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  • File: 1333783674.jpg-(18 KB, 200x200, Chaos.jpg)
    18 KB All my Chaos OP 04/07/12(Sat)03:27 No.18606277  
    You are a regular student in Hammer High, a one of the most prestigious schools in the world. The Principal is a highly intelligent but crippled man known only as the Emperor. You are a year one student, new to the school and not yet in experianced in it's ways. The only person here you know is your childhood friend Silvana Dominica.


    What is your name?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:28 No.18606285
    Eliphas.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:31 No.18606322
    Clair Taylor
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:33 No.18606341
    Morty
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)03:37 No.18606377
    >>18606285
    You are Eliphas!

    Eliphas, you sit in your homeroom class, listening to Commissar Cain, the homeroom teacher, drone on and on about the rules of the school, and how you are expected to uphold them and to always impress both the teachers and anyone in town should you go off premises or else face punishment from the staff. As you look around the room you notice several different groups of students are already forming. From the family money kids who likely got here based on money alone, to the idiots who are only here becouse they are good at sports, to many normal students like yourself.

    What are your first actions while the Commissar is droneing on?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:39 No.18606403
    >>18606377
    Pay close attention to what he is saying
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:40 No.18606415
    >>18606377
    Quietly draw pictures in your notebook, make it look like you're taking notes. Really you're drawing the Commissar eating a bag of dicks. Show it to Silvana when we get out of homeroom.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:42 No.18606430
    Imagine Silvana naked.
    What? We're a teenage boy, it's normal!
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)03:43 No.18606438
    >>18606403

    He has moved on from the basic rules to informing you of several clubs that exist within the school. It is not nessicery to join any of them, but they do give you extracurricular bonuses to your overall grade.

    There are several sports teams.
    The music club.(And it's subsection of the School band)
    Chess club.
    Several clubs that are built around training for future careers you may want.
    Newspaperclub
    So on and so forth.
    He also mentions that there are unoffcial clubs that the school itself does not endose, but it does allow to exist.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:44 No.18606457
    >>18606430
    >>18606415
    Now do either one of these. Or both.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:44 No.18606461
    >>18606438

    And now engage distraction mode, imagine Silvana naked.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)03:45 No.18606465
    >>18606415
    You draw the pictures,but not well. Drawing is not your school. Silvana is on the other side of the room unforchunately, you can't show them to her just yet.


    >>18606430
    You get a boner and try to hide it. You notice a girl two seats to your left look over and smirk at you
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)03:46 No.18606471
    >>18606465
    Forte*
    Sorry for the typo
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:46 No.18606481
    >>18606438
    Ask if there is a Pen and Paper club
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:47 No.18606487
    >>18606465
    Commisar Ca-ain, Eliphas has a boner!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:48 No.18606493
    >>18606465
    Using hand signals, ask her if she wants to fuck.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)03:51 No.18606519
    >>18606493
    You try to do so, but as you begin the handsigns another student begins tossing things at your head and laughter quiety. It appears to be pencils
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:52 No.18606526
    >>18606519

    Collect the pencils, and launch your counter attack!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:53 No.18606539
    >>18606526
    Collect the pencils.
    Sell them to the kid in the red hoodie with the bird on it in the back of the room later.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)03:53 No.18606544
    >>18606526
    You counter-attack, he overreacts and starts yelling about 'dis dam git!' and other things in an incomprehencible cockney accent. Commissar Cain comes over and asks what is going on.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:54 No.18606551
         File: 1333785268.png-(180 KB, 428x510, 1318545822680.png)
    180 KB
    >>18606539
    >mfw

    >>18606519
    Identify who attacked us and begin plotting.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:55 No.18606557
    >>18606551
    FUCK PLOTTING!
    After class gets out, we find his ass, and we beat his shit down.
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)03:58 No.18606589
    >>18606539
    There is no kid with such a hoodie
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:58 No.18606592
    >>18606589
    Damn.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:04 No.18606646
    >>18606589
    >>18606592
    That we see, right? He could be in another homeroom. Let's search for him at lunchtime. In the meantime, tell the Commissar some fag with a crazy accent cockblocked us.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:04 No.18606651
    >>18606544
    I will repeat. The guy who was tossing pencils at your head is screaming in a cockney accent, and Commissar Cain has come over and asked what the hell is going on. The entire class is paying attention now.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:07 No.18606687
    >>18606651

    Calmly explain that you know nothing about what he is talking about, and that a minute ago he was throwing pencils at you, which you attempted to calmly return to him, which in turn somehow caused him to start yelling for some reason.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:08 No.18606693
    >>18606646
    .....The commissar smacks you upside the head for the comment and half the class begins snickering. You notice Silvana facepalming with a blush on her face, and the girl who smirked at you just grinning and giggleing.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:08 No.18606697
    >>18606651
    "Sir, I do believe the fine green gentleman over there was throwing pencils at my head, as well as questioning the manhood of all those who favor Tanna Tea.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:12 No.18606729
    >>18606693
    Make a suggestive gesture at the laughing girl, followed by winking and jerking our head towards the hall and raising then lowering our eyebrows twice.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:12 No.18606732
    >>18606693
    Stare at him. Prove your badassery by not saying a single word. After an uncomfortable moment has passed, say "ok".
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:18 No.18606777
    >>18606732
    He simply stares at you before going back to the front of the class and continueing on.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:21 No.18606802
    >>18606777
    Quietly listen till something interesting happens.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:23 No.18606820
    >>18606802
    this
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:24 No.18606836
    >>18606802
    >>18606820
    fuq dat nerd shit. Look back at the girl, see if she's still entrained by us.

    >might get pussy on the first day
    Eliphas confirmed for alpha tier
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:25 No.18606841
    >>18606836
    >entrained
    Durr entertained*
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:26 No.18606851
    >>18606841
    The real question is this: is she AROUSED by us? Because if not we could always go get her a few skulls to show off how manly we are.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:26 No.18606860
    >>18606802
    Two votes wins.

    He continues to talk about school activities until homeroom is over, he then hands everyone their scheduals. Gym is your next class.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:27 No.18606868
    >>18606851
    Better idea, I like it. Do this OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:29 No.18606890
    >>18606860
    >gym

    Shit pants in sheer terror.

    Then man the fuck up kick in the door of a nearby locker room. don't check to see which
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:31 No.18606907
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>18606890
    Rolling to see what you get
    High is girls
    Low is mens
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:32 No.18606913
    Show Silvana the cock eating Commissar we drew while we go to our next class.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:32 No.18606916
    i am paying attention to this. i hope this gets even better
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:32 No.18606924
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>18606907
    You kick open the door to the girl's locker room.
    Several girls scream and cover themselves up. Silvana who is in this class as well does so. One girl rather than cover herself picks up a cricket bat and comes after you.
    "Get the fuck out you son of a bitch!"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:34 No.18606937
    >>18606924
    Blood for the Blood God.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:34 No.18606940
    >>18606924
    Catch the swung bat with a bored expression.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:35 No.18606943
    will silvana still want to be seen hanging out with us now? we are right now the new fuckup in class
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:35 No.18606947
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>18606940
    Same as before, rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:35 No.18606948
    >>18606924
    "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
    Grab the bat out of her hands and smash another locker. Then run out of there before anyone has time to react.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:36 No.18606958
    >>18606943
    >fuck up
    More like maniac. I don't think anyone would want to be friends with us now.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:36 No.18606959
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>18606947
    You manage to catch the bat. She then kicks you in the balls and pushes you out the door. You notice before she slams the door she was blushing.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:36 No.18606962
    >>18606948
    After catching the bat, rip it out of her hands and do this, screaming:
    "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:36 No.18606964
         File: 1333787811.png-(12 KB, 360x68, ORLYtg Quality captcha.png)
    12 KB
    >>18606940
    this

    this was my captch for this post
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:36 No.18606965
    >>18606959
    Get up go to class then brag to everyone about it.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:37 No.18606969
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>18606943
    Actuilly she's used to your behavior, though this is a little out there even for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:37 No.18606972
    >>18606964
    No it wasn't.
    That was my post.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:38 No.18606976
    >>18606972
    what?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:39 No.18606985
    Moving on, go to gym class.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:39 No.18606986
    lets find out her name during class by apologizing
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:40 No.18606990
    >>18606985
    I wonder who the gym teacher is.
    Probably Kharne.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:41 No.18606997
    >>18606986
    And comment that
    "I love a woman who can kick my ass."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:41 No.18606998
    >>18606990
    Maybe. Could be Leman Russ, who knows?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:41 No.18607000
    >>18606990
    BloodBowl first day of class
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:41 No.18607004
    >>18607000
    We would own that shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:42 No.18607005
    We should also change our shit-stained pants from earlier
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:42 No.18607006
    >>18606997
    'i love it when a woman is breaking my balls'
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:42 No.18607008
    >>18607000
    Why is their no Bloodbowl 40k? Or something similar at least?
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:43 No.18607012
    rolled 40 = 40

    You head into gym class, you are late due to your locker room adventure. The gym teacher is Leman Russ, he immediately sets you to work in 'proactive physical training',in other words he puts you in a ring with 4 other kids and tells you to beat the hell out of each other. The guy who is knocked out last gets the highest grade.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:43 No.18607016
    >>18606959
    Khornate girl confirmed for wanting our vital juices. And I'm not talking about blood.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:44 No.18607025
    >>18607012
    FUCK YES. EMBRACE THE POWER OF THE BLOOD GOD AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE

    PROVE YOU ARE THE ALPHA MALE
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:44 No.18607026
    >>18607012
    Fight like a man possessed, screaming curses in ancient Norse tongues.
    And bite people. Lots of biting.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:45 No.18607031
    >>18607012
    Sweep the leg
    Sweep ALL the legs
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)04:45 No.18607033
    >>18607008
    cuz bloodbowl is orks v humans and well, orks cant follow rules. if there are rules. Papa N's rendition of bloodbowl had no rules and it was great.

    im also putting my name back in, seems like im not going to sleep anytime soon.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:45 No.18607035
    >>18607012
    Beat the shit out of the other guys. If any girls are in the room, make sure they're watching.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:46 No.18607039
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>18607026
    Leman Russ approves of your fighting style and begins laughing and complimenting you.
    As you're in the middle of biteing some other guy's arm, the pencil guy incedently, you notice the girl who kicked you is the only person who's won so far, with four guys twice her size knocked the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:46 No.18607043
    >>18607033
    There should at least be something in setting. You expect me to believe that there are no sports in the 41st millennium? That IG regiments wouldn't play pickup games of... I don't know, something?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:47 No.18607050
    >>18607039
    Throatstrike the pencil guy. Hard.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:47 No.18607053
    >>18607039
    Attempt to throw the pencil guy at her
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:47 No.18607055
    >>18607039
    Challenge her to a one on one duel. FOR HONOR
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:47 No.18607056
    >>18607039
    I have a feeling we're winning this one.
    Throw the last guy standing at the girl who kicked our asses previously.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:47 No.18607062
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>18607053
    Rolling

    >>18607055
    You are still in a match
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:49 No.18607068
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>18607062
    You fail to throw him, and instead drop him, she just frowns at you, another guy hits you from behind while you are distracted.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:49 No.18607070
    >>18607053

    Do this
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:49 No.18607073
    >>18607062
    >Implying we couldn't take her AND whoever we're currently fighting.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:49 No.18607074
    >>18607039
    Kick the guy your biting in the gut and when he doubles up, powerbomb him. Such a show will attract the miss warrior.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:49 No.18607076
    >>18607062
    No we aren't. We're in a FIGHT, but it's not a match. Not to a warrior as badass as us!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:49 No.18607077
    >>18607062
    Do >>18607031
    Sweep her leg
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)04:50 No.18607084
    >>18607043
    well i would think that they do have a sport that is common in many systems derived from modern day sports but i dont think the IG would condone a blood sport where ppl die. probably soccer or something like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:50 No.18607087
    >>18607068
    backhand the son of a bitch continue fightin.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:50 No.18607091
    >>18607074
    Not a powerbomb.
    German suplex.
    This guy is huge.
    To German suplex him unassisted would require immense strength, thus impressing her.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:51 No.18607094
    >>18607084
    Rugby perhaps?
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:51 No.18607096
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>18607077
    Rolling
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:52 No.18607105
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>18607096
    You sweep the legs of all four other guys and knock them on their asses. You'll have enough time for one free hit before they get back up
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:53 No.18607112
    >>18607105
    stomp on the throat of the biggest one.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:53 No.18607115
    >>18607105
    Curb stomp one of them.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:54 No.18607119
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>18607112
    Done. You stomp on the throat of the biggest guy, he begins coughing and chokeing and Leman calls for him to get out of the ring. 3 more to go.
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)04:54 No.18607120
    kick to the temple. knock them out. wouldnt want to kill anyone on our first day even if it would show us to be badass.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:54 No.18607122
    >>18607105
    Knock out the biggest guy.
    then focus on the smallest one
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:54 No.18607126
    >>18607119
    Go for the eyes, Boo! The eyes!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:54 No.18607127
    >>18607112
    this
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:55 No.18607131
    >>18607120
    >Not killing people
    GTFO
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:55 No.18607134
    Scream out "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" before tackling the biggest guy and smashing his face with your fists. Yell "KILL! MAIM! BURN!" while doing so.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:55 No.18607135
    >>18607120
    FUCK RESTRAINT!
    RESTRAINT IS FOR CORPSE-WORSHIPPING PUSSIES!
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
    SKULLS FOR THE oh you get get the idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:56 No.18607141
    >>18607134
    I don't know, our teacher is Russ, who was a loyalist. Shit would not fly.
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)04:56 No.18607146
    omg, make Kharne the ART TEACHER.make him all ARTSY and shit. but with cocaine.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:57 No.18607147
    >>18607141
    IF you're questioned, pass if off as a twisted joke and apologize.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:57 No.18607149
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>18607134
    No. You do not know of the 'blood god' yet. as you have yet to immerse yourself in this school's set up

    If there are no other ideas, you are going for the eyes
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:57 No.18607150
    >>18607141
    If he gets anally devastated, tell him to deal with it. ALPHA AS FUCK
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:57 No.18607152
    >>18607146
    That would be Doomrider...
    WHO SHOULD BE THE AUTO CLUB'S FACULTY ADVISOR!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:59 No.18607163
    >>18607149
    Then do "KILL! MAIM! BURN!" instead.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:59 No.18607164
    >>18607149
    switch to a more defensive style of fighting based on blocks and misdirection.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)04:59 No.18607166
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>18607163
    Fine, rolling
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)05:00 No.18607171
    >>18607152
    woops sorry. got confused with their different brands of awesome
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:00 No.18607173
    >>18607163
    CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES!
    SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU!!
    AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN!!!
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:00 No.18607174
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>18607166
    The big guy kicks you in the face right before you scream, knocking you on your ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:00 No.18607175
    >>18607149
    I don't like going for the eyes in what essentially is a practice fight. Do some thing pro wrestling like a german suplex or powerbomb.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:00 No.18607177
    >>18607174
    Superman punch.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:01 No.18607182
    RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:01 No.18607185
    >>18607177
    This:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BAGgXj7lRk
    is the Superman punch, and it is awesome.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:02 No.18607186
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>18607177
    Rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:02 No.18607189
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    30 KB
    pic related, it's what we need to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:02 No.18607192
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    83 KB
    >>18607182
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:03 No.18607198
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>18607186
    BAM The fucker goes DOWN. He is knocked out from the hit. Two more people.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:04 No.18607203
    >>18607198
    Two more as in us and the other guy, right? We already curb stombed one.

    Also, try to trip one into the other.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:04 No.18607205
    >>18607198
    RIP
    AND
    TEAR
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:04 No.18607206
    >>18607198
    Hokuto.
    Shinken.
    ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:05 No.18607211
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>18607203
    Two as in two enemies. 5 people in each ring at the beginning. You knocked out two. These two where focusing on each other. They are now focues on you.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:05 No.18607212
    >>18607198
    RIP AND TEAR
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:07 No.18607230
    >>18607211
    Quickly see how the girl is doing, is she still kicking ass?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:08 No.18607235
    >>18607211
    jump kick one
    then back hand the other
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:09 No.18607243
    rolled 88, 31 = 119

    >>18607235
    Rolling for each
    >>18607230
    She already won. She's sitting back now.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:09 No.18607246
    rolled 11, 9 = 20

    >>18607243
    The jump kick succeeds, knocking him out, the other guy gutpunches you.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:10 No.18607254
    >>18607246
    After we rcover:
    Grab him by the ears,
    "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!"
    then give him a keldabe kiss (headbutt).
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:11 No.18607255
    >>18607243
    Use Intimidating Glare!

    If that fails knee him in the gut
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:11 No.18607258
    >>18607255
    Whoops meant to reply to
    >>18607246
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:12 No.18607261
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>18607254
    Rolling
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:13 No.18607274
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>18607261
    Knee to balls, you are out of breath
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:13 No.18607278
    >>18607274
    FUCKIN' DICE!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:14 No.18607282
    >>18607274
    Jesus, we've been hit in the balls how many times? 3?
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)05:15 No.18607286
    >>18607282
    i think twice?
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:15 No.18607287
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>18607282
    Twice.
    Once by Crazy lady with bat.
    Once by asshole you're fighting
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:15 No.18607289
    >>18607274
    GET SECOND WIND
    FORCE HIM TO THE GROUND
    THE PUNCH THE UGLY AND/OR PRETTY OUT OF HIS FACE
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:15 No.18607292
    >>18607282
    At this point I think we are too flooded with adrenaline and bloodlust to care.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:16 No.18607296
    >>18607289
    This.
    Force to ground with Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, since all our successful moves have been MMA staples.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:16 No.18607299
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>18607289
    Rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:17 No.18607302
    >>18607289
    this
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:17 No.18607306
    >>18607299
    OH SNAP
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:18 No.18607308
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>18607299
    And, he is knocked the fuck out, he head bounceing off the ground hard. Three knock outs, one guy still haveing trouble breathing. You won. You look around and see alot of the fights are still going on. And the chick with the bat was watching your fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:18 No.18607313
    >>18607308
    Walk over and sit down next to her. Don't say anything though.
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)05:19 No.18607316
    apologize yet with the 'breaking my balls' like?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:19 No.18607317
    >>18607308
    Stretch and act like it was nothing

    Then ask if anyone has anything to eat
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:19 No.18607320
    >>18607308
    confirmed for wanting our cock
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:20 No.18607327
    >>18607308
    Examine our options
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:20 No.18607328
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>18607313
    You're stopped on the way to her by Leman Russ, who offers Extra Credit for the fight winners. Do you take it?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:21 No.18607334
    >>18607328
    YES
    WITHOUT ASKING WHAT IT IS
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:21 No.18607336
    >>18607328
    Why the fuck not?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:21 No.18607338
    >>18607328
    Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:21 No.18607339
    >>18607328
    Fuck bitches, get credits.
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)05:21 No.18607340
    yes, we are going to mess up a lot in class so anything helps. anyone else agrees?
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:22 No.18607342
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>18607334
    He claps you on the back and says good, you'll be fighting all the other fight winners, at once, as long as they agree to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:22 No.18607348
    >>18607342
    Shit pants

    then examine your options
    and look for some food
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:22 No.18607349
    >>18607342
    Smirk.
    "Sounds fun."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:23 No.18607351
    >>18607342
    Beat their asses. Give chick the most fierce pounding of all.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:23 No.18607354
    >>18607348
    and ice for your balls
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:23 No.18607355
    >>18607351
    Save her for last.
    Beat her by a submission.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:24 No.18607359
    >>18607342
    Give Russ a high five and say fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:24 No.18607360
    >>18607342
    Sit down next to the girl now. Tell her you'll try not to beat her up so badly.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:25 No.18607367
    >>18607351
    You mean pounding as in fighting, or...?
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:25 No.18607370
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>18607348
    There isn't much to do until the other fights are won. And unless you brought your own snacks you got nothing to eat. You do find ice for your balls though.

    Rolling for something
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:26 No.18607374
    >>18607367
    Both.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:26 No.18607375
    Start flailing your arms wildly at anybody close by.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:27 No.18607380
    >>18607374
    I support this.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:27 No.18607381
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>18607370
    You remember Silvana used to pack extra snacks for you when you two went to middle school. And you notice that she just barly won her fight.

    When you sit down next to the crazy lady and say you'll 'try not to beat her too badly' she just snorts. "Prove it ya damn pervert"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:28 No.18607387
    >>18607381
    "Oh, we both know you liked it."
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:29 No.18607390
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18607387
    She kicks your shin. Ow
    Then she gets up and walks to another bench
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:29 No.18607392
    >>18607381
    Propose a bet

    Whoever loses first has to do the others bidding for the next 2 weeks.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:30 No.18607403
    >>18607390
    Go check on Silvana.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:31 No.18607408
    >>18607392
    I like where this is going.
    Also, regardless of the outcome of this, talk to Silvana, praise her and have a snack with her.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:31 No.18607409
    >>18607390
    Follow her over and do this:
    >>18607392
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:31 No.18607414
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>18607403
    She looks a little exhausted, and a few bruises are already forming. She looks at you and frowns a little before groaning. "Eliphas, why'd you have to embarress me like thar earlier?"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:32 No.18607416
    >>18607414
    "Because I'm so goddamn manly, baby. Now do you have any snacks?"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:32 No.18607418
    >>18607414
    Because I'm the traitor king, duh.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:33 No.18607423
    >>18607414
    Apologize. We went through the wrong room.

    Then smile and comment on how nice her breasts were
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:33 No.18607424
    >>18607416
    This. But instead of snacks, say "sammiches".
    SEXISM FTW!
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:34 No.18607431
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>18607416
    She just stares at you. And stares. And stares. Before bursting out into laughter/giggles. "Yes,manly. Comeing from the boy who couldn't tie his shoes until we where seven" She says quietly so only you two hear it. Before she grabs her backpack and pulls out some snacks for you two to share
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:35 No.18607432
    >>18607431
    KILL! MAIM! BURN!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:36 No.18607438
    >>18607431
    Stare longingly at her while she is eating and examine her in great detail
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:36 No.18607440
    >>18607431
    Be embarassed.
    Well played, Silvanas, well played.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:36 No.18607441
    >>18607432
    No, no- later

    >>18607431
    Do >>18607423
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:36 No.18607448
    >>18607431
    Tell her to stop being tsundere with a smile, munch snacks.
    Compliment on her breasts.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:37 No.18607451
    >>18607441
    This man is wise.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:38 No.18607457
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>18607438
    >>18607441
    It's between these two, choose.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:39 No.18607461
    >>18607457
    Voting for
    >>18607441
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:40 No.18607467
    >>18607457
    Apologize, Compliment breasts
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:40 No.18607468
    >>18607457
    do >>18607438
    first while eating then >>18607441
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:40 No.18607469
    >>18607457
    Going with the breast thingy.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:42 No.18607479
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>18607468
    Both? Very well.

    She starts to fidget nervously before speaking. "Elphas, stop stareing, it's weird." You notice she has a light blush on her face. Which darkens immediately when you compliment her breasts, before she stomps on your foot.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:43 No.18607483
    >>18607479
    "I regret nothing!"
    and then trollface.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:43 No.18607487
    >>18607479
    Laugh it off then rest on the bench
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:46 No.18607501
    >>18607479
    Apologize, say we felt like it was necessary to say it once.
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)05:46 No.18607503
    >>18607483
    i loled
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:46 No.18607504
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>18607487
    As you rest on the bench you notice she can't seem to stop blushing and begins eating quietly.
    You notice the crazy lady glareing in your direction from the corner of your eye but turning away when you go to look at her.
    The fights are almost over.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:48 No.18607513
    >>18607504
    Study the fighting styles of the winners. May come in handy in the next fight.
    Also, do the thing with the bet.
    >>18607392
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:48 No.18607514
    >>18607504
    Watch that shit. Yell for the combatants to SWEEP THE LEG
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:48 No.18607520
    >>18607504
    what do Silvana and the crazy lady look like.
    examine your opponents
    Challenge crazy lady to the bet
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:49 No.18607523
    >>18607514
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kr24G8jQpM
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:51 No.18607533
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>18607520
    Silvana is an attractive young lady. Some slight curves but nothing amazeing. She has long flowing black hair that reaches her mid back.

    The crazy lady on the other hand is more muscled and has much shorter hair. Doesn't have major curves, but what she does have is rather perky and tight.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:52 No.18607545
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    102 KB
    >>18607533
    >muscled
    >perky and tight.
    AWW YEA
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)05:52 No.18607546
    >>perky and tight.

    that was soo hot.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:53 No.18607556
         File: 1333792432.jpg-(46 KB, 300x200, This Pleases Randy Orton.jpg)
    46 KB
    >>18607533
    >strong
    >short hair
    >perky and tight
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:53 No.18607558
    rolled 32 = 32

    The fights are over, Leman calls over everyone who agreed to the extra credit. The crazy lady, some other people, and to your supprise Silvana all go over to him along with you.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:54 No.18607559
    Was the crazy lady the one who saw our boner in homeroom? If not, we may still have a shot with her.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:54 No.18607563
    >>18607520
    >Implying we need to pick
    >Implying we can't have both
    >Eliphas
    >Not getting two chicks
    >ISHIGGIDY
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:54 No.18607566
    Ok, I gotta go afk for a little. In case the last fight starts before I return, I want to talk to Silvana before it. Discreetly ask her to team up to defeat the others. Some of the others will surely do the same
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:54 No.18607567
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>18607559
    No. That was a different girl, who is not in this class. She has less muscles, larger breasts, and actuilly wore make up unlike crazy lady.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:55 No.18607572
    >>18607558
    Challenge Cricket Girl to the bet.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:55 No.18607574
    >>18607567
    MY DICK
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:55 No.18607576
    >>18607558
    Challenge Crazy lady to that bet

    Tell Silvana that we should team up and should focus on crazy lady
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:55 No.18607578
    >>18607533

    I seek flaws made on ring.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:56 No.18607580
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    152 KB
    >>18607574
    Is it a Wardick?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:56 No.18607582
    >>18607576
    That she should focus on crazy lady* my bad
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:56 No.18607585
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>18607572
    She just smirks and accepts, and says. "By the way, I won't be loseing at all."
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)05:57 No.18607590
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>18607576
    Silvana heard the bet and tells you she won't help you cheat
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:57 No.18607591
    >>18607585
    "You just keep tellin' your sweet ass that, babe."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:57 No.18607593
    >>18607585
    Go fucking crazy in this fight, screaming incoherent words and sounds, if anything, you might sound like an Ork hoped up on cocaine. FIGHT LIKE ONE.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:58 No.18607597
    >>18607593
    Cocaine?
    That shit's for baby Eldar fags.
    PCP
    Shit makes you immune to pain.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:59 No.18607607
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>18607585
    Falcon Punch her right in the jaw. See if you can knock her out before the fight actually starts.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:00 No.18607613
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>18607607
    Rolling.
    Your rolls don't count btw
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:00 No.18607616
    >>18607613

    Well fuck

    oh well wait for the match to start then and look for any weak points in your opponents.

    Also Proclaim yourself the Emperor's chosen student and will win this fight
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:00 No.18607621
    >>18607607
    NO! Avoid her for most of the fight. After everyone else is out of the match, pin her and get a victory by submission.
    More embarassing for our petite rose.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:00 No.18607622
    >>18607607
    FEWL! An honorable fighter like Eliphas wouldn't do such a thing.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:01 No.18607626
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>18607613
    Nope
    She dodges and knocks out someone else by grabbing their head and smashing their face into her knee.
    Silvana is getting beat at the moment. She is still rather beat up from her last fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:02 No.18607634
    >>18607626
    Help Silvana out. Show her how fucking awesome we are.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:02 No.18607635
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>18607626
    Russ laughes at the fact the fight started early and allows it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:02 No.18607639
    >>18607626
    Go pull her sweet tits out of the fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:03 No.18607640
    >>18607626
    SWEEP ALL THE LEGS
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:03 No.18607642
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>18607626
    Dropkick Silvana's opponent when he doesn't expect it.

    Also, my rolls are for a different thread. Please ignore them.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:03 No.18607643
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>18607634
    I will use the roll from my last post

    You knock the fucker out, she smiles at you and then punches someone who went to hit you from behind. "thanks"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:04 No.18607645
    >gym teacher lets the kids beat the ever loving shit out of each other
    >no one gives a fuck
    Best. School. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:04 No.18607648
    >>18607643
    Prance away like a magnificent poof and find someone else to fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:05 No.18607652
    >>18607643
    Now punch her. Nobody turns down an offer of alliance with Eliphas!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:05 No.18607653
    >>18607643
    team up for a bit and when you and crazy lady are the only one left scream SORRY to Silvia and knock her out
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:05 No.18607656
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>18607645
    This is Hammer High. Leman Russ was a war hero, and a professional fighter for a time. The public thinks he can do no wrong. Besides, the students here are expected to be the best, at everything. From studies to fighting.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:05 No.18607657
    >>18607653
    Do this, BUT pick up and throw Silvanas at Cricket Girl as a distraction.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:06 No.18607659
    >>18607657
    THIS
    A THOUSAND TIMES THIS
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:06 No.18607660
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>18607657
    Rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:06 No.18607663
    >>18607656
    "BREAK THEIR BACKS!"
    Proceed to smash anyone nearby into a wall and pummel them to a pulp
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:07 No.18607669
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>18607660
    You do this, yelling sorry as you do so. Cricket girl."WHAT THE FUCK!" Silvana lands on her. the manage to untangle themselves before looking at each other and nodding, before turning on you.
    You dun fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:08 No.18607672
    THEIR GUTS
    RIP AND TEAR
    THERE ARE MANY OF THEM
    THAT MEANS THEY HAVE MANY GUTS
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:08 No.18607674
    >>18607669
    COME AT ME, BROS
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:08 No.18607676
    >>18607669
    Ok, before we do anything. Who is left besides the girls and us?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:08 No.18607678
    >>18607669

    YOU FEEL THE EMPORER'S POWER FLOWING THREW YOU.
    A BRIGHT GLOWING LIGHT SURROUNDS YOUR FISTS
    YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE AND ATTEMPT A GIANT HAYMAKER ON SILVIA AND CRAZY LADY
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:09 No.18607680
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>18607669
    Well shit.
    Scream, tear off your shirt, and use it as a makeshift net like a Roman gladiator.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:09 No.18607681
    >>18607669
    Throw up your hands like claws and lunge at both their throats. But do it while blowing a raspberry.

    ppplllbbblllbbbbtttplltltbbbtttttt
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:10 No.18607685
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>18607676
    No one, you and Silvana teamed up becouse of that until only you, her, and crazy lady where left
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:11 No.18607694
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    >>18607685
    Well, fuck.
    I say, we sweep some legs.
    Alternatively, beat up crazy lady as good and fast as we can.
    I have no problem letting Silvana win, but we should at least win the bet if we can.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:12 No.18607695
    >>18607669
    BERSERKER RAGE!
    But seriously, how have they been fighting? Like, what are their preferred methods? We seem to be a pretty brutal striker, but I don't wanna charge in and find out "OH SHIT, Cricket Girl's a grappler!", y'know?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:12 No.18607700
    KILL! MAIM! BURN! RAPE!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:12 No.18607702
    >>18607685
    Roll for one of these
    >>18607678
    >>18607680
    >>18607681

    highest one happens then roll again if it works
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:13 No.18607704
    I AM UNSTOPPABLE! HAHAHAHAHA!!

    Charge in there like a crazy motherfucker and let the fists fly.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:13 No.18607708
    rolled 39, 38, 66 = 143

    >>18607694
    Sure, Rolling for this and special event
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:14 No.18607711
    rolled 14 = 14

    Rollin' for>>18607678
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:14 No.18607713
    >>18607711
    nope we lost already.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:15 No.18607717
    rolled 98, 74, 50 = 222

    >>18607708
    You fail to sweep the legs. Then Silvana knocks you both out, at once with a roundhouse kick, she meant to hit just you but crazy lady didn't duck.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:16 No.18607728
    rolled 78 = 78

    >>18607717
    Well tits.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:16 No.18607730
    >>18607717
    HAHAHA OH WOW
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:16 No.18607731
    well shit.
    Try to claim we win the bet anyway
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:17 No.18607733
    >>18607717
    JUMP UP, EXCLAIM YOU WERE JUST PRETENDING AND KICK HER
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:17 No.18607738
    >>18607717
    wat
    Eliphas is greater than that! Try to get the fuck up!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:17 No.18607739
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>18607717
    Who took out more fighters, us or Cricket Girl?
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:17 No.18607741
    rolled 19, 84, 53 = 156

    >>18607731
    Once you wake up you do so. Silvana points out you both went down at once. Crazy laughes at your attempt. Before offering to fight out again next gym class.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:18 No.18607743
    Who did Silvana hit first?
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)06:18 No.18607746
    concede the bet. be a god dam gentleman. brownie points while continuing with perverted antics when she orders u around.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:18 No.18607747
    rolled 18, 43, 52 = 113

    >>18607739
    Roughly equal.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:18 No.18607748
    >>18607731
    Technically, we were knocked out first.

    Best we can hope for is to get her to agree to retroactively include Silvana in the bet so that we both serve her.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:18 No.18607754
    >>18607741
    "I'll be looking forward to the chance to slam you, sweetheart."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:19 No.18607756
    Accept to fight her next time and check the schedule. What class is next?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:19 No.18607758
    >>18607741
    notice that she has some blood on her face and wipe it off
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:20 No.18607759
    >>18607758
    Then lick it off our finger.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:20 No.18607761
    >>18607759
    Slowly and seductively
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:20 No.18607762
    rolled 84, 36, 51 = 171

    >>18607756
    Social Studies.
    That is the study of social behavior, History which is mixed in with said class in most schools is a different class.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:21 No.18607766
    >>18607762
    Hmmmmm.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:21 No.18607769
    >>18607762
    do ALL THESE
    >>18607758
    >>18607759
    >>18607761

    then go to class
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:21 No.18607770
    >>18607762
    Oh boy this should be fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:22 No.18607773
    >>18607761
    Then blow her a kiss over our shoulder as we walk away.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:22 No.18607774
    >>18607762
    The teacher is commisar Fuklaw
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:22 No.18607777
    >>18607773
    >>18607761
    >>18607759
    >>18607758
    YESSSSSS
    THIS PLEASES ME
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:22 No.18607778
    rolled 8, 77, 10 = 95

    >>18607769
    She doesn't have blood on her face.
    Before you go to your next class she offers her name.
    "Hey, jackass. I'm"
    You may now name her
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:23 No.18607781
    >>18607774
    Oh god no. Hardest class ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:23 No.18607783
    >>18607778
    Khornette
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:23 No.18607784
    >>18607778
    KHRONETTE
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:23 No.18607786
    >>18607778
    Perkius Titus
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)06:23 No.18607787
    Fayla
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:24 No.18607790
    >>18607778
    Cornet
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:24 No.18607793
    >>18607778
    Aella. Greek and Latin variant form of Greek AellĂ´, meaning "storm wind; whirlwind." In Greek mythology, this is the name of an Amazon warrior who was killed by Herakles. She was known for wielding a double-axe.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/07/12(Sat)06:24 No.18607796
    >>18607778
    Furia. Or Khronette.
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)06:25 No.18607803
    >>18607796
    better than the name i put out. Angron is her dad. Math Teacher.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:25 No.18607804
    F5ing like the fist of the north star

    I love this thread, OP.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:25 No.18607808
    rolled 53, 45, 27 = 125

    >>18607793
    I approve
    "Hey jackass, I'm Aella." She says before leaveing
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:26 No.18607813
    >>18607808
    "Aella, huh? This could be interesting."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:26 No.18607817
    >>18607808
    Make note that when masturbating later, to yell "UGH AELLA!!"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:27 No.18607819
    >>18607808
    Slap her ass as she walks away. Give a judgemental hand gesture when she turns around.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:27 No.18607820
    >>18607808
    Have impure thoughts of her and silvia while on the way to class
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)06:27 No.18607822
    still want Angron to be the math teacher.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:27 No.18607823
    rolled 57, 4, 46 = 107

    >>18607804
    Thank you very much

    Note:I need sleep soon, so I may get to the next class and finish there.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:27 No.18607829
    >>18607778
    >Masturbating
    >Implying Eliphas can't get enough bitches to satisfy his needs
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:28 No.18607833
    rolled 98, 70, 46 = 214

    >>18607823
    I mean finish the next class,sorry.

    Also, eventuil Timeskips after first day intros to the girls or no?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:28 No.18607835
    >>18607829
    Well we have acquired absolutely ZERO bitches thus far.
    Thulsa Doom we are not.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:28 No.18607836
    >>18607823
    >finish
    for tonight you mean then picking it up tomorrow
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:29 No.18607842
    rolled 37, 94, 69 = 200

    >>18607836
    Yes, that is exactly what I mean. Sorry if it wasn't clear.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:29 No.18607845
    >>18607833
    Yea intro sounds nice
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:29 No.18607848
    >>18607835
    We might have Silvana. Bitch be the childhood friend and we like her tits.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:30 No.18607858
    rolled 77, 64, 32 = 173

    >>18607819
    She punches you in the face, luckily Silvana already left.

    You have impure thoughts on the way to class.
    You open the door to find the teacher a man with long blond hair who directs you to your seat.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:30 No.18607861
    >>18607848
    True. But the childhood friend never puts out til the end.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:31 No.18607865
    >>18607820
    >>18607819
    >>18607817
    >>18607813
    All of these.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:31 No.18607873
    >>18607858
    Our corruption is growing, it only a matter of time before we fully embrace Chaos and it's heretical goodness. Yesss...
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:32 No.18607875
    >>18607858
    Promptly fall asleep.
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)06:32 No.18607878
    Aella totally didnt tell you to stop slapping her ass. she likes it.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:33 No.18607884
    rolled 25, 65, 43 = 133

    >>18607858
    Once everyone is seated he introduces himself as Professor Sanguinius
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:33 No.18607887
    >>18607858
    Take seat, look around to see who else is here. If there are any orks or spess mehreens, try to sit near them and bro it up.
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)06:34 No.18607894
    can we please have snape in this school pls.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:34 No.18607898
    >>18607894
    No. Be quiet.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:34 No.18607899
    >>18607887
    Nah, man. We gotta look for Slaanesh followers. Can't party without drugs.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:34 No.18607903
    >>18607884
    notice that you are seated next to every girl you met so far including silvia
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:34 No.18607905
    rolled 82, 21, 61 = 164

    >>18607887
    There are some idiots trying to hit each other, this is stopped immediately by the teacher to smashes one of their desks with a large ruler, before he smiles and goes back to his own desk.
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)06:35 No.18607910
    >>18607898
    ...ok...
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:35 No.18607913
    >>18607899
    But the daemonettes probably think we're a little weird. Noise marines might be cool with us, but talking to them is difficult due to the fact they have their ipods in their ears all day errday on full volume.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:36 No.18607917
    rolled 78, 25, 25 = 128

    >>18607903
    You have not been. Silvana was on the otherside of the classroom. The girl who saw your boner was a few seats away. And Aella wasn't sitting next to anyone until you sat next to her.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:36 No.18607918
    >>18607905
    We don't know how he did that, but we want to learn it.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/07/12(Sat)06:36 No.18607926
    >>18607913
    If you try to stop them from listening to music you'll be kill by dubstep
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:37 No.18607933
    rolled 88, 53, 24 = 165

    >>18607918
    A replacement desk is brought out by a wearly looking janitor who looks like this isn't anything abnormal.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:37 No.18607935
    >>18607926
    THINGS WILL GET LOUD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypgltnMSTvw
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:39 No.18607946
    rolled 97, 97, 17 = 211

    >>18607887
    Also, in Professor Sanguinius' class everyone must sit in their assigned seat and ONLY their assigned seat.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:40 No.18607949
    >>18607917
    Can we move closer to boner girl? She might think we're kinda kewl after being all alpha to the Commissar.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:40 No.18607951
    >>18607946
    Dayamn.
    What happens to people who don't do so?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:40 No.18607955
    >>18607946
    where is your assigned seat?
    next to aella or some where else?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:41 No.18607956
    >>18607951
    they ded
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:41 No.18607959
    rolled 3, 78, 90 = 171

    >>18607951
    The professor loses his temper.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:41 No.18607961
    rolled 14, 3, 23 = 40

    >>18607955
    Aella does not share this class with you, nor does Silvana
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:41 No.18607962
    >>18607959
    I...
    I want to see that.
    But I don't want to be the one who provokes it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:43 No.18607968
    >>18607961
    oh so where do we sit then
    HIGH ROLL:hot bookworm girl
    LOW ROLL: smelly but bro ork
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:43 No.18607969
    rolled 59, 59, 40 = 158

    The professor begins class. He focuses first on the effect Anger has had on human society throughout time.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:43 No.18607975
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>18607968
    Sure, I'll roll
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:44 No.18607980
    >>18607969
    Peg him in the back of the head with an eraser chunk the moment he looks away.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/07/12(Sat)06:44 No.18607983
    >>18607969
    Ask him the effect it have on Black people. Ask him what happen when they rage.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:45 No.18607986
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>18607975
    Your sitting next to a slightly chubby girl, with large.....tracks of lands. She appears to be sick, as she coughes into a tissue
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:45 No.18607988
    >>18607975
    Fuck. Yes. Is it a Tzeentch daemonette?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:45 No.18607990
    >>18607986
    Oh god, never mind. Pass her a note asking if she's alright.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/07/12(Sat)06:46 No.18607992
    >>18607986
    After this class go to the medicae and check if we catch any new strain of virus.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:46 No.18607993
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    99 KB
    >>18607986
    Attempt to make friends with her
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:46 No.18607994
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>18607980
    He immediately whips around and crushes the chunk before it hits him and glares at the classroom."You all get one warning. I will not tolerate distrupting my class"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:48 No.18608001
    >>18607994
    Shit pants
    Also notice that you've shat your pants three times today and haven't change your pants
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:48 No.18608002
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>18607990
    She reads the note and turns to you smilely slightly and nods before going back to her book. In the corner of your eye you catch her peeking at you from the top of the book every once and awhile
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:48 No.18608005
    >>18607993
    >>18607993
    >>18607993
    A thousand times this. Then ask if we can meet her dad.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:49 No.18608011
    >>18607994
    o
    shit
    i severely underestimated the professor's sheer level of badass
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:49 No.18608012
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18608001
    You haven't shit your pants once
    I do not take such things into account
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:50 No.18608019
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>18608005
    You talk quietly with her while class if going on for awhile,then you ask and, She blushes when you ask to meet her dad and smiles shyly at you.

    >>18608011
    He smashed a metal and wood desk with a single hit, you thought he was a wimp?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:53 No.18608037
    >>18608019
    After class exchange numbers.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)06:58 No.18608061
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>18608037
    Do you want to skip the rest of the class segment to do this, or hold onto the idea?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)06:59 No.18608070
    >>18608061
    Eh whichever betters for you
    I think most people in the thread have collapsed from lack of sleep
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)06:59 No.18608071
    lets see if we can actually learn something in class.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:00 No.18608080
    >>18608019
    So far there's Aella, Silvana, the Nurglette, and the boner girl. Let's look around and see who else is in the class, maybe some other kids we can befriend.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)07:01 No.18608096
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>18608070
    Very well, we'll cut it here. We will finish the last of this class tomarrow when I've had some rest. I'll start the thread around 12 to 1 AM EST. And I'm haveing so much fun with this I'll even blow off my normal D&D group for the night so I can focus on it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:03 No.18608113
    >>18608096
    alright then fade to intro
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2li4iI6knCA
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:05 No.18608130
    >>18608096
    I love you, OP.
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)07:06 No.18608134
    OP, this was fun. I rofled out loud a few times. lets keep this going.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)07:06 No.18608138
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>18608130
    Thank you. I am honestly happy this went as well as it did. But I'll repeat a question from before. Timeskips here and there after the first day or no?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:07 No.18608140
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    1.19 MB
    >>18608096
    >this thread
    THANK YOU OP
    got an ETA for next time?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:08 No.18608149
    >>18608138
    No.

    Also, did anyone archive this thread yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:08 No.18608150
    >>18608138
    sure timeskip here.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)07:08 No.18608157
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>18608140
    It was in that post. Tomarrow. 12 or 1 AM Eastern Standard Time.
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)07:09 No.18608163
    Yes, it will keep it from seeming to dragon which a lot of stuff does. just let us choose what happens in between and show us the repercussions and let us participate on important events.

    anyone else agreee?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:11 No.18608173
    >>18608163
    >seeming to dragon
    wat
    anyway yea timeskips here and there when when it seems good
    >> Leeginn 04/07/12(Sat)07:12 No.18608179
    >>18608173
    sorry, 'drag on'
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)07:22 No.18608241
    rolled 56 = 56

    One last question for you all.
    Do you want this to be a 'normal' school with just humans who act like this out of 40k, or actuil 40k creatures going to the school, as in Actuil fucking ork or Eldar wandering around, and the girls haveing inhuman features?
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)07:23 No.18608245
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>18608241
    like things*
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:24 No.18608253
    I don't see why not.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:24 No.18608254
    >>18608241
    hmmm
    im gonna go with the second option
    maybe the other races are rival schools or something
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)07:25 No.18608268
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>18608254
    No, I mean they attend the school.
    As in Orks as students, Eldar as students, etc. The Chaos Gods may or may not make appearances depending btw.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:26 No.18608274
    >>18608268
    oh the yea why the hell not
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)07:28 No.18608287
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>18608274
    Oh! Also, This is a boarding school. Eliphas will be sleeping in a dormitory. I will be rolling for roomates when we get to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:30 No.18608293
    >>18608287
    Co-ed?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:32 No.18608303
    >>18608287
    Fuck yes. Also when will young Eliphas discover the Chaos Gods? He has a prophecy to fill by becoming a champeen of the Word Bearers and then the Black Legion.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)07:32 No.18608304
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>18608293
    The school is obviously Co-ed, dormitories are not. Different buildings for each sex and year. IE, year one boys get a building, year two girls, etc.
    >> OP 04/07/12(Sat)07:33 No.18608315
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>18608303
    He is not THE eliphas, you named him that. He may or may not discover the Chaos gods depending on your actions. That is the point. Will he go chaos? Will he go undivided or with just one god? will he corrupt Silvana? Will he purify one or all the other girls? Who knows
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)07:35 No.18608326
    >>18608315
    This is acceptable. Our previous act of carnage and bloodshed is sure to attract Khorne's attention.



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