"What is it Mooch?"
"You seem less than enthusiastic."
"That's because last time we saw each other you shot me with a fucking dart gun because I interrupted your 'brooding'."
"Oh I uh... I guess I did do that."
"Alright, if this isn't an emergency, I'm hanging up the phone."
"OH. RIGHT. Yeah, it's serious. You want the short version, or the long version?"
"Go with the short version."
"Alright, well, my Dad's an evil crime lord and I stole a core from him. And-"
"You just STOLE a core from the MOB!?"
"Dude, this was years ago. Anyway, I got it back, but now I'm going to be ambushed by goons. I need you guys to come help me out-thug the Goon squad."
".... Alright, start over, and give me the long version."
A female voice cuts in "You really are terrible at explaining things."
"Who the hell is that?"
"Oh. That's just my core."
"Look Alex, I'm sending you coordinates to where my escape tunnel ends. I would really appreciate it if you guys didn't leave me to die in the desert."