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    20 KB planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)22:51 No.18520407  
    The moonlit-tinted water glints in the scattered moonlight sifting through the thin clouds scudding across the half-moon above. It's quiet, but for the rhythmic lapping of waves far below, but also... eerie.

    "Nice spot," you admit.

    "I like it," Sanya agrees. She shivers a little and moves closer to you on the little wooden bench perched behind the crenelations circling one of Castle Barin's tallest towers. Not *the* tallest, but the businesslike battlements, complete with square post-holes for wooden palisades, offers more protection from the wind then the tallest tower's low walls, meant for long-distance observation. With the bulk of the castle behind you, too, the northern-most tower blocks most of the light from the mainland. Probably radio interference, too, though Sanya hasn't mentioned that.

    "I used to come up here when I had nights off, since I was still awake when everybody else was asleep," Sanya says, looking distantly into the night sky. "The best spot to talk to the others."


    "That red-eyed Witch from earlier tonight," Sanya says. "We'd talk back and forth, during night patrols."

    "And 'when' you had nights off..."

    Sanya nods. "They've been working us pretty hard," she says quietly.

    You look sidelong at the tiny girl, and suddenly feel like kind of a prick for bouncing her. Tough love, yes, but still tough.

    You sip your hot cocoa quietly, and wonder if Marv's escaped the hog-tie his own engineers put on him yet.

    From somewhere far below drifts up the barely-audible cry of a caged beast raging against its bonds.

    You keep on sipping.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:53 No.18520425
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:53 No.18520434
    sup panzer
    >> STRIKE WITCHES: ESCAPADES IN DA MOONLIGHT planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)22:54 No.18520447
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    So you're in a Castle Tower, with an Adorable Cossack, drinking Hot Cocoa.


    >Talk about Perrine and general bitchiness issues
    >Talk about Minna, Trude and Erica and why Erica's the only one without her panties in a fucking triple-knot
    >Talk about Sanya and her relationship with Eilia
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:54 No.18520450
    panzer hasnt posted yet?
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/30/12(Fri)22:54 No.18520453
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    Well, inb4 Panzer.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:55 No.18520457
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    poor guy
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:55 No.18520464
    Discuss Psychology of Witches, vis a vis how errybody's fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:55 No.18520466
    >Talk about Minna, Trude and Erica and why Erica's the only one without her panties in a fucking triple-knot
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:55 No.18520467
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    Daily dose.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:55 No.18520471
    >Talk about Minna, Trude and Erica and why Erica's the only one without her panties in a fucking triple-knot
    This. then
    >Talk about Sanya and her relationship with Eilia
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)22:55 No.18520472
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    >> Major Airlift 03/30/12(Fri)22:56 No.18520487
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    >Talk about Minna, Trude and Erica and why Erica's the only one without her panties in a fucking triple-knot
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:56 No.18520492
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:56 No.18520494
    We need to get our head straight.

    >Talk about Minna, Trude and Erica and why Erica's the only one without her panties in a fucking triple-knot
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:56 No.18520497
    rolled 44 = 44


    >Sanya and Eilia

    Episode in the spotlight tiem!
    >> Quartermaster 03/30/12(Fri)22:56 No.18520498
    New thread Planefag? YOU forgot the title. And apparently you're missing a post between Marv getting tied up and us making hot chocolate.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:57 No.18520503

    Talk about Eila. I want to know the secrets of the lesibians
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:57 No.18520512
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)22:57 No.18520516
    >Talk about Sanya and her relationship with Eilia
    We already KNOW the other two.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:58 No.18520519
    It's called a time skip.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:58 No.18520520
    First, give her our flight jacket, or our scarf or something.
    >Talk about Sanya and her relationship with Eila

    It's not all about us, people. We might as well get to know her a bit better.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:58 No.18520522

    >Talk about Sanya and her relationship with Eilia

    She helped us, lets see if we can return the favor.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:58 No.18520525
    Sanya & Eila time
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:58 No.18520535

    Definitely give her our jacket.

    We've got our ego to keep us warm.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:59 No.18520540
    We need to talk to someone about our love life.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:59 No.18520542
    >Talk about Sanya and her relationship with Eilia

    For future reference. We don't want to be playing Commitment Chicken with a lesbian, do we?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:59 No.18520544
    Big bro moment confirmed.
    Give jacket.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:59 No.18520548
    This. We can be manly and shiver later.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)22:59 No.18520550
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    Good point. Let me write that post for you.

    "You grab Sanya and run away. You get hot chocolate so you can chat with your adopted sister and she tells you about this SWEET spot you can hang out in, so you do."

    Thanks for reminding me; so we can all be enriched by this extra content!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:59 No.18520552
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    >Talk about Sanya and her relationship with Eilia
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:59 No.18520553
    I like you. Keep posting things
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:00 No.18520557
    [x] Perrine bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:00 No.18520561

    sanyah and eila.

    we have enough bad love advice already. and perrine is pretty straightforward.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:00 No.18520563
    >Talk about Sanya and her relationship with Eilia
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:00 No.18520565
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    rolled 45 = 45


    >Red Eye witch.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:00 No.18520568
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    You. I like you.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:00 No.18520569
    Like fuck we do. Let's ignore that shit for now and hear about her drama. It might make us feel better.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)23:00 No.18520571
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    heidimarie where
    >> Gepanzertehexe !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)23:00 No.18520573
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    Sorry, was busy playing videogames
    >> Writefag 03/30/12(Fri)23:01 No.18520578

    Alright. Alright. I'll fucking bite.

    >>Talk about Perrine and general bitchiness issues.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:01 No.18520579
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:01 No.18520580
    She had a gun. I think she will be fine
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:01 No.18520591

    We should listen to her. She doesn't need our problems foisted on her.

    Who knows, we may be able to apply our discussion to our problems because we weren't dense enough to tackle them like an headstrong idiot.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:01 No.18520593
    What kind of chocolate?
    Who was in the kitchen?
    How fast did we run?
    What is your favorite color?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:01 No.18520594
    Talk about her, she's done plenty of listening to us about our problems. Ruffle her hair.
    >> Quartermaster 03/30/12(Fri)23:02 No.18520597
    Smart arse. Its not often you time skip things.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:02 No.18520599
    > that pic
    > Those nipples
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:02 No.18520603
    >Talk about Minna, Trude and Erica and why Erica's the only one without her panties in a fucking triple-knot
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:02 No.18520607
    >not staring blankly at the screen between planefag's posts and smashing F5
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:02 No.18520609
    >Talk about Sanya and her relationship with Eila

    Being as quiet as she is, she may want to talk a bit about herself. Let's learn about our new little sister, and think new ways to troll Eila. We still owe her a couple.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:03 No.18520615
    All the things she said, running through my head.
    Mother looking at me, tell me, what do you see?
    Yes. I've lost my mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:03 No.18520617
    >Minna, Trude and Erica
    followed by
    >Sanya and her relationship with Eila

    We open up first before asking her to do so. It's the proper way to do these things, and Sanya's joined Miyafuji on our "don't be a douchebag to her even if it would be funny" list.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:03 No.18520619
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)23:03 No.18520627
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    Sorry mate couldn't help myself
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:03 No.18520631
    Yeah, the third one's the only one that we don't know already. Besides, might as well let her talk for a while, since she's so quiet all the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:04 No.18520636
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    [22:25] <@Fapangel> >implying sanya isn't just tolerating Elia out of crushing lonliness
    [22:25] <@Fapangel> >implying she won't let Eila down easy when she gets more confidence

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:04 No.18520637
    > smart arse
    > sorry mate
    we swedish now
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)23:04 No.18520645
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    >invite sanya to our wedding with Elia

    >she can be the bridesmaid
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:05 No.18520648
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    Wasn't world of tanks was it?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:05 No.18520649
    ...is it just me or is there something horribly off about the placement of her nipples?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:05 No.18520654
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    Tell us your lesbian secrets, Adorable Cossack.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:05 No.18520667
    Oh god, we still haven't mentioned that, have we?
    I suppose she's probably heard, but it'd still be worth dropping it in here.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:05 No.18520670
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    >> Quartermaster 03/30/12(Fri)23:06 No.18520672
    Hey man, bring the HUE, I can handle it. Also, I am disappoint that we didn't get more kills. Oh well. ADORABLE COSSACK BRO-SIS!

    >Give her jacket, shes cold duh.
    >Ask about Minna, Trude, Erica problems
    >Then ask her about herself and Eila.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:06 No.18520676
    By the way, well played with that character-development bit two sessions ago. That line about "In his last moments, did he ask for forgiveness from his beloved" was a nice touch.

    >for those who didn't watch SW proper, Kurt's last words before being vaporized by the Neuroi were "Minna, I'm sorry."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:06 No.18520682
    They're _extra_-high beams?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:07 No.18520701
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:07 No.18520702
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    oh dog.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:08 No.18520709
    >> Quartermaster 03/30/12(Fri)23:08 No.18520712

    Although, the swedes are cool gaiz.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:08 No.18520716
    Wasn't Kurt captured in this version? I seem to recall that being mentioned.
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:09 No.18520725
    We know about Minna and Trude. Sanya probably won't have much more to add.

    Eila and Sanya's relationship is personal and not really something we need to get into anyways.

    So, [x]Why is Perrine such a bitch?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:09 No.18520730
    MIA, presumed dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:09 No.18520731
    Nope. Oh, I should link the IRC in this thread. Those fags get so mad when people do that.

    #SWQ on irc.rizon.net
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:09 No.18520734
    No, he died covering the retreat at Dunkirk.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:09 No.18520736
    [22:09] <+Spiffy> sanya x eila talk looks tied with krautwitches talk
    [22:09] <+Spiffy> imo
    [22:09] <@Demetrious> BOTH
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:10 No.18520746
    No. He's dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:10 No.18520747
    Died at an AA gun protecting launching aircraft. As far as we know, confirmed.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:10 No.18520751
    It's more a desire to not appear as elitist faggots, demanding people join to fuel the fires of fucktardetry.
    >> Gepanzertehexe !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)23:10 No.18520761
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    Maybe we can somehow use this to our advantage and get into Aurora's pants...

    Ja mien kommandant
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:11 No.18520773
    You sir, are a smart man
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:11 No.18520774
    Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG8d0HiCbbw
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:11 No.18520778
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)23:11 No.18520780
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    We'll do BOTH convos, because it's so close.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:11 No.18520781
    PF: stop asking the IRC who won. They're biased pricks.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:12 No.18520789
    What a goddamn coincidence.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:12 No.18520790
    How can 47 biased pricks possibly be wrong?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)23:13 No.18520793
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    I know.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:13 No.18520795
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    >lusting after groundpounder witches
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:13 No.18520797
    More like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkt1vAX0MRM
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    rolled 11 = 11



    >Always encouraging the shitstorms
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:13 No.18520802
    >He knows
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)23:14 No.18520817
    Hey, I try to be fair.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:14 No.18520822
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    Wait what

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:16 No.18520842
    Oh god, please let him come back. That would be fucking great.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:16 No.18520845
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    PF; You are a sick man and we love you for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:16 No.18520846
    Go back and count. Eila/Sanya clearly won.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:16 No.18520850
    >we finally start getting along with Minna
    >everything going well, romance building, romantic tension so think you could cut it
    >suddenly, raid on Martian base frees prisoners
    >Kurt is alive
    >everything is ruined
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)23:17 No.18520854
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:17 No.18520856
    Planefag/Demetrious Poliorcetes feeds off your tears, gentlemen. Keep crying, so that he keeps writing.

    >captcha: means ypeirs

    So the Allied offensive against the Martians will stall at Ypres? Interesting.
    >> Major Airlift 03/30/12(Fri)23:17 No.18520858
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    The fuck did I just watch?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:17 No.18520859
    Trudefags rejoice!
    >> Gepanzertehexe !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)23:17 No.18520863
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    >Not lusting after groundpounder witches
    What kind of a man are you?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:18 No.18520866

    You idiot... You're thinking too small.

    Think bigger, think bolder...

    Think... like a cliche sci-fi writer.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:18 No.18520868

    this was done better last session.
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:18 No.18520875
    Until we accidentally kill chris on a mission.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:18 No.18520876
    When you put it like that, PF is bound to do it. It'd be worth it just to see the waifufags going at each others' throats.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:19 No.18520884
    I for one do not care from which group of waifufags do the tears flow from, only that they do.
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    It's too late isn't it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:20 No.18520902

    Not at all, everyone was thinking it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:20 No.18520903

    Only expecting it now?

    This was predicted the moment we started going after a witch with a significant other MIA.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:21 No.18520909

    I've got to be honest, I'm cheering for the Trudefags at this point, only because the Minnafags seem to be more vocal in their despair.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)23:21 No.18520920
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    "Yanno what I don't get?" you muse, looking at the sky. "Erica. Her, Trude and Minna've been chums for most of the war, before the Martians knocked it all into a crooked hat, and yet Erica's the only one without her mind fucked all to hell. What gives?"

    "Oh, Erica's...." Sanya giggles. "Erica is just... like... have you seen her official picture, in the newspapers?"


    "Well, EVERY picture we've got looks like that."

    You think.

    "You mean the shit-eating grin and the hat cocked at the rakish angle?"

    "Exactly. She's just like that! I never get to talk to anybody, because of my night schedule, but... one day I started talking to Erica, and we talked for five hours! And I couldn't remember a single thing we talked about, afterwards, but during it I had lots of fun. She just... lives in the moment like that."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:22 No.18520923

    You are learning... SWQ runs on tears; there is no substitute.

    The tears must flow, and whoever controls the tears controls the quest.
    >> Tofu 03/30/12(Fri)23:22 No.18520925
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:22 No.18520931
    That jacket, PF, the jacket! We can't have the little girl shivering up here.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:23 No.18520942
    The only way to balance it would be to have MC end up with Minna after she rejects Kurt for being a selfish jerk.
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    Fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:23 No.18520948
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:23 No.18520950
    ...in other words, Erica's mind has ALWAYS been fucked; it just happens to be in a way that's actually useful.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)23:24 No.18520952
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    Minna has already found someone else
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:24 No.18520957

    Kurt would have to be ruling Mars to beat MC at being a selfish jerk right now.

    At least from Minna's perspective.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:24 No.18520960
    Fair point, Minnafags would provide greater amounts of tears. Not to mention that they seem to think that they got this in the bag, can't wait till planefag hits them with delicious complications.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:24 No.18520961
    He who writes the quest controls the tears.
    He who controls the tears commands the quest.
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    >Sanya's really good friends with Erica

    For once, WE CANON NOW.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:24 No.18520967
    How would that be balanced? There are other people than Minna involved here, you know. Besides, who says it needs to be balanced at all?
    >> Gepanzertehexe !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)23:24 No.18520968
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    Mhrm do I smell a Ericaxsanya?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:24 No.18520969
    +1 vote.

    It'll give us huge big brother points.

    And goddamn, if Sanya looks up at us, smiles, and calls us "big brother" I will have a heart attack and die happy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:25 No.18520972
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    >Not giving adorable cossack flight jacket
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:25 No.18520977
    Hi /a/.

    [spoiler]I agree[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:25 No.18520980
    I fully support this. We should tell Sakamoto that if she wants Minna to get laid that badly she can do it herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:25 No.18520984
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:26 No.18520995
    ... That poor, poor E-75. No one will be able to take it seriously. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:26 No.18521003
    This is why I love being a harem shipper. No matter which witch the MC winds up with, I WIN.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:27 No.18521015

    Now we just need to give it wings and upgrade the cannon to a gatling version of the same and it will be the best tank ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:27 No.18521017
    I'm pretty sure that's a client-side thing. Still...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:27 No.18521019
    I'm not really getting that from the post. She only said she talked to her once, after all. Besides, Erica's the best Kraut of the lot; we should be going after her ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:27 No.18521020
    And ask if we can watch!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:28 No.18521023

    Actually... Being a WOT player. That scares the shit out of me... I'm staring at the hardest armor on that thing and my eye's aren't getting enough blood to sight in on a weakpoint.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)23:28 No.18521026
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    >SERIOUSLY, try to find a picture of Erich Hartmann without the cocked-angle hat and shit-eating grin. Not easy. This man was one of us, I swear to god.

    "She's a lot like you, actually. "

    "Eh, how?"

    "She loves the fight," Sanya says. "The... the challenge, you know?"

    You think about that.

    "And Minna and Trude...?"

    "Fight to protect everyone," Sanya says promptly. "They wouldn't be here, otherwise. I used to think Trude was scary, until I flew with her. She watches over her wingmen like a mother hen with chicks." Sanya smiles warmly, and you do to, because baby chicks. Yeah. Mmm. Best with barbecue sauce, slicks down the feathers and makes them go down real smooth as they cheep cheep cheep, yeah.

    You snigger wickedly and Sanya gives you an odd look, and you put away your evil streak, feeling guilty and ashamed.

    Damn, the girl's good at that.

    "And you?" you ask Sanya. "How do you feel about... why you're here?"

    "This isn't my homeland, so it's not as hard as it is on Lynette," Sanya says. "But there's so few Night Witches, and... there's been a lot of demand on me, alone. And most nights I flew alone."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:28 No.18521030
    >All these Trudefag wanting for someone to take away Minna.

    It would be really hilarious to see what happens if he found someone else in prison.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:28 No.18521031
    Silly anon, we will never be able to match Erica's one True Love...

    And by that I obviously mean potatoes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:29 No.18521035

    FUCK NO.

    Because dammit, MC needs to get laid too! We players may be foreveralone neckbearded fa/tg/uys, but he isn't!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:29 No.18521042
    meant is that the conversion just mentioned by Sanya is canon in SW proper.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:29 No.18521046
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    >And most nights I flew alone
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:30 No.18521057
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    because baby chicks. Yeah. Mmm. Best with barbecue sauce, slicks down the feathers and makes them go down real smooth as they cheep cheep cheep, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:30 No.18521061
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    rolled 30 = 30


    [x] HUGGGS
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:30 No.18521065
    Not any more.
    Also, why doesn't Minna fly nights? She has omnidirectional positional awareness, which would actually be BETTER than radar.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:31 No.18521067

    We are so pilot we should be getting all the krauts.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/30/12(Fri)23:31 No.18521069

    If MC really needed to get laid that bad, he can just take his leave or whatever, go to the nearest decently sized bar and start telling ladies about how he's a dashing ace pilot and watch the panties drop.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:31 No.18521070
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    >chicks in ridiculous skimpy outfits
    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:31 No.18521074
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    >Yeah. Mmm. Best with barbecue sauce, slicks down the feathers and makes them go down real smooth as they cheep cheep cheep, yeah.

    And here we have a rare glimpse into planefag's psyche.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:31 No.18521077
    I'd just like to point out that we could have Trude pretty much whenever, at this point.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:32 No.18521082
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    We could always lure her in.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:32 No.18521083
    The jacket, damn you!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:32 No.18521084
    I'll do my best so you don't have to fly alone any more, just call my name and I'll be in the air with you.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:33 No.18521096
    I was referencing the fact that, canonically, Erica and Sanya are really good friends, for some odd reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:33 No.18521097
    He could, but right now he's kind of fixated on some fine German ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:33 No.18521099

    Along with crippling emotional repercussions afterwards, of course, but still.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:33 No.18521103

    ewww gross.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:33 No.18521104
    >SERIOUSLY, try to find a picture of Erich Hartmann without the cocked-angle hat and shit-eating grin. Not easy. This man was one of us, I swear to god.

    He STOLE HITLER'S HAT. When was this ever in question?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:34 No.18521107
    >"She's a lot like you, actually. "

    See, I told you it's a good fit.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:34 No.18521108

    dat ambiguity
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:34 No.18521115
    Sounds like fun. Let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:35 No.18521123
    Sure, but if he's just looking for sex, it's an option. Though >>18521069 is probably easier.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:35 No.18521127
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    We need to steal Mallory's hat.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:35 No.18521128
    >He could, but right now he's kind of scared and confused by some fine German ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:36 No.18521137
    Oh god it hit me right in my emotions.

    "Well, now that I've been assigned, I'll try to actually do my job and we'll be going on patrols together."
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)23:36 No.18521140
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    russians can't be that cute
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:36 No.18521141
    YES! Strike at the source of his power!
    But it will be a dangerous quest, we will need powerful allies.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:36 No.18521144
    :Defend and guide Sanya Litvyak through this harsh war. Acting as a surrogate older brother, you can provide warmth and comfort this young girl of the frozen north just might be needing:
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:37 No.18521152
    Is there any other reason we like her? It's pretty much that and the fact that we both have little sisters.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:38 No.18521160
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)23:38 No.18521161

    "Not so bad," you say. "Night fighters hunt alone, most nights, looking for the odd high-intruder. Radar usually picks up full-blown raids, eh?"

    "But you've got your crew," Sanya points out. "The way you carry on with them... I wish I could do that, every night."

    "But the other Witch-"

    "When conditions allow. Radio, troposphere, sun flares, bouncing skip... stuff."

    Sanya shivers and edges closer to you on the bench, using you as a windblock.

    You shrug out of your flight jacket - you've still got your jumpsuit on underneath, anyhow, so you don't mind.

    "N-no, I'm fine-" Sanya objects, but you flumph the coat over her and wrap the sleeves around her damn near twice.

    "HA!" you exclaim. "Though you were going to pull the 'I'm so cold please let me into your jacket' trick! You vile seductress, I've got your number now!"

    Sanya giggles merrily and sips at her hot cocoa, content. "I'm glad you care about those two, you know."


    "Trude and Minna. I don't see much of the others, on-base... but you know, things are really different with men around. Especially men like you, and Chuck, and... well, it's different. Both of them were so..." Sanya frowns, unable to find the right word. "My English isn't good for this."

    You come down off your toes reluctantly and bite back some swear words. It's almost like somebody LIKES stringing you along on this shit, you swear.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:38 No.18521164

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:38 No.18521165
    >implying and romance is complete

    lol planefag, please build up these delusions a bit more and then shatter them for sweat sweet tears.

    >captcha: ersex who?

    Indeed captcha indeed.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:39 No.18521170
    Nah. Our next Mallory-trolling plan is to take those reflective belts he gave us, paint the white sides red except for a circle in the center, then wear them as armbands whenever he's on base.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:39 No.18521172


    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:39 No.18521179
    She's fucking adorable, maybe? She's a nice person. One might ask why we like Minna at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:39 No.18521183

    >LIKES stringing you along on this shit, you swear.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:40 No.18521186
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    >It's almost like somebody LIKES stringing you along on this shit, you swear.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:40 No.18521190
    "The correct term is 'need to get laid'."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:40 No.18521194
    She was pretty cool up until she was all "MY SISTER IS DEEEEEEEAAD", and she counter-trolled us pretty well.

    Also one of the few witches who were genuinely apologetic for slugging us in a furious rage.

    The fact that she has a nicely adult body with a more than adequate rack helps, too.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)23:40 No.18521196
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    Easter's coming. Time to try a FUN EXPERIMENT!

    1. Buy candied Peeps.
    2. Make sound effects as you devour them. You know, "cheep cheep cheeeeeep!?!?" CHOMP! Then snigger wickedly. True, evil, unholy glee.
    3. Observe reactions of those nearby.

    Evening of entertainment man
    >> Why 03/30/12(Fri)23:40 No.18521197

    So we are a Siscon and guess what, she's not blood related.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:41 No.18521210
    >mouth full of peep

    It would be disturbing AND look completely retarded.
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:43 No.18521220
    Peep jousting for the win.

    We can even use the radar gear to do it. Just stick them on top of the microwave bit and have at it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:43 No.18521229
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    Minna has her cute moments too. I'd say the Minnafags think she would be cool to be with after she gets over her issues which she seems to slowly be doing. And we can be trolling partners.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:44 No.18521233
    She's punched us twice, and never mentioned it afterwards, not a single peep of apology.

    Dammit PF now I want to do that peeps thing and it's all your fault.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:44 No.18521234
    What about stuffing them into Cadbury creme eggs?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:44 No.18521236
    Ah, yes! Let's just make Chuck deal with their bullshit. We can stick with the adorable Cossack.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:44 No.18521247
    It's going to turn out that MC is just an overprotective big brother and Robin is a yandere brocon. Perrine's going to wake up with Robin sitting on her chest, holding a bayonet and demanding a "little talk" with "the tart from the newspaper." Calling it now.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:44 No.18521248
    rolled 34 = 34


    >That meta

    Dammit, no one else can do this.

    Any author would be strung up from a lamppost.

    But we venerate PF for this. We love him for this.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:45 No.18521254
    >Bromont Thread

    I don't think my body can take this.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:45 No.18521255
    What? She apologized for the first one pretty clearly. The second time she didn't, but that one was debatably justified.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:45 No.18521257
    When the hell she apologize to us? At least Minna gave us a gift.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:45 No.18521258
    hey cant you get a discharge for three purple hearts?

    we should just go home
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:46 No.18521267
    rolled 82 = 82


    Speaking of gifts...

    We need a belated birthday gift.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:46 No.18521268
    We have Robin troll Chuck by pretending to like him. The Bro Code requires that he not make a move, and Robin is enough like us that she'd probably find his torment amusing.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:46 No.18521269
    The next morning, Eila wakes up alone, flips her shit.
    Finds Sanya in the lounge wrapped in MC's jacket, flips even more of her shit.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:46 No.18521271
    You're funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:46 No.18521273
    >Bromont Thread
    Wait, what? Where?!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:46 No.18521274
    >stopping at three
    That's not setting the bar very high for everyone else, anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:47 No.18521282
    Have you two actually read the other threads? When we went to find her with the schnapps after she hits us she said she was sorry.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:47 No.18521287
    rolled 41 = 41



    /a/ is sage-bombing it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:47 No.18521291
    >Eila wakes up next to Sanya
    >Both of them are wrapped in MC's jacket

    Fixed that for ya.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:47 No.18521292

    Getting hit by newfag 2012 sp/a/mmers, but the mods are cleaning up the shitposting.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:48 No.18521296
    Why? If we keep going, we'll have enough Purple Hearts to make a suit of armor out of them.

    ALSO, if everyone else is scrambling, it might be a good time for that ice cream raid. We even have an adorable Cossack accomplice.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:48 No.18521299
    Oh god, yes. Let Sanya keep the jacket overnight.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:48 No.18521307
    So.... Robin vs Sanya: Imouto Wars?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:48 No.18521309
    Justified? She punched our lights our for telling to to stop worrying about her sister. If Minna wasn't there, she might have killed us.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:49 No.18521312
    /r/ing pic of Sanya in a flight jacket too big for her
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:49 No.18521314

    We need to talk the girls into forming a choir for our medal ceremony.

    "Three purple hearts,
    Two DFCs,
    And an Iron Cross wi~ith Oaaaaak Leeeeavs".
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:49 No.18521320
    Only if those were alium hearts, torn still-beating from freshly-made corpses.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:50 No.18521329
    >Two DFCs
    Luchini is the only...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:50 No.18521332
    Let's be honest here. Would YOU go home if there were an alien invasion going on?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:50 No.18521335
    Ever since Accelspammer, /a/'s been almost irredeemable. These self-moderating kids are horrible.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)23:50 No.18521338
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    Why can't I hold all this imouto
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:50 No.18521339
    I said debatable, and was thinking more about how out of our fucking mind we were at the time. The time out did help to clear our head a little bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:50 No.18521340
    It's even worse than that. She slugged us with magical power for not telling her about her sister.

    We were totally right about that rant, by the way. FUCKING DESK JOCKEYS.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:51 No.18521346
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    Oh you.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)23:51 No.18521360
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    You pour a little more coca into Sanya's cup. "So what's up with you and Eila, anyways?"

    "I..." Sanya looks away, and her shoulders slump. "I... don't know. She's important to me, she's my best friend, but..."

    You sip your cocoa. "The whole groping thing doesn't sit well, does it?"

    Sanya nods, still looking away.

    "A little bit... adventurous for you. At least for now."

    Almost imperceptibly, Sanya nods again.

    This time, you can no longer resist the temptation. You reach out and tousle Sanya's hair affectionately. "Don't worry, kiddo. Plenty of time for that later, and its definitely something everybody has to take at their own pace."

    "B-but Eila's... she's..." Sanya fidgets awkwardly and you hear her slap a fist into her thigh, under your jacket.

    "A little more sexy then you're ready for just yet, eh."

    Sanya blushes so hard you feel the ambient temperature increase a bit.

    "Figured," you say, nodding. "Talk to her about it. She'll grow out of that, too, but you don't need to let it poison things between you until she does, okay?"

    Sanya says nothing.

    "I know it's hard, but it's worth it. She'd want to know."

    Sanya silently proffers her cup for more hot cocoa, and you politely refill it from the thermos. You're both sipping away when you hear footsteps coming up the stairs behind you.

    "Sanya, Eila, are you two dece- I mean, can I talk?" Minna's voice floats up from below. Sanya hunkers down, fuming, the heat off her cheeks cranking up a few notches.

    Oh dear.

    >WAT SAY
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:51 No.18521361
    So I wasn't the only one.

    I guess we can count Sanya as DFC too...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:52 No.18521370
    "Hi Minna"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)23:52 No.18521373

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:53 No.18521381
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    rolled 5 = 5



    Make a face.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:53 No.18521382
    Stay quiet.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:53 No.18521388
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:54 No.18521395
    A word.

    Let's see how far we can take this.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:54 No.18521397
    "You can talk but Eila won't heaaar youuuuu."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:54 No.18521399
    Eh, hit or miss. Helma and Luchini are the only real loli witches
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:54 No.18521406
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:54 No.18521407
    >fucking desk jockeys

    damnit man. you know what? we get just as drunk as you flyboys. a mans gotta have a little fun you know? but you know what we get to do instead of almost dying once and having adrenaline clear our heads up? we get to squint through a hangover at fiddly little bullshit forms all day. and now im pissed too. enjoy your reverse bladed propellers.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:54 No.18521409
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:54 No.18521410
    "...Hot chocolate?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:54 No.18521411
    "When have I ever been NOT decent?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:55 No.18521414
    Shit, I forgot this is were she goes when she wants to think.

    Well, let's be honest about it. Say hello.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)23:55 No.18521415
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:55 No.18521417

    >> Tofu 03/30/12(Fri)23:55 No.18521418
    Say nothing.
    Is our head exposed? If yes cover it with something and slouch down so we look smaller.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:55 No.18521424
    "Hot chocolate?"
    >> Starshadow 03/30/12(Fri)23:55 No.18521425
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    >hey cant you get a discharge for three purple hearts?
    Well we could always get four and glue them into a shamrock.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:55 No.18521426
    "Just a minute, let me put my pants back on."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:55 No.18521428

    Nudge Sanya. She doesn't need to clam up.

    We however, keep perfectly silent. We don't need to justify ourselves. We're enjoying the night sky with our adorable Cossack and she can deal.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:55 No.18521429
    Hide, say nothing.

    Don't give ourselves away. If she wants us to be Eila...we'll do our best to please.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:55 No.18521430
    rolled 85 = 85



    Lets not ruin the moment up here.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)23:55 No.18521432
    >mfw you still have your parachute

    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)23:56 No.18521434
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    >"Sanya, Eila, are you two dece- I mean, can I talk?"

    "No, we're all very busy minna. Busy not wearing pants, of any sort."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:56 No.18521439
    "Just offering some marriage advice, feel free to join in."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:56 No.18521440
    Elia isn't here Minna, just me and Sanya enjoying some cocoa. What do you need oh glorious leader?

    Tousle Sanya's hair.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:56 No.18521441
    >Base jump
    >Tiny-ass castle

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:56 No.18521444
    Say nothing, offer cocoa.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:56 No.18521446
    Can't get a good troll go uncountered.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:56 No.18521450
    >Sanya hunkers down, fuming, the heat off her cheeks cranking up a few notches.
    I think Minna deserves a bounce for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:56 No.18521451
    Let's talk to Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:56 No.18521453
    Sanya can come too I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:56 No.18521454
    >Minna comes up
    >She sees the jacket
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/30/12(Fri)23:57 No.18521457
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    Silence is golden. Say nothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:57 No.18521458
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:57 No.18521460
    Keep quiet.

    We have the advantage.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:57 No.18521462
    Fuck yeah, Miyafoogee can fix anything we brake as long as we survive.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:57 No.18521469
    Let's not be insane. We can talk to Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:57 No.18521471

    YES. i am all about this.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:57 No.18521473

    When have I ever been decent?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:57 No.18521474

    Are you suggesting we bail on our adorable Cossack imouto?

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:57 No.18521475
    Keep quiet and see how far we can take it (get Sanya to reply), and then once she finds out, we can bail.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:58 No.18521476
    Silence is the only option.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:58 No.18521481
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    Even smashed balls.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:58 No.18521482
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:58 No.18521483
    >Ask her for an update on the invasion. Oh, and offer her your mug (you've got a whole thermos to refill it with).
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:58 No.18521485
    Hell no, we'd take her with us. But let's stick around a while first. Minna's face when we jump would be good too.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:58 No.18521487
    "I thought you were supposed to be able to have total situational awareness, Minna. I know I look young for my age, but I'd hardly call myself petite."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:58 No.18521488
    We are a submarine.

    Go to silent running.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:58 No.18521489
    You know, we still haven't apoligized for punching her.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:58 No.18521490
    If ever there was a time. We get into just our pants, we stand facing the moon with our chest pushed out and fists against our hips.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:58 No.18521491
    Oh god.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:59 No.18521495
    Say hi, offer her a mug of cocoa, Given that Sanya looked annoyed just give her a bit of a hug.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:59 No.18521500
    >I-Indirect kiss...?

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:59 No.18521503
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    Especially smashed balls!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:59 No.18521504
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:59 No.18521507
    Give hot chocolate and talk
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:59 No.18521508
    "They're decent. Me, it depends on the time of day, the phases of the moon, and probably my blood alcohol content."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:59 No.18521510
    "Sanya and I have decided that peace and co-existence with the aliums is the best answer, and are going to elope."

    And then we jump.
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:59 No.18521514
    >Wat say

    Obviously this is a trick. The proper answer is to say nothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:00 No.18521516
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    Abit late for this drama when we already kissed but yea.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:00 No.18521524
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:00 No.18521525
    >> Gepanzertehexe !mYedictMKA 03/31/12(Sat)00:00 No.18521526
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:00 No.18521530
    Shut up and stay quiet.

    It's times like these that we take advantage of.
    >> Starshadow 03/31/12(Sat)00:00 No.18521532
    WAIT WAIT WAIT I got this

    >"Sanya, Eila, are you two dece- I mean, can I talk?"
    Get Sanya to say "NO!".
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:00 No.18521534
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:01 No.18521535
    Yes. We have an escape route, so we can be bold in our deception.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:01 No.18521537
    We shall in no-way no-how base jump. Too many trolling opportunities up here.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:01 No.18521547
    >Throw thermos at Minna on the way down
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:01 No.18521548
    Shut up and let her come to us.

    This situation is begging for shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:01 No.18521549
    Yeah, Sanya doesn't seem to like the (likely constant) insinuations very much.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:01 No.18521550
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:02 No.18521551
    The base jump is how we get away after the trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:02 No.18521558
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    Yes YES!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:03 No.18521565
    Actually we should make our presence clear.

    Ask if its time for a debriefing and just say that you were comparing mission notes for the debrief.

    Put minna on the back foot for assuming,
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:03 No.18521568
    No throwing, lets troll her in some better way and then say that on our escape.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:03 No.18521571
    Say nothing. We must flow with the situation and use it to our advantage.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:03 No.18521572
    You would rather jump out of a building than talk to her?

    What the hell is wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:03 No.18521574
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    [x] CHOC HOT
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:03 No.18521575

    Let Sanya have the choice.

    "You don't have to take that from her if you don't want to Sanya."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:04 No.18521578
    So did we confirm lesbians or what happened here?

    We base jump, while yelling the James Bond theme.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:04 No.18521581
    Don't say anything.

    Or rather, do our best to pretend that it's Sanya and Eila up here.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:04 No.18521583
    Yes. This is too good of an opportunity to pass up.

    I think he means that we can pretend to be Eila longer than we might otherwise, since we can run away without being hit.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:04 No.18521585
    >yfw Sanya falls over the side trying to catch us.

    Yeah, great idea, guys. MC is insane, but he hasn't been overtly suicidal (taking on extreme odds is different, because you always believe that you can defeat the enemy...).
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:04 No.18521586
    Well, we punched her. People tend not to like people doing that to them.
    >> Writefag 03/31/12(Sat)00:04 No.18521589

    This. We must troll Minna by acting like a responsible officer.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:04 No.18521590
    Now's our chance to apologize to Minna for earlier.
    Sanya's aura of olev will disarm all hostilities
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:05 No.18521592
    You would rather talk to her when we have a perfectly viable exit route?

    What the hell is wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:05 No.18521593
    Yes, use this as an opportunity to teach her in the ways of the GLORIOUS BOUNCE!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:05 No.18521594
    ...While MC is awesome incarnate, I think base jumping is a little -too- crazy.

    Seriously. No base jumping. MC is stupid, not insane.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:05 No.18521595

    No base-jumping, please.

    Stay and talk. Or troll. Or hide or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:05 No.18521596
    Pretend to be Eila. This shit is going to be bananas.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:05 No.18521600

    making Sanya uncomfortable? HELL NO.

    "Minna, Mio? Are you two decent or have you been making out in the basement again?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:05 No.18521601
    we can troll even harder by not trolling when minna expects trolling
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:05 No.18521603
    I was assuming we'd take her with us, but she has shields anyway.
    >> Starshadow 03/31/12(Sat)00:05 No.18521604
    planefag is there any way we could throw our parachute over the edge and have it deploy properly just in time for Minna to see it drop?

    This way we could hide up top and see her expression.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:05 No.18521607
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    >Base jumping
    >With a WW2 era parachute
    >from no more than 200 feet

    Yeah. That's pretty much suicide. The thing won't even have time to deploy before we go *splat*.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:06 No.18521609
    We did, we also confirmed that Eila is evidently taking the relationship places that Sanya isn't ready to go yet. Which is weird to me because Eila isn't really the pushy type. I can only assume that Sanya is too insecure to tell her she's not ready for the hanky panky yet and Eila hasn't picked up on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:06 No.18521610
    WTF Trudefags? You would jump out of a building before you would talk to Minna?

    And you say we're crazy.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:06 No.18521611
    Mislead Minna into thinking we're Eila.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:06 No.18521613
    We should definitely call her on it, but not immediately.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:06 No.18521614
    It combines both ideas! I vote for this!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:06 No.18521618
    Let's not abandon Sanya before she gets to troll Minna with us.
    >> Tofu 03/31/12(Sat)00:06 No.18521620
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    I like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:06 No.18521626
    >James Bond theme
    >Bond won't be written for a decade or so
    >was based on Fleming's WWII experiences

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:06 No.18521630
    Eila has tried to rape us at least twice.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:06 No.18521631
    I'll vote NO on the base jumping. Awesome yes... Good Idea... Well, It reminds me of those Animaniacs cartoons.

    >Jumping off a castle
    >Bad Idea
    >Jumping off a castle with a parachute
    >Still a pretty bad idea
    >NOT jumping off the castle
    >Good Idea
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:07 No.18521635
    Conceal ourselves. We wait.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:07 No.18521636
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    >but he hasn't been overtly suicidal
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:07 No.18521637
    >Base jump with ww2 parachute off castle tower
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:07 No.18521638
    >Eila isn't really the pushy type
    Eila? Miss Grabby Hands? Have you been reading this quest long?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:07 No.18521642
    >Flemming is a spy witch with invisibility powers
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:07 No.18521644
    Nah man, this is Sanyafag territory.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:08 No.18521647
    NO! He's here now and thats where the theme comes from.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:08 No.18521651

    >Implying Ian Fleming isn't Janna Fleming, SPYWITCH
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:08 No.18521654
    "When have you ever known me to be decent?"

    Alternatively, we could be responsible.

    "Minna, do you really think I would do that with a girl as young as Sanya?

    I'd at least wait till she was 16."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:08 No.18521659
    It might be the part where Eila doesn't seem to make sure they won't get caught in the act by the other Witches.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:08 No.18521662
    It's not Trudefags, you idiot. Just just because we want to troll your waifu doesn't mean we give a shit about another one.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:09 No.18521665
    We always had machines to rely on that we could gnome with, though. I don't think a parachute counts.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:09 No.18521667
    She must already know we're here. Let's say hello.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:09 No.18521671
    Yeah, and I'm saying that grabby hands is funny but out of character for her.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:09 No.18521674

    Let's shut up and see what happens. The best trolling is the kind that takes no effort at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:10 No.18521681
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    >minna hate

    not same. we arent even allied. trudefags suck.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:10 No.18521684
    Silence is golden.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:11 No.18521689
    Silence is golden.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:11 No.18521697
    For the series, maybe, but this isn't the series.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:11 No.18521698
    Silence is golden.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)00:11 No.18521701
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    You look over at Sanya, the adorable, innocent 14 year old wrapped snugly in your flight jacket.

    "Sanya?" calls out the psycopath mindfucked woman who is tied in emotional knots over you and carries around a gun she already threatened her best friend with.

    You, the man who's brought in a plane with an engine on fire, landed dead-stick on a carrier without a tail-hook, and crash-landed a flaming bomber on a fucking flying ore freighter infested with kill-crazy aliums - leap up without hesitation to jump off the tower and finally hit the silk.

    Sanya latches onto the nape of your shirt, and digging her heels into the ground, yanks your panicked bolt off-balance and sends your ass thumping back into the bench.

    "Oh, sorry, girls," Minna says from below. "Didn't realize-"

    "I AM NOT FUCKING!" Sanya shouts at the top of her lungs, eyes squeezed shut and hands gripping her cocoa mug with white knuckles. "I AM NOT LEWD!"

    "... sorry, hun," Minna says, sounding chastised. "Just wondered if Edinburgh got back to you."

    "They confirmed it," Sanya says.

    "Ah, thank you." Minna's footsteps start descending the stairs - then stop. Her last footstep echos down the hollow stairway, leaving ominous, thoughtful silence in its wake.

    Motherfucking shit-fuck humperdick ballzang butterfuck hellbells SHE KNOWS

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:11 No.18521702
    Oh I like this. Do what she would not expect at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:11 No.18521705
    Then shut it so we can enjoy it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:11 No.18521708

    Eila had a running contest with zucchini to grab the most tits in canon. she nevep unf'd on sanya because she was to shy but it aint that big of a character change.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:12 No.18521713
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:12 No.18521719
    This would be a good chance to talk to minna and apologise. We still need to do that, remember?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:12 No.18521725
    Fuck it, JUMP.
    Take Sanya as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:12 No.18521726
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:12 No.18521727
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521730
    Sure, after we bounce her.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521732
    "...Want some hot chocolate Minna?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521733

    Remain completely silent.

    Let her approach... then THE BOU...

    "Would you like some Coco Herr Commandant?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521734
    Knows what?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521735
    And what does the Capital of Scotland have to do with anything?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521736
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521745
    Time to go methinks. Thank Sanya and ruffle her hair again.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521746
    That was beautiful.

    We wait for Minna to return.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521748
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    Why did we try to jump.

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521749

    Throw her the fuck off balance.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521750

    do our best Eila voice. "was there anything else?"
    >> Major Airlift 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521751
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    Drink more hot chocolate.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521754
    No we fucking don't.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:14 No.18521759
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/31/12(Sat)00:14 No.18521766
    >"Cocoa, ma'am?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:15 No.18521776
    Bug out!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:15 No.18521777
    Grab Sanya and jump.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:15 No.18521778

    "Would you like some Coco Herr Commandant?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:15 No.18521779

    apologize about what? fighting back after she attacked us?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:15 No.18521780
    What? I'm not clear on what it is she knows, but she's leaving, so we're probably fine to just sit here.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:15 No.18521781
    Might as well.

    We've tried everything BUT being polite. Might bounce her more than actually bouncing her.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:15 No.18521784
    Wait, so she thought we were another witch hanging out with Eila?

    And now her little emotion-sensor tells her otherwise?

    We may need to evacuate.
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:16 No.18521791
    Like we couldn't take it.
    We slugged her good and hit a low blow afterwords.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:16 No.18521792
    More hot chocolate, comforting hug, tell her that if she ever needs to talk about anything we're here for her.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:16 No.18521794

    PLAY IT!)
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:16 No.18521799
    Bounce, then give her hot chocolate
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:16 No.18521802
    What with the invasion, they've probably been moving vital functions out of London.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:16 No.18521803
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    >Sanya shouting
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:16 No.18521804

    Run as if to BOUNCE Minna then offer cocoa point-blank and debriefing.

    The cognitive dissonance will send her tumbling down the stairs all the way to the first floor.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:16 No.18521807
    Would you like some hot chocolate? We were just enjoying the view and getting to know each other a bit since if the crazy dies down a bit during the day I'll be flaying night patrols with her.
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:17 No.18521814
    For once, I vote for the nice option.

    We'll be professional, and she'll be waiting the entire time for us to do something ridiculous. And we'll just be normal for the entire conversation.

    And then when she's turned around we give her a MEGA WEDGIE and then run away.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:17 No.18521816
    How about we just ignore Minna for a change? We we're having a nice chat with Sanya, so let's just get back to it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:17 No.18521820
    We can stick with Sanya, or we can bail.

    What shall we choose?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:17 No.18521821
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:17 No.18521826
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:18 No.18521833
    Fuck the hot chocolate, run from the batshit redhead.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:18 No.18521837
    Yes, we must do this!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:18 No.18521839
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    >I think this is done? I don't know anymore, man. It keeps me up at night.

    Oh dear. I keep having all these choices sitting around. Guess it is time to have a vote to get rid of one.

    >I give Planefag choices, he picks one (very original, I know) and then when I finish it goes in the thread. Then the process starts anew.

    [ ] Male Bonding: NO HOMO

    [ ] Cheesecake of MC to troll(?) Minna (INCREDIBLY HOMO)

    [ ] FUCK YOU I HAVE DEMON COW: Our heroes gloriously riding into battle. On a cow. Trude and her sister are there or something too, I don't know. I just draw this shit.

    [ ] Haters Gonna Hate: Yoshika and Lynette with aviators giving 0 fucks

    [ ] No one likes Perrine. NO ONE.: Ian trapped in the presence of the worst witch on a couch. Poor bastard.

    [ ] TWINKIE HOUSE: MC getting cold clocked by Trude. Also, OW.

    [ ] Witches WITH Britches: Witch of choice gets drawn. Battle mode optional. PILOT MODO UNLOCKED! ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO BOUNCE WITH THE WITCHES (the answer is no)

    [ ] Robin the Cradle: Robin tackling/punching someone. My money is on Cupcakes, but I am open to suggestions. Odds are good she will get to punching them eventually.

    [ ] I reject your reality and substitute my own (WRITE IN CHOICE)

    [ ] Operation Benevolent Overlord (Give the thread the option to choose one of the above. Ends in tears and heart break. Also has the added bonus of throwing a wrench into the middle of the thread!)
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:18 No.18521843

    I wonder if she knows that she is the Commanding Officer of our kryptonite - the one human being we fear on this earth - our sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:19 No.18521848
    Minna's leaving, right? Might as well just chill.

    I'm glad to see Sanya calling her out on that shit, though. We should tell her she did the right thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:19 No.18521853
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:19 No.18521854

    >> drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)00:20 No.18521859
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    AND AS BONUS AT NO ADDITIONAL COST: have a clean version without text.
    >> Quartermaster 03/31/12(Sat)00:20 No.18521865
    When Minna comes back up, offer her some hot cocoa. After our general dickery with her, it'll dick with her even more to show that we CAN be an officer and a Gentlemen.

    "Hot Chocolate, Ma'am?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:20 No.18521866
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    Drawfag, you are a gentlemen and a scholar.

    40,000 Internets
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:20 No.18521869
    >[ ] Witches WITH Britches: Witch of choice gets drawn. Battle mode optional.
    Dude. DUDE. The MC vs BouncePantsMinna epic battle.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:21 No.18521871
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:21 No.18521874
    >Minna's footsteps start descending the stairs - then stop. Her last footstep echos down the hollow stairway, leaving ominous, thoughtful silence in its wake.
    >Motherfucking shit-fuck humperdick ballzang butterfuck hellbells SHE KNOWS

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:21 No.18521875
    >Little Japanese girl looks Japanese

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:21 No.18521876

    She was leaving...

    Then she took a moment to think... let the magic tick by a few moments.

    Sanya; Located
    Elia; Loc... In her bed
    Douchebag Pilot/Mechanic/Marine; target acquired.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:21 No.18521877
    Oh God yes!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:21 No.18521878
    Know what? Fuck it. We don't have our dicks in Cossack and the last time Minna saw us we ran off choking up because our little sister is on the front lines now.

    Offer her cocoa.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)00:21 No.18521881
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    -all is lost and you're cornered at the top of the tower it's over it's all fucking over OUT YOU NEED TO GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT-

    You pop off the wooden bench like a fucking jack-in-the-box, your strong legs powering you towards the parapet of the castle tower. Planting one foot on the stone crenelations, you leap out into open space.

    "GERONIMO, MOTHERFUCKERS!" you scream triumphantly, having bested Minna, Witches, Death Common Sense and adorably limited assumptions of your Gnomery Most Magnificent, and yank your D-Ring.

    Then your entire body weight comes down on your balls, and you slam into the stone wall of the tower.

    You shake your head to clear the stars, and look around, to see only stars. And night sky.

    You look down. There's the castle.

    You look up, and see your parachute neatly tangled in the stone battlements above, where the powerful spring in your parachute pack flung it.

    Kicking madly, you turn slowly in your parachute to see Minna staring at you through the window of the tower, almost eye-to-eye with you.

    >her face when
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:21 No.18521883

    Ignore Minna. Give Sanya a hug, she needs it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:21 No.18521885
    What happened to the group photo? That still getting made?


    Fucking A, that's amazing.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:21 No.18521889
    PF, you've used the whole "OH GOD SHE KNOWS" thing a number of times now, and it's never really clear what the hell you're talking about. Is that intentional, or have you already decided on some plans for MC?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:22 No.18521890
    +1 for Haters Gonna Hate
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/31/12(Sat)00:22 No.18521893
    You are SO COOL.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:22 No.18521894
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:22 No.18521895
    [x] Robin the Cradle: Robin tackling/punching someone. My money is on Cupcakes, but I am open to suggestions. Odds are good she will get to punching them eventually.
    [x] I reject your reality and substitute my own (WRITE IN CHOICE)

    Cupcakeski face down in the sand, Robin sitting on her back and pinning one arm with her feet and the other with her hand, and giving a peace sign while grinning.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:22 No.18521897
    rolled 67 = 67



    of failing that

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:22 No.18521898
    [X] Cheesecake of MC to troll(?) Minna (INCREDIBLY HOMO)

    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/31/12(Sat)00:22 No.18521899
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    >not lewd
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:22 No.18521900

    I called this shit.

    Planefag you magnificent bastard.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:23 No.18521902
    He's playing on the MC's massive paranoia.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:23 No.18521903
    "Want some hot chocolate?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:23 No.18521908
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    Well shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:23 No.18521909
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:23 No.18521910
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:23 No.18521911
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:23 No.18521915
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:23 No.18521919
    Shrug, sigh, thought that would work. Would you like some hot chocolate, it turned out rather well.

    *rank* Young reporting in, give her a formal by the book mission debriefing while hanging from a stuck parachute, do not let that change our behavior.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:23 No.18521920

    The incident in the barn awaits your pen, Sir Drawfag.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521928
    Oh hey. Just...hanging out.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521930
    >[x] I reject your reality and substitute my own (WRITE IN CHOICE)
    We still, after months, need a picture of MC in his wheel chair, ala Dark Overlord, shouting "Flight Crew! To meeee!"

    But eh, any choice you make is a good choice.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521931
    Assuming we still hold the thermos:
    "Hot chocolate?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521933
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521936
    Oh god we still have the thermos, offer some chocolate.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521938
    >and it's never really clear what the hell you're talking about

    Given that the MC immediately flips the fuck out and does something insane to escape after every one of those moments... I'll let you figure it out.

    (Psst, paranoid pilot assumes worst-case scenario.)
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521939
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    All of my yesssss
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521940
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521942
    new request:
    mc and ian on couch drinking beers
    ian in full suit of armor sipping straw through closed visor
    mc in flight jacket, boxers, and covered in bandages
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521945
    HOLYSHIT!! you've added a lot more detail since I last saw that one. Didn't expect it, but it looks AMAZING! Good work Drawfag!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:25 No.18521948
    Shrug, sigh, I thought that would work. Would you like some hot chocolate, it turned out rather well.

    *rank* Young reporting in, give her a formal by the book mission debriefing while hanging from a stuck parachute, do not let that change our behavior.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:25 No.18521949
    That'll show her for thinking we'd be predictable. Yup.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:25 No.18521950
    >Even better than I had expected.

    Salute. "Young reporting for duty, ma'am. Would you like some coco?"
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/31/12(Sat)00:25 No.18521952
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    make this face
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)00:25 No.18521953


    I KNOW one of those options appeals to you more then the others, so I really want you to go and do the one you want.

    Especially after that newest picture. You even got Yoshika's tail, peeking out from under the skirt, it's amazing my god yes
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:25 No.18521955
    Extend thermos out to Minna.

    "Hot chocolate...?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:25 No.18521956
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:26 No.18521965
    >*rank* Young reporting in, give her a formal by the book mission debriefing while hanging from a stuck parachute, do not let that change our behavior.
    YES. Also offer chocolate.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:26 No.18521969
    [23:25] <&Kota> Just admit it
    [23:26] <&Kota> You wanted to see an idiot flyer jump off a tower with a parachute
    [23:26] <&Kota> and you were going to make it happen no matter what
    [23:26] <@Demetrious> ... yeah
    [23:26] <@Demetrious> yeah
    [23:26] <@Demetrious> I mean there was a chance
    [23:26] <@Demetrious> but then enough people were CRAZY IVAN
    [23:26] <@Demetrious> and that is SO DELIGHTFULLY AMBIGUOUS
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:26 No.18521970

    What? I do this all the time. This is how I relax. Well, this and the shaking and the nightmares
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:26 No.18521971
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:26 No.18521972

    This! Oh for the love of planefag this!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:27 No.18521973
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    Play off if nothing happened
    >> drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)00:27 No.18521974

    Yeah, that is kinda a "in the back ground thing". I am still playing around and planning what I want to do with it. When the widow is done, I will post an update. I do these other ones so you guys aren't waiting for ever for new content forever. Probably will try and get at least that done over the weekend (I promise nothing).
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:27 No.18521978
    "...yeah, I don't have a good explanation for this either."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:28 No.18521984
    Often, the only worst case scenario possible involves MC being in love with Minna, which the playerbase isn't set on yet. If you're aiming straight for that route, ok, but at least tell us so the waifufags will shut up.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:28 No.18521985
    >You want no interaction with Minna. Here choo-choo fuk u.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:29 No.18521993
    "You. Stop being mean to Sanya."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:29 No.18521994
    She can still walk away. Which I support
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:29 No.18521995

    Your really think we were gonna avoid her for any significant period of time?

    Perhaps we should avoid our plane for a bit too... That sounds like a change of pace.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:29 No.18521996
    MC didn't want to talk to Minna. But a majority of /tg/ wanted to.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:29 No.18521997
    Hah. Well if we get a choice on what to draw, I hope we get something NEON SAMURAI related.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:30 No.18522000
    "testing the new parachutes"
    "its a new sport I just invented trust me it will be huge in like five decades"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:30 No.18522006
    This. Then ask/tell her about the new invasion stuff. Keep cool and act normal.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:30 No.18522007
    Well not *technically*
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:30 No.18522009

    "Is there any chance I could convince you that I'm Eila?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:30 No.18522010
    >Here choco-choco fuk u.

    Anyway, MC is becoming aware. He must find Planefag's ancestor's and ballpunch them until he won't be strung along anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:31 No.18522015
    The majority was saying jump off the tower rather than talk to her, you idiot.

    Planes are integral to the story, waifus are not.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:31 No.18522016
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:31 No.18522022
    We turn around and pretend to walk
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:31 No.18522023
    How long until this turns into Meta Box?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:32 No.18522030
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:32 No.18522033
    Strike Witches Quest nigger. Not Fly and shoot aliens quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:32 No.18522036
    Whoops I misread that as he.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:32 No.18522037
    >planes are integral to the story, waifus are not

    Yeah, and you can play Persona 3 or 4 while ignoring all the Social Links too, but that's really stupid for a lot of reasons.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:32 No.18522039
    All of my this.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:32 No.18522041
    Any shutters on the outside?
    Close them. A "NOPE" moment is acceptable.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)00:32 No.18522043
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    You stare at Minna with horror in your eyes. You dangle before her, fresh meat on the hook. Your fate is sealed.

    With weary, desperate fatalism, you proffer your last meager ploy, your only ghost of hope. The thermos bottle still clutched in your off-hand.

    "... cocoa?"

    And that's when Minna cracks up.

    Her lips literally explode outward as a guffaw bursts from her, then the rest of her air is forcibly expelled by spasms of laughter. She slowly sinks from sight as she continues to laugh, barely able to suck in air before violent mirth expels it again. Upon the steps of the North Tower Minna collapses, laughing helplessly, her peals of merriment echoing up and down the hollow stairway of the Tower.

    Finally, the laughter dies off a bit.

    You look up at where your 'chute is caught, and look down at Minna darkly.

    "Does this fucking look funny to you?"

    And that sets her off again.

    At long... long... LONG last Minna recovers enough to haul you in the window by your shirt-front as Sanya loosens the parachute above you. Finally hauling you in, you fall on Minna bodily as she trips up the stairs. She shoves you off, still sniggering, wiping tears from her eyes.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:32 No.18522044
    Can we climb in through the window?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:33 No.18522048
    >Her lips literally explode outward as a guffaw bursts from her

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:33 No.18522049
    So we turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away?
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/31/12(Sat)00:33 No.18522051

    Mostly because what the hell else are you going to do in the middle of the day?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:33 No.18522052
    Now we run
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:33 No.18522054
    Reminded of an old request while cruising the archived threads looking for something.

    Kathy attending to out mid-flight mechanical problems while MC gives no fucks and the other two look on in terror.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522063
    Act like nothing happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522064
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    >Shes laughing again
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522069
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    No, but COs are fairly important to the story.
    Narrative is fairly important to the story.
    Sexual tension is pretty good narrative. Doesn't even require the MC to be on board with his lower half.
    I'm not even in this for Minna, I'm in this for the ride, and their 'love'/hate causing MC no end of headaches? Damn fun stuff.
    Shut up and deal with it like everybody else.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522070
    Ok, now these:
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522072
    >Sanya's reaction

    Holy shit, that was intense.

    I'm sensing that she's gotten some serious verbal abuse, or at least mistreatment, while she's been here. Kids don't react like that when they're teased a few times, they do it when they get nothing but teasing ALL the time.

    I think we should try to be an awesome big bro to Sanya.

    >parachute-trapped in front of Minna

    "Thought I'd just drop by and say hello."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522073
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522075
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522078
    Ah, humor catharsis.

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:35 No.18522086
    MC should say something to restore his dignity. I just wish I could figure out what that is.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:35 No.18522087
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:35 No.18522091
    We should probably start laughing along with her. While saying something like "Okay, I guess that was kind of funny."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:35 No.18522097
    And back to Sayna conversation. To discuss Minna being a giggling loon.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:36 No.18522102

    We could say we meant to do that.

    But I think she'd laugh at us again.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:36 No.18522104
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    I think we might have bounced ourselves...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:36 No.18522111
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:37 No.18522113
    Alright, let's break out the puns.

    "thought I'd just hang around for awhile."
    "Hope you don't mind if I drop by."

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:37 No.18522115

    "Pretty funny, huh? This was my plan all along. No, really."

    "You aren't buying it, are you?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:37 No.18522120
    I daresay you are presented with a choice this night.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:37 No.18522123
    I like this.
    "So what's the deal with the Wing Commander? Is she just always fucking insane, or is there some magical keyword that trips her switch?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:37 No.18522128
    There's nothing we can say about what just happened that will make it better. We need to switch to either telling her off for being mean to Sanya, or ask about the transports we shot at.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:38 No.18522129
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    You have perfected the art of bouncing. You have nothing left to learn. Go forth, young apprentice, nay, master! And bounce the heavens themselves!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:38 No.18522130

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:38 No.18522134
    "Don't chute the messenger."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:38 No.18522140
    MC should keep his mouth shut if he hopes to retain the last scraps of his dignity.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:38 No.18522147
    So just turn around and walk away from Minna? I like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:39 No.18522155
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    be nice to sanya.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:39 No.18522156

    >>18522091 here. This isn't about making it better, this is about a natural reaction. And face it, it was pretty funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:39 No.18522158

    We have none left to save. I doubt we had much to begin with, but it is all gone after a few weeks on this rock.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:39 No.18522165
    She might not let us. I wouldn't let MC walk away after that.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:39 No.18522166
    Yeah, discuss the Sanya matter.

    We don't need her getting messed up further.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:39 No.18522167
    "Thought I'd just drop in."
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)00:40 No.18522177
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    Then you try to run. Skipping down the steps as fast as you can, you flee for your life, since your dignity is long lost, your parachute trailing behind you as your flight pulls it in through the window.

    Then something jerks you back violently, and you fall backwards on your ass. Your harness tightens, and with cold horror you realize Minna has you. Looking up, you see her still sniggering as she reels you in by your parachute, pulling it up hand-over-hand, a faint blue aura humming around her as she uses her magic to aid her strength.

    In the dark, barely-lit tower, Minna's shadowy figure looms tall. Moonlight illuminates her cruel, laughing, mocking face at the top of the neat, orderly line of stairs like the shining headlight of a train thundering down the tracks, an unstoppable force plowing towards you with inexorable, unavoidable consequences.

    You can even hear the whistle of - oh, no, that's your own desperate attempts to whistle for help with your own mouth, but you've no saliva to make it possible, not in the grip of terror.

    Finally, you lie at the feet of Minna, your doom, your Judge.

    What are your last words?

    >What State?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:40 No.18522179
    It eloped with our pants and went on permanent holiday.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:40 No.18522180
    All the more reason to do it, really.

    But this should probably take priority.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522183
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522190
    "Even in death, I'll still bounce."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522191
    "...The Aristocrats!"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522192
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522193
    Y'know, I feel kinda sorry for Drawfag. He finally sets out to do something and when he finishes, there's, like, three more fantastic things to draw.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522194
    "Have you been teasing Sanya about Eila?"

    That should catch her off-guard.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522199
    "With my last breath... i declare thee... SMALLLLLLTIIIIIIME!"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522200
    >> Writefag 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522201

    "I would've liked to have seen Montana."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522204
    rolled 65 = 65


    "...Don't chute the messenger."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522205
    Aren't we from Kansas, or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522208
    Put her of balance! Kiss her!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522209
    "Tell Mallory he's a tosser."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522213
    "Life is nothing but a bounce."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522214
    "...hey, don't chute the messenger."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:42 No.18522216

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:42 No.18522217

    "You know, I'm terrified beyond all rational thought... But the view is nice."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:42 No.18522220
    "You should be nicer to Sanya. If it wasn't for her I'd have died tonight."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:42 No.18522221
    "...so that's what your panties look like."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:42 No.18522224
    >lie at her feet
    >we're looking up from that position

    "As last things to see before I die go, this is one of the better ones."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:42 No.18522225
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:42 No.18522228

    "You know, you're beautiful when you're scary."
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/31/12(Sat)00:42 No.18522231

    We who are about to die bounce you.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:42 No.18522237
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:43 No.18522238
    >last words
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:43 No.18522239
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    "Worth it"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:43 No.18522240
    I've gotta go with "don't chute the messenger."

    It's just perfectly corny.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:43 No.18522244
    This. We can even point out that she just needed to sit down with Sanya and talk for a little while to figure out the problem. Her nonfraternization policy isn't really addressing the problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:43 No.18522247
    "Polka Dots? Really?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:43 No.18522248
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:43 No.18522252
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    >Why did we even bother with a whistle. It just attracts more.

    "In my defense, the odds were slightly better I would have survived the jump."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:43 No.18522256
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:43 No.18522260
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    rolled 77 = 77


    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:44 No.18522264
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:44 No.18522272
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    Call for backup.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:44 No.18522274
    These two
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:44 No.18522275
    >Say nothing.
    >Stare at legs.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:44 No.18522277

    heh. could be good.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:44 No.18522278
    This. Then this:
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)00:45 No.18522279
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    ... low blow, man. Low blow. Bad feels. SAD feels.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:45 No.18522281
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:45 No.18522283
    I change to "NOW SANYA"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:45 No.18522287
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:45 No.18522289

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:45 No.18522292
    "Ironic this happens just hours after I decide that I should stop looking to go out in a blaze of glory, and live well past 28."
    "Well Minna, I'm glad it was you, wouldn't want to go out any other way."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:45 No.18522294
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    >Finally, you lie at the feet of Minna
    >MC's face when
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:45 No.18522299
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:46 No.18522300
    The Hunt for Red October, mofo, do you know it?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:46 No.18522303
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:46 No.18522306
    A perfect distraction, sanya doesn't even have to do anything.

    As she turns we take that knife we stole and we cut our chute and we run.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:46 No.18522309
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:46 No.18522311
    ZZ Top would approve.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:46 No.18522314
    GTFO, heathen!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:47 No.18522326
    fucking rain...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:47 No.18522327
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:48 No.18522333
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:48 No.18522334

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:48 No.18522335
    Have you been mean to my Adorable Cossack?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:48 No.18522336

    I really like this, honestly. Big-Bro mode engage.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:48 No.18522337
    Changing to this.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:48 No.18522341
    >"I AM NOT FUCKING!" Sanya shouts at the top of her lungs, eyes squeezed shut and hands gripping her cocoa mug with white knuckles. "I AM NOT LEWD!"

    Just wanna say, that's not healthy behavior at all.

    We gotta get people to be nicer to Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:48 No.18522342

    "You do realize I've got a nice view from down here, don't you?"

    >Furiously try to free ourselves from our harness in a last-ditch attempt at freedom.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:48 No.18522343
    nice thighs
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:49 No.18522346
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:49 No.18522348
    Nothing. Just stare at her legs.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:49 No.18522349
    I also vote for "I would've liked to have seen Montana."
    >> Tofu 03/31/12(Sat)00:49 No.18522351
    This will confuse her giving us enough time to escape.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:50 No.18522353
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:50 No.18522355
    this or >>18522292
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:50 No.18522364
    Honestly, it's probably more Lucchini, maybe Yeager, and so on. Doing it in good fun, but just causing a lot of stress and frustration. Minna's probably too high-strung to joke about her witches fucking.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:51 No.18522365
    Bet part of the problem is that she doesn't interact with the other witches much thanks to her schedule, so the times they're most likely to remember are the times when she and Eila get caught doing the horizontal hokey-pokey.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:51 No.18522369
    It might be the others too, but Minna's doing it too, and as CO it's her responsibility to make sure this sort of thing doesn't happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:51 No.18522370

    Another vote for this.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:51 No.18522371
    >"Well Minna, I'm glad it was you, wouldn't want to go out any other w- SANYA, NOW!"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:51 No.18522372
    "Bitch! I love you!"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:52 No.18522383

    Sanya's too Sanya to stand up for herself, and we've but seconds to work with. When we have more time we'll teach her, but for now someone's gotta stand up for the girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:52 No.18522385
    Don't think Minna was joking. Which makes it worse in some respects.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:52 No.18522387

    >Minna's probably too high-strung to joke about her witches fucking.

    except for the part where she just did it twice or thrice in the span of two posts.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:53 No.18522392
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:53 No.18522398
    >Be the first ones to stand up for Sanya
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:54 No.18522406

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:54 No.18522407
    All of my yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:54 No.18522412
    That's just stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:55 No.18522422
    Maybe I'm just being dense tonight, but I'm not seeing it as joking. I thought she genuinely though she and Eila were going at it.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)00:55 No.18522428
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    About to die, you summon your wits to execute your final duty as a BOUNCING PILOT and leave a witty, clever, dashing exit line... and let it pass as you stare, dumbfounded, at Minna's legs. The shadows play most interestingly along the curve of her calves, her slender, yet finely toned thighs, leading up to her firm, tight little ass.

    "... *fuck* the light and fuck the tunnel, I'm going for *that,*" you say dreamily.

    Minna blinks. "What?"

    "What?" you reply.

    She bends over and hauls you upright, dusting off your jumpsuit unconsciously. "I'm sorry."

    "That's a fucking lie."

    "NO SHIT!" she ejaculates, then giggles again. "I stopped, and I was *just* thinking 'if it is him I don't have to do anything but wait a second because he'll inevitably do something insane' and almost the same instant you go screaming off the roof and WHAM there you are dangling like a fucking fish on a hooooaahahahaahahahahahahahaha-" Minna bites her lip, hard, and suppresses another spasm of laughter with visible effort. "It was just... just... oh, oh, I haven't laughed like that in...." she wipes away a few more tears. "Oh. Wow."

    "Are you okay?" Sanya calls down from the tower roof.

    "Just fine," Minna calls up. "We're coming up, hon."

    You huff, gathering up your parachute behind you. Utterly deflated, you really don't know what to do or say, so you tail along after Minna as you're told, for a change of pace.

    "So what was that about Edinburgh?" you say as your nosiness gets the better of you.

    "Oh, that," Minna says. "We really need to talk about Sean."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:55 No.18522429
    This has never stopped us before.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:56 No.18522431

    thats... not much of an improvement.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:56 No.18522432
    How is lesbianism treated in 1940s Witch World?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:56 No.18522438
    >she ejaculates
    Um... PF, I think you may have misspelled something here.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:56 No.18522439
    >Sean. We still don't tell him
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:56 No.18522440
    >"NO SHIT!" she ejaculates, then giggles again. "I stopped, and I was *just* thinking 'if it is him I don't have to do anything but wait a second because he'll inevitably do something insane' and almost the same instant you go screaming off the roof and WHAM there you are dangling like a fucking fish on a hooooaahahahaahahahahahahahaha-" Minna bites her lip, hard, and suppresses another spasm of laughter with visible effort. "It was just... just... oh, oh, I haven't laughed like that in...." she wipes away a few more tears. "Oh. Wow."

    God dammit
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:57 No.18522443

    Nope, it can be used to describe a rapid exclaimation...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:57 No.18522448
    No, we really need to talk about Sanya. Seanya can wait.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:57 No.18522449
    wait what
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:57 No.18522456
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/31/12(Sat)00:58 No.18522458
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    PLOT time, eh? I approve!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:58 No.18522460
    >I haven't laughed like that in....
    In about 12 hours, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:58 No.18522462
    So... it was good for her, too, then?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:58 No.18522464
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:58 No.18522468
    >"We really need to talk about Sean."
    "He touched Robin didn't he? Im going to fucking kill him!"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:58 No.18522469
    >fuck the tunnel
    We still have a few flags left to clear before we get that event, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:58 No.18522471
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    what about him?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:58 No.18522475
    Sanya first.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:59 No.18522481

    It wont' do any good out of our mouths.

    She needs to tell Minna off herself; I think we can provide moral support.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:59 No.18522490
    We are dealing with this Sanya problem now.

    We can always strangle Sean later.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/31/12(Sat)00:59 No.18522491

    inb4 shocking revelation about Sean ending in cliffhanger.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:59 No.18522492
    >"We really need to talk about Sean."
    We really need to talk about the way this adorable little Cossack has been treated.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:59 No.18522494
    Brace for NEXT TIME.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:00 No.18522501
    "Seanya can wait, lets talk about the other one"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:00 No.18522504
    Next time this sort of thing occurs, we say this and then offer her a cigarette.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:00 No.18522506
    We have to start somewhere. If we lead the way, Sanya can learn to stand on her own.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:00 No.18522507
    >We really need to talk about Sean.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:00 No.18522511
    Well it IS 0100
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:00 No.18522513
    I don't think Minna realizes it's a problem. We can talk to Sanya about it too, but Minna needs straightening out on this.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:01 No.18522515
    Seanya can wait, we need to talk about Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:01 No.18522516
    Oh boy, seems like we've got one more post before NEXT TIME ON SWQ.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)01:01 No.18522519
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    STRIKE WITCHES will resume FRIDAY, APRIL 6TH, at 7:30 PM EST (-4 GMT) because I work Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. We will probably run again that Saturday or Sunday, though! DOUBLE THE TROUBLE.

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:01 No.18522520
    Did Sean touch Robin?

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:01 No.18522527
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:01 No.18522528
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:02 No.18522529

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:02 No.18522530
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    A WEEK?
    A WEEK!?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/31/12(Sat)01:02 No.18522531

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:02 No.18522532
    >"If it is him, i only need to wait a second and he'll inevitably do something insane."

    Ha, ha.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:02 No.18522533
    A week without SWQ. I just. I just can't even comprehend.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:02 No.18522534
    Why can't you be cool and run 2 threads a day like Landing Gear?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:02 No.18522540
    Alright then. See you then.

    Tonight was fun.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/31/12(Sat)01:03 No.18522544
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    >a whole week
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:03 No.18522548
    >Trying to help Sanya

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:03 No.18522549
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    rolled 6 = 6





    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:03 No.18522551
    Fine, but we're definitely talking about Sanya then. You can't get rid of us that easily.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:03 No.18522556
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    I.. what is this feeling.

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:04 No.18522561
    Is protecting Robin from Sean more important than helping Sanya?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:04 No.18522566
    Welp, off to the cryo-tube
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)01:05 No.18522569
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    >Landing Gear
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:05 No.18522572
    Yes, but by a slim margin.

    And by far the less urgent of the two due to the fact that Robin can take care of herself.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/31/12(Sat)01:05 No.18522575


    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:05 No.18522576

    robin is a pretty tough cookie. its good to help her when we can cause she is our one and only precious sister, but she aint in NEED the same way.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:05 No.18522577
    Sanya Protectorate

    We will defend delightful adorable comrade cossack.
    >> Major Airlift 03/31/12(Sat)01:05 No.18522579
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    A whole week!?

    I might die!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/31/12(Sat)01:05 No.18522580
    Why are the witches here and not off shooting transports?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:05 No.18522582
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    But, But... I want more SWQ!

    See you in a week planefag.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:05 No.18522583
    Seconding this. Giving Minna and Sanya something to laugh about us will be good for them.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:05 No.18522585
    Robin can protect herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:05 No.18522588
    But that's like...

    ...hold on, doing the math...

    ...forever! But if it's for you, I can wait.
    >> archivalfag 03/31/12(Sat)01:06 No.18522592
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    Sup fags. So I actually got shit done this time. Finished adding thread titles, sorted shit and added the other writefags' stuffs. If there are any others I don't know about tell me. So, updated to chapter FIFTY-NINE.

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)01:06 No.18522596
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    >sad posters

    I think it's time for another SIDE-STORY like the Udet one to help make the week pass faster. I'll try to get one out.
    >> Gepanzertehexe !mYedictMKA 03/31/12(Sat)01:06 No.18522598
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    It's ok planefag, I am sure some awesome bastard will fill in the gap
    >> drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)01:07 No.18522602


    Actually, I am totally fine with this. Gives me a chance to get caught up/play some vidya. Enjoy the week off, you have earned it. Nu content should be done by the time you get back. As for the choice...well, I will let it be a surprise.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:07 No.18522603
    Nah, disregard us. We're just being funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:08 No.18522610
    How about us playing Commitment Chicken with Eila?

    That'd be amusing.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:08 No.18522612

    It's cool mate. We trust you completely.

    Perhaps I'll have to go watch the actual series now...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:08 No.18522618
    After this, you deserve a week off. Enjoy your rest.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:08 No.18522619
    Definitely don't fucking disregard us. I want that fucking side story.
    >> Thunder and Lightning Lucky No.13 Writefag 03/31/12(Sat)01:08 No.18522621
    “C’mon… You can’t tell me the sparkles have a deep freeze but don’t have ice cre-Ah-HA!” James Anders came away from the freezer holding a pint-sized tub marked “Chocolate.” The sparkly bints might’ve almost gotten him killed, but there were perks to being stationed here- the pale of frosty chocolate deliciousness was one of them. “Come to daddy…”

    “You’re supposed to be in the infirmary.” Brit-Witch, Eight-o-clock. James turned around slowly, glancing to make she didn’t anything air-worthy in her hands.

    “They thought I might have a concussion. I don’t feel concussed, though, so I thought I’d have some ice cream. I figured I earned it today.” He moved over towards the silverware drawer and removed the largest spoon he could find. “…Especially since I didn’t get my pancakes this morning.”

    Bingo. Her eye twitched a bit at that one. “I was trying to find you…”
    >> archivalfag 03/31/12(Sat)01:09 No.18522623
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    How about Krupinski leaving the 502nd? Would be so many feels.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:09 No.18522625
    Get your shit done guy. You need to make that dosh
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:09 No.18522630
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    >APRIL 6TH
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:09 No.18522634
    STFU. Do you *want* him not to write more?
    >> http://pastebin.com/J82QUMh0 Writefag 03/31/12(Sat)01:10 No.18522643
    “Mission successful.” He pried the lid off the tub and dug the spoon into it.

    “I wanted to say…” She started, then stopped. Damn- must be hard for a sparkle to admit when they screwed up. “I wanted to apologize. For earlier, I almost got you killed and… I’m sorry.”

    James stuck a mouthful of delicious chocolate ice cream in his mouth as she spoke, and swallowed the last of it as she finished. “That it?” Her mouth tried to form words for a good two seconds before her brain caught up. “What do you want me to say, Bishop? ‘Oh, it’s ok! You did your best!’”

    Anger flashed in his voice as he opened up all guns. “You almost got me killed, and now we’re down -another- Lightning, a hundred-thousand dollar aircraft which is in pretty goddamn short supply at the moment. It’ll probably be weeks until they requisition a new one, fly it all the way across the damn Atlantic, over Europe- Hell, if I’m lucky they’ll put me in charge of a training squadron back home instead of discharging me altogether…” He looked at the ground sourly, not having thought of that particular downside before that moment. He knew Silverman and Mancini were probably shipping back- but at least they’d flown their full twenty-five sorties.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:11 No.18522659
    Writefag's posting. There's your sidestory. Give planefag a break.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:11 No.18522661
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    A whole week without sleep deprivation? Fuck yeah!
    >> http://pastebin.com/u/LegioCI Writefag 03/31/12(Sat)01:12 No.18522667
    Meanwhile the Sparkle was deflating in front of him. “You want to know what I have to say, Bishop? Here it is:” He set the chocolate ice cream down on the counter harder than was probably necessary. “The only thing you did today was prove me and every other airman with a word about the matter right.” The façade was gone- cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! “You witches aren’t pilots; aren’t soldiers. You sit around your little castles playing ‘Who’s the prettiest pretty princess?’, looking good for the papers back home. Hell, occasionally you go out and score a couple of Martian kills to justify to the brass why you’re even in this war.”

    James jammed his thumb into his chest so hard it hurt. “Meanwhile, soldiers- REAL soldiers, are out there on the lines, bleeding and dying. How many witches have you lost since this war started? Seven? Eight?” Bishop opened her mouth to answer, but he didn’t give her a chance. “I’ve been with this squadron for nine months, And we’ve lost ten pilots. Ten.” He named them off on his fingers. “Perry, Jameson, Zimmerman, Carson, Schumacher, O’Reilly, Lewinsky, Blair, Cohen and fucking Harry, my first flight leader, y’know the one that helped me save your sorry, sparkly ass last August?”

    He grabbed the tub of ice cream, jammed the spoon in it and walked for the door. “So yeah, apology accepted, Princess.” He let that final word roll off the tongue a double-spoonful of angry vitriol. She wasn’t in tears, but she was damn close- Good, she’d earned it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:14 No.18522695
    Well I'm glad Minna got to laugh for a change, instead of crying or getting angry whenever she sees us.

    But damn, I feel horrible for Sanya.

    Maybe if we went around telling people to lay off the teasing?
    >> Yeah. He mad. Writefag 03/31/12(Sat)01:15 No.18522707
    Fifteen minutes, three wrong turns, half a pint of chocolate ice cream and a brain breeze later, James wandered back into the pilot’s quarters or, as the new, hastily painted sign above the doorway said, “Trouser Territory - No pants, No shoes, No entry.” It had been some hours since the morning’s sorties.

    “I swear to God… I swear it! If I hear another word of that Russian gobbledegook I’m gonna throttle that little…” Bozo was leaning precariously back in his seat, holding a half-empty bottle of Coke.

    “It wasn’t Russian, it was Czech.” Of course, the voice of reason was Flip, ever the gentleman. He seemed to be the only pilot in the squadron who hadn’t found something to gripe about since they’d gotten here.

    “Don’t care if it was Martian, I’m still gonna throttle her if she don’t start speaking like a human being…” Bozo countered.

    “What if she has super-magic-strength or something?” James interjected as he took a seat. “She might decide you’d fit more efficiently into your cockpit if you were shaped like a pretzel.” Bozo seemed to blanch at the thought.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:15 No.18522712
    No, just Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:17 No.18522726

    yeah minnas in charge that sort of thing is her job.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:17 No.18522727

    I keep saying this!


    Sanya needs to get the backbone to put the others in their place and, eventually, get Elia to sleep alone.

    Cruel? A bit. But Elia is hurting Sanya by asking her for more than she can give. Sanya needs to say no; if we say anything, we're an interloper.
    >> It's actually OK to stop here: This is Trouser Territory. Writefag 03/31/12(Sat)01:17 No.18522729
    “How’s the burns?” Flip asked thoughtfully.

    “Could’ve been worse- the fuselage kept most of the fire away from me. Just some smoke inhalation, glorified sunburns and they think I might be slightly concussed. Where’d you get that coke?”

    “There’s a machine over by the gym.” Bozo informed him.

    “There’s a goddamn gym?” The place was big and he had learned over the past couple of days, had many things you didn’t usually find on a military base. There was the kitchen, of course, a large and very fancy dining room, at least two libraries, the housing wings along each end, and, evidently, there was a gym somewhere in there too.

    “It’s, uh, dammit where is that stupid map…” Bozo looked around for a spare as he flung the now-empty coke bottle off somewhere into the room.

    “Don’t worry about it.” Anders leans back in his chair. “I need to get off this base for a few hours. How long has it been since we’ve been to Alexandria?”
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:17 No.18522732
    Yeah, I think once we point out the problem, noting that it's something she's supposed to be handling, she'll get on it.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)01:18 No.18522741
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    >James at this juncture

    Ever notice how the guy named James always gets shafted in movies? ALWAYS?
    >> Starshadow 03/31/12(Sat)01:18 No.18522744
    I bet the heat coming off his head could cook a walrus. I can barely keep up with his quest and all I do is read.
    >> Fin. See you guys next week. Writefag 03/31/12(Sat)01:19 No.18522750
    Flip shrugged, he hadn’t even been in the squadron long enough to remember their last leave.

    “I need a drink, I need music and I need the company of women who don’t fly around trying to get me killed.”

    “Brother, now you’re speaking my language.” Bozo said with a smile, rubbing his hands together devilishly.

    Flip was grinning himself. “I could certainly use a break myself.”

    “And all this means I’m gonna to have to come as well. Make sure you guys don’t make asses of yourselves like last time.” And that would be Franklin, the 48th’s very own Tuskegee Airman.

    Anders shrugged. “Hey! If the squids didn’t want to wake up to barnyard animals they shouldn’t have called the honor of the Army into question. We take that seriously!” Anders stood from the table. “Guess I better go find a jeep that isn’t being watched carefully enough. Meet back up at eighteen-hundred?”
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:19 No.18522756
    And other people keep saying we can, so shut the fuck up, idiot. We've already talked to Sanya about it, and now we need to point out a failure in command on Minna's part. We can talk to Sanya some more, but we should talk to Minna about while we have her here.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:21 No.18522782
    Check and mate, dear Fap Angel
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:22 No.18522793
    Thank god, Sweet thanks Fap Angel you managed to plan around one of the 4 games my hockey team plays next week.

    next week will be excellent.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:22 No.18522800

    As an addendum, Minna is in the same boat. She's "just" the commander.

    If we say it; Eila will rationalize as "Dumb pilot wants Sanya for himself."
    If she says it; Eila will rationalize as "Commander is jealous/doesn't understand our love."
    If Sanya says it; Eila is forced to face the music...

    With a bit of support, and a lot of bawling; They can have a healthy relationship with each other. One that doesn't slowly cut Sanya to ribbons.

    We can sooth the pain by telling off Minna, or we can help Sanya fix the problem for good. I think the choice is obvious.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:23 No.18522804
    I still think that we should always refer to her as 'shortbreadski'

    One day she'll overhear us, and not even know what the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:23 No.18522809

    archivalfag, SWQ 55 was missing a chunk during the bit where Robin drags MC to Minna and reveals the transfer. Did you get it fixed for this batch?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/31/12(Sat)01:24 No.18522815
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    You mean the SECRET AGENT who, in his latest adventure, saved an entire nation from... DOUBLED WATER RATES? When in real life, the inspiring incident involved TRIPLED water rates?

    Hold me.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:24 No.18522820
    Sanya is a 12 year old girl who's been molested and teased about her sexuality AND separated from her father.

    She can't grow a backbone, she doesn't get the chance to. If she's not flying patrols in the middle of the night, alone, she's being a squeeze-doll for the only person who spends time with her, or being teased about it by everyone else.

    What she needs is an advocate. We can do that easy enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:24 No.18522824
    We deal with Minna, then tell Sanya she doesn't have to put up with that shit if she doesn't want to.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/31/12(Sat)01:27 No.18522852
    That's fair.
    >> Writefag no 2 03/31/12(Sat)01:27 No.18522860
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    >no thread until Friday

    You know what? Since I have so much time to write it, and it is such a delay, Prune Barge Shuffle will be an extra-long special edition.

    Stay tuned after SWQ for The North Sea Turkey Shoot. See you next Friday.
    >> Starshadow 03/31/12(Sat)01:27 No.18522862
    How about Krumpetski?

    We like Cupcakeski because it serves as a reminder of the frosting we gave her. But really, you can plug in almost any food and make it just as mocking. Waffleski, Bagelski, Noodleski, Pancakeski, Sandwichski, Rouladeski, Balutski Surstrommingski....
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:28 No.18522872

    That's exactly why we can't be her advocate.

    If we do it for her, she'll get right back in the same situation.

    She needs to learn to pull the trigger herself. If we do it for her, she'll never learn.

    Either she learns to take the hit now, or she'll break when we aren't there to take the first two blows.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:28 No.18522874
    Eila's not that crazy, and would take Minna telling her something more seriously.
    And besides, talking to Minna is just as much about pointing out something she fucked up. Sanya's a night witch, and so doesn't have a lot of contact with the others, but that's all the more reason for Minna to be checking in with her. She should have found out about this and addressed it earlier.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:29 No.18522887
    We can fix this problem for her and still get her in shape to deal with future ones. There's absolutely no reason to let this go on any longer.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:29 No.18522892
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    Bonus points if it's German pastries. Strudelski and whatnot.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:30 No.18522899
    As long as she delivers the message herself, we can be her support. Both us and Minna. I can't see "hey, your loliwitch is distraught by the constant advances and innuendo she's uncomfortable with" ending in any other way than her in Sanya's corner with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:30 No.18522911
    If Sanya is the one who has to make the choice, we have make sure she understands that she DOES have a choice.

    She can't pull the trigger if she isn't aware that she can.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:31 No.18522921
    >If she's not flying patrols in the middle of the night
    Gee, if only there was someone that flew the same routine and so had the chance to help her learn to stand up for herself.
    Doing this in her stead will just likely lead to her slumping back into the same helpless/uncertain demeanor that allows everyone to walk all over her in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:33 No.18522935
    Exactly; show her how it's done with Minna, then let her deal with Eila.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:33 No.18522936

    That's locking the barn door once the horse is running free.

    It's Minna's bad, sure. But when we describe Minna, -ologist isn't how we finish the Psych-.

    We can shift blame, or we can haul ass to a solution.
    No. She doesn't deserve us fucking coddling her from her own life. We need to teach her how to roll with that punch, not take it for her.


    This is what I'm talking about. We can stand behind her, we can help her figure out how to do it.

    But she's the only one who can take the shot.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:33 No.18522949
    Great, so we're agreed to give Sanya CONFIDENCE lessons.

    She'll earn her aviator's yet!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:33 No.18522950
    ehh... call it a draw?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:36 No.18522996

    Alright. Then we can start the lessons right here.

    Minna is usually reasonable about this sort of thing with her witches. So we put it simple.

    "Sanya, I think you had something on your mind when Minna was coming up here. I think you'd feel a lot better if you said it plain."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:37 No.18523011

    And then we kill Martians.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:39 No.18523031
    The fuck is wrong with you? Tough love can only go so far, you know. You don't teach a man to fish when he's starving; you give him a fish and then teach him.
    There are plenty of ways that Sanya can build up self-confidence, so taking this particular opportunity away isn't a big deal, and it saves her from enduring any more of this bullshit.
    We need to yell at Minna about not noticing this, and that'll probably be enough for the time being. Since we're going to be flying night missions regularly, we should have plenty of time to talk to Sanya about this later.
    Again, yes, she needs to learn to do this on her own, but that's no excuse from not stopping this ourselves this time. This problem is too high a level for her to deal with right now. Once we train her a bit she should be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:41 No.18523043
    >You don't teach a man to fish when he's starving; you give him a fish and then teach him.

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:44 No.18523072
    Good stuff, but I'm not seeing the character sheets for the different squads on the pastebin. Those were useful.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:44 No.18523078

    Which is why we're gonna start small; with telling the "reasonable" commander how she was being insensitive.

    We need to walk a fine line there. Sanya needs to be in on that call; A hand on the rod and reel to extend the metaphor.

    If we take it away from her, we're just band-aiding the problem. Which is cute and all if we're going for being big bro; but is ultimately setting her up for failure.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:45 No.18523092
    you know after all of the bullshit we've pulled with minna and how messed up she is in general "we know your girls better than you after being here a week and also you've majorly fucked up (again)" probably wont go over well. ESPECIALLY since its like, true and shit.

    now, the direct approach is very in character and its a good big brotherly thing to do for sanya but it might mean burning down that rickety ass bridge we've built.
    >> Writefag 03/31/12(Sat)01:47 No.18523106

    Pulled them for now. Gonna be editing them some time this week or so. I didn't think anyone would miss them, though, so I'll put them back up.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:48 No.18523110
    It's not setting her up for failure if we follow up with her afterward. We can both deal with the current problem ourselves and still make sure she's capable of dealing with similar ones in the future. Those two things are not incompatible, and if we do it ourselves we can spare her any further pain.

    If it's true, and I'd agree that it sort of is, then it needs to be said. We can be slightly more tactful/understanding than that, but the reaction doesn't really matter here.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:48 No.18523115
    Tough shit. She'll get over it; Sanya's well on the way to developing serious emotional problems.
    Emotional problems completely unrelated to warishell.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:48 No.18523116
    Oh, boy. We are going to have to try and support her as well.

    If she could deal with her problems alone, she would have solved her shit by now.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:49 No.18523123
    That it's accurate is precisely why it needs to be said, consequences be damned. If we have to burn bridges to help the adorable Cossack, then grab a fucking torch.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:49 No.18523129
    Not if Sanya backs us up. We're not saying "We know your girls more than you do, stop doing this.", we're saying "Hey, Sanya just told us about this issue. Were you aware of it?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:50 No.18523131

    Lessons are best learned hands on.

    You know what's gonna happen if we do that? I can probably get the quote pretty close.

    "But that's you; you're a war hero and stuff like that. I can't say that to Minna, or Eila, or any of them!"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:51 No.18523143
    At this point, I'd be willing to say screw it and wait for a new CO. It'd be someone new to mess with, at least.

    I think we can be a little more forceful about it than that, but yes, we should avoid intentionally incendiary language.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:51 No.18523147

    This is all I'm asking. Sanya has to be able to do it. We can help her with the other witches.

    When it comes down to Elia, she needs to be able to drop the hammer on her own. We can't help her against that final boss.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:52 No.18523154
    We could wait for a new CO, but you do know that having a crumbling Minna as our boss until the replacement comes in is likely to get somebody we care about killed?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:53 No.18523160
    If she says that we just have to apply angry pilot logic. That's something we can deal with later. Not acting on it now means that Sanya, and her relationship with Eila, continues to suffer.

    Why do you want to hurt Sanya? Do you like drowning puppies and burning orphanages, too?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:53 No.18523165

    The exact opposite.

    We can't get rid of Minna. If we drop Minna, guess who's gonna get the position?

    Some jerkoff hand picked by Mallory. We're gonna see fucking squadrons wiped off the board.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:55 No.18523183
    Do you really think a new CO could stand us? The only reason we haven't been worse with Minna is because we're scared of her. They'd have to pick someone reasonably tough, and Mallory's goons probably don't fit the description. Maybe Luke could get promoted. I'd like to see more of him.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:55 No.18523184
    Why do you want to coddle Sanya? Do you lock cats indoors and wrap kids in bubble wrap too?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:56 No.18523187

    Hurt her?

    Fuck man... You think you're gonna save the cute little cat by taking her life off her shoulders?

    We won't be there all the time, and if we let this continue, it's gonna crush her. She's a trooper when it comes to the war; but she's fighting a battle on two fronts here.

    If we don't let her learn to take an emotional punch like that, she's gonna shatter like a Ming vase.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:56 No.18523189
    I'm pretty sure you just committed a logical fallacy there.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:56 No.18523190
    Dude, it's like teaching a child to ride a bike.

    Yes, you will feel shitty when the kid scrapes a knee. But if the kid can start riding on her own, then it will have been worth it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:58 No.18523217

    oh im down. helping out sanya > lovelove minna shit.

    but i wouldnt want some rock stupid minnafags to vote for this just cause it involves speaking to minna and fuck their own storyline by accident. there is no victory in that.

    also, i doubt getting her to hate us would crack her up. actually, it would probably help her straighten shit out.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:59 No.18523222

    Luke's got his own wing to handle.

    Whoever we get, we're gonna have a commander who isn't suited for witch command. And THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

    This won't be avoidable. Minna's had the time to watch mistakes occur in her wing, and though we may not see it that often, she's competent in the air.

    Whoever we get, we'll get a first hand glimpse of what happens when you put an underqualified commander in place.

    [dramaticbrokenspoiler]He's gonna end up maiming or killing Robin you know.[dramaticbrokenspoiler]
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:59 No.18523234
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    maybe we'll get promoted
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:00 No.18523243
    There is nothing unique about the present situation in terms of its utility to teach Sanya how to be more assertive.
    If we do not act now to fix the present situation, Sanya will continue to suffer until she is assertive enough to fix it herself.

    I don't see why we can't teach Sanya to fish and deal with this right now. We just have to teach her with a smaller issue, like asking someone to pass the milk. Start small, work your way up.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:19 No.18524345
    The entire post would still be true

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