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    212 KB Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:05 No.18408812  

    Consider: A setting where Orcs are living on a 21st century level (pic more or less related). One of their favorite staples in fiction is the Homo Sapien.

    How would they think of us? How would they write us?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:07 No.18408840
    Basically, the way we think of elves. Weeaboos wish they were graceful and sophisticated like us, Orc /tg/ hates us.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:12 No.18408905


    Have you seen this shit? This nigger right here got his tusks removed and his lower jaw reset so he could cosmetically look like a human! I can't even imagine how fucked up his speech must be now.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:14 No.18408924

    ... that's no male ork, son.

    You gonna murdered with a pair of glasses.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:19 No.18408970
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    herp derp forgot pic.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:22 No.18409001
    Isn't that a modded rico from Just Cause?

    I guess he can fit on a orc description
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:24 No.18409023
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    Human Racial Traits
    +2 Dexterity, +2 Intelligence, +2 Charisma -2 Strength: Humans are graceful, charming, and keen of mind, but physically weak.

    Medium: Humans are Medium creatures and have no bonuses or penalties due to their size.

    Normal Speed: Humans have a base speed of 30 feet.

    Day Vision: Human vision range is halved by dim light. They cannot see in lightless conditions. However, they gain a +2 racial bonus to Perception checks to see in daylight.

    Favor of Destiny: Humans receive a +1 racial bonus on all saving throws.

    Weapon Familiarity: Humans are proficient with longswords, shortspears, and longspears, and treat any weapon with the word “humanish” in its name as a martial weapon.

    Languages: Humans begin play speaking Common and Humanish. Humans with high Intelligence scores can choose from the following: Celestial, Draconic, Elven, Gnoll, Gnome, Goblin, Orc, and Sylvan.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:26 No.18409046
    Two Plus Cha? Me think not. Humans have ugly pulled back skin which looks like it stretched across flesh! Which isn't even muscle!
    So weird.
    Fetishes keep out. Thanks Kay.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:28 No.18409075
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    ITT pathetic humanfags

    is there anything worse than a self-hating orc?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:28 No.18409079
    Dude, charisma isn't physical beauty, it's social force. And going back in all the stories, humans have always been really charming and conniving, even scary when they want to be, even though they are kind of small.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:29 No.18409087
    Why do we have goblins again?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:30 No.18409103
    They are kind of like...mini people, I guess. Except then we have hobgoblins and bugbears.

    I think they are like evolutionary throwbacks.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:30 No.18409104
    goblins are to orcs what dwarves are to humans
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:31 No.18409117
    What halflings are to humans, actually.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)19:31 No.18409120

    Go back to SkinAffinity humanfag.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:19 No.18410967
    The IMPORTANT ones, sure. The bulk of the humans in all the stories are faceless warriors that are inferior except for their more advanced tech.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:21 No.18410990
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    >Orcs are living on a 21st century level
    Holy shit they're all epic leveled?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:14 No.18412767
    More or less, goblins are too weedy to be like dwarves, and too book dumb to be like Gnomes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:08 No.18413233
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    I'm gonna post humans till yer like it!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:10 No.18413251
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    Best part is how lithe dey look. Not an axe or a club in sight.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:10 No.18413261
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    Even dere guns is agile-lookin'!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:11 No.18413274
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:14 No.18413305
    I've been reading about humans since I was knee high. Such stupid fictional creatures. They'll go to war, but they make grand machines that create giant fiery explosions. They'll bankrupt their entire civilization and put all their money into machines and devices that they think they can use to kill better and end conflicts faster.

    The human folley is that they never realize that a single guy with a rock in one hand and a stick in the other can just go out, find the other guy, and beat him to death. None of their silly politicking.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:16 No.18413326
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    Ya git, you ain't remembered shit about humans. Dey make all the boom-tech ta keep from gettin' hit with sticks an' rocks.

    Humans is SMART.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:18 No.18413349
    They so smart that they get dumb all over again! They can never agree when to use all that boom-tech so they end up just sitting on it!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:21 No.18413367
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    Must be a writer's convention. I mean, we ain't as smart as humans, so how can we say what humans'd do?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:23 No.18413388
    Humans are like babies. Can make cool stuff, but knocks it all down.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:24 No.18413395
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    I think the 21st edition lore got out of hand personally.

    I mean, this "internet" thing? Come on.

    It totally breaks any sense of scale the world had when they can just contact each other in seconds and with such ease.
    Fucking casuals.

    We thought it was bad when the Auto-mobile came along, and THEN they added those bloody "planes".

    I mean, 20th edition had that World War 1&2 thing that was kinda cool, but it just went to shit right after that.

    The economic system is bullshit as well! I mean, it's just unrealistic.
    No one would give all there money and trust it to these "bank" things.
    They keep screwing everyone over and yet they STILL don't just kill them all!?
    Fucking shitty writers.

    Me and my group are just gonna play good ol' fashioned ALPHA.
    Those Roman guys were pretty interesting!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.18413443
    How come some people can have fetish on humans? I mean, they skin is fucking yellowish pink or something. Some artists even make them in other colors, like brown or red, or even yellow. But I never saw anyone making a green human. Not even musk green, how can someone feel horny about something in such a bizarre color?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.18413447
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    >The Cold War

    Most boring piece of shit I've ever experienced. Nothing fucking happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:30 No.18413451
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    >plays Alpha
    >uses Grolious Olient image

    Ya ain't even tryin'.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:30 No.18413453
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    Fucking Human Mary Sue's man.

    Just cause they live to 90 years old and they're all graceful and shit.

    In MY setting, it's ORCS ONLY.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.18413472
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    Some of us like dat, ya git.

    Don'cha ever get tired o' green skin an' tusks?

    Ev'ry so often I just get me a hankerin' fer summat else.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:32 No.18413477
    They turn green when they get sick.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:33 No.18413491
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    >Mary Sue

    Ya keep usin' that word. I don't fink it means what you fink it means.

    Also, if dey's so Mary Sue, why's you usin' one as a pic?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:33 No.18413494
    we ork are very useful in today society
    we are the blue collar.
    we are stronger then punny humans
    we can eat things they don't eat.
    and if we work well sometimes we are able to see the daylight
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:34 No.18413501
    But dat tension, man!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:35 No.18413506
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    On da otha hand, dere's some interestin' Elseworlds I've read where dey DID set off Nukes.

    How come humans gets prettier in a gas mask anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:35 No.18413507

    Where do they get this ideas of skin color anyway? I mean. Green and grey worked for extra camouflage in the mountains and forests when we haven't developed iron weapons yet. And it helped our ancestors to be stealthy and all. Different sunlight exposure and vegetation can explain lighter and darker tones of green and grey. But how come some humans are BLACK AS PITCH and some are PINK AS FUCK. Really.

    In my setting, humans are green. Because it's more realistic.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:37 No.18413520
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    You hit the nail on the head.

    They set up this MASSIVE scale war, and hype up these new "Nuclear" bomb weapons as some kind of world ending level 10 spell....


    Writers just wrote themselves into a corner, they didn't want to restart the whole world.
    Utter bullshit. They kept us pumped for AGES and then let us down.

    And since then? Bloody nothing, but some scuffles in some deserts and civil riots.
    Woo hoo.

    It's like they don't know where they're going anymore.


    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:38 No.18413525
    Fuck those grey guys. If it weren't for us green, they would be still in the mountains throwing rocks to kill birds! Greenies invented the axe, and greenies discover how to ride horses. We are superior. No matter what those political correct people say.

    Green master race!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:40 No.18413537
    I think the pink is a sort of warning sign. To trick bigger animals into thinking they're poisonous or something.
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.18413555
    I like how Waraxe 20k see humans:
    They are just some weirdo skinny people with puny guns that lived controlled by some tyrannical emperor. And they come in huge swarms consuming planets and shit, and building lots of tall buildings with details, so they can breed on them and make more soldiers.

    I wish they would expand the lore on the human empire. It seems nice, but there is almost nothing about it. A guy suggested that they were making a new codex that would include superhumans soldiers, almost as strong as orcs individually, as a change on the battlefield. But that would be unbalanced, since they already got those impossible advanced tech. (laser cannon? whats next? magic rockets?)
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:46 No.18413589
    Yes, another Crapaxe 20k thread. way to got, dickhead
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:48 No.18413598
    Fluff wise, do humans have tiny cocks to fit their slender frames? because i heard women females were tight as hell
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:48 No.18413600
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    My party found dis human girl in my games auction, she was being a slave. What do?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:49 No.18413606
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    Oh here we go...

    >Human slavegirl, wat do?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:52 No.18413631
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    I used to play WarAxe 20k....but those prices man...

    Games Chopshop are a bunch of greedy Olive skinned bastards.

    How many Teeth do you need just for a bloody Human tank!?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:56 No.18413658
    That's why i stopped with Waraxe 20k too...Fuck, spending all my lootz in my Ork Army. This and fighting against grey kids with their Imperial Guard...Seriously, fluff wise, the humans are a joke. But IG is just not taking the game seriously enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.18413664
    Go full adventurez of Noh on zem.
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    Fucking neck beard Orcchildren, you're all the same!

    I'd look after her and give her a nice job at the Drake Butchery shop....

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:04 No.18413721
    because beautiful girls in chains who obediently do what they're told and work in your butchery are a FANTASY. I hear people E larp stuff like that sometimes though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:05 No.18413727
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    Pic related, my rokkin' humie hackbaker.

    I loved that update, humies with their crazy computaters. We actually played a campaign through to the end, and you'll never guess what our GM did, the mucking awesome bastard; We negotiated a world peace, and brought all the humies together under one central government, and then the GM trotted out his homebrew space rules!

    Best game ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:06 No.18413737
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    >Walk into GameStomp
    >Cute deep green skinned orc girl on the till
    >Her fangs are huge and polished
    >I take a copy of HumanQuest up to desk
    >Boar intestines are falling out of my pockets
    >She chuckles under he breath
    >Begin crying
    >Run out the store, never go back

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.18413777

    Yeah I mean seriously, you expect us to believe those squishy little things can shoot glorified flashlights at us and win? And their main tank is a fucking tracktor for Gork's sake! A. FUCKING. TRACTOR.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:13 No.18413801
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    Postin in an epic thread
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:13 No.18413805
    >not buying at Games Chopshop

    haha gamestomp sucks
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:16 No.18413824
    Most overpowered human ever. How come in "Isengard Chronicles", it take Lurtz five huge arrows to kill this guy? AND HE [/spoilersdontworkon/tg/] DIES [/spoilers] afterwards! To another human. I never got that. It's almost as that part where Krumbz and Krunk are counting how many humans they kill during the battle of helms deep.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:18 No.18413841
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    >Paying for games and not looting villages for them

    Go back to clubbit gobfags.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:20 No.18413857
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    The author just has a HUGE hard on for Humans.

    Putting his damn fetishes into the story.

    Typical for a liberal hummie-lover faggot.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:23 No.18413883
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    Did you hear?

    They're trying to push a law through that's going to stop Looting!

    They'll be taking our Axes next!

    One by one we lose our Orc Rights.....
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:23 No.18413885
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    My friend made some Humans for his game and he made dem da biggest Marog Sues. Armour weapons and magic is all better den ours.
    Day are called a neutral race dat everyone trades wit and we're da evil ones, an day don't rape female orcs when dey kill der husbands, dey sound queer or what?
    >Dis is what my party does to any humans we find, we'll show da GM what we tink of his goody neutral shoes humans
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:23 No.18413888
    Isengard Chronicles is bad. You should try reading "A song of Broken Skulls". Each book is HUGE (like, 100 pages), and there is motherfucking seven of them, but the characters are more realistic (they don't do stupid romance shit and majiks) and more waaaagh. And it's only orks, althouhg it's fantasy
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:29 No.18413938
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    This is some pretty incredible sci-fi/fantasy mashup, you guys seen it yet? Mucking sweet!

    "Two Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China Sea Island. Part of their inheritance are magically-induced martial arts prowess. Using their new powers they act to overthrow the island's current dictator, a despotic madman."

    Best humie movie I ever seen. Even better than the Rokky movies. I WAAAAAAAAAGHED when Rokky won over the Hobgobbos in Rokky IV!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:34 No.18413980
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    gobbo please, that vidyo-googag snerked so bad i had to kill the grot in frunna me
    >> The Bearded Poet 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.18414029
    Allow me to summarize the notes my D&D character took on the goblinoid races, to help resolve this argument:

    Goblins: Shitty gnomes.
    Hobgoblins: Shitty (and tall) dwarves.
    Bugbears: Shitty goliaths.

    Make sense now?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:43 No.18414048
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    Dis is now a Looted Gits/Trukks Thread
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:50 No.18417805
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    I 'ear dat!

    Get a lowd a'dis.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:52 No.18417827
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    I don't get dis fing, though. If ya're gonna loot summat, why not loot summat good, like a Gnu or Utah?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)13:57 No.18417864
    Human racial traits would just be the complete inverse of current Orc traits.
    Seriously, where does that whole "favor of destiny" thing come from?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)14:00 No.18417892
    Humans are some of the squishiest guys around, yet they're all over the mucking place. There has to be SOMEONE upstairs looking out for 'em.
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    How many spiders could you fit into a dark human's vagina? I'm trying to figure out how many they could spew from their nethers.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)15:45 No.18418771
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    Best human character or bestest human character?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)15:48 No.18418794
    Dat ain't Genghis Khan, ya git.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:08 No.18418936
    Both ya gits keep misspelling Patton!

    "Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle...Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American.

    ...There are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily. All because one man went to sleep on the job. But they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did.

    ...My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to dig one either. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:10 No.18418947
    "...I don't want to get any messages saying, 'I am holding my position.' We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose....

    ...From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more Germans we will kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:10 No.18418951
    'E was so 'ard they named four tanks an' a ship after 'im!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:14 No.18418985
    Got stompd like a lil' grot tho. Kar accident, dose humies always dieing like gits to stupid reasons. Ghazkull never eva would die froma battlewagon crash. Da battlewagon would die, but Ghazkull wouldn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:39 No.18419317
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    all this thread gives me erection
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:44 No.18419396
    I don't really any of these characters, mostly because their just humans with Orc strategies and orcish ways of thinking. Khan was just a warboss who used the classic orky strategy of beating up all the smaller clans to form one big Waaagh!, Vlad just uses the basic Orc strategy of terror warfare (the only reason humiefags think it was unique is because it was done by a human villain instead of an orc hero) and Patton was just your basic orc general.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:46 No.18419413
    Drakula was cool until the writers brought him back and said he was a vampire. Serious, what was the hell was that retarded crap?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:46 No.18419421
    >I don't really LIKE any
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)16:51 No.18419480
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    So what's everyone's favourite human race? Mine are sand humans.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:37 No.18420453
    Humans are pretty small, like >>18413598 implies. So probably only a fistful of them.

    Still, I can't believe what they write about weird-ass spider deities like Anansi that dark humans worship. I mean what the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:40 No.18420476
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    I like Ice humans they where properly choppy and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:47 No.18420557
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    So i've been playing Avenue Brawlers, and i'm the only one who is kinda annoyed there is one Orc related fighter on it?
    Blanka is cool and all,and what he lacks on dakka he has in shocka, but the game is populated with fuckin' humies.
    What's the problem with those developers
    >Even the Orc is half human
    >What the fuck Corkcom
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:49 No.18420574
    But dat's why they stand out! Everyone knows humies are supposed to be weak and cowardly, not running around like a bunch of us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:51 No.18420609
    Archive and such!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:52 No.18420615
    They're just trying to boost their sales with humanfags by inserting a bunch of sexy, fightin' humans in their game.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:53 No.18420620
    >mini people
    >Goblinoids in D&D aren't related to Orcs
    >Bugbears are bigger than Orcs and Hobgoblins have varied from slightly smaller to on a par
    I am such a nerd.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:55 No.18420646
    I know, right? The whole series was just a fucking cocktease. Even in the violent modules you had to be all quiet and stealthy and shit. The whole fucking thing, every single release, they're building up to these huge fucking BOOM things they've got, that they're gonna let off, any minute now. I was so hyped, even when the books got more boring I kept getting them. I couldn't wait for the payoff, for those things to be launched. BOOM!

    Then it all collapses due to fucking economics and politics. Who the shit thought that was interesting? I want to beat them with a rock.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:56 No.18420657
    You and me friend.
    At least in Tekken most of the fighters are orks, but they have to come with that bullshit of "humie gene" that makes the fighters overpowered.
    Fuck that
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:57 No.18420664
    Wouldn't Orc be the common language if this was written by Orcs? Why would there be an option for Orc when they already have common?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)18:58 No.18420675
    J. Orc Orc Tolkien was a noted humie-lover.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:01 No.18420706
    Nah, fink about it! What's a vamp-pire got? Fangs, rite? Like tusks. An' a different color ov skin. 'Course it's white, not green, but Drakula's a novel about an orc in human society! Stronger, more kunnin, more brutal, got tusks and he's da boss. Da author couldn't make it too obvious, dat's all.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)19:25 No.18420970
    That ain't caligula.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:56 No.18424985
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    An' da zogga gets shanked at da end.

    Gotta wonder what's up wif deez boys, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:46 No.18426216
    Darn humans can't even give him a fignified feath and chop his head off...

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