Posting mode: Reply
Password(Password used for file deletion)
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG
  • Maximum file size allowed is 3072 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Read the rules and FAQ before posting.
  • ????????? - ??

  • File: 1332814084.jpg-(234 KB, 604x652, MSQ header H2.jpg)
    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Those who can't farm Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)22:08 No.18470332  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    You find his door open, but the office is empty.
    'Mike, are you awake?' you reach out to him
    'Yeah. I'm tending to my garden.' he tells you.
    'Where's that?' you ask him.
    'See that snowglobe on my desk? touch it.'
    On his desk, you find a snowglobe about six inches across, in it you see a tiny farm and a nice miniature log cabin.

    You touch it and feel a shock run through your system.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:12 No.18470382
    We get to visit Mike's private farm and retreat. Don't screw up in here, he might stick us in here for all eternity.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:13 No.18470387
         File: 1332814390.gif-(137 KB, 384x606, 8974321.gif)
    137 KB
    I hope I get this perk.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)22:15 No.18470424
         File: 1332814536.jpg-(26 KB, 270x164, 270px-Cuba006.jpg)
    26 KB
    You find yourself in front of a log cabin.
    Stretched in front of you are rows and rows of tobacco.

    Somewhere near the middle of the field stands mike, a sprayer in his hands.
    "C'mere kid." he tells you.
    You make your way towards him through the plants.
    "If you say anything about bananas i will turn you into fertilizer." he says as examine the crops.
    "So what brings you here this early? Did you again get someone pre- PREPARED for burial?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:17 No.18470449
         File: 1332814645.jpg-(9 KB, 200x150, 71099_238442984131_571871_n.jpg)
    9 KB
    Can we exit this nightmare via bleach?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:19 No.18470473
    rolled 13 = 13



    >No officer, thats my penis

    I smell storytiem.

    WTF happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:19 No.18470478
    All capitalized words so far, REMEMBER and PREPARED.

    Tell Mike that there has been some seriously weird shit going on lately and we need his advice and help knowing who to go to next, given that the Doctor isn't contactable.

    Give him the low down on the magic consumption, A-Tan appearing, the Doctor, a different one, saying REMEMBER and that you know that you are going to have time travel in the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:19 No.18470487
    Is Hayate seriously the only one unaware at this point?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:20 No.18470499
    Not today, I have been having some weird occurrences. And I mean this measured against my life going from mundane to being recruited into an interdimensional task force by a talking gorilla level weird
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:22 No.18470510
    > get someone pre-

    Anyway, tell him about that incident with A-tan and the data Kraus has so far.
    Also ask him about his snowglobe/farm

    >I wish you were real so i could show you my eiffel tower. And the i ca go through you arc du triumph
    How high were you last night LG?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:22 No.18470514
    Yes, we'll he is the only one who doesn't know that is involved
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:24 No.18470545
         File: 1332815044.jpg-(12 KB, 250x122, Undiluted.jpg)
    12 KB
    Since we're on a farm, can we gather up some faggots to burn?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)22:24 No.18470557
    I seriously don't remember.
    I remember talking to a policeman before getting on the bus.
    And the bus had spongebob painted on it.
    That's about it.
    I had to read my tweets this morning to see wtf I typed last night.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:25 No.18470565
    "Pregnant, you were about to say pregnant! Who is pregnant! I need to know, did I time-swag? Damn future-yate, damn him to hell!!!"
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:26 No.18470574
    Seconding telling him about A-tan and our majaik drain.
    Keep quiet about the watch.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:26 No.18470584
    He was so high even he doesn't know what he did.
    It was scheodingers high, we are unsure until we can see him how high he was
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:28 No.18470612
    You made two posts in the thread as well, your name was half misspelt and it looked like you had fallen asleep on your keyboard.

    Still managed to be more understandable than 90% of what gets posted on /b/ though
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:28 No.18470614
    He knows about the watch, well, he knows the watch can stop time I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:30 No.18470649
    rolled 57 = 57


    A high landing gear was amazing.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:31 No.18470657
    It was, we need him to be high when we start testing out our less direct potions, the results would be awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:32 No.18470665
    rolled 20 = 20

    >@RevolverUnit LETS ENGLISHING. show has been boring so far for me. only consolation is the cute-ish girl in the comand center

    Blashemy! Go-busters has been amazing so far. It's a breath of fresh air for sentai.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)22:38 No.18470774
         File: 1332815931.jpg-(33 KB, 374x461, mike1.jpg)
    33 KB
    "No Mike I didnt kill someone again. Hell I've not killed anyone yet." you tell him.
    "Yet..." he answers with a smirk.
    "So what's this visit about then?" he says as he keeps spraying the plants.
    "I think I know what's causing my weird majaik drain."
    "Oh? And that is?"
    "Well, a girl from my home dimension visited me in my dreams earlier."
    "A dream? Dreams are normal, almost all setient beings dream." he tells you.
    "Well this one wasnt normal. It was too vivid. And Kraus recorded that I was using majaik up as I slept for the duration of the dream."
    " i see, did you cast any spells as you slept? We've had cases of sleep-casting before you know."
    "No, I didnt. I think She's draining me."
    "She?" he asks as he puts down the sprayer and faces you

    WAT SAY?

    Meh. I dont like the main cast.
    I'm just pushing through it in hopes something good comes up for me.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:40 No.18470794
    Tell him the whole story. If we can't trust Mike, we can't trust anyone. The same goes for Kraus and the boyz.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:42 No.18470818
    Girl named A-tan, Athena, met her when I was young, around 10 or so, my first girlfriend. She taught me to fight and numerous other skills. I lost her over a fight between us about my parents. I think she's trying to find me again.

    Complete story, no omissions no details left out, we trust Mike and if we want his help we give him all the details we can.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:42 No.18470820
    Tell him about how we met A-tan, how she gave us our skills, and then how we broke her heart as she broke ours.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:44 No.18470842
    Explain it to him, gotta trust the brorilla
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:45 No.18470860
         File: 1332816346.png-(5 KB, 73x73, Arbiter_SC1_Head1.png)
    5 KB

    "Mike... I seek knowledge of time-travel."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:47 No.18470882
    rolled 41 = 41


    Nothing about time travel, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:49 No.18470899
    Time travel probably figures into our current situation, he's aware we have a time watch, holding that back will give him a incomplete assessment of the situation and it might not be dealt with properly.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:49 No.18470908

    Tell him the truth, as much as we know.

    And that apparently time travel is involved at some point.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)22:50 No.18470929
         File: 1332816647.jpg-(26 KB, 322x359, gorilla-closeup.jpg)
    26 KB
    "A-tan, Athena." you begin to explain. "My first girlfriend. She taught me to fight and other skills. She taught me how to be a butler. We broke up due to some horrible circumstances."
    "And you think she's back for you?"
    "I don't know. She said we'll see each other again though."
    "So she's jumping across dimensions, that would take a lot of juice. It is possible that she is draining you to do that. I don't know how'd she'd do it without some tech like we have here in the Bureau."
    "Kraus tells me this happened twice before this time." you continue, "I don't remember those other times though."

    He leads you out of the plantation and onto the cabin's porch.
    "Have Kraus pass me the data he has so far. I'll make sure it reaches the Doctor." he tells you as he sits down on the steps.
    "Okay Mike."
    "Make sure to tell me if this happens again. There's weird shit going down, and the Bureau needs to know just what it is."
    "Sure Mike."

    WAT NAO?
    [ ]ask about the tobacco
    [ ]ask about the snowglobe
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:51 No.18470938
    Ask about tobacco, though comment on his sweet digs.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:52 No.18470945
    Ask about the snowglobe. Could provide vital information for our swag palace.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:52 No.18470946
    rolled 75 = 75


    [x]Ask about why no Banana.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:52 No.18470948


    This is what we need for the swag palace.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:52 No.18470949
    Ask about the snowglobe
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:55 No.18470989
    We must acquire one or more for sway palacification

    Also calling it now, we have to go back in time to convince A tan not to give up on us so that we don't cause time paradox
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:57 No.18471012

    "Why are bananas such a touchy subject?"
    "Really? You're REALLY bringing this up?"
    "Everyone thinks 'He's a monkey'- technically false by the way- 'he must want banana!' It's like the parrots and crackers thing."
    "Where'd that impression come from?"
    "Children's literature. You seriously didn't know this? Most kids are exposed when they're six."
    "When I was six I had to burn a dictionary for warmth because my parents locked me out of the house on accident."
    "I... damn kid."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)22:57 No.18471014
    [x]ask about the snowglobe
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:00 No.18471070

    "Don't ask me about the eye."
    "Can I ask you a question?"
    "Is it about the eye?"
    "Sort of."
    "What's with the eye?"
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:04 No.18471127

    I think we should make a running gag of this.

    Like basically saying something 'racist' and freaking out.

    "Hey kid."
    "Hey Mike."
    "Watcha cooking?"
    "Banana bread. Want some?"
    >Horrible realization.
    "Not that you know, I'm implying anything about ba-"
    "I know what you meant kid, calm the fuck down."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)23:04 No.18471138
         File: 1332817499.jpg-(354 KB, 1600x1067, Gorilla_Face.jpg)
    354 KB
    "So Mike, nice place."
    "Thanks. You have no Idea how hard it is to get the crops going the first few years though."
    "How'd you fit a farm in a snowglobe though?"
    "Oh I didnt make this. I got it off the realtor in town a few decades back."
    "He sells houses in bottles?" you ask
    "Yep. Gulliver's Realty. Some great properties go up for sale through him. I got this farm after I was reassigned as an instructor. A nice relaxing home for a nice relaxing gig." he tells you.
    "And how much did it all cost you?"
    "Oh a couple thousand Guptas. I had it spread out in installments. It's mostly payed for itself after I've began selling my harvest to Creed."
    "I see." you tell him.
    "Why all the questions? are you planning on getting a place of your own?" he asks you
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:07 No.18471170
    "I'm thinking about it. It looks like I have a pretty big f-family. Even if something like this is in the distant future, I should still start planning."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:07 No.18471173
    "Well, I won't be living in the dorms forever, and I have Erica, Ursula, Nanoha, and Hina to think about.
    "And coming from where I was, a home, a REAL home, would be worth every yonk."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:07 No.18471177
    rolled 95 = 95


    "Would probably be a good idea. The family's getting abit too big, even for the enlarged room."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:08 No.18471187

    "It presents some interesting opportunities, and it can't hurt to look into it."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:10 No.18471201
    It's a plan for the future and I will need a home eventually, and somewhere big enough for me and my family will be needed. Though it's currently outside my price range.

    What is the pay like for instructing here?

    And please, please put this weird stuff on priority, I've got a bad feeling about this, a very bad feeling.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)23:11 No.18471226
         File: 1332817899.jpg-(30 KB, 350x357, Gorilla_A_Warren_1.jpg)
    30 KB
    "Would probably be a good idea. The family's getting abit too big, even for the enlarged room."
    "I see, so Hina did move in with you?"
    "Well, we haven't actually discussed that yet. But there is of course a high chance that she will."
    "Heh, When should I expect to be a grandpa?"
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:12 No.18471232
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:13 No.18471239
    "You'll have to settle for godfather... I wouldn't wish a comparison to my father on my worst enemies..."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:13 No.18471241
    rolled 9 = 9


    "Kids? Ahaha, probably not for some time. We're all still in training. Whats more we're gonna be in the field... It might be to big of a distraction."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:14 No.18471257

    "Hopefully not for years. I mean, love all around, but no way in the hell are we ready for that. Any of us."

    "Especially not me. I had a horrible childhood, and I don't think it'd be good for me to have kids until I get some of my issues sorted out."

    We should realize the implications of him referring to himself as 'grandpa' only after we leave.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)23:14 No.18471271
    Entirely this.

    Oh hush. That's our little secret.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:14 No.18471273
    Hell if I know Pops, before I have kids I need to finish my education, I need a steady job, I can't raise kids while still doing field work, and I'll want money saved up. They're going to have as good a childhood as I can give them, nothing like mine. I'll always be there for them and make sure they're properly supported and loved.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:15 No.18471276
    "Yeah, got a bunch of people in my room, might be easier to fit them all in an estate or something."

    Hey, when we're finished with training, let's go to a D&D 'verse and learn how to construct a demiplane. We'd be the god of our own little section of reality.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:15 No.18471278
    This one.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:15 No.18471280

    Combine these. If Mike knows something, he should be telling us.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:15 No.18471286
    "Doesn't that jeopardize bureau operations?"

    Actually, what is the bureau policy on children/family? We've been in classes that talk about the policies of the bureau, but it's never been brought up.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:15 No.18471287
    Combine these two.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:17 No.18471299

    This is a good point. We've vaguely touched on the topic, but the idea of kids someday is something we never even thought to ask about.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:18 No.18471316
    Ask Mike if he knows Judy. Or have we not met her and NcNinja yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:18 No.18471317
    >"Wait... So she got knocked up?" you ask Sean
    >"It's yours isnt it?" you ask Ian
    >"HELL NO!" he punches you in the gut.
    >"Yeah... We need something better than a bag of eels this time." You tell Sean.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)23:19 No.18471331
    May as well just link to the post, for the sake of it: >>18471289
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)23:20 No.18471342
    We still haven't met McNinja. Just a brief run-in with the 10th Doctor when we last headed to Medical
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:21 No.18471351
    Same.as bureau policy on relationships I guess, ok until it causes.work problems
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:22 No.18471359
    Actually, we should meet with McNinja and give him our data on the Drago potion, ask him about dangers of the side-effects, and how many doses would be too much.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:25 No.18471388

    Ryuu would make more sense than McNinja.

    We also need to give some of it to Gai.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)23:25 No.18471392
         File: 1332818737.jpg-(77 KB, 620x620, gorilla-back_1812434i.jpg)
    77 KB
    "Hopefully not for years. I mean, love all around, but no way in the hell are we ready for that. Any of us." you tell him.
    "Especially not me. I had a horrible childhood, and I don't think it'd be good for me to have kids until I get some of my issues sorted out."
    "Nah, I know you'd make a great dad." he tells you.
    "Well, I will be the best that I can of course. I have a question though Mike, what are the Bureau's policy on kids? What if an agent was to have one in the field?"
    "Well, if the assignment was a dangerous one, the parents would be given the option of sending the child here for safekeeping. If an agent is carrying a child, they will be reassigned to less dangerous activities of course. And an agent is also given the chance to request reassignment or retirement."
    "retirement? Does that include mindwipes?" you ask.
    "Only if necessary, or if the agent wants it." he tells you.

    You have not met McNinja yet.
    Get injured bad enough and you will, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:26 No.18471395

    >Give Gai some Draigo
    >Triple force rider kick.

    I just... what?

    I literally can't comprehend that.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:27 No.18471401
    I can. It's called the World Sunderer.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:27 No.18471402
    Ryuu makes the potions, but McNinja is a doctor and can tell us what the heightened adrenaline still in our system after the potion wears off will do to us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)23:28 No.18471414
    it's 8X actually, for three minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:28 No.18471415

    Check the time.

    Have we made breakfast for everybody yet? Because we should do that.

    Also, mention giving Keima a gun to Sosuke. I think he'd agree with the S&W 686 that was recommended last thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:29 No.18471423
    I think that's everything we needed to talk with Mike about, for the present.

    Thank Mike for listening to our problems, and get back to our room.
    We need to bake bread, make breakfast and pack lunches.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:29 No.18471424

    >X8 rider kick

    So THAT'S how he's been traveling through time.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:29 No.18471426
    Not planning on mindwiping, too many good memories here and I probably will want to get out of the field if I have kids, can't risk them not having their Daddy come home.

    I never thought that I'd end up with a Silverback Gorilla with a pimp cane and tobacco farm in a snow globe would end up as my father figure. Give him a manly hug and ask if we could try out some of his tobacco.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:31 No.18471444
    rolled 47 = 47


    It's almost breakfast time.

    Ask him what he'll want.

    Serve him breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:31 No.18471448

    I think we all have that feel, but some things are better left unsaid.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:32 No.18471465

    Nah, let's just go. Now seems like a good a place to bow out as any.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:33 No.18471478

    That tears it, I am setting aside all beverages until the thread is over. You fuckers get me almost every time.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)23:34 No.18471491
    It is a quarter to 6.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:35 No.18471497
    Time to head back and make sure Erica hasn't strangled anyone in her sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:36 No.18471508
    Yeah, let's get back and get to cooking. We've got Sousuke's bread to bake, breakfast for everyone, and lunches to pack.

    Maybe ask Mike what he wants for lunch, we can make something for him if he wants.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:36 No.18471509
    That or make sure she hasnt gone further with Hina before us again
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:36 No.18471512
    rolled 47 = 47


    Serve breakfast for mike.

    Then head back to prep for the girls.

    We'll need to shower as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:37 No.18471518
    Ask Mike if he needs anything from us or if he wants us to make him some lunch.

    After finishing with Mike wander back to our dorm room, we've got breakfast, lunch, and bread to make. Also we've got to check up on our ladies and take pictures of their no doubt hilarious sleeping positions.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:37 No.18471519
    Almost an absolute certainty.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:39 No.18471542

    I can see it in my minds eye.

    'Alright, I need to go get cooking, get the bread and the lunches-'
    'Shit, that's a good reason to hurry. I might miss it.'

    Get to the door.

    'Wait, did Mike refer to himself as a grandpa to my future children?'
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)23:43 No.18471581
    Of course it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:46 No.18471606
    Well LG you have officially influenced me outside of 4chan.

    I went and bought.a teapot to replace the one of mine which broke 3 years ago, had been living on bagged tea for that time
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:49 No.18471630
    Viewing Erica molesting Hina is quite possibly the most important thing right now.

    In fact, we should set up a recording system in our bed area. You know, for later.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)23:49 No.18471631
    "Want any breakfast before I go Mike?" you ask him.
    "Just hit me with the usual." he telsl you.
    "Beer this early in the day?" you say.
    "It's the breakfast of champions kid." he grins.

    You materilize a large salad and an even larger mug of beer for him.
    "So, uhhh. how do I get out of here?" you ask.
    "See that rock?" he says as he points to a short stone pillar near the western corner of the house. "Touch it. It's the portkey back out."
    "Okay Mike, see you in class."
    "Seeya kid."

    You touch the rock and reappear in Mike's office.
    You quickly head back to your place to prepare breakfast.
    After a quick shower, you check in on the girls in bed.
    Ursula is hugging Nanoha as they sleep.
    Hina and Erica are also still asleep. They have their arms around each other, and are making out.
    You can't help but stare at the glorious sight.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:50 No.18471639
    I'm not even mad, I'm too entranced by Lesbians to be at all angry.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:51 No.18471652

    Then get comfy and enjoy the show
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52 No.18471662
    But SpitTakeAnon, you were my favourite anon!
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:52 No.18471671

    Get some video of that. Now.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:53 No.18471680
    Uh oh, better wake up Erica and Hina before Nanoha sees this. No telling what she might do if she watches them doing that.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:53 No.18471683
    Stick your meat in that lesbian-tongue sandwich.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)23:53 No.18471685
    We may want to wake them... gently. With our penis.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:54 No.18471693
    Ignore it, as much as we would like to stay and watch, and get started on breakfast.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)23:55 No.18471704

    But really, >>18471693 has the right of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:56 No.18471713
    If anything, we should have kraus record while we get to work.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)23:56 No.18471722
    >G0ddammit. I forgot to add this due to Lesbians.
    >taking first roll
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57 No.18471727
    And then make sure to send it to the two girls in the middle of class. Include a short message of something crude and direct. Something like, "Tonight, I'm fucking you."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57 No.18471730
    rolled 54 = 54

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57 No.18471731
    rolled 5 = 5

    Do we want to succeed this role?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57 No.18471734
    rolled 89 = 89

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57 No.18471735
    rolled 34 = 34


    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)23:57 No.18471737
    rolled 78 = 78

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:57 No.18471738
    Fuck it kraus can do breakfast, we have lesbians to watch.and record.

    Also she makes out with our new girlfriend more than we do and before us, we need to step it up guys
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)23:58 No.18471751
    >new aquarion evol episode.
    YESSSSSSSSS. Thank you direct downloads.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)23:58 No.18471755
    Not as bad as i->>18471731
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)00:00 No.18471781
    It'd make getting ready easier.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)00:00 No.18471784
         File: 1332820855.jpg-(39 KB, 640x360, 640px--SS-Eclipse-_Hayate_no_G(...).jpg)
    39 KB
    You watch, and stare.
    After what seems like forever you manage to pull yourself away.
    Your eyes wander over to the clock just to find something else to look at.
    FFFFFFFFFFFF you lost a whole hour.
    You now have an hour left to get ready for classes.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:01 No.18471797
    rolled 100 = 100


    >Episode 13

    LG... I have bad news for you.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:02 No.18471801
    This was recorded I hope, start whipping up breakfast, bread, our normal routine.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:02 No.18471803

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:02 No.18471806
    rolled 4 = 4

    Cock. Lesbian tongue sandwiches. Being the meat in their buns. Make this happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:03 No.18471814
    For once I want to roll a nat one
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)00:03 No.18471819
    We've run out of time. Wake the girls, without penis. Throw together a quick breakfast. Task familiar with taking care of the bread.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:03 No.18471820
    [X] Crazy Ivan
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:03 No.18471822
    Hope to God and other various deities that Kraus recorded that, and is still recording.

    Start the bread and grab a quick shower before making breakfast.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)00:04 No.18471825
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:04 No.18471826

    Have Kraus make breakfast, Hayate will concentrate on lunches and Sousuke's bread.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:06 No.18471847
    So Erica attacks us in our sleep but makes out with girls? We need the gender swap potion to see what she does to us then
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:08 No.18471863
         File: 1332821283.png-(258 KB, 358x473, 1330791853957.png)
    258 KB
    rolled 20 = 20


    [nospoilersontg]RENAI KINSHI[/nospoilersontg]
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)00:10 No.18471894
    Specifically, makes out with Hina. Though I suppose Hina's the first girl in our bed with Erica that isn't her sister, or too young.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:11 No.18471902
    Clearly we should experiment with this by stopping time and replacing Hina with Ursula.

    For scientific purposes only of course.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)00:12 No.18471911
    Perhaps another day. We don't have the time to fool about currently.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)00:13 No.18471917
         File: 1332821620.jpg-(34 KB, 720x450, best couple.jpg)
    34 KB
    >makes me feel all warm inside.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:14 No.18471924
    Scientific purposes of how far can we go before we spontaneously HNNNNNG from lesbian overload?

    I think they have got up to some light twincest all the times we have had them in our bed anyway but this would be a good test
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:15 No.18471929
         File: 1332821720.jpg-(22 KB, 704x400, EclipseFullmetalAlchemistBroth(...).jpg)
    22 KB
    rolled 52 = 52


    >LG be closing shop early today
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:16 No.18471943
    rolled 29 = 29


    Best couple need their theme song

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:17 No.18471949
    I think the lesbians just made all of us close shot early anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:20 No.18471973
         File: 1332822008.jpg-(205 KB, 666x1000, 1332789700637.jpg)
    205 KB

    /r/ Jin and Yuunoha as trainees.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)00:21 No.18471989
         File: 1332822085.jpg-(90 KB, 1280x720, snapshot20090917004017.jpg)
    90 KB
    You take out your familiars and get them to start on the bread.
    You prepare a quick meal of bacon, eggs and toast.
    "Good morning lover." You hear Erica say from bed as Hina screams, effectively waking the other two up.

    "Girls, I'm sorry to rush you, but you should get some breakfast in you and get ready for classes. We are cutting short on time."

    After a hectic breakfast, and an even more frantic rush to get ready, the five of you head off to class.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:22 No.18471992
    Anyone have any animu recommendations? so far ive watched all hng's, strike witches, full metal panic's, and im almost done with nanoha striker s ( watched the original and a's already)
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:22 No.18471994
    Toast in mouth and all?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:23 No.18472003
    rolled 1 = 1


    Aqarion Evol
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:23 No.18472006
    Time for an aggressive time-stopped guerilla makeout with Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:23 No.18472009
    We're dressed as a guy this time, right?
    Or did we fail again and we're wearing a skirt?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:23 No.18472013
         File: 1332822231.gif-(16 KB, 375x500, 1208572077733.gif)
    16 KB

    >That nat 1
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24 No.18472024
    I'd rather not burn through our timestop this early in a day, might come in handy. Instead we can just get some good kissing in outside the door for class.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:24 No.18472026
    Oh my, yes. She hasn't gotten enough attention like this from us yet. Especially compared to how much she's gotten from Erica. She'll enjoy it, appreciate it, and tsun about it all day.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:25 No.18472035
    k thanks, im making a wat watch next list.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)00:26 No.18472050
    Aquarion and Aquarion evol.
    Idolmaster animu for cute girls doing cute singing.
    Korewa zombie desuka for mindless bullshit and a crossdressing MC
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)00:28 No.18472071
         File: 1332822521.jpg-(29 KB, 720x450, goddammit.jpg)
    29 KB
    > HE DIED

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:29 No.18472076
    Oh god, does that mean we get super HUE'D?
    Please no.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:29 No.18472080
    Sorry bro
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:30 No.18472082
         File: 1332822608.jpg-(419 KB, 640x2520, 1332743955697.jpg)
    419 KB
    rolled 4 = 4


    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:30 No.18472085
    "Gee, I can't wait for class. I hope we're not gonna have to fight zombies!"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:30 No.18472088
    >makeout with Hina

    She's not Erica. She probably is still a little nervous about all this so going slow would be appreciated.

    Although she obviously has a hidden kinky side considering the whole LESBIANS
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:30 No.18472091
    Zombie is also sort of mindless cute bullshit
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:32 No.18472101
    She didn't care when we did it in the training sim
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:33 No.18472109
    I have no idea what's going on here

    All I know is, it reminds me of Kamina.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:33 No.18472113

    anything with more of a feel like what i listed.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:33 No.18472116
    Looking forward to Season 2 of Zombie next month.

    And the second half of Fate/Zero.
    And a whole lot of other stuff.

    Well, that was just a kiss. Not full blown, hair mussing, clothes disheveled make outs.

    I think. I may be misremembering.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)00:35 No.18472132
    It wasn't full blown make-outs, but it was THE DEEPEST KISS KNOWN TO MAN
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:36 No.18472141
    She and Erica went pretty hardcore at it and then we decided we should top it.

    It was implied that the girls watching would of needed to change their panties it was that good
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:36 No.18472146
    You could tack FMP fumoffu onto that.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:36 No.18472149
    >would of
    You mean 'would have.'
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)00:37 No.18472151
    At least, that's how I read it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)00:37 No.18472156
         File: 1332823037.jpg-(62 KB, 720x450, no jin, fuck this.jpg)
    62 KB

    After dropping off Ursula and Nanoha, you manage to run into class just in time.

    Mike walks in, and starts the lessons.
    "Okay class. This morning I will talk about one of our more interesting affiliates Deva."
    "They operate in the AQU sector, working with natural talents they reffer to as Elements. Instead of Devices, they utilize vehicles that amplify the Elements' abilities..."

    "... We hold a regular exchange of trainees with them as part of the agreement the Bureau and Deva have signed."
    Lunch came to pass soon enough.
    The familiars delivering the bread for Sousuke, and you handing it to him.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:37 No.18472161
    I really don't care.
    I know it is wrong but I learned bad habits from my English teacher
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:38 No.18472170
    Infinite Stratos could sort of be described as Strike Witches +75 years + harem antics, I think.
    Power Suits that can only be piloted by women, except for one guy who is the best pilot's little brother.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:39 No.18472177

    Mention giving Keima a gun to Sosuke.

    Other than that... Dunno.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:39 No.18472185
    >I know it is wrong but I learned bad habits from my English teacher
    That's a bad excuse an actively self-incriminating.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:39 No.18472189
         File: 1332823191.jpg-(594 KB, 3290x630, 1332774704662.jpg)
    594 KB
    rolled 34 = 34



    I love you too, LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:40 No.18472193
    Except I am not excusing it, I am explaining why I do it and don't care.

    Now enough grammar nazi antics we have questing to do
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:40 No.18472194
    Talk to Keima and Sousuke about the need for Keima having a holdout weapon, just in case.

    Then inform the girls of our upcoming training trip with Sousuke in the mountains.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:42 No.18472215
    They didn't die, because MASSIVE CROSSOVER instead?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:42 No.18472218
    >grammar nazi
    This isn't being a grammar nazi. This is you using a wholly incorrect word. This would be like if I was using the word 'fish' instead of 'this' because it's phonetically similar. This is worse than mistaking who/whom, there/their/they're, or even then/than. It's a basic and fundamental failure to actually express yourself correctly in English.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:42 No.18472225
    Mention to Hina that Erica seems to be beating us. Maybe she'd allow us to even the score?
    Except there are no aliums, and there aren't nearly enough pantsu.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:43 No.18472231
    Good plan
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:44 No.18472247
    And yet his meaning was plainly understood by literally everyone.

    Go gargle some cocks.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:46 No.18472259
    Not grammarnazianon but I was actually confused. English isn't my first language so I don't know these word substitutes.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)00:46 No.18472267
    Let's... do things? I dunno, >>18472194 sounds like a thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:47 No.18472273
    rolled 14 = 14


    SRW is a fixfic after all.

    You can call out Lacus Clyne on her side's hypocrisy during GSD in SRW Z, for example.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:48 No.18472283
    This is one of those errors typically made by a person more familiar with the spoken than the written form of English. A sentence like “I would have gone if anyone had given me free tickets” is normally spoken in a slurred way so that the two words “would have” are not distinctly separated, but blended together into what is properly rendered “would’ve.” Seeing that “V” tips you off right away that “would’ve” is a contraction of “would have.” But many people hear “would of” and that’s how they write it. Wrong.

    Note that “must of” is similarly an error for “must have.”
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:50 No.18472299
    Thank you for the explanation. I don't speak to any native English speakers in person usually.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:51 No.18472309
    I think lunch and >>18472225
    Sounds good.

    Maybe see about gullivers real estate and see what sort of deal they can do us on a long term swag palace investment
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)00:57 No.18472359
         File: 1332824230.jpg-(9 KB, 320x240, 21tqb4.jpg)
    9 KB
    You take the two girls by the arm and walk out to your usual spot behind the building, as you walk there, you lean in and whisper in Hina's ear,
    "Erica seems to be beating me. Maybe you'd allow me to even the score?"
    "Eeep!" she goes beet red, but says nothing else.

    You find the spot deserted, Ursula and erica yet to arrive.
    Since you did not have the opportunity to prepare lunchboxes earlier, you have Kraus Summon up a table and some lunch.

    Ted and Lo take a seat as J takes his usual place by your shoulder for service.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:58 No.18472371
    SMOOCH HINA PANTIES-DROPPINGLY HARD. Then talk about the micro pocket dimension real estate market.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:58 No.18472373
    rolled 97 = 97


    "So. Lovely Morning, wasn't it?"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:59 No.18472382
    Talk about how we're going to be gone Satuday night and most of Sunday, off in the mountains with Sousuke.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)00:59 No.18472386
    See how she is handling it so far, maybe see if she wants to move in as well assuming the others have no complaints
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:00 No.18472394
    inform the girls of our upcoming training trip with Sousuke in the mountains
    im posting this they need to know for lesbian fun times
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:00 No.18472398
    Smooch Hina a little. Bonus points if we make Erica d'awwww.
    Then yeah discuss pocket swag palace. I'm sure if we pooled funds we could afford something niceish.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:00 No.18472412
         File: 1332824458.jpg-(100 KB, 800x450, 1318419204779.jpg)
    100 KB
    This sounds like a good idea. Meanwhile, I have to go get this week's EVOL myself, and some Precure too. Damn quest threads keeping me too busy all weekend.

    >mfw we still need some Toori-grade comedy up in here
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:01 No.18472418
    Kiss Hina like the motherfucking fist of the north star.

    Afterwards, see how she's acclimating to the new environment, make subtle reference to their situation this morning. Talk about the real estate you found about from Mike, wonder aloud about the payment plan and maybe having people pool their salaries to get a payment plan going on it. Hina hasn't moved in yet but she's going to.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:01 No.18472423
    Oh great now we're all going to be naked when the others show up.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:02 No.18472427
    Kiss Hina. Nibble/suck on the edge of her lip or the tip of her tongue for a brief instant as the kiss breaks. Her panties will be drenched.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:02 No.18472428
    We can handle getting one on an installment plan once we are a field agent
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:02 No.18472429
    already seen it its the inbetween the other seasons
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:07 No.18472469
    Strangely enough I liked FMP overall but I always liked FUMOFFU more.

    Probably because it had more backstory for Sousuke being clueless than the average comedy I guess
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:08 No.18472479
    yeah it was good but my favorite was the third season, it was more war is hell.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)01:12 No.18472513
    "Hey, C'mere.." you tell Hina as you pull her in for a kiss.
    She tries to push away at first but eventually gives in.
    After you break up for air, you look towards Erica.
    She has an eyebrow raised in your direction.
    "Anything wrong?" you ask.
    "Nope. nothing at all." she pulls you towards her.

    A few moments later and you are panting for air.
    Erica has a grin on her face and Hina is as red as she could get
    "That was for last night." she tells you.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:13 No.18472531
    rolled 72 = 72


    Play innocent

    "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

    Then kiss her again.

    "But if you want to punish my, I'm ok with that."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:14 No.18472536
    Discuss swag palace.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:14 No.18472542
    Let them know about our training trip into the mountains with Sousuke.
    "Oh, starting Saturday afternoon until late Sunday night, I'll be with Sousuke in the mountains."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:15 No.18472548
    Kiss her harder.
    "And that was for this morning."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:15 No.18472554
    Can't complain about that.
    Now how about we see where the others are and get started on lunch

    See about finding gullivers real estate and see what sort of deals he has for swag palace suitable globes.

    Preferrably a house with a beach and plenty of yard / garden space we can pay off
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)01:15 No.18472557
    Let's get it over with: Ask Hina if she wants to move in. Then mention our trip with Sousuke.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:15 No.18472559
    Tell them about the camping trip, discuss future plans, maybe pooling our families money for a nice piece of extradimensional real estate, maybe when we all get a pay bump.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:15 No.18472560
    Lets wait for Nanoha and Ursula to arrive so we can do it in one swag.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)01:21 No.18472616
    >I like this. I can use this.
    You pull her back towards you by the collar.
    You kiss her long and hard until she herself is running out of breath.
    "And THAT was for this morning." you tell her.
    "H-hey" she pants "She started that. not me."
    Hina tries to hide behind a napkin.
    You raise your eyebrow but say nothing more.

    A few moments later Ursula and Nanoha arrive for lunch.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:22 No.18472628
    Now we can talk about our trip with Sousuke.

    I think real estate talk is premature. Though next time we go shopping with the girls, we can pop in to Gulliver's.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:23 No.18472634
    Explain camping trip
    Tell them about the snow globe. We should see if the globes are linked to the space or they contain it, if the former we can get multiple domes so each girl has one
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:24 No.18472640
    rolled 22 = 22

    >Are you sure you guys arent forgetting something? #msq

    Danger Will Robinson, Danger.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:24 No.18472644
    >Are you sure you guys arent forgetting something? #msq
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:25 No.18472651
    >Are you sure you guys arent forgetting something?

    Shit ok
    What day is it
    Who haven't we talked to
    What were our plans

    I mean yeah our library books are mad overdue but I can't think of anything else
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:25 No.18472654
    Maybe he wants us to tell them about A-tan?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:25 No.18472655
    That we ran into the idols
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)01:27 No.18472661
    Books are due tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:27 No.18472662
    rolled 47 = 47


    No matter how we bring this up, we are gonna get lynched.

    We're not due to meet with anyone right?

    Yuki or Perrine?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:27 No.18472664
    I wanted it to be a surprise and laugh at shenanigans but since he prompted us I had to say it
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:27 No.18472667
    You know, considering the theory about us looping time, I have to wonder if Ash from the RCS actually remembers it all, and just brings up what we always used before.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)01:28 No.18472669
    Tell them about our trip with Sousuke after Saturday's classes, about running into the idols this morning. Keep A-Tan Dream to ourselves fro now.

    It's friday. I can't recall any plans for friday.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:28 No.18472672
    Tell our ladies we'll be out Saturday afternoon until probably late Sunday, we're camping with Sagara.

    We're almost certainly forgetting something vitally important accords to LG.

    It could be the idols, it could be A-tan, it could be something else important.

    We should tell them we met some of the new students in the park last night, they seemed nice, they performed a song and we played them one.

    Put on our serious face and inform them of the A-tan situation, we can't really consider them our girlfriends/family if we don't trust them with this kind of thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:29 No.18472678
    That does make sense.
    Explains why he doesn't care when we come in since we have done it dozens of times before for each trip
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:29 No.18472681
    rolled 56 = 56

    >harem scheduling is hard work. it's forgivable to forget sometimes. BUT A FIRST DATE IS IMPORTANT

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:30 No.18472682
    >harem scheduling is hard work. it's forgivable to forget sometimes. BUT A FIRST DATE IS IMPORTANT

    Guyse. Hina Date.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:30 No.18472684


    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:30 No.18472691
    He about we ask what the twins gift for Nanoha did?
    I figure something explosive but I want to know what exactly.

    Also see if she has shown the twins the locket
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:31 No.18472695
    Was that the only Friday thing? was there someone else?

    Fuck where is Lookout when you need him
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:31 No.18472696
    Since Hina's now in, we have to take her out. This is the first night we'll have time to do so, which is worth considering. We should probably do that tonight, or else Erica will get her cherry before we do.

    Don't think she won't do it, just to troll us.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:31 No.18472701
    Alright, so we ask Hina out on a date tonight. What kind of date are we going for?
    She said nothing too cliched, and she wants fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:32 No.18472704
    I thought we were doing that next week?
    Mainly because fucking schedule why you so full?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:33 No.18472714
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:33 No.18472716
    Fuck that, we will time stop screw her on the lake to stop Erica from doing that.

    Although Erica has had her first kiss and probably first feel
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:34 No.18472723
    rolled 59 = 59

    We're gonna need an excel spreadsheet for everything from now on...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:34 No.18472731
    Hmm, something different from Erica's and Ursula's. Hmm, due to acrophobia my first thought of a dinner among the clouds might be shot. Find a clocktower restaurant or just a clocktower and set up a private dinner in there.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)01:36 No.18472746
    I have no joy in my soul this night. Good luck with it, guys, I'm offski.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:36 No.18472749
    >Find a clocktower restaurant or just a clocktower and set up a private dinner in there.

    That's high up though. Even with training, HINA IS TERRIFIED OF HEIGHTS.

    Something firmly on the ground is in order.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:37 No.18472758
    VOLCANO. We must have dinner in a VOLCANO.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)01:37 No.18472763
    > girl confesses to you
    >make out with her repeatedly
    >Forget to even take her out for a date.

    "So girls." You begin to tell them "Ill be out for some training with Sousuke from tomorrow evening through Sunday. We'll be doing form firearms tests and I guess other stuff he wants me to do. I hope you're all okay with that."
    "Sure, It's no problem"
    "Make sure to use lube." Erica grins at you.
    You then tell them about Mike's plantation.
    "Mike lives in this amazing house in a snowglobe. I was wondering if I could get my hands on one like it." you tell them.
    "What for?" Erica asks.
    "Well, even with the expanded room, It's not like we'll be living in the dorms forever right?"
    "Well, you have a point." She answers. "If you get one, It should have a garden."
    "Of course."

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:38 No.18472771
    Don't get a window seat then. Sturdy walls and a floor makes things a bit easier to handle.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:38 No.18472772
    So something classy, and at ground level.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)01:39 No.18472780
    Turn to Hina, and say, "Hina, I realize I've done somethings horribly out of order recently. Would you do me the honor of joining me for dinner tonight?"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:39 No.18472782
    Plan dinner somewhere nice. Tell the girls we will be taking her out at 7 so get her ready
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:39 No.18472784
    Dammit it was on our list. We just got used to one guy keeping track of it

    Also I blame lesbians
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:40 No.18472789
    excuse our self and take hina by the hand and take her t othe park for a walk just us for now and apoligize for not taking her out yet
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:40 No.18472793

    Ask Hina if she had any plans for tonight.

    If she didn't, she does now.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:40 No.18472796
    Hina I was wondering if you were free tonight, I would love to take you out for dinner. I'm dreadfully sorry for not doing this sooner and not following proper relationship protocol. I guarantee it will be magical to make up for my transgressions.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)01:40 No.18472798
    And it hasn't been posted in an archived thread recently, unless I was searching for the wrong thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:41 No.18472803
    > girl confesses to you
    >make out with her repeatedly
    >Forget to even take her out for a date.

    In our defence, we've been absurdly busy.


    "Which means I have tonight free. And Hina, it seems you're the only one who hasn't had the pleasure of a proper date yet. Would you like to come out with me for dinner tonight?"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:41 No.18472804
    >> girl confesses to you
    >>make out with her repeatedly
    >>Forget to even take her out for a date.

    In our defense (as players, not as Hayate) there was that week break that knocked us off the almost synched game/RL calender.

    >WAT DO
    "Well, one of these girls is not like the others. One of these girls needs to belong. Hina, would you give me the honor of accompanying me on a date tonight?"
    >Yes, I used Sesame Street to ask a girl out.
    > I'm never getting laid, am I?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:41 No.18472813
    We did have it penciled in on the schedule way back. It's just been so long we forgot that we wrote it down...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:42 No.18472818
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:43 No.18472829
    >Yes, I used Sesame Street to ask a girl out.
    > I'm never getting laid, am I?

    Nah, schoolteachers would be all over your dick.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:43 No.18472837
    It could work, actually. Just watch out, because it's more likely the ones that'd get it have watched the show recently. You know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:44 No.18472838

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:44 No.18472840
    Considering I'm a school custodian, that may be a good thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:44 No.18472846
    You know how our brother knows about the possible timelines and shit?
    And how the Twitter shows scenes that may or may not happen?
    I think the twitter is shit our brother is seeing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)01:46 No.18472860
    Oh god. Now we're getting advice from the old gambler.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:46 No.18472861

    Ask Hina if she has any plans.

    Also, I finally got caught up and am now able to parcticpale but I've been wondering OP, do I need some prior knowledge of Hayate the Combat Butler manga or no?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:47 No.18472872
    >And the night got deathly quiet and his face lost all expression Said "If you're gonna play the game, boy, you gotta learn to play it right"

    >'Cause every hand's a winner and every hand's a loser And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep #msq

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)01:47 No.18472876
    Nah. All I've got is the occasional wiki dive, you shouldn't need to worry about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:49 No.18472888
    "And now, I must apologise for neglecting you, Hina. While I understand that there's no excuse for me asking it this late, but would you like to have dinner tonight?"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:51 No.18472898
    See what she would like and then get kraus to get us some reservations.

    She would probably like a Tempura or Sushi restaurant given she is from regular Japan
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:51 No.18472900
    We should mention that the reason we hadn't done it already is that it happened to be Nanoha's birthday.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)01:51 No.18472903
    After askign the girls about thier morning so far, you turn to Hina.
    "Want to go out for dinner tonight?" you ask her bluntly.
    "Yes. I'd love to." she answers with ablush and a nod.

    Nanoha and Ursula dawwws. Erica just says,
    "You better make sure she haves fun."
    "Of course." you answer her.

    Lunch ends soon afterwards and you head back to class.
    You spend the time thinking of what to do with your date with Hina that evening.


    Not really no.
    Most everything I need from that universe has been brought up in game.
    not all of it, but most that I need.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:51 No.18472904
    You don't need it at all. I've been running knowing only half of the characters showing up around here, and seen the shows of even less. If there's any required watching, I'd say it's Nanoha, since the setting is based on the TSAB so much.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)01:52 No.18472910
    >ask her bluntly
    Goddamnit. Oh well. I'm off, for reals.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:53 No.18472911
    >Daytime friends, nighttime lovers. Hoping no one else discovers, where they go, what they do in their secret hideaway. #msq

    Is future us screwing Keima?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:54 No.18472920
    bye udz. Hope to see you tonight for the date
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)01:54 No.18472921
    Like that's even a question.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:54 No.18472924
    See what sort of food she likes, we had an easy enough time with the others but we haven't sent much time with Hina to find out yet so we should make the effort
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:55 No.18472925
    We obviously can't pull off the same thing as we did for Ursula/Erica.

    Is there a restaurant called Yggdrasil in the area, carved out of the interior of a massive tree that some say is mystical?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)01:55 No.18472934
    Do you ask her mentally?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:55 No.18472936
    let's see... Hina absolutely adores cute things...

    I know, a restaurant that will allow her to dress up in frilly maid clothing, we'll stick with the butler motif for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:57 No.18472945
    off topic but should we talk to Sousuke about possibly taking Keima with us?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:57 No.18472950
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)01:58 No.18472953
    I don't think Nagi or the headmaster will approve of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:58 No.18472966
    Goddamn i was making a list of animes to watch next so after you guys suggestions i went to /a/ to see what they had to say and all they did was talk shit and recommend gayboy anime.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)01:59 No.18472968

    Dere Diner

    It looks like a rather sporty and unromantic but when you go inside it's nothing but fluffy and cute things, with a healthy selection of sweets.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:00 No.18472979

    >talk anime.

    Dude, just stay here. This is a quest based 90% on anime shit. We know our stuff. /a/ actively rejects what little awesome comes on their board.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:02 No.18472995
    NEVER ask /a/ for recommendations. This is an unwritten rule. The result will ALWAYS be what you just received. You're better off asking us.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:03 No.18473007
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:03 No.18473013
    with you guys recommendations and my anime list i think i have enough now. thank you, once again /tg/ shows it is the classiest board.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:04 No.18473016
    rolled 15 = 15

    Hey, Boku no Pico is the most enthralling anime I have ever watched. The subplot about Pico's mother made me cry at the end, and the car scene rivals TTGL in pure gar. Don't you talk shit about BnP.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)02:04 No.18473022
    'Hey, Hina.' you mentillate to her 'Where would you like to go tonight?'
    'I don't know. Somewhere not too fancy, somewhere fun.' She answers you.
    'I see. And do you have something else you wanted to do?'
    'Well.. There was this movie I wanted to see.'
    'And that is?'
    'Koallas in Auschwitz. It.. It looks like a cute movie.'
    She tells you.

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)02:06 No.18473035
    have you ever watched seto no hnaayome?
    Because you should
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:06 No.18473036


    'Uhhh.... This might seem a bit off... but how did you do in your history classes back home?'
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:08 No.18473054
    That is the legitimate title of the movie she and Hayate went to on their date in the manga.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:08 No.18473057
    rolled 93 = 93

    Rolling for history classes of childhood
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:08 No.18473060

    Take her SWING DANCING.

    Eat Food afterwards, having worked up an appetite.

    Then go see a movie that doesn't feature cute fuzzy things in a death-camp.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:09 No.18473067
    How about we both go as maids? She'll totally dig that.
    Ask her if she knows what Auschwitz is. Does she like pizza? We gotta go see if there's one of them retro diners where the waitresses wear rollerskates.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:09 No.18473071
    no i haven't ill add it to the list.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:09 No.18473073
    A lot of people wanted to watch that during the Nanoha date, so let's do it. We could go to Dante's again for dinner? That's as unfancy as it gets.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:09 No.18473074
    LG stop listening to Kenny Rodgers it is making me nervous
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:09 No.18473075

    Was it as bad as it sounds?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:10 No.18473081
    Well, the first thing is easy to do.
    Have Kraus get us tickets for Koalas in Auschwitz.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:10 No.18473082

    Agree to see movie, maybe see if there's away to magic it up to be a bit more romantic, like being the only ones in the theater or something.

    Ask Kraus if he can get a list of the recommended diners around here.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:10 No.18473083
    I am going to warn you before hand, it's probably not cute, or if it is it's an abomination to history itself. I'll take you if you want but don't get your hopes up.

    Somewhere nice and casual after a nice romantic activity, taking her dancing, shooting, skiing or something like that. Then a movie, maybe even Koalas.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:10 No.18473085
    Hina was really into it before the projector destroyed the film, so I assume it was more cute than anything else.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:11 No.18473094
    I think that's TOO unfancy.

    Maybe Wagnaria again?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:13 No.18473099
    Inadvisable. We'll end up playing another round of Innuendo Minefield with the bread girl
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:13 No.18473105
    That's Pantasia you're thinking of.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:14 No.18473106
    That Pantasia. Wagnaria was where we got the omelette and almost PTSD'd in front of the twins on our first date.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:14 No.18473110
    Right my bad
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)02:14 No.18473114
    What have you done, LG? I just bought a Kenny Rogers album off iTunes, and I blame you. The worst part is, it won't be down downloading to my phone before I sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:15 No.18473116

    >Swing dancing.

    This is a fantastic idea.


    Good times await us down this road.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)02:16 No.18473119
    But I cant turn away from his voice.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:17 No.18473131
    >Don't you fall in love with a dreamer 'Cause he'll break you every time Put out the light and just hold on Before we say goodbye #msq
    Okay, I don't like this one
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:19 No.18473143

    I like the swing dancing idea. Maybe take her to the movie and go to a restaurant that does a bit of dancing too. Sorta like that place in Pulp Fiction.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:20 No.18473152
    Or that exact place why not
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:20 No.18473153
    I fought for all the underdogs
    Who turned out to be hive-mind cogs
    I fought for love - of course I lost
    But I was the one who named that cost

    I tried to fight the last of my friends
    But all i found were long-dead-ends
    I’d lost my time, I’d lost my wealth,
    And I’d never once tried to fight for myself

    our fate
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:20 No.18473154
    Jack Rabbit Slims, it seems perfect.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:21 No.18473160

    Like a jazz parlor?

    I like it. Classy, but not OVERLY so. It's a fun place with good music.

    Maybe it's a House of Blues? Run by the Blues Brothers?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:21 No.18473161
    Nah we're winners
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:21 No.18473167
    >that guy's songs
    Eh if anything it's

    Your weak young heart keeps playing its part for show
    And though you never say never you never say yes or no
    Even if you never grow up you’ll still grow old
    So why do the warmest welcomes leave you cold?

    Dust in the shadows, smoke in your eyes
    Heart full of anger, head full of lies

    There’s no way of knowing which way you’re going
    But at least you’re free, at least you're free
    So when the wind is blowing and the stars aren’t showing
    You can come with me, come with me

    Your weak young heart is resting safe and sound
    But the child you were is nowhere to be found
    Well I’ve read in books that most folks feel this way
    But the game cannot resume 'til you press play

    No place to run to, no use pretending
    Life in this moment, not in its ending
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)02:21 No.18473170
         File: 1332829315.jpg-(36 KB, 640x360, 640px--SS-Eclipse-_Hayate_no_G(...).jpg)
    36 KB
    'Kraus, what places that "arent too fancy" could you recommend? somewhere she could have fun.'
    a few moments later and he says.
    'Those all sound pretty good. Thanks.'

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:23 No.18473182
    I like the train.

    I've had my fill of Grease for this lifetime.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:23 No.18473184
    Dende's, we can get Hina dressed up in the type of cute outfit she loves but cannot buy for herself due to social expectations.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:23 No.18473188

    >passed Jack Rabbit Slims and House of Blues Brothers.

    didn't REFREEESH
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:24 No.18473193
         File: 1332829450.jpg-(11 KB, 88x98, 00001007d.jpg)
    11 KB
    >No Dere Diner
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:24 No.18473195
         File: 1332829452.gif-(497 KB, 250x250, 1332825895610.gif)
    497 KB
    Look guys, I don't know what this picture is, but I think it should be a part of this game.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:24 No.18473198
    Galaxy Express sounds nice and classy, without being too formal.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:24 No.18473204
    Jack Rabbit Slim's, failing that Galaxy Express, I like trains.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:25 No.18473207
    Did we buy Hina a suit, or Erica?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:25 No.18473208
    rolled 87 = 87


    >Galaxy Express

    FUUUU. I want to choose this but

    >Dende's Cosplay emporium and restaurant

    She'll probably like this one better.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:25 No.18473210
    Voting for Galaxy Express
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:25 No.18473211


    Fuck that.


    Not a fan...

    >Train Diner

    That sounds al-
    >Galaxy Expess.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:25 No.18473216
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)02:26 No.18473224
    all three older girls already have a suit.
    BUT you have not given them thsoe yet
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:27 No.18473232
         File: 1332829663.jpg-(27 KB, 140x195, 00001001a.jpg)
    27 KB
    >All these Bowmans
    >Not the one that fits Hayate

    Somewhere in a jungle grove a candle burns denoting Saint Therese
    A prayer that those we’ve left behind are troubled not with heart and mind at peace
    Nurse attending close at hand with wine to cast its old familiar spell
    An elder soul looks into you but cannot speak in things the tongue can tell

    I’m sorry I forgot your name
    I only have myself to blame
    If you were me you’d do the same

    Somewhere in this downward race
    A person, name, a thing, or place
    Solution to my endless chase
    I’m sure I’d recognize its face

    Though I forget myself
    I’m sure there’s something else
    I’ll come around
    I'll make the sound
    The noun

    In my car I’m on my way from where I live to where you are right now
    And though I’ve been here many times it seems as though it all has changed somehow
    I’m sure I’ve seen this busy road a million times or was it in my sleep?
    My minivan was in the sky, but never mind - I’m thinking far too deep

    Familiar signs have gone away
    I’m sure if it was not today
    I’d be there now - I'd find my way
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:27 No.18473233
         File: 1332829665.png-(111 KB, 510x510, advice-hayate-meme-generator-r(...).png)
    111 KB

    >Decide jazz parlour.
    >Suddenly have to choose between cosplay, futurama, or the most over-rated musical ever made.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:27 No.18473235
    House of Blues Brothers sounds awesome.

    I guess Galaxy Express is best out of those 3. Grease is Grease, and Dende's will have us in women's clothing all night.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:28 No.18473237
    Dende's. Dende's. Wanna go to Dende's!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:29 No.18473245
    Oh god, Futurama reference? I missed that.
    Changing vote to Dende's
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:29 No.18473246

    Best out of the three isn't saying much.

    I mean Futurama? I think I'd prefer the skirt.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:30 No.18473248
    Galaxy Express or Dere Diner.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:31 No.18473262
    oh god damn it i thought it was a refrence to galaxy express 999
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:31 No.18473263

    >They all sound good.


    We were all on the same page for once. And then you took away the jazz parlor.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:31 No.18473265
    Well then perfect time to do so. We can give the others' tomorrow or leave them with Hina if we don't get time to see them.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:32 No.18473268
         File: 1332829962.jpg-(77 KB, 600x449, 1289643968577.jpg)
    77 KB
    To be fair, I was thinking the actual Galaxy Express anime, not realizing Futurama until everyone started saying it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:33 No.18473277

    >House of Blues Brothers sounds awesome.

    Shit yes it does.

    It would probably become our favorite place, if LG hadn't cock-blocked us there.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:33 No.18473280
    rolled 70 = 70


    I was thinking of the anime as well...

    Cosplay diner it is then.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:34 No.18473284
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:34 No.18473287

    I, on the other hand, never knew there WAS a 'Galaxy Express' anime. Care to enlighten me?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:34 No.18473289
    But who's to say LG wasn't thinking of the anime as well?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:35 No.18473291
    Dende's. She will love it.

    Koala's since it is her choice.

    Maybe go find somewhere cute to take her as well like a petting zoo or something on the way
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:35 No.18473298
    rolled 33 = 33

    Not immediately applicable now but P-san had better run over to this side soon to chase Miki down.

    I will rage so hard if he doesn't care.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:36 No.18473301
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:36 No.18473304


    Sorry, did you have an inferior term in use already?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:38 No.18473326


    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:39 No.18473331
    She already told P San she found a new honey though.

    So P San will probably be coming to find Hayate and kick the crap out of him
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)02:40 No.18473346
    rolled 42 = 42

    Yes Im talking about the anime.
    Locomotive travelling through the stars and shit

    You want house of blues?
    Roll me for it.
    First roll after mine must beat my roll
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:40 No.18473348
    Not sure where you guys got Futurama from.

    That's PLANET EXPRESS and has nothing to do with diners or trains.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:41 No.18473350

    "You Hayate?"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:41 No.18473353
    rolled 16 = 16

    No sweat.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:41 No.18473354
    rolled 23 = 23

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:41 No.18473357
    rolled 95 = 95


    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:42 No.18473358
    Galaxy Express it is then.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:42 No.18473363
         File: 1332830566.jpg-(34 KB, 299x299, 1314215341105.jpg)
    34 KB
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:43 No.18473372

    Fuck both of you.

    That is the FIFTH time in the quest I've rolled well. And you just blocked it like all the others.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:45 No.18473386
    rolled 78 = 78

    I've never rolled well in this quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:45 No.18473390
         File: 1332830723.jpg-(58 KB, 600x436, 1233551337148.jpg)
    58 KB
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:46 No.18473399
    rolled 97 = 97


    >that pic

    God. that is some fail, right there.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:47 No.18473412
    Uh i thought we were rolling for house of blues not galaxy express
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:47 No.18473416

    At least you aren't me.

    You know how LG says something like 'first five only?' and then roll 6 is a 100?

    I'm that guy. Every fucking time.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:47 No.18473420
    And we lost.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:47 No.18473421
         File: 1332830873.jpg-(72 KB, 600x450, 1331699722635.jpg)
    72 KB
    >99 dubs
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:48 No.18473431

    And then we failed.

    So now we're stuck with a shitty restaurant.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:48 No.18473433
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:49 No.18473435
    Galaxy Express it is then.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:49 No.18473438
    Maybe that's good enough to get it in the campaign notes for use next time? We can hope.

    Galaxy Express isn't shitty, but it's less awesome. We'll manage.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:50 No.18473444
    I dunno man, fuckin' spacetrains sounds pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:50 No.18473451
         File: 1332831027.jpg-(53 KB, 257x188, 00001015a.jpg)
    53 KB
    >Galaxy Express
    >Shitty restaurant
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:50 No.18473452

    Uh... I've never been to a House of Blues.

    Is it really that awesome?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)02:51 No.18473460
    SO.. uhhh space train?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:51 No.18473462
    So blues appears another time and we end up with Dende's force hayate into a dress again emporium?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:51 No.18473463
    When it is run by the Blues Brothers? Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:52 No.18473465
    Space Train!
    Just watch Blues Brothers, you won't regret it. Best musical cameos and car chases ever found in a movie.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:52 No.18473468
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:52 No.18473469
    I wouldn't call it that awesome, but it's House of Blues BROTHERS. Blues Brothers is that awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:52 No.18473470

    Looks like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:52 No.18473472

    Yes, yes it is.


    By comparison? Hard to top the House of Blues. Especially one run by the Blues Brothers.

    And I say that with full knowledge of what the Galaxy Express is.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:52 No.18473474
    Yes. Galaxy Express. Get a reservation, and check the dress code.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:52 No.18473475
    Space train is good.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:52 No.18473480
    I thought Dende's had more votes but whatever we ended up with is ok
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:54 No.18473499
    Dende's had more votes because people thought it was Futurama galaxy express.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:55 No.18473503
    Ok from my count it was 6 : 5 train to Dende's

    We will have to take the girls out to Dende's as a group sometime though, it would be fun. And we should go back to Wagnaria as well
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:56 No.18473512
    And I just remember that Futurama has PLANET Express.

    Unless the new season changed it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:56 No.18473514
    Futurama's was planet express anyway
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)02:56 No.18473518
    But Futurama's thing was PLANET EXPRESS...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:56 No.18473520
         File: 1332831403.jpg-(134 KB, 512x384, 1310020215357.jpg)
    134 KB
    that feel when not Dere Diner
    I guess we can take Nanoha there or something...
    Or maybe Prinne or what's the baby's mother's name
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:58 No.18473533
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:58 No.18473535
    Or go there for a group thing.

    Oooooh go there with our girls for a group date and take everyone to Dende's for a we passed basic training party
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:59 No.18473550
    Perinne would be a good candidate to take to the Dere Diner.

    For our next date with Nanoha, we need a restaurant run by Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman. With Animate Buster wait staff.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:59 No.18473552

    >We passed Basic party.

    We will take all our friends to the House of Blues.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)02:59 No.18473553
    Nah we take Perrine to costeau's fine dining
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:00 No.18473560
    How would that differ thematically from Nemo's?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:01 No.18473564
    That would be a better place for a guys night out. Drinks, soul food and good music
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:02 No.18473568
    More distinctly French and it is on a glass bottom boat
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:02 No.18473575
    rolled 7 = 7

    >"Sir, we have confirmed that he will be making reservations for the train." someone says in the darkness. "Good, all according to plan" #msq

    LG, fucking with us all day, everyday.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:06 No.18473594

    I saw that, too. This can only end badly (read: PLOT TIME).
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)03:06 No.18473601
    'Kraus, what's the dresscode like for Galaxy Express?' you ask your partner.
    'Okay, get me a reservation for two.'
    'Maybe.' you chuckle.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:07 No.18473612
    Let's, see:
    1. Movie. Tickets purchased.
    2. Dinner. Reservations made.
    3. After-dinner. Walk in the park?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:07 No.18473613
    Ask Hina if she'd like to see our space ship, of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:07 No.18473614
    What did you do to our Hayate and where is he?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)03:07 No.18473617
    With Bill Murray as the waiter?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:08 No.18473619
    rolled 80 = 80


    So the cabins come with beds?

    Time to join the space club.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:08 No.18473623
    you SMALL TIME

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:08 No.18473627
    rolled 89 = 89


    1) Movie
    2) Dinner
    4) Sexyfuntimes
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:09 No.18473632
    >someone's about to get in the way of us getting laid tonight
    Do the BBEGs ever THINK before plotting a MC's downfall? That is the worst time to assault the MC as is humanly possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:09 No.18473634
    >Walk on Moon
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:10 No.18473642
    Why Spacewalk when we can Spacedance, low g tango.

    Well we probably ought to make sure we and the girls finish eating lunch and get back to class.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:11 No.18473647

    If we're already going to be eating in space, why not grab a space suit and go floating around in the stars with her?

    Maybe it's time to go see the doctor?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:11 No.18473648
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:11 No.18473650
    >messing up Hayate's date
    I just hope they've got reservations
    at the morgue.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:14 No.18473677
    Fear of heights + orbit may be a bad thing.
    But Fear of heights + low g may actually be useful.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:14 No.18473679

    >Swift and gesture, cutting it off.

    No seriously, we're going to kill them.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)03:15 No.18473686
    You are in class already.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:15 No.18473688
    Take notes?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:15 No.18473692
    Seriously, they're fucked if they plan to act tonight. They can't wait to get us when we're with 1 dude in the woods tomorrow, they have to do it when there's girlfriends to protect around. It's like they WANT us to kill them brutally.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:17 No.18473703
    Pay attention, don't tell Hina where we're going, it's a surprise. Look at Mike, have tears well up as we see him as the Father we never had.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:17 No.18473708
    I was thinking Jean Reno as the maitre de
    There is good reason no one causes trouble at costeau's

    Eat lunch and enjoy the company for once.

    After classes before we need to pick Hina up for our date e can look for gullivers
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:17 No.18473714
    Theyre not aiming for US.
    Theyre aiming for the girls.
    [the ones we'll be away from]
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:18 No.18473717

    Yeah, challenging us when a pretty girl, much less one of the harem, is in trouble is like trying to take out Jackie Chan.

    While he's drunk, in a chair an ladder factory, holding a baby, and 'want no trabble'.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:19 No.18473726
    Nt only that but the night we are going out with our melee centric girlfriend.

    And we just made drago this morning
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:20 No.18473730
    Also we have Jackie Chanda which might double those bonuses as no one wants any trabble in those parts.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:21 No.18473736

    "Hay mike?"
    "Yeah kid?"
    "remember how you always joked about helping me hide bodies?"
    "I'm not sure I like where this conversation is going."
    "Somebody took the girls."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:21 No.18473738
    Elemental plane of ladders with a baby in each hand.

    You are already dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:21 No.18473739
    >the girls we'll be away from
    >they're going to fuck with Nanoha, Destroyer of Worlds
    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I hope they like pink, because it's the last thing they'll ever see.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:21 No.18473742
    Now I want a Recettear game done with her running a shop for the bureau.

    It would be epic if we had these characters coming in looking for bits and pieces
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:22 No.18473746
    The ones that are even tougher in a fight than we are?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:23 No.18473754

    They go after Perrine.

    Perrine revels she might be carrying our child.

    Entire Bureau tells them to back the fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:23 No.18473755
    Am I the only one who's noticed a change in Hayate?
    I mean, ""Maybe." with a grin" when asked of possibility of space sex?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:23 No.18473764
    Let's see
    Ace of the year of every year
    Destroyer of worlds
    Gadget genius
    In a dorm secured by Sousuke

    I think they will be in big trabble
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:24 No.18473771

    We're becoming both more and less subtle over time.

    It's odd.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:25 No.18473775
    Except this is to Kraus who we have always dealt with in a more honest and crude way.

    He is the foul mouthed side of us we never acknowledge outside our own head other than when we are running from frank
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:26 No.18473780
    We are on bro terms with Kraus. He knows we mean HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER, and with anyone else we'd deny it.

    Gotta keep up appearances.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:26 No.18473781

    Said dorm also has multiple people as hardcore or more, most of whom like us.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:26 No.18473784
    >They go after Perrine.
    Call me when they go after someone that matters, like our actual girlfriends.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:27 No.18473789
    Come to think about it how did Recette get here? She isn't IDPKB is she? I mean she runs the PX but otherwise she isn't actually an agent
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:27 No.18473792

    Hey, hey buddy.


    Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:27 No.18473799
    Considering that the person Erica was based on had the nickname of "The Black Devil" and Nanoha is "The White Devil", I want to see something come of the matching nicknames.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:27 No.18473800
         File: 1332833277.png-(50 KB, 323x295, 1330828713445.png)
    50 KB
    rolled 83 = 83


    They will die, if they try.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:28 No.18473808
    LG putting his waifu at risk would give us a chance to troll him back with bad decisions and shitty rolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:29 No.18473812
    Even if Perrine isn't our girlfriend, she is still a friend. That's enough for us to go save her, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:29 No.18473815
    This sums it up nicely

    Like if they ran into Shirou while trying to hurt any of our friends?

    Dense motherfucker he may be but he knows we care about them and he would IBW them in thanks for the cool Fudgey treats we have given him
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:31 No.18473831
    >Mother of our baby
    >Call me when they go after someone that matters
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:31 No.18473832
    We shall be dubbed the Gray Devil, for we are sandwiched between the White and Black devils. Every night.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:31 No.18473836
         File: 1332833493.png-(195 KB, 376x519, 1305860299389.png)
    195 KB
    Something like this?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:31 No.18473840
    >cool Fudgey treats we have given him
    Did we ever get around to actually giving him the stuff we promised him for offing Negi?
    I know he went chasing it through the simulation, but was he able to take it outside?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:31 No.18473842
    rolled 21 = 21


    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:32 No.18473850
    Given our past plans for some uses of the gender swap potion that image scares me slightly

    Didn't we try to make an attempt on that with a 95 last thread anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:33 No.18473852
    Probably the "They're targeting Perrine" bit.

    Unless it's >>18473799
    Which would be utterly silly.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:33 No.18473853
    Probably the 'they will go after the girls' theory

    Specifically probably the 'Perrine and the baby' part.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)03:33 No.18473855
         File: 1332833626.jpg-(23 KB, 323x312, 4565467fd.jpg)
    23 KB
    With the plans settled, and the reservations made, you sit back and pay attention to the class.
    "... And we here at the Bureau will make sure that you get the correct number of chicken nuggets in your pack. No more. No less."
    Mike continues to discuss.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:34 No.18473860
    We probably did it off screen.

    We still haven't given him a fudge sword yet though and I really want to try it just to see his fudge reflex and his sword reflex battle it out inside his head
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:34 No.18473865
    This basic training sure does cover a serious range of material.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:35 No.18473867
    The resulting mental trauma will bring out Kurou.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:35 No.18473874
    You have to be prepared for every situation. What do you do when you aren't given the proper number of chicken nuggets, it's a tough situation, the Bureau makes sure it doesn't happen at home but just in case.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:36 No.18473876
    What about when the manager dishing out the nuggets is a bro and gives you extra?
    >> Sidestory: Le chat tubulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)03:37 No.18473885
         File: 1332833843.jpg-(166 KB, 900x710, 71509c9d69d796eca90721a6da65b9(...).jpg)
    166 KB
    You are Sakamoto Mio, a liasons officer for witch/Bureau relations.
    And you just woke up with a hell of a headache.

    You spent the remainder of the night drinking with Kharn and Doomrider.
    You have no idea what that shit was, but it was good.
    You look around, it's a little after midday.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:38 No.18473892
    Start working on getting drunk again. We missed out on half a day's worth of drinking already.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:38 No.18473893
    rolled 85 = 85

    Well, last we saw Perinne was still 'sick', right?

    We might have time to pop by to her later. See if shes alright. Maybe leave lo to look after her.

    The Ted and Jacok with the rest of the girls to take care of any food or refreshments they might want.

    Or is that too much metaing?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:38 No.18473894
    Alright gents I'm out for the night. Try not to let anyone get kidnapped if you can help it and be cautious w/r/t acrophobia and spess. Maybe try wearing those clothes we wore when we went home, she liked them.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:38 No.18473895
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:38 No.18473896
    Hair of the dog that bit you. Seek out the other witches and make sure they're settling in just fine.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)03:38 No.18473897
    THen that manager better prepare for a quick round in the shyny mindwipe helmet
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:38 No.18473900
    rolled 85 = 85


    The only cure for a hangover.

    More b33r.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:38 No.18473901
    Get up, get some coffee, and go bother Trude. Or Hayate. Whichever we see first.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:39 No.18473903
    He's referring to a point in time when you are accidentally forced into a parallel dimension. The Bereau will ALWAYS give you the correct amount of chicken nuggets in your pack, so if there's more or less, you know you're in a parallel dimension that alters in the amount of chicken nuggets in a pack.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:39 No.18473906

    Go check on Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:39 No.18473907
    Nothing like the hair of the dog.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:41 No.18473926
    That could explain why he then proceeded to serially forget his god daughter's birthday.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)03:43 No.18473940
         File: 1332834200.jpg-(116 KB, 888x723, sakabroto and corn.jpg)
    116 KB
    >Hair of the dog,
    You sit upo and look around your room.
    Imbedded in the wall is a wooden cask saying TARRASQUE PISS.
    You find turn the tap and find that there still some left in it.

    [ ]JUST A BIT
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:44 No.18473945
    rolled 87 = 87


    [x]Just a bi-
    [x]NAH ALL OF IT
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:44 No.18473946
    Just a bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:44 No.18473950
    I'm just curious, is everyone for having the baby? As in, actually wanting to have the baby be born, not just accepting what LG is forcing us into.

    Personally, I feel like it'd take the story to a weird place. Like, "creepy/serious" weird, not "hella awesome" weird.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:44 No.18473951
    We say what it did to us last night, we won't get into the heavy drinking until later later. Just a bit. Then deal with business and check in on our subordinates.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:44 No.18473952
    [x]Just a bit
    Shower/etc after that, then finish it off the cask.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:44 No.18473955
    >Hey mike.
    >How many bodies this time kid?
    >Just one.
    >Yeah, you know, if it ever gets to the point where they decide to mind-wipe me and send me back...
    >Just make sure I never go back mike, I couldn't take losing everything again.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:45 No.18473958
    Really, Landing Gear?
    Giving us a choice like this is like giving us a, 'ARA ARA' in Katawa Yandere.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:46 No.18473967
    [X] DRINK IT ALL, obviously

    On a side note, I'm just curious: is everyone for having the baby? As in, actually wanting to have the baby be born, not just accepting where the story seems to be forcing us to go.

    Personally, I feel like it'd take the story to a weird place. Like, "creepy/serious" weird, not "hella awesome" weird.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:46 No.18473968
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:48 No.18473973
    Just a bit, it's fucking tarrasque piss.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:48 No.18473975
    We're going to need to hit some serious shit before that comes up.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:48 No.18473977
    >is everyone for having the baby
    I am not. I'm hoping that LG pulls the carpet out from under us just as we accept it, and it turns out to have been just implications all along.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:48 No.18473978
    Hell no. I want nothing to do with babbies, shitstorms, or any of it. It's taking the fun out of this story fast.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:48 No.18473980

    At the rate this quest is moving, it's going to be a while before it gets here.

    Also, I have faith in LG. I've seen kids handled well.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:49 No.18473985
    Personally I'm all for IT WAS JUST A COLD ALL ALONG. Quests tend to turn into shitfests when something actually serious happens. I mean, just look at the Nanoha crap we deal with.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:51 No.18473994
    I am if it is done well.

    I still expect it to be a carpet pull though.

    Of a stolen to a parallel dimension to be raised evil most likely

    Anyway BANZAI! Chug it all
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:53 No.18474002
    Baby is a LONG time away in-game if it's real. I personally believe it is, but I'm not closed to the possibility of LG being trollmaster regarding it.

    And as far as what to do regarding it if shit goes down, Perrine is our friend even if the baby isn't ours. We are butler. We serve our friends at the cost of our lives, if need be.

    We have not changed so far from true Hayate for this to be false.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:53 No.18474003
    >Nanoha crap
    But it's been glorious?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:53 No.18474005
    At the rate this quest is going it will be 8 months IRL before we have the kid pop out
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)03:55 No.18474013
         File: 1332834912.jpg-(20 KB, 240x231, 449729.jpg)
    20 KB
    >[x] drink it all
    YOu pisition your head under the tap and turn it all the way.
    'Shit. This stuff is amazing.' you continue drinking.
    It's like theres a party in your mouth and everyone everywhere ever is invited.
    It's like a unicorn mated with a rainbow, and the resulting baby was juiced, and the juice allowed to age in a fine oak barrel.
    Its like nothing you have ever tast-

    And you pass out again.

    You woke up later that evening with an even larger headache and a grin.
    "WORTH IT." you say as you eye the cask again.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:55 No.18474014
    Two threads per day, roughly a day per day? Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:55 No.18474015
    This thread seems to run pretty close to real time sometimes, it's rather cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:57 No.18474033
    Well, we effectively made sure that Mio didn't do anything for the entire afternoon.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:58 No.18474036
    Self-control. There are other great things in life that must be done as well. Like trolling Trude.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:58 No.18474040
    It did before LG's vacation. We might do another training timeskip to catch up.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:00 No.18474047
    Right now that is done with, let's find Trude or Hayate or maybe someone else who is fun.

    Maybe we could find Miyafuji and see what she is up to... Fuso witches should look out for each other after all
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:00 No.18474051
    Well, we got shit done didn't we.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:06 No.18474087
    Come to think of it Hayate knew a hangover cure he made those girls, go see him. Get a shake and maybe slap him on the ass in return for the party
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:06 No.18474088
    Finishing the cask means we can ask to get our hands on a new one. A FULL CASK. The only bad part is how long we knocked ourselves out for. So many hours of Trude-trolling missed.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:09 No.18474100
    Check on our witches, bother Hayate for his wife duties and hangover cure.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)04:10 No.18474107
         File: 1332835802.jpg-(224 KB, 600x1400, 14fcec7ef2be2504d250147433e316(...).jpg)
    224 KB
    Class ends normally, at the normal time like normal.
    Before dismissing everyone, Mike gives you all these parting words.
    "Tomorrow morning, Head directly to the Gym at 10:00, There we will hold your final combat tests for the basic classes.'
    "Today marks the end of the lessons for basic classes. I wish you all good luck in advanced training and beyond."

    He leaves the room without another word.

    Erica walks up to you and Hina.
    "So. Time for your date huh?" she says.
    "Ayup." you tell her.
    "Well, i'll be taking Hina here away to get ready. You better be at the gates in an hour." She tells you as she drags Hina out of her chair.
    "Yeah, I'll see you then." you tell Hina.
    "See you." she answers.

    You have an hour.
    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:10 No.18474109

    Work on making Hayate your wife.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:11 No.18474118
    Go demonstrate Drago to Ryuu.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:12 No.18474120
    rolled 45 = 45

    Call after them "Try not to get distracted making out."

    THEN we can get shit done.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:12 No.18474122
    Suit up, make sure we're dressed to the nines. Hit up Ryuu and Dr. McNinja, we want full details on Drago's effectiveness and side effects.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:12 No.18474127
    >1 hour
    Go to the Library, renew the books we borrowed. We don't want to be known as 'that guy who never returns books on time'.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:13 No.18474130
    This, followed by
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:14 No.18474137
    This needs to be tacked onto whatever else wins.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat tubulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)04:14 No.18474147
         File: 1332836086.jpg-(20 KB, 430x357, 1331702609555.jpg)
    20 KB
    You decide against finishing the rest of the cask seeing as the sun is low in the sky. you judge the time to be around 5-ish.

    You head out of your room to find something to do,
    thinking that this might be a good opportunity to get some of that hangover cure from Hayata.

    You try and find him in the crowd of trainees streaming out of the academic building
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:15 No.18474150
    As this said, but also renew books
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:16 No.18474156

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:16 No.18474159
    Play some music?
    Check out gullivers if it is there maybe?
    Get our suit ready to go or find some nice casual clothes

    Actually I vote we try more Alchemy, other gender swap or BEAR potions
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:16 No.18474161
    Oh god, we're going to get grabbed by Sakamoto.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:18 No.18474170
    Meh, we don't know a hangover cure, but we're going to see a guy who more than probably does.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:19 No.18474177
    We can just drag her along to Ryuu's. His hangover cures would make ours look amateurish. I'm sure he's seen victims of drinking with Khorne before.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:19 No.18474179

    What? Yes we do. We've made it before.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:21 No.18474197
    We know a non majaikal hangover cure.
    Ryuu probably knows a good majaikal one
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:23 No.18474206
    That's what I mean. Magic cure.
    Fuck you too brain.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)04:26 No.18474224
         File: 1332836814.jpg-(54 KB, 640x360, 640px--SS-Eclipse-_Hayate_no_G(...).jpg)
    54 KB
    You decide to take this opportunity to show Ryuu your new potion.
    You pick up your folio and head outside.

    On your way out of the building you see the major standing there as if looking for somebody.
    "Can I help you major?" you ask.
    "AH THERE YOU ARE! COME WITH ME." she drags you along to the back of the building
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:29 No.18474241
    Waaaaaait that can't be right
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:30 No.18474249
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:31 No.18474253
    We're going to have to whip up a prairie oyster and a nice bowl of french onion soup aren't we.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:32 No.18474266
    Why do I attract women like this....
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:34 No.18474273
    Uh oh, the Tarrasque piss made her horny and she's come to rape us.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:34 No.18474276

    "No, Sakamoto! Not like this!"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:34 No.18474279
    Back from my jog, feeling great because I doubled the distance I do, time to get shit done.

    Now, ask her to make it quick, because we've got a date with Hina soon.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:35 No.18474285
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:37 No.18474292
    >> Sidestory: Le chat tubulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)04:37 No.18474293
         File: 1332837454.jpg-(245 KB, 600x600, 1aed22162cf774532b23faafcb04ae(...).jpg)
    245 KB
    "AH THERE YOU ARE! COME WITH ME." you say as you grab him as he comes out of the building.
    You drag him around to the back and pin him against the wall.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:39 No.18474302
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:39 No.18474305
    You are going to fix my hangover and become my wife!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:40 No.18474308
    Inform him that we have the HANGOVER TO END ALL HANGOVERS and need a cure.
    Seriously how are we supposed to get properly buzzed with this headache.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:41 No.18474314
    Slur our we want him to cure us.

    completely miss the implied innuendo and misunderstandings. When all we want is our head to stop hurting
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:41 No.18474316

    "My head hurts like hell and I need a wife to help me get over it. You'll do nicely." Lean in close and smirk while saying this.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:42 No.18474324
    This to the point
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:43 No.18474326
    "Wife, gimmie some of the good stuff!"
    Rife with misunderstandings, and she's to hung over to care.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:44 No.18474332
    Slur something about cure and wife and then fall on him or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:45 No.18474342

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)04:48 No.18474354
         File: 1332838114.jpg-(246 KB, 630x1000, 1331772388003.jpg)
    246 KB
    YOur headache and hangover finally catch up to you and slur your speech a little
    "YOUR hngvr STUFF I WANT IT."
    "What was that major?" he asks you to clarify
    "I WANT YOU TO getridofthisheadacheand MAKE ME FEEL GOOD"
    "I-i cant major! we barely know each other!" he objects
    You shake him
    "GIVE IT TO ME NAO! I WANT IT madeandpoured IN MY MOUTH"

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:49 No.18474362
    rolled 45 = 45

    We shall acquire a wife and a hangover cure!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:49 No.18474367
    rolled 63 = 63

    Oh hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:49 No.18474368
    rolled 47 = 47

    Rolling for accidental dickings. But quick, so we can make the date.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.18474370
    rolled 78 = 78

    >Hayate unzips and sticks his penis in her mouth in fear
    >"Why were you late hayate?"
    >"Sa-sakamoto-san raped me"
    >Breaks down in tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.18474373
    rolled 45 = 45

    Intimidate him into being our wife!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.18474374
    rolled 70 = 70

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.18474375
    rolled 48 = 48

    Rolling to get this over and done with so we can date Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.18474376
    rolled 83 = 83

    Sufficiently Intimidated!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:51 No.18474380
    rolled 80 = 80

    Wife roll!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)04:51 No.18474383
         File: 1332838305.jpg-(44 KB, 640x360, 640px--SS-Eclipse-_Hayate_no_G(...).jpg)
    44 KB
    The major pins you against a wall and yells out commands you barely understand
    "YOUR _____ STUFF I WANT IT."
    "What was that major?" you asks her to clarify
    "I-i cant major! we barely know each other!" you object
    She shakes you.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:52 No.18474386
    rolled 99 = 99

    No escape for Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:52 No.18474387
    rolled 78 = 78

    I don't know whether I want high or low...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:52 No.18474390
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:52 No.18474391
    rolled 11 = 11

    Cmon nat 1
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:53 No.18474396
    rolled 56 = 56

    Rolling for escape.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:53 No.18474398
    Oh the irony.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:53 No.18474399
    rolled 81 = 81

    Rolling to take back this roll
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:53 No.18474401
    Run while telling her that you need to talk to Erica and the rest before we can do anything like that. I'm sorry.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:54 No.18474409
    I suppose we DO have a date to get to. And we already got a 99, there's no way we could fudge this up, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:55 No.18474413
    rolled 61 = 61

    Well, a 1 is always possible
    Rolling for >>18474383
    >> Shirou 03/27/12(Tue)04:56 No.18474415
    >> Shirou 03/27/12(Tue)04:57 No.18474422
    rolled 70 = 70

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)04:58 No.18474429
    >99 beats the 80+
    You slip out of her grip and run.
    As you do so, you yell back "I'm sorry major, but you will have to go through Erica and the others before we can go do that!"

    You run the fuck away into the R&D dome.
    **Give me a roll**
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:58 No.18474430
         File: 1332838698.gif-(874 KB, 320x192, 1322413234634.gif)
    874 KB
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:58 No.18474434
    rolled 51 = 51

    Check it
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:00 No.18474437
    rolled 49 = 49

    Dammit I was trying for escape not the new roll
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:00 No.18474438
    rolled 94 = 94

    Hopefully we find what we're here for.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:00 No.18474441
    rolled 63 = 63

    Uh... okay?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:01 No.18474444
    This roll just goes to prove exactly how contrary the /tg/ dice gods are, the bastards.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:01 No.18474448
         File: 1332838889.jpg-(27 KB, 400x338, A Roll.jpg)
    27 KB
    rolled 62 = 62

    Have a roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:02 No.18474455
    Fuck our carefully planned shenanigans
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)05:06 No.18474468
         File: 1332839173.jpg-(36 KB, 500x448, tumblr_lxk79cORXk1qzvtljo1_500(...).jpg)
    36 KB
    The elevator opens for you and three people step out.
    It's the Idol twins from that morning and a man in glasses.
    "It's Niichan!" they say "Why are you panting niichan?"
    "This is the violin guy you were talking about?" the man in glasses asks them
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:08 No.18474472
    OH GOD

    Everything's trying to stop us!

    "Yes, I'm pretty sure I am. If you'll excuse me, I have to get ready for something." Teleport to Sousuke, he's close enough to our room.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:08 No.18474473
    To the girls: "Because I need to talk with someone before my date tonight, and I'm running a little late."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:09 No.18474476
    Hi, sorry I can't stay and chat but I have an appointment to keep and a drunken friend to avoid
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:11 No.18474485
    Hello ladies, lovely to see you again, I can't stay long I have a date tonight, I need to talk to Ryuu and a crazy drunk cyclopean witches seems to be chasing me.

    How's your day been, introduce ourself to glasses man and be on our way.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:14 No.18474498
    Introduce yourself to the bespectacled man, explain that you have somewhere to be and make your escape. Teleport if need-be.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)05:14 No.18474502
         File: 1332839695.jpg-(121 KB, 1280x720, imas-nii-chan.jpg)
    121 KB
    "I'm pretty sure I am. My name's Ayasaki Hayate. A trainee." you introduce yourself.
    "Ah. I'm agent P. I apologize for whatever trouble my girls have or will out you through." he shakes your hand.
    You then turn to the twins, "I'm panting because I need to talk with someone before my date tonight, and I'm running away from a drunk, and a little late on top of that."

    "Niichan, You have a date?" they say "We wish someone took us out on dates."
    "Yeah, I'm meeting my girlfriend later."
    "Good luck with that niichan. Byebye!" they say as you step into the elevator.
    P-san gives you a nod as the doors close.
    'IM WATCHING YOU.' he mentillates.

    You make it to Ryuu's bar without further trouble
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:16 No.18474508
    If we still have a sample of Drago, show it to him, otherwise make some fresh.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:18 No.18474517
    I certainly hope you are, they seem like good kids.

    We have arrived at our sanctuary, Ryuu's bar, home away from home, but with more alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:20 No.18474523
    >'IM WATCHING YOU.' he mentillates.
    He'd better do a good job of it. It'll save us the trouble of having to defend the inevitable results of our actions. One can't hate when one sees it's really not our fault.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:25 No.18474537
    How nice it must be to actually think that.

    Our girlfriends would quite happily castrate us if it stopped us picking up strays, how would a guy who we just theoretically stole his girlfriend take it?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)05:27 No.18474545
         File: 1332840469.jpg-(25 KB, 420x236, bartender-1.jpg)
    25 KB
    "hey hayate, what's up?" he asks you as you quickly walk in.
    "I made a new potion Ryuu, I wanted to show it to you."
    "Oh? well then, hit me with it."
    YOu make your way behind the bar and prepare a sample of Drago for him.
    "Memories of strength against adversity. Interesting" he says as he watches you.

    After you finish, you hand him the glass.
    He takes a sip of it.
    "Strength enhancement yes?" he says in a weird accent.
    he takes a sip again.
    "Not very long lasting but effect is huge."
    he walks over to the nearest wall and punches it.
    A huge crater appears under his fist.
    "Seven times, no eight times normal strength. Adrenaline coursing through body."

    He turns to you. "Very well done." he says.
    "I have similar potion, gives you double strength for hour. Call it Samson."
    He walks back behind the bar and gives himself a dose of panacea.
    "Very well done indeed." he claps your shoulder,
    "You make me proud Hayate. To think you would be able to come up with an effective original potion within a month of training under me."
    "Thank you Ryuu, I couldn't do it without your tutelage." you give him a bow.

    At that moment the door is thrown open.
    "WIFE! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Sakamoto has found you.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:29 No.18474552
    "She's drunk and wants to rape me! Help, Ryuu!"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:29 No.18474553
    I'm in here and any wifing I do must be cleared before the board of girlfriends.

    Without unanimous consent from all involved all I can offer is a spot at a breakfast table and a packed lunch.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:30 No.18474556
         File: 1332840636.jpg-(124 KB, 420x500, scared.jpg)
    124 KB
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:30 No.18474557
    'Port the fuck out of Dodge.
    >Captcha : Godsend, takit
    No captcha! Remain faithful!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:32 No.18474560
    "Oh god, help me Ryuu, she wants my stuff in her mouth."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:33 No.18474564
    Jump behind the bar and cower
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)05:34 No.18474568
         File: 1332840856.jpg-(31 KB, 551x558, 12334454.jpg)
    31 KB
    "SHiiiiiiiiiiiit." you think to yourself as you try and duck behind the bar.
    "MAGIC EYE. YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME." she says as she lifts up her eyepatch.
    "Oh hello, Who might you be?" Ryuu asks her.
    "I am Sakamoto Mio, THE HERO OF JAPAN! hahaha!" she introduces herself.
    "Ah Mio-san, you must be the one Yoshika has mentioned. Please, have a seat and a drink on me."
    "Wait... You're the potions guy Miyafuji was talking about?" she looks around. "AND YOU OWN A BAR?"
    "I believe this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. hahaha!" she says as she sits herself.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]run while the major is occupied
    [ ]sit at the bar
    [ ]serve the major a drink
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:35 No.18474571
    We live to [x] serve.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:36 No.18474574
    She really needs to become the new, and improved, thing we RUN THE FUCK AWAY from. Running from Frank is always a given. Sakabroto can be more flexible. Do we run, or don't we? Are we going to just chat, or is it rape time? The unknown part makes it more fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:36 No.18474575
    [X] Serve the Major a drink.
    I think we'll get raped if we get too close, she'll rape us. Plus, I think she'll chase us down if we make any sudden movements.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:36 No.18474576
    [x] Time Check
    if(Time>= 6:30)
    Leave and prepare for date}
    sit at bar, a few stools away}

    This is Ryuu's bar. Let him do his thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:37 No.18474577
    Serve her a drink, explain our wife situation and the requirements if she wants anything like that. After serving her a drink leave her in Ryuu's capable hands and get to our date.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:43 No.18474598
    Serve her a drink, maybe a hangover cure if she can get it out.

    Otherwise make some fancy drinks Ryuu showed us then bolt to get ready for our date
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)05:52 No.18474619
         File: 1332841940.jpg-(34 KB, 640x360, 640px--SS-Eclipse-_Hayate_no_G(...).jpg)
    34 KB
    "Ryuu, can I take care of this?" you ask your mentor.
    "Sure go ahead." he says.
    "So major, what would you like to have?" you ask her.
    "I WANT YOUR STUFF TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD. Hahaha!" She answers.
    Ryu raises an eyebrow, you back away beyond her reach.
    "Major, like I said before you would have to talk to the girls first before any of that."
    "Do I have to? I need it now. I just need a little bit." she says her only showing eye giving you a puppy dog look.
    "But major, don;t you think it's too early in our friendship for you to be propositioning me?"
    "What are you talking about?" she asks
    "What are you talking about?" you ask
    "Hangover medicine." she answers
    "Sex." you say at the same time.
    "Ahahaha! YOu thought I wanted...? hahaha.. YOu think I was gonna.. HAhahahah." She smacks her hand on the bar as she laughs.
    "No. no. All I want from you right now is some of that hangover juice you made me before."
    "Ahhh.. I see." you say with a sweat drop.
    "Did I disappoint you?" she asks
    "Thankfully no." you answer as you get to work on the drink she requested.

    You hand her the mixture and get out from behind the bar.
    "Ryuu-san I apologize for that ruckus earlier taht I caused. Major, I apologize for misunderstand you."
    "It is nothing Hayate." Ryuu tells.
    "Hahaha." the major laughs from behind her glass.
    "If you two would excuse me, I have a date to get ready for." you head towards the door.

    "Wait Hayata." the major calls out to you. "If I really did want THAT, I wouldn't be asking for it so nicely. I would just take it. hahaha!"

    You quickly get out and head to the elevator.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)05:54 No.18474626
         File: 1332842042.jpg-(24 KB, 438x286, zzzzz to be continued.jpg)
    24 KB
    To the Moon and Back

    New thread at 0700 4chan time.

    >be prepared
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:54 No.18474630
    Oh god she is gonna kick our door down one night while drunk and demand we sex her up
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:57 No.18474638
    She'll have to get through 3-4 others, including the twins, hina and possibly the white devil. I don't fancy her chances.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:03 No.18474656
    Exactly. She'll strike when we're not so well guarded.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:04 No.18474657
    Drunk Sakamoto cares not for odds, she gets her target locked and does not fail
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:05 No.18474661

    >be prepared

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:05 No.18474663
    Quite possibly by forcibly intoxicating everyone in the room with sake while she convinces the,
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:07 No.18474668
    Crap, you're right. Our only defence is going to be BEAR COMBAT.
    >> ANAGRAMS FOR LANDING GEAR Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:18 No.18474693
    Gardening La
    Leading Rang
    Gained Gnarl
    Angled Grain
    Dangle Grain
    Dangler Gain
    Gnarled Gain
    Garden Align
    Danger Align
    Daring Angel
    Glad Grannie
    Lad Enraging
    Lad Angering
    A Darn Leggin
    A Darn Niggle
    A Glaring End
    A Land Nigger
    Anal Nerd Gig
    Grand Linage
    Drag Leaning
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:20 No.18474698
    We may escape while she's dealing with the others, though. Also, it's hard to rape someone while dodging machinegun fire and beamspam. She's always drunk, but not stupid. It'll be ambush tactics, I'm sure. The wacky kind that leaves us too scared to even go take a piss by ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:21 No.18474705
    We would fail miserably

    She has years of combat while drunk or otherwise incapacitated on us.

    It would become bear rape
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:21 No.18474706
    I'm sure Erica will be glad to help us there~
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:21 No.18474708
    We're going to have to have Sagara set up security protocols aren't we?

    Though honestly I doubt she can really do anything, we have timestop, bunnymode, invisibility, smoke screen and can teleport to our team/ladies.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:22 No.18474709
    >A Glaring End

    >A Land Nigger
    >Anal Nerd Gig

    >Lad Enraging
    >Lad Angering

    >Daring Angel
    >Grand Linage
    He is.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:26 No.18474718
    Against a drunk, horny Sakamoto.

    That's like putting a target in front of NGAF and telling him he cannot bounce it.

    She will find a way to do it if it involves causing most of the dimension to collapse so we run into her in our mad dash for safety

    Our best bet would be hiding behind Keima which would last for all of about three seconds while his plans get derailed by a drunken pirate witch

    Do not underestimate shenanigans and trollery of her caliber
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:27 No.18474724
    Her ability to be successful isn't the point. It's the paranoia her attempts will create. Every rock, every tree, everything everywhere forever will be a place she can pop out from. To be honest, Souske will probably become impressed by her skill.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:28 No.18474729
    Actually speaking of NGAF I have just about caught up to current events in SWQ.

    I say almost because I have reread the neon samurai thread four times now and am still laughing hard enough to hurt my ribs at it

    We really need to go troll him some more and learn from the master
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:32 No.18474740

    >That's like putting a target in front of NGAF and telling him he cannot bounce it.

    No, its like telling him he MUSTN'T bounce it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:33 No.18474744
    Our current plan is to go back for some more antics after we have genderswap and BEAR pots.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:34 No.18474753
    I know that, I am the one who came up with gender swap their water cooler and bear pot whiskey.

    I just mean we really need an opportunity to go there and do that among other things.

    We also need to enchant the aviators he gave us with a "deal with it" aura and majaik sight so invis etc won't work on us
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:39 No.18474766
         File: 1332844746.jpg-(166 KB, 900x900, 1319404543622.jpg)
    166 KB
    I gotta agree on the enchantment. We should also put something in there so we can DAT ASS face without being noticed.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:39 No.18474767
         File: 1332844750.jpg-(178 KB, 904x528, 1324859821361.jpg)
    178 KB
    That feel when more threads than SWQ
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:40 No.18474772
    Hand em to ROOD.
    Pay him in phosphate and Magnesium.
    >He eats that shit if the tweets are correct
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:45 No.18474787
    2 threads a day, every day will do that.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:48 No.18474795
    LG has an absolutely absurd running schedule. I'm starting to believe he is a cabal of storytellers dedicated to trolling the masses instead of a single person. It's the only way it makes sense for someone to run a quest 12 or more hours a day most days.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:50 No.18474801
    >"Niichan, You have a date?" they say "We wish someone took us out on dates."
    DO WE?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:52 No.18474807
    2 people maybe?
    Could explain the weird swings in the story.
    Also explains how the complicated charts are born
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:52 No.18474809
    We should.
    Also let's enchant the Aviators with True Seeing
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:55 No.18474817
         File: 1332845705.jpg-(244 KB, 572x800, 1332721808801.jpg)
    244 KB
    We do NOT. We are not thieves. There are plenty of bitches to acquire without having to take someone else's. If we run out of known bitches, then we introduce some more. It's not like there's a shortage of magicy shows full of girls to tap into.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:55 No.18474820
    I say we go for MIKI.
    She's a beast in bed
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:55 No.18474822
    I don't know what age LG has put them at, if following canon not more than 13 so for now err very very strongly on the side of caution. Also our plate is completely full for now so we should try to toss them in the little sister/dear friend camp if we can and maybe set them up with someone, maybe Negi, he needs to get his collection going and if we point him in the right direction he won't be able to poach any of ours.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:56 No.18474827
    Nah P-san won't touch the twins.
    Miki maybe. But not the twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:56 No.18474830
    LG actually has a very laid back job and not much social life. Also being in the Phillipines means he starts late night and runs through to mid morning for 4 chan time but really starts at 10am and finished at about midnight

    And he has said he plans the plot and fills in the details on the fly
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:58 No.18474841
    But still, the amount of dedication is absurd going into insane.
    Like damn. Id understand once a week.
    Id understand once every three days.
    Once a day would be too much for me.
    But twice a day? Jesus.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:10 No.18474889
    We don't have much of a choice there.
    LG took the 100 and 99 rolled. They are officially in a decaying swag orbit
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:23 No.18474930
         File: 1332847407.jpg-(277 KB, 600x849, ami mami futami.jpg)
    277 KB
    I say we go for the idols.
    Mami/Ami+ Erica would be amazing.
    Miki would be the perfect bubbly girlfriend, like a grown up blonde nanoha.
    And then there's Iori, Christ. Iori and Perrinne meeting would be unbelievable.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:25 No.18474942
         File: 1332847510.jpg-(16 KB, 276x400, 1330181325619.jpg)
    16 KB
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:25 No.18474944
    >Iori bumps into someone as she struggles with the large box she was carrying to her room. "Owowow." she says as she lands on her tush. #msq
    >"Owowow" the blonde she bumped into mirrored. "Will you now apologize?!" they both say at the same time. "What! you bumped into me" both say
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:28 No.18474955
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:30 No.18474961
    I can hear the seams of the universe straining. I wonder what else we can think of to make it pop.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:35 No.18474975
    "Wait, Rood... Are you telling me He managed to steal away P's girl?" Rance asks the Warforged being.
    "AYUP. THE TWINS TOO." he answers.
    "Wait.. WAIT! WAIT! That makes it like what. 2 pairs of twins?" Max asks
    "2 genetic twins. The Director and her copy. 3 clones. A pair that you would think were colorswaps of each other, and his own alternate universe evil female version."
    "Gentlemen. I'd say it's about time you threw in the towel."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:41 No.18474999
    That's just our matched sets. Also, our DEVICE has twins. Just to rub it in.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:02 No.18475131
    >New thread at 0700 4chan time.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:03 No.18475143
    NEW THREAD HERE >>18475128 #msq

    [Return] [Top]
    Delete Post [File Only]
    Style [Yotsuba | Yotsuba B | Futaba | Burichan]