!!JI7Gc7k1Kfr 04/17/12(Tue)23:06 No.18761076|
rolled 7, 4 = 11
With the full cadre assembled, Otto slams on the gas, sending the 26-wheeler skidding through the soft earth towards the tunnel. As you go under, you hear the trickling of water, and for a moment, the truck is engulfed in darkness, with only the sound of dripping to be heard.
Suddenly, you slow to a halt - your tires are stuck in the muck! They spin and spin uselessly against the muddy ground - fucking boiling-pot crab-hell, is this it?! Goddess, why have you forsa-
Suddenly, from the back of the tunnel, a familiar form appears, dashing towards the truck.
A lobster hops over the car behind you, bracing his shoulder against the bumper and yelling into the cab, "You think I forgot about you guys?"
With a heavy push from Lobster Johnson, the truck's wildly spinning wheels finally come free, and it speeds out of the tunnel. As you look behind, what little sun remains illuminates the edges of the tunnel as they begin to collapse.
Lobster Johnson holds up a claw in defiance from under the tunnel,
"Tell the princess I hope she enjoys her fuckin' cake!"
And with that last quip, the tunnel collapses, and the sound of cracking shells and crushing metal echoes through the forest as you speed off into the night.