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    32 KB STRIKE WITCHES: BOUNCING THE SHARK planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)19:12 No.18384238  
    You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and in the magical land of trouserless teenage rapists, your sister has arrived.

    This changes absolutely everything, but you're not quite sure how.

    "So what *did* they say?"

    "Just that they were your crewmembers and they didn't have little sisters to send stuff too, so they decided to send stuff to me!" Robin grins brilliantly, clearly basking in her status as recipient of tithes and tribute.

    "True enough," you think. "Sean's got like twenty brothers or something. Ian... I think he's an only child."

    Robin frowns at you. "So why are you so angry at them? They just wish they had a little sister like me."

    "Clearly they don't know you."

    Robin stomps on your foot, hard.

    "OW, FHOOO," you curse, hopping down the beach on one foot. "What the fuck!?"

    "BAD LANGUAGE!" Robin exclaims, and tries to stomp your good foot, but you hop towards her and end up falling on her bodily.

    "GEDDOFF FHUGGIT," she roars into your chest.

    "Sorry, my foot hurts to much to stand!" you rumble back.

    Just then, somebody kicks you in the shoulder. Hard. You're flipped into the sand, your entire shoulder going numb. Above you is Waltrude, she of the trousers and the glasses. She's STILL wearing trousers, though she's switched her flight jacket for a bikini top.

    With horror, you watch Waltrude's greedy eyes devour your sister's lithe form up and down.

    "Need assistance, Miss?" Waltrude asks, putting some extra dash into her tone.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:14 No.18384260
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)19:14 No.18384264
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    Waltrude's an arrogant bitch, sure. But hey, she wears trousers, and she's got some class.

    >Save her?
    >Look down and say "NO?"
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:17 No.18384294
    At least neither of them will get pregnant this way.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:18 No.18384318
    I'm trying to think of a better response and coming up blank. So this.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/19/12(Mon)19:19 No.18384342
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:20 No.18384346
    The world doesn't need witches that much Cupcakeski.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:21 No.18384356
    [x] defend sister from raep.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:21 No.18384364
    Shoryuken the rapist.

    then brew up some tea, because bitches love tea.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:22 No.18384378
    This isn't Mahou Shounen Quest.
    That'll probably be on soon, though.
    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/19/12(Mon)19:23 No.18384384
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:23 No.18384387
    Tomorrow at the earliest, depending on flight times possibly the day after.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:23 No.18384392
    She might be cool, but we aren't quite at the 'You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.' level yet.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/19/12(Mon)19:23 No.18384393
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    I thought i had 18 more minutes....
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:24 No.18384396
    Tough call. On one hand, who in their right mind would let KRUPINSKI near their little sister? OTOH, showing we care that much gives her leverage.

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:24 No.18384405
    Prepare to save Kruppi from Robin.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:24 No.18384406
    Let it happen. This is karma.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:25 No.18384411
    ...yeah. Who is at danger here?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:26 No.18384420
    >Look down and say "NO?"

    She's a little sister. She can deal with it.

    Afterwards, inform Waltrude that this is your sister from the States, sent here to (hopefully) infect the aliens with the terrible case of syphilis she's got.
    >> Major Airlift 03/19/12(Mon)19:26 No.18384428
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    Tell Cupcakeski to keep her hands off Robin!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:27 No.18384431

    (especially since she DOES have a siscon fetish)
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:27 No.18384436
    >>Look down and say "NO?"
    You have no idea what you're getting into, Cupcakeski. But we're not going to save you.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:28 No.18384446
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:30 No.18384464
    Wrong Trude.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:30 No.18384465
    We'll get to you in a minute.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/19/12(Mon)19:30 No.18384475
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    all of my yesssssss, maybe we can some how turn the tables around and have to save HER from our sister
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:30 No.18384477
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    we have been getting kicked agound ALL DAY. gdi. we need to get our head back in the game.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:31 No.18384488
    Wait who are we trying to save here? seems like our sis can handle herself. Troll both.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:31 No.18384494
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    >Inb4 Kathy
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:31 No.18384495
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:32 No.18384498
    Keep Waltrude away from Robin.

    Can you IMAGINE the kind of sensitive intel about us that Waltrude could get out of Robin? Or, considering that Waltrude is a PILOT, the kind of unholy bouncing duo the two of them would become, and we'd be the prime targets?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/19/12(Mon)19:32 No.18384508
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    No, bad minna
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:32 No.18384509
    She's a big girl. She cab handle this.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)19:32 No.18384512
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    Waltrude is cool and all, but lil Miss Kruppi is just too fresh for her own good. She must be humbled as you've been humbled. She must face Consequences, or she'll never learn - and who are you to stand in the way of Karma?

    Robin slowly stands up, straightening out that flirty little skirt of hers and straightening the skimpy halter top she's wearing. You stare at her in a most awkward fashion - your little sister grew up a bit while you were away from home. A small part of your brain says "she's hot" while the rest of it screams and tries to punch itself to death.

    Waltrude dips a shoulder expertly, jiggling her goods in a most intriguing way. "Well, it was ungentlemanly of him to fall on you like that, but I can't say I blame him..." she gives Robin a sultry smile that's probably peeled off more boxers, panties and every permutation thereof then the entire crew of the Saratoga combined.

    Robin looks down at her toes, smiles shyly, and decks Waltrude right in her fucking chops.

    The Witch's head snaps back with the blow, and she's still wearing a truly hilarious look of shock when Robin bends at the waist and lunges with both legs, taking Waltrude down to the beach. She goes for an arm-lock, trying to bury her knees in the Witch's kidneys as she does so.

    "NOBODY. TOUCHES. MY. BROTHER!" Robin screams.

    "CALL HER OFF! CALL HER OFF!" Waltrude screams in horror.

    You look down at Waltrude, your face a grim mask.

    ".... no."
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:34 No.18384523
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:35 No.18384538
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    >".... no."

    Damn we're cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:35 No.18384547
    Love you too little sis.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:35 No.18384550

    Wait, does this mean that the Cupcake has a little brother that is awesome?
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    Go get her, girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:36 No.18384562
    And the witches will look up from their panties and their aliums and cry out "save us!"

    And I'll look down, and whisper "No."
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    My fap angels are moving on their own~
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:37 No.18384567
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    Robin really IS our little sister.

    "These are all the fucks I give, Cupcakeski. All of them. Can you see them?"
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    We are the best siblings ever.
    >> Major Airlift 03/19/12(Mon)19:37 No.18384573
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    Oh my...

    I believe Robin can defend herself. We should recruit her to defend us...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:37 No.18384574
    As much fun as this is to watch, we should retreat to a minimum safe distance before we get caught in the crossfire.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:39 No.18384593
    As much fun as this is to watch, we should retreat to a minimum safe distance before we're caught in the crossfire.
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    >letting our sister beat up people who pick on us

    well... i guess its ok.
    >> Starshadow 03/19/12(Mon)19:41 No.18384630
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    >A small part of your brain says "she's hot" while the rest of it screams and tries to punch itself to death.

    Hey drawfag add this to the list!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:42 No.18384653
    > [ X ] Sultry Cupcakeski putting the moves

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:43 No.18384658
    IRC fapfest @rizon,net #SWQ
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:43 No.18384666
    Man, you think this is bad, wait until we get to comparing little sisters with Trude. It will be like we are talking up our planes, but they too can cut into the conversation.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/19/12(Mon)19:44 No.18384673
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:44 No.18384674
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)19:44 No.18384675
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    YEAH! Suck it Cupcakinski!
    >> Writefag 03/19/12(Mon)19:47 No.18384731
    Right. Well I can honestly say I had my doubts. This was our little sister we were talking about, on a base full of airmen and isolated, bi-curious or outright lesbian superwomen. There was no telling how we'd protect her honor in such a setting.

    I can say now, though, with absolute conviction that Robin can definitely take care of herself, probably more-so than some of our aircrew. (I'm looking at you, Ian.)
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:48 No.18384745
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    We still need to bury Ian and Perrine up to their necks next to each other.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:49 No.18384750

    You mean in the same hole?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:49 No.18384762
    Patience anon, there is a bouncing in progress
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)19:49 No.18384768
    That would end with Ian being raped.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:51 No.18384785
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    Have you forgotten that he is just as complicit as Sean?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:51 No.18384787
    I though 4chan lost my post, so I made it again. Turns out it didn't. Aw well.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:51 No.18384788
    Oh no, that'd take effort and cooperation, in addition to incapacitating both of them.

    No, you know what we should do? Caldwell said that the Richelieu made port. So we should tell Perrine that Ian was directly involved with saving the pride of the Tricolour afloat.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/19/12(Mon)19:52 No.18384798
    Goal is fuckery, not raep. Different holes, close to each other
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:52 No.18384806

    nah thats to heavy handed.sure Ian'd get pissed but he'd just rage out and that be the end of it. leave em alone. let some love bloom. then 30 years from now ian rolls over and perrine is still there.

    and THATS maximum trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:52 No.18384811
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:53 No.18384816
    Oh my god yes.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)19:53 No.18384820
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    As the cries of Waltrude and Robin's earnest conversation roars behind you, you continue trotting back towards the "swimming area" the rest of the Witches were at - and your crew. You cradle the Ithaca 37 in the crook of your arm, just in case you see any Marines. Well, except Kathy. She's cool.

    As you near the spot, you hear the whoops and howls of young women diving off the rocky cliff and into the deep, cold tide-pool below. Acting on a sudden thought, you take the path up the back of the little bluff with some idle idea of beanbag-sniping from the high ground.

    "Last warning, froggie. Back off, or I'll beat you to death with your own arms."

    You freeze, spooked to your core despite yourself. That's definitely Ian using the Voice - right down to the wonderfully understated threat.

    "You wouldn't hurt me," you hear Perrine say softly.

    "Don't be so sure," Ian says, but the edge has gone out of the Voice. Ian's in trouble now, you know - he's got a stubborn gentlemanly streak, and he'd never pound in the face of a fifteen-year old girl with a crush.

    Even a psycho creepy stalker with a few screws loose.

    On the other hand, Ian's cool-cucumber act has occasionally struck you as a little unhealthy. He's cool, all right, but he keeps everyone at emotional arms distance because of it, which is dangerous, unhealthy, unbalanced and will inevitably have negative consequences. You shake your head disapprovingly. It'd be good for him to have a girlfriend, for a change - or just a girl.

    The fact that you're still pissed off about the Fairbain-Skyes dagger he gave your sister is completely besides the point, of course.

    >Yeah, he needs some Perrine. Enough bullshit, let her work.
    >Bro's before hos. DYNAMIC ENTRY
    >This just ain't the way to let it happen. Intervene.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)19:53 No.18384825
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    ITS PERRINE. I'd be cool with it if it was anyone but Perrine he was buried with and was going to be raped by. Because nobody likes Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:53 No.18384829
    Also, we still need to bounce Minna. It's long overdue.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:55 No.18384858
    Leave him to Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:55 No.18384861
    >>Yeah, he needs some Perrine. Enough bullshit, let her work.

    Now's to the right time to intervene. Wait for a better opportunity.
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    >This just ain't the way to let it happen. Intervene.

    Help a bro out.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:55 No.18384864

    >This just ain't the way to let it happen. Intervene.

    a bro in need is a bro indeed.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:56 No.18384873
    >Yeah, he needs some Perrine. Enough bullshit, let her work.
    And I will consider all debts paid in full after this.
    From the both of them.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)19:56 No.18384877
    Even though it's Perrine, we need revenge. We are going to side with Perrine on this one. Even though we hate her.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:56 No.18384883
    Let Perrine do her thang. There's no way direct intervention on our part wouldn't backfire and those two need to get laid goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:56 No.18384889
    "Hey Ian, I Hear the Richelieu made port. Looks like we saved the pride of the Tricolour. Oh, hi Perrine.
    >> Writefag 03/19/12(Mon)19:56 No.18384893

    >>Let it happen.

    Sunnuvabitch has it coming. Sending our little sister sharp pointy objects...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:57 No.18384904
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/19/12(Mon)19:57 No.18384905
    I'm torn between
    >Let her work
    >Not like this
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:57 No.18384907
    [x] Just. Troll. EVERYONE.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:57 No.18384911
    Ian dont deserve to go down like that.

    we can like, put fire crackers in his cigarettes or something if we gotta bounce him.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)19:57 No.18384916


    >bythlan witch
    No, French/
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:57 No.18384917
    Bounce/talk to about Kurt.

    Now that's long overdue.
    >> Starshadow 03/19/12(Mon)19:57 No.18384918
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    >Bro's before hos. DYNAMIC ENTRY
    Its been FAR too long since we bounced a witch.

    Note that we can do this without actually helping Ian.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:58 No.18384920
    Intervene, act as "mediator." Troll both parties softly, as necessary. Because I'm curious what she was apologizing for.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:58 No.18384921
    >>Yeah, he needs some Perrine. Enough bullshit, let her work.

    they'll both mellow each other out, which is good. Also we owe Ian some trolling.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/19/12(Mon)19:58 No.18384922
    >Helping traitorous scum
    etc etc
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:58 No.18384929
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:58 No.18384930

    oh yes. omidirectional.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:58 No.18384935
    >This just ain't the way to let it happen. Intervene.
    It's just no good, unless we feed Ian to her.
    >> Starshadow 03/19/12(Mon)19:59 No.18384945
    >We still need to bury Ian and Perrine up to their necks next to each other.
    >That would end with Ian being raped.

    Not if we bury them back to back!

    I haven't seen/heard that name since Maid Quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)19:59 No.18384955
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    I change my answer to this. WE TROLLIN ERRYONE!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:00 No.18384958
    Completely besides the point, he's gonna burn with that froggie. We'll save him if he begs us to.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:01 No.18384981
    DO EET! Perrine is going to jump Ian's bones in a second.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:01 No.18384991
    Intervene. Why IS he so grumpy?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:02 No.18384996
    He's Ian?
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    this post stimulates my ovaries.

    cockblocks perrine. gets ian in even deeper shit long term. NO ONE WALKS AWAY.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:02 No.18385007
    I don't get it.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:03 No.18385014
    inb4 ian is secretly gay and thats why we never see him with a girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:03 No.18385024
    TROLL BOTH OF THEM. WITH >>18384893

    >Francais enteedow

    Oh captcha...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:03 No.18385029
    Like Ian doesn't want a piece of that French tart. He had no reason to go down to the beach with us.

    He's just too wrapped up in his Cool McBadass persona to even admit he has a thing for her. And yeah, maybe there's some horror at being attracted to the Hound of Gaul but whatever.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:04 No.18385034
    she is hella french

    ian helped save france's fancy boat

    she gonna love him tenderly
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:04 No.18385036
    Perrine is very patriotic and we just directly rescued a French ship.
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    Let her work.

    Also: mfw SWQ
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:05 No.18385063

    I like this one. Twist Ian's screws a bit more,get in Perrine's way, plus we're there juuust in case we DO need to bounce the crazy. Then we need to go find Minna-unless I miss my guess, I don't think we ever got our pants back from her.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:06 No.18385079
    Not just any French boat, but the likely flagship of the fleet, and certainly one of the biggest points of French National Pride left. Battleships were a biiiigggg deal back then.
    >> Writefag 03/19/12(Mon)20:08 No.18385100

    Is that the goddamn dance from Pulp Fiction?!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:08 No.18385111
    dunno, I first saw it in another anime
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:10 No.18385130
    We're going to need chains to keep Perrine back from him then. Adamantium chains.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:10 No.18385137
    We do kinda owe Perrine due to the whole us 3 being dead on her birthday deal.
    >> Writefag 03/19/12(Mon)20:10 No.18385141

    I think it is... A bit condensed, but still...

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)20:12 No.18385158
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    "Ian, you're the only gentleman on this island," you hear Perrine croon. "You're collected... cool... noble... I know I'm safe with you..."

    God. Damn it. You just can't walk away and let Ian be molested by a fifteen-year old child. If they're still chummy in a few years, then maybe, but right now it's just... weird.

    That doesn't mean the fucker's forgiven, though.

    "HEY GUYS," you exclaim loudly as you simply walk into the little niche in the rocks where Perrine's cornered your gunner. "Sup, Perrine? Ian?" You look Ian up and down. "So what happened to your underwear?"

    Perrine squeals and turns three shades of red as she hides something behind her back.

    Ian tightens his towel around him a little tighter.

    "Oh, I brought your shottie back," you say, and toss Ian the shotgun. He lunges for it with both hands, his eyes alight with hope as he snatches his savior out of the air -

    - and lets his towel fall to the earth.

    Perrine drops Ian's boxers to cover her mouth with both hands. You didn't know the French could be scandalized to that degree, but hey, fifteen.

    "Oh, I heard the Richelieu made port safe. Sounds like we saved the pride of the Tri-Color fleet. Think they'll give us that shiny Fleur-de-awesome medal of theirs?"

    Perrine makes a few little gasping sounds, and falls to the sand. You tilt your head and examine her. She's fainted dead away.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:12 No.18385160
    >another anime

    That was a terrible pun
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:13 No.18385173
    I think we killed frenchy
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:14 No.18385176
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:14 No.18385178
    >She's fainted dead away.

    Run, dammit! Ian is going to be pissed!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:14 No.18385181
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    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:14 No.18385182
    Nah, but we just got Ian laid.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:14 No.18385187
    ...shit. Did we make sure to empty the shotgun before giving it back to Ian?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:15 No.18385197
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:15 No.18385199
    look at Ian

    put on our BEST SHIT-EATING GRIN

    "You owe me""

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:15 No.18385200
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:15 No.18385202
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:15 No.18385204
    Yes. Yes it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:17 No.18385219

    tme to leg it, i imagine.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:17 No.18385224

    Where's our camera? We need blackmail material!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:18 No.18385235
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:19 No.18385246
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    Do it. DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:19 No.18385248

    In addition I have a cunning plan:
    1. Find Sakamoto
    2. Get the Marine CO on the horm
    3. browbeat them about how their Witch contingent FORGED leave allowance papers for the Marines and make them GTFO
    4. Report Mission Accomplished to Minna.
    5. Reaquire pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:19 No.18385252
    Eilia's got it.
    Which reminds me, we need to get that film of us in compromising positions with Marines.

    You think Ian WON'T shoot us in the ass with bean bags?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:20 No.18385261
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    >Miyafuji walks in on a naked Ian with a shotgun, Pantsless MC and an unconscious Perrine holding a pair of boxers
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)20:20 No.18385263
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    Ian turns cold, empty eyes to you, lowers the muzzle of the 12-gauge at your chest, and pulls the trigger.


    "Whoops," you say, reaching into your shirt pocket and dumping out the remaining five beanbag shells onto the sand.

    "You," Ian says softly, "are one cold son of a bitch.""

    "And YOU," you growl, "tried to butter up my sister for some fun humpytimes."

    Ian blinks. "What?"

    You jab two fingers at your eyes, then thrust one at Ian. "Watching you, faggot."

    Then you spin on your heel and stomp away before Ian can reload.

    Safe at last, you contemplate your next move. You could go find Minna and ask what the fuck is up with Robin being here - something about her story just can't be true - but Minna is... rather out of it right now. Or Trude - wait, she's in a deep slumber of emotional exhaustion. Or... Chuck? Chuck's a cool guy, and he's got a well-endowed sister running around. Perhaps he'd understand.

    Of course, there's also Sakamoto.

    And while you're at it, you really need to discuss this Gnome shit with Sean.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:20 No.18385268
    It'll be worth it.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)20:21 No.18385286
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    >WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:22 No.18385294
    We haven't bro'd out with chuck in forever. I vote this
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:22 No.18385297
    Gnome stuff with Sean.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:22 No.18385299


    [x]absolutely not sakamoto
    >> Writefag 03/19/12(Mon)20:22 No.18385300

    Our Top Priority right now really should be stopping Minna's rampage of bouncing before she hurts herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:22 No.18385302
    >Find Minna

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:23 No.18385309

    Let's go see Minna. Even if she's a bit out of it, she'll have answers. And we need to talk to her about other stuff, too...
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/19/12(Mon)20:23 No.18385313
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    Chuck and Yaegertits, only solution
    >> Major Airlift 03/19/12(Mon)20:23 No.18385316
    Some god damn pants already.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:23 No.18385319
    >Introduce sister to other Americans on base
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:23 No.18385321
    Chuck! We haven't spoken to him in a while and we need to rub our kills in.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:24 No.18385322
    Should probably rescue Cupcakeski about now, and escort our sister around the island introducing her, that way we get to troll them by feeding our sister lies, rather than them trolling us by introducing themselves to our sister under false pretenses.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:24 No.18385324

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:24 No.18385325
    CHUCK. We need to BRAG. And you know, thank him for bombing them Martians.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:24 No.18385329
    the yeagers will know what the fuck.

    and i am pretty sure they have no reasons to kill us. which puts them ahead of everyone else
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:24 No.18385331

    You know what we didn't do?


    Therefore I think we should go challenge her to some insane beach related competitions, just so we can show her just how much Better we are than her.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:24 No.18385333
    Planefag, I love your dialogue.

    One day we're going to walk down that hall and Perrine is going to have Ian trapped in a suit of armor doing... things... to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:24 No.18385334
    Chuck. Hopefully Minna will Section 8 her way out and won't be our problem. Crazy bink.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:24 No.18385335
    Find Minna and try to bring her down gently.
    Robin is here, like it or not, and it would not be good to have our CO acting just like us. Rather, upstaging us, because that's what she's been doing all day.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:24 No.18385337
    >12 gauge

    he he it's a 20
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:25 No.18385350
    goto Minna

    Her rampage must be stopped.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:25 No.18385351
    To reiterate:
    1. Find Sakamoto
    2. Get the Marine CO on the horm
    3. browbeat them about how their Witch contingent FORGED leave allowance papers for the Marines and make them GTFO
    4. Report Mission Accomplished to Minna.
    5. Reaquire pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:25 No.18385360
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    Guys, at some point we need to tag-team troll with our sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:26 No.18385370
    You realize the other witches have a larger pe- kill count?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:26 No.18385373
    We should a least try to prevent that. It's not like us to be that much of a jerk.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:27 No.18385379
    Yeagertits and Yeagerdick.
    Then after than Seanamoto.
    Then deal with the MUHREENZ.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:27 No.18385383
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)20:28 No.18385399

    The Ithaca 37 was made in a variety of gauges.

    Though my 20-gauge Ithaca is perhaps my favorite.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:28 No.18385402
    We need to do something for Zucchini and Miyafuji and some point. Because seriously... Those two... Those two earned it.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:29 No.18385419
    I know, but you called it a 20 in the last thread.

    Also Winchester Model 12 master race reporting in. Got a full set, including a Model 42.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:30 No.18385426

    I am well aware of Witches having lager pe- kill counts, however the fact that she acts like a real Ace, well it demands that we give it some attention, does she even know we've downed two dreads? Chuck does, so he knows we're top dog, but her? Walking around with that pilot swagger, setting things on fire, drawing her gun at the slightest provocation, thats Our Thing.

    She needs to be put in her place.

    Probably in a eating then swimming competition, since its at the beach and all, and we don't have any sharks or water skis.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:30 No.18385430
    We need to team with Robin to become the most bounciest of bouncers.
    >> Starshadow 03/19/12(Mon)20:30 No.18385432
    >You realize the other witches have a larger pe- kill count?
    How many witches have killed a dreadnought? We have two of them painted on our plane. If we measure by tonnage alone we probably shot down more weight in those two kills than all of the witches in Barin combined.

    I look forward to Cupcakeski's face when we show everyone the dreadnought guncam footage.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:31 No.18385440
    20 gauge Remington 870 Wingmaster. I use it for pheasants.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:31 No.18385447
    I don't think there's anyone breathing that doesn't know we downed two flying dreads at this point.

    Kinda a major propaganda deal.
    >> Writefag 03/19/12(Mon)20:31 No.18385450

    Now now, I'm not ready for Strike Witch Quest to jump the shark just yet...
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)20:32 No.18385454



    As long as it ain't a Remington. Historical quality where art thou
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:32 No.18385458
    >show everyone the guncam footage

    There will be such jealousy.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:33 No.18385465
    Rossi single shot 20gauge master race here. You plebes had best check yourselves
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:33 No.18385466
    Lets check to see how Lynne is doing with the nose art.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:33 No.18385471
    Why did I read that as:
    >20 gauge Remington 870 Wingmaster. I use it for peasants.
    What have you done to me, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:33 No.18385477
    oh you
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)20:33 No.18385482
    We're starting to sound like we belong in the navy...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:34 No.18385484
    Same difference
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:34 No.18385491
    Also, Flying Great Lakes Ore Freighter.
    Top that one, Shortbreadski.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:34 No.18385498
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    You'd better not be insulting my Wingmaster bro. You'd better not.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:35 No.18385503

    Well, we are still looking for minna, right?
    So that, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:35 No.18385509
    >we belong in the navy

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:36 No.18385516

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:36 No.18385521
    Minna is stalking around.


    Robin is out there somewhere.

    Gentlemen, we are the one and only Bounce wizard. If there weren't Mehreens and Robin around, we could tolerate someone else muscling in on our territory. But now there's fresh meat, and they have been bounced.

    And we did not sanction it.
    >> Starshadow 03/19/12(Mon)20:37 No.18385527
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    Hey, if ships decide that they are too cool to be shot down by MARINES. Who are we to deny them?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:38 No.18385539
    Minna will be fine, let's check on Yeagertits and Chuck.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:38 No.18385544
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)20:39 No.18385553
    Is thou vexed young knight of the skies?

    Clearly no one likes the marines, even their targets are going out of their way to become someone elses targets.
    What's next? Submarines stalking country lanes?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:39 No.18385554
    She's acting weird. We need make sure she's OK.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:39 No.18385557
    Wasteful bourgeois
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/19/12(Mon)20:39 No.18385558
    go find Chuck and have a deep heartfelt-*snigger* yeah right, get his ass down here and crack open some beers. then have a splash around, enough serious. we earned some fun-time
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)20:40 No.18385566
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    You decide that Chuck and Shirley would have the best take on this, of all the lunatics on base. Returning to Castle Barin, you slip through side hallways down to the engineer's quarters, and retrieve another pair of pants from your barracks bag. They're a little rumpled, but fuck it. Buckling on a spare belt, you undo a few buttons on your shirt. Warmer weather has finally come to England.

    As you head for the hangar, you hear the thunder of hooves coming down the hallway and throw yourself to one side. Through the hallway comes HellCow, hissing with wicked glee as about ten men in white labcoats wielding clipboards go chasing after it. The thunder of the bizarre train vanishes around a corner.

    "Okay, then," you mutter, and proceed to the hangar. The cavernous space is actually pretty quiet now. You glance at your FLIGHT CHRONOMETER and see it's almost one-thirty, so the engineers are probably breaking for a late lunch. The whole base has been going gangbusters, but once Witches are out of magic, they're out. A fighter or bomber can be refueled, serviced and turned around a lot quicker, or as long as you dare push the same set of plugs, oil and associated fluids. The rest of England might be fighting a mad battle against entrenched Martian ground forces, but Barin is quiet enough for beach parties.

    War is fucking insane.

    You spot Shirley by her Striker Stand in the back of the hangar, kneeling by her motorcycle. She seems to be working out the dings it acquired during the Raid a few nights ago.

    "Hey, Shirley!" you call out.

    She turns around, a wrench in her hand, holding a hamburger in her mouth.

    What in the actual fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:41 No.18385570
    Speak with the Yeagers, then go have a serious discussion with Sean.

    He needs to know what's up. Especially since Minna has already figured him out.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:41 No.18385574
    Fithy commie.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:41 No.18385577
    She just needs to get the stupid out of her system. She'll wake up tomorrow with a handful of stolen underwear, a bottle of moonshine and one hell of a hangover.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)20:41 No.18385581
    She tried to steal our sandwich, time to return the favour.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)20:42 No.18385586
    What's odd about her snagging lunch as she works? Girl's gotta keep busy.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:42 No.18385589
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:42 No.18385591
    Well at least she's not running around with a slice of toast in her mouth.

    Who would do that anyways?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:43 No.18385599
    As I always say: Turnabout is fairplay.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:43 No.18385603

    I hope she brought enough for everyone, namely us.
    >> Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/19/12(Mon)20:43 No.18385605
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:43 No.18385607
    I always heard that as "Turnabout is Foreplay". Huh. That explains an awful lot.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:44 No.18385613
    No, that's what would happen to us.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)20:44 No.18385615
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    >Remington shotguns
    >yeah can't touch that

    I admit, I'm still buttfrustrated over their rifles, etc. I wanted to like their new 1911. I did. But Remington shotties are like Ruger revolvers; no matter what they do, they just can't fuck those up.


    well shit you're in the hangar anyhow
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)20:44 No.18385617
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:44 No.18385620
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    Capitalist pig!
    But I kid. I plan on acquiring a decent pump gun in the near future. Probably an 870 as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:44 No.18385623
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    Nice buns, Shirley~
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:45 No.18385626
    I don't use that too often, but it is also viable.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:45 No.18385627
    Mithra get a pass because Feline Agility.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:45 No.18385632
    Our sandwich now!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:45 No.18385637
    >they just can't fuck those up

    Well except for the entire Express line, but yeah Wingmasters are nice.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:45 No.18385639
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    nice buns
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:46 No.18385644
    Question: Is that a real American burger?
    Or just some SPEM between two slices of bread?
    Because if it's the latter, carry on.
    But if it's the former we are stealing that shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:46 No.18385645
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:46 No.18385646
    Somebody needs to shoop a dick into this. It's perfect.

    I dunno how to edit .gifs
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:47 No.18385664
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    Nice buns
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:47 No.18385666
    Ok, what the fuck is that from?

    I'd swear those are the two knights from the first Fire Emblem on the GBA, but that's a far more awesome take on them then the game ever had.
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    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:48 No.18385678
    Its a good, reliable shottie. I wish you the best of luck on finding one.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:49 No.18385691
    With those tiny little fingers? Must be Captain Noodledick again.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:52 No.18385739
    My little bro has an express in 20 gauge. A cop buddy of mine tried to talk me into a mossberg.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)20:52 No.18385753
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    "... nice buns," you say instantly.

    Shirley gives you the Eyes, and manages to inhale the hamburger hole, sucking it into her mouth and devouring it without using her hands. She swallows it in one go, a look of extreme satisfaction on her face.

    You swallow yourself. God. Damn.

    "God daaaaman," you hear Chuck say from nearby. "Look at her suck in that meat."

    Shirley fires a truly dark look over your shoulder, and you turn to see Chuck wolfing down a hamburger, carrying the tray in his free hand. "Haff suff," he mumbles, and you wolf down a few burgers yourself. You haven't eaten since - shit, you didn't even get breakfast, did you? Somewhere between all the bouncing and the emotional turmoil, you completely forgot.

    "Sup?" Chuck asks you. "Come to thank me for saving your ass with my expert marksmanship and flawless timing?"

    "That was pretty good," you admit, "but a hot shell casing from one of Bader's .303s went down my crewman's shirtneck, and that was just hilarious."

    Chuck sniffs. "Three-oh-three. I can top that."

    "So my sister showed up on the island and knocked me over like a bowling pin," you say around your hamburger.

    Chuck freezes.

    "... is she h-"


    "Had to ask."

    "So, uh, this is weird as fuck and how the shit do you handle it, because seriously-"
    >> Starshadow 03/19/12(Mon)20:52 No.18385756
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    >She'll wake up tomorrow with a handful of stolen underwear, a bottle of moonshine and one hell of a hangover.
    So how do we exploit this for MAXIMUM CHAOS?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:53 No.18385758
    ....My kinda woman.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:54 No.18385762
    Never had a mossie, so can't comment on that. Never had an express either. All I can say is the wingmaster is a good shottie.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:54 No.18385766
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:54 No.18385772
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:55 No.18385781
    Damn she's gotta have a powerful set of lungs on her.

    Whoever bags her is gonna have all kinds of fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:56 No.18385792
    >that image

    Oh god what the fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:56 No.18385793
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:56 No.18385800
    She could probably rip a man's dick off just by inhaling
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/19/12(Mon)20:57 No.18385807
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:57 No.18385816
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    thats it I am calling the pound

    also we must gunplay like pic related someday
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:58 No.18385819
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    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)20:58 No.18385820
    ...I can now die happy.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)20:58 No.18385828
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    HOT DAAAAAAAAAAMN! She's still single?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)20:59 No.18385843
    Supposedly. Why? How? I don't know.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:00 No.18385850
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:00 No.18385858
    We still need to get a present for minna before the day is out.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:01 No.18385871
    We we're giving her those pants we bought, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:02 No.18385879

    because of the penis.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:02 No.18385882
    Kind of like how Trude can be - people think about how she can probably vacuum their dicks off and NOPE their way out of there. Also, all the American chicks seem to have huge racks, so it's not like she's unusual that way.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:02 No.18385888
    She already has our glasses and pants.

    A cake is fine, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:03 No.18385893
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:04 No.18385907
    Yep. Also a pair of aviators and a one use coupon for obeying all orders to the letter for 2 hours.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:04 No.18385910

    Weren't the pants+aviators we stole, standard-issue for all the witches?

    We'll need something else. It's not a present if everyone gets one.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:04 No.18385916
    That explains absolutely nothing, and in fact makes the mystery more... mysterious.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)21:04 No.18385919
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    "What do you mean, handle it?" Chuck asks you. "I'm just as new to this as you are."

    "... uh."

    "Yeah. At least when she's not around I can ignore the fact she's probably seducing every man in sight," Chuck says darkly, "or just man-izing at lightspeed." Chuck pulls a beer out of his pocket. "Got a can opener?"

    You produce a P-38 from your coat pocket and crack the beer. Chuck fishes another out of his cavernous jumpsuit pockets for you.

    "So how do you think she feels about YOU?" you ask, sipping at your beer. "All grown up and flying in battle and probably sexing wimminz and shit?"

    "No idea why don't I go ask her eh?" Chuck says. "Because that ain't the most awkward god-damned thing you could ask your sister, ever, right?"

    You sigh. "So that's the long and short of it, eh? Ignore it?"

    Chuck shrugs and addresses his beer.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:04 No.18385925
    That coupon still has not been agreed on.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:05 No.18385946
    That's what the coupon is for. It's a bonus.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)21:06 No.18385948
    Chuck, I'm disappointed in you.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:06 No.18385949
    Not for very much longer.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:06 No.18385959
    We got a pair of trousers that we had tailored for her, as opposed to random ones we stole from the base for the other witches. Also that Note.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:06 No.18385965

    I'm for it.

    You just know it'll be used for something like obeying orders to retreat.

    Or she finally caving in and order us out on a date.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:07 No.18385978
    In this entire quest, what have we agreed on?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/19/12(Mon)21:08 No.18385988
    That's the thing about obeying "to the letter." If they aren't carefully worded, there's room for all sorts of shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:08 No.18385991
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:08 No.18385993
    Nobody likes Perrine?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:08 No.18385994
    That we have a sister?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:08 No.18385999
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    That Rommel is awesome
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:08 No.18386004
    Drop that then?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:09 No.18386012
    That trude is our waifu
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:09 No.18386023

    I thought that was the whole point.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:10 No.18386033
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:10 No.18386035

    >tailored for her,

    no, we were just more confident about ballparking a size when we we're stealing pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:10 No.18386036
    You are funny man.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:10 No.18386041
    Get out trudefag
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:13 No.18386076
    >Chuck, you're as useless at giving advice as you are at killing dreadnoughts. SPEAKING OF WHICH
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:13 No.18386085
    Sanya is adorable?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:13 No.18386090
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    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)21:15 No.18386112
    >Suddenly, from nowhere, a projector screen unrolls
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:16 No.18386125
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:16 No.18386127
    That we would take rockets with us?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/19/12(Mon)21:16 No.18386128
    Some people may not have been picking up on it, though
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:16 No.18386130
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:16 No.18386131


    He will be SO MAD.

    "My kill is bigger than your kill."
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:16 No.18386132
    That Shirley is our Waifu?
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    On this there is consensus.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:16 No.18386136
    >>Triumphant music begins playing out of loudspeakers unseen
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:17 No.18386139
    Let's save the video for tonight, but insult chuck now.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)21:17 No.18386145
    I think we can all agree that the widow is our waifu.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:17 No.18386147
    That's already a .gif? That ruined the entire episode for me. No teenager is dumb enough not to understand what backdraft is.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:17 No.18386148
    I hate you so much.
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    thanks for the help chuckie, glad i hobled all the way up here on a broken ass to talk to ya.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:18 No.18386158
    >remington 870
    >not mossberg 500
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:18 No.18386161
    What's it from?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:18 No.18386164

    I fear you have severely underestimated humanity's capability for dumbshit.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)21:19 No.18386167
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    "You cowardly cop-out baby bitch," you mutter.

    Chuck sniggers. "Just part of being a brother, y'know? Ain't much to be done." He slugs at his beer, smacking his lips with satisfaction. "Though it is comforting, you know, in another way."

    "How so?"

    "If any girl ever wrongs me, well, I can't hit 'em, but Shirley sure can," Chuck says. "And she would, too. Your sister the same?"

    You remember the way Robin hit you so hard that you were literally knocked senseless. "Yeah. Yeah, she kind of is."

    "What really worries me is her being in combat," Chuck says quietly. "Witches are more survivable then fighter pilots, yeah, but until Shirley went into the Corps I didn't know just how narrow those margins are."

    You think about how the vaunted Witches have always seemed just one step ahead of death in every fight you were in with them. "So them always, almost getting their tail-feathers singed is just par for the course?"

    Chuck nods. "Combat is always a thin red line."

    You quirk your eyebrows. "The fuck does thin lines have to do with it?"

    "It sounds poetic, you fucking Yankee heathen. Shut up and get some culture."

    "Amen to culture," you say somberly, and chug your beer.

    >request WINGMAN
    >request INTEL
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)21:19 No.18386173
    >The film begins to play, the music beginning to rise to a crescendo as we begin our attack run on the dreadnought
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:19 No.18386174


    It's the one thing we know nothing about.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)21:20 No.18386176
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:20 No.18386180
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    They've already done several comedy shoops over in /a/.

    and honestly, this fall killed any pretense of seriousness for me.

    another anime
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:20 No.18386183
    Say, how long have we been at this?

    We made ace-in-a-day. Then we killed aliums on the ground. Outside our fucking natural environment but we still kill like a motherfucker. Then we kill aliums all day all night. Get skewered like a sausage and it's alium kumbaya and still give no fucks. Killed more aliums. Including two dreadnoughts. Land a heavy fighter on a carrier. Crashed on a floating freighter and came out right as rain.

    We're the fucking Audie Murphy of the air.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:20 No.18386188

    intel. all that other shit is hand grenades all the way down.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:20 No.18386193
    >All dose people
    >All dose hamboigahs
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:20 No.18386196

    It IS exactly the sort of stupid thing an idiot MC would do.

    >out of ideas
    >write gift/wish coupon

    The fact that this is ALSO a military unit can and will make this little scrap of paper an important plot object
    >> The Technologist 03/19/12(Mon)21:20 No.18386198
    >Wingmanery with Chuck.
    Fuck yea, this.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:20 No.18386200
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:21 No.18386210
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:21 No.18386211
    >request WINGMAN
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:21 No.18386215

    >German narrator begins a play-by play of the attack, in german. Frequent "Ïnstant replays"
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:21 No.18386216
    Wait is that the one about the cursed class where they have to ignore one of the kids?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)21:21 No.18386217
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    Well, last sortie you took rockets AND fuel-air bombs. So technically... you took both fuel and rockets, that time.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:22 No.18386223


    Hes practically our wingman now.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:22 No.18386225
    What makes you think he's any better? He's also a pilot.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:22 No.18386229
    I say intel.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:22 No.18386234
    [x] Advice
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:22 No.18386238
    You'd think that the guy getting hit by the boat AND THEN BEING ROCKETED 20 FEET IN THE GODDAMN AIR, would have been enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:22 No.18386239

    It that a typo? Probably not.

    Anyway, this.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:22 No.18386240

    "So. How obvious to you that Commander Red-Head had the hots for me? I was told that undiscovered tribes in the Amazon could recognize it, but I need a second opinion."
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:22 No.18386242
    yes it is.

    Shit hit the fan last episode. highest body count in the series so far
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:22 No.18386243
    INTEL. Chuck is obviously not good as either a wingman (In the bar sense) or in relationships.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:23 No.18386249
    What are these from?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:23 No.18386251
    Lets check out our glorious manly nose art that is devoid of teacups and kittens...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:23 No.18386252
    Oh god I can't decide. We more or less know whats happening outside, but we do need a wingman. The women problem will solve itself when they rape us.
    >> Writefag 03/19/12(Mon)21:23 No.18386253
    Relationship advice sounds like something Chuck would know about, right?

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:23 No.18386265
    Another. About 11 episodes in. Cliffhangers ERRYWHERE
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:24 No.18386267

    He doesn't

    Thats the point.

    Chuck is just someone MC can relate to now.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)21:24 No.18386272
    >The film continues into a clip of us receiving medals and shaking hands with dignitaries, cheering crowds calling our name.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:24 No.18386274
    I vote intel. I don't think Chuck is going to know much of anything about women.
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    relationship i guess. everyone else on the damn island had OPINIONS for us.

    might as well ask chuck too.,
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:24 No.18386282

    He was married for 40 years. After all this happened though.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:24 No.18386283
    Anime of the month on /a/. called "Another"
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:25 No.18386300
    Bouncing without knowledge of the bouncefield is a dangerous thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:25 No.18386306
    >Credits begin rolling. under special thanks it lists "NOT EVEN GOD"
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:25 No.18386307
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:27 No.18386329
    RELATIONSHIP advise.

    If anyone needs it, we do.
    >> Jake Rains 03/19/12(Mon)21:27 No.18386330

    We could use a proper Bro atm. Also, he'll be good for a scrap against roving MUHREENZ.

    FIND Sakabroto - Create plan for ejecting MUHREENZ from Base.
    MEET UP with MEEYAFOOJEE and Lucchini - ITS TROLLING TIME MUHREENZ! Also, shead a single tear for their pantsu wearing bouncing awesomesauce.
    APPHREHEND THE BOUNCE-WITCH, MINNA - Present her with note for 2 hours of us acting like an officer and a gentleman.
    CHECK in on Lynette and her awesome noseart skillz.

    I think that's it?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:27 No.18386334
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:28 No.18386346
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)21:28 No.18386347
    >Fade to black, film ends, music peters out. Light returns to the room to reveal us adorned with the medals we received in the film.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:28 No.18386352
    INTEL. So what was going on out there in the World while we were out, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:29 No.18386359
    >get advise
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:29 No.18386362
    >request INTEL
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:29 No.18386364
    >Light also reveals a shit-eating grin so large it has acquired orbiting celestial bodies

    >we then moonwalk the fuck out
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:29 No.18386366
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:29 No.18386370
    Must acquire delicious background
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:31 No.18386396
    "So there's this girl..."
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:33 No.18386421
    We know how to take care of that girl. Make sure she's cleaning, her parts work right, and we get in her every day and fly her up to heaven and back.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:34 No.18386429
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:34 No.18386437
    "and she's out of her mind right now and thinks I'm a replacement for her dead boyfriend, and there's this other girl who wanted to fuck me as a distraction but I helped her out with something and now I think she actually likes me..."

    "Dude, just calm down, nail them, and call it a day."

    "What the hell kind of advice is that?"

    "Pilot advice. What did you expect?"
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:34 No.18386440
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    Looks like this guy has our priorities straight.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:35 No.18386452
    In before Fap Angel's net died again.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:36 No.18386456
    Works for me
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)21:36 No.18386457
    At this point, I think there would be nothing on earth capable of deflating MS's ego.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:37 No.18386464
    >dead sister
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:38 No.18386473
    He's Seto Kaiba, but somehow with a bigger ego.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:38 No.18386479
    Stop helping.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:38 No.18386486
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    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)21:38 No.18386489
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:39 No.18386498

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:39 No.18386499
    Nah, he doesn't get crushed by little shit, and he won't threaten suicide over revenge, he'll just wait for another chance or cheat to create another chance.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:40 No.18386515
    How does that deflate ego and not, you know, increase it with murder thoughts?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:41 No.18386529
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    Whelp, I'll take this downtime to post a who's who of witches.

    Is helpful in remembering what they look like.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)21:44 No.18386556
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    "So," you say. "I've been a bit... preoccupied recently."

    "You mean you've been so busy containing that massive boner from staring at tight asses all day that you don't know what's going on with the fucking war effort," Chuck says disapprovingly.

    "Don't hate the player," you say primly. "Hate the game."

    Chuck grunts a concession, and gestures towards the runway. You and he walk towards the hangar's mouth, savoring the warm, fresh sea breeze coming in off the water. After several months of nasty, wet, 50-degree weather, the late arrival of Spring is sorely welcome.

    "So Leigh-Malleroy is already being a huge raving faggot," Chuck says conversationally, sipping at his beer.

    "Already?" you muse. "He works fast for somebody that ain't Navy."

    "Mmmhmm," Chuck agrees. "His ajundant has been running around the Castle, too. Fucker named Malleroy."

    "Huh," you say. "Hey, is it just me or is it weird how many Witches are about?"

    "How so?"

    "I thought Wendeline was from that African unit. And isn't Caldwell a squadron leader down there?"

    "Mmm," Chuck agrees. "Yeah, I thought Wendeline was assigned to that new P-38/Witches squadron."

    "Say what?"

    "Didn't you hear? They lumped an understrength squadron in with an entire unit of Witches. Guess they're doing okay, too."

    You grunt placidly, a trick you learned from Sean. "But Waltrude? Wasn't she on the Russian front?"

    Chuck nods. "Not that hard to get here, not for a Witch. The little green men have to fly over friendly territory to attack the North Sea route. Unlike most of the Med, or the coast south of Spain."
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:45 No.18386566
    Holy shit, Charlotte has some tits. Is that like a stereotype the Japanese have about Americans?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)21:45 No.18386569
    Nice, writefag refference.
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:46 No.18386582
    Yes, yes it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:46 No.18386588
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:47 No.18386602
    I still think they're massing forces for a D-Day style attack.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:48 No.18386610
    God bless Japans view of America.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:48 No.18386619
    No offense, but I'm pretty sure there was a shitload a samefaging in that last vote. So there should be some relationship advise along with the intel, even though you said we could only choose one.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:48 No.18386621
    >Two characters named Malleroy
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:48 No.18386623
    The anime stereotype of an american girl is a big-boobed chick wearing a bra, panties, and unzipped shorts. She's blonde, and the bra and panties have the stars and stripes along them. Hamburger and stovepipe-hat optional, but generally accepted.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:49 No.18386632
    oh gog demand source
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:50 No.18386634
    To be fair, she's the only American portrayed like that.
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    There's like, only one American witch that doesn't have at least a moderate bosom.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:50 No.18386640
    Fuckin' Mallory.

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:50 No.18386641
    >my option didn't get picked

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:50 No.18386642
    For the first time in my life, I feel discriminated against. AND I'M NOT EVEN A CHICK!?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:51 No.18386644

    The sidestory witches are just delicious...

    >(501) almeoe

    I think you meant 'all moe', captcha...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:51 No.18386646
    >hey there was samefagging
    >reward the samefaggers
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:51 No.18386647
    Found it in a Fire Emblem general thread.

    Might have originally been from a Let's Play
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:52 No.18386656
    >telling an OP how to run a quest
    Go run your own.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:52 No.18386659
    Porsche is almost her equal, but she's already spoken for.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:53 No.18386671
    Oh god, don't tell me we're gonna be doing Witch rodeos. We're gonna be so fucked.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)21:53 No.18386674
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    "... Mallery," you say thoughtfully. "Don't you mean Maloney? I've heard that name before. That fucker Luke got him to sign off on my reassignment to the 501st."

    "Yeah," Chuck agrees. You both escape the hangar and go to stand near the runway, in the full blast of the delicious warm mid-day sea breeze. "Keep getting their names mixed up. I file them both under insufferable British pricks, anyhow. Nearly everybody's pulling for combined arms units, even some Witches now, but Malleroy and his little lapdog are probably jumping on it because Witches are easier to get airborne on short notice. Hence Big Wings."

    "Riiiight," you say. "So they burn magic while the fighters warm up their oil."

    'Bingo," Chuck says. "Fucking morons." He finishes his beer and tosses the bottle away as hard as he can. An impressive throw, it just clears the runway and smashes on the rocks lining the sides.

    You snort, adopt a discus throwing position, and twist as you whip the bottle away. It spins neatly and flies clear over the rocks into the ocean.

    "So how bad is it?" you ask Chuck.

    "Oh, Maloney is already causing proble... speak of the fucking devil," he grunts. You follow his pointing finger to see a stiff British MP sprinting towards you at a brisk pace. Long, thin, shiny yellow bands trail from each hand, and he's got a determined look on his face.

    >This should be good...
    >Oh, fuck this noise, lets jet
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:54 No.18386681
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:54 No.18386682
    An FE1 LP from Something Awful that sadly died before getting to far.

    The guy who did it (Didja Redo) also has two LP's on the LP Archive though, which are all great reads.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:54 No.18386690
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    God dammit Malleroy. Will you ever learn?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:55 No.18386698
    >This should be good.

    Let's see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:55 No.18386699
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:55 No.18386702
    oh boy, lets go to prison!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:56 No.18386707
    >Long, thin, shiny yellow bands trail from each hand, and he's got a determined look on his face.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:56 No.18386708
    >This should be good
    No fucks given.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)21:56 No.18386711
    This should be good...
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:56 No.18386713
    >Oh, fuck this noise, lets jet

    LEG IT
    >> Writefag 03/19/12(Mon)21:56 No.18386716
    >>"Guess they're doing okay, too."
    >>Cut to Anders landing his on-fire Lightning.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:56 No.18386717

    This should be good.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:56 No.18386720
    See what happens, prepare to flee or troll at a moments notice. Whichever is appropriate to the situation.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)21:56 No.18386721
    >This should be good...
    We have chuck for wingman if it all goes to hell
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:56 No.18386723
    [x] Not one single fuck. If he wants something he can ask nicely, with us being ALL THE MEDALS and all.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:57 No.18386725
    We're not wearing any pants and I bet we still look something near death warmed over, even after the shower. No fucks given; this should be good.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:57 No.18386729

    This gunna be good.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:57 No.18386730
    >this should be good

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:57 No.18386734
    >> Tofu 03/19/12(Mon)21:57 No.18386737
    We acquired new pants after the beach.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:57 No.18386738

    As Cortez would say, "Its time to Split!"
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:57 No.18386741
    But we are wearing pants now.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:58 No.18386742
    But we are wearing pants, we got some in the last posts. It's nice for a change of pace.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)21:58 No.18386751
    Now, I am so awful at history, but weren't y'all talking about how this guy would send pilots to their death for not liking him? I'm sure it came up in a thread.

    Let's stick around and see what his little gremlin has to say so he won't be so inclined to hate us. Also
    >Big Wing
    Could someone please fill me in?
    >> Major Airlift 03/19/12(Mon)22:00 No.18386767
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    Obviously not

    Instead of wasting fuel/airtime, hes now wasting magical energy.


    >I mad, I very mad
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:00 No.18386780
    So why don't we just have the witches strap onto whatever hardpoints we aren't using and deploy once we're in mid-air? That lets them not waste magic getting off the ground, and might also let them carry heavier weapons since they don't have to worry about being too heavy to clear the runway.

    On a completely different note, does Chuck know we've seen his sister naked?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:01 No.18386790
    Fucker must have a death wish if he wants to bump off a guy as notorious as MC. Particularly with the 501st vouching for him - trollish as MC can be, he's not some Brit wanker with a Grand Slam stuck up his ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:01 No.18386795
    Basically, Mallory's battle strategy was "send fucktons of fighters over Europe to draw out Luftwaffe fighters". All it accomplished was losing shit tons of British pilots with minimal gain. Something like a 4 to 1 kill ratio in favor of the Germans. He also didn't bother sending fighters to theaters that actually needed.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:01 No.18386798
    >does Chuck know we've seen his sister naked?
    Wait, we have?
    Oh right.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:02 No.18386800
    I hereby dub the the King of the Non-Sequiter.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:02 No.18386802

    Short version: collect ALL THE FIGHTERS into one big formation that would then RIP AND TEAR the German bombers.

    What actually happened is that half the fighters ran out of gas waiting for the other half to get airborn and form up, but really they got bombed on the ground because Mallory was an epic failure at organization.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:02 No.18386804
    Considering the statements he made to the effect of "the worst part of being here is now I KNOW my sister is slutting it up instead of pretending that she isn't", I doubt he'd care.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:02 No.18386810
    >but weren't y'all talking about how this guy would send pilots to their death for not liking him?
    Yes. Leigh-Mallory withheld support to 11 Group, who were opposed to his strategy of the Big Wing, and as a result 11 Group was hammered during the Battle of Britain.

    He is exactly the kind of commanding officer who will send you to die, and have you court-martialed if you don't.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:02 No.18386812
    You know, if we were to "accidentally" bomb the Air Ministry into rubble I don't think it would be too hard to spin it as a crushing defeat for Britain's greatest foe.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:03 No.18386823
    And *we* have some very horny witches an an ancient conspiracy with no respect for conventional authority backing us up. Leigh-Mallory can go climb a wall of dicks.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:03 No.18386827
    This is not Japan and we're not Yamamoto.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:03 No.18386829
    >we're a goddamned hero

    He's gonna try to get us to do a press-op, or something political.

    This oughtta be good.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:03 No.18386830
    Leigh-Mallory is the man who got DOWDING sacked. He doesn't give a fuck, and will fuck up anyone who gets in his way.
    >> King of the Non-Sequitur 03/19/12(Mon)22:04 No.18386836
    Well I guess I have to namefag now.

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:04 No.18386844
    He hasn't tried it on us yet, and we are ready for him.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)22:05 No.18386856

    Which is how Bader got captured when a 109 accidentally into his fuselage.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:05 No.18386860
    Really, the only thing that saved us from Mallory late war was the fact that Eisenhower actually listened to the air force officers that knew what the fuck they were doing.
    >> Quartermaster 03/19/12(Mon)22:05 No.18386863
    Big Wing.
    Instead of having patrolling flight of fighters out on patrol vectored in to intercept incoming German Bomber Raids, the Big Wing involved waiting until several squadrons of fighters could be sent up and form a Big Wing(TM) to completely overwhelm the German bombers and escorts.

    The problem was that British fighters of the time, the Spitfire and Hurricane had terrible terrible range but excellent performance. SO whilst the Big Wing packed a fairly heavy punch it wasted precious airtime and fuel to form it.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:05 No.18386865
    > Go climb a wall of dicks

    I thought that's what Chuck's sister was doing?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:05 No.18386866
    We stared down fucking Patton. Mallony is shit out of luck.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:06 No.18386882
    >He hasn't tried it on us yet, and we are ready for him.
    Maybe, maybe not.
    He swims in the pond of Allied High Command, especially since he's now Air Marshall.
    No way to know what he might have been getting ready for us at High Command.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)22:06 No.18386883
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    >> King of the Non-Sequitur 03/19/12(Mon)22:07 No.18386896
    Why don't we just put Leigh-Mallory and Bomber Harris into a cage deathmatch?

    In fact, just put them into a cage. Then weld it shut.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:07 No.18386897
    Patton at least realized talent when he saw it, since we're basically the Air Force version of him. He's an ass but he actually respects people who can get the job done. Mallory would just consider us a threat and send us off on the most suicidal mission he can think of..
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:09 No.18386914

    I'm looking forward to the warlock or its equivalent showing up.

    Then we can fuck malleroy's shit up, for good.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)22:09 No.18386917
    In stark contrast to all the missions we go on anyway olololololo
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:09 No.18386918
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    >His face when we return accomplished
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:09 No.18386920
    Considering his lack of planning skills and creativity it'd probably turn out a lot easier than most of the missions we've flown so far.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)22:09 No.18386923
    >most suicidal mission he can think of
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:09 No.18386924

    >the most suicidal mission he can think of..

    oh good, our natural habitat.

    he can pin the medal on hisself when we get back.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)22:09 No.18386927
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    The MP sprints up to you and proffers the devices.

    "Gentlemen, new regulations."

    You gape at him.

    "You need to wear these anywhere near the flight line, or face serious fines," he says in a crisp, proper English accent. He hands you each one of the strange bands. They've brass buckles, and shimmer so brightly in the light they almost seem to be... glowing.

    "What the fuck?" you say.

    "Reflective safety belts, sir. To improve ground safety."

    The young MP salutes crisply in proper English style, spins on his heel, and returns to his beat.

    You look at the hideous thing. "What the fuck?" you repeat numbly.

    "I told you," Chuck says.

    >Tie it around your head like a neon samurai
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:09 No.18386932

    Oh... So he's the guy who's gonna make us?

    Cuz we all know how well trying to kill MC by sending him on difficult missions would end.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:09 No.18386936
    >our face when tetanus
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)22:10 No.18386941
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:10 No.18386942

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:10 No.18386943

    He never said where...

    Headband that sucker.
    >> King of the Non-Sequitur 03/19/12(Mon)22:10 No.18386944
    And that's when we point Hellcow at him.

    Once it has his scent, our victory is inevitable.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:10 No.18386946
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:10 No.18386947
    Yes. Yesss. We can use this.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:10 No.18386949
    I do not like this one bit.

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:10 No.18386950
    >Tie it around your head like a neon samurai
    Alternatively, >I CAN USE THIS
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:10 No.18386951
    The only option.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:10 No.18386952
    >Tie it around your head like a neon samurai
    The only option.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:10 No.18386954
    >Do you even need to ask
    Neon samurai
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)22:10 No.18386955
    >Glowing safety bands
    There has to be a trolling opportunity here
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:11 No.18386957
    >tie around head
    He only said that we have to wear it, not how we have to wear it.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:11 No.18386961
    >neon samurai
    >> Major Airlift 03/19/12(Mon)22:11 No.18386962
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    >Tie it around your head like a neon samurai

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:11 No.18386965
    Neon samurai.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:11 No.18386966
    Neon fucking samurai.
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    our face when, pretty much anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:11 No.18386971

    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)22:11 No.18386976
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    >Tie it around your head like a neon samurai
    They want to be idiots. Fine. We'll be idiots right back to them.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:12 No.18386979
    >tie around head
    Safety? How does that work again? Is it like something you can eat?

    Also, how do they expect pantsless witches to wear safety belts?

    Someone clearly hasn't thought this one through.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:12 No.18386981
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    >ofw/hfw we fly there in the Widow
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:12 No.18386987
    >Tie it around your head like a neon samurai
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:12 No.18386988
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    Something seems afoot.

    My ackbar radar is going off very badly.
    >> King of the Non-Sequitur 03/19/12(Mon)22:13 No.18386992
    Paint those fuckers matte-black and wear 'em as headbands.

    Or paint them red and wear them on our left biceps. But only when we know Leigh-Mallory is around.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:13 No.18387000
    I hate these new regulations. Flaunt it, wear it on our head.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:13 No.18387002
    >Neon Samurai

    Not just us, we have to convince all our bros and the witches to do the same thing!
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:13 No.18387010
    Yeah I don't like the sound of these glowing things.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/19/12(Mon)22:14 No.18387017
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    its like a fucked up game of chicken. WHO CAN GO DUMBER??

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:14 No.18387019

    Sakamoto'll get a kick out of it I'm sure. And we'll be stickin' it to the man as well.
    >> Tofu 03/19/12(Mon)22:14 No.18387020
    Glowing headbands? Maybe magic was used to make these. WIZARDS BEWARE.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:14 No.18387021
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:14 No.18387025
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:14 No.18387026

    If we're going BUSHIDO STRONG, we need a fucking sword (read: Thompson) to match our Code or Creed.

    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)22:14 No.18387028
    So? We're a pilot. We don't give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:14 No.18387029
    Well, after we've had our fun, we should actually take them to Minna or Sakabroto.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:14 No.18387030
    Actually, those things are white on the inside, flip it around, paint a big-ass red dot on it, and wear it like that, still samurai-style.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:16 No.18387047

    Makes it even easier to do >>18386992, then. Instead of a red dot in the middle, leave a white dot unpainted and turn the rest red.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:16 No.18387049

    Speaking of which, we still need to steal that fucking dagger/gladius as a backup weapon.

    Since guns don't seem to faze some of those martian constructs.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:16 No.18387053
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:17 No.18387059
    I support NEON SAMURAI on the condition that we continue moving our lips for a few seconds after we finish talking. like a poorly dubbed movie
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:17 No.18387060
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    We could also make it look like this, pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:17 No.18387065

    This is tasteless... And totally MC.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:17 No.18387066
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    Oh my fucking god, this.

    Malleroy will lose his shit. Utterly.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:18 No.18387076

    It isn't *just* fuel that Big Wing wastes. It also means less kills and more dead pilots. It seems counter-intuitive, but in the air, numbers don't matter as much so long as one guy has positioning over the other. Hugh Dowding knew that vectoring small flights/patrols of two-four planes had an innate advantage over many times their number in german air escorts. With the help of radar, the small flight would get a good, energy advantageous position and then drop down on the germans, killing one or two with each pass.

    I.e. the Bounce.

    He'd have them fly home...while another wing Bounced the Germans. And then another. And another. Each bounce further shattered the German formation.

    So small flights with superior position bitchslaps a larger formation.

    Big Wing does the opposite by mashing two big formation against each other. It seems like its better until you look at the numbers and you see less pilots coming home and more germans getting to the targets.


    Because a small flight of two to four planes is hard to spot...but a full wing? Shit's easy.

    Second, when two flights slam into each other, NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. Even an ace is constantly going to be checking his six. There are bullets and planes everywhere. Some fucker can randomly kill you out of nowhere. Inevitably multiple dudes claim the same kill. Its mentally exhausting, so pilots drop out earlier.

    So yeah, Big Wing was fucking stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:19 No.18387078
    No, when we get the entire base to do that, then he'll lose his shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:20 No.18387091
    We ask Hartmann how to do the salute properly; she's the most likely of the German witches to appreciate our dedication to high-quality trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:20 No.18387093

    I think we need to imitate Spaghetti now. Collect as many as we possibly can and start embarrassingly pulling them out of our pockets whenever an MP stops us.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:21 No.18387100
    >Long ago, I, Mallory, the plane commanding master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable strategy across the land.
    >But a foolish samurai warrior wearing a magic reflective safety belt stepped forth to oppose me.
    That's as far as I've gotten.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:21 No.18387108

    Fucking glorious. Do more.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:23 No.18387123
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    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:23 No.18387126
    >more dead pilots.
    Actually, one of it's few advantages were the lower casualties on the British side. Then again, that was mostly due to the fact, that by the time the whole formation got to the place where it was needed, fighters from other units already did the brunt of the work.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)22:23 No.18387130
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    >He understands the Big Wing
    >He understands history

    I thought I was all alone

    I thought I was all alone here
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:23 No.18387133
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)22:23 No.18387135
    >Before the final battle was fought, I struck open a portal in Air Force regs and flung him into Castle Barin, where nopants is law!
    >Now, the fool seeks to return to Eastchurch, to undo the future that is Big Wing.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:24 No.18387146
    I can go with this. I was drawing blanks on how to continue with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:27 No.18387169
    My initial ctrl-f'ing leads me to believe this has not been asked yet.
    inb4 someone actually did and I missed their post and I look stupid for it.

    Feelin' better, planefag?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/19/12(Mon)22:27 No.18387171
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    Ah yes, airforce reflective belts.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)22:27 No.18387178
    rolled 9 = 9

    You aren't alone. Fistfights are like that too, especially at night.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:28 No.18387182
    Not really, they still lost a shit ton of pilots. 500 British pilots were lost in 1941 alone under Mallory with a 4 British losses to every German loss.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:28 No.18387183

    Different anon, but not in the slightest. WWII fascinates me in regards to the technology we developed and the slow, sometimes backwards ways we learned to use it. The Big Wing is one of those things that catches in the memory as a huge 'Don't repeat this. Ever.' idea.
    >> Writefag 03/19/12(Mon)22:28 No.18387190

    Gotta get back, back to Eastchurch Ghostrider Jack.

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:29 No.18387200

    Drawfriend, do this next.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:29 No.18387203
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    >Reflector Belts




    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:30 No.18387210
    >Animu drawing of R. Lee. Ermy crossover with SW
    >MAILCALL R. Lee. Ermy

    Wow, Japan. Didn't even know you watched that.
    >> Writefag 03/19/12(Mon)22:30 No.18387217

    We are men. Men do not talk about our feelings. We merely nod when one of our own is feeling shitty and pass him a beer.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)22:30 No.18387218
    That is glorious
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)22:31 No.18387222

    Yes. Also, new thread SOON
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:31 No.18387233
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    This is our next

    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:32 No.18387236
    Japan loves R Lee Ermey. Haven't you seen that English textbook that uses a kawaii chibimarine quoting him in Full Metal Jacket?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)22:32 No.18387241
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/19/12(Mon)22:33 No.18387258
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    I hope you're shitting me.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:34 No.18387270
    I knew about that part.

    I meant I didn't know they got Mail Call over there.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:35 No.18387280
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:35 No.18387286
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    O ye of little faith.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)22:36 No.18387295
    No. Got pics?
    >> Writefag 03/19/12(Mon)22:36 No.18387299

    Nah, I've seen it. It's got a bunch of his more famous lines from FMJ and how to say them in English.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:36 No.18387303

    I could claim credit for this Planefag, but everything I know, I learned from one Canadian:

    >> Starshadow 03/19/12(Mon)22:36 No.18387307
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    >Present her with note for 2 hours of us acting like an officer and a gentleman.
    Acting like a gentleman TO HER.

    Make sure you include that clause or else we could get trolled over the moon by EVERYONE for up to 2 hours.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/19/12(Mon)22:37 No.18387320
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:38 No.18387327

    >That jpg

    What is that and where is that from?
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:38 No.18387328
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:38 No.18387334
    >Such is life in Moscow
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:38 No.18387337
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    Ah, fantastic.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:39 No.18387341

    >>18387327 here

    Also, I like it. Sounds like a plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:39 No.18387345
    Holy crap I've got most of that buried away somewhere in my /c/ folder. They should all be next to each other.

    Shall I go and dig it up?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/19/12(Mon)22:41 No.18387361
    NOO THREAD >>18387292
    >> Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)22:41 No.18387372
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    This is the greatest thing i have ever watched
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/19/12(Mon)22:42 No.18387375
    YES. In the next thread.

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