!!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)23:26 No.18388029|
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So you get the fuck out of there. After sprinting down several halls and tripping an MP, you manage to escape into the quieter wings of the castle.
"That... was... fucking... amazing," Chuck says between gasps.
"Not quite as pyrotechnically amusing as throwing a handful of .50 caliber shells into an iron stove, but yeah, we're getting there," you reply after you recover.
"We find my sister," you tell him, "before she finds Miafuji or Luuchini."
"What's the rush? Aren't those two pretty tame by local standards?"
"Usually," you say. "But they seem to have..."
"... caught the bounce bug," Chuck finishes. "Like Minna. What the fuck is up with that, anyway?"
"Dunno," you reply. "She stole my pants, then my glasses, then she went around bouncing people."
Chuck raises an eyebrow. "What? Even you?"
"Even me. She popped out of my own closet and nailed me in the head with a salami."
"AND I WILL AGAIN!" Minna screams, and your pants are ripped off your waist.
Thinking swiftly, you kick your shoes off and hop out of your pants before they can entangle your ankles. Spinning swiftly, you bring your hands above your head and intercept Minna's new weapon - a bratwurst, this time - with your palms.
"BAD MOVE! YOU RUSE!" you snarl, and twist your hands to wrench the bratwurst out of her hands. Minna's got your aviators on still, but the primal BounceRage in her eyes is clear through the shades.
>GO TO GROUND?
>THE EXQUISITE ART OF THE NEON BAND?