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    46 KB ARMORED CORE QUEST: MOJAVE NOON AC-Guy 04/11/12(Wed)23:41 No.18674793  
    >Previous threads here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=AC%20Quest

    >Keeping the streak alive, bitches.

    You are MOOCH, an AC pilot currently working as overwatch and support for the Core Pilot's Corps watching over Hope's refugees.

    More currently, you're running from goons in a core you stole from your father, hid for three years in his own secret base, and then stole again. They are after you, and you try to contact your team of ethical THUGS. You need THUGS to counteract their GOON capabilities.

    You call your base.....
    >> AC-Guy 04/11/12(Wed)23:45 No.18674848

    You are ALEX RASTON.

    And you're currently wondering who the hell is calling the hanger at this time of night. You were JUST about to go join Elsie in bed.....


    "Hey Alex, need some help."

    Ah, it's Mooch. You wonder why he's not here. Then you wonder why you should help him, mother-fucker shot you with a Dart gun.

    [ ] See what he needs.
    [ ] Hang up.
    [ ] "You have reached the New Hope Hanger, please leave you message after the tone. BOOOP."
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:46 No.18674871
    See what he needs in a passive-aggressive way.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 04/11/12(Wed)23:47 No.18674882
    Finally caught an AC Quest. Awesome.

    [X] See what he needs

    Keep it up AC guy you're a hero!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:49 No.18674917
    See what he needs, Mooch may be crazy and deranged, and he did shoot us with a tranq gun.

    But he's there when we need him, and if it's a problem he needs help to solve there is some shit going down.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:49 No.18674920
    [x] See what he needs.
    Because it's either a real emergency, or it's about to become a real emergency due to one of his schemes.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/11/12(Wed)23:50 No.18674946
    >See what I need.
    You never know man.

    Could be fighting zombies.
    I would definitely call you first if zombies could pilot Cores.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:56 No.18675047
    sure let's see what the cock needs being sarcastic all the time wouldn't hurt either.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:57 No.18675060
    See what he needs, he needs to be within punching distance after all.
    >> AC-Guy 04/11/12(Wed)23:57 No.18675066
    "What is it Mooch?"

    "You seem less than enthusiastic."

    "That's because last time we saw each other you shot me with a fucking dart gun because I interrupted your 'brooding'."

    "Oh I uh... I guess I did do that."

    "Alright, if this isn't an emergency, I'm hanging up the phone."

    "OH. RIGHT. Yeah, it's serious. You want the short version, or the long version?"

    "Go with the short version."

    "Alright, well, my Dad's an evil crime lord and I stole a core from him. And-"

    "You just STOLE a core from the MOB!?"

    "Dude, this was years ago. Anyway, I got it back, but now I'm going to be ambushed by goons. I need you guys to come help me out-thug the Goon squad."

    ".... Alright, start over, and give me the long version."

    A female voice cuts in "You really are terrible at explaining things."

    "Who the hell is that?"

    "Oh. That's just my core."


    "Look Alex, I'm sending you coordinates to where my escape tunnel ends. I would really appreciate it if you guys didn't leave me to die in the desert."
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:59 No.18675094
    Mooch, we're going to save your ass, and then we are all going to tie you to a chair and stare you down until you tell us the full story.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:00 No.18675115
    Wake everyone up, contact Raven's Nest so they don't intercept us, go save Mooch.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:01 No.18675120
    Seconding this, then waking up our squad.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)00:01 No.18675133
    Dont worry, ask me enough times and I'll just scream it at you.
    >> Shao 04/12/12(Thu)00:03 No.18675167
    Hence the staring
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:03 No.18675169
    Welp, I'd love to say I'm terribly surprised an- wait no thats it exactly what I'm am. We'll be there but an explanation afterwards like a calm and rational individual would be nice.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)00:04 No.18675187

    The line goes dead.

    After about ten seconds of silent fuming, you hit the general alert and start the process of having the Cores loaded up on the carrier.

    You call home. A few rings later, your mother answers it. "Hello?" She answers groggily.

    "Mom. Could you wake Ari up and ask her to come down to the hanger?"

    She seems more alert now. "Why? What's going on?"

    "Not sure. Mooch just called in and said he was about to walk into an ambush, so I sounded the general alarm."


    "Shit, I never introduced you? He's part of our team. I'll explain later, Ari knows him."

    "Alright.... Alex, be careful."

    "No promises."

    Laurie's the first to arrive. "Hey Alex, what's going on?"

    "Not sure. Mooch called and said he was about to get into a core fight, needed back-up. Help me get these things loaded."

    Soon the rest of your team arrives, with your sister coming through the door at the last minute. "Hey." She starts, obviously concerned "Mooch is in trouble?"

    "Apparently. You listened to what he taught you when it comes to support?"


    "Good, because you're running over-watch. Get on the carrier, we're headed out."
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)00:08 No.18675259
    ....Don't scratch the paint!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:09 No.18675264
    Dis gun be gud
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:10 No.18675295
    *Hangar. Sorry, I just keep getting visuals of a giant coathanger for AC's
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:14 No.18675359
    >Out-Thug the Goon Squad

    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)00:15 No.18675377
    >They are after you, and you try to contact your team of ethical THUGS. You need THUGS to counteract their GOON capabilities.

    AHhh thinking everyone is my thugs.
    >Mooch lyfe.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:21 No.18675467
    Hopefully we don't run into any armies of MOOKS or BRUTES along the way.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:22 No.18675483
    Maybe we should call upon some loyal henchmen, or minions?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:24 No.18675508
    Do we even have any of those? I think we're Alex atm, and I don't know what his minion status is.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)00:32 No.18675647

    >Dave would be a loyal Henchmen.
    >I think Alex is more of a Minion right now, due to the fact hes currently mad that I shot him with a dart gun.
    >Its his fault really...he interupted my brooding and was going to kill my Henchmen..
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)00:34 No.18675667
    You are MOOCH.

    You take a moment to run a diagnostic on your core.


    Icarus Head: Sensor rating 10
    Crusader [Torso]: AP 45, KE resistance 15%.
    Cayman-3s [Arms]: SPECIAL (able to equip one PRIMARY arm in place of both SECONDARIES.)
    A-10sabb [Legs]: AP 25, SPECIAL (Able to equip one SHOULDER type reserve to leggin)


    Right arm (Primary): Gypsy CHAIN GUN [KE Damage]: DR 4-3, AMMO 10 (Current, depleted)

    Left Arm (Primary): GUARDIAN [Plasma]: DR 10-2, AMMO 5 (Current, depleted)

    Reserve: Highlander [Physical Blade]: DR 12, SPECIAL (Due to arms, Reserve weapon can swap with either arm's equipped part as a swift action).

    SHOULDER 1: Beam Cannon: DR12/2
    SHOULDER 2: HS Missiles: DR 10, AMMO 3. (Current, Depleted)
    SHOULDER 3/LEGS: Scatter Rockets: DR 10, AMMO 2 (Current, Depleted)
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:36 No.18675702
    Well, get the Highlander out as ammoless weapons aren't useful to us. We've got a sword and a beam cannon, let's rock.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:38 No.18675722
    Double check system integrity. A lot of shit can break after 3 years with no maintenance.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)00:38 No.18675731

    >Not enough Dakka....
    >Damnit father, why didn't you make this thing outta MACHINE GUNS again?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:39 No.18675737

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:39 No.18675744
    I just can't help but think it needs more chain guns. Legs should be chain guns, missles haha naw chain guns plasma okay you can stay but thats just because you don't need to be refilled.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:40 No.18675760
    See wisdom. Or replace chain guns with bazookas.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:40 No.18675763
    I think the more pressing question is "Can we fork her?"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:40 No.18675776
    ...still married.
    >> Shao 04/12/12(Thu)00:41 No.18675785
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:42 No.18675808
    Fork, anon, not fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:42 No.18675817
    It's a software joke.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:43 No.18675824
    He never specified that the person he is married to isn't an AI.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)00:44 No.18675850

    >Note about Melee arms: The three main ones act like a Rock-Paper-Scissors trump to each other.

    >Physical Blades can be destroyed by Laser Blades, but are able to block/parry Heat Rods.

    >Heat rods tell laser swords to go fuck themselves, and Laser Swords are the most compact.


    >The Ammo counts are current, but lower than normal, hence 'depleted'. If you were out, I would say 'empty'.


    >Systems are fine. On the meta, I'm introducing WAAAAY to much experimental stuff to add failure rate statistics.


    >Because while all chain guns and missiles is funny, against someone with a load-out with Dave's (Light, fast, high KE resistance, HEAT RODS) your life span would be measured in SECONDS.

    >Mooch knows this, as did his Father. That's why it was designed in this fashion, instead of like an ass-hat.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)00:50 No.18675921

    >In reply to that...

    >Energy machineguns.
    >Or chemical Chainguns, Could put chemical heat rounds in those things.
    >OR EVEN MORE ME LIKE. CHAFF ROUNDS, Lets shoot you with a chaingun that makes you blind.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:51 No.18675941
    Sorry I'm thinking of 4 for answer where my go to AC was two bazookas a plasma shoulder and jet legs. Seriously though whats wrong with double bazookas for AC v AC combat?
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)00:52 No.18675948

    >None of those exist.

    >You can already rapid-fire some energy guns, and the chemical gun is actually completely impossible.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)00:53 No.18675969

    >If they're fast moving? They can side step it, since the bazookas fire only in a straight line.

    >BRB, dinner.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)00:59 No.18676064
    > you do realize that the H.E.A.T. cannon from V uses artillery shells right? Its a chemical weapon, Much like your Pile Drivers.

    >It is classified as a CE weapon, Chemical Energy.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:08 No.18676205
    Alright, so, now that diagnostic's run, what's next? We didn't get a choice so are we just waiting for a second?
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)01:13 No.18676268

    >That cannon wasn't a chain gun. Also fuck chemical weapons.

    >You know what the best part about making a game like this is? Throwing out all the stupid shit you and everyone else hates.

    >lol chain-guns being the solution to everything? Fuck that. No improvised weapons? Fuck you, I'm working on it now. CE? Pointless, and kinda weird sounding. Will either be DRAMATICALLY reworked, or removed entirely.


    >Just ate dinner. Need a minute, then we;ll move onto the next bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:17 No.18676320
    Take your time. Also sorry didn't mean to imply that chain guns were be all end all, I rarely use them unless I know I facing a guy using missle spam. Bazookas on the other hand (shuting up now).
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)01:19 No.18676344
    I use two chainguns. An Energy rifle, a lightweight frame, and a Physical blade.

    Im pretty much SPEED, and BULLETS built
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)01:22 No.18676383

    >Dude, fucking talk parts all you want.

    >I like hearing other people's takes.


    >That's almost exactly what you have right now, except you have missile spam instead of a second chain-gun.

    >Why were you bitching about the build again?
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)01:24 No.18676403
    > I wasn't.
    >I'm merely suggesting more bullets.

    >Note to self, Apply more dakka to AC later.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:25 No.18676409
    Not bitching man, just saying replace missles for another chaingun sorry if it came across otherwise though.
    >> Shao 04/12/12(Thu)01:26 No.18676427
    he was talking to mooch on that one
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:28 No.18676449
    Had a friend who used an AC that was MISSLES EVERYWHERE, within the first minute the match was over one way or another because either he was out of missles and therefore fucked or the other guy was dead. Usually it was the later. I'm always fond of the High risk build where if you miss with so much as a single shot you're done. In any game with dice on the other hand I've long since learned that you need as many dice as possible because I went an entire year without rolling above 10 on a d20 on combat. Never again, dice pools from now on.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)01:33 No.18676498

    >Dice pools.

    >Fist BUMP.

    >I fucking love dice-pools, to the point where I'm considering switching this quest to them.

    >In fact, I might do that in one thread, as an experiment, since I'm apparently building an entire SYSTEM, not just running a quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:35 No.18676525
    I liked my build for Strayed in Ac:fA.
    The machinegun arms were kickass in that game, and then I stuck a high-power plasma cannon on the left shoulder.
    On an ultralight frame.
    With a heavyweight generator.

    Hold down right weapon fire and boost.
    Mash left weapon fire and quick boost.

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:35 No.18676526
    I have to say I have been unimpressed by certain rolls and their outcomes in the quest every now and then. I was thinking maybe instead of the first guy to post a roll to roll for us, we take the first three rolls and average them? That way that one guy who rolls the 1 doesn't bite it for us when the next rolls are respectable 14 and 17s or something.

    Just my take.

    Totally not a /tg/-er by breed by the way, /v/isitor with an unsatisfied love for Armored Core because no other game sexed me like AC2 sexed me during my childhood.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:36 No.18676534
    YES please do. Remeber Lord quest? switched over to dice pools and suddenly awsome. Might want to test it out first see how everyone finds it. Also If you need a hand to crunch weapons and what not more then happy to help.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:36 No.18676536
    I personally go dual blade with a quad-leg and and high en output, virtually impossible to escape.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:38 No.18676550
    I like the idea of dice pools, it's more consistent which is good due to our rolls not really representing how good we're supposed to be. That or averaging from the first couple rolls.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:38 No.18676551
    That is how tabletop works though. You can't just do an ok job at everything or it gets boring.

    I like this quest in part because AC-Guy is generally merciless with the dice, which is a rare quality in a quest gm.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:38 No.18676554
    Did anyone ever use or know someone who used the shot guns? Never worked for me.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)01:39 No.18676566

    >I'm thinking that tomorrow I'll do a system crunch thread instead of the quest.

    >Yay or neigh? Either way, we've gotten sidetracked enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:40 No.18676574
    Sounds like a plan, I'm interested in the system and want to see it become a real thing usable by all.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:40 No.18676575
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    rolled 1 = 1

    DICE POOLS PIC RELATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Honestly, I say at least try it out. Dice pools tend to show greater increase in performance as skill goes up, which is always good IMHO.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:40 No.18676577
    I'll leave it up to you. However, I'd like to get back on track tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:41 No.18676584
    rolled 4 = 4

    Sounds cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:41 No.18676587
    There is that but on the other hand its can lead to situations like Nineball killing us in the prologue. Dice pools are good because they allow for wacky shenanigans without horribly stupid moments of either being overpowered beyond belief or vice versa.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:41 No.18676590
    I've never actually played AC, but this system seems to be exactly what I would want out of a Giant Mech tabletop game.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:46 No.18676655
    But then we don't get Dave killing a guy 8 times with one punch either.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:47 No.18676672
    Well if we still have the exploding die mechanic sure we can. Remember Grendel?
    >waiting for AC-Guys next post
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:49 No.18676706
    Oh man, my AC's were horrible. I always went heavy tread legs, with dual chainguns and then as many Missiles as I could fit onto it. it always did pretty well until I hit a certain mission, which in AC4A was the White Glint mission, and could never beat it. Tried other styles, but just couldn't get away from my gun boat of a Core.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:49 No.18676707
    Grendel is a cool story but also likely exaggerated, if not entirely fabricated.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)01:50 No.18676709
    You hit the end of the tunnel, and take off into the pre-dawn desert.

    Looking at your Radar, you confirm three contacts closing in from behind. You slow down just enough for you to catch them on the long range scanner.

    The first one looks like an even lighter build than yours, and seem to be packing some sort of whip-like weapons. You mentally designate him as Goon 1.

    The next one, following close behind, has some sort of modified shot-gun, anti-lock chaff, and some HEAVY boosters. He is Goon 2 in your mind, now and forever.

    The last of the trio breaks the pattern by having tank treads, and one of the biggest guns you've ever seen on his back. He's also carrying a pair of mid-range grenade launchers.

    >Give me a TACTICS roll, target 70.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:51 No.18676721
    When this is all over, we need a us being a dick playthrough.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:51 No.18676725
    rolled 29 = 29

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:51 No.18676727
    rolled 17 = 17

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:52 No.18676735
    rolled 63 = 63

    Well they have two meant for close up stuff and one with lotsa guns, but he ought to be slow. Keep on getting distance, we slow down to engage we might get grappled by whips or have a shotgun in our face. Lead them to our Thugs who hopefully have set up a crossfire by now to shred the light ones.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:56 No.18676784
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)01:57 No.18676808

    It's a snatch and grab. They're shooting for a mobility kill. The one with the whip is clearly meant to take a few blows and hold you while the one with the modified shot-gun, which you now realize has some sort of Electric....

    Fuck. One's going to grab you, and the other's going to zap you until it fires the AI core. The third man is the nuclear option in case they decide he plan's too risky. That gun looks almost big enough to cut through a Carrier.

    Smart way to play it would be to keep the other two close, and let the THINK they're going to win eventually. As long as they see their success as probable, they won't scrub the kidnapping and kill you.

    If you can keep them busy long enough for your team to arrive......

    >give me a d20.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)01:58 No.18676821
    rolled 27 = 27


    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:58 No.18676830
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)01:58 No.18676831
    rolled 19 = 19

    D 20
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:58 No.18676833
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:59 No.18676834
    rolled 14 = 14

    /tg/ dice didn't fail an obscenely easy roll?
    This is a new experience for AC-Quest
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:59 No.18676836
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:59 No.18676844
    rolled 86 = 86

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:00 No.18676856
    Ah balls...we go for low on d20s, right? Right?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:00 No.18676867
    >> Shao 04/12/12(Thu)02:00 No.18676868
    Too slow Impossible man
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:01 No.18676878
    rolled 12 = 12


    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:04 No.18676911
    >86 on a d20 roll

    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)02:06 No.18676933
    rolled 4 = 4


    Yep, totally am Bro. Thank god too.

    Needed lows.
    I roll incredibly HIGH.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)02:06 No.18676941

    >I just choked on my water.

    >It went down the wrong tube and then I puked.

    >Congratulations, I didn't know that was possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:08 No.18676963

    That would be entirely my fault. The roll, that is.

    Sorry about that.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:09 No.18676965
    Dang. We missed killing the gm by one or two degrees.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:09 No.18676971
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    oh god i nearly killed ac guy

    note to self

    be less funny
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:17 No.18677051
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    Here you go. Only two bajillion hours in MSPaint.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:31 No.18677250
    Uhh maybe it wasn't so much 'nearly' killed him after all...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:32 No.18677259
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)02:33 No.18677278
    rolled 20 = 20

    >AC guys dead.
    >Time for plan b
    >If he doesn't reply in another 30 minutes.

    >P.S. this will probably make him come back from the dead and post his rage of me trying to take over.
    >p.s.s This totally isn't part of my plan I swear.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:34 No.18677283
    He did say he puked. No one EVER feels 100% right after puking.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:34 No.18677285
    Nah he's still postin in MSQ
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)02:34 No.18677288

    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)02:41 No.18677366
    rolled 37 = 37

    >Hey guys, I'm alive and fine.

    >I just got through what was puking, couching and chocking a fit so intense, I nearly passed out. And maybe had a little bit of a seizure.

    >But I'm fine-ish now. I just need a lil bit to re-collect myself.

    >Sorry bout that guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:43 No.18677386
    Take your time man.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)02:43 No.18677396
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    >Told you my plan would work guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:44 No.18677408
    We've been over this, don't die and make us lose an awsome quest. Also remember that tube is for breathing not for drinking.
    >> Natural 86 04/12/12(Thu)02:45 No.18677418

    Again, that was pretty much entirely my fault.

    So... Sorry, again.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)02:46 No.18677432

    Should keep that as your Name forever.

    Thats one hell of a story you'll be able to tell.
    >Yeah I almost killed my GM to get this name, I DESERVE TO BE CALLED BY IT.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:47 No.18677442
    rolled 4 = 4

    Put a trip on that shit and keep it forever. You have earned it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:48 No.18677452
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    Jesus fuck I am never commenting on stupid dice rolls again
    >> Natural 86 04/12/12(Thu)02:49 No.18677464

    Not gonna lie, I like that idea. I like it a lot.

    How do I go about the process of tripfagging?
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)02:50 No.18677470

    ##(Enter your password) <-Like that
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:53 No.18677515

    >> Natural 86 04/12/12(Thu)02:56 No.18677540

    So put ## next to my name, and then a password?
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)02:56 No.18677546
    YEP, all in one line.
    No spaces
    >> Natural 86 04/12/12(Thu)03:02 No.18677608

    Should there be a space between my name and the ##?
    >> Gloquenteentleman !yVrZbEGJ8A 04/12/12(Thu)03:05 No.18677622
    rolled 55 = 55

    well the way mine is, it's Gloquenteentleman # password
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)03:12 No.18677693
    Alright, let's see if this works...
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)03:14 No.18677710

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:16 No.18677737

    >Note to self, add MSV-86 to list of generic sounding part names for the next batch I go to stat up.

    >Also, feeling a bit better, will continue in a little bit.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)03:19 No.18677768

    >Where did my name-tag go....
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:20 No.18677772
    Forgot to namefag up after posting in MSQ?
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)03:21 No.18677794

    >Actually no, I only made acouple of posts there, under my own name that I kept forgetting to turn off.

    >Mostly lurking his threads, now that I'm bust running this.

    >I kinda regret that. I miss being Negayate....
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)03:29 No.18677860
    >ALRIGHT THEN. I'm going to see if I can at least finish this fight scene before I need to end the thread and get sleep.

    >Due to expediency, I'll take Mooch's roll instead of the first one. Even though I kinda feel like I'm cheating you guys out of your cool fight-scene a bit.

    You contact the carrier. Luckily they were able to scramble quickly and are making good time, synching up while mobile. They'll be here in just couple minutes.

    Survive that long, and you're golden. Surviving that long is the challenge.

    >Game terms: SURVIVE THREE ROUNDS.

    >Give me a d100 roll, and then vote on the following list of actions.

    [ ] Attack Goon 1
    [ ] Attack Goon 2
    [ ] Charge Goon Cannon
    [ ] Keep distance, play defensive.
    [ ] CRAZY IVAN.
    >> Gloquenteentleman !yVrZbEGJ8A 04/12/12(Thu)03:31 No.18677872
    rolled 66 = 66

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:31 No.18677879
    ...I don't know how to roll dice but [X] CRAZY IVAN because it's hilarious
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:31 No.18677884
    rolled 31 = 31

    Keep distance, play defensive.

    We can't take them three on one, we keep distance we might be able to separate them and have better odds.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)03:31 No.18677886
    rolled 82 = 82


    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:32 No.18677887
    rolled 76 = 76

    Charge Goon Cannon. It's the most dangerous right now and we probably don't want it around when back up arrives.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:32 No.18677890
    >[x] CRAZY IVAN.
    It works for SWQ it can work for us.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)03:32 No.18677894
    crazy ivan

    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)03:33 No.18677902
    rolled 100 = 100


    Thats also my roll
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:34 No.18677911
    um jesus fuck mooch
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:34 No.18677914
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:35 No.18677925
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    just stop
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)03:36 No.18677929

    >Suddenly the core turns into venomous spiders.

    >And they hunger.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:36 No.18677933

    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)03:36 No.18677937
    rolled 75 = 75


    ...Mooch, you are a man-shaped ball of crazy and awesome.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)03:36 No.18677938
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    >roll nat 100

    Do I win a prize??
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)03:36 No.18677940

    >I only take the first rolls anyway.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)03:37 No.18677944
    rolled 63 = 63


    ...Mooch, you are a man-shaped ball of crazy and awesome.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)03:37 No.18677950
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:39 No.18677958
    >works for SWQ
    >CRAZY IVAN was the basis for the idea to leap off of the castle and attempt to basejump with a parachute

    Sure does.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)03:39 No.18677964
    rolled 89 = 89


    ...How the hell did that happen?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:40 No.18677967
    >works for SWQ
    >CRAZY IVAN was the basis for the idea to leap off of the castle and attempt to basejump off a castle tower in order to avoid ADULT CONVERSATION

    Sure does.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:41 No.18677975
    If we ever need to roll high, we're letting you roll first.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:42 No.18677986
    Broke through the serious mood like pretty much nothing else could have.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)03:44 No.18678011
    Thinking fast, you ask your core "Hey, do you still have a copy of my CI drivers?"

    "Yes. Do you have a plan?"

    "Are you fucking kidding me? I never have a plan. If you ever find out what I'm up to, let me know."

    You open up your specialized counter intelligence package and realize that you also left something else here. Almost a terabyte of music.

    Since what they're planning clearly requires a lot of coordination.... There. You've found their encrypted comms. Next you've recorded all their back-up lines, in case one of them gets cracked. Then your core adds a back-door allowing you this access anytime you're in range.

    Doesn't help with them having weapons....

    .... but it DOES give you complete control over what they hear, you muse as you pop into their voice channel.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:48 No.18678045
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:48 No.18678047
    rolled 5 = 5

    Almost broke the sound barrier on *that* one!
    You're tuned to Mooch Music Radio, and we're gonna be here playing wonderful music for you all day!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:49 No.18678050
    What kind of music do we have in there?

    Anything Psychological Warfare tier? Levan Polkka? Caramell Dansen?
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)03:50 No.18678061

    "-Then we hit him lo-"

    "HELLOOOO Los Vegas! You are listening to K-M-O-C-H K-Mooch radio. Caller one, what's your name?"

    "-The Fuck?"

    "Wow. You must've had some really unloving parents. For a consolation prize for the rest of your life, how about I let you pick the next song on our list? We have ALL THE HITS OF THE 80's, and we're bringing the beat ALL NIGHT LONG!"

    "Now listen here you little shi-"

    "Oh damn, looks like he dropped the line. Also suffering from a nasty case of Turrets it seems. Sounds like he needs some help from a doctor.... Doctor Beat."

    The music starts. Their rage and anguish audible only to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:52 No.18678077
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)03:52 No.18678079
    rolled 26 = 26


    They make their counter move, with the wire guy rushing you first like you thought.

    >Beat my roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:53 No.18678091
    rolled 95 = 95

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:53 No.18678092
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:54 No.18678096
    rolled 18 = 18

    Balls, missiles?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:54 No.18678097
    We ded now
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:54 No.18678099
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    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)03:54 No.18678100
    rolled 72 = 72

    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)03:55 No.18678105
    Hey guys what's going on in this-

    Oh lordie!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:55 No.18678112
    rolled 55 = 55

    A 26? Really? Unless this roll is fabulous, it ain't gonna happen.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)03:57 No.18678130
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    Hey uh AC guy..

    Remember how we were talkin bout them dice pools.

    There is no way...In hell....we're ever gonna survive this quest...

    Good bye mooch,

    You are going to die due to THE DICE GODS.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:57 No.18678133
    rolled 90 = 90


    We really need dice pools, or best of the first two/three rolls, or this quest is going to end real quick.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)03:59 No.18678154
    rolled 5 = 5


    You see the wired coming, and try to dodge.

    Turns out when you hear the beat, you can't control your feet. The irony is staggering.

    As they begin to wrap around you, you begin to wish your synch ratio wasn't quiet so high.


    You see the guy with the gun coming. He's saying something about making you listen to Micheal Bolton when he fishes you out of your core.

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:59 No.18678166

    Welp! We're fucked.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:00 No.18678173
    rolled 81 = 81

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:00 No.18678174
    pfffff hahaha
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:00 No.18678175
    rolled 78 = 78

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:00 No.18678179
    A 5?!
    A FUCKING 5?!
    >> Gloquenteentleman !yVrZbEGJ8A 04/12/12(Thu)04:00 No.18678181
    rolled 5 = 5

    where is his oh shit button
    god knows Mooch built an oh shit button
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:00 No.18678182
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    > 5
    >Beat my roll
    >You sir, are one with the dice gods.

    >We...are not.

    >Pic totally related
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:01 No.18678183
    rolled 68 = 68


    C'mon baby...
    >> Gloquenteentleman !yVrZbEGJ8A 04/12/12(Thu)04:01 No.18678188
    rolled 28 = 28

    well fuck me, that is just too damn retarded, oh well
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:01 No.18678191
    >and even then, we would have TIED him
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:02 No.18678197
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    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:02 No.18678200
    rolled 34 = 34

    >trusting low noko rolls
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:02 No.18678203

    >Alright, where the hell are those images from.
    >> Gloquenteentleman !yVrZbEGJ8A 04/12/12(Thu)04:02 No.18678208
    rolled 26 = 26

    I know, Ac-guy, I must say, you should participate in Commander Quest, we could use a guy with your rolls. They have me, but I just lurk most of the time.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)04:03 No.18678209


    I guess Mooch is gonna get bad-touched.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:03 No.18678214
    rolled 8 = 8



    game over guys...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:04 No.18678220
    Guess we should start planning the Mooch Retrieval Arc.
    Hope you guys like driving through badly looped desert backgrounds while talking about synch scores!
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:04 No.18678226

    >I do terrible things to probability.


    >Man, I've ASKED and he hasn't told me. And I know him in real life.
    >> Gloquenteentleman !yVrZbEGJ8A 04/12/12(Thu)04:04 No.18678230
    rolled 26 = 26

    meh, you could say I'm not rolling them for real, but I assure you, it gets pants on head retarded even if I did, just go read through the archives of the original Dragon Quest and Commander Quest, it's never an issue of me always or only rolling low when we need it, it just happens. I'm too lazy to change it anyways.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:06 No.18678245
    What images? That Tales of Vesperia one there?
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:07 No.18678249
    rolled 3, 7 = 10

    You see the guy line up the shot. You hit the thrusters.... And he easily compensates.

    "This... this will hurt."

    And you were right.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:07 No.18678254
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    rolled 12 = 12


    Its a trade secret~
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:08 No.18678261
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    It's Rita Mordio from Tales of Vesperia guys.
    Even if you didn't know that, you just do a reverse image search.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:08 No.18678263


    >He's been using those FOREVER on Skype and shit.

    >Hold on, I'm googling this.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:09 No.18678274

    >I have 4chanx. It keeps giving me nothing but gay porn when I click the button for reverse search.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)04:09 No.18678275
    wow, everybodies dice are rolling on their own
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:09 No.18678277
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    You sir, Are now on the zombie list~~~
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:11 No.18678293
    You've got some weird google search history messing with your results or something bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:11 No.18678296
    Oh yeah, I'm real scared!
    Seriously, how have you people not played Tales of Vesperia?
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:13 No.18678315

    >Man, I don't even know anymore.

    I don't even use search engines anymore, I just KNOW my ay around the internet. Google always fucks with me.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)04:15 No.18678328

    Personally, I just haven't been able to get ahold of a copy.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:16 No.18678340
    Great now I'm going to have to replay it......again.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:17 No.18678342

    You feel it a lot, but luckily it doesn't look like it damaged anything too critical.

    You move.

    [ ] Feign death, try and surprise them.
    [ ] All of the missiles at the guy holding you.
    [ ] Break lose, draw your sword.
    [ ] Break loose, try and outrun them to your team.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:17 No.18678345
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    Try harder, it's worth it.
    By the way, you guys aren't actually pathetic.
    And Mooch, I apologize for blowing your secret.
    Have the schematics for a Cloudkill landmine, as my twisted form of apology.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:18 No.18678354
    >[x] Break lose, draw your sword.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:18 No.18678356
    [x] Feign death, try and surprise them.
    Hopefully we won't have to beat AC-Guy's godly rolls.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:18 No.18678357
    MISSILES! Scatter and HS just for good measure. THEN RUN!!
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:18 No.18678359

    >I need some good RPGs, I might lose internet for a while in the near-ish future.

    >I'll look into it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:19 No.18678365
    rolled 40 = 40


    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:20 No.18678373
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    Your apology sir...It is accepted.

    Secrets out.

    IMA fanboi.
    >> Gloquenteentleman !yVrZbEGJ8A 04/12/12(Thu)04:21 No.18678377
    rolled 9 = 9

    I was always a missile spammer in AC 4A, just for the lulz, so here it is, I'm heading to bed though, good thread Ac-guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:21 No.18678378
    rolled 52 = 52

    break loose keep running
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:21 No.18678382
    Well she *is* awesome.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)04:22 No.18678391
    rolled 62 = 62


    Everything can possibly go wrong, but seconding anyway.

    Captcha: cyatin sword
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)04:22 No.18678392

    [X] Feign death, try and surprise them.]

    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:23 No.18678401
    Indeed she is
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:25 No.18678414
    >Faking death?
    >Roll me a bluff check.

    >Target 50.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:26 No.18678428
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)04:27 No.18678432
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:27 No.18678435
    rolled 68 = 68

    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:27 No.18678437
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    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)04:27 No.18678438
    rolled 78 = 78


    Well allrighty then.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:27 No.18678439
    now the dice is just fucking with us.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:28 No.18678445
    rolled 27 = 27


    Haha oh wow.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)04:28 No.18678450
    rolled 49 = 49



    I think we just have to face facts....

    Mooch is clearly not as awesome as Dave.


    sorry dude, they tried
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:30 No.18678465
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    ...Not as aweosme as....

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:31 No.18678474
    I don't think this quest runs on Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann logic.
    Unless your name is dave.
    Then it does because HOLY SHIT DAVE!, but still.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:31 No.18678477
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    rolled 85 = 85

    HERE WE GO!!!
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)04:32 No.18678486

    oh hey look, under 50
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:32 No.18678488
    I guess...maybe it does?
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:33 No.18678494
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    rolled 2 = 2


    Im out...
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)04:33 No.18678498
    rolled 63 = 63


    Well that was anticlimactic.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:34 No.18678499
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:35 No.18678513
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    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:35 No.18678515
    rolled 3 = 3

    "Did... did we get him?"

    "Comms are back up, so maybe it worked."

    "Fuck, they took out my jammers?"


    Wait, they... you said that out LOAD!?!?


    >beat my roll by ten.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:36 No.18678523
    rolled 28 = 28


    If low then impossible
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:36 No.18678527
    rolled 1, 10 = 11


    >Never mind.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:37 No.18678530
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    AC guy that's not mathematically POSSIBLE
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:37 No.18678531
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    You DO realize that's a physical impossibility right now, right?
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:37 No.18678538
    rolled 7 = 7


    >OH LOOK, A TEN.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:38 No.18678543
    OK this is starting to delve into bullshit territory.

    I know it's not AC Guy's fault, but come on.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:38 No.18678546

    There goes the Weiss Nacht....

    and my heart.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:39 No.18678549
    AC-Guy, we are moving to dice pools, ASAP, this while nobodies fault is just plain depressing to watch. I mean dear god, Mooch won't even have a shiny new mech after this.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:39 No.18678550
    rolled 93 = 93

    So all we need to do is roll a one huh.........
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:41 No.18678560
    rolled 5 = 5


    >On the bright side, maybe you won't die. Maybe you'll just have to live the rest of your life in intense pain.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:41 No.18678564
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    > supposed to be best pilot on team.
    > Guess not.

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:42 No.18678570
    The best pilot on the team is the one who isn't rolled for by /tg/.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)04:43 No.18678575
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    rolled 91 = 91

    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:43 No.18678580
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    "Rule number 164
    If crippled to the point of, Vegitible, Legless, Armless, Handless, Noseless, Eyeless, Immense pain constnatly, Unable to walk, unable to walk on HANDS, unable to Break dance.
    Immedatly take 12 gauge shotgun to brain.
    your classified as Zombie bait."

    Just letting everyone know that.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:44 No.18678583
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    Oh stop moping like a baby!
    It's pathetic, I mean really now!
    What are you, four?!
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)04:45 No.18678587

    heh, never seen an AC commit suicide before
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)04:45 No.18678591
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    rolled 89 = 89


    I have all of one reaction image, and yet it's perfect for this situation.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:46 No.18678596
    rolled 2 = 2

    Your world spins, then you hea a voice.

    "Matt? Mooch! Can you hear me?"

    "Gah, jeez, five more minutes mom."

    "This isn't your mother, this is your Core. Get UP."

    "How long was I out?"

    "Only a couple seconds. Listen, you're out of practice, and if you take another hit like that you're going to have a heart attack. I engaged some safeties and locked your synch at 50, but you need to MOVE."

    [ ] Attack.
    [ ] Run.


    >To be fair, you haven't been in the cockpit for over a year.

    >Also, you still have like 20 health.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:47 No.18678600
    Get the hell out of there.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:49 No.18678605
    Fuck it.
    We're doing this MY way.

    (Horrible Idea I know)
    >Charge them with Everything.
    >Charge right past.
    >When past, Turn
    >DO this till you run out of energy.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)04:49 No.18678606
         File: 1334220548.jpg-(32 KB, 854x480, eva-2-22-13031-mari-the-beast.jpg)
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    rolled 13 = 13


    hey maybe THIS is when fortune smiles at us

    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:49 No.18678611

    >Ignore the dice. I keep fucking forgetting....
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:49 No.18678612
         File: 1334220585.jpg-(1.95 MB, 2538x3497, Asuka Badass.jpg)
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    Momma is with us!
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)04:49 No.18678613
    rolled 72 = 72


    Run like hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:50 No.18678617
    rolled 62 = 62

    Nice roll, lets use this.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:51 No.18678622
    >Roll to attack.
    >Roll low.
    >Roll to run.
    >Roll high.

    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:51 No.18678625
         File: 1334220715.jpg-(25 KB, 470x150, MATTS RAPE FACE.jpg)
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    one sec...lemme put my RAPE FACE ON!

    (Because theres one Mooch Ac guy cant role play, And thats HIS SERIOUS MODE)
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:52 No.18678630
         File: 1334220742.png-(826 KB, 731x727, Asuka Gives No Fucks.png)
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    You're a bitch, but it's not like I care that you stole my Unit-02 and then went and broke it. I mean it's not like piloting is my whole life or anything. Slut. Just stay away from Kaji!
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:53 No.18678640
    We can run and attack

    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)04:55 No.18678653
         File: 1334220915.jpg-(361 KB, 960x1280, Mari_Illustrious_Makinami_by_y(...).jpg)
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    rolled 32 = 32


    awww I'm sure we can be friends, you smell good, not like that ikari kid though.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)04:55 No.18678657
    rolled 53 = 53

    "Fuck this." You growl.

    Your core stand back up.

    "Oh what the FUCK. Stay Dead!"

    >Beat my roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:55 No.18678662
    rolled 58 = 58

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:56 No.18678671
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:57 No.18678674
    rolled 23 = 23

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:57 No.18678675
    rolled 77 = 77

    Bet you all ten internets if AC Guy switched to a high roll beating system we'd be rolling low all day every day.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)04:57 No.18678677
    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:57 No.18678678
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)04:57 No.18678686
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    rolled 1 = 1



    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)04:58 No.18678687
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    rolled 84 = 84


    where was I? oh yeah

    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)04:58 No.18678694

    oh shit boys it's on now
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:59 No.18678697
    rolled 78 = 78

    Guys, I really think we need to reconsider our options here. We dont have to attack to be lulzsorandom. Running can be just as surprising.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:59 No.18678703
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    You stay away from him! Not that I care. He's a hopeless idiot. But I'll bet you're really jealous that I get to live with him, huh? Just a couple of walls and those stupid Japanese doors that don't lock between us while he's asleep.
    Not that I'm interested. I just don't want to see the little twerp get hurt! But I'll bet you're jealous huh?
    Hell, Wundergirl probably has a better shot with Ikari than you do, and she's just a doll!
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:00 No.18678715
    rolled 4 = 4

    >Well, I was thinking about introducing Fate points, or something similar.

    >Let's see how many you have...


    >Dude, I can't take noko rolls. That could be a 1d1.

    >I'm not saying I think you'd cheat, but if I take that, it'd be a double standard.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:01 No.18678726

    >Sooo.... 2. Wanna spend one to force a re-roll?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:02 No.18678731
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:03 No.18678739

    Fuck yes. But with my rolls I'm not touching the dice with a ten foot pole.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:03 No.18678744
         File: 1334221408.png-(199 KB, 368x287, Rita_Mordio_6.png)
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    ....Theres such thing as a 1d1?
    ....Man...I dont wanna remove my Noko...I hate trying to navigate through /tg/ to get back to the board I was on...And the back button doesnt help....
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:03 No.18678745
    rolled 91 = 91


    >Alright then BEAT MY ROLL.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:03 No.18678749
    rolled 88 = 88

    I think we just need to back the hell off these GOONS. They clearly outnumber us, and we dont want to damage this Core beyond repair.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:04 No.18678754
    rolled 31 = 31

    Can do!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:04 No.18678755
    rolled 51 = 51

    Use 4chan plus.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:04 No.18678756
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    Pilot Sohryuu, I would appreciate it if you would leave me out of your disagreement with Makinami-san. Thank you.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:04 No.18678757

    And you mother-fuckers better make it this time, I SWEAR TO GOD.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:05 No.18678758
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    rolled 57 = 57

    Fuck it whatever, Rerollan without it.

    But I gaurentee you now that Im not pissed off it aint gonna be good at all...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:05 No.18678761
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:05 No.18678764
    just use the 4chanx quickreply function, works way better
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:05 No.18678766
    Can we use
    instead of
    given that he wasn't rolling for your roll request?
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)05:06 No.18678773
    rolled 40 = 40


    Sure thing.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:07 No.18678789

    You sidestep the shot. He wasn't expecting that.

    You step in, and put your laser gun mere feet from his chest.


    >Beat my roll, you've got a plus 20 for this, due to extreme close range.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:08 No.18678793
    rolled 59 = 59

    You have no roll to beat.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:08 No.18678795
    rolled 59 = 59


    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:09 No.18678810
    rolled 45 = 45


    >I won't count that, since I didn't roll.

    >So you have another chance to beat it.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)05:09 No.18678811
         File: 1334221799.jpg-(1.64 MB, 1920x1200, Konachan.com - 57668 makinami_(...).jpg)
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    hum, not especially, I know he has enough balls to not fall for the bitch routine you put him through constantly.
    Girl I took your unit from lockdown I might add, by myself and if you think Ikari is yours too I got some news for you sister, you may be used to pussy japanese girl but I'm british and you germans should know we don't take shit lying down.
    now do you mind? me and Ayanami are trying to enjoy a quest thead here
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:09 No.18678813
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:10 No.18678818
    rolled 39 = 39

    considering I usually don't get high I'm guessing this is 80
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:10 No.18678819
    rolled 75 = 75

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:10 No.18678822
    rolled 85 = 85

    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:11 No.18678826
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    Screw it never touching the dice again. If I die its /tg/'s fault.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:11 No.18678829
         File: 1334221895.jpg-(201 KB, 1920x1080, Asuka Hates You.jpg)
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    YEAH?! Well...
    (Tarot you are awesome)
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:11 No.18678830
    So, so glad that the dice are acting normal.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)05:12 No.18678833
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    rolled 53 = 53


    I just.... ughuahh
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:13 No.18678840
    rolled 28 = 28

    AC-Guy, when was the last time we actually beat you in a roll off, and how many times has it happened?
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:13 No.18678842

    >Beat the lower number when i left my dice on accidentally.

    >I'll give you this one.

    He take one straight to the chest, but manages to jink away from your second shot.

    >Give me 3d10.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:13 No.18678845
    rolled 10, 10, 1 = 21

    Maybe we'll roll high here, who am I kidding.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:14 No.18678848
    rolled 4, 9 = 13

    and plasma guns are 2 d10 right?
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:14 No.18678849
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    rolled 5, 5, 5 = 15

    ...-grumble grumble-

    Eh whatever
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:15 No.18678854

    >TWO TENS.

    >Give me a roll VS your Synch (currently 50).
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:15 No.18678857
    rolled 100 = 100

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:15 No.18678859
    rolled 53 = 53

    and now for the delicious exploding die
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:15 No.18678861
    Here goes
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:16 No.18678868
    looks like its*just* 21 damage.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:16 No.18678871
    100 doesn't count at 00 does it?
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:16 No.18678872
    OH LOOK at that, Deleted my dice because I had to find the thread...

    >Screw rolling, Im keeping noko on.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)05:17 No.18678873
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    rolled 10, 5, 6 = 21


    I don't know you, but I hate you
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:17 No.18678874
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:17 No.18678877
    no, no it doesn't. Be nice if it did though.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:17 No.18678878

    >You are SO LUCKY you can't get fumble penalties on a crit check.

    >SO LUCKY.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/12/12(Thu)05:17 No.18678880
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:18 No.18678881
    rolled 83 = 83

    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:18 No.18678883
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    Tarot sir,
    You have my eternal respect for that picture.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:18 No.18678887
    I hate me too.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)05:20 No.18678890

    every thread needs a lil' Mal
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:20 No.18678894
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    i Dunno im kinda okay with dying in a fiery ball of

    Keeps my body from the zombies.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:23 No.18678906
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    >Only one real issue with that though.
    >Will kill off all the Mooch Moments.
    >And you'd never meet his wife.

    Yeah fuck that.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:27 No.18678925
    What are the chances your AC would attempt to upload your dying conciousness into her frame so that you'd be kept alive within her box?
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)05:28 No.18678930

    about a natural 1
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:29 No.18678934
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    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:30 No.18678938

    >I can't read that as anything other than a sexual metaphor.

    >I have officially spent too much time on 4chan.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:33 No.18678951
    rolled 17 = 17

    The enemy pilot screams as the shot his him right in the chest.

    >With his synch, that much damage...
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)05:34 No.18678962

    you ok Acguy? your posts arn't as eloquent as usual
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:35 No.18678965
    >shot his him right in the chest
    You ok?
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:36 No.18678973

    Your line to his core tells you that he's going into cardiac arrest.

    He starts to retreat.

    Then you hear something.....


    >Could be you fuckers nearly killing me earlier.

    >In all seriousness though, I do feel slightly off my game tonight.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:36 No.18678974
    Depends on who the AI is.

    If its A.N.G.E.L.S. then she would immediately try to do this.

    If its something else, Probably laugh at my dying screams as the flesh-ling died in front of her.

    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:38 No.18678986

    >Yeah, I think that was just my auto correct fucking with me.

    >Yesterday, it tried to tell me that 'Dragon' was spelled 'Dagron'.

    >What the FUCK is a Dagron.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:38 No.18678989
    rolled 53 = 53

    How is the situation now? AC positions?
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 04/12/12(Thu)05:38 No.18678995
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    I'm pretty sure we're all feeling slightly off our game tonight, what with the horrible dice, the Mooch getting raped by enemy Cores-ness.. This is a bad day indeed. On the upswing, I got to watch Asuka and Mari argue and I almost never see that without getting beaten over the head!
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:40 No.18679003
    You are ALEX RASTON.

    Elsie's deployed to a nearby hill to set up a sniping position. Dave's at your side, and Laurie's already painting a target on the big guy on the hill.

    It's go time.

    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:40 No.18679006
    rolled 29 = 29


    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:42 No.18679025
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:43 No.18679039
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    Yeah, well, don't push your luck!
    Oh, and HERE!
    D-don't get the wrong idea though!
    It's just because I'm obligated as your co-worker and classmate to give you something.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:45 No.18679046

    >Alright, I'm not sure if it's going to be the next part of the fight, or if it's going to be crunch talk, but expect a thread tomorrow at roughly the normal time.

    Till next time, stay classy /tg/.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 04/12/12(Thu)05:45 No.18679047
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    see, we all love each other really
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:46 No.18679051
    Welp, that could have gone worse. So far it seems Mooch is our go to guy out of an AC but Dave is still holding the top spot for best pilot in the cadre.
    >Hope you feel better after a sleep AC Guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:47 No.18679058
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    Fuck off, Schlampe!
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/12/12(Thu)05:49 No.18679066
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    Im outta here too /tg/
    If its a crunch thread I might post a Mooch related one for your entertainment.

    Till then.

    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:50 No.18679079
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    Hey Shinji!
    Y'know what you should do?
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:51 No.18679081
    Alright, I don't know who archived it, but the description made me laugh. And choke on my water, when I went to archive it.

    You bastards almost got me again.

    Real talk though, if you guys have any questions, comments, or concerns, talk about them here. I'll get to them in the next thread, regardless of whether it's a normal thread or a crunch thread.

    Also, it's really weird that somebody's avataring Asuka in this thread. Not because that in and of itself is odd, but after reading Nobody Dies, It's really fucking bizarre to see Asuka's Canon personality.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)05:52 No.18679084

    Never get laid, under appreciated, and go fight crime in space?

    That WOULD be an interesting direction for Evangelon to go in...

    Actually wait, i think he's already there.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:55 No.18679096
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    It actually started when I decided to make the "Momma is with us" joke. Then I saw a "Za Beasto" joke.
    For the record, I love Mari and Rei as characters.
    I just find Asuka absolutely fascinating with how fucked up she is.
    Have some adorable ND!Asuka art for your trouble.
    And yeah, it is weird going from ND!Asuka to Canon!Asuka.
    Almost as weird as Terrifying!Rei to Canon!Rei.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:57 No.18679108
    Yeah, the creator of the franchise self-published a series of LNs and Doujinshi in which it is made, how to put this tactfully...
    very clear that he went the "marry them all" route.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 04/12/12(Thu)06:09 No.18679163
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    Kensuke, I like my spleen intact, thanks. But I do appreciate the attempt to help me, even knowing Asuka is going to murder you for it.


    Thanks Asuka. I appreciate it, though really - I'm not as stupid as you say.. I even started learning German! Isn't that great? Maybe i'll finally find out what dummkopf means!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)06:34 No.18679294
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    Uh, hey Shinji?
    Do you want to know why I'm always so hard on you?
    It's because...
    Ich liebe Dich you jerk!
    There! I said it!
    (Running out of useable pics. Need to find more.)
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)07:45 No.18679646
    Well Ac-Guy, I notice you seem to like your Melee Weapons in here, outside the normal blades and punches.
    My question is: Do you do requests?

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