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    16 KB STRIKE WITCHES: THE ZAPPING COMMENCES planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)21:49 No.18687869  
    "I don't follow," you tell Lynette.

    "MY SISTER IS HERE," Lynette howls.

    "... good for you?" you reply. "Join the club? Want a membership card?"

    Paintbrushes go clattering everywhere as Lynette abandons her armload to seize you by the shirtfront, standing on your feet and rising onto her tiptoes to yell in your face. "NO NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S WILMA, SHE'S HERE, WILMA IS HERE WILMA WILMA-"

    "WH-wha-" you stammer, feeling very awkward as you get a good look down the 15-year-olds sweater and its associated puppies.


    You frown. "What the... well if she was safe around Krupinski then I hardly-"

    "She likes 'em young," Lynette says, her voice quavering. "She likes 'em so yoooooung~" she wails, burying her face in your chest as she begins to cry. "Not Yoshika... and... like... it'll be like shooting fish in a barrel! Blindfolded fish kneeling at the edge of a trench with sharks putting Lugers against their heads!"

    You feel physically ill. "Lynette, that's hardly an appropriate analo-"

    "LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK," Lynette howls. "HELP ME!"

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:50 No.18687876
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)21:50 No.18687881

    Because we owe her so much for the nose art. No charge.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687882
    incoming rape
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687888
    >someone worse than Krupenski

    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687889
    IN durring panzer

    also time for Wilma
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687890
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687891
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687892
    So, time to collect and hide the little witches, then?
    >> Major Airlift 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687893

    Sure, why not?

    inb4 panzer
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687894
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687895
    >likes em young

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687896

    > "Not Yoshika... and... like... it'll be like shooting fish in a barrel! Blindfolded fish kneeling at the edge of a trench with sharks putting Lugers against their heads!"

    Oh U
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687897

    Never miss an opportunity for blackmail
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687898
    For a price. We need help finding Robin.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687900
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:51 No.18687901
    Let's protect our imouto.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:52 No.18687903
    >> Writefag 04/12/12(Thu)21:52 No.18687904
    We must help the Bishop claim what is her's against her sister.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:52 No.18687906

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:52 No.18687907
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:52 No.18687908

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:52 No.18687910
    Yes. We must protect the little girl.
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/12/12(Thu)21:52 No.18687912
    No one likes them younger than us, no one!

    We must help as best we can!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:52 No.18687915

    She painted a plane on our plane! Our debt must be repaid.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:52 No.18687916
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    Oh shit son, it's Wilma Bishop!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:52 No.18687918
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    We owe em both.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:53 No.18687923
    Time to help Lynette and work off this Massive amount of Blueballs/PATTON induced RAGE by saving miyafuji.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:53 No.18687927
    And then we can get their help in finding Robin.
    >> Starshadow 04/12/12(Thu)21:53 No.18687928
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    >I can't find a pic of sharks with lugers!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:53 No.18687932
    Draw our knife. "Let battle be joined! For the whitemage!!!"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:53 No.18687933
    We can't charge her. There's now ay.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:53 No.18687935
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:54 No.18687938
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:54 No.18687948
    THIS. And as quickly as possible.

    So Chris, Zuchinni, Yoshika, Robin, and Sanya. Have I forgotten anyone?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:54 No.18687949
    Do it planefag. BlanketFortxMC OTP, fuck the minnafags.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:55 No.18687956
    Yes, let's help her.

    Payment for helping us on the plane.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:55 No.18687958

    I... I Can't! It's ATTACHED!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:55 No.18687959
    Like there was any other choice.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:55 No.18687961

    We need to repay her for that sweet nose art. Plus Yoshika is honorary little sister #2!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:55 No.18687964


    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:55 No.18687965
    Major Miles
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:55 No.18687966
    Why do we want to help the wop?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:55 No.18687967
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    Deploy decoy zucchini!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:55 No.18687968
    We will, for a price.
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    Man your battle stations! Protect the lolis!
    >> Starshadow 04/12/12(Thu)21:56 No.18687981
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:56 No.18687982
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    Get all the girls at risk and construct a fortress of pillows!

    captcha what the fuck!?!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:57 No.18687992
    Because facing the realization that she's a 12-year old child soldier ripped from her parents and everyone she knows then thrown into a nightmarish war where she's forced to watch people die on a constant basis that we've been antagonizing made us feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:58 No.18687995
    >new waifupath

    She's a lesbian pedophile. We're not getting anywhere with her.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:58 No.18688003
    But we didn't BUILD a fucking pillow fort!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:58 No.18688004
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:59 No.18688008
    Er no, Wilma is into older guys. Like in their 50s.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:59 No.18688016


    Play RISK with the imouto club in the pillow fort!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:59 No.18688019
    Not yet we haven't.
    >> Major Airlift 04/12/12(Thu)21:59 No.18688020
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    >> Starshadow 04/12/12(Thu)21:59 No.18688021
    So what? Time for operation COUNTER SOFTNESS. Nick every pillow in the castle and barricade our room.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)21:59 No.18688023
    Except in canon she married a much older man.

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:00 No.18688038
    ainjou nigger
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)22:00 No.18688040
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    >and... like... it'll be like shooting fish in a barrel! Blindfolded fish kneeling at the edge of a trench with sharks putting Lugers against their heads!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:00 No.18688044
    >caring about canon
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:01 No.18688047

    What if they are both pedophiles and that was their cover?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)22:01 No.18688054
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    looks like somebody didn't read isle of wright!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:01 No.18688056

    Doesn't matter. THE TEARS MUST FLOW.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:02 No.18688069
    Why don't we just make the pillow fort our new waifu?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:02 No.18688073
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    Wouldn't be the first time
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)22:02 No.18688076
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    "Okay," you say, patting Lynette on the head. "I'll help you."

    "THANK YOOOOooou~" she wails, burying her face in your shirt.

    "Hey, I've got to think of Robin, too," you say, trying to calm her down. She's still perched on your feet, and hugging you rather tightly.

    "Have you seen Robin yet?" she mumbles into your shirt.

    "Today? No."

    "Trust me, she's fine," Lynette mumbles darkly.

    Huh. Wonder what that's about.

    "Well, uh, where should we even start looking?" you ask Lynette.

    "I know all her hiding spots," Lynette tells you. "Let's split up and check them, and whoever finds Yoshika first, stick with her."

    "And the other?"

    "Well, if you see Wilma first, follow her and don't take your eyes off her!" Lynette orders you.

    Armed with a list of Yoshika's favorite spots, written with black paint on the top of an ammo crate, you go stalking through the castle. After vising a few innocuous cubbyholes and window-seats, you squint suspiciously at the next entry.

    "Inside the walls near janitor's closet in the steamiest part of the basement."

    >Fuck this, let's find Wilma instead.
    >Pilots rush in where fools fear to tread!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:03 No.18688081
    DOESN'T MATTER. That's all metafaggotry anyway.

    The fortress must be built.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:03 No.18688082
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)22:03 No.18688085
    ...We owe Lynette. We go in.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:03 No.18688088
    --->File name of
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:03 No.18688091
    >>Pilots rush in where fools fear to tread!
    Anything for her
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)22:04 No.18688095
    I haven't read a goddamn thing (of the various SW sources), and am confused as hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:04 No.18688099
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:04 No.18688102
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:04 No.18688103
    If it's a trap, then we should play the part they would have us play.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:04 No.18688109
    We rush in, we have no fear.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:04 No.18688111
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    >Pilots rush in where fools fear to tread!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:04 No.18688114
    RUSH IN!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:05 No.18688120
    have we ever broken off?

    into the breach!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:05 No.18688126
    Fuck, wheres Ackbar?

    This is a mother fucking trap!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:05 No.18688128
    Precious imouto needs us, we rush in.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:06 No.18688136
    If Lynette is walking us into a trap, we will walk into the trap. She's earned it.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)22:06 No.18688140
    Sure, when we were bringing our damaged plane in during the alien invasion. We noped out when MC realized he couldn't fight with all that damage.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:06 No.18688141
    Oh sweet fuck those things I always outsmart us and get us damn near raped. Go find Wilma instead.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:06 No.18688142
    Fuck that noise, look for Wilma instead.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:06 No.18688146
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:06 No.18688149
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:06 No.18688151
    Ahh fuck it. Once More Into the Breach
    >> Writefag 04/12/12(Thu)22:06 No.18688154
    >Pilots rush in where fools fear to tread!

    We mustn't fear.

    Fear is the mind-killer

    Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:07 No.18688156
    Closets are our destiny.

    To our adoptive imouto I say.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)22:07 No.18688157
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    >"Inside the walls near janitor's closet in the steamiest part of the basement."

    In b4 kathy
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:07 No.18688158
    >"Trust me, she's fine," Lynette mumbles darkly.
    Hmm...this will bear investigation later. Don't want the little sisters at each other's throats, after all.

    >Pilots rush in where fools fear to tread!
    Let's find that Yoshika!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:07 No.18688160
    >Pilots rush in where fools fear to tread!
    We are pilot, we are armed with a knife and a revolver.
    To the place were Miyafuji is likely being molested as we think!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:07 No.18688163
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    >> Starshadow 04/12/12(Thu)22:07 No.18688174
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    >Pilots rush in where fools fear to tread!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:07 No.18688176


    Preferably with a frozen salami.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:07 No.18688177
    > the little-death
    Well, we've been blocked on THAT enough on this quest, may as well do it again.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:08 No.18688187
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:08 No.18688192
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:08 No.18688194
    >that girl on the left
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:09 No.18688202
    Further proof that poledancers are physics witches.

    In the normal sense, not the SW sense.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:10 No.18688213
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    What about them?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:13 No.18688239
    I'm going to call shenanigans.

    When has a french woman ever had bare pits?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)22:13 No.18688241
    Fuck it. Yoshika is just a little, scared girl a long way from home, and you can't let any aggressive Witches feel her up.

    YOU'RE the fighter pilot here. YOU do the casual lusting, god damn it.

    Locating the broom closet, you open the door and slip in. The door swings shut and the delicate click of a lock auto-engaging sounds behind you.

    You turn around and kick the door so fucking hard the broken lock flies out of the shattered door and bounces off the opposite wall.

    "HURR HURR IN DA CLOSET," you snarl at the twisted, bent metal. "Who's laughing now, fucker? Is it FUNNY? FUNNY? ENOUGH YUKS FOR YA?"

    You turn back to the closet, now considerably better illuminated without a closed door, and immediately notice the back wall was never finished, allowing access to the space... between the walls? You lean in, investigating closer. It looks like the original brick wall of the castle was covered by paneling in some places, through which wiring, plumbing and other such things were ran.

    Makes sense, you suppose. In the parts of the castle *not* re-paneled all that shit's just taped to the wall, in plain sight, a fact you've exploited a few times.

    Turning sideways, you're able to squeeze through the narrow gap, until you come to a larger, hollow space about forty feet down the hall from the closet. The air grows warmer, and you can feel the steam of the castle's sauna on your skin.

    And you can hear somebody sniffling.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:13 No.18688244
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    >Dat perrine

    Boner, quiet.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)22:14 No.18688265
    Wait, if it locks behind you, how does Miyafuji get out?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:14 No.18688267
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:14 No.18688271
    >hear someone snifiling

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:14 No.18688272
    Forward men! Our adorable little sister awaits!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:14 No.18688275
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    after throwing our horny redhead at a bunch of MPs, it only seems in character to charge in like fools. let's go
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:14 No.18688276
    Advance and prepare to hug
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:14 No.18688279
    >Big brother mode engaged
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:15 No.18688285
    Call out to her incase she's naked. I doubt she wants us to see her crying AND nude.
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/12/12(Thu)22:16 No.18688290

    Time for innapropriate boners, we'll get stuck.

    >pelvis elogarie

    Indeed Captcha, indeed.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:16 No.18688300
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    Are we too late?!
    >> Starshadow 04/12/12(Thu)22:17 No.18688307
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:18 No.18688326
    You really aren't doing this right.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:18 No.18688327
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)22:19 No.18688336
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    oh god what a terrible shoop

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:20 No.18688350
    >terrible shoop
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/12/12(Thu)22:20 No.18688355

    No one does this right, its part of the fun.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)22:20 No.18688358
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    The larger space proves to be where the castle's original, hewn-stone walls give way to a natural rock wall - the edge of the natural hot-springs the castle was built directly over. The natural wall angles away a bit, and you realize you're standing on the other side of the changing-rooms walls.

    Curled into a little ball in front of you, crying into her blanket, is Yoshika.


    Yoshika screams.


    Somehow, for no god-damned reason whatsoever, she leaps towards you and grabs your crotch in both hands.

    You look down at her.

    You rub your head awkwardly as you think.

    Yoshika looks up at you with horror on her face.


    "How in the fuck," you marvel, "can such a deliberate motion be interpreted as an accident? You don't just.... turn around and thrust your hands forward in a groping motion when suddenly surprised."

    Yoshika blinks. "You... don't?"

    "No. No, I don't."

    Yoshika looks up at you in awe. "America is a strange place."
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/12/12(Thu)22:21 No.18688365
    D'aww. Saved.
    Engage big bro mode.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:21 No.18688370
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:21 No.18688371
    posting this for >>1688274
    Will probably be rather enlightening :3
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:21 No.18688375
    ....no, japan is just weird.

    Penny for your thoughts?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:21 No.18688376
    I... what?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:22 No.18688379
    But that isn't a shoop.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:22 No.18688381
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    >Yoshika looks up at you in awe. "America is a strange place."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:22 No.18688387
    america is a strange place.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:23 No.18688390
    Hahahahahahaha fucking Japan.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:23 No.18688392
    >she leaps towards you and grabs your crotch in both hands
    Scream "BAKA HENTAI" and smack her in a comedic fashion. It'll make her feel at home.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:23 No.18688393
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:23 No.18688394
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    Oh Miafoogee.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)22:24 No.18688405
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    no I don't believe that THE ANIME SCENE ISN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:24 No.18688417
    Wait, is she still holding our crotch during this conversation?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:25 No.18688432
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    ...so I guess you didn't watch the Blu-rays, huh.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:26 No.18688438
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    Flight jacket Yoshika while we wait
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:26 No.18688439
    >America is not like my Fuso-ese cartoons!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:26 No.18688440
    Indeed, but that's from a doujin.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/12/12(Thu)22:26 No.18688442
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    "It may be strange, but it's home. And awesome. Dear god I could kill for a cheeseburger about now. And whiskey. But mostly whiskey."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:26 No.18688443
    "Now please let go of my crotch. Minna would disapprove.

    Oh, and Lynette was worried about you. Perhaps you should ask her out on a date?"
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/12/12(Thu)22:26 No.18688448

    She says its an accident, but we know better, though we will just embaress her more if we push it. Anyway innapropriate boner inducing hand manuvers aside, why is she crying in a wall space. Also more importantly, is there an eye hole in the plaster wall and what exactly is it looking out to, if there is one.

    Perhaps she is nowhere near as innocent as she seems.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:27 No.18688453
    We should probably get ours back from Sanya at some point. She's had it long enough now for Eila to see.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)22:28 No.18688466
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:28 No.18688470
    We need to lend her our camera. Did Eila ever give it back?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:28 No.18688477
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    Why do I want to see captain america in strike witches now

    (Cap and The Boss from metal gear solid 3)
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:29 No.18688489
    I don't have it with me right now but
    >"Actually, you are Sakurai-sensei" and goes for the insertion
    >"EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH?!- ok but you have to take responsability"
    >"EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHh?!- just use this superglue"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)22:29 No.18688491
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    "Yoshika, if you don't remove your hands from my balls immediately, I will consider it a formal invitation."

    Yoshika snatches her hands back from your crotch like its on fire with piranhas. Piranhafire, if you will. Phireana? Yeah. Yeah. Shakespeare ain't got shit on this.

    "Y-you wouldn't! Pervert!"

    "Treat you like every other Witch who's shown romantic interest in me, you mean?"

    Yoshika blinks. "Oh."

    "So!" you say, plopping down on another blanket. "You hide in here and look at tits?"

    Yoshika squeals and covers her mouth as her face turns beet-red.

    You give her a disappointed look. "Yoshika, I thought we were friends. As one fighter pilot to another, this is the kind of prime perch you don't hog for yourself, okay? Share the love."

    Still blushing fiercely and covering her mouth, she nods mutely.

    "So. What was all that stuff about being useless, the other day?"

    She looks down at the floor. "Nothing."

    >Useless in battle?
    >Useless as a friend?
    >Useless in bed?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:30 No.18688503
    go back to /a/
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:30 No.18688510
    Useless at errything?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:30 No.18688513
    >useless in battle
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:31 No.18688519
    >Useless in battle?
    >Useless as a friend?
    >Useless in bed?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:31 No.18688522
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    you do know what thread you are in right dip shit
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)22:31 No.18688524
    "I'd be dead if it weren't for you. That's not useless by any means."

    Then squeeze hand and prompt her to tell her story.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:31 No.18688533
    >useless as a friend

    "Don't give me that crap, Yoshika. Something was wrong, and unless you tell me, it's just going to fester."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:31 No.18688535
    What were the circumstances when she ran off again? I forget.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:31 No.18688538
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    Don't point out one specific thing she's useless at. Just say "How are you useless?" or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:32 No.18688539
    >useless in bed
    I can't bring myself to do this. Go for
    >Useless in battle? You've got some skills, Yoshika. Eh... you can grop- I mean, pull the triggers like no one
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:32 No.18688540
    All of them. If we pinpoint it to one it'll sound like we think she's subpar in that regard. If throw them all out then we get to hear what she really thinks she's useless in.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:32 No.18688542
    those all seem like deadly traps.

    what exactly were we doing when she ran? what set her off?

    werent we all just bantering with sean?

    [x]useless as a friend
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:32 No.18688546
    >Useless as a friend
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:32 No.18688547
    how about all those times youve saved me from dying...and healed my liver over and over again? and chances are that imma need more of that sparkle magic by the time minna's done with me...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:32 No.18688550
    >Useless in bed?
    HAHAHA, the embarrassment will go on!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)22:32 No.18688553
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    >slew a tornado


    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:32 No.18688559

    >useless in bed?

    >> Starshadow 04/12/12(Thu)22:32 No.18688560
    >Useless in bed?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:33 No.18688561
    MC and Chuck were being really annoying to her about being so quiet. Then she just blew up.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:33 No.18688562
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    >Useless in bed?

    What is this I don't even
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:33 No.18688563
    >Useless in battle?
    >Useless as a friend?
    >Useless in bed?

    All of the above, rapid fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:33 No.18688565
    Find out what she thinks she's useless at.
    Reinforce her by reminding her that she was the only Witch pointing us to our crew when we got here and she's the one that kept us from dying.
    Sounds like not useless to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:33 No.18688566
    >Useless in bed?
    >> Major Airlift 04/12/12(Thu)22:33 No.18688571
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    Threaten to noogie her if she doesn't tell us.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:33 No.18688574
    "So it IS something. C'mon, out with it."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:34 No.18688578
    See this picture? We need that, only with pillows around us.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:34 No.18688579
    This. Get her to vent rather than trying to draw it out of her.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)22:34 No.18688581
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    >useless at everything
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:34 No.18688585
    See what she thinks she's useless in, then support her as appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:34 No.18688590
    Okay, guys. Guys, I'm sorry to barge in as this is my first time in SWQ, but I have a question, who exactly are we?

    Once again, really sorry but I decided to get into Strike Witches a few weeks back after originally hating it when I first saw it years ago, and I'm a convert. So, what exactly has gone on prior to this?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:35 No.18688602
    >Useless in bed?
    I could give you a few pointers if you're interested...

    Assume it is the most embarrassing until she breaks down and confesses.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:35 No.18688603
    Get this man the archives.

    We're a pilot who gives no fucks.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)22:35 No.18688607

    all you fuckers stand back


    i got this
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:35 No.18688610
    >Useless in bed? Lynette seems to think otherwise. So much so, that she's sent me to keep you away from her sister.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/12/12(Thu)22:35 No.18688612
    >Useless in battle
    Seriously, she should chill out about it. Some people are not made for battle. Some like her, are better suited for a support role, not taking to many risks. Others, like Sean, are just god damn useless. Remind her of this fact.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:36 No.18688615
    Our last name is Young and we are an American pilot above the mason dixon line. We are magic because we are really good at what we do and have a hot sister.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:36 No.18688616
    Someone post the archives for this boob
    >> archivalfag 04/12/12(Thu)22:36 No.18688617
    Either look it up on sup/tg/ or download my SUPER CONVINIENT ARCHIVE.

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:36 No.18688618
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:36 No.18688620
    We are MC: fighter pilot extraordinaire, magical sparkle machine gnome, big bro to all and bounce master supreme.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:36 No.18688624
    I'M ON TO YOU.

    ...you're giving him a straight answer, aren't you.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:36 No.18688626
    This could work.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:36 No.18688632
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:36 No.18688634
    oh brotha you have a TON of reading to do. also our shit is our own cannon

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    OH FUCK!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:36 No.18688641
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:36 No.18688642
    Go here.

    >> drawfag 04/12/12(Thu)22:37 No.18688645


    I think the 61-B is doing what I drew in the picture. Maybe the 61-A and 61 left the bays open on landing/take off? I looked at the video and it does appear that the doors were open the full length, but it was an model A. Resolution was painfully bad, but you get a glimpse of it as it is taxing. Fucking WW2 era video on youtube. It is like having double blur-o-vision engaged.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:37 No.18688653
    The MC is an American (male) night fighter pilot.

    >So, what exactly has gone on prior to this?
    Trolling, bouncing, waifu fagging, shooting aliums, mild amounts of character development.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:37 No.18688654
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/12/12(Thu)22:37 No.18688655
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    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)22:38 No.18688661
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    oh boy
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:38 No.18688669
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    Pretty sure this won't end well.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:38 No.18688671
    Many differences, but we are MCNGAFN Young, fighter pilot extraordinaire, and patron saint to men with blue balls.
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:39 No.18688683
    "Useless in battle, as a friend, in bed? I have difficulty believing that last one. Your grip seems to have the proper amount of gentle firmness."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:40 No.18688705
    MC still needs a fucking name!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:40 No.18688711
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:41 No.18688723
    You don't need a name to fly, bounce, or give zero fucks, therefore MC doesn't need a name.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:41 No.18688726
    We've already got one, it's [nospoilersin/tg/]that pilot[/nospoilersin/tg/]
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:41 No.18688730
    Good lord. I have a tone of reading to do.

    Luckily I don't have much in the way of coursework to do this weekend. Heheheh...
    >> Starshadow 04/12/12(Thu)22:41 No.18688732
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:42 No.18688739
    His name is Tiji.

    he is a democratic republic powered by the voices in his head
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)22:42 No.18688743
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    You are the anti-sue.

    "Strike Witches" is worse then simply blatant, shameless fanservice one step short of flat-out softcore porn. It's also more mary-sue horse-shit where little girls with super magic powers matter, and everybody with a penis is either useless, cannon fodder, or exists only to have their lifeless corpse stuffed into a frigidare so fucking hard their bones break. The only good thing about it, it lets men see how women must've felt about their portrayal in popular media all these years.

    You are the man in this picture. You are Chuck Yeager, Pappy Boyington and every fighter pilot who ever lived rolled into one man, and you fly a P-61 because it is the ultimate under-rated, largely ignored fighter plane, much like the under-rated, ignored mundane fighter pilots in Strike Witches.

    Did you see "Waterworld?" It was horrible, yes. Remember that poor fucker in the row-boat, who rows around in the pitch-black, in the huge oil tank of the old oil tanker?

    Remember when fish-ears drops a flare into said oil tank?

    You are that flare.
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:42 No.18688751
    So THAT'S what Ian looks like.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:42 No.18688756
    Took me a week to get up to date and that was a month ago. Good luck soldier.

    Strike Witches love must remain alive and well.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:42 No.18688758
    "How many times have you saved my ass alone, Yoshika? I'd be dead without you, which means the rest of these sorry fucks who can't take care of themselves would be too. You're the backbone of the 501st, you luckless, sorry bitch."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:42 No.18688765
    Be ready for brain damage. When I powered through the archives last month I spent many minutes laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:43 No.18688766
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:43 No.18688778
    I had no idea SWQ was so DEEP
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:43 No.18688783

    I love this quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:44 No.18688789
    Tip, wear ear plugs.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:44 No.18688790
    i did this too...i was reading the archives on my phone at my roomie's parents' house, woke his dad up 2 or 3 times laughing. be ready
    >> Writefag 04/12/12(Thu)22:44 No.18688792

    Well, if our sister is Robin Young.

    Maybe Michael Cameron Young?

    Or maybe "Richard" 'cause he's such a dick?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:44 No.18688796
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    >Hey guys, what's going on in this thre-
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:44 No.18688799
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    Cap'd for future generations
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:44 No.18688800
    I would like to bear your children sir
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:45 No.18688809
    >"Strike Witches" is worse... years.
    By far the best summary of the show I've seen.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:45 No.18688815
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    And now the pics
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/12/12(Thu)22:46 No.18688826
    But the P-61 isn't a fighter plane per say, it would do horribly against the P-51, F4U for example. It is designed for interception missions.

    (Also i have a massive hatred for aircrew but thats anoother issue. fuck aircrew for whining about work, BAWW TAKING APART ENGINES IS WORK. but thats more me laughing at the angry crew chief)
    >> Starshadow 04/12/12(Thu)22:46 No.18688837
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    "Sooo," you say, stroking your nonexistent beard. "Denial. Ain't just a river in Egypt anymore. Lesse... useless in battle?"

    Yoshika says nothing.

    "Useless... as a FRIEND!?"

    The little Witch shrinks into herself.

    "Useless in beeeeeeeed~"

    THAT gets a rise out of her. "EVERYTHING!" she screams. "EVERYTHING! I just wanted to help everyone and be useful and- and-" she starts sobbing. "I c-c-a-ant even shoot a g-g-un wh-when my f-friends are under a-a-ttack...."

    "You've patched me up like three times-"

    "MY GRANDMOTHER CAN DO THAT AND DO IT BETTER!" Yoshika screams at you, smacking her chest with her fist. "I locked up! I j-just sat there trembling like a fu-ucking b-b-aby wh-when the Martians attacked... I... I'm useless! I don't deserve this uniform!" Her body shaking with sobs, she starts tearing at her little sailor outfit with both hands, big, powerful "hic-hic-hics" escaping her chest.

    >wat do
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:48 No.18688858
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:48 No.18688860
    >You are the man in this picture. You are Chuck Yeager, Pappy Boyington and every fighter pilot who ever lived rolled into one man
    >Pure male
    Im thinking Adam if the lack of a first name becomes an issue now.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:48 No.18688862
    Hug her
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:48 No.18688867
    While I object to the whining about little girls with super powers being more important than the mooks -- this is called the distinction between "Main Characters" and "Everyone Else" and it happens in every story in the history of ever -- the rest is pretty much spot-on.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:49 No.18688875

    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/12/12(Thu)22:49 No.18688876

    Well, we could teach her to be better in bed, we are pilots its what we do, sometimes we take time out and fly planes. Everything else will be rebuttals, counter points and probably hugs and feelings.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:49 No.18688879


    "Do you have any idea how valuable ANYONE capable of healing people is? No matter how minor. There's a damn good reason every soldier respects the medics"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:49 No.18688882
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    Hug teimz
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:49 No.18688884
    its big brother NON-SEXUAL hugs time. she even bounced the MUHREENS for us, we need to keep helping her realize how awesome she could be
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:49 No.18688887
    Instill brotherly confidence
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:49 No.18688894
    Okay, seems I read through a bit of one installment of SWQ. When young was on patrol, then goes back and almost gets in trouble with his CO or something, that was a while back.

    And before I watched SW. Well, I'm out of here so I can start catching up.

    Thank you kind people for helping out!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:50 No.18688901
    Preferably BEFORE her clothes are off all the way.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)22:50 No.18688907
    Bear hug, eye contact, tell her that she's a lifesaver and a member of the team, and she need to step the fuck up and realize that it's OK to be scared as long as you're willing to improve.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:50 No.18688914
    "Then why the fuck isn't your grandmother up there? Oh wait, it's because she has YOU to protect her! Are you just going to let them down? EVERYONE? Do you want the history books to read 'Yoshika: Went down without a fight'? Or are you going to get out there, practice hard, and learn to be BETTER?"

    Start walking out. "Follow me. It's time for some training."

    Keep her close the entire time, keep a damn close eye on her.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:50 No.18688915
    We probably shouldn't let her take her clothes off. If that shit keeps up she'll end up blowing us accidentally when someone startles her.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:50 No.18688916
    Woah woah, keep your damn clothes on. I can't hug you if you're naked.

    Also say this.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:50 No.18688917
    Hug her.

    And this
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:51 No.18688921
    why dude

    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/12/12(Thu)22:51 No.18688922
    >tearing the e blues

    And to be honest, its a hard problem, since unlike today's training, shooting at people is .. an issue.

    And tell her listen, you may not be able to shoot now, but even supporting us, flying on our wing, helps us acomplish our mission, and offer to take her out to the range.

    >tl;dr TAKE NUB UNDER OUR WING, TRAIN THEM TO SHOOT ALIEMS, what every good senior JO should do.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:51 No.18688924
    read it all...even better if you do it while drinking. Fap Angel does a better job of characterization/hilariousness than the actual studio
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:51 No.18688929
    That was literally the first thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:52 No.18688937
    Noogies are the answer.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:52 No.18688940
    I feel bad for the girl, but I don't know what to do other than HUGS.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:52 No.18688949
    Motivational speech from the heart and tell her a second bishop has arrived and to watch her back.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:53 No.18688955
    Wrap an arm around her, pull her into our manly chest.
    "Montgomery is the only useless person on this island, excluding the Marines, but they are not real people."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:53 No.18688959
    Load of bull. She and Erica wasted Martians when they got to their Strikers during their raid and it was them that pinned the sub while Sakamoto boarded it and sworded its power source.

    The problem here is that we don't want her to think that her only possible value is healing because she might as well rip off her 501st patch and go to a hospital. Holy shit, BOUNCING and PILOT are learned skills, not something people just are out of the blue.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:53 No.18688966
    Offers hugs and a promise to go looking at Shirley's rack later.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:54 No.18688971
    Combine this with hug.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:54 No.18688975
    I hope you meant that "Big Wing" fagmuffin (his name escapes me)
    other than that detail, fucking this
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)22:54 No.18688979
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    I'll make a man out of you.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)22:55 No.18688983
    Marshal Malleroy is the Big Wing dude.
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/12/12(Thu)22:55 No.18688984

    Why you ask? Because its true, we may have become the master of being cock-blocked and blue balls, but before then we were a regular fighter pilot, with all the perks and privileges that brings. Anyway, everything else is hugs and look at what everyone else is pushing for; hugs. Nothing untoward going on here.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:55 No.18688985

    Always remember his name. He is the enemy.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:55 No.18688992
    Fuck this hugging shit, this calls for angry pilot logic.
    "Ok, yeah, you fucked up. Now you can cry about it and feel sorry for yourself, or you can try to do something about. What are you, Yoshika, a man or a mouse? Or, I guess a small teenage girl with no pants on or a mouse?"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:55 No.18688993
    HUGS BY GOD, and remind her that her grandmother is better due to decades of experience and, that its natural for her to be scared, and that she doesn't want to be scared is good. She is doing fantastically well for someone her age and she will only get better as time passes. She healed us from MASSIVE THORACIC TRAUMA after all.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/12/12(Thu)22:55 No.18688996
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    Tell her we're just fine with that. Whats wrong with being useless? Hug her. Closest thing to a comfort image I have.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:55 No.18689000
    Rommel and Patton are gonna want to talk to you
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:55 No.18689001
    "You weren't useless when you bounced those muhreenz, you weren't useless when you warned me of the mob coming after me, you SURE as hell weren't useless when you used your powers to shield us when we ran down that hall during the martian raid."

    "All this, and tending to peoples wounds."

    "You're a hell of a Wingmate Yoshika"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:55 No.18689003
    Maybe open up about the time we got Sean killed and show her that we can be weak and scared too but can still pull it off.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:56 No.18689009
    Boning 13 year olds is not one of our perks bro
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)22:56 No.18689011
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    NO SIR THAT IS BAD EVERY MOOK DESERVES HIS CHANCE. That's how I DM, too. Every level 1 NPC guard has a dagger, and Improved Initiative as their feat. I'm sick and fucking tired of shows (or games, for that matter) where your team of SUPER ELITE BADASS OPERATOR-TIER OPERATORS gets wasted in the first ten seconds but you, somehow, are a super-special snowflake. Or the Main Character. It robs the character of meaning because they're not really trying, they're just waltzing through on plot armor and author fiat.

    Go watch the first few episodes of Gargoyles again, particularly the part where OPERATOR-TIER-OPERATORS attack the newly-relocated castle. When they start fighting, those mercenary commandos fight like... MERCENARY COMMANDOS. So when the cop-chick takes the better part of an entire episode (or two) to kick their asses, it feels like an accomplishment. They were competent, dangerous, and they mattered, but the hero won because she was just that good.

    Cannon fodder disposed of cheaply, in a few seconds, does nothing to make us feel like the character is actually good.

    Anyway, that's my opinion. Even if I don't practice what I preach as well as I want to. MC's come through most of his battles by the skin of his teeth, which is about as much margin as most fighter pilots win by, I try to show that with after-battle damage but it isn't always easy, or as obvious as I want.
    >> Starshadow 04/12/12(Thu)22:56 No.18689013
    Put on shades. Point to own face.

    "You are the pilot in this picture"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:56 No.18689016
    Your grandmother isn't here, you are and you saved my life. Don't compare yourself to the people around you, compare yourself to who you were yesterday, turn everyday into an opportunity to be better. Want to be a better healer start reading more medical textbooks, want to be a better flier fly more, get more practice in, spend nights at the range and days in the air, just keep on striving towards your goal and you'll never be useless.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:56 No.18689018
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    time to go drink
    see ya'll later SWQ. make PILOT decisions
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:57 No.18689025
    That is a really good wartime attitude you've got there. I'm sure agreeing that she is useless will do wonders for her self esteem.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:57 No.18689028
    Should i watch Strike Witches before participating in this quest?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:57 No.18689033
    a million times, THIS
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:57 No.18689034
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:57 No.18689035

    Tell Yoshika about the times she patched us up. And the new liver. And the whole "BOUNCE MARINES" thing. And how she worked with Erica to hold off the X-COM ALIUMS.

    Give a short, rousing speech on how everyone has to learn new things. Reassure her that she is growing and will become useful.

    Brohugs and hair-ruffling.

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)22:58 No.18689038
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    NO NO NO
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:58 No.18689040
    Monty and Mallory are both useless, just in different ways.

    I'd be glad that Mark Clark isn't here, except that means some other poor fuckers are stuck with him.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:58 No.18689043
    Good thing she's 15.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:58 No.18689049
    Seconding, but replace Montgomery with Mallory. Because fuck the Big Wing.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:58 No.18689056
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    #SWQ @Rizon.net for all your SWQ related questions~

    Now, time to hunt us some Yaegertits
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:58 No.18689058
    shes upset cause she cant shoot i dont think treating her like a child and getting all huggy will be a helpful move.

    [x] angry pilot logic
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:58 No.18689059
    Half your posts tonight have been meta.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:59 No.18689068
    We need to run into a real deal martian ace.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:59 No.18689072
    See you in a few weeks man, you got a trial ahead of you.
    Hug her, hold her arms down. "I have been denied sex repeatedly on this island. Do not undress in my presence, as I cannot guarantee your safety."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:59 No.18689073

    ok... why?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:59 No.18689074
    Female, 15 years old.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)22:59 No.18689075
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)22:59 No.18689077
    Fighting aliums while flying around with magical fighter legs?

    Frankly, just the fact she's not insane yet is an accomplishment in itself.
    >> Starshadow 04/12/12(Thu)22:59 No.18689081
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    Miyafuji just screamed! Everyone in the changing room and pool is going to be wondering why the walls have voices.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:00 No.18689083
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:00 No.18689089
    It is terrible.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:00 No.18689094
    What kind of anime do you like? (If at all?)
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:00 No.18689095
    She can take it, you sexist fuck. We don't need to scream at her or anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:00 No.18689096

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:00 No.18689097
    Rather, don't watch it expecting anything besides fanservice.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:00 No.18689103
    Please read
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:00 No.18689105
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:00 No.18689106
    >Every level 1 NPC guard has a dagger, and Improved Initiative as their feat

    I like it. Stealing.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:00 No.18689107
    You know all those times where you have to just throw your hands up and go JAPAN! ?

    This is the embodiment of them.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/12/12(Thu)23:01 No.18689125
    Again, what's wrong with being useless?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:01 No.18689131
    Plebe taste detected.
    It's very different from this. Unless you like staring at ass and planes, you'll hate it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:01 No.18689133
    I thought that was the Nyarlathotep anime.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:02 No.18689140
    It's generally not a good attitude for a soldier to have. Doubly so an elite supersoldier who uses magic.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)23:02 No.18689141
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    You all have it wrong. There are no hugs.

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)23:02 No.18689145
    She doesn't need to hear that she's right about being useless, she needs to be convinced that she isn't. She's borderline depressive here.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:02 No.18689147
    Bounce wilma, go look at Shirley's chest
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:03 No.18689161
    The what.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:03 No.18689162
    How bout you shut your whore mouth? Isn't one episode to little to base assumptions off?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:03 No.18689175
    Fuck that, go find Minna
    Then fuck that
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:03 No.18689176
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    I like Strike Witches.
    I like Nyaruko-san.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:03 No.18689183
    That one is actually amusing if you don't have an immovable rod up your ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:03 No.18689184
    >borderline depressive
    She's a teenager who's feeling sorry for herself.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:04 No.18689189
    Look, I like Shirley's tits as much-or more than-the next guy, but if we're going to keep Chuck off our sister we need to stay off his.

    You heard me.

    I actually really enjoyed the first episode.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:04 No.18689190
    They don't understand our superior taste.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:04 No.18689191
    She has an important job to do and her friends and species are relying on her to do it?

    'It's ok you can give up gave it the ole college try' is not an acceptable attitude here. There is a war on.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/12/12(Thu)23:04 No.18689197
    As someone who was semi cannon fodder (I was a Redshirt, then I became a Gold Shirt), I simply say uh planefag.. to be realistic this is what happens IRL. I mean the boat that I saw once Seawolf is literally the underwater BROKEN MC, with its SUPER TORPEDOS and NEAR CLOAKING EFFECTS.

    Then again, we have our F-18s curbstomping MIGs in Iraq/Lybia, so eh. I dissagree with your margins, but then again we sort of don't fight fairly. we cheat and use technology to defeat our enemies in combat, because in war there is no cheating, just kicking him in the nuts faster and harder and returning to port with new ribbons.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:04 No.18689202
    Explain this horseshit.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/12/12(Thu)23:05 No.18689205
    Good points, Ignore my suggestions, except for the hugs. She really fucking needs one. Though seriously, otherwise, whats wrong with being useless if it doesn't hurt others from a philosophical stand point?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:05 No.18689208
    That one does it in a fondly exasperated way. Strike Witches does it in a disgusted way.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:05 No.18689211

    oh... i see, wow
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:05 No.18689212
    I'd like to see Chuck try to do something to Robin. She's got experience with pilots.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:06 No.18689225
    Again, what kind of anime do you like?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:06 No.18689230
    That waits until tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:06 No.18689234

    It's actually quite nice if you don't have a stick up your ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:06 No.18689235
    Well, Lynette's worried like heck about her, so she's worth something to at least someone. That makes her not useless, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:06 No.18689238
    So are we never gonna make that pillow fort?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:06 No.18689239
    Are you gay?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:06 No.18689241
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    Haiyore! Nyaruko-san
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:07 No.18689245
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    Just see to it that your disdain for the witches continues to NOT color their characters any more than it has up 'til now. There's been times in the past where the MC has been drifting towards "they fight with superpowers therefore they suck" logic -- see to it that he never crosses over into actually thinking it and I'll follow this quest wherever it goes.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:08 No.18689272
    This was our thoughts at the start of the quest
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/12/12(Thu)23:08 No.18689273
    I have possibly the most weeboo friend imaginable, and even HE can't watch it. Like he felt digusted with himself. And he literally has no shame. And he is about as Hetero as Hugh Hefner.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:08 No.18689275
    She has a fucking job to do. She is doing that job. There isn't a problem. But she's 15 and emotional, so she thinks there's one. We should correct this without encouraging the sort of self pity that led to it. Hence, angry pilot logic, administered somewhat gently.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:09 No.18689281
    He's one of us, but not ONE OF US.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:09 No.18689282
    But that's the entire point, you twat.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:09 No.18689284
    planefag? you ok, planefag?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:09 No.18689290
    >disdain for the witches

    My good man, that was but in Strike Witches proper. In SWQ, regular human forces can actually fight. There's no need to hold a hatred for them now.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:09 No.18689292
    Eh, I like it. I can appreciate it for what it is, if you can't, I'm cool with that.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)23:09 No.18689299
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    "LIES!" you scream, and you slap Yoshika across the face.

    She's so stunned she actually stops ripping at her uniform.

    "Good girl," you say, and envelop her in a hug. "BUT YOU ARE TELLING LIES."


    "Did you run away?"


    "Did you run away?"


    "DID. YOU. RUN. AWAY."

    "NO!" she shouts into your shirt.

    "Good girl," you say, and continue hugging her. "A coward is the only truly useless person in war. It isn't the man who fires the machine-gun that holds a position, you know. It's the ballsy es-oh-bee who ran him ammo three times, unarmed, through a heavy cross-fire. War is a team effort, kiddo, you don't win it alone."

    "R-really?" Yoshika mumbles into your shirt, hugging you back.

    You look left, then right, then left suspiciously, then lower your mouth to her ear.

    "Technically yes, but if you respect yourself as a pilot, you will never, ever fucking admit that, even under torture."

    Yoshika flinches, then nods eagerly, taking the lesson to heart. "B-but... I still don't have any skill at... at anything, really."

    "Like what?"

    "Guns, for one," she mumbles. "Shouldn't a soldier know how to shoot?"

    You muse. "I think I can fix that."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:10 No.18689303
    They sort of tried in that one movie trailer.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:10 No.18689305
    I don't believe that you have friends.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:10 No.18689307

    anything really, as long as it's interesting.
    hell i liked high school dxd, wasn't for the service though, the whole getting killed by a demon on your first date made it sound interesting and little moments like when he fought that same girl in a church kept me watching.
    i've never dropped anything before except coyote ragtime show
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)23:10 No.18689313
    Take her to the range with Ian! He can teach her!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:10 No.18689319
    Can we get ian to help her shoot?
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)23:11 No.18689321
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    Something explodes, and the dressing room wall is violently ripped away. Your eardrums are accosted by a sound like a freight train taking an explosive shit. Like a steam whistle raping a dragon while they both cry out in ectasy. Like STEAMFROOOM

    is what


    sillywords and

    You blink. You look. Through a haze of steam, you realize you're sitting in the middle of the dressing room. Yoshika is shaking off the aftereffects of... whatever that was... and her hair looks like a poofy static ball of fuzz.

    >Roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:11 No.18689322
    If the premise hasn't sold you, you'll hate it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:11 No.18689325
    They still go out every day and risk their lives. For that, they deserve our respect.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:11 No.18689330
    >slapping surrogate sister #1
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:12 No.18689340

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:12 No.18689343
    >Roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:12 No.18689345


    "hi perrine."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:12 No.18689347

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:12 No.18689348

    >> Major Airlift 04/12/12(Thu)23:12 No.18689352
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    >Roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:12 No.18689353
    There's a possibility you'll like Strike Witches. Give it at least three episodes, first two are sub-par.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:12 No.18689354
    >Roll with it.
    Do not be flustered. Do not be surprised. Act nonchalant.
    Because we give no fucks.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:12 No.18689356
    What in nine butts did anything in that have to do with nyarlathotep? I saw a magical girl/slice of life anime where a girl is posed, for a moment, in front of some genetic anime beastie, but that's about it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:13 No.18689362
    Static? Isn't Perrine electrically inclined?
    Defend, I suppose. We can't let Yoshika lose her peeping hole.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/12/12(Thu)23:13 No.18689365
    >correction slap
    >modiviational speech
    >offer to train

    ..fuck i love you. man my LCPO from the boat would love you. I mean fuck , you channeled him wayy too well. GLORIOUSS
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:13 No.18689366

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:13 No.18689367
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    Told you.

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:13 No.18689372

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)23:13 No.18689373

    Nah, brah, I respect the Witches more when I contemplate the very real trials they would've gone through if the story had been handled with more care for such things. Their "lol men suck" attitude is roughly comparable to the MC's "lolsparkles" attitude, which is widespread in Da Force in general.

    >fucking intolerance
    >how does it work
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:13 No.18689376
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:13 No.18689379
    When they're not playing pretty princess, sure. And besides, everyone is.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:13 No.18689381

    We shall say "Hi, Perrine." Like the motherfucking FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:13 No.18689383
    Roll with it, give no fucks, say hello to everyone in there then leave the way we came, through a gap between walls.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689387
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    I actually have a life outside of 4Chan, unlike you. Suck it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689388
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    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689390
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    We roll with it.

    Zero fucks for life, crazy wall ripping monsters. Time to pop shades.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689391
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    roll with it
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689392
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689394
    MC hears a noise from a room. He opens the door, and there's Cupcake, facedown on a bed, naked, trembling. He glances at the window. There's Robin, glasses on, smoking. She notes our presence.

    "Sup?" she inquires through the smoke. Cupcake manages a small groan. MC backs out slowly.

    "Kids these days."
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689399

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689400
    Way back when, Ian called us "Mic."
    I might be out of touch with Irish nicknames, but...

    I'd have to read back through the threads, but I think it was around 17-21 or so.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689401
    If the point of this quest was "witches are smalltime, move over and let the REAL men do the job for you" then it would be little more than a craptacular bashfic with a mary sue hero showing up the witches at every turn. There has been a distinct lack of this in that the witches frequently show us up as well both in the air and on the ground, so the message appears to be that the resident Superman and Batman-equivalents are both awesome at fighting aliums in their respective ways.

    Major props to planefag for respecting the source material even as he tears it apart and builds something better with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689402
    The silver haired girl is "a nyarlathotepian", apparently a race of aliens based on nyarlathotep. The generic beastie is a nightgaunt.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689403
    Roll with it.

    Fuck, LEAN with it.

    There are going to be so few fucks about this that they'll turn Bairn into a monastery.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689404
    Draw pistol "I will protect this youth with my life, Wilma!" I doubt it's her, but that will create enough confusion to pick her up and flee again.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689407
    Defend the YOSHIKA
    >> Tofu 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689408
    "HI-de-ho Neighborino!"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689409
    The girl is Nyarlthotep. She's protecting the MC who is being targeted by other eldritch abominations for whatever reason.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689411

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689414

    Secure the room and locate the cause of the explosion.

    React accordingly.

    If it's Perrine, neutralize her immediately with bribery; she owes you for Ian.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:14 No.18689418
    We don't care. Don't start that shit.
    >> Tofu 04/12/12(Thu)23:15 No.18689423
    Also, does anyone know how to turn off auto-op linking in 4chanX?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:15 No.18689428
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:15 No.18689432
    > The silver haired girl is "a nyarlathotepian", apparently a race of aliens based on nyarlathotep


    The FUCK she is!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:15 No.18689433
    hmm alright, does it have serious moments at times or is it just a constant barrage of panty shots?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:16 No.18689435

    "Oh. Hello Perrine. Who's your big-breasted friend?"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)23:16 No.18689438
    Petty Officer, I believe.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:16 No.18689447
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:16 No.18689452
    If I want something that's utterly shameless fanservice, I'll go read To-Love-Ru Darkness again.

    The problem with the Strike Witches animu is that the show has occasional pretentions of being something that isn't dedicated to letting otaku get their rocks off on underage girls. This means that instead of being able to shut your brain off and enjoy it for what it is, you keep being dragged back into the realization that the show is kind of creepy about its fanservice and its justifications.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:17 No.18689456
    If it's Perrine, and she's acting bitchy, we should take her out to the firing range, tie her up down field, and have Ian teach Yoshika to shoot apples off her head.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:17 No.18689459
    fanservice isn't the filler, it's the anime
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:17 No.18689462
    Season 1 tries. Season 2 just sort of coasts along on character personality before ending on a retarded note. The movie is shaping up kinda poorly.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)23:17 No.18689463
    is it erica? i think it's erica.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:17 No.18689466
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:17 No.18689468
    Based on how obnoxiously you carry yourself around here, I'm inclined to agree with the suggestion of you having no friends.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:17 No.18689474
    There's pantyshots every now and again, but if you can get past that, it is surprisingly solid, story wise.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:17 No.18689476
    Very rare ones but yeah a handful.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:17 No.18689477
    Roll with it man, it's actually funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:18 No.18689480

    >fucking intolerance
    >how does it work

    by forging people ino cohesive in-groups with clear out-groups abd allowing them to function as a unit and prosper in difficult environments.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/12/12(Thu)23:18 No.18689492
    I was enlisted before I turned over to the Dark Side. LCPO was my chief, an E7. (I think he made senior?)

    I've done both sides, and yeah I'm not going to lie, I did a Yoshika when I was a nub on the boat, so this quest is giving me some memories.

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:18 No.18689494
    >There's pantyshots every single scene, but if you can get past that, it is surprisingly solid, story wise.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:18 No.18689495
    Watch an episode before you judge it too much, you might just like it.

    It's based on a series of light novels, the author of which is a huge lovecraft fan and knows his shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:20 No.18689519
    You stop noticing after a while. Which is it's own tier of horrifying. If you want something a little less socially crippling, try the Africa Manga. It's more action-y (and has cooler witches)
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:21 No.18689526
    Hey speaking of intolerance, when are we going to find an olive branch for Perrine? Using her as the resident punching bag isn't really great for unit cohesion, I'd wager.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:21 No.18689527
    Nyarlathotep can take any form, what's to stop it from looking like a cute little girl?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:21 No.18689543
    The nightgaunts want to kidnap Male MC because [spoiler]aliens want him to star a life version of a boys love manga. With him as the receiver end.[/spoiler] Nyaruko is there to protect him but also wants to rape him and MC refuses because he knows his Lovecraft really well to mess with tentacle vagina.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:22 No.18689545
    When she stops being a bitch.

    But really, I think Ian giving her a good dicking should calm her down. It's only a matter of time.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:22 No.18689547
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    Common decency?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:22 No.18689548
    Also, there's no way it can be worse than what Derleth did to the Mythos.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:22 No.18689549
    Nyarlathotep confirmed for /jp/.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:22 No.18689552
    She started it!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:22 No.18689557
    If we don't shout incoherently about protecting our little sisters from the horrors of Wilma Bishop, and bolt through the dressing room blindfolded with Yoshika clinging to our back, I'll be very disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:23 No.18689566
    >The Crawling Chaos
    >Common decency

    To be honest, I'm surprised it didn't do this back in Lovecraft's books.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:23 No.18689567
    Hey, what's a chief?

    My grandfather was on a sub near the end of WW2 and he said he pissed his off.

    Also, it's not the captain. I asked.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:23 No.18689571
    When did this thread get derailed?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:23 No.18689572


    There is a appropriate direction to point this relationship, and it would give her an social out. Notice that we haven't heard much about Perrine being a problem while she's been fixated on Ian?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:23 No.18689573
    Of all the people in this grimdark version, she's got to be the most terribly off. She has no friends, is incapable of making any, is nearly as combat useless as Yoshika, and everyone she likes barely acknowledges her.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)23:23 No.18689575
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    You examine the static business of Yoshika's hair, then pat your own head and detect the same effect.

    That.... that fucking bitch. She used it. She used the god-damned Tonnere you were told about, INDOORS, BECAUSE OF A SIMPLE-

    "PERRINE YOU FROG-LEGGED LILY-LIVERED BITCH YOU DON'T GOT TITS TO OGLE ANYWAYS" you scream, drawing your .45 and leaping to your feet. Peering through the steam billowing in from the baths, you seek your target.

    Then your pistol is torn from your hand, violently, by some invisible force.

    "What the fu-"

    "-CLANG!" echos the pistol from somewhere in the steam.

    "Shut it down!" you hear someone yelling. "Disengage primary power couplings with great haste you gibbering baboon fool! Unengage! Dis-assemble!"

    "I already ha-"


    You hear someone sigh miserably.

    "Allez-oops wienerberries." There's the delicate "click!" of something metallic and switch-y being thrown, and an almost inaudible hum you hadn't even noticed suddenly vanishes.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:23 No.18689578
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:23 No.18689579
    Though the Isle of Wight manga has DRAMATIC INTROSEPCTION during crotch shots.

    >derierr depend.

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:23 No.18689580
    around the time it filed its flight plan
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:24 No.18689588
    >when will we find an olive branch for Perrine?

    When we give her a mail-order ad for a Greek dildo.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:24 No.18689590
    Entire alien races confirmed for /jp/. Apparently they find Earth's entertainment to be top notch, especially Japan's.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:24 No.18689593
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    >When she stops being a bitch.
    She has shown to be incapable of that. Either we take the first step or sooner or later her or Ian will end up in the infirmary.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:24 No.18689594
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    This is an overclocked Nyarlathotepian
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)23:24 No.18689595
    Tesla's here!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:24 No.18689596
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:24 No.18689597
    Yes, because Ian totally wants anything to do with her. Do people keep forgetting that he HATES her even more than the MC does?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:24 No.18689600
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:24 No.18689601
    >suspecting Perrine
    >forgetting FUCKING TESLA
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:25 No.18689602
    Lovecraft didn't really like sex, as such.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:25 No.18689603


    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:25 No.18689605
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:25 No.18689607

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:25 No.18689609
    I'm pretty sure that we started it from her point of view. Consider that MC knew nothing about her being a bitch and trolled her first.

    And yes, that counts. Consider that she didn't yet know the rule of MC GETS AWAY WITH TROLLING BECAUSE MC, so she started trying to get him back.

    On the other hand, from a meta perspective, she deserves every bit of it for being Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:25 No.18689612
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:25 No.18689614
    So Telsa wanted us to test a clothing-izer?

    I'm game.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:25 No.18689618
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)23:26 No.18689622
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    I'm not that good! I just remember what it felt like to live through 11th grade math and it's really easy.


    The Nazi Party's in-house political scientist held that very process to be the entire point of politics!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:26 No.18689623
    I knew it! I knew there was something about that statue!

    Tesla's gone and used it as the basis of his newest insane invention.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:26 No.18689625
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:26 No.18689626
    The bath is already dangerous, so it makes sense. We've never been to the bath and had it go well, why should it be different now?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:26 No.18689632

    See, here's my perspective;

    Ian hasn't even considered giving Perrine the time of day. If he wasn't so vehemently opposed to it, he might see the advantages of humoring the girl.

    Who knows, he might actually grow to like having a pet Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:27 No.18689639
    Uh, no. She definitely started it. The first contact we had with her was her waking us up with death threats, and then trying to follow through on them.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:28 No.18689653
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    >pet Perrine
    I don't even know anymore
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:28 No.18689655
    I thought our first contact with her was us guiding her in and fucking with her? Apparently my memory's going, because I remember Trude being on the receiving end of "Erotic Asphyxiation"
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)23:28 No.18689657
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:28 No.18689658

    and then Tesla was a hipster
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:28 No.18689661
    Fuck you. I'm sick of this "we hate Perrine because she's Perrine" bullshit. This is the girl who spends every penny she has on Gallia's reconstruction, hazard pay and all. Who gives a fuck if she has some rough edges?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:28 No.18689665
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:28 No.18689668
    Trude wondered why Perrine was on top of us with her hands around our neck.

    That was our explanation.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/12/12(Thu)23:29 No.18689669
    Chief Petty Officers are the lead technical Experts and leaders in their respective fields in the Navy. They are more or less a comination of God, Father and The guy who knows how shit works, and they pretty much are responsible for the day to day shit in the Navy at large. Want to know why we get out at X hour? some chief said to the DIVO (Divisional Officer) "Do this," and it became law.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:29 No.18689671
    See, I thought Ian was going to get with Sakamoto, and have Perrine sort of tag along.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:29 No.18689672
    We do. Because she's a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:29 No.18689676
    he died, i hope?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:30 No.18689681
    Was that an answer? Or a comment about the stupidity of pissing off your superior officers, in this case by covering him in your own shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:30 No.18689686
    Nah, Sean is Mio's boy toy now.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:30 No.18689690
    What? No, Sakamoto is all hot and bothered over Sean's sword magic.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:31 No.18689700
    That was the answer to the question "What is a Chief"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:31 No.18689708
    I don't hate her, I want to force Ian in to a mutually accepting relationship with her. She deserves love.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:32 No.18689727
    As I said, "thought." Historically, though, she and Ian have been closer. I guess his sword work must be pretty impressive, hint hint.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:32 No.18689729
    Uhh the very first interaction we had with her, before we even knew of her name, was her waking MC up by throttling him.

    She started it, and it hasn't gotten better,

    Despite that we continuously throw her bones(aka Ian) and otherwise generally just avoid her.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:32 No.18689731
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    Maybe if she found a message by Ian...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:32 No.18689738
    Maybe she does, but why him? She's 15, ffs, and not right in the head. She needs someone her own age.
    >> Starshadow 04/12/12(Thu)23:33 No.18689742
    Pretty sure he lived. Just goes to show how much can go wrong when you are working with such ridiculous voltages.

    Like fucking Tesla using lighting in a BATHHOUSE.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:33 No.18689748
    > Throw Ian at Perrine
    > Ian rebuffs her
    > Perrine is left with nothing but dashed hopes

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:33 No.18689749
    Why is she naked?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:33 No.18689750
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    Correction, YOU do. And you're being tremendously infantile about her behavior. Fuck you, sir.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)23:33 No.18689751
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    From the depths of the baths emerges a dark-suited figure. The swirling steam fades the colors of his already-pale face and smooths the skin-tone, rendering him ghostly to the eye. Only the strong shadows are visible; the sharp lines of his high cheekbones highlighted by sunken cheeks, and intense, piercing eyes spearing through the mist to examine you.

    You recognize him instantly, the eminent mad scientist of your generation, and your father's generation.

    Nikoli Tesla.

    The great man strides up to you, and continues to examine you coldly, calmly.

    "You," he says, "look like an electrocuted rooster."

    You blink.

    "Well fuck you too," you reply.

    "Too busy," he says. "Work." He turns to Yoshika. "You hear that? WORK. No time for sexy-times, there is WORK to be done. MUCH WORK. Shoo. Shooo. ShoooooooOO~ooooo~Ooooo" he yodels softly, flapping his hands at Yoshika. "You're scaring the electrons away!"

    From the steam emerge a posse of scientists bearing a huge, weird-looking coil-apparatus-thing. Stuck firmly to the surface is your pistol. One of the lab-coated figures, a man, beckons Yoshika over and whispers something into her ear, giving Tesla jaundiced looks.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:33 No.18689754
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    Oh dog. all those safety videos from electrician cert came rushing back.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:33 No.18689757
    Because Strike Witches.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:34 No.18689762
    He is so batshit crazy...

    I LOVE IT!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)23:34 No.18689764
    It's the penultimate page of a porn doujin. She broke into a dude's house and slept with him in order to retrieve those SEKRET PLANS. She's the daughter of a sentai villain, you see.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:34 No.18689766
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:34 No.18689767
    How old is Ian? If he's younger than 25, then it's all good by 1943's standards.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:34 No.18689770
    I honestly can't tell if this is a real description or not.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:34 No.18689775
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:35 No.18689782
    If this man attempts to separate us from our little sister, shoot him in the foot.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)23:35 No.18689785
    I guess I can't blame him. Yoshika probably shredded her shirt.
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/12/12(Thu)23:36 No.18689795

    Sorry Tesla, but we have standing orders from a heigher authority than you that we are not letting her out of our sight. Anyway, we don't want your shitty prototype, we have a waifu, the P-61 and you arent gonna split us up!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:36 No.18689798
    It's real enough. We don't actually know why they want MC.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:36 No.18689805
    Did someone say safety videos?

    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)23:36 No.18689806
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    Now that's a good warning label.

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:36 No.18689807
    It is.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:36 No.18689811
    It is.

    Didn't the light novel mention the gay porn?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:36 No.18689812
    >Scare away the electrons
    >all of them
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:37 No.18689815
    HEY, TESLA! You know what? I bet you can't make us the coolest pillow fort ever. It's probably not even scientifically possible to build a pillow fort so amazing it could keep a bunch of little girls safe.

    Too bad. Maybe if we had a real scientist here...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:37 No.18689817
    Well we should get our gun back. Maybe try talking to one of the lab coats and see what's going on. Yoshika seems to have found a friendly specimen.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:37 No.18689823
    It's real.

    Holy shit.

    SWQ is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:37 No.18689827
    Same age as us, so 20, I think.
    Maybe a bit younger.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:38 No.18689833
    Dunno, all I have to go by is the first episode.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)23:38 No.18689834
    Tesla in the baths?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:38 No.18689841
    Shall we Gnome his precious machine? I think we can make it fall apart.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:39 No.18689849
    Hell, if he's 20, its good by the 90s standards.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)23:39 No.18689853
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    Tesla humphs.

    The scientist sighs gustily. "Excuse me.... DOCTAH."

    Tesla nods, beaming.

    "We got the data you wanted. The moisture did enhance the static discharge."

    "NO SHIT!" Tesla declares. He snatches the clipboard out of the scientist's hand, and starts pouring over it. "Mmm. Mmmmhmm. Yes. Yes. That's very good." He points at you with the clipboard.

    "YOU!" he declares. "Do you want to fly a plane made out of dreams and shaped like a shark, through an electric hoop of dreams and into FRIENDSHIP?"

    >Fuck no
    >Careful Tesla, you are treading on my dreams
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:39 No.18689864
    Fuck no!
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689866
    >high output magnetic field.


    Also, this better be some 3Phase AC shit, not no DC shit, though I don't hate on the batteries, this is Tesla though.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689867
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689868
    Fuck no.

    Get out of here, TESLA.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689869
    Can I shoot aliums with it?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689873
    "You cockblocked me this morning. I'll test your plane, and after I pass all your stupid shitty little challenges I'm flying it straight up your ass. Let's do this."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689874

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689875
    >Do you want to fly a plane made out of dreams and shaped like a shark, through an electric hoop of dreams and into FRIENDSHIP?
    I'm conflicted here, but it may end horribly. Fuck no.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689876
    The only hope is that the plasma ball vaporizes your head fast enough so you don't have long to think about what it feels like
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689879

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689880
    >Careful Tesla, you are treading on my dreams
    We have to keep Miyafuji safe, we need to find out how Robin is doing, and find Lynnette.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689882
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689883
    >Careful Tesla, you are treading on my dreams
    My dreams are fragile, you motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689887

    This sounds interesting...but we were searching for some people..
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689891
    "Hell the fuck yes."
    He seems half as crazy as us.
    >> Sgt. Varn !q8XtSW4.HY 04/12/12(Thu)23:40 No.18689895
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:41 No.18689896
    >Fuck yes
    >How many guns does it have?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:41 No.18689898
    >FUCK NO

    "I already HAVE a new plane, thank you very much!"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:41 No.18689902

    we're busy mate.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:41 No.18689904
    We're a pilot first, and there's a shiny new plane here. We just need to drop Yoshika off with someone responsible first.
    >> Tofu 04/12/12(Thu)23:41 No.18689906
    Guys, is tesla a ponyfag? Magic = Friendship in their world
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:41 No.18689908
    >Fuck no

    I'm not into dreams and shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:41 No.18689910
    "No, I want to help my little sister become the best goddamn marksman in this Theater of Operations! Now GET OUT OF MY WAY!"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:41 No.18689911
    "Fuck you, get Chuck to do it. I'm not some pansy ass test pilot."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689912

    Which is to say, yes, please, I want to fly the Tesla machine.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689913
    Maybe later. We're trying to protect a bunch of little girls.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689914
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    DO I?!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689916
    Yes, can we stick guns on it later?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689917
    It might end horribly and you're saying no? Are you sure you're in the right quest?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689918
    >Fuck no
    We have a precious imouto to deliver, a real imouto to find, and most importantly we are not a fucking TEST PILOT
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689919
    Fuck yes you do.
    I mean, if it has guns.

    I mean, Shark-plane that eats alium ships would be neat and all, but there's no replacement for cannon.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689920
    Magic = Feelings
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689923
    He just wants to be with us. And make believe with us.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689927
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    Only if it has lightning guns.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689930
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689933
    The firepower of this Sharkplane must be determined first.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689936
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    and see what happens
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689938
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    "Bitch, let me tell you about the most beautiful girl in the world..."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:42 No.18689940
    >Careful Tesla, you are treading on my dreams
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/12/12(Thu)23:43 No.18689948
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    We don't want anything to do with your homewrecker of a flying scrap heap.

    Ask Chuck, he seems to like piloting whores.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:43 No.18689954
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:43 No.18689955
    >Careful Tesla, you are treading on my dreams
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:43 No.18689956
    Hell yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:43 No.18689957
    We are still paying Lynnette back for the nose art! We are not abandoning our duty to go play with new toys! Fuck you Tesla, we have shit to do!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:43 No.18689960
    I heard that alternating current is dangerous, like it can kill horses and shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:43 No.18689962
    I can't believe people are actually saying no to flying a plane. Where did this quest go so wrong?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:44 No.18689964
    Then we kick him in the dick
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:44 No.18689973
    Because its not OUR plane
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:44 No.18689976

    "Tesla, you have abused the most important component of your craft to its limit. The motherfucking pilot. You want it to fly? You fucking take good damn care of it and the things it cares about.

    Tread carefully Nicky-boy, because when your pilot snaps; so do your dreams."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:44 No.18689977
    We've cheated on the Widow enough. I'm not going to be even more unfaithful, especially when he said such cruel things to Yoshika.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:45 No.18689985
    We just made a BROTHERLY DECISION and we have to stick to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:45 No.18689988
    >we are not a fucking TEST PILOT
    We were piloting a goddamn fucking prototype for most of our fights.
    And our newest P-61 is a brand-spanking-new plane where they don't even have a finished manual for.

    Of course we're a fucking Test Pilot.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:45 No.18689991
    We got shit to do, nigga. Gotta save some bitches.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:45 No.18690002
    My desire to not give a fuck is outweighed by my desire to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:46 No.18690012
    Forget the bitches, there's flying to be done.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:46 No.18690013
    Let me revise my statement: We are not a fucking TEST PILOT unless we are testing while shooting aliums in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:46 No.18690014
    Think of a way to apply that to the Widow and we'll talk.

    THINK, mind you. Don't do.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:46 No.18690022

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:47 No.18690039
    Did you forget that we have a lesbian pedophile running around the base and several lolis in need of our protection?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:47 No.18690040
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    it actually understates the danger.
    because you might not die. you might just wake up in a hospital bed with no skin and 'hardened organs'. pic related, its another thing you shouldn't do because you might not die.

    im only vaguely aware what hardened organs even means but its a horrifying phrase innit?

    [nospoilersontg] no, dont stoop to a penis joke. you are better than that[/]
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:48 No.18690048
    We're totally taking Yoshika on this trip.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:48 No.18690050
    Like the test flight we took on the P-61 prototype where the engine failed? Is that the kind of situation you're talking about? Because to me it just sounds like you came up with a premise to justify what you wanted and now you're moving the goal posts so you can act like it still makes sense when it doesn't.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:49 No.18690067
    Well obviously.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:49 No.18690068
    We can leave her with the science team. Threaten to wedgie them in front of the witches if they let her go.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:50 No.18690073
    The fuck am I looking at there? Don't tell me some random dude decided to "fix" something by using a jumpercable...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:50 No.18690076
    Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing.

    >Let me revise my statement: We are not a fucking TEST PILOT unless we are testing while shooting aliums in the ass or the plane is a Widow
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:50 No.18690079
    What was wrong with that flight. It was no biggie, and our gnome powers are even better now. Don't be a pussy.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:51 No.18690093
    We'll talk later

    We have a mission
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:52 No.18690121
    And the REALLY IMPORTANT PLANS she found were "Starting a family with her"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:52 No.18690124
    Great! Now what about Erica and Lucchini? They're going to need us too. Lucchini probably more than Erica, granted.

    Stay on target anons, for once in your life please don't be distracted by the big shiny thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:53 No.18690133
    I must have this doujin...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:53 No.18690135

    a dude who was cooking meth in his garage got his power cut so he tried to steal line voltage electricity with a series of jumper cables to power his meth lab.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:53 No.18690138
    >>We can't be a test pilot, test pilots get sent home!
    >But we're already a test pilot
    >>NO. We're only a test pilot when we're shooting at aliens!
    >But we've already done test flights that didn't involve shooting aliens.

    Just in case you can't tell, that last one was you.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:53 No.18690141
    YES! WE FLY!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:53 No.18690151
    It's clearly when all your organs gain a crispy, caramelized outer layer.

    And then MC was a candy bar.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:54 No.18690159
    >and nothing of value was lost
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:54 No.18690163
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    >"Do you want to fly a plane made out of dreams and shaped like a shark, through an electric hoop of dreams and into FRIENDSHIP?"
    >He denied us hot Minna sexings

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:54 No.18690164
    Well, he was bound to kill himself one way or another if he was this stupid AND cooking meth.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:56 No.18690180
    Except the time of whoever had to fix that shit
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/12/12(Thu)23:56 No.18690182
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    You look Nikoli Telsa, genius of an age and utterly batfuck insane, dead in the eye.

    "Fuck. No."

    "GOOD!" he shouts.

    "... what."

    "ONLY A FUCKING FAGGOT WOULD LIKE THAT SHIT! Rainbows? Dreams? That plane is shaped like a fucking SHARK! And made by ME! What else did I make?" He rounds on the scientists.

    They look at each other.

    "... that coil thing?" one ventures.

    Tesla fumes.

    "Wireless power transfer?"

    "What does that have in fucking common with SHARKS, asshole?" Tesla fumes. The man cringes.

    "Uh, Alternating Current?" another suggests.

    "WHAT!?" Tesla screams, rounding on him. "ARE YOU SUGGESTING A/C IS DANGEROUS!?"



    The poor bastard is actually shaking as he gropes for the pencils in his breast pocket, stroking them like a safety blanket. "D-d-d-eath ray?"

    "CORRECT!" Tesla roars. "Plane shaped like a shark fashioned by the inventor of the god-damned death ray. Rainbows? Fuck you! Go home to your pony farm if you believe that shit! But you don't! Attaboy! Good pilot! You get to fly my eldritch machine of terror and death."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:57 No.18690210
    nb4 MC gets a terror-boner the likes of which he hasn't had since Minna.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:57 No.18690212
    NEXT TIME soon fellow anon.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:57 No.18690217
    No peace ray?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:57 No.18690223
    First Hellcow, now Tesla?

    How am I supposed to win that challenge, Planefag?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:58 No.18690224
    Ok maybe we should fly the plane.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:58 No.18690225
    Oh hell no. Sorry mate, but I'm already booked.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/12/12(Thu)23:58 No.18690227
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:58 No.18690233
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:58 No.18690234
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:58 No.18690235
    Ask and ye shall receive.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:58 No.18690236
    Good, I've been awake for almost 45 hours.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:58 No.18690237
    Ok, definitely flying the plane.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:58 No.18690239
    Hey guys

    Hey you guys

    Just hear me out here, but what

    what if

    we take the death ray

    and put it on the widow?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:58 No.18690240

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:59 No.18690242
    "You're seventy years too early to call someone a pony-coddler."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:59 No.18690243
    I hate you.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/12/12(Thu)23:59 No.18690244
    There's times when i love you.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:59 No.18690252
    >Run the fuck out and go find that one chick and help the others.

    Or whatever it is we were doing. Fuck Tesla. Let someone else test that.
    >> Major Airlift 04/12/12(Thu)23:59 No.18690255
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    >eldritch machine of terror and death
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:59 No.18690256
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    > "Plane shaped like a shark fashioned by the inventor of the god-damned death ray. Rainbows? Fuck you! Go home to your pony farm if you believe that shit! But you don't! Attaboy! Good pilot! You get to fly my eldritch machine of terror and death."
    This plane is going to be a rape machine. I can feel it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:59 No.18690261
    "No, I get to take my little sister out for sharpshooting lessons."

    Then do an about-face and get the fuck out of there.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)23:59 No.18690264
    >eldritch machine of terror and death
    That's our middle name. Let's strap in.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:00 No.18690269
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    >You get to fly my eldritch machine of terror and death.
    My ability to string together words is insufficient to describe what I am feeling right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:00 No.18690278
    * Planefag shoots Minna
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:00 No.18690279
    [22:59] <@Demetrious> I PAY THE PRICE GLADLY
    [22:59] * @Demetrious shoots Minna


    [ ] TOLD
    [ ] MEGATOLD
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)00:00 No.18690280
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:00 No.18690289


    Past transgressions partially forgiven in favor of you being an awesome mad scientist.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:00 No.18690291
    he didnt die though. just hardened organs. also, he broke his back neck and pelvis falling for the pole.

    hell, this would have been a disaster even if it 'worked'. line voltage aint what comes out of your walls. guess what happens as soon as he clamps that contraption onto his hotplate or whatever?

    heres a hint: not something that you want to happen in the center of your goddamn methlab.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:01 No.18690294
    inb4 shitstorm
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:01 No.18690297
    Oh really? When?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:01 No.18690306

    He already did that like ages ago. Her thick skull held up just fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:01 No.18690310
    I LIKE YOU. But still, I have a mission right now. Well, two missions.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:01 No.18690313
    Yay, eldritch death machine! Can we, can we?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:02 No.18690317
    Alright, I'm convinced. Let's fly the laser-shooting electric shark.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:02 No.18690324
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:03 No.18690338
    Meh. He wouldn't do it.
    He's got too much work in hooking up the MC with Minna.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:03 No.18690340
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:03 No.18690351
    If we like this death shark, christen it the "Glorious Bastard". If we don't like it, christen it the "Edison".
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:03 No.18690355
    No we fucking don't. We are a pilot. We fly planes. Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:03 No.18690357
    Guys! We have stuff to do! Are you so shortsighted you already forgot?? We can test the rape plane later!
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/13/12(Fri)00:03 No.18690360
    Hey we should ask if he learned all this from the greatest inventor of the age, the American who Invented Electricity, Thomas Edison.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:03 No.18690362
    our creed fucker read it

    also we take her along
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:04 No.18690366
    He feeds on tears, and the minnafags are the biggest source.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:04 No.18690370

    Not right now bro
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:04 No.18690371
    >eldritch machine of terror and death

    This is my plane.

    It was made for me.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:04 No.18690372







    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:04 No.18690383
    we need to save that for some other time when he wont grant us a boone

    "Edison would have let me put lasers on my plane..."
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:05 No.18690388
    We always have stuff to do. Fuck it, Yoshika can tag along with her striket, but we're fucking flying.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:05 No.18690390
    He'd shoot us with the death ray.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:05 No.18690406
    Fly the planeshark!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:05 No.18690412
    Pilots also TAKE CARE OF THEIR FUCKING WINGMEN instead of running off to play with new toys every five minutes.

    Now everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP and get back to saving your squadron from lesbian pedobear!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:05 No.18690413
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:06 No.18690417
    planefag wants MC to fly the plane
    so, he manipulates /tg/ like a guitar played by carlos santana. or tommy emmanuel
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:06 No.18690419
    I'm trying to find it, it seems to be done by Homunculus.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:06 No.18690420
    Nah man, he wouldn't ruin his own efforts. Not even for tears.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:06 No.18690425


    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:06 No.18690429
    how about we fly the tesla plane and have miyafuji be our wingman? that way she's away from lynette's rapist sister, we get to fly the plane, and we can probably work some shooting practice in there too
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:06 No.18690435
    we should bounce tesla.

    [x] leave dead pidgeons in teslas room.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:06 No.18690437
    Ask if it has room for 3

    If not

    Fuck it
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:06 No.18690438
    No, you shut up. We're flying the plane.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:06 No.18690441
    Fucking this! Our allies are more important than flying hunks of metal.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:07 No.18690445
    Boners, all of them.
    We still have to get Yoshika to safety, though.
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/13/12(Fri)00:07 No.18690446

    An Edison invented Death Ray, Tesla produced the far inferior Peace Ray. I mean, who gives a shit if it shoots peace? You may as well make a gun that shoots doves.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:07 No.18690447
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:07 No.18690456
    Yoshika can come with us, you idiot. There's no reason not to fly the plane.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:08 No.18690464
    >He gets sadpanda
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:08 No.18690470
    Look, we can take Miyafuji up with us as our wingmate.

    She'll be far safer on our wing and in the air, than on the ground where Wilma can find her.
    This lets us fly the plane AND protect Yoshika.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:08 No.18690472
    You are actually saved from getting to see a glimpse of this monstrosity.
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:09 No.18690486
    >Still getting sadpanda
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)00:09 No.18690489
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    "Doctor, can we get on with the... the...?" The scientist points at the strange device.

    "I don't know," Tesla says airily, looking into the distance. "I'm offended by that A/C thing. Implying I'm a murder. A killer of innocent civilians who just want decent lighting."

    A few of the scientists exchange glances, looking like they want to stab Tesla to death with their pens. One of them sighs and digs through the heavy bag dangling from his shoulder. "What shall it be, then?"

    "I'm thinking... ham," Tesla says.

    The scientist produces a wrapped ham-and-cheese sammich from the bag. "To drink?"

    "Coke, sir, is the balm for my wounded soul."

    The scientist bites his lip and passes over a Coke from the heavy bag.

    Sipping at his drink happily, Tesla strides out of the room. "Come! Come! We've work to do!"

    The scientists exchange dark looks.

    "Do we really have to put up with this?" one asks.

    "He's smarter then all of us put together," another one replies gloomily. "He's a crazy fuck, but if I could have half his intellect I'd snort battery acid and drink piss."

    There's a chorus of murmurs in agreement.

    Well, NOW what?

    >Tesla is the worlds leading expert in electromagnetic signals propagation. He could answer so many questions for you... and Sean.
    >The worlds leading expert in matters Masers just walked away. Sure would be neat to know if the blasts you've taken are going to irradiate your balls.
    >Egress at full military power because what the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:09 No.18690492
    There is a difference between trolling and painting a 'please apply death ray here' mark on our anus.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:09 No.18690497
    Yes faggot there fucking is! They're called Lucchini and Erica and wherever they are, they need back up!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:09 No.18690498
    >gun that shoots doves

    They already did. Why do you think there's such a thing as "birdshot"?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:09 No.18690499

    >Fly plane with Yoshika
    >Inevitablely goes wrong


    OH SHIT!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:10 No.18690509
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:10 No.18690513
    >Tesla is the worlds leading expert in electromagnetic signals propagation. He could answer so many questions for you... and Sean.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:10 No.18690515
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)00:10 No.18690516
    >Egress at full military power because what the fuck.
    Deliver Miyafuji to Lynette, THEN go ask questions.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:10 No.18690518
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:10 No.18690519
    Aid Another: Yoshika.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:11 No.18690523
    >Egress at full military power because what the fuck.
    Because I'm to tired to understand half of this
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:11 No.18690525

    The first two. Then we enlist Tesla to find a pedowitch with a large rack.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:11 No.18690530
    Disregard erratic scientist. Continue with witch-training mission.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:11 No.18690531
    There are other sisters we need to protect, though. Before we do ANY flying, we need to make our arrangements to take care of the obligations we've ALREADY FUCKING ACCEPTED.

    When ALL of the little witches are safe, THEN we can fly the killer laser-powered rape shark.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:11 No.18690534
    Erica? Seriously? hahano.jpg
    And Shirley usually looks after Lucchini. Besides, they're used to this shit anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:11 No.18690536
    Sharkplane. Well actually find Sakabroto, or Minna, or Robin or someone like that and drop Yoshika off, then SHARKPLANE.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:11 No.18690539
    >Egress at full military power because what the fuck.

    "Yoshika, today you get a lesson on 'learning when to just fucking run. Lets go."
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:11 No.18690541
    >Tesla is the worlds leading expert in electromagnetic signals propagation. He could answer so many questions for you... and Sean.

    we still need to get sean to accept his fate.

    SHARKPLANE reeks of PLOT we'll see it eventually. Sean on the othehand reads SIDEQUEST to my eye. we need to go get that completion% before it locks off.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:12 No.18690546
    Egress. When he actually gets it working, he can send somebody to find us.

    Preferably somebody other than Patton.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:12 No.18690549
    And drag Miyafuji with us, so that we can keep an eye on her.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:12 No.18690555
    Target practice with Yoshika
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:12 No.18690556
    Hey, aren't we forgetting to protect someone here from someone else?
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:12 No.18690565

    We can't just ditch Yoshika, especially with Lynette's sister prowling around.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:12 No.18690566
    >Egress at full military power because what the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:12 No.18690571
    Get as much info out of him as we can while he's eating, then SHARKPLANE.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:14 No.18690589
    ಠ _ಠ
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:14 No.18690591
    This, because
    Does ANYBODY KNOW where Robin went?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:14 No.18690593
    Tesla can prove once and for all that Sean is a Gnome.

    We should take the first option, because it gives us leverage against Sean.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:14 No.18690599
    Good lord, people. Look, Wilma isn't going to fucking kill anyone, she's just going to hit on them. I think the witches can take it. We can bring Yoshika along with us since we told Lynette we would, but you're blowing this out of proportion. There's a fucking plane to fly.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)00:15 No.18690600
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    Bu-but I didn't do anything!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:15 No.18690607
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    >Egress at full military power because what the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:15 No.18690610
    Ask about signal gnome stuff, and then fly the sharkplane.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:15 No.18690619
    Here. Since I'm a nice fellow, I'll give the name too:
    [Kayama Noriaki] Kareshi no Hissatsu Waza ga Itai Kara (His Final Move Hit My Weak Spot!)
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:16 No.18690627
    Find all of the little sisters. Enlist aid of Tesla. Drop them off with Minna. Make vague promises of all the things we'll do when we get back, but ONLY if she keeps the littlest witches safe from Wilma. Then, go fly the sharkplane.

    Problems solved.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:16 No.18690630
    This. We have our duty to preform.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:16 No.18690634
    The plane ain't going anywhere, we can fly it later.

    We got some witches to help.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:17 No.18690641
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    >take care of the obligations we've ALREADY FUCKING ACCEPTED.

    >take care of obligations

    unlike pic

    >this daym
    daym straight, captcha
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:17 No.18690649
    They don't need helping, dammit. And we need to ask Tesla about gnome stuff for Sean.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:18 No.18690653
    Ah. It's not a SW doujin. That explains that. Thanks.
    >> Starshadow 04/13/12(Fri)00:18 No.18690657
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:18 No.18690661
    >Tesla is the worlds leading expert in electromagnetic signals propagation. He could answer so many questions for you... and Sean.

    Gotta break Sean's denial some how.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:18 No.18690665
    The only thing we've agreed to is sticking with Yoshika, which we can do well enough while talking to Tesla.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:18 No.18690669
    Jesus, Minna would kill her.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)00:19 No.18690680
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    >Egress at full military power because what the fuck.

    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/13/12(Fri)00:20 No.18690696
    I have been slipping, Bi-monthly dose
    owe my balls nsfw
    refueling nsfw
    witches in afrika SFW
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:20 No.18690710
    Talk to Tesla, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:21 No.18690719
    I could look at that gif for hours.
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/13/12(Fri)00:21 No.18690728
    >Egress at full military power because what the fuck.

    I don't want anything to do with someone who isn't an All American Inventor.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:21 No.18690732

    My balls hurt just looking at the link. I'll never be able to look at Erica the same way again.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:22 No.18690740
    Oh, Hell. I'm so sorry Widow. I'm so sorry.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:22 No.18690750
    Fly the fucking plane already. We're a pilot. That's what pilots do.

    Has someone been posting links to the quest on /a/? The people here seem much worse than usual.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:22 No.18690754
    That author has some huge fetishes for ball-breaking hentai/doujin. Damn.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:23 No.18690771
    /a/ has known about this for weeks, don't go blaming them now.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/13/12(Fri)00:24 No.18690780
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    My work here is done
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:25 No.18690800
    Weeks? No, /a/'s known about this since the start, but they sometimes come out in force.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:26 No.18690821
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    You forgot something, monsieur.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)00:27 No.18690830
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    "W-why did we run?" Yoshika asks you several minutes later, leaning against the refrigerator to catch her breath.

    You boost yourself onto the kitchen's counter to take a seat. "Because that's just too much fucking crazy for me to handle in one sitting," you tell her. "I can't handle it, I can't, I really can't. This is the last place he'll come, since he has his own food supply."

    Yoshika nods. "Good thinking!"

    "Anyway, if you want to know how to handle a weapon, I can get Ian to show you," you tell Yoshika. "He knows how to handle a weapon better then anybody."

    The girl smiles at you. "Thanks," she says shyly.

    "I owe you my life, kid," you say affectionately, tousling her hair. "I owe YOU, big-time. So thanks."

    As Yoshika goes to liberate some milk from the refrigerator, Krupinski walks into the kitchen with her arm around Lynette.

    Yoshika turns, and sees them.

    >Get between them!
    >Rescue Lynette!
    >Punch Krupinski in the face!
    >Hit on Krupinski.
    >Hit on Lynette.
    >Hit on Yoshika.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:27 No.18690831
    I take offense to that. You can't go blaming a group of people that are different from you if someone has a different opinion then you.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:28 No.18690843
    Huh. Well the first time I saw anyone blatantly state they were from /a/ was just some weeks ago. Either way it seems like you're blaming a different board just because people don't agree with where you want to take the story. That's pretty stupid.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:28 No.18690847
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    >"I owe you my life, kid," you say affectionately, tousling her hair. "I owe YOU, big-time. So thanks."
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:28 No.18690853
    "Sup Cupcake?"
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:28 No.18690854

    > Make sandwich, watch.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:28 No.18690857
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    Countering with Adorable Cossack
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:28 No.18690860

    "Hey Cupkakeski; poaching is illegal on base."
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:28 No.18690861
    >Hit on Krupinski.
    HAHAHA this will only end well
    >> Major Airlift 04/13/12(Fri)00:28 No.18690862
    >Hit on Krupinski.

    It has to happen.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)00:28 No.18690865
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    >>Hit on Krupinski.

    I've been told I'm just as supple as young girls.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:29 No.18690867
    Hi. You must be new here.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:29 No.18690868
    Ask cupcakeski what she's doing.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:29 No.18690870
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    >> Sgt. Varn !q8XtSW4.HY 04/13/12(Fri)00:29 No.18690878
    The plane is not going to go anywhere. I doubt anyone else is stupid enough to try and fly it.

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:29 No.18690880
    >Hit on Krupinski.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:29 No.18690889
    This, then this:
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)00:30 No.18690901
    >Get between them!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:30 No.18690902
    We adopt stone silence. We give Yoshika a resolute nod, and let her handle this her way.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:30 No.18690913
    It's Cupcakeski! We should just sit back and watch.
    >> Major Airlift 04/13/12(Fri)00:30 No.18690916
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:31 No.18690919
    Would not hitting on Cupcakeski save the Lynette?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:31 No.18690922
    We made a promise to Lynnette to keep the kids safe from Big Sis, and we told Miyafuji we were going to help her feel less like a shitty pilot. It's not /a/ fucking up the thread, it's posters like you who have the attention span of a goldfish jumping at the first shiny thing you see, never mind that you're abandoning your wingmen in the process.

    >mission edibid
    Thank you Captcha. I think.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:31 No.18690924
    >hit on krupinski
    >Use Cupcakeski
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:31 No.18690925
    Hit on Cupcakeski for maximum laughter.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:31 No.18690933
    >Hidden Option: Sandwich

    Because really, why not watch the second of our little sisters beating up Cupcakeski with a meal? It'll be hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:32 No.18690939
    Another vote for just watching. Maybe toss in an in-passing pickup line and refuse to engage from there.
    >> Writefag 04/13/12(Fri)00:32 No.18690945
    We need to glance knowingly at Yoshika, saying without words, "This is it, kid. Go prove yourself and show Cupcakeski just how Alpha you are and she ain't."
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:32 No.18690946
    >none of the above
    "'Sup, Cupcakeski."
    Make a sandwhich, let Yoshika handle this, assist only if she asks for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:32 No.18690947

    Why do you people keep breaking my nutbladder.

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:32 No.18690950
    >Rescue Lynette!
    *AFTER* we confirm that she does, indeed want to be rescued.

    I mean, I think she does, but let's make sure first, o.k.?

    Maybe a better option would be >ROLL FOR GATHER INFORMATION
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:32 No.18690954
    Get between them!

    And man, is flying planes all you guys care about? Haha, wow.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:33 No.18690962
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    >Rescue Lynette!
    Yeah but we need a plan!
    >Hit on Krupinski.
    And by hit I mean punch.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:33 No.18690970
    HIT ON CUPCAKESKI, let Fuji claim her titty witch.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:33 No.18690973
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    >Hit on Krupinski.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:33 No.18690974
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:34 No.18690977
    actually, rescue lynette.

    If she needs it, otherwise, original choice.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:34 No.18690986
    >Hit on Cupcakeski

    Wingman modo GO
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:35 No.18690991
    We're a pilot. Of course flying is all we care about.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:35 No.18690995
    going to go for the sandwich option. See how it plays out. Once we're all enjoying a meal, see if we still want to hit on her.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:35 No.18690997
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:36 No.18691004
    >Wingman mode go
    You just gave me the mental image of Yoshika and MC making a team pass on Cupcakeski, wingman in the bar style.

    Just imagine her face at the turnaround.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:36 No.18691006
    Hit on Cupcakeski and watch, and every time we refer to her, switch the name to a new pastry.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:36 No.18691007
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    You don't seem to understand the concept of PILOT, do you?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:36 No.18691013
    How do you stop getting sadpanda?
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/13/12(Fri)00:36 No.18691014
    >Hit on Cupcakeski

    With luck this will cause enough of a distraction to allow them to escape while we put the moves on Cupcake.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:36 No.18691015
    Anons need to be saved from their own stupidity sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:37 No.18691019
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:37 No.18691033
    Said Anon. Stupidity is just whatever someone doesn't agree with.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:38 No.18691042

    Just because we're a pilot doesn't mean we're a one-dimensional obsessive aspergers. We can care about people AND planes.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:38 No.18691050
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:39 No.18691057
    PI - LOT
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:39 No.18691059
    Character development is scary. You better be glad Planefag made us run away from everything or we might have had to commit to one waifu.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:39 No.18691069
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    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)00:40 No.18691073
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:40 No.18691075
    Perhaps you didn't hear me. Pilot.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:40 No.18691086

    We are one, but not all the time. Pay more attention to the people who pull your fat out of the fryer when your mad piloting skillz aren't mad enough and you might just survive to see the end of this war.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:40 No.18691087
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:42 No.18691108
    You must be new to SWQ.

    We forsake all for our plane.

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:42 No.18691119
    blah blah blah, no fun allowed, no toys for MC
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:44 No.18691144
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:44 No.18691150
    We will get our deathplane, but it can wait for like ten fucking minutes while we deal with the lesbianpedo. Learn to delay gratification.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:45 No.18691174


    when even is the last time we ate?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:46 No.18691177

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:46 No.18691178
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)00:47 No.18691205
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    You glare dirks and daggers at this fucking arrogant slutbitch trying to steal your thunder.

    First, she crash-lands in flame fire and death, and calls you smalltime.

    Next, she starts macking on all the girls with nice tits.

    She's trying to replace you. Trying to best you. TRYING TO BE YOU.


    You'll show her. You'll show her how a REAL pilot does it.

    "Hey, baby," you drawl smoothly, striding over to her. Without apparent effort, your hands begin assembling a sammich all by themselves. "I've heard of sour kraut, but you look pretty sweet..."

    Waltrud stares at you for a long second, as you pick up a long, wickedly sharp knife. You begin slashing thin slices of salami off a roll without looking down at your hands.

    "All you've ever tasted is sour krauts," Waltrud returns smoothly, hitting her stride again. She looks you up and down. "And perhaps a weiner schnitzel or two..."

    Lynette coughs, her face turning beet-red.

    You shake your head sadly. "I'm a good Christian," you tell her. "Better to give then receive."

    Waltrud licks her lips thoughtfully, hugging Lynette to her side tightly. "But you can't get any headway... that way."

    You tear your eyes away from Waltrud's lips and focus on her lovely fa- fuck.

    "I think we should discuss tactics. Pilot-to-pilot," Waltrud says, leaning on Lynette, who's blushing so hard her face is turning dark maroon. "Two-versus-one team-tactics."

    "Bait-and-switch?" you say, sounding bored and glancing at Lynette as if she's the consolation prize.

    "I was thinking, Thatch Weave..." she replies. "Bag-and-drag. Boom-and-zoom."
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:48 No.18691219
    What's stopping us from taking Yoshika onto the incredibly dangerous experimental plane as we test it?
    Can't get much safer from rape than that.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)00:49 No.18691230
    Someone's going to get shot here.

    It's us, because Minna is going to walk in and hear this.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:49 No.18691236
    Oh god
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:49 No.18691247
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:49 No.18691248
    I think we might be on to something here. The two of us have similar goals and can work to our mutual benefit.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:50 No.18691254
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:50 No.18691255
    I need an adult.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:50 No.18691256
    were going to be raped....
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:50 No.18691268
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:51 No.18691273
    >Cupcakeski and other pastries
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:51 No.18691277
    >threesome proposal with Cupcakeski and Lynette


    But something ain't right here. MC has an ace up his sleeve.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:51 No.18691279
    >"I was thinking, Thatch Weave..." she replies. "Bag-and-drag. Boom-and-zoom."

    i am soo going to use these terms for suggesting sex with my GF....
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:52 No.18691302
    No Minna.
    No Trude.
    Just whole lotta whipcream and not much else.

    I like where this is going.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:53 No.18691314
    She's going to get her hands off Lynette, or else there will be trouble.
    Gyro-Gnome trouble.
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    >A SW anime with a non-501st character getting animated for more than five seconds

    Don't make me cry man.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:53 No.18691332
    <MaulMachine> i mean, shit, i've written full-length romance novels for /tg/ that involve having sex with burn victims, in excruciating detail.
    <Spiffy> wat
    <artyfag> wat
    <archivalfag> wat
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:54 No.18691335
    ...waaaaaaaaait a second. Is anyone else thinking of ways we can dupe Waltrude into helping us gather the lolis all in one place?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:54 No.18691339
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:54 No.18691341
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:54 No.18691349
    my Katawafag portugese friend will appreciate such a thing

    I require Mediafire.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:55 No.18691353
    I want you to picture this.

    Ghostrider team, striking at the Martian boats trying to get at Sanya, upside down.

    Area 88 OVA style.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:55 No.18691354
    o you really think MC is caring about that with a willing woman, the hormones of a 19(?) year old, and as much blueballs as this place has given him?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:55 No.18691357
    We still haven't called her Cupcakeski, but we can probably save it for shouting out during teh raep.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:55 No.18691365
    Fuck I'm high.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/13/12(Fri)00:55 No.18691369
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    OH YES

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:56 No.18691384
    I have a bad imagination. Someone draw this.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:56 No.18691389
    So wait, does this mean groping will be allowed in the pillow fort?
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/13/12(Fri)00:56 No.18691392

    Too late to back out now, once you start playing the loser is the one who backs out first and as a pilot, we must venture forth, for we are Dangerous.

    If Cupcake is Dangerous, then maybe she can be our wingman.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:56 No.18691393

    Of course he's thinking of it in bouncing terms and killing two birds with one stone in my head, but Krupinski is an established rival more than fucking material.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)00:57 No.18691407
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    Look at her. All suave and sexy and dominant. She thinks she's really shit-hot, doesn't she?

    But she don't know shit. Time for the sun, baby. Time for the SWAG.

    "Not interested," you say airly. "Teamwork's for the tossers. I go for the guys who shirk the teams. The best. The most dangerous. The ones only I can keep up with while my wingmen watch from a distance, marveling at our skill."

    Behind you, Yoshika gulps audibly and backs away a bit.

    Waltrud cocks her eyebrow. "You go looking for the best of the best like that?"

    "No need," you say, leaning over the table, your hands deftly assembling the sammich without your eyes to guide them - casual skill in all things, the mere sammich becoming a testament to your badass cold-blooded attitude. "They... come to me."

    Lynette slips out from Waltruds arm and skitters away, staring at both of you with wide, fascinated eyes.

    "And the merge?" Waltrud asks you softly, her eyes limpid as she leans in, turning her charm up to two-million swagpower.

    You lean over the table, meeting her gaze steadily, confidently. "Head-on, baby. Head-on."

    She seizes your head in both hands and kisses you harder then a freight train hitting a wall of dynamite bricks.

    Your brain explodes like a hydrogen-filled Zeppelin crashing into a Southern fireworks show. Somewhere, dimly, under the lust, you can't tell if you just won or lost or what the fuck is even what
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:57 No.18691408
    were going all the way faggot this is waaaay to good to pass up!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:57 No.18691419
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:58 No.18691424
    I think we can take one for the team personally.

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:58 No.18691425

    Drag her off Lynette. We're on a roll.

    If we can't pull her off, signal Yoshika to bounce.

    If we can, pull her all the way back to our room... then coldcock her.

    Let her have some blue balls for a change.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/13/12(Fri)00:58 No.18691433

    This, this IS winning.

    I think.

    (then Minna walks in and shoots us.)
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:58 No.18691434
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:58 No.18691440
    Fuck yeah, motherfucker!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:59 No.18691442
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:59 No.18691443
    Ask if she's ever had an 88mm unload right in her face before.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:59 No.18691445
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:59 No.18691447
    ...aaaaaaaaaand this is the part where Minna walks in.

    So much for no UST though.
    >> Major Airlift 04/13/12(Fri)00:59 No.18691454
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    inb4 Minna. Or Trude.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)00:59 No.18691458
    This. We must maintain our composure, or at least ensure that she loses hers too.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:00 No.18691461

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:00 No.18691466

    Either NEXT TIME or Minna walks in then NEXT TIME
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:00 No.18691467
    I sense an impending feeling of pain and suffering.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:00 No.18691469
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    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:00 No.18691471
    Did we just simultaneously seduce each other?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:00 No.18691472
    Fuck, Minna's going to kill MC.

    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/13/12(Fri)01:00 No.18691474

    If it ends in our death, then let it be known by all that we did not back down, we did not give a single step in the face of our most dangerous opponent.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:00 No.18691479
    Do her on the fucking table and cum screaming Cupcakeski.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:00 No.18691480
    Remain unflapped
    "Not bad"
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:00 No.18691482
    But anon, tables are for food, that doesn't ma-


    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:00 No.18691484
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:01 No.18691490
    [00:00] <+MajorAirlift> I CANNA GIVE YA ANYMORE SWAG, CAP'N!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:01 No.18691492
    We must not lose!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:01 No.18691501
    Zanraptora> I want MC to draw Waltrud all the way back to his room, guide her in, then close the door and leave her hot and bothered
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:02 No.18691509
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:02 No.18691511
    Waiting for the moment this explodes in our faces...
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:02 No.18691513
    >implying she wouldn't tie us to the bed if we tried that
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:02 No.18691517

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:02 No.18691521
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:02 No.18691522
    >Minna walks in
    >Calls Waltrud smalltime
    >Shows her how its done
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:03 No.18691528
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:03 No.18691529
    I'm pretty sure we were supposed to be saving surrogate little sisters or something but I'm not sure anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:03 No.18691534

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:03 No.18691541
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:03 No.18691543
    I don't care anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:04 No.18691548
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:04 No.18691551
    Robin already took care of that, I think.

    Right now we need to keep up the charm. We're dangerously close to getting flustered here.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:04 No.18691552
    Then they team up and thatch weave MC.

    The rape whistle does nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:04 No.18691553
    Sorry baby. Unless you're willing to share the victory with Minna, you're just gonna go down in flames. But I made you this sammich to remember me by, at least.

    Maybe we can do this again sometime, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:04 No.18691562
    That's Smalltime dear, *Minna Walks in*

    Proceed to demonstrate Proper makeout technique.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:04 No.18691563
    >> Zanraptora 04/13/12(Fri)01:04 No.18691566

    Since someone has poached my IRC.

    Yes, we pull her into a stall turn beyond all measure, get her completely absorbed in chasing our tail.

    Then, we flip inverted, dive like our favorite P-61 and leave her tugging the yoke awkwardly as she loses all speed and mushes into an inelegant spiral before she can recover.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:05 No.18691570
    No. Cupcakeski challenged us to a swag-off. If we don't confront her head-on and overwhelm her, then we cannot say that we are more swag than she is.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:05 No.18691574
    I'll admit. When I read that, all I could think of is that we'd just cut our fucking hands open.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:05 No.18691577
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:05 No.18691578
    We're saving Lynn from the cupcake at the moment, little sisters come next.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:05 No.18691581
    Fuck Minna. This Kraut is clearly superior.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:06 No.18691598
    No, she hit Cupcakeski because Cupcakeski smashed us into the dirt.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:06 No.18691601
    This. It is our duty to have sex with this evil lady to ensure she won't harm others. Yes, that's it. Duty.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:06 No.18691609
    Nah, Minna provides hate sex AND guilty sex, the two forms of sex scientifically proven to be the most satisfying.
    >> Sgt. Varn !q8XtSW4.HY 04/13/12(Fri)01:07 No.18691611
    That's it, we know what we must do:

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/13/12(Fri)01:07 No.18691613
    Just a bit of food for the the thought before I hit the bed...

    Minna has that yandere/emotional sensing radar hoodoo, IIRC...

    I'm betting it's pinging like goddamn crazy at the moment.

    Think about it.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:07 No.18691614

    That's the point, we put her into full WEP mode... and we leave her with overheated engines as we flood coolant and laugh.

    We don't even need to go full pilot; we can take her with the throttle back and our trademark shit eating grin.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:07 No.18691616
    It's grave responsibility
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:07 No.18691618
    >Lynette slips out from Waltruds arm and skitters away, staring at both of you with wide, fascinated eyes.

    Shit. We're not only Yoshika and Lynette's teacher in the ways of the Pilot, we're their teachers in the ways of SWAG.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:07 No.18691625
    Oh fuck, we're dead
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:07 No.18691628
    I'm sure we can handle it.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:08 No.18691631
    >fuck Minna

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:08 No.18691632
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:08 No.18691635
    She'd gut Cupcakeski like a fish. And that would be a sweet mercy compared to what she'd do to US.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:08 No.18691637
    >Break away
    >Miyafuji and Lynne making out
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:08 No.18691641
    >MC walks in to his room, lays down, and a light pops on
    >"So... what was every body doing in the kitchen?"
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:09 No.18691652
    Yup. It's a hard task, but it's one that must be done.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:09 No.18691653
    Eat the sandwich like a boss!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:09 No.18691659
    inb4 NEXT TIME
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/13/12(Fri)01:09 No.18691664

    STRIKE WITCHES will resume TOMORROW: 8:30-ish, because I don't really have time to do a thread tomorrow, but I work Saturday, Sunday AND Monday, and I'll need Tuesday for homework and fucking school shit. So the thread will be shorter, less complex, and full of N'OO'P TO THE MAX.

    Sound good?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:10 No.18691668
    >Yoshika no longer feels useless
    >Lynne has claimed Yoshika before her sister could defile her
    I'd say we've done a good job here.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:10 No.18691670
    >End kiss, take a bite of swagwich
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:10 No.18691672
    You glorious motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:10 No.18691678
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:10 No.18691679
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/13/12(Fri)01:10 No.18691681
    Its too late to be worrying about other things now, everything has to go into swag, everything! If the swag engines are maxed then take weapons, sensors even life support and re-route power to Swag. We cannot falter, even if it costs us our lives, as we are betting far more on the outcome than our mortal selves.

    Our reputation as The Ace.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:10 No.18691682
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:10 No.18691684
    That proves you're clever. That could also be taken as proof that you're not confident enough in your swag to take Cupcakeski on with charm alone and win.

    Do you want to admit your swag is less than Cupcakeski's? Can you live with the shame of knowing your game is inferior to hers?

    We can trick her, but we haven't proven that we can beat her at her own game. Until then, we are NOT the undisputed master of swag.
    >> Starshadow 04/13/12(Fri)01:10 No.18691687
    >"So... what was every body doing in the kitchen?"
    Baking a cake.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:11 No.18691702
    awwwwwwwwww maaannnn
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:11 No.18691704
    only if there's no sacrificing quality. past half dozen have been AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:11 No.18691708
    I was going to get angry at you, but GODDAMN am I looking forward to this.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:11 No.18691709

    By the way, I haven't been trolled in a while by the thread endings. You are loosing your touch planefag.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:12 No.18691716
    It's like romantic chicken with Eila. If we break off first, we lose. Besides, we have to teach Yoshika how to not be a useless lover.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:12 No.18691718
    >Minna not walking in
    >Trude not decking us
    >AIR RAID not happening
    >No significant cliff hangar
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:12 No.18691725


    You forget; we just toyed with her till she reached her limit... then we left her unsatisfied.

    We didn't just proclaim dominance; we fucking declared supremacy... and that she wasn't even worth finishing off.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:13 No.18691730
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:13 No.18691732
    So is Sanya still raping Eila in a drunken lust-frenzy, or...?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:13 No.18691734
    >No significant cliff hangar

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:13 No.18691739
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:13 No.18691741
    Aha! It's a sign from the heavens. We've finally found the right German. We'd tried out the others but it always failed.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:14 No.18691748
    So...did we cure Waltrud of her gay?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:14 No.18691751
    That was last night.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:14 No.18691758
    Well, except that it would be seen as running away because you couldn't handle any more.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:14 No.18691761
    >right German
    >not Marseille

    I will have to learn to deal I guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:14 No.18691762
    I thought she was bi.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:15 No.18691763
    We didn't spike the hot chocolate THAT much.
    >> Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:15 No.18691773
    Alright! Tonight, me and the other writefag cooked up something special: a downtime double-feature. However, he had to jet, so I'll be posting Thunder & Lightning as well as Prune Barge Shuffle.

    So, without further ado, lets get this show on the road.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:15 No.18691774
    Do you *want* to not fuck her? Though, again, I don't think she'd let us walk away at that point, but I guess it'd be funny to try.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:16 No.18691783
    goddammit. I have to show my low level friends good anime during that time. Bahhh..
    >> Thunder and Lightning Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:16 No.18691785
    James Anders looked down at the map. “Motor pool… Motor pool… This place is a goddamn ma-“ It was the pilot’s worst nightmare, a loss of situational awareness. He found himself suddenly forced, face-first into the stone fortress’s wall. “…Gagh! Ow! Ow! MY GODDAMN ARM!”

    The voice was calm and very dangerous sound. “What did you say to her?”

    “Say to wh-OH GOD!” White hot pain flashed up his right arm as it was twisted back around him in a way that was very much not intended to happen naturally.

    “Genie. What did you say?” The voice was familiar, but between the unexpected nature and the fact that his arm felt like it slowly being detached from his body.

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:16 No.18691795
    >implying this will go anywhere
    Which is sad, because she's clearly the best kraut.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:16 No.18691796
    Think of it like a sexual game of chicken, the first one to be left panting for more is the loser. We just drove her into upping the stakes, so now we leave her high and dry, wanting more.
    >> Thunder and Lightning Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:16 No.18691800
    “Bishop. You talked to her earlier and now she’s very upset. This displeases me.” Another slight twist and another shock of pain. “It greatly Displeases me.” Shit, it was the crazy Chinese witch from the tarmac: Arlene Chen.

    “I didn’t say nothi-EEYAAAGH!” Another flash of pain.

    “You know how valuable we witches are- If I broke your arm right now all I’d get would be a reprimand from Commander Okabe. You’d be grounded for months and I’d probably be back up in the air tomorrow morning.” Damn sparkle had a point.
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/13/12(Fri)01:17 No.18691809
    At times like this I wonder if not having someone or something bust in would be the greatest troll, only the very fringes of the waifu community would even think of having Cupcake on the cards, holding something like that over the heads of the other would be grandiose. That and it would allow for FULL YANDARE Minna as well as guilting those Waifufags who actually backed a proper waifu.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:17 No.18691810
    Cupcakeski fucks anything that moves in this 'verse.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:17 No.18691811

    That would happen if we stopped at any other time.

    When we've built up that much smash; and she thinks she's won, that we are under her charms. We cut off.

    Imagine if a witch did that to us? We'd probably go drink the O-Club.
    >> Thunder and Lightning Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:17 No.18691817
    “I-agh! I ain’t gonna tell you nothing until…” He struggled to break free, but it only hurt worse… “..You let go of my damn arm!” She loosened her grip and his arm was free to move back into a structurally acceptable position. He rolled his shoulder as he turned around, the pain subsiding. The witch was looking at him expectantly. “I told her that she almost got me killed- twice. I told her that having to save her ass cost me my plane.” He scowled at her. Between the arm and the sudden reminder of that morning’s disastrous mission, he was right back in a foul mood.

    “You know what the problem with you sparkles is?” She opened her mouth to speak but he cut her off. “They been feeding you the line of bullshit about how great and powerful you are and how you’re gonna win this war for us for so long that you actually believe it. You girls don’t even realize that the rest of us are fighting and dying in this war.”
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:18 No.18691819
    If it's chicken, it's the person who breaks off that loses. We're taking this all the way, buddy. Our swag pilot reputation is on the line. We have to.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:19 No.18691832
    Again, are you actually trying to avoid having sex with her?
    >> Thunder and Lightning Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:19 No.18691839
    Chen was suddenly on the defensive. “That’s not tr-“

    “Bullshit it isn’t true. Maybe if you girls weren’t so busy playing around your own little Mediterranean resort you’d realize that the rest of us who have to fly with you ain’t got shields. You make a mistake and you get a tap on the shield. We don’t get magic- if we make a mistake, we hit the ground- if we’re lucky we’re dead by the time that happens.” He shoved himself off the wall. “So yeah, I chewed Bishop out. Yeah, I made her come crying to you. She made a stupid goddamn mistake that any pilot out of basic would’ve avoided and I paid for her mistake with my plane and almost my life.”

    “But you-“ She was on the back-foot now.

    “Like hell. She deserved it. If I’d pulled something like that I’d be flying a goddamned desk right now, if not facing an official investigation. She gets off with having to deal with a pissed of Lightning pilot. So fuck her. I’m out.” He unruffled his flight jacket and started walking, leaving the Chinese witch behind him. “This whole things a goddamned joke and the punch-line is one of my friends getting killed.”
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:19 No.18691845
    So we need to grab her tail. Gotcha.
    Well, maybe not so much grab as much as pull.
    >> archivalfag 04/13/12(Fri)01:20 No.18691849
    Since the new thread is tomorrow, I'll be holding off on this session's archive.

    However, I will have a special treat coming tomorrow, the start of my very own writefagging adventure: Demons of the Pacific which will be covering a Canadian-based JFW.
    >> Thunder and Lightning Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:20 No.18691857
    A few hours, a promise of booze and a jeep ride later, four pilots sat in what passed for a bar in what passed for downtown Alexandria. Al’s Landing was not exactly a high-class joint, hell it barely had electricity to keep the beer cold and the jukebox playing, but Albert, the proprietor and a British pilot from The Great War, was friendly enough and always seemed to have good booze in stock, even during the latest blockade of the Med.

    Best part was that not a lot of people knew of the place; the only other patrons that night were a gaggle of French sailors, speaking in hushed tones of some “Cyclope de la Mer.” They were talking nonsense about hate bullets. Fucking superstitious frogs.

    Anders walked back to the 48th’s usual table, carrying a half-full bottle of Scotch in one hand and a quartet of shot glasses in the other. Flip, Bozo and Franklyn were already seated, Bozo still griping about the Czech and Polish witches his flight had included that day.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:21 No.18691866
    Cool. Also, last I checked, you were missing T&L 13.
    >> Thunder and Lightning Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:21 No.18691882
    “Gentlemen, the booze has arrived!” Anders called out setting the glasses on the table and filling them. “Here’s to those who like us!”

    Flip continued the toast. “Those who wish us well!”

    Franklyn chimed in the third part. “Here’s to those who hunt us!”

    And Bozo brought it home. “We’ll blow them all to hell!”

    “To the 48th!” They raised their glasses and drank their shots.

    “Alright, Anders, I’m tired of Bozo inability to discern Eastern European languages, what’s the story with this morning.” Franklyn inquired. “Way I figure you’re the only one here with legitimate reasons to gripe.”

    Anders sighed and poured himself another shot. “Fucking Bishop, man. Dumb bint almost got me killed. Again.” He downed the shot. “So me and Flip and the witches came up on a flight of smokers, probably inbound for the base. We come up out of the clouds and blast two of them from below.” He illustrated his story with the pilot art of representing planes with his hands. “So we come up above them and I turn back into make a pass at the other two when I find out Bishop, dumb brat that she is has decided to break off and try to take the other two by herself.”
    >> Thunder and Lightning Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:22 No.18691900
    With just her little pop-gun?” Bozo shook his head.

    “Like I said. Dumb bint. So I figure Okabe’d have my head if I let the Martians break one of her witches the first mission out, which means I had to go over and save her ass. Took one on approach, but the other one got my right engine with a corkscrew when I overshot.” Anders shook his head. “That’s twice I’ve gotten my plane shot up saving her ass!”

    Flip grinned. “Well, Harry said that’s why they called you the White Knight, always riding in to rescue the princess!”

    “Yeah, except the knight got a princess out of the deal. I just get to sit around wishing I still had a plane. And I haven’t even talked to the crew chief yet- I’ve been avoiding him all day.” Anders leaned back in his chair. “If I’m lucky I can keep from getting my ass kicked by him until they ship me back Stateside.”

    Flip leaned in. “What makes you think they’ll do that?”

    “I’m a pilot without a plane and it’s a hell of a lot easier to ship me back to train the next batch of flyboys than fly a new Lightning all the way out here.” Anders sighed, resigned to his fate of having to deal with what he did to his flight instructors. “Could be worse, though, at least I’m alive, right?”

    Bozo slapped him on the shoulder and comforted him. “Lotta other guys wouldn’t have been. You’re a damn good pilot, James. Not as good as me, but still…”

    Anders laughed. “Yeah right, at least my wingwitches speak English to me…”

    “Don’t even get me started on that bullshit again, man…”
    >> archivalfag 04/13/12(Fri)01:22 No.18691905

    I honestly have no idea how I did that. I even had the file ready, but for some reason it wasn't in there. It is now.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:23 No.18691907
    Don't. We're over 900 posts, we'll fall off the board by then.
    >> Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:23 No.18691927
    And here's the pastebin for T&L 14:


    Shifting gears to PBS #4.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:24 No.18691940

    You are missing the point!

    Sex with Waltrud? You've got shitty standards. She's practically the distaff copy of us.

    No, we've got a golden opportunity to bounce her... The grand high emperor of bounces.

    Imagine... Waltrud is burning up with passion; just like we are.

    Then; we suddenly swap ice cold. We drop her like last movie's bond girl.

    We walk away whistling... balls ache, but we've got options regarding that.

    She's either burning like a wildfire, both mortified and passionate. Or out like a soggy cigarette.

    Either way, she's out of the picture. Going after the little witches is only gonna remind her she's settling.

    We will have given our gender flipped counterpart blueballs equivalent to our entire time at Castle Barin.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #4 Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:24 No.18691944
    *December 14, 1942*

    With a sigh, Wright drew his hand back, and knocked on the door in front of him. Silence greets him. He knocks again, harder this time. Again, no response. Three seconds of actual pounding on the door changed that quickly, though.

    “Mmmphhh! Shaddup! I ain’t got watch for another….THREE HOURS?! Goway!” came the muffled response from inside the cabin.

    “Mackintosh? It’s me, Wright. I need to talk to you about…my condition.”

    After another minute of silence, something that sounded like cursing in three different languages mixed together started moving towards the door. “Alright, al-fucking-right. Just let me find my goddamn eyepatch.”

    After about a minute more of rustling, a disheveled-looking Mackintosh opens the door. With what appeared to be a sleepy version of his glare, he grumbled “Before I let you in here, I’m going to tell you how gay this looks: REALLY FUCKING GAY.”

    Wright jumps back a bit. “Too fucking late to back out now. You just woke me up from my pre-watch slumber, so we’re going to have this talk.”

    With another sigh, Wright steps into Mackintosh’s room, and finds a place to sit. Mackintosh bolts the door, and walks over to his sink. “So,” he asked as he pours himself a glass of water, “What exactly do you want to talk about?”
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #4 Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:25 No.18691953
    Wright thinks for a second before answering. “Well, what exactly does it mean for me? What happens now that I’m a ‘Wizard’?”

    Mackintosh takes a sip of his water. “Well, for one, your career is marked for the high road. After your tour on the Prune Barge, you’ll pretty much get your pick of postings. Expect to make 1st Lieutenant in about a year of service. Just keep your head down and don’t tell anyone like the admiral said, and you’re golden.

    “Now, if you mean your skillset in particular, well, that’s something different,” Mackintosh says as he takes another sip. “To put it simply: If you think you can make a shot, you can. All you have to do is try; nine times out of ten if the shot is possible, you’ll pull it off.”

    Wright shakes his head. “Fucking hell.”

    “Or at least, that’s what I’ve gathered. If you want more details, you should talk to Admiral Lee about it. Anything else?”

    “Uh…what about the mechanics of it? Like, do I have to start eating more green beans to keep my magic up? Do I give off some kind of glow?”
    >> archivalfag 04/13/12(Fri)01:25 No.18691962
    By tomorrow I mean tomorrow's session. Doing it today would be stupid. And I'm just going to put it in the archive so as not to clutter up the board. They've been getting 100+ downloads each lately. Shit's crazy.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:25 No.18691966
    This is a plan I can get behind.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #4 Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:25 No.18691967
    Mackintosh snorts at this. “Honestly? We don’t know. Just keep on with a normal life, and your magic just flows. We haven’t found any correlation between what anything and magic production. It seems to be as natural as breathing,” He shrugs. “As for a glow, I’ve certainly never noticed one. I didn’t know I had the gift until the previous captain of this ship, Captain Bemis, told me when I arrived onboard.”

    Wright says nothing to this, and the seconds pass as Mackintosh finishes his water. As he goes to get another glass, he pipes up again. “You know, you are taking this much better than I did.”

    Wright quickly shakes his head. “Well, it makes sense, you know? I was always a good shot on the farm. I could nail a rattler with my .22 from 50 yards no problem. And then during the engagement, I just said ‘fuck it’ and let it flow. I tried a shot, and my gun got the kill. I’m talking about predicting where a fighter would be off of a single glint of light on their body. Once you start doing that shit, it’s hard to deny it.”
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #4 Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:27 No.18691979
    Mackintosh nods. “So. Anything else you want to ask, now that have the time?”

    Wright thinks for a second, then shrugs. “Well, I’ve been wondering. Why do they call you ‘Old One-Eye’?”

    Mackintosh freezes with the cup to his lips. “…you ain’t to smart, are you?”

    “Well, I mean, I get the ‘One-Eye’ part, but why do they call you ‘Old’?”

    Mackintosh stares at him with a look that holds nothing but utter incredulity, before shakes his head and chuckles. “Right, you’re the new meat. In two senses of the word. Here’s a free tip: never ask a guy about his nickname to his face. It never ends well,” He holds up his hands as Wright starts a bit. “Don’t worry, you’re fine. You’re part of the Brotherhood now. Might as well tell you,” he said as he points at his eye. “I lost this during the Pearl Harbor Raid. And since I’m Annapolis Class of 1939,” he adds as he held up his right hand to show the ring on it, “means that I’m the Old Man.”
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #4 Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:27 No.18691997
    He sighs. “Captain Bunkley and Admiral Lee keep telling me that most sailors would give their left nut for a name like that, and that there are worse nicknames I could have. Hell, just for example, the Admiral’s name back in the Academy was ‘Chink’ Lee. And one of the scout pilots here is named ‘Tricky Dick’.”

    “’Tricky Dick’?”

    Mackintosh shakes his head. “I’ve never seen someone play a poker table like that damned lawyer. Every time you think you’ve pinned him down, he slips through anyways. The man’s been able to afford whatever extravagant gifts he wants to send home to his wife for the past four months.”

    Wright just stares, filing the note to never play poker with the scouting detachment away in his mind, when a picture frame sitting on Mackintosh’s desk catches his eye.

    “Um, Mr. Mackintosh…”

    “Please, it’s Nick when we’re not on duty.”

    “Well, Nick, what’s that photo there of?”

    Mackintosh follows his gaze. “Oh, that,” he said with a sad smile as he walked over an picked it up. It was two photos in “book” display. One of them was of six people in a portrait. There were two young men in Navy dress whites, a young woman in what appeared to be an Army uniform, an older man and a woman seated in their Sunday best, and seated in the woman’s lap, a little boy.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #4 Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:28 No.18692005
    “This was taken in June 1941, when my younger brother graduated from Annapolis,” he said. “I got leave from the Fleet to attend the ceremony, and my parents decided that since that was going to be the last time we were all together for a long while, we should all sit for a family photo. We managed to convince them to take two,” he added while pointing at the second picture. The older man and woman were missing, and the four remaining people were making all manner of silly faces and poses, save for Nicholas himself. He, on the other hand, was standing ram-rod straight with an exaggerated serious look on his face, which was shared by a red clown nose.

    Wright laughs. “Nice. Say, who’s the dame? She’s pretty easy on the eyes.”

    A disturbingly wicked smile spreads across Mackintosh’s face. “That ‘dame’ is my SISTER.” It holds for several seconds as he watches Wright squirm, before lessening to a sad smile once more. “That,” he says as he points at the little boy, “is my youngest brother, Douglas. He got out of Los Angeles with my folks before the Martians tried to fight their way in. They only got back about two months ago. That,” he says as he indicates the other Navy officer, “is my other brother. Ensign Timothy Mackintosh. He’s the torpedo officer on the USS Moffett. She’s down in the Gulf, as far as I know. And the ‘dame’ is my older sister. Captain Samantha Mackintosh, USAAF. The last letter I got from her mentioned that she got posted to the ‘Cactus Air Force’, wherever and whatever the fuck that is.”
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #4 Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:29 No.18692015
    He stares at the picture a little longer before replacing it on his desk. “So, what about you, Lawrence? You got family wherever you call home?”

    Wright’s face drops. “Well, I’ve got 3 brothers, all under the age of ten. Our home got caught up in the Martian Blitz. It was a farm outside of Amarillo. I actually joined up with the Corps while we were in the refugee camps in Wisconsin,” He shakes his head some more. “The last letter I got from them in Quantico said they were still dealing with the Relocation Department, trying to get back on the farm. But it’s been months. I haven’t heard anything new sense then.”

    “Well, why don’t know ask them then? Write them a letter.”

    Wright’s head snaps up. “HOW? We’re on a ship. Kinda hard to write a letter home to Ma.”

    Mackintosh gives him a shocked look. “Nobody told you about the Mail Boat? Every week, we get a Martin Mariner-delivered mail service. We’re just operating in the North Sea, so it’s no issue of range. Besides, “ he adds with a shrug, “We can’t send orders and intel over the radio, so if it’s going to get hand delivered, might as well give us poor SOBs some of the comforts of home.”

    With a glance at the clock, Mackintosh stands up. “In fact, since it is 2120 and I have to be up for watch in exactly two damn hours, why don’t you go do that now? That’s an order, in fact. Go write a letter home to your family. The mail boat will be here in a day or two, so get to writing!”
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #4 Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:29 No.18692026
    Wright gets up as well. “No need to tell me that twice! Ma will be right as rain when she gets a letter from me.”

    Mackintosh ushers him to the door with a smile, and then closes it and loudly bolts it once more.

    Wright stands there a second with a smile, which momentarily falters. “Wait, he’s not even in my chain of command.”

    As he makes his way back to his quarters, he notices a note pinned to his door.

    *Lt. Wright, meet me in the briefing room at 0020. I will need your assistance with a project of mine. Santiago*



    *December 15, 1942*

    Mackintosh was just pouring himself a mug of coffee when Wright stepped onto the bridge. “Mr. Wright? What brings you to the bridge this early?”

    Wright yawns. “Major Santiago has me gathering stuff. Just finished getting him some office supplies from the Q/M. Now he sent me up here for some things that he said the bridge crew would have.”

    “Oh, what would that be?” asked Mackintosh as he took a drink of coffee.

    “Says here to ask you for a ‘box of map grid squares’, and the Key to the Sea Chest.”
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #4 Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:30 No.18692040
    Mackintosh lets out what sounds like a mix of a squeal of pain and a hacking cough as he quickly turns away from the chart table and sprays coffee out his nose.

    “FUCK! Oh sweet Jesus that HURT!” he shouts, pinching his nose. The bridge crew all stand staring, trying to hold back snickering. “Let me guess,” Mackintosh manages to get out between coughs, “Next he wants to go down to Engineering and get a jar of elbow grease and a bottle of prop wash?”

    Wright whistles. “How’d you know? You psychic, sir?”

    In the darkness on the bridge, it appeared that Mackintosh’s face was contorted in what looked like pain. “Hang on,” he wheezes as he stands up, and walks over to the chart table. He opens a drawer in it, and pulls out a key on a string. “Here you go. Tell the Major that we’re all out of squares, and that he’ll need to fill out form Charlie-Fox 1-2-3 to get more. Now run along, I’m sure you don’t want to keep the Engineer on Watch waiting. Oh, and seaman, mop that up.”

    Wright nods. “Thank you for your time, Sir.” He spins on his foot and leaves the bridge.

    The bridge is filled with silence for several minutes, save for a barely-audible whisper of “wait for it” and the clicking of the gyrocompass. As the third minute passed, one of the lookouts called out “Yeah, he’s gone.”

    The bridge erupted into roars of laughter.
    >> Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)01:32 No.18692064
    And that's it for tonight. Here's the pastebin:


    Questions, comments, things I fucked up?

    Oh, one thing I didn't make clear here. Samantha was supposed to be a witch. I didn't notice I left that detail out until halfway through the dump.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:33 No.18692087
    You're missing the point. We've been neck deep in panties since we got here, and we still haven't been laid.

    >She's practically the distaff copy of us.
    You say that like it's a bad thing. We're hot shit, of course we'd want to fuck us. Everyone wants to fuck us. We don't want her out of the picture, we want her in bed. Or on the table.

    But again, there is no way in hell she'd let us get away with it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:38 No.18692137
    >Or on the table.
    I like it.
    So we throw her down on the table, start working her pants, then drop the sandwich in her undergarments. Proceed to walk off with Yoshi and Lynn.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:43 No.18692199
    Gentlemen I have a plan to own Cupcakeski. First, we break away from Cupcakeski " Heh, Smalltime." Then Minna comes in, courtesy of her emotionsense "Let me show how it is REALLY done" FLAWLESS VICTORY!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:43 No.18692208
    What? You started out pretty well, but then got weird. Why do you people not want to fuck her?

    Oh, I get it now. Minnafags. Right.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:44 No.18692214
    This is horrible, you typed it horribly, and you should feel bad for producing this shit and wasting my time.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:45 No.18692222

    You're thinking with your joystick.

    We've got Minna, we've got hot sex on tap. That's the whole reason we'll be able to pull this off.

    We cold cock Waltrud, because we don't have any reason to respond to her advances; She's got nothing over us.

    We could win her game... Go all the way and break off as a tie (We won't have a definite win)

    Or we could change the game in the background...

    We get the win (Sorry, If you end up stuck in your bunk, deciding to keep your libido or ego in tact, you've lost.)
    We teach the little witches the greatest lesson of swag... Something like "With great swag comes great responsibility" and prove to them that we're their big broseph before we are a sex-crazed pilot.

    And the best part? With the rumor mill, Minna is gonna hear about how we not only turned down Kupcake, but how we defended the little uns and gave her an exceedingly appropriate punishment for being an aggressive bitch towards the little witches.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:45 No.18692229
    >Everyone wants to fuck us.
    NO. They're flirting with us. Actually fucking us is something very different.

    Besides, how cool does it make us when we turn down the hottest girl on the base?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:49 No.18692270
    >And the best part? With the rumor mill, Minna is gonna hear about how we not only turned down Kupcake, but how we defended the little uns and gave her an exceedingly appropriate punishment for being an aggressive bitch towards the little witches.

    She'll drag us away for crazy sex attempt #2, and Patton won't be there to screw it up.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:50 No.18692275
    It's about sending a message. "I'm too awesome to fuck you."
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:50 No.18692278
    Oh, yeah, because we've totally had sex with her so much thus far.
    And we have no reason to respond to Cupcake except that she's really fucking hot, a proper fucking pilot, and as near as we can tell, sane.
    And that's a really odd definition of winning.

    NO. MC thinks everyone wants to fuck him, because he's a pilot.
    And all that turning her down makes us is blueballed.

    The biggest point is this, though: she wouldn't let us do it. If we tried to walk away after getting her hot, she'd tie us down and rape us. We might as well do it on our own terms.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:51 No.18692289
    Or we could, you know, actually fuck her. Cause she's really hot.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:52 No.18692307
    We show that we're more awesome than her by flying better. We're both pilots, after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:54 No.18692323
    I'm the sandwich guy. I'm actually not a Minnafag. rather, I'm the only guy who tried to push for hitting on Amelia Earhart. I'd still be trying for it, but I'm sure she's left the island by now.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:54 No.18692326
    >Any witch

    The only reason you think that is because she's had all of 3 scenes. Remember when everyone thought Gertrude was sane? These are child soldiers. Of course they're going to be messed up.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:56 No.18692341
    >We've got Minna, we've got hot sex on tap.
    Yeah, no. At this rate we'll need to win this fucking war before we can get uninterrupted hot witch sex.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:56 No.18692352
    There is more to life than getting laid. Once you have sex you'll understand this.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:57 No.18692356

    >acts like us

    Yer flippn mental.

    She wouldn't let us do it?

    "Hmm... I didn't think you'd be that desperate Waltrud... Did I really make such a good impression with the fire extingusher?"
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)01:59 No.18692377
    Ahahahahahaha. Good luck trying to make people in this quest accept that.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:00 No.18692385
    She likes being covered in white stuff.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:00 No.18692396
    MC is 20. He's no virgin, but he's been in panty town for coming on two weeks now, and has gotten nothing but blue balls since. Right now, if he isn't flying, I don't imagine there's much else on his mind.

    Eh, that just comes across as us chickening out.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:00 No.18692397
    >once you have sex

    We're all on the track to wizardry.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:01 No.18692399

    It's simple


    Mediocre casual sex (Pilot? I'll pass)


    Bounce of the century
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:02 No.18692414
    lol no

    >implying players would pass up sex
    see above
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:03 No.18692432
    The only one keeping us from having sex with Minna is planefag. We'd be up for it and she'd be up for it, assuming she's not mad about the whole using her as a distraction thing. Which really isn't OUR fault. Planefag had us do that as tribute to maidquest, and entirely on his own initiative.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:03 No.18692440

    You're not picturing it right...

    Think about an amusing looking MC walking out the door with Waltrud grabbing him by the wrist.

    She's flushed as all hell, totally expecting to get a decent lay from an experienced man...

    Actually, I'm suddenly having second thoughts on this course of action.

    I think it would be cruel.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:04 No.18692459
    PF is the only reason we're as close as we are to boning her. It doesn't mean he's actually going to let us. Especially if we're relying on it.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:04 No.18692464
    And honestly, it gave us the proper person to be mad at. The fucker cockblocked us, insulted our penis and our woman just so we would crash Monty's press conference.

    Fuck man, we would have done it if he just ASKED. As it stands now, he needs some comeuppance.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:06 No.18692481
    I'm picturing it just fine, thanks. I just don't like it. And what makes you think we're more experienced? She's lived with witches. It's a captive fucking market for her.

    I mean, by all means, go ahead and try, I just don't think you'd be able to break off that easily, and if you did, it wouldn't go like you think.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:06 No.18692485
    Argh, you hit me right in the guilt.

    I dunno if I'd be able to say no to a girl who's begging for it. Provided she wasn't fat, ugly, or diseased.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:07 No.18692496
    well.. if we reduce her to begging, we win.
    To the winner goes the spoils, as they say
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:08 No.18692499
    >Provided she wasn't fat, ugly, or diseased.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:08 No.18692500
    Sex without an emotional connection is never as good as sex with someone you care about. You eventually get sick of causal sex. You never get tired of making love.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:10 No.18692523
    Pilot. 20 years old. I think raging lust for a hot pilot is enough of a connection here.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:10 No.18692530
    Is the internet connection good in the nursing home, grandpa? You seem to forget who MC is.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:12 No.18692548
    That sounds like a platitude from someone who hasn't experienced what he's talking about.

    And even if you do get "tired" of casual sex, MC is 20, and hasn't had any since getting to Barin. However, now that Minna seems to have serious'd up, it almost would seem like cheating.

    She might me more experienced in muff-diving, but we're better at laying pipe.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:12 No.18692554
    >trying to actually fuck Waltrud
    She'll find a way to stop it before it reaches that point and troll the fuck out of MC. You're delusional if you think she isn't also doing this as a game, which is why we need to call the shots on when it begins and ends. She just raised the bar, and now we need to overpower her and leave her hanging before she does the same to us.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:12 No.18692555

    Of course not, I'm just a average anon.

    I don't have the body, charisma or occupation to have this opportunity; but as an avid writer/reader. I can't help but get a perverse thrill at seeing the potential for our pilot to bring Waltrud to her knees.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:14 No.18692568
    I'll admit MC isn't the most mature of people, so he may not understand this. He will, however, hesitate to break Minna's heart if only to keep her from murdering him.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:14 No.18692573
    >using her as a distraction thing. Which really isn't OUR fault. Planefag had us do that as tribute to maidquest, and entirely on his own initiative.

    Wait, what? Elaborate please.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:15 No.18692579
    Remember when he threw her at the MPs?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:16 No.18692587
    You can't play a game like this and then just back out whenever. It only ends when someone cracks, and asks for it. With the two of us, that won't happen, which means it'll get taken to extreme lengths and be hilarious.

    Um, trying to get your dick wet vicariously generally isn't the sort of thing you're supposed to admit to. Since, you know, hopefully the quest is supposed to be more that just fap material.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:17 No.18692594
    Throwing her to the MPs last thread. In maidquest, we threw a girl to a squid. He mentioned her a little bit later, so he must have known the reference.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:17 No.18692597
    I think you overestimate that relationship, and underestimate Minna's fortitude.
    Now, she might well go full yandere and try to kill Cupcake, but that'd just be funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:19 No.18692612
    >and then just back out whenever. It only ends when someone cracks, and asks for it
    That's the point, only here "cracking" means wanting it more than the other person. Obviously neither party will come right out and say it, but the signs will be there.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:20 No.18692617
    If someone cracks, it will be us. Waltrud has no relationships, as far as we know. We have something with Minna. That make us more likely to chicken out, if only a little.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:20 No.18692619
    Now, she might well go full yandere and kill the MC. Welcome to Diego Garcia quest!
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:22 No.18692638
    In any case, MC isn't that big of a jerk. Breaking Minna's heart would push us into heartlessness territory.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:23 No.18692652
    Observer here. Can impart personal experience.

    Once upon a time I turned down sex with an extremely amorous girl that I had previously been intimate with. I didn't really have a good reason and it was sort of a dick move. She got mad and told me to fuck myself and so forth.

    The next day we ended up doin' it, and it was FAR better than any of the previous times. According to her, the initial refusal made her want it even more, and afterwards all was forgiven.

    So, even if you are not a Minnafag or whatever and you actually want to get busy with Cupcakes, there may be some merit in leaving her hanging, for now.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:23 No.18692653

    I think you misinterpreted my statement. I have no sexual stake in the quest. I have immense stake in the story, and I think that slaking MC's lust is a "boring" option.

    If we take this to it's current conclusion, we're gonna hit a fade to black and MC+Waltrud potentially fighting over a single cigarette.

    An amusing option, but I take MC for being a bit more vicious... Waltrud is exactly like us... before we realized how fucking immature we were being. He has an opportunity here to give her a stern rebuke.

    As a reader, I can appreciate it. But as a writer, I can barely stand to see this opportunity left for the tired and cliche.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:23 No.18692658
    It's not just the wanting that makes you lose; there has to be some outward expression of it. Until that happens, no one wins. Walking away would just mean that you can't take the heat.

    Very slightly, and again, I think the lust would override it. Remember, we still don't know what our thing with Minna really is. PF didn't care to enlighten us.


    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:25 No.18692688
    Just gonna throw this out there, I'll find it downright hilarious if in this time Minna has already worked herself down from her hormonal crazy and is no longer eagerly waiting to jump our bones.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:26 No.18692693
    The way you phrased it, it sure sounded like a power fantasy thing. And personally, I'd prefer the fighting over the cigarette thing, since it'd be bound to only come after a long train of funny shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:26 No.18692694
    Yes he did. He said that "
    The important thing is you two have come much closer, and the scars of war, loneliness and terror on your hearts have begun to heal."

    Its pretty clear that MC and Minna now have a thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:26 No.18692709
    Our relationship doesn't matter in this case. Breaking someone's heart is an awful thing, no matter how you feel about them.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:28 No.18692725
    Oh yes, that clears thing up so much. We've had a fucking "thing" since day fucking two. Early on, it looked like it might be something more novel than the standard wounded souls finding each other plus some tsundere crap. It's trended that way since, but it's still not been made explicit, and until it is, I'm not giving up trying to make something more of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:28 No.18692727

    >Power fantasy

    We're playing chicken with this chick... We started because we were irked how she was acting like stupid pilot, only with a bit less morality.

    We are playing a power game right now. If we give in, we lose. If we keep control, we hit a draw.

    If we change the game, we can go for a win.

    That sounds extremely MC to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:28 No.18692729
    Most likely. Doesn't mean that won't change if we hang out a little. We are both still teenagers.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:29 No.18692740
    What? But depending on the nature of our relationship, we wouldn't be breaking her heart. It matters a lot.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:30 No.18692761
    Are you honestly going to tell me she won't care if we have sex with another girl?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:31 No.18692763
    >we wouldn't be breaking her heart
    Man, don't you remember her crazy breakdown on the tower? She's pretty invested in MC.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:31 No.18692765
    We were only irked because she was putting the moves on Lynette. I don't see this being a moral thing that MC seeks to correct with his new found love for life.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:31 No.18692778
    Care? Sure. Broken heart? No.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:32 No.18692788
    Alright enough sparklegirl nonsense.

    Do we fly Tesla's experimental magic shark thing or are we monogamous with the Widow?

    Do we try to get him to put his death ray on the Widow or hook it up with some magic turbos?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:32 No.18692789
    Hang on now, we're pretty much all of her dead ex-boyfriend and then some and you're telling me it wouldn't break her heart if we fuck another girl the very day after she finally accepted her feelings for us?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:32 No.18692792
    Dude, just give up. It's not worth arguing with Minnafags.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:34 No.18692807
    I couldn't care less who MC ends up with, but you'd be retarded to think she hasn't been written to care deeply for him. Don't just dismiss arguments as "hurr durr must be minnafags", it makes you look stupid.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:35 No.18692820
    That was a significant breakthrough in terms of getting her to take the stick out of her ass and realize that it's ok to have feelings for people again. Her relationship with MC is based largely on the conflict she felt about liking him. Whether or not she would like him apart from that remains to be seen, I think.

    Yeah yeah. It is late, I guess. I'm out.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:35 No.18692825
    >Breaking someone's heart
    She's just using us for sex as a replacement for Kurt because we look like the guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:37 No.18692833
    If we don't fly it, Chuck will. No way we're giving any opportunity of pilot peen inflating to him.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:38 No.18692848
    Nevertheless, at the moment she's still a bit confused. Is throwing this on her going to help her figure herself out?
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:41 No.18692880
    To be fair, it's late at night and we're arguing over which magical teenage girl from some guy's AU fanfiction the main character should have sex with. We all look pretty stupid.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:42 No.18692886
    Ah, the old 'dick vs. brain' debate. It's like we really are the protagonist's subconscious.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:44 No.18692905
    No, those guys are telling you you're stupid. Which makes you very stupid indeed. It's like being called dumb by a retard.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:45 No.18692910
    Even better, people won't agree on which course of action is using which organ.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:45 No.18692911
    Wisest words in this whole discussion.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:46 No.18692923
    I have to agree with the "don't fuck her" crowd.

    It wouldn't be much of a lesson for the girls if we tried to stop cupcake's womanizing, just to do her ourselves.

    And yeah, we pretty much opened up to Minna and had her open up to us. Doing another girl at this point is wrong, and will result in Minna-route end.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:46 No.18692931
    Well, technically both impulses originate in the brain. So that's still realistic.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:47 No.18692936
    Oh, I'm not that guy, I just thought it was funny that it was his comment that you thought was stupid, given the rest of the thread.
    Likewise, it should be pointed out that people saying something doesn't make it true, especially if they're stupid people.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:47 No.18692942
    No, but I bet if we throw her on this she can figure it out real quick.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:49 No.18692960
    I didn't think it was the womanizing that bothered us, so much as the target. And you probably shouldn't advertise how to put an end to the Minna route if you think it's a bad thing, since just as many think it'd be great.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:50 No.18692969
    Oh, I didn't make that post.


    We're arguing over what 2 completely different people said. It's like we're a sitcom
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:51 No.18692975
    Wait, since when are we trying to stop Cupcakeski's womanizing. We just wanted to bail Lynette out and show her who the real swagmaster is at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:51 No.18692981
    I have self-censored like 10 posts because I was worried PF would use them to torment us, or because others might hop on them.

    The paranoia is a holdover from MSQ.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:53 No.18692992
    >Whatever we do at this point, we'll get a Minna end anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:53 No.18692997

    Cupcake is going after the youngans.

    We'd be hippocrites if we decide to go ballistic at possibility Robin getting poached and don't eliminate the threat to our other adopted little sisters.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:54 No.18693006
    Same here. If you're reading this Planefag, know we're fucking on to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:54 No.18693008
    Primary objective was to save MEEYAFOOGEE from being molested. cupcakeski would continue to try, however.

    Only real way to end this is to get her to stop being a pedophile.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:57 No.18693040
    That's pretty clear by now. PF's been planning that from the start, I think.

    I think the whole big brother aspect gives us an out there, actually.

    I still like the whole "it is our duty to sleep with this hot witch to save the little sisters, and we must bear the burden alone" bit. It's just the right sort of line for MC, that would either put an abrupt end to all sexy time thoughts, or end up with raep.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)02:57 No.18693042
    trying to find MI A FOO JEE
    >get back from bar
    we've run from Tesla's crazy
    disengaged Cupcakeski from Lynette aka Yoshika's woman
    Made out with Cupcakeski

    fuckin SWQ you make me proud
    prepare for Planefag feasting upon our tears tomorrow though

    Also, NavalAnon, you made any progress on your story? last time we talked (I was asking about the relative merits of the GBT class and torpedo effectiveness, etc) I was rather intrigued
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:00 No.18693070
    Someone on IRC posted a link to this. I'm not sure who it was, but it sounds like what you might be looking for.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:00 No.18693077
    Another bit someone else posted.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:02 No.18693095
    Well, if planefag doesn't want it, it won't happen.

    A lot of people seem to think planefag planned this from the start, but he seemed pretty clueless about it until that incident with Minna in the infirmary. Before then, there where no more hints than any other pairing. Which is to say, very little.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:07 No.18693142
    Which incident with Minna in the infirmary?
    As for hints, he's a decent enough writer to keep it fairly quiet, but we've no way to know except him telling us, so it doesn't make much sense debating it.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:08 No.18693147
    I dont think Fap Angel planned it from the start, but when you narrow down the witches to those that'd be legal (even in the 1940s) there's really only like 3 or 4 options: Minna, Trude, Sakabroto, and Shirley (someone correct me if there's another 16+ year old witch). Out of those, we've made out with Trude, nearly fucked Minna (GODDAMN IT PATTON ALL MY FUCKING RAGE, TESLA WAS IN THE BATHTUB ANYWAYS), Sakabroto doesn't really seem interested in any male that can't wield a REAL sword (inb4 hurr hurr punny), and Shirley is off limits because we're at least technically bros with Chuck, and we don't wanna see him messing with Robin

    TL;DR: It was basically down to Trude, Minna, and MAYBE Sakabroto even before this silliness started
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:08 No.18693150
    Different stories. NavalAnon is still working on it, last I heard.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:11 No.18693170
    >someone correct me if there's another 16+ year old witch
    On a related note, I'm really sad that the MC almost never interacted with her.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:15 No.18693207
    Yeah, there are a lot of characters I'd like to see more of. PF introduced a lot of them but got rid of them real quick too. I get that they can't all be around all the time, but it'd still be nice to have a little something more. Cupcakeski coming back was a step in the right direction, but I suspect it only happened because of the trolling possibilities.

    The fact that there was only a narrow field cuts both ways here, though. I think there's enough evidence to justify the conclusion that PF was set on Minna from the start, but again, we can't know for sure unless he tells us, so it's not worth talking about.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:20 No.18693257
    If he did, he was pretty hands off about it. WAY back in like the 3rd thread, we had a chance to talk to Minna up in the towers after we called out her "stop dieing for me" shit. He had Trude lead us straight there, then tell us not to go in. And we didn't. We even started calling her Commander Wilke for a little bit after that.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:22 No.18693274
    yea, but we really haven't had the time to develop the relationships that Fap Angel sees as prerequisite to us going beyond anything other than hooking up with either Cupcakeski or [AMERICA FUCK YEA] witch (I'm too drunk to remember her name...Kathty?)

    I'm honestly not waifu-fagging here, but I think it's a good bit of character development that MC has started to realize that there's a difference between "I might die tomorrow" horny and "I actually like you long term" horny...it's a pretty big step

    if you're reading this, god bless you pagan elf [spoilersdontworkon/tg/]even though you hunger for my tears[/spoilersdontworkon/tg/]
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:29 No.18693344
    again, that lack of time can cut both ways

    there are counter examples, but I don't care to argue about it

    please note that I've not said that I object to PF doing this, or even that I think he is, just that it's a plausible position to take
    character development is good, but I care less for cliche romance plots
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:31 No.18693365
    It's worth remembering that Minna had no fans when SWQ started. Everything that's popped up are reactions to her actions from the thread, not the show.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:32 No.18693382
    I think that's completely wrong, and would ask what you're basing such a claim on.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:36 No.18693424
    Look back at the first threads. After she denied us landing, we hated her pretty much to a man.And we did know about her role in the anime back then. Everything else evolved later.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:36 No.18693439
    this is me

    to be honest, I really don't see this as a "cliche" romance plot. MC's been in quite a few situations where he SHOULD HAVE DIED and either PF's railroading or his/his crew's gnome powers or miyafuji's sparkles have saved his ass. As much as MC is a reflection of the participants of SWQ+PF's railroading (which hasn't been that much beyond getting us to PLOT or keeping us alive imo) our reactions have been pretty natural for a 20 year old pilot, surrounded by hot girls in no pants who are incredibly strong, fighting for the peace/existence of his entire planet (or more importantly, the safety of his little sister [until recently]) and still being baffled by booze, explosives, and cordite. People might complain, but I think MC is developing better as a character (paranoid schizo and all) than most characters would in this situation [spoilersdontworkon/tg]especially in my animus[/spoilersdontworkon/tg/]
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:37 No.18693443
    Well, while she may have had a few fans left over from the show, her early actions in the quest really did leave her very few sympathetic ears. Remember how she denied us an emergency runway? And how their gunners came damn close to hitting us? In the early threads the general consensus (with only a few outliers) was that she was still the same psychotic bitch that she was at the end of Season 1 of the show.

    She's improved a bit since then.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:39 No.18693468
    I don't think everyone hated her, and that wouldn't have changed how they voted to act. And /a/'s been involved from the start, so some people are definitely coming into this with some preconceived notions about her.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:41 No.18693489
    forgive the numerous redundancies in my post here. alcohol is making my internal spellcheck and typing check very ineffective
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:42 No.18693500
    I was talking more about the whole tsundere crap. Two people with emotional baggage about war can get to know each other and help ease those burdens without falling in wuv, or even while still hating each other. Our first chat in the cellar was a good example of that, and I had hoped something more complex than "I like you but I don't want to admit it."
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:46 No.18693533
    People have liked her from the start, and people have hated her from the start. People who liked her early on would not necessarily have objected to having MC get mad at her, since any sort of contact would be good. This makes it hard to tell from outward appearances which players felt what when. We shouldn't presume to know what every person here thought about this. It's just my guess that there were some hardcore fans early on.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:49 No.18693566
    >MC has a penis
    >Minna/Trude has a vagina
    >both are in the 16-22 range and face death almost daily
    >both Minna and MC can and will be forced to make life or death decisions for those under them (Ian and Sean for MC, 501st for Minna)
    although I didn't come into SWQ liking or disliking any particular girl even though I'd seen the anime, the more I think about it, the more I can sympathize with Minna, and hell, even Trude. Call it waifu-fagging if you will, but PlaneFag has done a wonderous job of making our GivesNoFucks P-61 pilot recognize something about the horrors of sending teenage girls into war against extraterrestrials

    hell, at this point, I'm just waiting til someone MC really really loves (imouto love or otherwise) gets seriously wounded or killed.
    >cue ride of the valkyries
    >equip ALL THE ROCKETS
    >Ian, Sean...we're flying to Mars
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:50 No.18693583
    Yes, EVERYONE hated her. I cannot remember a single post in support of her. The first time I remember any real sympathy for is when someone said we should apologize after headbutting her to keep her from charging into that sub. And the entire thread told him to shut up. But something changed after we told her off a little after that. The first thing we ever did for her as something other than her subordinate, giving her that watch, was because of that. Things just sort of spiraled from there.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:51 No.18693592
    I'm not saying that the way it's gone isn't understandable, just that I think it could have gone much better, and am disappointed that it didn't.
    >> Writefag no 2 04/13/12(Fri)03:53 No.18693601
    Okay, because pastebin appears to have eaten Session 4 for some reason, here's the paste for it reloaded:

    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:55 No.18693627
    for all the retard autism that MC has gone through, and especially given PF's penchant for dropping PLOT at either inconvenient or annoying times, personally I don't think it could have gone much "better" and still have been realistic. Sigh, if spoilers worked on /tg/, I'd explain myself, but let it stand that I usually browse /a/, and the reason I think this is the same reason why i think some tsunderes are great and some are absolutely shitty

    I just want to save the elegan/tg/enlemen from reading my rant
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:56 No.18693632
    I do remember people liking her early on, but like >>18693533 said, we shouldn't try to impute motives to other posters. We can't know for sure, and it doesn't matter anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)03:57 No.18693644
    I'll thank you for showing restraint, and just say that I definitely agree that PF is a big part of why things didn't go differently.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)04:00 No.18693682
    even though i'd consider /a/ my main board, I used to play Imperial Guard back in 4 Ed (before I went to college) and occasionally browse /tg/ because ya'll usually have intriguing threads...it's how I found SWQ actually. I'd hate to ruin that for the people who browse only /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)04:02 No.18693704
    Guys, we're at about 1075 posts here. No one's reading this shit who isn't already here.
    That said, you still shouldn't post it. It's 4 in the morning here. Y'all should go to bed.
    >> Anonymous 04/13/12(Fri)04:04 No.18693721
    >red bull
    i wont be asleep for another hour or 2...that said, you're correct though...

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