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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Frog Prince Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)22:40 No.18520213  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    You stand on the sidewalk with the three girls.
    "Any place you want to check out?" you ask them
    "I could go for a snack. Maybe some bread." Hina tells you.
    You walk the short distance to Pantasia.
    As you open the door for the girls and they head inside, Hina stops you from coming in.
    "YOU. Stay out there." She gives you a glare. "I'll just buy something for you."
    "Okay... Get me some buns then. Nice hot ones." you tell her.
    She gives you a small punch on the shoulder and heads on inside.

    As you stand outside on the sidewalk, waiting for the girls to come back out, you hear someone call out your name.
    "Hey! Hey! Hayate!" You see Tsukino running towards you from the municipal building at the end of the block.

    >hmnnn pantsless and at home on a saturday morning.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:44 No.18520282
    Say hi, wave back to her. Make no reference to our new gender, if she brings it up look at our new boobs, look back at her and say "I suppose I am, good to know."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:44 No.18520285
    Now I can go to sleep (0544 AM)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:44 No.18520289
    rolled 12 = 12


    "Ara ara, good afternoon Tsukino-chan. Not manning the store today?"

    >Infected with the KY ara ara
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:45 No.18520299
    >Strike Witches Quest
    >Katawa Yandere
    >Mahou Shounen Quest
    Saturday is best day.
    Be butler. Serve tea.
    That's not happening right now. We left that in bed with Hina and Erica.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:45 No.18520305
    Just a note, but we are male at the moment, the femaleness was just a thing in 69.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:46 No.18520306
    "Hello Ms. Tsukino, how can I help you today? Not manning the counter?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:51 No.18520394
    >quest threads seem to be unbumpable today. oh yu mods. yu so fanni
    SWQ was like that for a bit at the start, but worked fine after a bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:52 No.18520411
    p. sure this' working fine
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:52 No.18520415
    Say hi, work in some innuendo. Maybe something about her rack being improperly secured.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/30/12(Fri)22:52 No.18520416
    uhm.. who is Tsukino again?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:52 No.18520420
    Yeah, there's apparently a mod who's making quest threads unbumpable, someone got on the 4chan IRC channel and they were told that it was deliberate.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:53 No.18520435
    The one in Pantasia who's dough we always knead.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:53 No.18520436
    Bakery chick with lovely soft buns.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:53 No.18520438
    According to the catalog, things are bumping fine right now.

    The bakery girl whose buns we wish to butter.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:55 No.18520456
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    rolled 12 = 12


    The fuck?

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)22:55 No.18520468
    Or is it just in #69? Hmm?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:55 No.18520476
    Not the place to discuss this, make a new thread if you wish to do it.
    Let us not endanger this one.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)22:55 No.18520477
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    >Ara ara
    >goddamn mental image

    "Ara ara, good afternoon Tsukino-san. Not manning the store today?" You ask her.
    "No." She says as she gets to you slightly out of breath and panting.
    'stupid sexy panting, it's not like i want to listen to you all day or everything' you think
    "I was out delivering some pi to the offices there," she points to the building she came out of "Why arent you in the store?" she asks.
    "My girlfriend stopped me from coming inside."
    "How using the back door?" She says as she latches onto your arm.

    [ ]Nope
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/30/12(Fri)22:56 No.18520479

    so hina's efforts came to waste huh?

    [x] flirt like hell

    might as well when nobody can stop us.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:56 No.18520485
    We aren't femyate right now

    Say hello to Tsukino and see what she is doing today and if it is her day off
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:56 No.18520489
    Yes, LG's last post in #69 was "Now back to main universe" or something in regards of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:56 No.18520495
    Backdoor HOOOOO!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)22:57 No.18520501
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:57 No.18520504
    [x] Backdoor HOOOO
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:57 No.18520509
    "My apologies, but I did say to her that I would stay here."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)22:57 No.18520510
    "I'd like to, but I really shouldn't. She could return at any moment."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)22:58 No.18520526
    Oh, I'm not saying we're Susan NOW. But you never know when it might turn up again.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:58 No.18520529


    Manly choir: HE MAN
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)22:58 No.18520532
    Yes. this is the MAIN TIMELINE/UNIVERSE

    The femme hayate parts [if they ever pop up again]
    Will have the subject -MSQ:TOS-
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:58 No.18520534

    Or we could spend some time outside the bakery with her
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:59 No.18520537
    It won't.
    It was an unrelated side story
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:59 No.18520541
    I told her I'd stay outside, I'll have to use your backdoor some other time
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:59 No.18520546
    Nope, we said we'd wait here.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)22:59 No.18520549
    You're going to get us killed!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:00 No.18520562
    Shame on you LG, voting in your own quest!

    But yeah, backdoor.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:01 No.18520581
    >Shame on you LG, fixing a typo in your own quest!
    Also nope, we said we'd wait
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:01 No.18520583
    Not a vote, typo correction.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:01 No.18520587
    He wants to get some HUE out of the way early
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:01 No.18520590
    Nope. We told Hina we were staying.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:01 No.18520595
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:02 No.18520613
    Tsukino would increase the average boobage of our family come to think of it
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:03 No.18520622
    Also 0544AMfag here, finally going to sleep because dammit LG, i-it's not like I like your quest or anything
    >> Quartermaster 03/30/12(Fri)23:03 No.18520624

    We're staying right here, Hina will be very unhappy if we leave our spot.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)23:03 No.18520629
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    "I told her I'd stay outside, I'll have to go through the back some other time" you tell her.
    "AWWW... I even cleaned it this morning. Sure it's a bit cramped there, but some people like that. Cmon, it'll be fun!" She wiggles and her body presses up against you even more.


    that was a text correction. :/
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:04 No.18520635
    rolled 22 = 22

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:04 No.18520638
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    rolled 51 = 51


    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:04 No.18520646
    rolled 61 = 61

    we gonna get taken through the back
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:05 No.18520647
    rolled 85 = 85

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:05 No.18520656
    rolled 49 = 49

    I think we want to fail this one. It's not our fault, we just have too much swag.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:05 No.18520659
    rolled 1 = 1

    >AWWW... I even cleaned it this morning. Sure it's a bit cramped there, but some people like that. Cmon, it'll be fun!"

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:05 No.18520661
    rolled 92 = 92

    Well we might have some troubles if it is cramped, I am not exactly small after all
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:05 No.18520664
    rolled 76 = 76

    I like it cramped.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:06 No.18520675
    cramped to death
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:06 No.18520681
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    rolled 23 = 23


    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:06 No.18520690
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    oh boy here we go
    >> Quartermaster 03/30/12(Fri)23:06 No.18520692
    Here we go!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:06 No.18520694
    rolled 74 = 74

    Resist Hayate!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:07 No.18520697
    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:09 No.18520740
    rolled 68 = 68

    J-J-J-AM IT IN!!!
    >> Quartermaster 03/30/12(Fri)23:10 No.18520757
    rolled 29 = 29

    Awwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:14 No.18520814
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    >That feel when threads dont bump, and you don't find MSQ.

    >That feel when you realize you follow LG on twitter.
    >Pic related
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)23:14 No.18520815
    rolled 49 = 49

    Away, foul temptress!

    Oh, if only I had the knowing to make that a pun.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)23:14 No.18520825
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    You try to resist. You try your goddamn hardest to resist.
    But something else ended up harder.
    She drags you through a small alley towards the back.
    It really is quite clean.
    She pins you against a wall and rips your shirt open.
    "Uhh, Miss Tsukino? I thought we were using the back door?"
    "Yes. yes we are." She slips off her under wear and pulls down your pants.
    She puts her panties on your head like they were a luchador's mask and puts her hands up on the other side of the small alley.
    "Come right in!" she wiggles her behind.

    There you were. Panties on your head.
    Pants down by your ankles. With a girl bent forwards right in front of you.

    At that exact moment the big black guy walks out of the back door.
    "Hey Tsukino is that yo-" he says until he spots the two of you.

    THe planets alligned that day, and this event sent the girls down the alley looking for you.
    "Hey Haya-" Hina see your compromising position.

    A rolling pin, a sword and a bokken have never before brought so much pain.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:17 No.18520860
    rolled 26 = 26


    And now a time honoured tradition

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/30/12(Fri)23:20 No.18520897
    What a terrible situation to leave that poor girl in.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)23:23 No.18520943
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    "I'm sorry. But I really cant." you tell her.
    "Aww..." She moans.
    Yuki walks out of the door, and quietly makes her way to you.
    "Hina wants you to come in now..." She says as she gives your sleeve a tiny tug.
    "Okay." you tell her as you extract yourself from the bakery girl.
    You walk in with Yuki and Tsukino comes right in after you.

    There you find perineum and Hina in the middle of buying some pastries, the guy in black and the blond teen tending to them.
    Hina turns and see Tsukina walk in behind you.
    Her eyes narrow a fraction, her brow angles in a bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:24 No.18520955
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    rolled 84 = 84


    "I didn't do anything, this time. I swear to god."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:25 No.18520979
    There are far worse ways to die than this.

    Ok, I don't know if I should be mad for being cockblocked or daw at Yuki coming to get us. I'm really really torn.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:25 No.18520987
    But not many.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:26 No.18520989
    "Tsukino was just telling me about her great rack. Apparently it's the perfect thing for cooling bread on."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:26 No.18520992
    Hina, meet Tsukino she works here, she has amazing buns, point at the buns being sold. She is really good at making a loaf rise properly.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:27 No.18521009
    She's already met Tsukino. We can introduce Yuki instead.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)23:27 No.18521016
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    Tsukino makes her way behind the counter.
    Yuki and Perinne continue making their selections.
    Hina turns to Tsukino.
    "I want your buns." She says, her voice has a hint of hardness to it.
    "Okay! I have em here hot!"
    "Are they as good as they say?"
    "EVEN BETTER." Tsukino replies. "Guys can't keep their hands off em."
    "I see. Theyre not just full of air are they?" Hina asks.
    "Ohohoho. Of course NOT. Theyre firm and delicious."
    "Hahahahaha" Hina laughs flatly
    "Ohohohohoho" Tsukino mirrors

    [ ]interfere
    [ ]keep watching
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:28 No.18521024
    "You're cross at me, Hina, and I'm sorry that I made you feel that way. Is there any way to make it up to you?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:28 No.18521025
    [x] watch
    And back away sloooowly.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:28 No.18521029
    [^]keep watching
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:29 No.18521037
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    rolled 27 = 27


    [x] NOT sticking our head into the oven.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:29 No.18521040
    rolled 99 = 99

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:29 No.18521043
    [x]keep watching
    [x]keep watching
    [x]keep watching
    [x]keep watching
    Not quite lesbians, but almost as entertaining. Also, this is our chance for the strange cats to get used to each other.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:29 No.18521047
    Get behind the counter and start kneading some dough, ask if she wants help frosting her sweet buns.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:30 No.18521049
    [X]keep watching

    First rule of living 'til old age - don't get involved in a catfight.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:30 No.18521050
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:30 No.18521063
    [x] keep watching
    I don't see any good outcomes from interfering.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:31 No.18521076
    rolled 35 = 35

    Watch this.
    It could lead to bred lesbians
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:33 No.18521094
    >"Goddamn, my hips are numb." you say as you wake up the next morning. "Hey there lover-girl." Erica says beside you. "Let's go again." #msq
    "C-can I be on top this time?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:33 No.18521105
    Hate fucking as her initiation?
    I think Erica would want to get in on that as well
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:34 No.18521106

    Hina is going to try to out-pun her, but she'll just end up out-matched and sexually confused.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:36 No.18521134
    >hina in tsun mode

    now i already know what most will vote so mine doesn't really matter, just letting my imagination go wild

    [x ]keep watching
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:36 No.18521145
    They can ALL hatefuck her for all I care, just as long as there's enough of her left for our kneading, frosting, and pie eating needs. Some help in the kitchen in the mornings would also be nice.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)23:40 No.18521189
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    "Ladies please. There's no knead to get hostile. No pan intended." You say as you step in between them
    "If you two would like, Im sure we can talk all of this out between us with some pie and milk to keep us happy."
    "Hina, Tsukino here has the best pie i have ever tasted, I'm sure she'd be more than happy to let you have some of that."
    "Tsukino, Hina here has a way with her hands like you wont believe. Maybe you could let her work your dough."
    "Let's all just calm down and take the heat off. I'll make sure to stuff the two of you with my bread equally."

    You didnt see the wooden sword, nor the guitar and epee, coming.

    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:40 No.18521191
    lol. We genderswap people and suddenly it's all sex all the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:40 No.18521200
    Well she may not be able to walk for a day or two after the initial night.
    After that she would be able to help out...
    I wonder what bureau rules on non bureau personnel living in the dorms are?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:41 No.18521207
    >overwhelming vote to keep watching
    >LG writes an interfere bad end

    I guess his HUEHUEHUE is back with a vengeance, eh?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:42 No.18521214
    >There's no knead to get hostile. No pan intended."
    I groaned.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:43 No.18521221
    It was a 99 roll troll answer HUE this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:44 No.18521241
    Well Erica does like girls and she was drawing Hina in
    And they both liked Hayate to begin with so Erica's first reaction wasn't too surprising
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/30/12(Fri)23:48 No.18521297
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    >Keep watching.
    You keep your eyes on them as you back away slowly.
    They continue to laugh hollowly, a dark aura coming over the two of them.
    "And your pie? Are you sure that it's not stuffed with random jam?"
    "Oh no. I only put the best in mine. I selcet the creme to top it off with carefully. ohohohoho"

    'Oh god. Someones gonna die today, and I hope it's not me.' you think to yourself.

    "Hey Tsukino." the guy in black with the afro calls out to her. "If you're done being hate lesbians there, Go back in the kitchen and get prepping our next run."
    "But Keeeeen..." she begins to complain.
    He picks her up by the back of her neck and carries her into the kitchen.
    'THANK YOU AFRO GOD!' you think.

    After paying for thier purchases you and the girls quickly head back outside.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:50 No.18521327
    Lean against the door frame and breathe a sigh of relief. If Hina asks why or looks at us funny, become briefly un-clueless. "I thought you two were going to kill each other in a jealous rage."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:50 No.18521330
    We need some more hats.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:51 No.18521342
    This. Crowns, berets, fedoras, cowboy hats, whatever. We need hats and we need a lot of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:52 No.18521364


    We need ALL THE HATS.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:52 No.18521368
    Go to the park, take a walk, enjoy the lake and set up a table with some tea to go along with the pastries.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:52 No.18521371
    We need to bring Erica in here next time as well.
    Maybe she will just skip to lesbianism instead of innuendo
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:53 No.18521389
    Thank some high entity that they didn't kill each other. Get a picnic going by the lake. After that it's time for SURVIVAL CAMPING!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:54 No.18521394
    What, you want to go to Le Chat avec Le Chapeau?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:54 No.18521413
    >Hayate bread puns
    >Bread girl bread puns
    "So, can I fuck you?"
    "Wh-Erica, that's not how this works, we're supposed to use innuendo but never actually fuck."
    "No, I'm going to fuck her raw. You can watch, participate, or leave, but this is happening. Right here, right now. Back the fuck off, Afro Man, you don't want to try to get in my way right now."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:57 No.18521456
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:58 No.18521477
    I support this plan, mainly because it removes temptation and problems from visiting town
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:58 No.18521493
    That's... terrifyingly enough like Erica to be plausible.

    We should *never* let her have unsupervised access to genderswap potions. Ever. She'd impregnate half the bureau before it wore off.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:59 No.18521511
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    >Hayate's face when
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:01 No.18521536
    I think that would be the least of our worries if she got a hold of them.

    We would be force fed one and impregnated is what worries me
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:03 No.18521573
    Oh fuck, I just realized...
    I'm not sure I want to imagine what she'd cause during our prank on them. She'd probably rape NGAF.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:05 No.18521605
    If Susan is with us by the time we go back there, just her and Hayate could potentially be enough trolling on their own.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:05 No.18521608
    You mean Hermione.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:06 No.18521624
    Nah he would stel strikers and go Crazy Ivan since he is female in that situation he would reason they should work
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:08 No.18521656
    Either works. Susan was just the name we used back in the first few threads, before we basically went "Yeah, this is Hayate."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)00:08 No.18521664
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    "So girls. how about a break in the park?" you ask them.
    "Sure. Sounds good." Hina tells you.
    The four of your cross the street and into the park

    You set up a table near the lake and bring out some tea to compliment the pastries they bought.

    [ ]hina
    [ ]perrine
    [ ]yuki
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:09 No.18521673
    But when we've been cross dressing, especially in Hayate's dimension and the SW dimension, we've been using Hermione.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:10 No.18521676
    rolled 67 = 67


    [x] Perrine!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:10 No.18521677
    Perinne, then Yuki.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:10 No.18521679
    Susan is the name were using for the alternate timeline FemmeHayate.
    Hermionne is our disguise name while crossdressing
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:10 No.18521683
    Ursula's probably going to have the Striker Units we've been test piloting working by the time we go back.

    If she can get them working without the use of a device, gender neutral Strikers could be a GREAT troll on the Gnomes.

    [x] Yuki first
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)00:10 No.18521685
    No, "Hermione" is the corssdressing disguise name.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:11 No.18521690
    Exactly, Hermione is our crossdressing name.
    Susan is our genderswapped name.
    These are not difficult concepts...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:11 No.18521692
    Yuki, see how she's liking this small outing, offer her some bread, maybe do a bass guitar/violin duet.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)00:11 No.18521695
    Perrine, Hina, Yuki
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:11 No.18521704
    [ ]perrine
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:11 No.18521709
    Hermione is us crossdressing
    Susan is femyate

    Yuki then Perrine
    Mentilate Hina that is seemed she was about to start making out with Tsukino
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:12 No.18521714

    Wut. Guitar Wizard Yuki plays lead guitar.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:13 No.18521747
    Or we drink the gender swap poton so we are female then use the strikers.

    We tell them they can try it too if they want to take the potion
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:15 No.18521788
    Conning them into drinking it willingly isn't bad, but it definitely loses the shock value over spiking their water.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:16 No.18521796
    Talk to Yuki first, we have largely ignored her in favour of Perrine so far and that is just not right
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:17 No.18521825
    Yuki then Perrine.

    We chat Perrine every chance we get and get nowhere. Time to give Yuki a chance.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:18 No.18521831
    Well spiking their water is a very hit or miss thing.

    This way we troll them AND we make them do it themselves

    Anyway we can always spike some drinks of theirs afterwards
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:19 No.18521845
    I mean if they refuse to drink the potion.
    We can also use it as deniability and say Erica did it since we wouldn't go for such an obvious trick once they knew what the potion was
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)00:19 No.18521851
    Damnit, they're right. Change my vote to Yuki first
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)00:21 No.18521884
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    "So Perinne, How are you adjusting to Bureau life?" you ask the now brownhaired French girl to your left.
    "Since we still have not yet started on training, It's been slow so far." she tells you "Not unlike being on stand by back at the castle."
    "I see, don't you do anything? Maybe explore the grounds or something?"
    "Trude took us on a tour when we first arrived. I don't find any reason to look around by myself."
    "But there's surely a lot she skipped over, How about I take you on a tour? I'll give you the in-depth one."
    "... I will think about it." she tells you as she gets back to sipping her tea.
    "By the way, have you decided on a name yet?" you ask.
    She spills her tea.
    "Wha-! A-a name?!"
    "Yeah. It needs a name of course. You can't not give it a name. So what's it gonna be?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:21 No.18521887
    I wouldn't call it hit or miss if we did it on a hot summer day. They'd either be drinking the water, or they'd be passing out from dehydration. The hard part is getting them all to drink it fast enough that they wouldn't have any warning from the early victims. That will require some smart planning.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:22 No.18521901
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:23 No.18521912
    This is fantastic.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521929
    I just realized.
    We now have Sakura, Luchinni and Tewi running around the bureau.

    We need to expand our plans for the tiramisu of doom and further BEAR cub shenanigans
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521937
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    Have luchinni spray them with a seltzer bottle of the stuff.
    Pay her in Gelato and Tiramisu.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:24 No.18521943
    Serve them all Treachery Flavored Lemonade?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:26 No.18521964
    Easy, hot summers day and we give them drinks spiked with it.
    Have it on a delay so we can walk off with the girls and leave behind a sign saying 4-3
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:27 No.18521980
    Nice, misunderstandings AHOY! She is thinking baby and we naturally are thinking device
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:28 No.18521989
    Make sure they have no water nearby as well.
    Get one of the girls to knock their water cooler over or something
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:28 No.18521990
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:30 No.18522008
    It would be hard to make it affect them by skin contact rather than ingestion.

    Most likely we take the serve them drinks idea posted

    Could use the gelato goblin to knock their water cooler or whatever over and have them chase her so they get thirsty
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)00:32 No.18522028
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    You reach over to calmly wipe the spilled liquid.
    "W-who told you?! W-was it Miyafuji?!"
    "No one told me. It was obvious."
    Yuki and Hina just watch.
    "W-what! I t-thought I was hiding it so well!"
    "No need to hide it from us you know." you tell her
    "So what's it's name gonna be?"
    "D-do you want to give it a n-name?" she asks you.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:32 No.18522040
    Then we give them BEAR whiskey as a "peace offering"?
    All I have wanted to do is see if we could do that since I thought of it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)00:33 No.18522050
    >skin contact
    Jusenkyo, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522060
    "I don't think that would be right. You're the one carrying it, so it would be something French. Maybe the word for Wind or Breeze - what is that in French?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522066
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522071
    "Oh, I'm sorry, that was completely out of order. I should first ask if it's a him or a her."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522074
    No, you do it. It's your personal decision, after all. It's yours, I won't be interacting with it that much, so you should be the one to name it, if only so that the name doesn't annoy you.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522076
    Unless we can head to the Ranma dimension we probably can't get a supply of it.

    I dare say that is Ryuu's secret ingredient though and his potion just makes the effect temporary
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522077
    I already named one, though. You should name this one on your own. It'll probably give it more of a personal touch
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522082

    i love where this is going
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:34 No.18522083
    It might be a bit presumptuous of me, but might I suggest Ikusa after my long lost brother.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:35 No.18522098
    "Well I think it should be your choice. The bond between you two will be much stronger that way."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:35 No.18522099
    You mean Rafale, our future son's name. You glorious bastard. It can't be anything except this.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:36 No.18522108
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:37 No.18522122
    rolled 94 = 94


    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)00:38 No.18522133
    "I couldn't presume to name it, Miss Perrine. Naming your Device is a very personal decision."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:38 No.18522146
    This. God damn it, this.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:39 No.18522150
    You had to spoil the joke, didn't you Udz?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:39 No.18522163
    Then this
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:40 No.18522171
    Oh, that's the reference? In that case, it has my vote too.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:40 No.18522175
    It had to be spoiled soon anyway
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522182
    I was just mentioning it. I also suspect that's Ryuu's special ingredient.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:41 No.18522186
    I feel like I'm in the twilight zone here
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)00:42 No.18522218
    Yes. Yes, I did.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)00:44 No.18522268
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    "Oh, I'm sorry, that was completely out of order. I should first ask if it's a him or a her." you tell her.
    "Wha-! I don't know that yet."
    "Of course you would need to be the one naming it. It's yours after all."
    "But.. it's yours too" she mumbles so softly you fail to hear it.
    "What was that?" Anyway, what's its name gonna be?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:46 No.18522301
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    rolled 56 = 56


    >filename and all that

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:47 No.18522315
    Erica interrupt?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)00:47 No.18522321
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)00:55 No.18522419
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    "Yes? Go on..."
    "Your Device's name is?"
    "What? YOu're asking my Device's name?"
    "Yeah. What did you think I was asking? Anyway, It's Rafa__?"
    She straightens up, the blush on her face deepening.
    "It's Tonnerre." She says flatly "His name is Tonnerre."
    "Ah, a wonderful name." you tell her.
    "Idiot..." she whispers.

    WHO NAO?
    [ ]yuki
    [ ]Hina

    What say?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:56 No.18522433
    Im starting to think somethings up here.

    Ask if she like music? Have we done that?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:56 No.18522435
    Explain THAT away, people.

    We can consider this shit confirmed.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:56 No.18522437
    rolled 84 = 84


    [x] Yuki, tiem

    Ask her for our fortune.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:57 No.18522441
    [x] Yuki
    "Nice hat. What do you think of Hina's outfit."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:57 No.18522444
    Talk to Yuki, ask how she enjoyed her first outing, see if she wants to play a duet with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:57 No.18522454

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:57 No.18522457
    Talk with Yuki

    Yup. The Cannon has been Fired.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:58 No.18522467
    This is the first time we've had any evidence that wasn't from his twitter too though.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:58 No.18522478
    While we're on the topic of Devices, what is her Device.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:59 No.18522479
    Most everyone has already moved on from that whole argument anyway

    Yuki, ask if she thinks going outside is better than just reading all the time
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:59 No.18522493
    >"But.. it's yours too"

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:01 No.18522522
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    >he thinks there isn't a way for LG to worm his way out of this, if he ever to actually want to
    You underestimate the power of HUE.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:02 No.18522535
    "And what will you be naming our son?"
    Then she flips completely out.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:02 No.18522539
    You forgot last order and index are running around as well.

    Shit we need to assemble the loli brigade and let them loose on the tiramisu of doom we have planned
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:04 No.18522563
    Mentilate to Perinne.

    'Wait, what did YOU think I was talking about?'

    We'd need to be denser than Shriou at this point to not realize SOMETHING is up. I think we have plenty of reason to press the matter.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:05 No.18522589
    Balls to that, you forget the power of LG's trolling.
    I aint believing anything until it is said clean and true, which is probably never happening anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:08 No.18522611
    So basically, not until Perrine's holding the newborn in her arms?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:09 No.18522629
    At least not until the belly bulges.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:09 No.18522635
    Not until we ourselves are holding it and have Kraus run a DNA test to determine who the father is.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:09 No.18522636
    >not watching the actual birthing process up close to make sure
    You're so gullible.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:10 No.18522646
    Well no, until she says she is pregnant, and even that is still open to question, Im not going to underestimate LG's storytelling.

    This anon has it right. Until solid physical evidence, everything is still questionable
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:11 No.18522655
    Not that long. Just until Tuesday afternoon after the new recruits get their physicals done and Dr. McNinja calls us in to talk about a serious matter.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:12 No.18522673
    Bah, Kraus is probably in league with the evil french alien baby bodysnatchers. I won't believe it until we actually go back in time and do it. Which we won't.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:15 No.18522705
    It's on our time travel list so as soon as we manage time travel we are doing it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:19 No.18522757
    >loli brigade
    Why does this make me think of anchorman where he blows on the conch shell to get his news crew together?

    Sounds like it could be a massive force of HNNNNNNG and rolling though
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:20 No.18522770
    Trolling not rolling
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)01:21 No.18522775
    Paradoxes are bad, mmkay?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)01:24 No.18522819
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    "So Yuki, how do you like the town?"
    "I-it's nice. I'm glad I came here."
    "See, I told you you'd like it. So you're going into Basic training too huh?"
    "Yes." She answers.
    "And what is your devices name?"
    "Shamisen." she tells you.
    "A musical instrument? That's nice. Can I see it?"
    She reaches into her cloak and pulls out a cat.
    "Hello." it says.
    "Oh. I get it. You named him Shamisen because those are made with cat skin."
    "I assure you I find the name ironic." The cat tells you.
    He leaves him to walk around on the desk, and gets back to eating.
    "Have you been reading the books I recommended?"
    She asks

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:25 No.18522833
    rolled 38 = 38

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:26 No.18522841
    rolled 66 = 66

    I haven't had much of a chance to read much lately with finals, birthdays to throw and so on, I'm dreadfully sorry. I'm just starting to set an hour aside each morning to get some reading time in. I do hope that you can forgive me.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:27 No.18522854
    rolled 57 = 57

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:27 No.18522861
    rolled 86 = 86

    "I'm sorry, I haven't had the opportunity. I think I have some down time, now that I'm done with Basic, so I will make a point of it."

    Assuming we HAVE the down time. If not, I don't know.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)01:28 No.18522870
    rolled 40 = 40

    If im not too late
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)01:28 No.18522875
    rolled 58 = 58

    I told you fuckers we needed to read those books.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:29 No.18522888
    rolled 21 = 21

    I agreed with you every time, I always said to find a quiet corner and read, but everybody else wanted to chase shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:29 No.18522889
    rolled 9 = 9

    We've read a little for sure. I remember that specifically.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:30 No.18522900
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:30 No.18522910
    rolled 97 = 97

    Slowly but things seem to keep getting away from me.
    I am going to start reading in the mornings while i get things ready I think
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:31 No.18522913
    rolled 86 = 86

    What we probably need to do is SPECIFICALLY integrate some reading into our morning routine.

    I think we've paid our Bread Debt to Sousuke, so that time can now become Reading time.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:31 No.18522918
    rolled 66 = 66

    "I've been dreadfully busy of late, I'm afraid. However I plan to set aside some time each day to get more reading done. I'd love to discuss them with you when I'm done."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)01:31 No.18522922
    rolled 56 = 56

    Maybe sunday night, after we get back from the trip? Advanced classes start Monday, though
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)01:31 No.18522923
    rolled 50 = 50

    we should have Kraus read to us while we jog.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:32 No.18522927
    I think we got this...
    As long as LG refreshes
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)01:32 No.18522929
    rolled 100 = 100

    dammnit why am i such a shitty roller.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:33 No.18522938
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:33 No.18522944
    You beautiful bastard.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:33 No.18522945
    Oh lookout you poor SOB
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:33 No.18522946
    ... yeah, /tg/ dice thrive on irony.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:33 No.18522951
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    >shitty roller
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:33 No.18522952
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:33 No.18522955
    I-it's not like the dice roller likes you or anything...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:34 No.18522959
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:34 No.18522961
    Because Not enough self-deprecation, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:34 No.18522966
    rolled 26 = 26


    And now you know its secrets.

    Rolling high requires cursing /tg/ dice and yourself.

    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)01:34 No.18522970
    Wow, Lookout, dice must be trolling the shit out of you
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:35 No.18522979
    I think the bread making is a good part of our routine, as it doesn't take a lot of time to prepare the bread to rise, and it's trivial to make some more to provide our girls with fresh bread.
    We just have to read while the bread is rising.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)01:35 No.18522984
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:35 No.18522986
    >Kraus reading while we jog
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)01:36 No.18522998
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    "I.. I've read them a little." you tell her
    "Which one?"
    "Do you like it so far?"
    "I feel like the way Christian courts Roxanne by using Cyrano's words is weird yet familiar to me. I am unsure why."
    "I see. You should read more of it. Then maybe get to S-Shakespeare." she tells you.
    "OH? Anything from that collection you recommend I touch first?"
    She blushes, hides behind a napkin and says,
    "R-Romeo and J-Juliette."
    "I will then." you smile at her.


    WAT SAY?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:37 No.18523004
    Yeah we don't owe him bread anymore but it is easy enough to do and it is nice for the girls to have fresh bread too.

    Anyway Sousuke has been enough of a bro to us that it is worth little while every day while we are organizing things anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:37 No.18523007
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:37 No.18523012
    >"R-Romeo and J-Juliette."
    That play is so depressing and anti-romantic...
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)01:38 No.18523015
    "Are you excited for Advance classes?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:38 No.18523023
    "So why don't you like that girl from Pantasia? She seems nice enough to me."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:38 No.18523025
    Oh cute little shy Yuki.

    Say to Hina it looked like her and Tsukino were getting a a bit close earlier on
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:40 No.18523033
    It depends on how you look at it really.
    It shows them making the ultimate sacrifice for love which is why it is considered so romantic
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)01:40 No.18523034
    "It's a good thing Afro-san stepped in before you buttered each other's bagels."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:40 No.18523039

    Comment on how well she seemed to get along with Tsukino. Also recommend her pie. It really is super delicious.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:41 No.18523040
    lost it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:41 No.18523046
    rolled 67 = 67


    So you and Tsukino seemed to get along. You should try her buns some time, they're really firm but just soft enough. They go great with a bit of butter or jam.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)01:41 No.18523049
    Do you want us to die?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:42 No.18523055
    >Also recommend her pie. It really is super delicious.
    But I usually use my own cream for it, hers is a bit fishy...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:43 No.18523065
    >using Cyrano's words is weird yet familiar to me

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:44 No.18523071
    >Tybalt gets killed for jack shit.
    >A 12 and 14 year old kill themselves when their families say they can't fuck.
    >Melodrama, pomp, and circumstance.
    It's one of Shakespeare's great tragedies. Like any great tragedy, it shows the futility of its core theme, in this case romance. It's super anti-romantic.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:44 No.18523082
    It wasn't a problem when we tasted it. She seems to work hard to make sure her cream doesn't ever go bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:45 No.18523088
    "I noticed that your control over your wings has gotten much better, Hina. It looks like all that training is paying off. Let's go flying sometime."
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)01:45 No.18523090
    the play has a good resolution though, the families resolve to put aside their differences, they see the cost their strife has brought on the city.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:46 No.18523099
    >gonna die alone, without actually getting the girl
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:46 No.18523101

    "I say, hina"
    "would you like to indulge ourselves on tongue copulation"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:47 No.18523103
    I would say this is orders of magnitude safer than talking about Tsukino, but anything times zero is still zero.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:47 No.18523104
    From the outside view the audience gets that is very true.
    From the characters view it is quite different and that is why people keep on insisting it is romantic
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)01:47 No.18523108
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    >holyshit. this KIES software likes to CRASH EVERYTHING. brb restarting

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:48 No.18523112
    Basically Hayate's life prior to this
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:48 No.18523120

    This is actually appropriate conversation, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:49 No.18523125
    Much more appropriate than baiting her about Tsukino in front of the others.

    We can do that mentally or when we get back to our room with Erica
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:49 No.18523127
    Yup. A fantastically anti-romantic conclusion, at least in terms of relationship-based romance. In terms of it being a Romantic take on the situation, it certainly is. Don't get me wrong, I fucking love the play. It's just anti-romantic (not unromantic, it has tons of romance, just an anti-romantic message to its romantic themes and tones).
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)01:49 No.18523130
    >the way Christian courts Roxanne by using Cyrano's words is weird yet familiar to me.
    >using someone else's words to romance

    I think this is Hayate being peripherally aware of the voices in his head.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:52 No.18523149
    Well, he knows about the crew of the SS Swagtanic. It's just a question of how much individuality he realizes the crew has.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:53 No.18523162
    You guys, as dense as Hayate can be sometimes, even he knew the situation at the bakery was dangerous. He's not that dense or stupid.
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)01:53 No.18523166
    there are, of course, many ways to take meaning from the play. And I don't disagree with you. I think that their romance might have survived had the stupid priest kept his fucking nose out of it. In terms of who really got who killed, Romeo and Juliet's death is really the priest's fault.
    But I definitely think that the way to get the most out of the play is to look beyond just R&J's relationship.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:55 No.18523178
    Of course he's not that dense. If he was, his baguette would never rise in the oven.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:57 No.18523203
    While your point is valid, and it does have certain merits above doing it now, there's another thing to think about besides teasing Hina. We may also provoke some jelly out of Perrine with this topic, which we can't do in private. This makes the choice really between stirring up Erica or stirring up Perrine. The effect on Hina will be the same either way.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:57 No.18523204
    Okay who fucked with the archives again.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:58 No.18523212
    There is tonnes more going on in that play than the relationship.

    We had to read and deconstruct the play in high school back in the mists of time when I actually was there.

    Everyone missed the fact that there was more than "lolromance" including the teacher.
    I ended up failing that assignment and lost interest in English as a study soon after that
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:58 No.18523219
    True that.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:59 No.18523226
    >Animu magic butler quest
    >Discussions on the literature

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)01:59 No.18523231
    Yes but stirring up Perrine leads to Tsun and more trouble getting the truth out of her.

    Stirring up Erica leads to shenanigans and possibly her deciding to just drag the bread girl into our room so she can sort out everyone's issues at once
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)02:00 No.18523236
    you poor soul. there are few greater crimes against thought than bad literature teachers.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:01 No.18523250
    >check archives
    >what the fuck man

    Really, just why?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:01 No.18523252
    I think the thing we need to pay attention to is the reading material.

    Not the literary debate, but let's do a quick checklist of books she's recommended:

    R&J, an extremely famous tale of a tragic failed romance.

    Pinocchio, a story about a puppet who only wants to be a real boy.

    Little Prince, a book about a kid who knows he has to die.

    Some part of her is fully aware of what she is, and it scares the SHIT out of her. And she's clearly into us, but thinks it's doomed to end tragically.

    As soon as we know these details of our little 'book club' we've got going, we need to talk to somebody.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:01 No.18523254
    Yeah I know,
    She thought she was good because her father was the head of English literature at a college in the closest city. So any opinion not hers = instant fail
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:01 No.18523255
    >Animu magic butler harem quest
    >Polite and reasonable discussions on the literature
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:01 No.18523256
    Probably the same sperglord that fucked with the KY archive. I blame the weekend/spring break/pre-summer.

    I disagree. It can't make things any harder than they are now, and causing an emotional reaction could make her slip up.
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)02:02 No.18523260
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:02 No.18523262
    Really, school has killed Shakespeare for me. But then again when I read I'm usually not doing it to find whatever deep meaning there is to be had in the book, I'm just doing it to enjoy a good story.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:03 No.18523271
    >I'm just doing it to enjoy a good story
    That's usually the only real way to even find the deep meaning anyway. People who hyper-analyze literature are idiots and they kill the things they claim to love.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:04 No.18523275
    And then we stick a hat on her head and the Director can't absorb her any more.
    >"Just make it a dog or something next time."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:05 No.18523290
    Actually Pinocchio and little prince weren't in the ones she gave us I thought?
    We had don Quixote, cyrano and collected shakespeare.

    We do need to figure out the meaning to the books she is reading though because she does on some level understand what has happened before and we need to work out a way to assure her it won't happen again
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:06 No.18523299

    I just realized that when she meets the director again, she will be wearing a witch hat and holding a bag of baked goods and candy.

    Last time we met up, she ended up becoming part of our swag-tron.

    I wonder how long it's going to take for them to realize that we're a terrible influence...
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)02:06 No.18523301
    it could be signs of existential dread, it could also be, ah, what's the stupid trope name, "Hanging a lampshade"?
    WE know that, Hayate hasn't got much of a clue of that though. (I think, need to re-read Mike's explanation)
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:08 No.18523307
    That's mostly my opinion on it.

    I read because I enjoy the story and the world, not because I wish to deconstruct the socio political structure of the world and the meanings this book has about the authors view on it

    And yes that is paraphrasing from my teacher about why we should read books
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:08 No.18523308
    One more interaction to realize, and then a fourth and final one to realize that it's too late.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:08 No.18523310
    Lampshade-hanging. Technically the same but you know how stupid English can be.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:08 No.18523311

    Mike told us who and what she was.

    We took note of what she was reading, and what she gave us to read.

    We just haven't fully realized everything yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:09 No.18523320
    She has already said we are important for her to get experience though,

    She might think the experiences aren't the best ones but she seems to be holding off reabsorption because of this
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:10 No.18523331
    >WE know that, Hayate hasn't got much of a clue of that though. (I think, need to re-read Mike's explanation)
    Mike told Hayate exactly who/what she is. So these aren't just clues to us. They're clues to him too.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:11 No.18523342
    It's that faggot that runs the quest noone plays.
    the same guy that pops into quest threads "asking for advice" but just pushes his shit on everyone.

    He's also sagebombing all other quest threads
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:14 No.18523359

    "So he took you to you to the House of Blues with his other friends, you decided that the strawberry margarita was like a smoothie, and didn't realize what it was until after you had two."
    "And then you and him... 'swing dancing?' I'm not actually sure what that is, before you tried to make out with him, and then threw up in a potted plant."
    "I'll assume the fact that you're lit up like a christmas tree that part of the report is also accurate. He then too you back to his place to try and sober you up, only partly succeeded, before you decided to make out with another woman, and then crashed on his couch."
    "Yeah, you're not allowed to hang out anymore."
    "B-but I love him!"
    >And the Kyon and the director do a spit-take together.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)02:16 No.18523376
    >oh great. now my computer got fucked up. WHAT DA HELL. Samsung software is dongs. [the tablet is nice though]

    Well fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:17 No.18523390
    nah they know its coming.
    >Ikusa does of course,
    > the twitter is everything he sees
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:17 No.18523392
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:18 No.18523397
    >sagebombing a quest thread
    >on /tg/

    ....what? That's a fucking exercise in futility. The only reason questrunners make more than one thread a night is simply because they ran out of image space.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:18 No.18523402
    Just email LL or go on the IRC and see if he can fix the tags and title for us.

    Not much else we can do really since that's how suptg works
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)02:19 No.18523405
    okay yeah y'all are right. okay, so she might be starting to gain awareness, Kyon and the Director are clearly aware of the time-loop-break-the-cycle shenanigans. Do we know if the reabsorption is going to happen for sure this time? So far it seems like they're just letting Yuki do her own thing to see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:20 No.18523408
    Well Kyon and director Yuki do.
    We still don't know if Kyon, Gai or someone else is actually Ikusa.

    I am leaning towards janitor who we never notice but actually has no job because everything is done with majaik
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:20 No.18523412
    tags are okay.
    Lets just live with it.

    >I fear for thread #77
    >and 99

    OH GOD 99
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:22 No.18523428
    >LG watches EVOL
    >Ikusa is our Fudo
    It suddenly makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:22 No.18523431
    Signs are pointing to no reabsorption this time.
    They have mentioned past loops where he was good to her and they have said she needs the experience so something is coming
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)02:25 No.18523444
    I read for pleasure, to enjoy the story and the world, but i also enjoy taking it apart and examining the elements, especially if it's clear the author has put a lot of thought and effort into how his world is constructed.

    But I certainly don't insist that this is how everyone must enjoy literature no deviations or disagreements allowed.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:25 No.18523445
    I like how there's couple of people concerned over Yuki's existential crisis.

    Not a big deal guys.

    All she really needs is a hug from us.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:26 No.18523456
    It also works if Ikusa knows Gai and Kyon and uses that to get where and when he needs to be.
    So when we fought Gai in the BR it was Ikusa standing in so that he could gauge how well we are going first hand
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)02:28 No.18523476
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    >so something is coming

    this is what's coming.

    >he's coming
    >he's coming!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:30 No.18523490
    Well it is enjoyable sometimes.
    The lord of the rings/silmarillion series was brilliant for it and a song of ice and fire isnt bad for it either
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:30 No.18523492
    There may be quite a few people we know who he's in cahoots with and possibly stunt doubles for. Mike may be in on it too. The Doctors certainly know.

    >yfw Ikusa stunt doubled as Frank to keep us away from things
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)02:36 No.18523527
    i haven't read the silmarillion, or enough of Ice and Fire to take too much of it apart, but i am on my fourth read through of Wheel of Time. I think I might have enough ideas about it to make a master's degree out of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:38 No.18523545
    >Been an hour since the last post.

    I'm sad and worried.

    Are we not gonna keep going tonight? I got off work early for this and everything...
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)02:39 No.18523548
    LG is still experiencing techincal difficulties.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:40 No.18523557
    I never actually read the wheel of time series.
    Always meant to

    That is scary and makes a lot of sense.
    Like when Frank, Hard Gay and Billy showed up that night in town they were getting us the fuck out of there because it was avoiding trouble caused by whoever was messing with us trying to drag us back into the canon
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:44 No.18523585

    I couldn't bring myself to finish Wheel of Time actually.

    First three books were interesting enough: always running around and doing stuff. Then the next three were mostly people running around and talking about doing stuff. And then a whole lot of talking about going around and doing stuff.

    I'm also convinced that if all the un-needed references to hair-tugging, fidgeting, and 'oh god I'm bad with women I wish (insert character) was here' It could fit in a solid trilogy.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:45 No.18523598

    I've heard good things about the Wheel of Time series, and I liked a lot of the ideas in it but....

    Couldn't read it past like book five. It's like the literary equivalent of purgatory: Not Great, but not really bad either, and it just fucking GOES ON FOREVER.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)02:45 No.18523599
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    "I see you can control your wings better now. Height not giving you any difficulty anymore?" You ask Hina.
    "I-it's not like that... Tama just got me so riled up I-I kinda ignored the flying." she answers.
    "And your confession was amazing by the way."
    She blushes brightly. How you love it when she does that.
    "Hey, were'nt you supposed to go out tonight?"
    "Yeah. It's that training trip with Sousuke. We're going up into the mountains and doing some training with him. Apparently some of the other guys are coming too, so it's gonna be a blast. Both literaly and figurativel-"
    Perrine abrubptly gets up off her seat, cutting you off
    "HEY!" She runs off into the trees.
    Yuki and Hina just watch the area she went into.

    WAT DO?
    []no follow

    >Restore computer
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:46 No.18523606
    rolled 94 = 94

    >[x]CRAZY IVAN!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:47 No.18523607
    One second ladies, as much fun as I'm having with you I can't really leave someone who just runs into the woods like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:47 No.18523608
    Follow, there be something interdasting in that direction.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:47 No.18523610


    "Excuse me ladies, but something's up."

    Don't act like we expect them to follow. Hina might, but who cares.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:47 No.18523613
    Follow, we told Mio we would look after her
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:47 No.18523614
    "That was odd. Ladies, please excuse me. I'll go see what's disturbed Perrine so much."
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)02:48 No.18523617
    [x] follow

    if you do start reading them, don't get discouraged when things start slowing down in book 8, it picks right back up in 11, and imo Sanderson has been doing an excellent job finishing Jordan's work. But it is a fuckton of reading.

    probably true, but those details are meant to be a reflection of how perceptive the pov character is.
    again, the pay off at the later end of the series has been worth it so far.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:49 No.18523624

    >[X] Follow

    "Yuki, Hina, just a moment. I want to make sure everything is alright with Perrine." Summon Lo, Ted. "If you two would keep these ladies company for just a moment?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:49 No.18523633

    >'Ladies' mind

    Glad we're slowly easing back into 'classy' from 'crazy pimp'.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:51 No.18523649
    I always thought we were a crazy pimp gentleman.
    We treat them right and look after them but we swag all the ladies and sometimes freak out
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:51 No.18523656
    It gets better after awhile. Mat especially stops giving any fucks, and his parts are generally awesome in the last few books.

    I'd give Sanderson a B+ on his work so far. The shit with Thom after they get out of the Snake/Fox tower still has me scratching my head, though. It's so sudden that it seems random. I'm going to guess that it was just rushed for one reason or another. Goddamn spoiler tags would be handy right about now.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:52 No.18523666

    >Reflective of how perceptive

    Dude, it's called 'uncontrolled hyper-percetion'. It means you notice every detail about everything, is a recognized mental issue, and makes it impossible to function in everyday society.

    If someone really went around cataloguing every instance of everything like that, they simply wouldn't have time to process that data and react unless their IQ was pushing into four digits.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:53 No.18523669
    Do you have any better suggestions?

    Ma'ams or Madames doesn't work, mistresses only works for if it's our family we're talking to, girls doesn't feel right, broads is right out.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)02:53 No.18523670
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    "Excuse me ladies, but something's up."
    YOu take out your familiars.
    "Guys. Would you kindly keep these two beautiful ladies company while I'm away."
    "Of course sir."
    "Who am I to refuse such lovely company." they answer.

    You jog off into the woods.
    The trees aren't so dense here as to reduce visibility, but there are enough of them to make a nice leafy canopy over you.

    You search for Perinne.

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:54 No.18523677
    rolled 16 = 16

    What do your elf eyes see, Legolas?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:54 No.18523678
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:54 No.18523680
    rolled 37 = 37

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:55 No.18523682
    rolled 75 = 75

    "Miss Perrine! Please come back! There's no gazebos to fear in this park!"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:55 No.18523685
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:55 No.18523687

    Mat was always my favorite character.

    "What's that? I'm destined? Fuck that noise, Imma gamble, cheat, and steal cursed artifacts."

    His whole 'fuck the man' attitude towards fate sending right down the path he was trying to avoid was hilarious and made the entire story worth reading as long as it was.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:55 No.18523691
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    rolled 73 = 73


    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:55 No.18523692
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:55 No.18523693
    rolled 79 = 79


    We must remain ever vigilant.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:55 No.18523694
    rolled 85 = 85

    Rolling to find the Froggie
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:56 No.18523696
    rolled 93 = 93

    Mama Mia! Here we go again.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:56 No.18523697
    rolled 26 = 26


    Start humming a song for her.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:56 No.18523699
    rolled 68 = 68

    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)02:56 No.18523700
    rolled 83 = 83

    sometimes Sanderson's voice leaves me going, "that sounded wrong" Mat is pure awesome starting in book 3
    Ok, all that hair-tugging and skirt-rearanging, mostly is when people are talking to Aes Sedai, who are known for being inscrutable and in control of their emotional expressions, so if you want to learn how to read an Aes Sedai, you have to learn how to interpret the smallest behavioral and physical details. Same with the Aiel
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:57 No.18523706
    Can't we use her as an anchor to teleport to? Might not be the best option. But easier
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)02:59 No.18523718

    After the first couple of books, Mat was literally the only thing about the series I liked.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:04 No.18523745
    Looks like we find ourselves a froggy
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)03:04 No.18523751
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    rolled 4 = 4

    You teleport to her and appear just behind her.
    She's backing a way from a fading burst of blue light.
    As she backs away, she trips and falls on you.
    You catch her in your arms as the two of you fall.

    You lay there on the dead leaves, the frenchgirl just inches from your face.
    Her long brown hair, colored by magic, falls on either side of your face.
    Her beautiful eyes staring into your own
    Her lips, those perfectly cute lips, just inches from yours.

    "You seem to have a habit of falling for me, Perinne." you chuckle to break the tension.

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:06 No.18523755
    Don't forget fucking and/or trolling bitches. He doesn't score nearly as often as he could, but it's the chase that interests him more than the results. Then the stuck up ones he just simply trolls to death once he's immune to invisible clubs. Endlessly trolling Aes Sedai, all day, erry day. Shit's hilarious and glorious.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)03:06 No.18523758
    rolled 89 = 89


    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:06 No.18523760

    >Blue burst of light

    This makes me obscenely uncomfortable as a description, given the shenanigans hereabouts lately.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:06 No.18523761
    Well shit, that can't be good
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:06 No.18523762
    rolled 83 = 83

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:07 No.18523763

    >four on a hundy

    This will be either spectacular or horrible.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:07 No.18523765
    rolled 59 = 59

    Is that good or bad for us?
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)03:08 No.18523772
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    pic related
    spanking scene of the year every year.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:08 No.18523773
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:10 No.18523780
    We can only hope that was for Perinne's 'resist Swag' check
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:10 No.18523783
    She fails her roll to resist us any longer and starts humping us through our pants
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)03:10 No.18523784
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    She blushes.
    A deep crimson spreads across her lovely face.
    She scrounges her face up and then she kisses you.
    "Wha-mpgh!" you cry out in surprise.
    It wasnt the best kiss, it's clear that she's inexperienced.
    But it was sweet. Oh how sweet her lips were.

    "OH HEY GUYS!" Shirou walks in through the trees."GATHERING MUSHROOMS TOO?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:10 No.18523790

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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:11 No.18523794

    Yes Shirou, Mushrooms, there is a giant pile about 5 miles that way, if you run you might be able to get them before anyone else does.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:11 No.18523795

    I just realized...
    What if Ikusa is Shirou? It is literally the best fucking disguise ever
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:12 No.18523800
    I feel really weird for saying that.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:12 No.18523804
    Summon some hallucinogenic mushrooms.
    "yes Shirou I thought you might like these we found while we were here"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:13 No.18523806
    rolled 74 = 74


    We're done for the day.

    [x]Get her out of there.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:13 No.18523807

    "Shirou, you have a remarkably horrible sense of timing."
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)03:13 No.18523809
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    >Man its been a while since this happened, kinda missed it, KINDA.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)03:13 No.18523811
    Fuck it, let's do it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)03:13 No.18523813
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    >ikusa is Shirou
    >He picks up his helmet...

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:14 No.18523819
    >they're BEARshrooms
    >Perrine is currently in red
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:14 No.18523821

    oh god i hope the baby is alright.


    you know been wondering how she got pregnant... didn't the twins say we prioritize "safety" when their leader asked them?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:14 No.18523823
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    Help Perrine up.
    "Yes, yes we were, Shirou. But we're done here. Good luck on your adventure.
    "Miss Perrine, please, we would not wish to be in Shirou's way."

    Make our way back. Give her time to collect herself and talk if she wants to.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:15 No.18523827
    She said she forced us to.
    We probably didn't have one on us or she threw it away
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:16 No.18523829

    They pretty much specifically mentioned a box of condoms bigger than we are.

    But if she jumped us, and we weren't expecting it, I could see it happening.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:16 No.18523832
    >didn't the twins say we prioritize "safety" when their leader asked them?
    Yes. Yes we do.
    We have a 40lb box of condoms to be absolutely sure.
    Our only oversight was when we took a dose of GummyBEARS when Erica got into our supply.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:17 No.18523835

    maybe we were on some kind of influence alcohol,drugs, potions etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:18 No.18523846

    We need to take a moment to talk to her.

    Sort this shit now, since talking at the table, we noticed she thought we were talking about something other than her device. Didn't seem right to call her on it there is all.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:19 No.18523849

    >giving birth to a bear
    >all the people's faces in the room when
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:20 No.18523853
    No, Shirou, we were not. But this has not stopped me from acquiring a rather pleasant plump helmet.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:21 No.18523858

    I'm putting another vote for 'Hayate's not a dumbass'.

    Been wanting this since the fucking Nanoha incident.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:21 No.18523862

    No, don't. In character we're meant to, generally, be oblivious. Innuendo conversations with Erica and Tsukino notwithstanding.

    Now, if you just bring up her general nervousness around us as being odd and us being worried about her as a friend, I think that'd fly better.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:23 No.18523875
    Agree to this.
    We have had no reason before now to speak to her about to so take is opportunity before. The girls arrive
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:23 No.18523876


    Except until recently Hayate's been getting more and more savvy.

    You wanna take a different route to the same fucking destination, that's cool too.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:25 No.18523888

    Christ, I remember that.

    >Vote to talk to her about how she's feeling.
    >Ignored, we go back to our room.
    >Vote to be Savvy.

    Even LG thought that oversight was painful.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:25 No.18523890
    Actually we are oblivious to the fact we swag people
    We notice things like a girl acting very weirdly and we ask her what's wrong, especially since she just kissed us for a second time
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)03:26 No.18523894
    Device naming confusion aside, we need to talk to her. she just kissed us. feelings confirmed. now we need to know how serious she is, if she wants to join the family, and how we're going to tell the others in such a way that erica doesn't kill anyone.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:27 No.18523906

    >Oblivious to the SWAG

    I was going to say 'Keima', but we didn't see the house warming incident coming in or out of character.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:28 No.18523914

    >Erica not kill us

    Use Perrine as a shield, after confirming that she is carrying our child.

    This is our only real shot.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:29 No.18523917
    I think we don't do enough for Erica, personally. Every time she turns around, Hayate is asking her to share him with another woman. She puts up with a lot from him, mutual trolling aside.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:29 No.18523924
    We most definitely need to discuss rules, how she keeps breaking them, and how dead we're going to be if she keeps doing shit like this. That, at least, will be a conversation that actually gets us somewhere. The other is a waste of time due to time hat gag orders.
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)03:31 No.18523932
    i think the best course of action is for us to talk to perrine to confirm her feelings, then have Hina present her case before the family.
    the sharing that erica has already agreed to. Nobody has said anything about a limit yet.
    And we do our best to troll her in a way she truly appreciates.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:31 No.18523933

    >she confesses to us.

    Three step plan.

    First, we tell them straight up what we know.
    Second, we make Erica promise to play nice, regardless of decision, since we know her and Perrine apparently have some history.
    Third, we bring Perrine in to talk to them herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:33 No.18523944
    We do plenty for all our girls, she brought up sharing us in the first place and we make sure she knows she is just as important as everyone else

    We have focused on others lately because we have had birthdays, white day and a new girlfriend to worry about who she told us to take out
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)03:36 No.18523964
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    You stand up and help Perinne up.
    "Shirou, you have a remarkably horrible sense of timing." You tell the clueless brick.
    "Yeah, People told me taht before. Must be the reason I can't dance." he answers with a smile not unlike a retarded puppy "So got any shrooms?"
    "No, We didnt find any." you tell him. "There were alot on the other side of the lake though. Maybe you'd like to search there."
    "really?" he lights up "DIBS!"
    He runs through the woods

    You are left alone with a blushing Perrine, she's fainting fascination on something invisible by her feet.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:37 No.18523973
    So that's twice now you have kissed me Perrine.
    Is there anything you want to tell me?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:37 No.18523979

    >Perrine talk to them.
    >So lovesick she cries herself to sleep and pukes every morning.

    Yeah, as soon as those details come out I think Hayate's just going to hold her for a while.
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)03:38 No.18523983

    Mentilate for Hina to join us, as a referee i guess.
    "Perrine, we really need to talk."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:38 No.18523989
    Give her a nice, warm, gentle hug, and ask what's been troubling her.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:38 No.18523993

    Slowly pull her into us.

    "Clearly, we need to talk."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:39 No.18523996
    You've kissed me twice, been awkward about me and wanted help naming something that wasn't your device.

    Your secrets are yours to keep and you don't have to tell me anything, but I hope that you feel you can trust me enough that you'll stop keeping things from me.

    Give her a nice hug and let her consider her next actions.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:40 No.18524003

    Comment about how she's clearly unsettled when we're nearby. Comment about our interactions. Discuss if she is interested in joining the Family like she seems to be and figure out how to facilitate this if so.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:47 No.18524056

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:48 No.18524064

    Not the worst idea, since she canonically had a hilariously sensitive...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:49 No.18524072

    So glad LG's probably typing already.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:50 No.18524075
    Erica would definitely enjoy that
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)03:50 No.18524078
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    You pull her into your arms.
    "Clearly we need to talk" You tell her
    "You've been awkward around me, you've kissed me twice, and we have met when I was time travelling." Your feel her warmth through your arms.
    "Is there something you need to say? Something I need to know?"
    She shakes your arms off gently. Her face still covered by that beautiful blush.
    She steps back a little.

    ******Roll em!******
    taking first roll
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:51 No.18524081
    Gently lift her face towards us and lock eyes with her
    "That's twice you've kissed me, would you like me to take you to talk with the girls?"
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)03:51 No.18524083
    rolled 25 = 25

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:51 No.18524085
    rolled 91 = 91


    Let's see it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:51 No.18524088
    rolled 33 = 33

    Satan guide my dick!w
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:51 No.18524089
    rolled 55 = 55

    Don't screw this up.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:52 No.18524091
    rolled 40 = 40


    Oh god my dice are never good.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:52 No.18524097
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:52 No.18524098
    Damn you Lookout, damn you to hell.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)03:52 No.18524100
    rolled 90 = 90

    Welp, that cant be good
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:52 No.18524101
    Dice hate lookout
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:53 No.18524102
    >cheating on our girlfriends
    >no one is giving any fucks
    >not even chastising Perrine for doing this again
    I can't wait for us to die. We're going to deserve it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:53 No.18524103


    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)03:53 No.18524107
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    "I... I don't know how this happened." she says
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:53 No.18524108

    >90+ beaten by a 25 by less than a second.

    Good to know we're still operating business as usual.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:54 No.18524113
    And what of this is cheating?
    She kissed us and we are asking her what is going on, not exactly how I would of done it but still we aren't fucking her right there
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:54 No.18524117

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:55 No.18524119
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    rolled 73 = 73


    "Don't know how what happened?"

    slowly, carefully
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:55 No.18524121

    Maybe LG will take pity on us.

    Nah, we'll roll with it. Part of the game.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:55 No.18524122

    "Take your time. I'm only asking because I care."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:55 No.18524123
    "How what happened?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)03:55 No.18524126
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    "I d-don't know how it ended up like t-this."
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)03:56 No.18524131

    I'm gonna go whiskey myself to sleep.

    sorry guys. don't bother catching me if i fall off the mast.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:56 No.18524134
    Take your time, slow steps.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:57 No.18524143

    ...I'm suspicious of how this is going.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)03:57 No.18524147
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    "I h-have no idea w-why this is all happening. But.."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:57 No.18524148

    >watching after Perrine after Mio asked us to
    >asking her what's up after she kisses us suddenly
    >Clearly emotionally distressed
    >is a friend

    Oh my god, we waved to Keima this morning! Clearly we plot to seduce him.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:57 No.18524153
    Not like you actually had control over what you rolled.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:58 No.18524160
    >>18524085 here, don't sweat it, mate. Luck is what it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:58 No.18524162
    Well, we do, but that's besides the point.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:58 No.18524164

    Give her a little reassuring squeeze.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:59 No.18524168


    Not the best example.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:59 No.18524172
    I was just about to say...
    Not really the best example there, mate.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)03:59 No.18524175
    Very true.
    That was more for trolling to begin with but it turned into a serious thing
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:01 No.18524186

    There's also the fact that we're more or less seducing a female him. While she's dressed like him.

    Which will undoubtably throw him for a fucking loop when he finds out about this.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:01 No.18524189
    Come to think of it, Mio is the only woman who we aren't returning her advances.
    Whether it is because she isn't in the family yet or she scares parts of our mind is debatable
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:02 No.18524198
    It's because her advances are closer to rape than romance.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:03 No.18524203

    "So, you slept with Perrine."
    "While she was dressed like me."
    "And you didn't see how this might get awkward?"
    "Nah, it was kinda overshadowed by the fact that I actually called out your name during sex."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:03 No.18524204
    Nanoha's birthday party.
    And we haven't actually forced her off as much as redirected it so I feel it is more that she isn't in the group rather than we are really that afraid of her
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:05 No.18524211

    I think we're kinda throwing Ryuu to the sharks here.

    Which I'm still not sure if he'll love us or hate us for.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:06 No.18524217
    I dunno. Even with Erica, we're still the man, at least most of the time. With Mio, we're never the man. Never. That's a pretty issue.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:07 No.18524222
    She's not really giving signals for what we're interested in.
    She's definitely DTF, we just couldn't really give a damn about sex, we're all about love which she has yet to show any sign of feeling towards us.
    If she fell in love with us, we'd definitely let her have a chance to talk to the girls about joining in but so far she's just using us for food, fun, and hangover cure.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:07 No.18524223
    Well honestly she seems to be rather uninterested in him sexually and more interested in the fact he has an endless booze supply

    Which is doesn't bode very well for us overall since we have to go see Ryuu and she will be spending quite a bit of time at his bar
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:07 No.18524225

    "Oh come on, like it isn't obvious to everybody at this point."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:09 No.18524246
    See that's sort of it though.
    I think she does love us but she has been in the position of having to be the man for so long she can't show it in how we were expecting it.

    Remember when Kharn handed her to us she blushed and was awkward as all hell about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:09 No.18524247

    I wonder if maybe we shouldn't nudge things in that direction just a little bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:10 No.18524260
    Wouldn't really help IMO.
    Remember she said if she wants it she takes it, if she wanted to screw Ryuu he would be walking around his bar with a sore pelvis already
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)04:11 No.18524265
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    "But what?" you ask her.
    She shuffles her feet on the ground, leaves getting disturbed by her movement.
    "Come on, you can tell me." you tell her with a smile.
    She looks at you, her blush still not fading.
    Her eyes seeking reassurance.
    "Trust me, You can tell me anything you want." you smile
    "I..." she begins.

    **gimme a roll**
    Taking first roll
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:11 No.18524266

    God, I hope she isn't.

    We've already got WAAAY too much inbound to deal with first.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:11 No.18524267
    rolled 73 = 73

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:11 No.18524269
    rolled 50 = 50

    I hate /tg/ dice, they'll fuck this up.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:11 No.18524270
    rolled 60 = 60

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:12 No.18524272
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:12 No.18524274
    rolled 1 = 1


    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:13 No.18524276
    Possible, but if she is I say she'll have to face her own feelings, just like Hina did and just like Nanoha did and just like Perinne is doing.
    If she does approach us, we'll gladly offer our support when she does her introduction request.

    Remember, we deal with the girls that get caught in our swag, we don't actively try to swag girls.

    >Unless that girl is Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:13 No.18524279
    >inb4 the rolls are to see if we get interrupted and the higher we roll the more catastrophic the interruption.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:13 No.18524281
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:13 No.18524287

    >Only taking first

    Thank fucking christ.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:14 No.18524289

    Better. I hope.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:14 No.18524290

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:14 No.18524294
    I know just I have seen it happen before with people who are in control so much they fear losing control.

    That's what I see with Mio anyway, it's why she drinks so much so that she can forget the problems she has
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:14 No.18524297
    >Taking first roll
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:14 No.18524298
    >higher we roll the more catastrophic the interruption.
    >Erica was watching
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)04:15 No.18524303
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    "I was sent here to kill you!" she says as she draws her sword.
    "But, I can't.. I was programmed to, but i cant."
    Another flash of blue light appears behind her.
    The look in her eyes change.
    "I-I'm sorry... I c-cant fight it anymore." she says as she advances on you.

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:15 No.18524307
    >I know just I have seen it happen before with people who are in control so much they fear losing control.
    Well... fuck. Now I remember my grandpa. Thanks, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:15 No.18524308
    If Ryuu didn't want to be screwed I don't think she could touch him, she'd take a flying leap at him, and somehow end up sitting on a barstool, the perfect drink in her hand and about to talk about her problems. He'd listen sagely and understand that sometimes listening is more important than giving advice.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:15 No.18524311
    Oh yeah we will let her come to us about it I am just saying don't discount the possibility of LG pulling that on us.

    We can worry about what is rid in front of us and when she starts getting too touchy feely we can sit her down and talk it out
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:16 No.18524313
    >taking first roll
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:16 No.18524314
    >Still get the HUE.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:16 No.18524315
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    rolled 98 = 98


    Now that came out of the left field...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:16 No.18524317
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:16 No.18524318
    I have the sinking feeling this is going to be better than the real story.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:17 No.18524319
    >disregarding that MIO could just be trolling us
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:17 No.18524323

    I like to think as Keima as a pet project.

    He basically said 'no fucking way' on our first meeting, and we sorta took that as a challenge.

    Any other potentially attached feelings came later.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:18 No.18524331
    >awkward drunk blushes
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:18 No.18524342
    Yeah, sorry to make you think like that but that's what happened to me.

    Wasn't my granddad it was one of his friends from his army days. always was drunk always laughing.
    Then he took his old shotgun and blew the back of his head off because he couldn't live with the memories from his army days

    That's sort of the feeling I was getting
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:19 No.18524350
    I never disregard her trolling us. Even the blushes could just be god tier acting. However, I don't disregard the threat of her raping us either.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)04:19 No.18524351
    Sure, she COULD be. And may be to cover up any actual feelings. Or she just wants our cock, and other wifely capacities.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:20 No.18524358
    She was awkward because she wasnt in control of the situation with Kharn.
    She's used to being topdog.
    And once a giant 12 foot tall khornate champion slung her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes she went all girly for a while
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:20 No.18524359
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    Ah ha ha...wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:20 No.18524360

    Actually, that's the desired possibility at this point.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:21 No.18524368

    Needed to get it outta your system?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:22 No.18524369
    I am hoping like all hell she is trolling.
    I just know there is a chance she isn't
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:22 No.18524374

    Her trolling does not discount he possibility of getting raped, our chief concern at this point.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)04:22 No.18524376
    Plainly, the blue flash was a Perrine-formed Terminator replacing the real Perrine, sent back in time to kill us. By taking the form of the girl pregnant with our child, we were unable to properly defend ourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:23 No.18524381
    And only regained her swagger after some more drinks and riding our shoulder for a while
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:25 No.18524400
    So idea from last thread,
    Chibi potions. Makes us 1-2 ft tall good for infiltration and general dickery.

    Also because tiny witches with Rc strikers sounds cute
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)04:25 No.18524406
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    "I LIKE YOU!" she says loudly. "I'm crazy about you! There, I said it!"
    She turns around and activates her strikers.
    She flies up through the trees and in the general direction of the Bureau.

    >WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:26 No.18524411
    rolled 45 = 45


    "Me too."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:27 No.18524417
    Mentillate the girls
    "It happened again."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:27 No.18524418
    Go back to the girls and finish up.
    Mentilate Erica and Ursula we need to talk to them
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:28 No.18524428
    Mentilate, I like you as well, when you feel comfortable come talk with me and the girls.

    Tell the Family that it happened again.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:28 No.18524430
    mentilate froggy "So... you won't walk with us back to the Bureau?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:28 No.18524431

    Mentilate "I like you as well, Perrine."

    Formulate plan for HOW DEAL and probably broach the subject with Hina first and foremost.

    Above all, DON'T TELL MIO OR TRUDE. Not anytime soon.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:28 No.18524438
    Mentilate to her.
    Should I schedule a talk with the girls before the camping trip or after?

    Mentilate girls
    It happened again.

    We really need to talk to them before hand though, to make sure Erica doesn't go berserk...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:28 No.18524440

    >Follow her on a saucer

    >Timestop, teleport to her, hug/hang on in midair

    >Mentilate something romantic and sappy to her

    >Damage control with Hina and Yuki

    >Prepare our testicles for Erica's wrath

    I honestly don't know what to do.
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)04:28 No.18524441
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    i didnt compleeeetely fuck it up.

    go talk to Hina
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)04:29 No.18524443
    Deploy a saucer, fly up just above the tree tops and mentilate, 'I like you too, Miss Perrine.'
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:29 No.18524445
    But... but that is not good behaviour
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:29 No.18524448

    Mentilate the girls.

    This is an unexpected twist.

    Then go speak with Yuki and Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:30 No.18524455
    I like this better
    we could add in a "I'll let you hold my hand" as a half troll
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:31 No.18524469

    [teleport to her]
    [grab her]
    [teleport to ground]

    [gentle embrace]

    "i like you too Perrine H. Clostermann"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:32 No.18524472
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    >half troll
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:32 No.18524477

    Don't tell them YET. Thought I made that clear when I said it. Ah well.
    Trude's probably still ready to bash our faces in again, and Mio is too unpredictable until we figure out how WE handle this first.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:33 No.18524487
    So I think we can all agree.
    Mentilate froggy, say we like her too and we need to have her talk to the girls

    Finish out little picnic and take Hina and Yuki back to the bureau

    Mentilate the girls that we need to talk

    We can't time stop since we used it up against Mike.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/31/12(Sat)04:34 No.18524491
    That's it. I know how i'm going to die. Landing Gear is going to keep getting closer and closer to indicating we fathered Perrine's baby, but never reveal whether we did or not, and i'm going to have a heart attack.

    All in all, not a bad death, though I fear the rage I feel upon my passing will cause me to forever haunt LG's place of residence. I should work on my ghostly maneuvers
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)04:34 No.18524492
    basically yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:36 No.18524502
    At least you will see how everything pans out still
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)04:37 No.18524510
    Seems acceptable.

    But then he'd have one less person to talk to on twitter.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:39 No.18524518
    He could ghost twit
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)04:40 No.18524528

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:42 No.18524543

    The fuck are you talking abou---oh. OH.

    You know, at this point, I'm not really surprised anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:42 No.18524550
    I am going to get an android tab soon I think.
    Once I save up enough anyway, nice to see it can run tv shows unlike iPads that you have to buy the crap for
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)04:42 No.18524553
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    'I like you as well,' you tell her mentally ' when you feel comfortable come talk with me and the girls.'

    You walk back out of the woods, your familiars and the girls are still at the table, snacking.
    "What happened? Where's Perrine?" Hina asks you
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:43 No.18524556
    >babby route 1

    1? Do you have babby routes planned for ALL the girls?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)04:43 No.18524557
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:43 No.18524562
    >babby route 1
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:44 No.18524563
    She had to go quickly so she took off on her strikers
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:44 No.18524568
    Sigh heavily.
    "It happened. Again."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:45 No.18524573
    Well they are all family and we have had flashes forward of more than one baby

    >new-born hoolloy
    Even captcha thinks we are havings lots of babies
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)04:45 No.18524577
    i feel like I've been curbstomped in the emotions tonight.
    "She's heading back to the Bureau by herself. She uh, she finally admitted that she likes me. So, progress!"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:45 No.18524578
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    >babby route 1 - paint
    >also Vista
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:46 No.18524582
    Out loud say that she completely forgot an errand she had to run and flew back to the Bureau. She said she had a lovely time with you two.

    Mentilate to the family "It happened again, Perrine, she just said she liked me, we're going to need to have a chat before I go camping."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:46 No.18524586
    She just managed to admit to something very difficult for her, and she needs some time to sort herself out. I believe you understand the feeling."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:47 No.18524595

    "I went to check on her. She had to head back early and think on some things. Hey, hypothetical question, say she had an interest in me. Like, really, REALLY, likes me. Would you girls possibly be willing to allow her into our family?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:47 No.18524596
    Hey ADF since I know you are here somewhere think you could manage a picture of the girls as TF2 classes like we talked about in the other thread?
    Hina = scout
    Erica = heavy
    Sakura = pyro
    Nanoha = soldier
    Mio = demo man
    Miyafuji = medic
    Hayate = spy
    Keima = sniper
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)04:47 No.18524597
    "She was feeling poorly and decided to head back to the academy on her own, and wouldn't let me dissuade her. And, I'm afraid, it seems to have happened again."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:48 No.18524607
    We don't talk about it out loud in front of Yuki until she is at that point
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:48 No.18524613
    >She uh, she finally admitted that she likes me. So, progress!"
    Might not be advisable with Yuki there.
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)04:50 No.18524624
    probably not. duly noted. mentilate that to hina then. go with >>18524582 for the out loud part.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:50 No.18524627
    "She decided to head on back by herself, as she wasn't feeling well."
    Mentilate to Erica, Nanoha and Ursula 'Ladies, Erica, it happened again.'
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:50 No.18524628
    I'm not quite sure it's a good idea to tell Erica it is Perrine until we are physically there to keep her from attempting to ambush her...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)04:51 No.18524633
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    "She had to go somewhere quickly, so she flew away." you say.
    'It happened again.' you add mentally.
    'I see. I knew it was coming.' she answers you as she sips her tea.

    You sit back down at the table and finish eating with the two remaining girls.
    After you pack everything up, you think of what to do next.

    WAT DO?

    It's XP. I dont trust any other OS
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:51 No.18524635

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:52 No.18524639
    >It's XP.
    Picture still applies though.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:52 No.18524641
    See if the shops changed during our snack.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:52 No.18524645
    The lake, perchance?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:53 No.18524646

    Hit up the shops one last time before me leave if they've changed.

    Hopefully that music store is here and we can get a Piano, Guitar, and/or a sax.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:53 No.18524647
    Head back to the bureau while making small talk and Mentilate the girls that we need to talk before we leave for our trip
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)04:53 No.18524648
    what's the time?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)04:53 No.18524649
    Do we know just when we're heading out with Sagara? And when is it now?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:53 No.18524654
    Return to the Bureau, we need a conference with the Family and to prepare for the Camping trip.

    Make small talk with Yuki, by the end ask how she enjoyed this small outing, apologize for it being a standard affair rather than something impressive. Tell her we'd love to do it again some time.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:54 No.18524656
    Prep for MINE KAMP.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:54 No.18524658


    Make sure it's the mundane shop, non-weaponized instruments aren't going to cost 50 Guptas.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:55 No.18524663

    Makes it sound slightly too date-y.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)04:58 No.18524680
    He said this evening so we have a few hours probably

    Hit up the shops then home and tell the girls
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)05:01 No.18524700
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    You walk with the girls back towards the shops.
    Theyve changed again.
    RCS, Crossdressing Castle, BIlly's, Slanesh' and a new shop.
    In smaller font it reads: You break it, you buy it.

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:02 No.18524711
    To gullivers!
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)05:02 No.18524713
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:03 No.18524720
    >You sit back down at the table and finish eating the two remaining girls.

    damn-it brain...
    ya i need to sleep, Good night.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:04 No.18524723

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:04 No.18524724
    rolled 68 = 68

    >where go
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:04 No.18524727
    We need to see Gulliver's.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:05 No.18524738

    May as well see what real estate to possibly we can/should purchase.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:05 No.18524739

    GULLIVERS. See about properties and what to expect when it comes time to buy.

    >Our gbtsheda

    What's a gbtsheda, Captcha?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:07 No.18524752
    What we're getting, most likely.

    >Captcha: ogyvene cable
    And that's where we're getting our TV and Internet, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:08 No.18524761
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    Not yet. Needs more Melmo candy first.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)05:09 No.18524765
    My immediate thought was, gay/bi/transsexual SheDA

    A non-hetero lady District Attorney, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:12 No.18524784
    Seriously we need to swipe an entire jar of those things
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:14 No.18524792
    Talk to Negi. He can hook us up.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:14 No.18524794
    Nah, just a handful, for our own personal use. First we eat them in random quantity/intervals to get the different ages. Then we replicate it in pot form for unlimited melmo pot works.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)05:14 No.18524796
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    You walk in through the oversized door.
    On racks and racks around you are bottles, snowglobes, and glass cases.
    In each of these was a structure.
    Some contained a house, while others contained full castles.
    You even see one that looks like a naval base with ships docked in it.

    "Hello?" you call out, looking for the shopkeep.
    "Anybody here?"
    "im here!" a tiny voice tells you.
    "Hello? Where are you?"
    "here! here!"
    "here! on the desk!"
    You look down at the nice oak desk a few feet away. On it is what appears to be a tinier identical desk.
    Standing in front of it is a miniscule man wearing Victorian clothes.
    "So, What can I do for you?" He asks. His shouts barely above a whisper.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:15 No.18524804
    Nah in universe only one of the advanced lecturers have those.

    Whether he could get the ones from his dimension or not we haven't found out. The general idea seems to be no since it would open the floodgates to getting things like the jusenkyo water from Ranma etc
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:16 No.18524810
    I was interested in one of your properties. My handler Mike told me he got his from you a few decades back
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)05:17 No.18524812
    No size related puns. Well, nothing too egregious.

    "I've been thinking I need some bigger living quarters, with my family constantly expanding since I arrived. When I talked to Mike about it, he referred me to you."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:17 No.18524813
    "I'm curious about what price range your merchandise runs through, and what sort of financing you offer."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:18 No.18524820

    Mike mentioned this place, mind showing me what kind of places you have for sale, and telling me how much a custom piece might cost?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:18 No.18524823
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    >naval base
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:18 No.18524825
    Well if we had a jar we could mess around more leading to more experience and a better chance at making it.

    Also we could analyze the candies and see what is in them via Kraus so we could figure out what was needed for the ingredients
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:19 No.18524830
    Yes, but Evangeline made them. And apparantly she's teaching Negi right now. He's the best point of access we'd have to the age candy.

    Speaking of which, if Evangeline's teaching Negi, we've got a couple months at best before he hits god-like power.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:19 No.18524832
    While I want to say we need the fleet base because the joke is there,va castle sounds awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:20 No.18524835
    We don't know that she is teaching him or his handler.

    She might just be another agent
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:21 No.18524844
    I think she was Negi's last fight, which, from what we've seen, is generally the handler.
    Shirou and Rance
    Us and Mike
    Hina and Tama
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:22 No.18524845
    A jar is a lot to ask for, though. Getting a few for SCIENCE is a lot easier to get approval for than a whole bunch.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:22 No.18524848
    Age decieving pills are diferent from melmo candies.
    The pills are sold on the mahonet in the negi universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:23 No.18524850
    Do you have anything in the Ship in a bottle variety?
    We're thinking Galleon or possibly Indiaman...

    If not, how much is the Naval base, what era is it from and how reasonable is your financial plans?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:27 No.18524869
    That's what we saw however Sousuke's fight was against snake, Erica's was against some girl we hadn't seen before.

    The last fight is handler thing might not be a rule just a coincidence since multiple trainees are under each handler
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)05:30 No.18524882
    I think we should stick to more generic info for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:30 No.18524883
    Man if we go naval we go fleet base.

    Plus our girls probably wouldn't like living on a ship all the time
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:30 No.18524884
    Regardless, he called her Master. That's pretty specific.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:31 No.18524889
    It all depends on how many she has and how cavalier she is with them

    Remember Max left a tin of gummy BEARS on the ground after we fought him and gave a tin to Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:32 No.18524890
    maybe she's just kinky?

    ... We need to get Erica to call us Master...
    all my boners
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:32 No.18524892
    I thought he said master I won't fail you to himself, not as in saying it to her
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:33 No.18524894
    That too.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:34 No.18524902
    >"Master! I shall not fail!" Negi says as he begins to cast another spell and points his staff at the blonde little girl flying in the air.

    Rather vague and it can be taken either as saying to himself or Evangeline
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)05:39 No.18524924
    "I'm curious about what price range your merchandise runs through, and what sort of financing you offer. A friend recommended you to me when I showed interest in a farm you sold him." you ask.
    "We carry new and reconditioned residences of every shape and size. From a simple cabin in the woods, to a mountain stronghold. All of them are real life structures shrunk and installed in one of our patented containers. Prices all depend on how big the residence is and how small the container is."
    He explains.
    "A castle in a snowglobe for example will cost you a couple hundred thousand."
    "A cabin in a large bottle a couple hundred"
    "What did you have in mind?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:40 No.18524931
    Well I was thinking a mansion on the beach eventually but the naval base caught my eye as has the castles.

    What sort of payment plans do you offer for them?
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)05:42 No.18524941
    "Something that could comfortable house up to 8 people, preferably no larger than basketball in size."

    We should really consult with the fam before picking what the house should look like, since I imagine they can't be renovated by majaik once they're installed.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:42 No.18524942
    Ship in a bottle, possibly anchored by a tropical paradise island...
    I'm definitely thinking naval theme. Golden Age of Sail or Exploration era.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:42 No.18524943
    I'm guessing a training resort where time goes faster on the inside than the outside is out of our price range then.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:42 No.18524944
    "Something for a large family, with a lot of space for entertaining guests as well."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)05:42 No.18524948
    "We'd need something that can house at least..." glance at Hina & Yuki, ponder priefly, "8 people comfortably? Probably make it 10, actually. The bottle wouldn't have to be too small, we shouldn't need it to be particularly portable, we're not too far along in training."
    >> Quartermaster 03/31/12(Sat)05:44 No.18524958
    Naval Base. Ask him about that, our Twins will get a chuckle out of it. That and we are the HMS Swagtanic!

    Although, a nice old british mansion would be nice...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:46 No.18524964
    we should find a job soon too.

    we aren't even making money now...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)05:47 No.18524967
    yes we are. Even trainees get something like 30 guptas a week. Or was that a month? Regardless, we're pretty well paid by mundane standards.
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)05:47 No.18524968
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    the bureau pays us.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:47 No.18524970
    We get a pretty substantial monthly stipend.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:49 No.18524980

    we could work for ryuu part time
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:51 No.18524985
    I think it was a week.
    And, as a reminder, 1 gupta is about 200 dollars.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:52 No.18524990
    We get 33 per week

    We had plans in an older thread to start selling potions but that got derailed by the whole canned love bit
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)05:52 No.18524991
    "Something for a large family," you glance at Hina and Yuki. the former blushes while the latter jsut tilts her head at you "with a lot of space for entertaining guests as well. Maybe something with a garden." you tell him.
    "And how small should the container be?" he asks
    "Oh nothing too small we don't particularly need it to be portable, maybe the size of a basketball."
    "A basketwhat?"
    "A basketball. Uhh.. about this big." you motion the size with your hands.
    "Hmnnn I think there's something like that."

    >what page are we on?
    >how to sho page number on catalog.neet?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)05:54 No.18524994
    Page 8. Either sticky it by alt+clicking it, or make a filter
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:55 No.18524998
    any one have sims game installed?

    we could engineer a house and submit it to them for order :p

    or ask shirou for a blueprint, he is a damn good engineer
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)05:56 No.18525004
    Ah, and with the filter, make sure it's set to filter to the top of the list. A thing I just learned.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:56 No.18525007
    I just organize by bump date and guess. We're about halfway down, so Udz saying 8 is about what I would've guessed. KY should be on 14 or 15 right now, for comparison.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)05:58 No.18525015
    r:611(+0) / i:65 / p:8

    page 8 it is

    how well can those magic houses take damage and what happens when they get destroyed?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:01 No.18525019
    Inquire about castles and the naval base while we are here
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:04 No.18525030

    i wonder where shirou learn to build all those crafts

    hmm, maybe his concentration compensate for his stupidity
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:04 No.18525033
    We should see if he hires places or for parties, it could solve lots of our problems with getting the gym for some of our less crazy party plans
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)06:05 No.18525037
    He's an idiot savant when fudge is involved
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:05 No.18525039
    No he is like a Dorf.
    He has no intelligence but he understands working with tools instinctively and the more he practices the better he gets at it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:07 No.18525048
    Now that I think of it, as much of a joke entry as it was, there's certain things about the naval base that have a lot of appeal. For example, they tend to come standard with large bathroom and dining facilities, and being on water means we could have a BEACH. We may have to do some remodeling, but there's a lot of good things that are already built in. Besides, our witches would find it pretty homey.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:07 No.18525050
    Or we could do it ourselves.
    I'm pretty sure Hayate worked as a architect's assistant at some point...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)06:09 No.18525057
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    "My good lad, can you pick me up and bring me to the third case from the door, and put me down on the 5th shelf up?" He asks you.
    "Uh sure." you say as you pick him up gently.
    AS you walk to the indicated shelf, you ask him.
    "How well do these stand up to damage? What happens if the bottle shatters?"
    "I'd like to see someone shatter our bottles. They are rated for AA++ type majaic and mundane protection. Nothing short of a god's wrath can crack them" he says proudly. "it's a secret recipe I learned in my travels."

    You set him down to where he indicated.
    He walks over to a large round bottle, somewhat the size of a beachball.
    On the side, the letters _VA'_ _ESO__ are faintly visible.
    Inside, you see a white tower surrounded by a long spiral staircase. On top of the tower is a villa and a garden.
    At the base of a tower is water, and connected to it by a bridge is a small island.

    "Here it is. A nice large house with a nice space for entertaining guests. It even has a beach." he tells you.
    "I acquired it about fifty years ago. The previous owner sold it after she got employed by the Bureau."
    "Unfortunately, I have been unable to resell it due to the owners... history."

    "Would you like to take a tour?" he asks you
    [ ]yes
    [ ]no
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:09 No.18525058
    That sort of was my idea.

    Plus we could get various boats like a galleon, or a cruise ship docked
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:10 No.18525060
    Our Back Story of Doom DOES rival Old Man Henderson's.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:11 No.18525064
    Ok Evangeline selling the resort is weird but FUCK YES
    Swag palace is ours!

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:12 No.18525065
    So that means it won't stand up to Nanoha PMSing? Good to know.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:12 No.18525066
    Oh HELL yes. This thing is the jackpot ladies and gents.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:12 No.18525069
    I assume some of the time shenanigans (Hour Outside, Day Inside, must spend one day inside before leaving) have been fixed or retconned out.

    No matter.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)06:12 No.18525070
    Look to Hina and Yuki, see if they'd like to go. Ask about the history.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:12 No.18525071
    >only AA++
    We'll need to be careful that Nanoha doesn't pop it like a balloon.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:12 No.18525073
    It is sort of a running joke but yeah.
    Basically anything can be used as long as it is sad and PTSD inducing
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)06:13 No.18525075
    >you guys need to roll well

    staying away from this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:13 No.18525076
    This is her little one. She's got a big one with different terrains and, like, five interconnected bottles.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:13 No.18525078
    Nanoha's power level is roughly A to A+ since our teacups are rated to A
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:14 No.18525080
    > twitter: "you guys need to roll well."

    it keeps happening
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:14 No.18525085
    rolled 76 = 76


    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:14 No.18525087
    Time to break out the derail dice I think
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)06:15 No.18525090
    She's free now.
    She doesnt really need it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:17 No.18525100
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    throw guptas at him NOW
    DO IT

    seriously though after the tour ask how much is the installments
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:17 No.18525103
    I forget, was that just a divine buster, or was it SLB? Anyways, she still has growing to do before it becomes an issue. She's also sans cartridges right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:19 No.18525111
    It may still be accelerated but there wouldn't be a requirement in place for how long you had to be in there I bet

    Also if we do go for it see if he can't join the naval base to it, I am not giving up on that
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:21 No.18525119

    don't feel too bad man we still like you, so don't be afraid to roll

    we will rage at you though when you fail
    then maybe one of us will track you down and beat you senseless.

    other than that its ok.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:22 No.18525125
    We at least can take a look at it. I'm definitely for taking a tour of it at the least.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:22 No.18525126
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)06:22 No.18525129
    Eh, hasn't stopped me yet.
    >> Lookout 03/31/12(Sat)06:25 No.18525138
    my head just isn't on right tonight(wasn't joking about being curbstomped in the emotions), and the dice can probably tell.
    i do need to get some sleep now though. good luck.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:25 No.18525139
    Just bemoan your utterly horrible luck with dice and they will give you another 100
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:26 No.18525145
    rolled 4 = 4

    Yes, a tour please
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:26 No.18525148
    It'd still be useful for training.

    Then again, apparently she was able to throw three more dimensions onto it during the summer and another castle, so it mustn't be too much trouble for her to build.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)06:27 No.18525152
    "Sure, We'd love a tour." you tell him. Hina and Yuki nod.
    "Okay then, touch the cork, and I'll give you quick look inside."

    The three of you touch the large cork on one side of the bottle. You feel the familiar shock that happened to you when you went to Mike's plantation.

    You find yourselves infront of the Villa.
    Infront of you is the realtor, now in full size.
    "Hello again." He says as he shakes your hand. "My name's Gulliver by the way. now follow me inside and lets start looking around."

    He leads you inside the Villa first.
    It's fully furnished, with contemporary furniture mixed with some older pieces.
    The master bedroom is set over looking the edge of the tower, It was open on one side.
    There were 5 other bedrooms, all of them almost as lavish as the master's bedrooms.
    Each room came with an adjoining bathroom and shower.
    A large dining hall was below the main level, it was connected to a kitchen taht could rival any five star hotel's.

    Beneath the dining room was a bath. larger and more lavish than anything youve seen before.

    Below the bath was a library. Mostly historical and fantasy books. 2/3rds of the shelves were empty.
    "Ah yes." Gulliver says as he sees you studying the shelves "The previous owner kept the more 'interesting' books in her collection."

    A level below the library was an empty space.
    A large, high cielinged, empty room.
    "This used to be a training room. Reinforced walls, sound proofed. The works. The equipment were also kept by the previous owner."

    Below that one was a smaller room, but still quite large.
    Numerous tables and emtpy shelves stood in it.
    "I never knew what this room was." he tells you "But there's a strong sense of majaik in it."

    He then leads you back outside and into the garden.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:29 No.18525167
    >"I never knew what this room was." he tells you "But there's a strong sense of majaik in it."
    Alchemy lab? Alchemy lab.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:29 No.18525170
    We must get this house.
    Fucking squash gulliver and run if we must but we must have it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:31 No.18525178
    I bet we could find some notes or residue from her making and testing her age pills in there....
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:32 No.18525184
    rolled 47 = 47

    >A level below the library was an empty space.
    >A large, high cielinged, empty room.
    Ballroom? Ballroom.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)06:32 No.18525188
    Come now, thievery is beneath us. one way or another, we shall find the means to afford it lawfully.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:33 No.18525189
    Damn, nice digs, probably will cost an arm, a leg, and hundreds of thousands of guptas.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:33 No.18525192
    Perrine's eight months away from having a first born we can sell.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:34 No.18525196
    We're not our parents
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:34 No.18525200
    rolled 8 = 8


    Is there any time dilation?

    Please don't let there be any time dilation. It'll screw up our schedules if we live there most of the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:34 No.18525203
    Or a shooting range.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:35 No.18525207
    Maybe, maybe not.
    >"Unfortunately, I have been unable to resell it due to the owners... history."
    We might be able to get a deal on it if we don't fuck up the roll.

    Yeah, forgot my sarcasm tag.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)06:35 No.18525208
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    That's not even approaching funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:35 No.18525211

    >age pills

    she is a vampire
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:36 No.18525213
    A vampire who was turned at 10 years old, and didn't age after that.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:36 No.18525214
    While not a bad idea, you're forgetting we have a harem. A harem that gets paychecks just like we do. I think we'd be able to make some pretty decent payments with 100 guptas a week from all of us together. That's without any new additions throwing into the pot as well. Our swag will pay for our swag palace!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:38 No.18525224
    Also she is canonically one of the few characters to ever bother with age pills either way because she was turned into one at then years old
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)06:38 No.18525228
    Of course it's a bad idea! And it's "Family" not "harem"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:38 No.18525230

    >using money from our girls


    stop it, just stop talking
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)06:41 No.18525244
    After looking around the well maintainded gardens. and walking down the spiral staircase wrapped around the tower. [Hina has holding your arm though this]
    You arrived at the small island.
    White sand surrounded a stand of Coconut trees.
    Blue water lapped invitingly at the shore.
    AS you sit on o the numerous beach chairs there, you try and ask Gulliver about the previous owner.

    "Hmnnn, well you may not have heard of her, but then again many people have."
    "She was the Dark Evangel. The Mistress of the Night. Evangeline AK McDowell."
    "A vampire. A mage. She was rumored to have run rampant in her home Dimension. Until she fell in with a Bureau agent and he took her in. Now, many people that have heared the rumors about her would think twice about buying something she owned. That's the reason I could not sell this place no matter how hard I tried."

    "For fifty years It's sat on the shelf in my shop. For fifty years its stood lifeless. Such a same for a grand home like this."

    "Would you be interested in purchasing it? Even after knowing some of the old owners supposed misdeeds?"

    [ ]yeah
    [ ]i dunno
    [ ]no sorry
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)06:41 No.18525248
    Actually, it's fine, so long as they're willing. It's part of the "family" thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:41 No.18525250
    What's wrong with that? We talk with them, see if they think it's a good idea. If we all agree, we go in together for it. If not, this beautiful home slips through our fingers.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:41 No.18525252
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    >Our swag will pay for our swag palace!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:42 No.18525258
    [X]i dunno
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)06:43 No.18525259
    "It's a wonderful place, of course I'm interested, though I will have to discuss it with the rest of my family."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:43 No.18525261
    [x] how much
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:43 No.18525262
    "I'm interested, but the decision isn't mine alone to make."
    Ask Hina directly, mentillate Erica, Ursula and Nanoha about it (if Nanoha's out of class yet).
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:43 No.18525263
    We can split some costs with them, also we have 5 other fucking huge bedrooms. We can probably fit at least 8 people on this one bed and maybe use one room entirely for clothes for all of us.

    We can probably rent some out to students who want proper digs with better food.

    I have no issues with this, it might just make the house more interesting.

    I'd love to buy it, what would the price be?

    I will ensure that this house will be filled with love and laughter for the rest of its days, enough to wipe the dark reputation from this noble estate.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:43 No.18525265

    I dunno.

    Play the how much we want it down a bit, see if we can get a slightly better deal.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:44 No.18525266
    >I dunno.

    "What's the hook and what's the price?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:44 No.18525267
    [x]i dunno
    "Hmm...While it seems interesting, but it is not my decision alone."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:44 No.18525269
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    "It would depend on what price you're offering. If it's reasonable, we can come to an agreement."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:44 No.18525271
    rolled 71 = 71

    I dunno.
    It is a beautiful place but with the past it makes it a bit harder, I'm sure if we could come to an agreement about such a fine house that is below the average price we could buy it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:44 No.18525272
    Also ask Yuki because she's there and our friend.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:45 No.18525278
    rolled 14 = 14

    "It's an interesting piece, but there are a few more people that need to weigh in on the decision.
    I would like to be able to quote a price when I bring it up, though"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)06:47 No.18525286
    I'm not even sure what these are votes for.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:47 No.18525287
    But she's not in the family yet, and wouldn't be putting money into it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)06:48 No.18525294
    "I dunno. I will have to discuss it with my family first of course." you tell him.
    "I see..."
    "How much would it cost us if we ever got it? and what payment plan should we be expecting?"

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:48 No.18525297
    [x]I dunno
    It's a definite maybe, depending on the price. If he's had such a hard time selling it, we should get a good deal, though. I still want to look at the naval base before making any commitments, on top of needing to consult the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:48 No.18525298
    It's asking her opinion not whether we should
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:48 No.18525300
    rolled 6 = 6

    Here comes the fail train.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:48 No.18525301

    [x] i dunno depends on the price
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:49 No.18525303
    rolled 54 = 54


    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:49 No.18525304
    rolled 67 = 67

    He ought to aim low, his goal isn't money it's giving people homes, and he is tired of looking at it and sighing.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:49 No.18525306
    rolled 22 = 22

    Come on! Swag Palace!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:49 No.18525308
    rolled 2 = 2

    75 guptas a month if he throws in the naval base
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)06:49 No.18525310
    rolled 85 = 85

    And we're boned, aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:49 No.18525314
    rolled 86 = 86

    let the beat rock
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:50 No.18525318
    rolled 66 = 66

    In before 'One human soul'.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:50 No.18525322
    rolled 97 = 97

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:50 No.18525324
    rolled 22 = 22

    Lets get us a home.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:50 No.18525326
    rolled 71 = 71

    Well currently I am not flush with cash but I am employed by the bureau so I am sure we can set up a good deal
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:51 No.18525330

    There's no way we're getting this, is there?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)06:51 No.18525332
    rolled 90 = 90

    We'll see.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:51 No.18525333
    rolled 28 = 28

    "your first born son"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:51 No.18525336
    [X]what does it cost.

    50 years is a long time, he might even lower the price if we appear to be interested
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:51 No.18525337
    rolled 21 = 21

    Probably are

    Nice idea but I don't see it happening
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:51 No.18525338
    But she's our friend, and she's seen it and we should get opinions because it'll be loadsamoney.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:51 No.18525339
    rolled 65 = 65

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:52 No.18525345
    So not first roll, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:53 No.18525347


    LOOKOUT! Come here and complain about the dice gods so they give you a good roll
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:54 No.18525358
    >Implying that'd help him
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)06:54 No.18525360
    Or we just stop rolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)06:55 No.18525363
    Yeah, I forgot my dice in>>18525330
    to try to get the complaining/irony bonus.

    But then I saw the 97 and didn't want to risk things.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)06:59 No.18525387
    "Before you give me a price, I would like to tell you that I'm currently jsut a recruit of the Bureau right now, and am not that flush with cash. But after i get my promotions I think we could set up a reasonable agreement."

    "Oh I know that. I saw you earlier, walk into Picollo's shop in Bureau uniforms. Let me assure you that My prices are always fare."

    He takes out an abacus and begins sliding beads.
    "Let's see, the structure itself is not that large. No specialized weather or time spells contained in it. The container itself is slightly oversized, much larger than out usual ones."
    "And then there's the fact taht I could not sell it for over fifty years."
    he finishes manipulating the beads.
    "Ill give it to you for a flat rate of 100guptas per month. For the next fifty years. A total of Sixty Thousand Guptas. How does that sound?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:00 No.18525395
    We need to picture gulliver as Recette!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:01 No.18525405
    >No specialized weather or time spells contained in it.
    >No time spells

    Dammit. That was the main draw originally.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:01 No.18525408
    That sounds fair. Would I be able to change the rate once my pay increases?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:01 No.18525410

    Don't think we make that much, gonna have to ask everyone to pitch in.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:02 No.18525415
    What's the life expectancy of a Bureau agent? Is fifty year likely or not?

    I mean, I know Mike's a few centuries old, but is he average or awesome?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:02 No.18525416
    >fifty years
    Jesus Christ how long do these people live?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:03 No.18525418
    We make 132 per month
    We get 33 a week this costs 25 a week

    What is our current count LG? Should be around 100 right?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:03 No.18525419
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    >60k guptas
    We should still shop around more, though. You never instantly buy the first thing you see, even if you go back to it later. Me and another guy definitely want to see the naval base before signing anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:03 No.18525421
    rolled 97 = 97


    That sounds reasonable...

    "Hmm, I will have to discuss it with my family first. Can we get back to you, on that?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)07:03 No.18525424
    "That seems fair. I will, as I said, need to speak with the rest of my new family about it. Could I get back to you... tomorrow evening? I'm heading out on a camping trip with some friends for the night, soon."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:04 No.18525426
    The bureau seems to have life extending technology or majaik.

    Mike is somewhere around 300 given what he has said before
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:04 No.18525428
    Holy balls yes, god yes. We make 130 a month as basic students, that will only go up and we make good piles, we currently have 4 live in girl friends who make just as much or more. This balances out to not being that expensive per month. Tell him that we are flattered by the offer and are almost certainly going to say yes, but we're going to have to run it by the other parties.

    If we split it among our Family it's 20 per, we might choose to take the lions share of the cost but still very little. Hell we can lower the cost even more by renting out rooms to people who want a nicer house and breakfast prepared for them.

    We can do any time or weather or anything else on our own time.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:04 No.18525430
    It's still a nice place. Just no longer break the game over our knee good anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:04 No.18525433
    >50 years
    That's a tad long. Definitely need to discuss with the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:04 No.18525438
    I want it but I am sure we could haggle it into our payments since we are buying such a large investment
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)07:04 No.18525440
    You get 36 Guptas A WEEK on your trainee allowance.
    144 a month.

    Then there's the pay increase, hazzard pay and mission rewards you'll get as an agent and the increases you'll get once you get promoted.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:05 No.18525442
    "Well... I'm going to talk with the others first. Oh, and Yuki, do you have an opinion on the place?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:05 No.18525446
    Have you SEEN how big this thing is? I think that's CHEAP for something this size, complete with beach front, rear, and sides.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:05 No.18525447
    Not to mention we are going to start selling potion packs to supplement our income
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)07:06 No.18525455
    Only Erica and Ursula CURRENTLY live with us. Hina's probably on the verge of doing it, and there wouldn't be much reason to exclude Nanoha from this, though she may still want to keep a separate room in the dorms.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:07 No.18525459
    So we end up with 44 guptas spare a month.
    That is more than enough
    Only not right now. Wait until we can get it to surprise all the girls instead of Hina knowing for sure
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:07 No.18525461
    Ask about upgrades. Evangeline was able to attach a castle and a few extra training grounds on. And we might be able to put on the permanent perfect beach weather and oh so abusable time dilation too.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)07:09 No.18525472
    You currently have 124Guptas [I dont count yonks]. This weeks payment came in at lunch
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:10 No.18525474
    We have 6 fully furnished giant fancy bedrooms and we could probably do some carpentry and get more smaller boarder rooms.

    She doesn't share a room with us but she can move in next door and have a room in the dorms, hell bring her friends for sleepovers or spend time in her dorm room whenever she wants to be with them. Also Hina is pretty much live in, she just hasn't admitted it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:10 No.18525475
    Or ask about attaching the naval base like me and >>18525419
    Wanted as well.
    I know it is stupid by the joke is far too good to pass up
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)07:10 No.18525477
    It's already at perfect weather.
    You jsut can't change it to make it snow or something
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:10 No.18525478
    That's still a huge ass number, especially for "the evil vampire house" that's been unsellable for 50 years. Beaches and shit shouldn't make that much of a difference, since it's a house in a bottle. You can make any of those with beaches.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:12 No.18525489
    So we get 11 more guptas's a week and we have 124 currently.
    Our expenses generally take about 8 guptas so we should be fine getting this and then bigger purchases come when we get bonuses
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:13 No.18525491
    rolled 28 = 28


    Time dilation would fuck us up if we stay there long term.

    If we raise the kid in there with time dilation on, he won't be seeing much of us.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:13 No.18525493
    What about time dilation though. Can we upgrade it to turn the 1 hour = 24 hours mode back on?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:14 No.18525497
    The regular price is probably twice that.
    We are getting this deal because we got a. 97
    We can easily live off 11 guptas a week and our reserve not counting bonuses oral increases
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:14 No.18525498
    rolled 28 = 28

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)07:14 No.18525501
    For reference, Mike's plantation tahts 900 hectares, with a small cabin, was brought brand new for 55000 at a payment plan of a couple of decades.
    The container is much smaller though [so the added price]
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:15 No.18525505
    We could probably get a weaker version but longer versions like that aren't really that great anyway

    That is basically setting ourselves up for time skip constantly
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:16 No.18525509
    >oral increases
    Oh autocorrect you card
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)07:16 No.18525511
    It's not a question of "can we afford it" It's one of "are the girls willing to do it?" We can plainly afford it, with our general living expenses, so long as we don't have sudden needs for large and/or expensive things that we have to solely foot the bill for.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:16 No.18525512
    rolled 41 = 41


    Time dilation is useful if its a retreat, resort.

    If you're staying there long term, you don't want time dilation.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:16 No.18525513
    Get it put aside discreetly.
    We will pick it up on the way back from training
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:17 No.18525521
    They already live with us and this way we are going from apartment to resort island

    I think they will be ok with it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:18 No.18525524
    i'm for talking it over the the girls and see what their input is on the house, that house has been vacant for 50+ years, I doudt that will change soon but ask if Gulliver could hold back its sale untill we have talked to the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:18 No.18525528
    I'm not even committed to buying the naval base, but I definitely want to see it before we go buying the first house we see. That's just how you do real estate shopping. Never buy the first thing until after you've looked at other things. If this is still the most attractive offer, THEN we throw our money at him.

    I guess no one here's ever shopped for a house before.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:19 No.18525531
    Buy it, we'll bring it up at the family meeting before we head out camping.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:19 No.18525532
    +1 to this

    Make it a surprise for the girls

    I suppose the payments start at the end of the month and we will automatically put it aside from now on if we do this?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:19 No.18525533
    GUYS. We don't need much in terms of fucking cash.
    We only generally need money for some equipment but with out current loadout, I think we're good.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)07:19 No.18525535
    Oh, certainly. No real doubt there. It's the principle of the thing.
    >> Quartermaster 03/31/12(Sat)07:20 No.18525541
    I wanna check out the naval base before we commit to talking to the rest of the Family about it. But it seems like a good deal... We just need to shop around. Never buy the first thing you settle on, make sure its market value first.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:20 No.18525543
    I have but I have never been offered something worth over $25 million dollars for half price.

    There is real estate and there is mucking about and this falls under mucking about

    I do want to look at the naval base though. Maybe see a out it once we get promoted
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:21 No.18525546
    rolled 25 = 25


    It's not a matter if they're OK with it.

    It more that this is an important decision that we all need input on.

    Would you buy your future home without consulting your significant other?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:21 No.18525549
    Its a naval base in a bottle.
    We would most like get about a kilometer or two of sea
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:22 No.18525557
    Wouldn't you be happy if your significant other surprised you by presenting you with a mansion with it's own tropical island that you don't have to pay for?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)07:24 No.18525565
    Fuck all, it's nearly 4:30. I'm out, good luck sorting this all out, guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:24 No.18525566
    Maybe, we don't know yet which is why I am pushing for checking it out
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:25 No.18525571
    rolled 40 = 40

    [x] buy

    also ask if we can change the payment as we get promoted
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:25 No.18525574
    rolled 16 = 16


    If i was going to be staying there for the rest of my life, i would be upset that I was not consulted.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:27 No.18525583
    Night Udz

    Check the naval base out then see if he can't put Eva's aside for us to pick up on our way home from camping.

    maybe see if he could throw in the naval base if it is cool enough or cheap enough
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:27 No.18525588
    Okay, there are a few main points about this that we're trying to work out

    1) Do we want this house?
    2) Do we make the decision ourselves, or share it with the girls?
    3) Do we want to shop around before deciding?

    Myself, I say
    1) Yes
    2) Share
    3) Why not, these things are cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:28 No.18525591
    Prefer it to be a surprise
    Fuck yes, naval base and castle tours at least
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:29 No.18525595
    Seriously, this place hasn't sold for decades, it can wait until we discuss it with the girls and have them take the tour as well.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)07:30 No.18525598
    Yes. Share. Whatever, so long as progress is made
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:31 No.18525602
    rolled 66 = 66


    1) Quite likely, but it's good to look around further. At least the property is on the cards.
    2) We need to discuss it and bring the rest of the girls on a tour.
    3) Shop around further.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:31 No.18525605
    I just fail to see the problem.
    We know our girls want to live with us, we want them and our future children to have the best life and house possible

    This is basically it and could be the greatest gift we could get them at this pointin time and we seem to be half half on FUCK YEAH and cold feet
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:32 No.18525608

    1. want it
    2. discuss it with the girls, they will be living there with us so its only natural.
    3. look around some, show some interrest in the naval base. if he is really desperate about selling the Resort this might give him a nudge to lower the price a LITTLE bit more. would be a waste to let a potential buyer get away (50 fricken years!).

    >Captcha filled in half of the verification for me wtf.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:32 No.18525609
    So you don't care what they think?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:33 No.18525612
    >cold feet
    What the fuck are you talking about, we're making a major decision that will affect the girls, we should discuss it with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:34 No.18525619
    1) maybe
    2) consult girls
    3) Yes

    >if he is really desperate about selling the Resort this might give him a nudge to lower the price a LITTLE bit more. would be a waste to let a potential buyer get away (50 fricken years!).
    Exactly. Part of the reason for shopping around in real estate is leverage.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:35 No.18525623
    We should see about extra entrances too.
    Like binding their lockets to entrances so they can come / go at will
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/31/12(Sat)07:35 No.18525624
    It's not a PROBLEM, it's a matter of courtesy, and respecting them & their opinions.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:36 No.18525628
    >64000 guptas
    >we will be in debt for 50 years
    >they want to live with us
    >we won't be able to resell the house because no one wants it
    >we won't be able to get an other house for ages

    >make a spur of the moment purchase that will define our lives together without making it a group decision
    Never breed.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:38 No.18525635
    We are making a decision that could be the greatest present ever. A resort that tropical islands would kill to be like basically paradise in a bottle.

    And you honestly think any of them will have a problem within us getting it for them as a surprise?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:39 No.18525642
    I have already, I bought my wife a house on the beach and paid it off by myself. And you know what? She tells me how much she fucking loves it constantly.

    What I did is small time in comparison to this
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:40 No.18525645
    Those of us wanting to talk it over with them think they may have a problem with us being 60,000 guptas in debt.for the next 50 years.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:42 No.18525660
    And what percentage of your paycheck/wealth was that?

    Because this is more than two thirds our income until, probably, field training starts.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:44 No.18525674
    It was 58% of my pay and we both worked.

    I paid it off over 16 years but could of cut it to 30% for 25 years

    Anyway I have said my piece go do whatever you want with this ridiculous offer we have been given
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)07:45 No.18525680
    >skimming thge discussion
    >coming up witha reasonable answer
    "Sounds fair enough. I suppose I could adjust the payments once I get a raise?"
    "Of course." he tells you.
    "I.. will have to get back to you on this. I will need to talk to my family about this whole matter."
    "Of course. Feel free to check it out again any time you want." He answers.

    You jump back out of the bottle by touching a marble pedestal in front of the villa.
    YOu consider what to do next after you appear back in the shop.

    [ ]leave
    [ ]look around
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:46 No.18525685
    Yeah, see, it'd be 69,4% of our pay, for now, and we'd pay it for 50 years.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:47 No.18525687
    Look at the naval base and a castle
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:47 No.18525689
    Ask Yuki her opinion on the place because she's a friend.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:47 No.18525690
    [x]look around
    Naval base!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:47 No.18525692
    Let's check out the naval base and castle.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:48 No.18525695
    rolled 3 = 3


    [x] Leave

    We need to have all the girls with us when we take the grand tour or we'll be looking over the properties twice.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:48 No.18525696
    69.4% of our trainee wage which is only for another 3-4 months maximum

    Not to mention all our girls are earning the same as us
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:48 No.18525698

    [X]look around

    Naval base is calling our mental ship crew.

    enter naval base
    "attention all crew... we have come home!"

    i'm not for buying that just yet but it doesn't hurt to check it out.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:49 No.18525706
    Maybe the girls would get it for a fleet base Hayate joke

    I honestly don't think we will get anything but the resort but we should have a look around
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:50 No.18525717
    Exactly. I really want to get the tour for fun. Buying it is a secondary concern at best.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:51 No.18525724
    Look around, see what the other prices to get a feel for cost, we're probably not going to change our mind but getting the lay of the land is nice.

    Thank him for his time and ask if he could reserve the resort for us for a few days just in case someone else wants it, I'm not particularly worried but better careful than screwed over.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:52 No.18525730
    Good point.
    Would just be LG to do that if we left without preparing for it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:53 No.18525737
    We might be able to set up a small boat harbour on the beach of the resort.
    We should probably ask how much modification or expansion is possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:53 No.18525739
    Well LG already said Mike's plantation was 55k brand new
    So going off that things will be 30-80k depending on their size and the size of their container
    >> Quartermaster 03/31/12(Sat)07:53 No.18525740
    "CAPTAIN! There seems to be an abandoned Fleet Base near these parts. It would be an excellent place to use for refit and repairs to the Swag Fleet, sir! We should put in there and have a look around at the least sir!"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:55 No.18525746
    >attention spans are so easy to steer. Like a dinghy in calm water
    Not buying it LG. You totally wanted us to buy the resort, now you're just mad we're being sensible for a change.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:56 No.18525752
    Just ask him if we can add the naval base on.
    He probably can modify the places for a price.

    I would like weather control if we bought the resort just so we could do things like a white Christmas etc

    Whatever we get will need a very secure place to be kept as well, like a full vault locking it in place
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:58 No.18525764
    Well he gave us the deal of the century on it from an awesome roll and you guys argued it down.

    Of course he wanted us to buy it and yes there would be HUE in there somewhere but he is going to screw us if we don't get it at least put aside for now
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)07:59 No.18525768
    I think he means the Perrine situation
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:00 No.18525778
    We spent the last however long arguing over the resort and totally lost sight of our conversation with the girls about froggy
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)08:05 No.18525810
    rolled 64 = 64

    Yes, finally made it.

    So after Gullliver's, we talk about the Perrine Situation to the girls, and possibly with Perrine herself to clear things up.


    Swag Fortress Line-up? Okay, I'll try
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:06 No.18525817

    could you draw in Perrinne as the announcer?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:06 No.18525818
    I am agreement.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:09 No.18525832
    I think before we leave gullivers we get him to hold the resort and two others for us to look at just as a precaution.

    Don't want to leave and LG roll for a "oops someone bought it" occurrence
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:09 No.18525835
    And we need to ask Yuki's opinion at some point.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:10 No.18525840
    Yes we can't forget that.
    She may well end up living there if we get it after all
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:11 No.18525845
    Naval Yard
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:11 No.18525846
    More like because she's our friend and has seen the place.
    But yeah, that's also a thing. But we don't know that. Consciously.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:13 No.18525854
    Oh yeah I meant that OOC.

    IC because she has seen it, may visit and is a friend that can give us an impartial decision
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:17 No.18525870
    We could do a bitching party at the naval base.

    Run it across three or four boats and have the pirate theme we talked about before, use each boat as a pace to store loot and one team each boat
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:19 No.18525875
    Sweet, was hoping you would see that.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:21 No.18525887
    >820 replies
    110+ more and we've reached the thread where we got Ted.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:21 No.18525892
    This guys has it right.

    I don't understand why WE have to pay for everything out of our pocket, even if we do get enough money.
    If everybody pitches in, then the cost will become negligible. Besides, girls might not appreciate that they have almost no say in financial matters, or that we're basically not thinking of them as adults that can spent their money reasonably (yeah, I know that no one here is an adult, bear with me)
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)08:22 No.18525897
    >Look around

    "Hey Can we take a look at that shipyard?" you ask the now once again tiny, gulliver.
    "Sure, jsut touch the cork as usual."

    The four of you jump in and appear in the middle of the victorian navalyard.
    THere were three ships docked at port.
    A cutter, and a pair of ironclads.
    Several more piers stood empty.

    "SIR WE HAVE ARRIVED HOME!" Your imaginary lookout calls down from the crows nest.
    "Come down then lad, and let us raise a toast for ourselves and this brief moment of peace." you answer him

    He shows you around the Men's barracks, and the common dining area.
    The officer's mansion was a regal affair, classical architecture combined with beautiful furnishings

    As you sit back outside on the docks, enjoying the salty sea breeze he tells you some more details about the place.
    "This was a new piece finished by one of my workmen last week. His newest masterpiece. Weather on demand. You can create a hurricane if you wanted. 10 square kilometers of sea. comes with 3 ships. And the seas can be populated with fish." he proudly tells you.

    "He created in mind for one of those naval memorabilla colelctors. They'd go crazy for one of these. Asking price right now is 150000. Impressive isnt she?"

    "Indeed. I'd love to go for a sail on one of those beauties." you tell him with a nod to one of the ships.
    "You'd need a full crew though. Those are mundane ships. All manual. Period accurate to the last plank."

    You jump out of the naval base and back into his store.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]look some more
    [ ]leave

    I humbly request Erica in a dreadnought.
    The dreadnought has striker units on
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:23 No.18525904
    Why the fuck would we ASK them? They're ladies.
    If they want to, sure, they can put money in it. But we aren't going to ask them.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:24 No.18525907
    Scan them a bit more, see if anything really jumps out as amazing. Ask him to put a reserve order on the resort, just in case someone else wants it, and thank him for his time and that we, or one of the Family, will return soon with an answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:24 No.18525912
    We're going to ask them if they want it at all, not to pay for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:25 No.18525916
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:25 No.18525918


    we'll have to face the axe that is the Perrinne situation sometime, maybe break a bit of sweat the closer we get to the dorms but can't quite place why.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:25 No.18525921
    LG has just said we get 144 per month
    That is as a trainee,

    It is meant to be a gift for our girls so we don't want them paying for it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:26 No.18525922
    >the Family
    He'll think we're running some sort of mafia.
    I think we played with that idea at some point...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:26 No.18525924
    Ask him to hold the resort then go
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:27 No.18525925

    i forgot but ask Gulliver to hold onto the resort untill we get back to him!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:27 No.18525929
    well, we do make them offers they can't refuse.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:27 No.18525931
    We don't have lots more time but we must make sure nothing happens to screw us out of the resort if they like it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:28 No.18525937
    Ask for a hold on the resort and head home.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:30 No.18525947
    And on way back home ask Yuki what she thinks of them
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:30 No.18525949
    Now that is fancy

    Something to keep in mind for the future

    Ask to hold the resort and leave then talk to the girls about what they thought of it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:33 No.18525961

    I don't understand.
    Do you guys see them as family or as bunch of pets to keep around? Family means that there are inter-responsibilities and co-dependence. You can't have a good family where only one partner is responsible for EVERYTHING, where only one takes care of everybody. If we are going to make a family, please treat them as equals and not as clueless children.

    I know we can afford it, I noted that in my post and I'm sure with the pay-raise the payment will become negligible soon enough but still, buying a house is a serious matter. You don't just get it as a "gift", it is a thing that must be brought up and discussed including who pays what and how much.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:33 No.18525963
    I think we should consider the potion business while we are on our trip.

    Maybe Mentilate Ryuu and ask if we are allowed to do that
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:35 No.18525975
    Is this place like an island with a port or what?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:35 No.18525979
    Except we are talking to them about it and volunteering to pay for it because we love them

    So far we have always paid for gifts for them and done things to show we love them, this is an extension of that by providing a house for them, we aren't saying we will refuse if they want to pay for it but we will happily pay for it ourselves
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)08:36 No.18525980
    "can you put that resort on hold until we can comeback to look at it again?" you ask him
    "Of course. Ive kept it for 50 years. another 10 or so wont be so hard." he chuckles.
    "Thanks." you and the girls take your leave and head out of the shop.

    You discretely check your watch and find out that the tours of the two places took quite a bit of time.
    It is now 1600.

    "Ladies. I hope you don't mind. But it should be about time for us to get back. I need to get ready for a trip this evening."
    "It is no problem."

    The three of you walk back towards the Bureau.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:36 No.18525981
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:36 No.18525982
    >who pays what and how much
    We're not asking them to pay for anything.
    If we do decide to get it, and if they wish to pay parts of it, sure, they can. But we're not asking them to.
    Because we know that if they wish to leave, they can, and we're not going to leash them down with debts.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:37 No.18525985
    Ask Yuki what she thought of the resort.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:37 No.18525987
    Ask them what they thought of the places while we walk
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:37 No.18525990
    Enquire Yuki upon her thoughts of the various bottles.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:38 No.18525998
    >Because we know that if they wish to leave, they can, and we're not going to leash them down with debts.

    Oh, haven't thought about it like that.

    Still, wanted to point out that a house is more than just a 'gift' like a dress or a locket.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:39 No.18526002
    Ask the ladies their thoughts regarding the bottles, and apologise for wasting their day for looking at them bottles.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:41 No.18526009
    And mentilate to Perrine
    "So, you want to do this now, or when I get back from my camping trip?`"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:41 No.18526010
    It is more than a dress or a locket but it still shows how committed we are to them and we are doing it because of them.

    If we had just Hayate he wouldn't of made his room bigger, he wouldn't be looking at a resort.

    Either way this is for them as much as anything else and some of us see it as a nice thing to be able to provide a house for the people you love
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:42 No.18526016
    Small talk on the way there, before we leave Yuki ask what she thought of our trip and the resort.

    Afterwards summon Erica, Ursula and Nanoha, Hina is already with us. We have a few topics of conversation involving the entire family.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)08:45 No.18526033
    "I'm sorry I had to drag you two into looking at those and eating up our time."
    "No its okay."
    "I enjoyed looking around them"
    "So what did you two think of those bottles? primarily the ones we checked out." you ask
    "I liked both of them. The stairs to the villa was a bit too high for my liking though." Hina says. "The beach was gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous."
    "The story about the previous owner seems like a lot of hokey to me. No one that evil could live in a place so nice. Shoudnt she have lived in a dark castle or soemthing?"

    "I liked both of them as well." Yuki says. "The navalbase was quite interesting. But seemed far too big for my liking. The Villa would make a great setting for parties and other things."

    "I see, I'm glad to hear your opinions."
    The three of you arrive at the Bureau soon afterwards
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:49 No.18526047
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    >"The navalbase was quite interesting. But seemed far too big for my liking. The Villa would make a great setting for parties and other things."
    > parties and other things
    > parties

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:49 No.18526050
    We told her we'd wait for her to be comfortable with it. Don't force her hand
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:50 No.18526054
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:51 No.18526058
    Yeah wait for her to talk about it but mention we are going away camping.

    Then grab the girls and talk about Perrine and the resort
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:51 No.18526061
    Dammit how long is this thread going to go on?
    I've got Guild Wars to play
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:53 No.18526070
    All the way to autosage death, then possibly another thread
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:54 No.18526071
    >Yeah wait for her to talk about it but mention we are going away camping.
    >Then grab the girls and talk about Perrine
    Won't these two counteract eachother as the girls'd go and blabber on about it with Froggy and making her uncomfortable?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:56 No.18526082
    Well they need to know about it and WE won't be going to talk to her.

    And we could just ask them to not go after her
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)08:58 No.18526088
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    After dropping off Yuki at the library like she wanted, you and Hina go back to your place.
    As you walk towards the dorms, you quickly check in with Sagara.
    'Hey man. What time should we meetup?' you ask.
    'I shall be waiting at the gates with our transportation at 1800.' he answers
    'Okay, I will see you then.'

    You arrive at your flat and enter the door.
    Inside, Erica bounces up to you.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:58 No.18526089
    They do need to know about it one way or the other and this way we control how they find out instead of say Hina blabbing without us to ensure they don't do anything stupid
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:58 No.18526090

    until the end of time
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)08:59 No.18526097
    rolled 10 = 10

    >PC keeps crashing, balls
    Can I ask for reference pics on this?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)08:59 No.18526102
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    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:01 No.18526115
    Oh god she got a chailgun RUN FOR THE HILLS BOYS!..... Not that it will help us
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)09:01 No.18526117
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    something like this but a bit more ww2-ish.
    The center armor plating would be glass with Erica peering out at the controls
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:02 No.18526121
    With plane legs instead of normal legs
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)09:03 No.18526130
    Ohhh I see, for a second there I derped and thought of the naval dreadnought. My mistake

    Okay, will work on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:04 No.18526133
    "What have you got, angel?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:05 No.18526144
    Erica strikes me as a brilliant warboss
    She krumps gits, Tells everyone she is the boss and is good at yelling
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:07 No.18526159
    I also thought he was talking about the ship
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)09:08 No.18526168
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    She materializes her newest toy.
    It's a minigun.
    A fucking minigun, there's no mistaking the array of barrels on it no matter how weird they seem with holes all along them.
    "They call it a chail gun!" she says happily. "Im basically combat testing it for them."
    She revs it up. *wrrrrrrrrrrr*
    "It fires without gunpwder, using magnets. I don't know how it fucking works exactly. BUT IT MAKES HOLES IN STUFF I POINT TO!"
    She waves it around like it was a cute little puppy.
    "Its pretty light too! the holes in the barrels and the majaik drum makes sure of that."
    She grins widely as she caresses the fearsome weapon.
    "So, do you like it?" she asks you
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:08 No.18526169

    i thought of the Strike witches dreadnaught alium thing
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:09 No.18526177
    "What about the recoil?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:10 No.18526185
    Basically N/A because magnets
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:10 No.18526189
    "It's neat. Will you give it a name?"
    Bracing for WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:10 No.18526190

    That's great... Can we not point it at things inside the house unless we decide we want to redecorate?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:11 No.18526194

    it... suits you.

    >"w-why are you looking at me like that?"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:12 No.18526202
    "I... I think it suits you perfectly."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:12 No.18526203
    > magnets. I don't know how it fucking works

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:13 No.18526214
    It's beautiful and you seem to love it, have you named it?

    After we talk guns, summon the girls, we have at least two important things to talk about, I suggest we get the house out of the way first.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:13 No.18526216
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    >her strikers are also getting missiles
    gentlemen. Our girlfriend is now an a-10
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:14 No.18526218
    Yeah good news first
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:15 No.18526229
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:15 No.18526236

    compliment gun.
    discuss house.
    gently ease into Perrinne.

    "i might have sort of done it again, maybe... please don't kill me to much."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:16 No.18526241
    "I will have done it again."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:17 No.18526247
    We need one of those once they make more.

    And probably a strength mode so we can handle the fucker
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:18 No.18526260
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    >Gauss gatling gun

    Stare at gun
    "We are so turned on right now..."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)09:19 No.18526263
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    "I think it suits you perfectly. Can we please put it away for now? I don't want you poking your eye out."
    You try and move the barrel that was too close to your face for comfort.
    "NO ONE TOUCHES SASHA!" She screams as she pulls the gun away. "...I mean... Yeah I'll do that."
    She dematerializes it.

    You sit down on the couch with the two girls on either side.
    "Where's Nanoha and Ursula?" you ask them
    "They should be here soon. They should be out of class by now." Erica answers you.

    You sit back and wait for the two other girls in your family.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:21 No.18526276
    Shit so she is turning into heavy already.
    We are going to have to deal with that ASAP so she doesn't flip out on us
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:21 No.18526277

    "Aaah. This is nice."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:26 No.18526303
    Give Erica a seductive look.
    "So... I can't touch Sasha?"
    Touch her lightly at the top of her thigh at the word 'touch'
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:27 No.18526311


    best type of reload.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:28 No.18526315
    Do not get between Erica and her new gun, I'd rather get the relatively easy task of letting her know about a new house and telling her Perrine loves us done before I even consider that.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:28 No.18526318
    Oh god yeah.
    Bargain with her and see how she reacts to this
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:28 No.18526319
    It is can be hugs tiem nao?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)09:29 No.18526327
    "this is nice." you say as you wrap your arms around them.

    The two other girls arrive a few minutes later.
    They pile on in onto the couch.
    After asking them how thoer days were, you get to telling them the two pieces of news you had.

    [ ]house
    [ ]Perrinne
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:30 No.18526333
    [x] House.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)09:30 No.18526336

    Lets ease this in, nice and slow
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:30 No.18526337
    We can break into Perrine once we make them happy
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:32 No.18526344
    House, it's easier and lets get this off to a good start before we move into Erica setting everything on fire mode.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:33 No.18526349
    >She touches her hair, now a shade of brown. She remembers how you said it looked good on her. She touches her belly... #msq
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:37 No.18526374

    just realised LG made a tweet about Perrinne and a brown haired doppelganger, its happening man!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)09:39 No.18526383

    "Soo, we were in town today, And we saw that place where Mike got his farm. The one in the snowglobe I talked to you about." You tell them
    "We went looking around some places and checked some of them out."
    "Theyre basically structures in glass bottles and such. Fully functional and you can jump into them."
    " We checked out two places."

    You have Kraus project some pictures you discretely took of the Villa and the naval base.
    As you told them about both, you see the girls' eyes light up as you went through each feature you think was worthy of mention.

    After you finish showing them those, you tell them.
    "I got a very reasonable price on the Villa. And I was actually considering of buying it. I wanted to ask you girls waht your opinions were on this."
    "I like it, it has a beach. But can you afford it?" Nanoha asks.
    "I too like it. It's spacious and has nice features." Ursula says
    "I woudnt mind visiting you in it." Hina tells you
    "How much is it?" erica bluntly asks.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:40 No.18526391
    100 Guptas a month.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:41 No.18526397
    60,000 guptas paid at 100 guptas a month minimum, I could easily afford it even on trainee salary
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:42 No.18526410
    >over 2/3rs of our salary
    Uh what.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:43 No.18526414
    60,000 in total, 100 guptas a month, damn good for something that big, really fucking long term payment plan that can be shortened by paying more each month if we choose.

    My salary can cover it with a bit left over, do you want to chip in?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:43 No.18526417
    Current salary.
    We went through this whole discussion we earn plenty over the amount even at this rate and we don't need to spend fuck all on anything else.

    They can also chip in if they want but we aren't going to force them to
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)09:43 No.18526423
    "60,000 guptas paid at 100 guptas a month minimum, I could easily afford it even on trainee salary" you tell them.
    "I guess I want it since we wouldn't be living in the dorms forever you know."

    "We'd be living there too. Want us to help pay for it? That way the strain wouldn't be too hard on you." Ursula asks you.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:44 No.18526427
    "I am not asking you to pay. You do not have to, if you do not wish to. But I will not turn it down, either."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:45 No.18526431
    We are also going to start making and selling potions to sell according to our plans from a post thread discussion

    Basically sell potion bags for general purpose, melee, healing, infiltration etc

    We could supplement our income nicely with it if we are allowed to
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:45 No.18526432
    Sure go ahead, I'm not really doing much with my money and it seems like a good investment but if you want to chip in I'm not going to stop you in any way shape or form.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:45 No.18526440
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:46 No.18526443
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:46 No.18526445
    You don't have to pay anything because it was my idea to do it for you girls, but I won't say no to you helping.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:48 No.18526455

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:49 No.18526464
    I can't wait for the beach episode.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:51 No.18526476
    I like this. Next break period we are doing this
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:53 No.18526486
    You guys know we will have a fucking line of people asking to rent rooms once we get this right?

    They get to live in a resort instead of dorms everyone will want in on this whether we say we are renting spots or not
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)09:56 No.18526505
    "I would never ask you to pay. You do not have to, if you do not wish to. But I will not turn it down either if you really want to." you answer her.
    She looks at her sister. You know they are discussing things mentally.
    "Okay. We will!" They say together.
    "WHEEEEEEE! A BEACH!" Nanoha exclaims happily.
    Hina just smiles next to you.
    "Lets all go back there on Monday to sign the papers." Erica says.
    "Yes. Let's do that." Ursula says.
    "You smile at them and give them all a large hug.
    "Thanks girls." you tell them

    As you savor the warmth of thier embrace, you feel a slight chill crawl down your back.
    You knew it was inevitable.
    You knew it would be trouble.
    But you know you just have to tell them.

    You need to tell them about Perrine.

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:57 No.18526511
    "Also... I will have done it again."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:59 No.18526519
    We can charge a bit if we want, we'll probably want turn maybe two of the bedrooms into 2-4 person suites, leave two alone to rent to couples and the like, and leave two for the Family.

    We could even take favors/work in exchange for payment, i.e. sousuke could spruce up the training room and so on and get free room, board and bread.

    More serious face on, I did it again. Perrine just worked up the courage to confess to me, she'll probably want in on the family and we should probably get this talk out of the way early.

    Explain her situation, how we probably swagged her when we were nice to her in SWverse and it seems like it took a lot of courage for her to speak up like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:59 No.18526521
    Yeah that.
    When they inevitably make confused faces at us, just say 'Time travel. The important part is... it's Perrine.'
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:59 No.18526523
    Let's not.
    We should wait for her to be ready.
    We could say something like "I seem to have done it again" but not go into the identity of her.
    Also mentilate Hina asking her not to tell until Perrine feels ready to go on
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)09:59 No.18526524
    I really hate having to do this but now I have to say something that won't make you all as happy.

    Perrine told me she likes me earlier today, she ran off before I could talk to her about it.

    I don't want you to go push her on the subject I want her to come to us so we can discuss it and work it all out

    Leave out the possible baby, one bombshell at a time
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:01 No.18526532
    But Hayate doesn't know about the maybe-baby.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:01 No.18526533
    I would rather avoid the renting rooms but at all.
    We can throw it open for parties etc but it is our home and we keep it that way
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:01 No.18526538
    Can we stop saying that phrase?
    It makes me think that it is said as if we pooped our pants again.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:02 No.18526549
    We have a fair idea of it now since she has acted weird and totally misinterpreted our conversation about devices and even asked us what we should name it

    And that's also why I said avoid the maybe baby for now since we aren't sure
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:04 No.18526563
    "please do not be alarmed but i have to talk to you about miss Closterman, earlier today she worked up the courage to confess her feelings for me, before i could get a chance to respond she flew off and i thought it would be best to discuss this with you girl as soon as possible."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:05 No.18526564
    But it's the correct way to say it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:06 No.18526571
    actually, the correct syntax would be "I have will done it again."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:07 No.18526577
    No because we have swagged her we went back to start it so we are using it properly as it is
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:07 No.18526578

    The reason it's said like that is a running joke with Hayate and the Twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:08 No.18526585
    Oh, right. We're just talking about the swagging, not the shagging. Nm then
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:08 No.18526586
    Well manly Erica since we got with her then her sister, then Nanoha and then Hina

    Now we are adding Perrine to it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:09 No.18526594

    I'm not talking about grammar.

    I'm talking about "I did it again"/"Hayate, you did it again" as if we pissed our pants. As if we don't have control over our actions like a mentally impaired child.

    At least, it makes me think so.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)10:09 No.18526599
    You get up off the sofa and stand facing them.
    "Girls I have something to tell you." You begin.
    "What is it?" Ursula asks.

    "I really hate having to do this but now I have to say something that won't make you all as happy." you continue.
    "What is it Hayate?" Nanoha asks you.

    "I don't want you to go push her on what I am about to tell you. I want her to come to us so we can discuss it and work it all out." you tell them.
    "OF course." Hina nods. "Now go ahead, tell us."
    "Please go on." Ursula adjusts her glasses
    "Continue." Nanoha asks you
    "..." Erica is silent

    "Perrine told me she likes me earlier today, it happened in the park after she kissed me. She flew away after that." you finally tell them
    Erica gets up off her seat abruptly.
    "SHE WHAT?!" she exclaims.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:09 No.18526601
    Mainly not manly
    Although it sort of fits for us and our swag
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:10 No.18526605
    >we don't have control over our actions
    That's sort of the point. We can't turn it off!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:11 No.18526611
    the girls will tear our limbs apart when they know she is pregnant
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:11 No.18526617
    She confessed to me, it seemed like she it was very difficult for her.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:12 No.18526619
    We don't actually control it, we attract girls like a doughnut shop attracts fat people
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)10:12 No.18526626
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    Unsure if I will be doing the 2200 thread.
    I might be headed out to a convention.
    Just check the twitter for updates.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:13 No.18526633
    We are gonna need to run a few dimensions away to stop her from chalgunning us where we stand
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:14 No.18526634
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:14 No.18526635

    bad end, bad end everywhere
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:14 No.18526637

    well, atleast the last weeks of our lives were happy.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:14 No.18526639

    "I suppose I could have phrased that better...."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:14 No.18526640
    "Angel, please calm down. We'll follow the same procedure as always and you all know my feelings a bout these things.
    I know you don't really get along with her and no one is going to ignore your concerns, we're all in or we're not in, but I would ask you to let her make her case and at least give her a chance. Please"
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:14 No.18526644

    Well, we could if we tried. But we don't want to.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:16 No.18526654
    Not really.
    We didn't actually try to swag Perrine that just happened.
    We didn't try to swag Nanoha, or Hina, or the Idols

    We tried to swag Erica then ursula because TWINS FUCK YEAH
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:16 No.18526657
    What convention?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:17 No.18526663
    Is it wrong that I really want to say something like "Christ Erica, I understand your concerns, but I just gave her a hug. It's not like I got her pregnant."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:17 No.18526665
    >954 posts.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:18 No.18526675
    If that's wrong, I don't want to be right
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:18 No.18526676
    45 more posts!

    We must do this
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:22 No.18526698
    Nah, I mean, we could try actively prevent them from falling for us by not acting that much of a desirable male (cooking, serving, playing music, being handsome). And we know that the way we act makes the girls attracted to us, it doesn't really come as a surprise.
    Not saying that we should stop doing what we do, but lets be honest, Hayate is in for the bitches and he knows it (which was especially true in the first threads).
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:23 No.18526706

    >It's not like I got her pregnant.

    >Freeze in place.
    "Perrine, is there something you'd like to tell me?"
    "Back when you came to visit the 501st with the twins, another you showed up and...."
    "You're joking."
    "No. I didn't tell you because you said that I shouldn't until you brought it up."
    "And now you think you're...."
    "Alright, two things: Firstly the proper time to bring something like THAT up is immediately. Second, was NOW really the best possible time to bring this up?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)10:23 No.18526709
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    Im a sucker for these things.

    Im still on the fence about going since I'm not sure if any of my friends [yes, I have friends] will be able to make it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:24 No.18526714
    So crazy plans
    Start potion business sell in lots of 8 potions 2x drago, healing, rebounder, molotov for regular pack

    2x drago, rebounder, slider, molotov for combat

    2x light 3x medium 3x large healing for a healing kit

    All those for 2-3 guptas a pack

    Bigass bags of 16 for 5-6 per pack and they can be a full range or a dedicated first aid bag

    Now other potion ideas
    Reading speed / comprehension
    BEAR potions
    Melmo potions
    Refined gender swap potion because some people want it for trolling and other uses
    Chibi potions : make us 1-2 ft tall and an antidote. Makes it good for infiltrating areas or just having fun
    Invis potions: because other people can't go invisible
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:24 No.18526715
    We really can't stop being handsome or trying to make people happy whether it be through being understanding, cooking for them or playing our music. The only thing we can do is be completely honest with them about our romantic situation and hope for the best.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:25 No.18526723

    We WERE in it for the bitches.

    Then we found Erica, and shit snowballed from there.

    I'm personally waiting for somebody to point out how smooth we are with the ladies, so we can correct that notion.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:26 No.18526727
    Yeah see I tried that but kept being shouted down because "being a classy motherfucking butler is who we are not just an aesthetic"

    So now I am rolling with it and if it pisses people off that we keep increasing the girls then that's too bad because that's our character
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:28 No.18526740
    Ah k, I was hoping you would say something like ridercon or something else I always hoped existed

    This is basically it at this point, we are up front about everything and if they still want in then we let it go from there
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:28 No.18526742
    If we're going into the potion selling trade, how about, instead of canned love, we make canned contentment?
    That would probably sell rather well.

    Drink it and all your worries just float away on a breeze leaving nothing but a profound sense that all is right in the world.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:28 No.18526745

    I feel there will be a breaking point when all will go to hell (could have already happened with this Perinnee thing). I was perfectly fine with just the twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:29 No.18526753
    So.... basically like drugs?
    People could get mentally addicted to that hing you know.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)10:30 No.18526756
    We had that last year
    Glorious shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:30 No.18526761
    LG said all emotion etc potions are a bad fucking idea and we stick to that. We can cause emotions through our actions and we can make potions we do not combine them
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:32 No.18526776
    Guys just pointing out that this thread has surpassed Ted acquisition thread in the number of posts
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:32 No.18526777
    See that's why Australia sucks so badly.
    We get no good cons over here the closest we get to a good one is a porn convention
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:33 No.18526786
    I liked the Ted thread but we should always push onwards and upwards

    The Ted thread did happen quicker though
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:34 No.18526793
    A little bit more and it will be 1000 posts!
    Come on guys, step it up!

    We need to start a good shitstorm
    Lets see... Oh!
    *ahem* So why haven't we slept with Nanoha yet? Do we not love her as much as others?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:35 No.18526795
    Now we push to 1000!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:35 No.18526799
    Should the next character introduced be a pony?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:36 No.18526801
    We should of just stuck our tongue in her butt after the party
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:36 No.18526805

    "Are you incapable of failure when it comes to women?"
    "You're fucking kidding me right?"
    "You have NO IDEA how badly I've been fucking up."
    "Bullshit. How?"
    "Lets see, shortly after I started dating Erica, we found ourselves in the elevator down to R&D. She had disguised herself as her sister to mess with people, and upon seeing through the disguise I stopped the elevator and surprised her."
    "That sounds spur of the moment and romantic."
    "It was, but that's not the full story. Turns out, the elevators have cameras in them , so it was also something of an amateur porno shoot."
    "Oh wow."
    "Gets better. After having THAT conversation with Mike, I gave Erica a copy of the tape to surprise her, as a 'haha look how bad we fucked up'. She then went to lunch with her sister, and since I didn't think to warn her about the tape's content..."
    You're joking."
    "Wish i was. So there's Ursula, a shy nice girl, who I had just discovered had a crush on me, gets to see a video that starts out with her apparently being sexually assaulted by her sister's boyfriend, and rapidly turning into something a bit kinkier."
    "How the HELL did you fix that?"
    "No fucking clue."
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:36 No.18526807
    Oh wow.
    I know you are troll baiting but that is brilliant, you actually made me hate you with it.

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:38 No.18526812
    Maybe not next (don't see a reason), but can't see a reason not to do it at some point.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:38 No.18526815
    But we did!

    But then Ursula had to blow our head off ;_;

    How did she sense that beforehand is beyond me
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)10:38 No.18526816
    1000 eh?

    No thanks, I may not be adverse to pink, but i dont want it to be the last thing i ever see.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:38 No.18526819
    But which one?

    And what will we do when she fall into our swag?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)10:39 No.18526828
    Theyre in the juicer. Only a couple are kept in the menagerie for study
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:39 No.18526830
    The Great and All-Powerful Trixie
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)10:40 No.18526837
    This is why I like this threads, someone trolls but it still is decent content.

    I swear that fiasco at the Bromont /a/ thread was a a new total low, even for them
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:41 No.18526846
    So other plans
    Swag palace ACHIEVED!

    New minions
    Mick Dundee SASR kangaroo akubra with corks
    KSK big boss wolf beret and eyepatch
    Regal lion minion cape
    FFL grey fox ( because hayate doesn't know shit about foxes ) undecided hat
    SASR TF2 sniper dingo undecided hat, opposite to KSK wolf
    Pirate shark with a pirate captains hat that shoots laser beams from a badge, possibly captain barbosa personality undecided
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:41 No.18526847
    I assume you don't like MLP?

    >I swear that fiasco at the Bromont /a/ thread was a a new total low, even for them
    Elaborate, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:41 No.18526848
    No, just No, dear god in heaven NO. For the sake of all that is good in the world NO.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:42 No.18526853
    That's why I said after the party, we could of gone up to her room and done it away from prying eyes and sniper rifles
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)10:43 No.18526860
    you need a samurai something.
    Just saying.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:44 No.18526870
    Probably not the show he dislikes but the fan base.

    I watched a few episodes, found it not to my liking and decided to hate the fan base thanks to their near furry level of hate generation

    Does that mean we drink pony juice? Is that why our juice always tastes so good?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:45 No.18526880
    Samurai Ronin Tanuki, drinks heavily and skips out on the tab
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)10:45 No.18526882
    Bromont started a Katawa Broujo thread about the same time as KY started here. Then it got sage-bombed and shit-posted to all hell and back. It was basically like the Deportation of Katawa Yandere only worse.

    Here's a link:
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:47 No.18526890
    Also we need to get some puchimasu running around. I have seen the pictures spammed around and either we get them as constructs or something because they are too goddamned cute
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:48 No.18526900
    A good friend of Lo's they go out drinking and run away from trabble
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:48 No.18526904
    Bet she had one of those ridiculously over-sized snipers which could shoot through the walls.

    /a/ should do their quest threads here. They are generally good and while we have our share of haters, they aren't so bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:49 No.18526908
    and that's a thousand!
    Congratulations, all!
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:49 No.18526914
    No I think he mentioned a kar98 as her weapon
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)10:50 No.18526916
    And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have hit 1000 posts.

    Grat's everyone, Huzzah to all
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:51 No.18526924
    Oh my god I feel so good, like I am a beauty pageant winner, I need a bouquet and tiara or something....

    FUCK Hayate is rubbing off on me
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/31/12(Sat)10:51 No.18526926
    "Nee nee niichan..." The idol twins approach you as you get back from your jog.
    "Can you help us try out these costumes?"

    "Ahahahah! You actually think that I'm in love with you?" She laughs that magnificent laugh of hers.
    "My dear wife. For now I only lust for you. Love can come later."

    "Hey... Where's Keima?" Touma asks you as you cook the fish you caught for lunch
    "I have no idea." you tell him
    "MUSTGETCONNECTEDMUSTGETCONNECTEDMUSTGETCONNECTED" keima says as he slams his head into a tree.

    "HE HAS A SON NOW?" Rance asks Rood.
    "Isnt that like a deduction or something?"
    "yeah, A massive one at that. But he's still lightyears ahead of you."

    "If you really, really like that stupid human. Just go and take him Desu~"
    "You know I cant do that." she answers
    "Well, Why not just take out the rest?"

    "Kraus. P-please. A little gentler."

    "KamiNiisama. Why do you have a picture of Hayate in this book?"

    "Hey Yoshika! Look at the candy i bought from the PX!" Luchinni says as she BOUNCES towards the other witch.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:51 No.18526929
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    Lets party
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:54 No.18526944
    >"Ahahahah! You actually think that I'm in love with you?" She laughs that magnificent laugh of hers.
    >"My dear wife. For now I only lust for you. Love can come later."

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:54 No.18526953
    Kami? Forget who that is.

    Kraus and the dolls?

    Poor Keima, poor Rance, poor US

    Yoshila and Luchinni + candy that is what I think it is
    I need to go lie down
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:56 No.18526965
    So am I alone in being afraid that Erica is displaying some very orky tendencies? She loves her dakka a bit too much and seems to be channelling heavy.
    I am half expecting her to walk into the gubbinz shop and end up the boss
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:56 No.18526967
    >Kami? Forget who that is.

    It's Keima. Elsee refers to him that way.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:56 No.18526968

    >"Well, Why not just take out the rest?"

    you... little... cunt...
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:57 No.18526974
    I, for one, emprace our new Orkish overlord.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)10:58 No.18526979
    HUEHUEHUE. I like this a lot

    We are throwing Desu in the incinerator, Perrine wouldn't honestly try that because she knows she would get raped by them but we are still burning that little whore
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)11:00 No.18526995
    >"If you really, really like that stupid human. Just go and take him Desu~"
    >"You know I cant do that." she answers
    >"Well, Why not just take out the rest?"

    The hell? Is that a yandere I here?

    >Warboss Bitz'Mark
    I like i, and at the same time scared
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:03 No.18527010


    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:04 No.18527018
    Well there is another picture we need done by you ADF
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:05 No.18527025

    i don't like the placement of the last 3
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:05 No.18527026
    No, more a scoiopathic shoulder devil than a yandere
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:06 No.18527030
    add BOUNCES
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)11:07 No.18527032
    I cant picture her as a big burly warboss, I'll just give her more bitz and shootas then. Kay' will try.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:08 No.18527041
    I can just picture stormboyz wearing panties and strapping Rokkits to their legs as well as ear and tail squigs.
    All in an attempt to imitate the boss and bounce gits
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:09 No.18527047
    That the point, still little Erica but with orky armour and dakka
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:09 No.18527061

    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:11 No.18527071
    FUCK, why is this image making me laugh like a retard?
    It is so fucming wrong on so many levels and yet it is hilarious
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)11:11 No.18527076
    Okay, but with 3 requests its gonna take some time. Anyways, i gotta crash. seeya, and stay classy gents
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:12 No.18527083
    Seeya ADF, we will try not to add anything to the list of must draw for a while
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)11:12 No.18527084
    >stormboyz wearing panties
    >no pants

    Well theres a horrifying mental image.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:13 No.18527089
    I know but I can't stop laughing at it
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:15 No.18527102
    So if Erica is a warboss
    Ursula is a Mek
    Miyafuji is a biomancer
    Mio is a rogue trader
    Trude is a commissar
    Minna is a lord general
    Shirley is a speed freek
    Lynette is a guardsman
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:16 No.18527109
    Luchinni is a champion of slaanesh for her quest to find the perfect pair of breasts
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:17 No.18527116
    Hey ADF....
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:18 No.18527127
    ironically, as she ages, she finds them upon her own person.
    She had it within herself all along
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/31/12(Sat)11:18 No.18527129
    I know comrade, I know
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:18 No.18527130
    Whic one is a SPEEEH MAHRINE?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:19 No.18527133
    Froggy would be a planetary governor, she has the arrogance for it. Or a SoB cannoness

    Sanya would have to be a navigator
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:21 No.18527142
    She is an ultramarine
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:24 No.18527167
    Ok I posted >>18527133
    But Froggy as an ultra fits so much better
    Elia could be a planetary governor
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:27 No.18527187
    Eila is a fucking dark eldar

    NGAF crew are Squats
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:29 No.18527202
    This particular one has been archived as BUTLER QUEST by that butthurt faggot we all know
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:36 No.18527249
    Yeah i think someone asked to get the name fixed but at least it has the right tags

    Heh the gnomes are squats. They also wear neon banded helmets

    I hadn't really thought of Elia as a dark eldar though, not sure why because it makes so much sense

    I suppose Trude could also be a pedo SoB with her whole siscon
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:39 No.18527270
    So, guy with the music potions idea here. And I came up with an actual potential use for them.

    If we manage to make an Inspire Courage/Hot Blooded type song, that actually gives some boost to combat proficiency, we make a potion of THAT song, and the drinker gets the boost for the duration of the song.

    Basically, just a semi-generic combat buff potion, with the music thrown on for extra flavor.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:41 No.18527284
    I like that.
    The music potions was cool but it had no use now that is good.

    Heh eye of the tiger for drago
    Something calming for healing
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:41 No.18527286
    That actually has a double effect.
    The music plays for the duration of the potion giving people a solid indicator of whether it is on or off
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:44 No.18527307
    We need to design a speed potion.
    We have bunnymode but imagine Gai with drago and bunny speed
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:46 No.18527316
    And we need a power thirst / red bull energy potion
    Feed it to the loli brigade and watch the havoc
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:54 No.18527365
    We forgot about the student power registry we were working on with Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:57 No.18527381
    Am I the only one left?
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)11:59 No.18527403
    No, I just don't have much to say.
    Seems the after-thread has died rather early today
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)12:00 No.18527407
    Nah. I just don't really have anything to say.
    Besides, we're coming up on the 14 hour mark.
    If we survive for another 40 minutes or so, we've got it.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)12:01 No.18527418
    Ah ok just I made the last three posts and was wondering.

    Don't mind talking to myself but not on a image board since that is just a bit sad even for me
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)12:01 No.18527421
    I think it's because we ran straight through, and didn't get a mid thread break.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)12:02 No.18527427
    I like that we got our swag palace finally. I suggested it waaaaaay back roughly thread 4 and said something like howls moving castle with the majaikal door to get in/out
    >> Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)12:05 No.18527440
    Middle of page 15.
    We've probably got about 10 to 15 minutes left.
    Have a lovely saturday, gentlemen. Hopefully see you tonight.

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