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    234 KB SHOUNEN QUEST MAHOU : SUGAR RUSH Gear Landing !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)06:36 No.18285478  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You realize something.
    You have that training trip with Sousuke next week.
    you step around the still sobbing nurse and knock on Shinji's door.
    He opens it for you.
    "back so soon?" he asks you.
    "well, I can't come back on Sunday. Me and a friend are having a training trip in the mountains.
    Would it be okay to reschedule for the night after sunday?"
    "Sure. I'm pretty much free then." Shinji tells you as he makes a note of it.
    "Thanks again" you tell him as you head back down the halls.

    >lol DST, forgot about that.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:38 No.18285489
    This isn't showing up on NEET.
    Ah well onwards and upwards
    >> Gear Landing !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)06:39 No.18285491
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    You walk out of the Medical wing not quite sure of what to do.

    You could either have lunch with your girls.
    You could get that picnic started.
    Or you could meet those dolls Jun was talking about.
    >> First Mate 03/11/12(Sun)06:39 No.18285492
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:40 No.18285494
    Meet the dolls. The picnic we can do easily enough
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:42 No.18285502
    Meet the Dolls, we can introduce Kraus to them and then run the picnic afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:44 No.18285508
    meet the dolls.
    Lets score Kraus some twins
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)06:45 No.18285513

    Introduce Kraus to the twins. Leave him there to 'socialize' and go do the picnic thing.

    That reminds me, we need to ask Kraus if he can assume a human form. We've seen two devices do that, and I think we'd want to know.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:46 No.18285516
    Not if Kraus is fucking the lot of them, we can't.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)06:46 No.18285520

    Aye Sir!

    If you need me I'll be sleepin at me post, or making snide comments.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)06:47 No.18285525

    Have him make the food, pack the food in a picnic basket.

    Then leave him to socialize while we go on a picnic.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)06:53 No.18285565
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    >meet the dolls

    Since you don't know if the girls are back yet from their morning activities, and since the sun was too high for a decent picnic; you decide to meet those dolls Jun was talking about.

    'Hey Jun," you call out to him mentally "Maybe we could have lunch? And maybe I could meet those twins."
    "Sure," he tells you, "is it okay if we did it in your room? Mine's kind of a mess."
    "No problem man." you tell him as you make your way to the dorms


    In your room, you ask Kraus to set up for company.
    He turns the large space into a fine drawing room.
    With a tea trolly waiting to service the guests.

    You call Jun over
    'Hey man, I'm ready on my end'
    'Sure, we're headed there.'
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:59 No.18285597
    While we wait for him to arrive Mentilate to Madoka to get her to send the video of Sakura over.
    We never did end up seeing it and it could be good research for dimensional jumping without equipment
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:59 No.18285601
    If we leave him in their company we'll have to whip up a picnic basket. We hopefully won't need him while we're out.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)07:01 No.18285610
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    Jun walks in carrying Shinku, behind them are two other dolls floating in the air.

    One wears blue boyish clothes, her hair cut short and topped off with a small cute hat.
    The other one wears a green dress with long brown hair that reaches her feet.
    They both had heterochromatic eyes of red and green, switched sides between them.

    Jun does the introductions.
    "This is Souseiseki and Suiseiseki." he motions to the blue and green dolls in turn.
    "This is Hayate, our teammate."

    "I'm glad to meet you," you say "I've heard great things from Jun about you."
    "I'm sure this puny human was just talking behind our backs!" the green one said.

    You Invite all of them to sit down and begin service.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:01 No.18285612
    He could probably conjure things to us but we did have troubles while he was away from us in the SWD
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:03 No.18285624
    goddamnit im to drunk to read, must sleep an hour earlier and i could hace oh welll see you tomorrow i guess and wtf is up with the moving the quest to the last page and off so soon
    wtf how do i still type capthcha right
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)07:07 No.18285646
    He cant summon food or anything away from you. You need him to channel your majaik.
    Without him itll be like trying to read a newspaper with your eyeglasses at home.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:08 No.18285655
    K figured it may be that way
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)07:11 No.18285675
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    With everyone seated, you take out Ted and J to join in.
    Ted sits in one of the chairs as Jakob, in Laplace mode helps you.

    As you serve your friends tea, you begin with the chitchat.
    [ ]desu
    [ ]boku
    [ ]shinku
    [ ]jun
    [ ]ted
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:12 No.18285683
    Desu, get to know one of the newcomers.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:13 No.18285686


    Also, hows the tooth now, man? Have you seen a doctor?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:14 No.18285691
    Ask her what they have been up to and how they got to the bureau
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:15 No.18285697
    Did you get a good choppa in exchange?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)07:20 No.18285732
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    You walk up to the fierce green clothed doll.
    [the fierier ones almost always get your attention]

    "Hi there, Suisuisuisui." you tell her as you pour some tea, "if you don't mind me asking how did you get here?"
    "My name is Suiseiseki, not Suisuisuisui! We got here by following that puny humans aura."
    "And you came here without using the Stargate?"
    "Whats that? Well whatever it is, we don't need it. We daughters of Rozen can do many amazing things."
    "I see... And I heard you were looking for a medium?"
    "I WASNT! I DONT NEED ONE!" she tells you vehemently.
    "Yes you do." the blue one says from the seat besides her.

    the tooth is well... the tooth is on my roof.
    didnt see a doc, i don't think i need to.
    It was pretty much an accidental self extraction
    Just means another tooth to add to my dentures
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:23 No.18285745
    Well what qualities are you looking for in the medium you don't want?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:24 No.18285757

    Do at least go for a check up. Depending on how hard you hit it, you might have left fragments of tooth bone in there. (Mine had)

    And theres also the risk of infection and other rubbish.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:27 No.18285767
    "What does a medium mean to you?" Directed at Boku.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)07:29 No.18285779
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    You turn to the blue clothed doll.
    "Miss Souseiseki," you start to tell her
    "WHY CAN YOU GET HER NAME RIGHT BUT NOT MINE?!" the green one yells.
    "Miss Souseiseki," you continue "What qualities would you be looking for in a medium?"
    "Anyone could be a medium really," she tells you "As long as they could supply us with mana, and they would seal the contract with us, they could be a medium"
    "So you draw majaiks from your medium?"
    "Yes, without a medium we would eventually stop functioning. Right now, Shinku and Jun are temporarily supplying us with mana. But this can't go on forever."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:30 No.18285783

    LG, OOC, when is Perrine due to arrive?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:32 No.18285788
    I understand that the only technical requirement is a supply of mana, but I somehow doubt that you'd be happy with any random person. What are you looking for personally in a contractor?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)07:36 No.18285807
    rolled 97 = 97

    IDK, lemme roll
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:37 No.18285813

    LOL. Shes right outside our door.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:39 No.18285817
    >leeching mana

    I hope we don't suggest that we become medium.
    Although it would be funny if Erica and Ursula become their mediums
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:39 No.18285821
    Turn to Jun. "So, you're supporting Shinki, Souseiseki, and Suisuisuisui? How taxing is that on your Majaik?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)07:40 No.18285831
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    ""Well, what personal qualities are you looking for in a contractor?" you ask her.
    "if anyone could be a contractor, I'm sure you'd have some preferences."
    She thinks about this for a moment.
    "I... I'm not sure exactly, all of my former mediums were pretty much random. They often just found me sleeping in my case, and wound me." she says.
    "MY MEDIUM SHOULD BE COOL! AND STRONG! AND BUY ME SWEETS!" the green one says from beside her sister.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:41 No.18285833
    Erica and Desu = fighting all day erry day, except when it is important then they are a good team.

    Ursula and Boku = helpful and quiet beyond all means
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:43 No.18285839
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:44 No.18285844

    Nah Suiseiseki with Perrine for the fireworks

    And Hina with Souseiseki
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:45 No.18285845
    Tell them that you'll keep an eye open to see if you can find someone they would like.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:46 No.18285848
    That works too but people mentioned the twins.
    It basically equates to the same thing anyway
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)07:47 No.18285855
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    You turn to Jun,
    "Wait, you're supporting three dolls? How taxing is that on your majaik reserves?"
    "Well... If they just sit around all day, not very. But if they use their abilities a lot, then I often end up quite tired."
    "We are sorry." The blue one apologizes.
    "And this is why I told you to go home." Shinku says from behind her cup. "You should find a medium back on our own dimension."
    "NO! IT'S BORING THERE!" the green one says.
    "I will try and convince Suiseiseki." Souseiseki says.

    WAT NAO?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:49 No.18285866
    I am sure there are plenty of people who could be your medium in this dimension

    > suggest Shirou for Suisuisuisui. Maximum over troll
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:50 No.18285873
    I'm sure two lovely and polite dolls such as yourself could find a medium here. Why don't you come visit my and Jun's class sometime ask some of them, I'm sure you'll find someone you like.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:52 No.18285880
    Suggest Erica and Ursula as mediums (If only temporarily). Invite the puppets to a picnic sometime to meet with everyone, and see if you can influence them to choose Erica and Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:53 No.18285888
    They need a contract for that which iirc is until death
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:55 No.18285897
    >>18285779 See
    >Right now, Shinku and Jun are temporarily supplying us with mana.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:56 No.18285903
    I thought that was possible because he had an existing contract with shinku
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)07:57 No.18285908
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    "I'm sure a lovely and polite doll such as yourself could find a medium here." you tell Souseiseki, then you turn to the green one "And if you're lucky, maybe you too."
    This results with her throwing a scone your way, you deftly catch it though.
    "Why don't you come visit my and Jun's class sometime ask some of them, I'm sure you'll find someone you like."
    "We will try and take your advice." Souseiseki replies.
    "I would also be glad to try and find you suitable candidates." you tell her with a bow.

    'HEY DUDE. HEY, FUCKING HEY.' Kraus calls for you mentally.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:59 No.18285917
    >'HEY DUDE. HEY, FUCKING HEY.' Kraus calls for you mentally.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)07:59 No.18285918
    yeah, Shinku is acting like a router for mana.
    she did that in the show too for Hina ichigo.

    >If it were up to me I'd give Ursula or Erica, Boku
    >And give Hina, Desu
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)07:59 No.18285919
    Oh god, he has turned into a foul mouthed Navi

    Introduce our classy motherfucker of a tea set and tell him to throw together the picnic basket for later
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:00 No.18285922
    Give it to Ursula, it would be mean to give Boku to Erica

    And Hina + Desu can only be amusing
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:01 No.18285925
    Hey man, if you want to continue having a tea party with these ladies that's cool, just throw together a picnic basket and I'll see you later.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:03 No.18285946
    Suisuisuisuisuisui to Amazon?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:03 No.18285950
    Introduce Kraus to the two new dolls, advise Kraus to be polite (as much as he can) to Souseiseki, while giving Suisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisuisui the talking to (and perhaps hate-fucking later on) she needs.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:09 No.18285973
    That would be amusing.
    Could see her wondering why she keeps the talky little doll around though
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)08:12 No.18285993
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    'I can see that."
    'What?' you try and sound innocent.
    'I see, I wonder how Frau, or Shinku would take that.'
    'Want me to set you up?'
    'Want some time with them?'
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:13 No.18286001
    >Hina, Desu
    That's my choice for her.
    As for Boku, I dunno. Yuki maybe?
    Also, if Kirakishou shows up she HAS to go to Sousuke. She's just crazy enough to take his hyper-preparedness completely seriously.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:13 No.18286003
    Now then.
    How do we wingman this successfully?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:15 No.18286013
    Yuki and Boku.
    This pleases me. Although honestly Yuki would probably be even quieter and use Boku to keep people away
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:17 No.18286019
    Ok the only big question is whether to take Jun and Shinku out of the equation. I think that we should just give Kraus and the Twins some time alone. Say that we have an engagement and wink at Jun asking if he remembered the important thing he had to do while winking and glancing at Kraus. Before we leave make a picnic basket and be on our merry way.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:18 No.18286024
    'Yeah, like I did with Gai and Maggie, right? Calm the fuck down, let me use my swag and you'll be pouring your hot brew over twins as well.'
    Arc up a bit to his ribbing.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)08:18 No.18286026
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    'Hey Jun.'
    'yeah?' he asks
    'Why don;t we get out of here and leave them to themselves for awhile? Maybe Kraus and Shinku can talk to them and help them with this medium business.'
    'That'd help a lot actually.'

    'Kraus, I got you your time. I'm gonna need a favor though.'
    'Can you pack me a basket for the picnic with the girls?'
    'Mega Diabeetus levels of girly.'
    'YOU GOT IT.' he says as a basket materializes by your feet.
    'Hey, be polite to Souseiseki, okay? I don;t think being too brash would sit right with her.'

    "Hey Jun. Why don't we check out the Library, and let the guys here enjoy themselves?" you tell him
    "Sure" he answers.
    "I too shall be joining you, chaps." Ted says as he gets up off his seat.

    You turn to the dolls.
    "My ladies, I shall leave Jakob and Kraus here to entertain you. We have other business to attend to."

    You, Ted and Jun leave the room.
    You ponder what to do next.

    Time is around 13:00
    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:20 No.18286036
    We can either do the picnic or another suggestion is to advance the Yuki route by going to the library, we may not have Kraus but I think we can have all the stuff necessary for a proper cup of tea in our folio.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:20 No.18286038
    Go see Yuki, have some tea then onto the picnic
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:21 No.18286045
    1pm Isnt exactly picnic time.
    sun would still be too hot outside.
    Best to do it at around 3pm
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:22 No.18286051
    Are we really leaving Jakob there?
    'U-um, sir? Must I have to be here?'
    'What's the matter, J? They aren't actually moving around are they?'
    'Well... No, but I can hear the event transpirint through the mental link-'
    'My word! This is not on at all!'
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:24 No.18286058
    To the bookarium!
    Also, why leave J?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:24 No.18286059
    Poor J, having to witness such an event...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)08:30 No.18286087
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    The three of you head to the library, even if it was just a pretense for getting out of the room.
    'Hey J, once laplace mode runs out, come join us here.' you tell your familiar. 'I'm sure Kraus can handle all three of them then.'
    'Of course sir.' he answers.

    Once in the library, Jun heads towards the artificing section, and ted goes off to the historical section.
    You think of where to go.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:30 No.18286090
    did we come here to meet Yuki?
    Is that wise?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:31 No.18286093
    We didn't, at least consciously.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:31 No.18286095
    rolled 95 = 95


    Look for books

    The Idiots Guide to Combat Applications of Reinforced Violins
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:31 No.18286098
    Where we found Yuki sitting before.
    Maybe Mentilate to her we came to see her for tea
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:32 No.18286103
    Wait. I just had brilliant idea.
    Romance novel, make Erica carry it. Maybe even get her to read it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:32 No.18286104
    A book on dwarfish machinery and legends concerning their watches. Also see if we can't find Yuki, look where she was last time.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:33 No.18286114
    we haven't even started reading the other books we took
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:33 No.18286117
    Of course.

    Our swag was thrown of, as it was applying itself as it would to the Director. Now, it has had time to figure out how to draw in the shy, introverted Yuki.

    Our swag brought us here, subconsciously armed with the perfect words to sway Yuki, if we always make sure to listen to our inner Swag.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:34 No.18286121

    I think we might need this on how to properly use our violin in combat.

    Then we need to get in some practice/sim time.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:37 No.18286131
    Let's go find Yuki.
    Apologize to her in person this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:39 No.18286137
    Where go?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:47 No.18286171
    >catch up on the last bit of last thread and this one
    I should point out we're spending next Sunday in the woods with Souske. We need to see if we can cram in that session with Shinji on Friday or Saturday. Damn scheduling conflicts.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:49 No.18286183
    Already done
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)08:50 No.18286190
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    You decide to check up on Yuki and apologize to her in person.
    You check the alcove where you first saw her but whe wasnt there.
    You reach out to her.
    'Hey Yuki.'
    'H-hi.' She answers after a moment of silence.
    'I'm at the library right now. Maybe you'd like to have some tea?'

    **ROLL EM**
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:51 No.18286194
    rolled 98 = 98

    I hope our Swag works this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:51 No.18286195
    rolled 50 = 50

    number 1, here I come!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:51 No.18286197
    rolled 95 = 95


    here we go
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:51 No.18286198
    rolled 89 = 89

    Please be nice to the shy girl, oh dice gods.

    Ah, ok. I skipped OP because it's usually just a recap.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:52 No.18286200
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:52 No.18286202
    rolled 43 = 43

    Rolling for Lu Bu Confrontation.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:52 No.18286207
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:53 No.18286210
    >Catpcha: fapple trees
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:53 No.18286211
    Wasn't we supposed to go picnic with Sakura and party today with the picnic basket and all?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:53 No.18286216
    We're doing that soon. 2~3 PM ish.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:53 No.18286217
    We are, it's about 1:00, maybe 1:30 in the afternoon, we're aiming for a picnic and like 3 or so so it's still nice and sunny out but we don't have the hot sun beating down on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:54 No.18286221
    I'm starting to think that maybe our resident dice god is Kraus.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:56 No.18286232
    But he's preoccupied with fucking the twins-
    Is his scoring with the twins affecting our dice?
    We must get our TeaBro more bitches!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)08:58 No.18286240
    I think he's just in a good mood because of it. We just need to make sure he gets to spend plenty of time with the bitches he has. I mean his harem is about to be bigger than ours.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)08:58 No.18286242
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    'S-sure.' she tells you. 'I'm on the patio. the door at the east side leads there.'
    You find the door as she instructed and find her sitting at a small table with a stack of books in front of her.
    "Hi." you tell her as you approach "You're not gonna run this time right?"
    "N-no." she answers trying to hide behind a book. "I was surprised last time."
    "And for that I'm sorry.'
    You place the basket on the ground and pull out a thermos of tea and some biscuits.
    As you serve her, you start to make small talk.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:00 No.18286248
    "What books have you been losing yourself in recently?" A little small talk to try and reveal more about her.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:01 No.18286253
    Ask what her favorite book is and what she's been reading lately, if she has any hobbies other than reading in the library. Don't bring up her being an aspect of the director, try to get to know her as herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:01 No.18286254
    So what are you reading now? The book from the other day was the little prince I believe but it seems you are already onto another one
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)09:12 No.18286298
    fell asleep at my post.
    glad to see you didn't die of bloodloss or trauma or whatever LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:13 No.18286301
    I like this one the most so far. We need to see if she does anything else besides read all day every day.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)09:14 No.18286306
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    "So, what're you reading now?"
    She shows you the cover, on it you read ' The Adventures of Pinocchio'
    "Pinocchio huh? Cool choice. I hear you've been hanging out with Ted and J, thanks for keeping them company."
    "No, not at all. I like them and I like reading with them."
    "I've seen you coming here a lot lately, why? What books do you like?"

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:15 No.18286313
    "Well, I haven't had the time to read anything with stories, since I've been trying to study some stuff... Speaking of which, would you happen to have any suggestions, regarding the matter?"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:16 No.18286317
    Do you have any other hobbies, I never see you anywhere else?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:16 No.18286319
    "Books that teach me how to do things. Things are very different here from where I came from, so I like to learn as many useful things as I can."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:16 No.18286322
    >Little Prince
    one wants to be a real little boy
    the other is a little boy that knows he has to go away soon.
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)09:17 No.18286324
    "Most recently I've been reading books to supplement my Alchemy training with Mr. Ryuu. I haven't had a lot of time for reading for pleasure recently."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:18 No.18286325

    "Not too much time to read for fun, unfortunately.

    Lately I've been doing more reading on potions and alchemy, though when I do, I prefer the non-fictional books."

    It stands to reason that a severely depressed Hayate would not enjoy fantasy. Since its a story and fantasies don't come true. So he sticks to whats real.

    PTSD mode GO.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:18 No.18286329
    "Well, I've always preferred making my own story, so to speak. I usually only get books to study with. Do you have anything else you like to do, or anything you want to do?"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:18 No.18286332
    more likely he'd read fantasy in order to escape reality
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:19 No.18286335
    Mostly I am reading alchemy books because I like making potions.

    I never really read much when I was a kid, I was too busy working.

    Leave it at that
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)09:22 No.18286350
    I think that, in general, reading has always been a practical thing for us. Especially after the incident with the old man and the violin, we're afraid to have a hobby that's just, "for fun"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:24 No.18286365
    We should have a PTSD moment over the one book we had as a kid. It told a story about a boy and his friends going on an adventure. We read it endlessly because we wished it could be us. And then one day our parents used it to start a fire p
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)09:24 No.18286367
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    "Most recently I've been reading books to supplement my Alchemy training. I haven't had a lot of time for reading for pleasure recently." you tell her.
    "B-but isn't reading itself pleasurable?"
    "T-the feel of the book in your hands, the smell of paper, the rustling of each page as you turn it."
    "When you put it that way, I guess it is pleasurable to read." you say with a smile. "Do you have any other hobbies other than reading?"
    "N-no, I like reading. I don't like physical excercises too much. I'ts like I thrive on information."
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)09:25 No.18286369
    it's a bit early to be laying the PTSD on Yuki.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:26 No.18286372
    Ask for suggestions on reading material
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:27 No.18286375
    Agreed. She's too skittish to risk a freakout in front of her yet.

    I'd give her the Ryuu lesson at this point. Reading is good and fun, but experience is also information.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:29 No.18286388
    "When you put it that way, it seems quite calming. It sounds nice." Smile to her, then ask "What stories would you recommend? You seem to be quite the expert on books."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:32 No.18286404
    "All the information in those books are from other people, attempting to explain the amazing events they've experienced, or thought up. Reading them is all very well, but perhaps you would like to make some of your own some time?" Invite her to the picnic, or something. Get her experiencing life, not books explaining how great life can be.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:32 No.18286405

    But then, some things just cannot be conveyed through reading alone.

    I'm sure you've read about flying? How those the book write about it? I can take my saucer up into the sky and the feel of the wind against my face, the heat of the sun on my skin; words alone would not suffice.

    Sometimes, one needs to go out and experience the things in the books for themselves."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:33 No.18286407
    Information is good, but you might want to go out and actually experience some of the stuff you read about, but I'm glad you've found something you love.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)09:36 No.18286422
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    "Do you stay here all the time?" you ask her.
    "Don't you go out to town or maybe just around the quad?"
    "Don't you go to classes?"
    "T-they havent assigned me to one yet."
    "Hey, how about this? maybe sometime i could take you around the campus and out to town? Maybe a little tour. Reading is good, but nothing beats experience, and I want you to experience the town at the very least."

    **ROLL EM**
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:37 No.18286426
    rolled 87 = 87


    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)09:37 No.18286427
    rolled 31 = 31

    Oh god, here comes the arm
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:37 No.18286429
    rolled 36 = 36

    Don't fail now.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:38 No.18286430
    rolled 81 = 81

    I'm praying and making sacrifices so hard right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:38 No.18286431
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:38 No.18286432
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:38 No.18286435
    rolled 100 = 100

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:39 No.18286437
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:39 No.18286439
    rolled 29 = 29

    The number of love interest hayate has is starting to get ridiculously huge.

    We need to run up against a stop line soon.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:39 No.18286440
    I think it's time to cue up some Alladin right now.
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)09:41 No.18286450
    we are most persuasive butler.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:42 No.18286457
    There is no stop line, Hayate is like Thulsa Doom, all bitches belong to him. Even if they do not know it
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:43 No.18286459
    Pfft, we don't even have shit on Tenchi yet, and most harem comedies have at least as many as we're currently working on. This is nothing. We signed up for ALL the bitches.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:44 No.18286468
    You see there is a theoretical point where we no longer have enough time to spend quality time with each of our ladies, but this can be bypassed through a number of factors, sufficient swag, time travel and other members of the harem supporting and entertaining the rest. With proper planning and the right members it can reach incredibly large numbers.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:47 No.18286478
    Come on LG, write us up some awesome.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)09:50 No.18286494
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    >great rolls when kraus is having creepy mental doll sex
    >happened too when he did shinku

    "S-sure. I'd like that." she answers you with a small blush.
    "When would you like to go?" you ask her.
    "I will need to clear it with my handler, the Director." she answers.
    "Okay, tell me when you want to go, and I'll show you around."

    The two of you sit in comfortable silence for a few moments.
    "Hey," you ask her. "can you recommend me something to read?"
    "S-sure." she says as she stands up and leads you inside the library.

    "Would you like another alchemy book?" she asks.
    "Nah, I checked out a new one just yesterday. Maybe something to entertain myself with."

    She leads you down an aisle that seemed mostly classic literature.
    "T-this is good." she says as she hands you Cyrano De Bergerac.
    "T-this too." Don Quixote
    And then she hands you a thicker book that said 'Selected works of Shakespeare'
    "I-i like that one the most."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:51 No.18286502
    And now we have to start throwing random quotes during battle.
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)09:53 No.18286512

    Time to get our poetry on. Swag factor multiplied by eloquence.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:53 No.18286516
    Nice, we're going to have to class up some due to this new literature. Given the time we should bid her farewell, say we'd love to see her again and set up the picnic.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:54 No.18286521
    We had better get a mental flash from kraus during the creepy TWIN doll mental sex

    Thank her for the books and say we are good to show her around whenever she and the director feel like
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:56 No.18286533
    "Thank you. I never had much time for formal education back in my Dimension, so I've always been a little lacking when it comes to the Classics."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:57 No.18286538
    Jesus that's a heavy pile to work with, and we need to do it in a reasonable timeframe. I guess we can put all those unnamed minutes in the can to work for us. Also, if the dice did this before, we REALLY need to make sure Kraus gets laid more often. Wait. WE CAN USE THE TWINS'S OLD ROOM FOR DEVICE SWAG PALACE! They don't need it anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)09:58 No.18286544
    It might get reassigned but if not then sure
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)09:59 No.18286549
    isnt that heavy of a pile.
    Well, maybe don quixote is kinda long.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:00 No.18286550
    It will eventually, but there's time before the new class comes in. By then we'll have hopefully set up the superior room version we planned before.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:00 No.18286554
    By then hopefully we will have our swag palace underway
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:01 No.18286556
    Ask her if she ever fantasized about being in her own story.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:02 No.18286566
    Exactly, and we'll have room for him to have his own place in there. Hopefully, the Doc will be back in a week or 2 so we can do that.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:03 No.18286569
    Right then. We should probably check out the books, chat a little bit more with Yuki, then thank her for the book recommendations and the conversation, then go and get Sakura, Nanoha, and Madoka, and get the picnic ready.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:03 No.18286571
    Who knows. His sign said he'd be back in 2 years, but with the Doctor, that's kind of useless.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:04 No.18286577
    Mentilate them when we have it ready.
    While we are at it get that damn video from Nanoha or Madoka , we need to show that to the twins
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:05 No.18286578
    Yea, that could be 2 years of his time for all we know. He could be back tomorrow.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)10:07 No.18286593
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    As you the two of you walk around some more in the library, you ask her.
    "Have you ever fantasized of yourself being in a story?"
    She shakes her head. "N-no. I think of myself as more of an observer than a main character. I'm content with being the one reading the story."
    "Really? not even once?" you ask her again.
    "W-well... i think I once dreamed of being in a fairytale. The one's where a prince rescued a princess. I don't remember much of it though."
    "Ah. I see..."

    As you walk back to the veranda, someone stops you.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:08 No.18286595
    Or it could be the equivalent of a back in 15 minutes for him.

    Just gonna be when LG wants to let us see him again.. Or the dice gods let us
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:10 No.18286603
    I wonder who it could be.

    Another instructor come to see if we're bother Yuki?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:11 No.18286605
    Director Nagato?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:12 No.18286611
    He'll be there when LG wants us to get more parts for the Cassiopeia as he is our route to following up on the lead we've found.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:12 No.18286612
    Well, we've had 2 Frank encounters checking to see if he's back. It's probably a good idea to just wait until Mike tells us that the Doc's looking for us again.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:13 No.18286617
    Yeah but Frank encounters are actually pretty funny.
    Like Shinji and his terror driven land speed record run way earlier
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:16 No.18286632
    The Director could be fun. Let it be her, please.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)10:16 No.18286635
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    It was the Director.
    "We must talk." she tells Yuki.
    "Y-yes ma'am"
    "Follow me." the Director says as she leads her away.
    "I-I'll see you next time Hayate." Yuki tells you as she walks behind the Director.
    "Yeah. Thanks for these books. I'll be sure to read em." you answer her.
    You watch as the two walk away into the depths of the library.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:17 No.18286640
    And may lead to TWIN TWINS THEY WERE
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:18 No.18286648
    Organize the picnic, Mentilate the girls and tell them to arrive in about 20 minutes also ask Nanoha or Madoka for the video from the other night so we can show the twins
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)10:18 No.18286650
    time to get ready for that picnic i suppose.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:18 No.18286652
    Message Sakura and co. tell them to prep for picnic, see if we can get the video of Sakura running on walls from someone. Set up that picnic.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:19 No.18286654
    Picnic time?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:19 No.18286655
    Alright, let's check out the books, and then time-check.
    We should probably start getting the picnic ready.
    And get that video of hyper-active Sakura.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:19 No.18286658
    Why do I get bad feelings about this? Almost as if she's going to stop us from talking, or stop her from leaving the Director's sight.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:19 No.18286659
    I'd really like to be the mouse in that conversation. Oh well.
    Picnic sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:19 No.18286661
    Check in with J.
    More likely they'll combine back together and we get Achievement Unlocked: This Thing Goes All the Way to the Top.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:21 No.18286670
    Not after the 100
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:22 No.18286672
    Thing is, I'm the guy that got the 100, AND the bad feels.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:22 No.18286675
    Director probably just needs to dump more "junk" data into Yuki. She has to do that sort of thing regularly.

    We wouldn't be able to understand it, even if we could hear. The Director will probably be speaking that data language gibberish.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:23 No.18286679
    We need a brief Kraus interlude as well
    Whether it is through J's horrified eyes or a brief
    I AM AWESOME HEAR ME DO THESE TWINS from Kraus himself
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:28 No.18286696

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)10:31 No.18286715
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    You check the books out and put them in your folio, reminding yourself to read them some later.

    You decide to start preparing for the picnic.
    'Hey J, you still with Kraus?'
    'Yes sir.'
    'Whatre they doing now?'
    'Miss suiseiseki flew out the windows, miss Shinku and miss Souseiseki is drinking tea in silence.'
    'And Kraus?'
    'He is unusually silent sir. Miss Shinku has his pot in her lap.'
    'Well, I was about to get ready on that picnic with the girls. Why don't you join me? I'll tell you where when I find a good spot.'
    'of course sir.'

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:32 No.18286731
    A nice grassy area, maybe under some trees
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:34 No.18286738
    Definitely need some shade. Kraus is getting his swag on, so we can't poof something.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:34 No.18286741
    Grass, trees, shade, maybe a smal hill to look down from.
    >Kraus failed Twins Get
    Ahaha bit off more than he could chew with that one.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:35 No.18286752
    Is there a nice grassy place with some trees for shade?
    Preferably with some elevation to look at the surrounding area spread out. It would also allow for a nice breeze.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:38 No.18286758
    Even we didn't score both at the same time. He'll wear the bitchy one down. They're too good of a match not to work things out. It will be some pretty epic hatefucking too.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)10:39 No.18286771
    No hills in the bureau.
    You can try the park in town.

    Grassy/tree areas are beside the gym
    Behind the academic building
    grass only:
    lawn by the cafeteria
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:42 No.18286788
    Well, grass only is out, so that leave the park, beside the gym, and behind the academic building.

    Do we remember any hills in the park in town?
    It might be better if we leave the picnic basket in our room to stay cool while we scout out the locations.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:45 No.18286813
    Oh, I've got no doubt he'll get Desu. Boku, on the other hand, requires a bit of class. No hatefucking to be had there.
    >go back to room
    >Kraus, Boku and Shinku still being awkward
    Yeah nah. Let's just head out back of Admin. Maybe Yuki and the Director will see us and get all curious.
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)10:46 No.18286820
    i vote behind the gym. no need to disturb admin if we send Sakura into SugarBreak mode.
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)10:49 No.18286835
    until she starts bouncing off of stuff i mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:49 No.18286838
    Good point
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:53 No.18286864
    Alright, so beside the Gym? Alright, let's scope out a good spot, then invite the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)10:53 No.18286868
    Since Boku's the one still there, I think they'll get along. He's a tea set. There's class there underneath all the rage and vulgarity.
    Gym works for me.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:03 No.18286930

    In the words of the man/teaset himself
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)11:05 No.18286943
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    >Gym it is
    >sorry about that, got absorbed in that room designer thing.
    >tried making hayatas current room

    You decide the best place to do the picnic was behind the Gym.
    The large trees there, and the soft grass perfect for a relaxing time with the girls.

    Once you get there, you take out the basket Kraus made for you.

    You set out everything he had inside.
    A large checkered blanket to sit on, two dozen assorted teddybears to decorate with, 5 different cakes all made with strawberries in them, strawberry cookies, strawberry sandwiches, strawberry milk, strawberry tea, it's like a Knotts berry farm explosion.

    WIth everything set up as much as you could you invite the girls over.
    'Madoka, Sakura, Nanoha. I have the picnic ready and waiting for you behind the gym.'

    And then you wait.
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    Hayate's pad
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:08 No.18286966
    Welp. Time to calmly sip tea and wait.
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)11:09 No.18286973
    start on don Quixote while waiting.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:10 No.18286977
    Oh right, we've got a reading list now.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:16 No.18287009
    Mentilate Nanoha or Madoka for that damn video then sip of tea and start on our reading list, preferably the shorter of the books
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)11:18 No.18287022
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    The girls arrived shortly afterwards.
    Sakura pulling Madoka and Nanoha walking with Vita.
    Indeed, the little redheaded hammermeister has ceeded to join you today.

    You sit them all down and begin serving tea, and whatever they'd like.

    [ ]sakura
    [ ]nanoha
    [ ]madoka
    [ ]vita
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:18 No.18287023
    Hang on, Doesn't the mental comms work via device links? So how are we doing it without Kraus around?
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)11:19 No.18287026
    [x] Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:19 No.18287031
    We are still connected to kraus we just can't use him to do anything. So we can talk to people through him we just can't do anything else
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)11:20 No.18287036
    Kraus can still link up with you even if you don't have him on hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:20 No.18287039
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:21 No.18287043
    Nanoha, then Vita. Maybe Madoka. We don't know them that well. Yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:22 No.18287048
    Nanoha, then point out to Vita that she seems to have invited herself. Tease her a little on her manners.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:23 No.18287057
    We told them to feel free to invite friends
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:31 No.18287101
    We have spoken to Madoka and Vita all of twice I think.
    Wonder how Vita feels about us now since last we saw she wanted to introduce her hammer to our face
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:31 No.18287103
    Sakura, to ask if the picnic is to her liking.
    Then Nanoha, Madoka, and Vita.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:34 No.18287117
    Our team won, so she should have some grudging respect. We didn't face off against her directly, though, so she might still want to test us personally.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)11:37 No.18287143
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    "Hey there, how was your day?" you ask your girlfriend.
    "It was great. Vita and I went training, My spells are 12% stronger now compared to the last measurements we took."
    "Wow, that's awesome. You don't plan into blowing up a mountain right?"
    "Already did." she says with a smile.
    "It wasnt that big of a mountain," Vita says from beside her. "It was more of a large hill."

    "Miss Vita, I'm glad you could join us today." you say as you turn to her. "i trust everything is to your liking?"
    "Yeah. Food's good." she tells you curtly.
    "I'm not sure about all the cutesy stuff though."
    "Ah, And I thought you liked cute stuff, your armor has such a cute hat."
    "I-I... T-That wasnt..." she stops trying to make excuses and just hides her face with a teddy bear.
    She gives you a mental message as she does so,
    'It's great that you patched things up with Nanoha. But I'm watching you. Make her cry again and I'll hammer you hard enough to drive you into the ground.'
    'I woudnt dream of doing that.' you answer her.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:38 No.18287147
    I think LG is busy krumpin some gits for more teef to get a shoota to go with his new choppa
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)11:38 No.18287148
    well I also think Nanoha might have explained the situation somewhat to her in the intervening time, at least to the extent of "I'm not mad at Hayate, no need to go hammertime on him." But a sparring match does sound fun.
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)11:40 No.18287158
    how old is Vita?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:40 No.18287160
    Talk with Madoka and Sakura next, I suppose.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)11:41 No.18287166
    Not human. A construct of sorts.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:42 No.18287168
    Same age as Nanoha I think
    I would like to give operation bouncy castle a shot as well, guys came up with it and we never got to try it
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:42 No.18287172
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    >pic describing today's activities
    Technically, hundreds, if not thousands.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:45 No.18287195
    >Make her cry again and I'll hammer you hard enough to drive you into the ground.'
    "If I did, I would let you."

    On to Sakura!
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)11:51 No.18287233
    so then what's her relative age, maturity wise?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)11:51 No.18287235
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    "Miss Madoka, I hope you are enjoying yourself?"
    "Yes, the food is delicious and the setup is so cute. I like the teddybears the best."
    "Im glad you like them." you then switch to mental communications.
    'Can you send Kraus taht recording of Sakura acting all sugar crazy?'
    'Sure. I'm doing it nao.'
    Sakura notices the slight facial expression you make when mentilalting.
    "What ever do you mean, Sakura?"
    "You're asking Madoka to show you that video :<"
    "No he wasnt." Madoka says. 'technically speaking'
    at that moment Nanoha took the chance to project her own copy of the video.
    It showed Sakura running around the wall, ceiling and floor of a room, Nanoha and Madoka desperately trying to get her down.
    Sakura says in the video, as she's finally brought down on to the bed and weighed down by the other two girls.
    "NOOOOOOOO!" Sakura says, highly embarrased.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:51 No.18287244
    Old enough to be on our swag pile
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)11:52 No.18287251
    Woman. Warrior.
    Are you planning what I think you're planning?
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    rolled 46 = 46


    Give her some Red Bull to 'calm' her down.
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)11:54 No.18287278
    now would be a good time to discuss the dress for Erica. explain the plan to Nanoha, tell Sakura that the dress has to be in the bureau's color scheme.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:56 No.18287291
    This. Getting someone else embarrassed should settle her down.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:56 No.18287294
    They might be, but I think Vita's already in a different Hayate's swag pile.

    Unless we were to combine them...
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)11:59 No.18287309
    Chuckle and say you think it's cute.
    Then tell Sakura about the color requirements for the dress and fill in the others about it
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)11:59 No.18287311
    mostly I'm curious. And it's the only way to plan ahead how she might react to different situations.
    As I've said before, I like to think my main job is to spot potential serious problems ahead of time. She's obviously very protective of Nanoha, but that means she could be anywhere from an adolescent sister to an aunt/mother.
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:00 No.18287318
    All hayate swag piles must be our current one.
    Regardless of past, future, alternate dimensions
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:00 No.18287319



    Uh, yeah, I think this is a feasible plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:01 No.18287325
    An outwardly childish big sister is probably a good guess given how she has acted so far
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:04 No.18287343

    But thats not even an AU hayate.

    It's literally another person with the name Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:05 No.18287348
    That's why I never specified our Hayate
    I just mean all swag piles belonging to any Hayate's must be ours
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:05 No.18287349
    Yes, and?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)12:09 No.18287381
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    "I think it's cute." you tell Sakura with a chicken.
    "Okay, Okay, Nanoha, can you please stop the projection?"
    "Okay. we can watch it later."

    "So Sakura, how do you like this picnic?"
    "I'm glad you liked it. By the way, you remember that dress I was talking about?"
    "Yep. I told Nano-chan and Mado-chan about it too."
    "YOu remember to keep the color scheme similar to the bureau uniform?"
    "YEP! IT's gonna be soooo beautiful. all white and gold and some blue."
    "MAke it as frilly as you can." you tell the girls.

    You spend the rest of the afternoon entertaining the girls with basic parlor tricks and conversation.
    In the middle of a card trick, someone interrupted you.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:10 No.18287392
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:13 No.18287411
    Ted's here right?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:14 No.18287422

    Shit! it's fucking Shirou!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:14 No.18287424
    Keima, it must be Keima
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)12:15 No.18287431
    let it be a pissed off Suisuisuisui
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:16 No.18287440
    Keima wouldn't use exclamation points unless Elsie was being annoying.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:16 No.18287441
    Shirou can stay if it's him but he needs to put on a dress
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:17 No.18287448
    Well it suits Elsie to be so excited about something like a picnic since she loved the ball so much
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)12:17 No.18287450
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    You know that voice.
    It's a voice you'll forever remember after talking to that person for the first time.
    It's a voice that always seems to fill you with a slight sense of dread
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:19 No.18287460
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)12:20 No.18287471
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:20 No.18287472
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:21 No.18287481
    It's only a slight sense, so it's probably Shirou. Frank would be more pure terror than slight dread.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)12:24 No.18287499
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    You turn around and see her.
    Still wearing that white shirt, and the stripped panties you've seen her in back in the twins' home dimension.
    Her hair still tied up in those ever present twintails.
    IT'S LUCCHINNI. The little mynx that threw you into a bath full of witches.

    "HEY HAYATA!" she says as she walks towards you, on her shoulders, a small black cat.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:25 No.18287503
    Audible gasp!

    We act like a butler would, and allow her to join in. Give her tea and sugar. We are butler, we serve.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:26 No.18287508
    Hey! Luchinni wasn't it?
    Turn to the girls, this is one of Erica and Ursula's friends from their home dimension. Although that brings the question of why you are here? I thought we left you back at the castle
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:26 No.18287511
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:26 No.18287517
    This turned out better than expected. Actually, the only bad part is that Kraus is too busy banging dolls to provide us with zoom beverages.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:27 No.18287525
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:28 No.18287534
    So this is what SOON meant.
    Introductions all around.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)12:28 No.18287538
    Time to either get the BEAR BEARS or Expresso ready.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:29 No.18287542
    Not enough to break the dimension barrier, but you're right that we can still have some fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:30 No.18287551
    It is time. Bear baiting Sakura vs Luchinni. No holds barred.
    Ask the older girls if they are okay with this plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:30 No.18287553
    I think we should wait to do that.
    I mean we could lose them if we try that out here, trying it inside means we could keep them in a room coated with rebounder so that they don't cause too much trouble
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:31 No.18287559
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    "Zucchini!" you say with a gasp "Why are you here?!"
    "I came here with the Major! Actually, I hid in one of the striker unit crates."
    You lead her to the blanket as she explains.
    "Then i fell asleep inside, then when I woke up I was in this building underground. Then I found this cat. He talks."
    "Good afternyan~" the cat tells you from it's perch on her shoulder.
    "And now I'm a trainee here." she finishes.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:31 No.18287560
    Mentillate to Nanoha and Madoka "Has Max ever told you about BEAR leaves?"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:32 No.18287569
    If that's you LG, you lost your trip.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:32 No.18287573
    Well that is definitely an interesting way to get made a trainee.

    But won't they want her back and won't she need striker units?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:40 No.18287628
    We must also call Ron... I mean Keima down to see it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:41 No.18287632
    This is a good point.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:43 No.18287642
    Well I am mainly thinking Mike won't be able to cover for us "losing" two fellow trainees due to a prank

    They are pretty lax with most the rules but I dare say that's pretty far over the line
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)12:43 No.18287644
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    You sit her down on the blanket and introduce her to the girls.
    "GIrls, this is Francesca Lucchinni from Erica and Ursula's home dimension." she grins and bares her fangs.
    "This is Nanoha, Madoka, Sakura and Vita."
    "Hello~" she tells them
    "You're a new trainee?" Nanoha asks.
    "Yep! I wasnt supposed to be though. But after I found Mario here, they said I had to train."
    "You came here alone?" Sakura asks
    Lucchinni is now on her second slice of cake,
    Sakura, now also on her second slice of cakes continue the conversation with her,

    As the two sugar fiends get to talking, NAnoha pulls your sleeve.

    **ROLL EM**

    Dafuk. Jumping threads erased it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:44 No.18287654
    rolled 8 = 8

    gummiBEARS are too dagerous for outside use.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:44 No.18287655
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:45 No.18287661
    He is always asking us about hiding bodies, so he's probably used to some crazy shit. I'm not saying we wouldn't get in trouble, but he's probably dealt with worse. He'd probably make us go track them down.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:45 No.18287662
    rolled 43 = 43

    "Is this going to induce some sort of Hyperactivity Feedback Loop?"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:45 No.18287664
    rolled 31 = 31

    The bears are ok outside. It's just bears + caffeine + mega diabeetus levels of sugar = bad
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:47 No.18287680
    I still want to avoid that sort of situation until it becomes a necessity.

    Like when we accidentally kill Shirou.

    I don't think mike would like to actually have to cover something like that up and it is ungentlemanly, a proper butler could dispose of bodies on his own
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)12:48 No.18287689
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    "Hey, look what mister Max gave us when we run into him this morning..." She says as she pulled out a familiar tin.
    "MEETOO!" sakura and luchinni say.
    "Sure." Nanoha says as she tosses the tin to the two.
    You try to intercept it in mid-air but you were too late.
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)12:48 No.18287690
    rolled 76 = 76

    roll for shenanigans
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:49 No.18287697
    Hahahaha YEAH!
    I knew we loved Nanoha for Many good reasons
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:49 No.18287699
    rolled 7 = 7

    oh boy....
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:49 No.18287700
    Oh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. This should be great.
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)12:50 No.18287702
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)12:51 No.18287706
    This is gonna be bad. Or glorious. Probably both.

    Is anyone dressed in primarily red?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:51 No.18287710
    God dammit. The minute Kraus struck out, all the rolls went to pot.

    Seriously, someone needs to get him laid. Constantly.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:51 No.18287712
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:53 No.18287726
    "Nanoha, I don't say this enough but I love you."
    We need to call Keima down right now, something like
    'Dude! I need you behind the Gym right now! They got into the GummyBEARS! The GummyBEARS! I can't handle this shit on my own!'
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)12:54 No.18287733
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    "Rawwwwr :3"
    "Rooooar ^_^"

    'Oh goddammit' you think to yourself.
    "What happened to them?" Nanoha asks you as the two roll around on the grass.

    "Roooar~ :3"
    "Raaaaaawr~ ^_^"

    "It's those gummyBEARS. Eating them makes you think you are a bear." you tell her.
    "Eh, what the hell. Nanoha, take some videos and pics. this will be hilarious."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:54 No.18287734
    This 1000x this, and tell the girls to get recording and send a copy to Kraus.

    Motherfucker will laugh so hard he will spit tea everywhere
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)12:56 No.18287747
    So I wonder how long the effects of the whole tin will last on them?

    Because lets be honest there is no way they ate anything less than the entire tin in that time
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)13:03 No.18287791
    Kinda thought so. Should we warn her?

    She's already threatened to HAMMERZEIT us a couple times, even if she had somewhat reasonable cause.

    Eh, let's leave him in peace. We don't need him getting assaulted by magical bear girls.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)13:03 No.18287800
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    The two of them begin attacking the teddybears you had decorating the setup.
    They tried to bite, claw and bat the bears, but without much damage.
    "Roaaaaar~ :3"
    "Rawwwwwr~ ^_^"

    You watch them try to climb the nearest tree and repeatedly fail.
    Luchinni taking a pretty hilarious tumble.

    The other girls were laughing at their antics, their sides hurting.
    And then they saw Vita.
    "Roaaar~ >:3"
    "Rawwwwr~ >_<"

    They pounced on her, knocking her to the ground.
    "Get them off!" Vita says as she struggles under the two girls slightly larger than her.
    "Get off!" with a mighty push she manages to dislodge them and send them air born.
    They unfortunately land on you.
    "Rawwwr~ >:3"
    "Roaaaar~ >_<"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:05 No.18287808
    But it would be awesome, and continue our trolling of him in a non sexual way for once

    And I don't think Vita would hit us for loli bears attacking her when Nanoha is the one who fed them to the girls
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:06 No.18287814
    Do we dare take some from our supply? Would we mistake the Bear Cubs for Bear Bitches?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)13:07 No.18287825
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    The cuteness is nearing lethal levels.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:08 No.18287834
    We can differentiate our young from our bitches. Do it!
    "Nanoha, keep an eye on me. The only way to stop a bear is to become a bear."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:08 No.18287835
    Time stop and step a few feet away then watch as time restarts

    Not the worst idea ever but I don't want to risk bear mode against them, we might hurt them

    Or we might be their brother and lead them in a glorious campaign against Ron Burgundy
    >> Y.Nagato_ Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)13:09 No.18287841
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    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)13:11 No.18287854

    double twins here we come.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:12 No.18287859
    Oh look, our swag drew her into orbit.
    >> le chat timide Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)13:13 No.18287866
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    You are Yuki Nagato, a student in the IDPKB.
    You spend all of your time in the library.

    Your handler is the Director.
    She's quiet, methodological, but kind.
    You feel like you've seen her face before.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)13:14 No.18287873
    The swag pile gets another two in it. We need to add more to that "Woke up covered in bitches" image.
    >> Sidestory: le chat timide Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)13:15 No.18287877
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    You are Yuki Nagato, a student in the IDPKB.
    You spend all of your time in the library.

    No one hardly talks to you here.
    They all seem distant. Afraid.
    Except for him
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:18 No.18287897
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)13:19 No.18287900
    Damnit, I dropped the "Nah." before the second part of the post. That was meant as an argument against warning her, as a small piece of vengeance.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:20 No.18287903
    You know once all these girls actually join we are gonna have one hell of a time fitting all of them into our room.

    We NEED that damn swag palace already
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)13:20 No.18287905
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    There's this guy in your class.
    And you like him.

    He casually mentioned having a horrible life.
    He seemed so relaxed when he said it.
    Yet he also seemed sad.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:21 No.18287909
    Im certain that the director has a house.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:21 No.18287910

    Oh master butler, do you have enough bitches yet?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)13:23 No.18287927
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    There's this guy in your class.
    And you like him.

    You sit in your room thinking.
    You think about him.
    And then a doll wearing green flew into your window.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:24 No.18287928
    "Bitches" and "enough" are two mutually exclusive words for Hayate.

    His swagravity just gets stronger with every female that shows up, drawing in even more girls!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)13:24 No.18287933
    If she does, that's her house, not our swagpalace.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:26 No.18287940

    Yeah we wanted a swag palace already though, this just gives us more reason and leverage towards that.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)13:26 No.18287947
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    Witches in your Britches.

    new thread 2100 4chan time
    >damn DST forcing me to post an hour earlier.

    I'm sleepy. It's monday.
    I have have work in 4 hours.
    Im off to bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:28 No.18287953
    Night LG!
    Did you trade your Toof in for a choppa yet or is that planned for tomorrow?

    Also you can just change the quest time forward an hour to compensate, not everyone following is on Yankee time anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:29 No.18287962
    Shit i just realized.
    If Sakabroto and MEEYAFOOJEE are here then Perrinne is too which means even more swag pile additions
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)13:29 No.18287963
    Why not adjust start times to account for DST?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)13:31 No.18287974
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    To do:
    Pic related to Ted
    SQUEEZE THOSE BUNS, and not die
    Expresso for Lucchini and Sakara.
    BEAR adventure with the Cubs?
    Troll Shirou
    Troll Keima
    Troll Kenji
    Go to Dreden's Boutique?
    Fix time watch
    Doctor without getting stopped by Frank
    Yuki's in the swag pile
    Anything else?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)13:31 No.18287977
    Jeeze man, just NOW?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:33 No.18287983
    Yeah slowpoke, I was laughing too hard at BEAR cubs

    Give Shirou his book ( may fall under trolling )
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)13:33 No.18287986
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    >Why didnt i think of that.
    Ill do that. yeah.

    NEW THREAD AT 2200
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:34 No.18287993
    Also espresso was changed to Tiramisu to combine CAFFEINE with SUGAR

    And give Hina the slow fall pin and show her how it works before we start training her.

    Her white day present can be chocolates but when we start helping her with her fear of heights I think I would like her to be used to the idea of the pin
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)13:35 No.18288002
    I guess I can't really blame you, for getting distracted by bear cubs.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:36 No.18288005
    Well shit if that "With every girl our swag grows stronger" we basically have those two as well. MEEYAFOOJEE likely doesn't have much resistance, and as for Sakamoto, we were able to attract an alien robot not programmed for love, she can't be that must stronger.

    Guise we are risking an implosion of swag. One that creates a swaghole, and draws every woman ever into it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:37 No.18288010
    Well given I have pushed for it since we saw Luchinni and wanted to get them both hyped up on caffeine and then got the bears and wanted to try that
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)13:38 No.18288020
    Definetly falls under trolling
    Get Kraus more bitches?
    Cigars for Mike
    Learn about Advanced Instructors and Field Agents?
    Expand Fortress of Swag
    What the hell was the saddle and ball gag for?
    PX, might have something *cough*hiddenblades*cough* for us there
    Meet other butlers?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:38 No.18288023
    Well Sakabroto seems to like us but not in that way, at least not yet. MEEYAFOOJEE seems to think we aren't an option thanks to the twins but she does like us
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:39 No.18288028
    Someone fucked up the tags for this archive.
    It's using the SWQ tags
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:40 No.18288036
    Mike has enough cigars for now, we got him a ox and he won three boxes of them off Max when we won the tournament.
    I did suggest a cooled mini keg of holding as the next bribe / gift

    Definitely up for a trip to the PX to see if Recette has anything else we could find useful
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:42 No.18288047
    Can we fix it? I don't do archiving since everyone else beats me to the punch
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:44 No.18288057
    Just vote it as usual I guess.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)13:45 No.18288065
    Cooled mini-keg of holding then. Ridiculously Convenient store should have that.
    PX is a must at this point. We can get any weapon we need from there, and some awesome extra stuff to boot.
    Need ammo for M1911, almost forgot that.
    We should also research either a Swag Potion or Swag shielding. There may be someone we don't want in the Swag Pile.
    Rood should help with weaponizing Ted. Considering were going against Caster level opponents, we need the fire support.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:47 No.18288076
    Yeah we wanted both regular magazines and enchanted bottomless / holding ones so we can use them in both regular and majaikal interference combat

    Ursula and Rood would probably love to have that opportunity

    And anti swag potion you mean on someone like frank?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:48 No.18288083
    The 1911 isn't permanent yet though, he gave it to us to get a feel for and see if we like it.

    I am still partial to something like an engraved Mauser but that is just my opinion
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)13:48 No.18288086
    Not on our own, no. Some one could try emailing LL, or inquire in the sup/tg/ IRC.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)13:54 No.18288122
    Yes. We need to keep Frank the fuck away.
    And we also need to figure out who field agents are.
    Possible Canidates for Field Agents:
    Commander Shepard
    The Doctor?
    Dr. Strange/Dr. Doom
    Sam Fisher
    Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson
    Possible Canidates for Administrators/ Advanced instructors:
    His Grace, Sir Commander Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh-Morpork
    Will Smith (Instructs Gettn' Jiggy With It)
    The Guy Sean Connery Plays in Highlander
    Harry Dresden

    Any other Sugesstions?
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)13:54 No.18288123
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    I am totally in favor of keeping the 1911, although I wouldn't mind the Mauser as an alternative. Classy engraving is a must, regardless of model.
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)13:58 No.18288145
    Instructors i'd like to see
    Juri Arisugawa
    Travis Touchdown
    Sam and Dean Winchester
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)13:58 No.18288149
    Sam Vimes would be more a field agent or agent in charge of deployments
    We also need Travis Touchdown as a CQC instructor

    well I am fine with the 1911 and it does have the advantage of removable magazines which the Mauser doesn't, I am just a fan of the Mauser because I think it is a nicer looking gun despite being worse for newbies
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:03 No.18288183
    Classy engraving is obviously needed. Our Swag demands it.
    More Possible Field Agents:
    Commisar Caphias Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
    Tommy Oliver (If you don't know who this is, you have no childhood, its the Original Green Power Ranger, Red Ranger TWICE, Original White Power Ranger, AND the Black Ranger in a later season. Yes, he is that badass)
    John Wayne
    Simo Hayha (Not sure if I got the spelling right)
    Possible Instructors/ Admins:
    The Guy Liam Neeson Plays in Taken
    Obi-wan Kenobi
    Optimus Prime
    L, from Deathnote
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:04 No.18288185
    The MacManus brothers - Connor and Murphy. (Boondocks Saints)
    Excellent assassination instructors. That or Ezio Auditore da Firenze.
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)14:05 No.18288195
    >The Guy Liam Neeson Plays in Taken
    Bryan Mills
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:06 No.18288203
    Both. Both are instructors in silencing targets, Connor and Murphy in ranged and duel wielding Ezio/Altiar in CQC, Infiltration and information gathering
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)14:07 No.18288210
    Vimes is a "retired" field agent, working in admin. I do like him being in deployment, though I can also see him being in training, too
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:07 No.18288214
    I would say Simo Hahya would be Sousuke's handler but Sousuke is more an all rounder and Simo was just a sniping god

    Tommy Oliver could be Gai's handler it fits too damn well not to

    We have Max who is sort of like Cain But having him drop by to compare scores while between deployments is just too cool an idea to pass up
    >> Lookout 03/11/12(Sun)14:08 No.18288215
    and badass monologue-ing when appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:10 No.18288229
    If we had Ezio in the bureau you know DaVinci would have to be down in R&D

    There was talk of having lain in security / AI development
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:11 No.18288235
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    Works perfectly, probably handles recruting/assignments/court marshels. He occasionally teaches/goes out and kicks ass
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:12 No.18288248
    Tommy being Gai's handler should be considered canon until refuted/confirmed. Makes him even better.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:17 No.18288299
    >DaVinchi in R&D
    My body is ready.
    Moar Field Agents:
    Master Chief/ Cortana. Part of a clean up/ Totally fucked up the ass situations squad
    Issac Clarke
    Granny Weatherwax
    Nanny Ogg
    Instructors/ Admins
    Gaius Marius
    The Dude(Teaches relaxation)
    Agent 47
    Captain Picard
    Captain Kirk
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:19 No.18288315
    MC and IC are more TG material, they are the heavy strike forces of the setting ( I think )
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:20 No.18288326
    Rincewind teaches running away
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)14:21 No.18288338

    Heck yes.

    Personally, I want to see the Gokaiger team somewhere, and I intend to propose them if we get to nominate new trainee arrivals
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:23 No.18288359
    He's probably part of a OH GOD EVERYTHING IS TRYING TO KILL US SEND HELP responce team. Along with Doomguy and the Chief. You know you want it.
    Also, Store Ideas:
    Crazy Hassan's Pet Shop and Camel Emporium (Everything is a camel)
    Bond's Gadgets
    The Book Shoppe: Run by the Diskworld Librarian
    The Essential Vampire: Run by Dracula and Van Helsing.
    Pizza the Hut. Self Explanatory.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:28 No.18288401
    Ok. We can find repalcements.
    Canadates for OH GOD HELP US! Responce Squad:
    Brian Mills
    Tommy Oliver
    Commander Shepard
    Iron Man?
    Alucard, from Hellsing (Only deployed when massive casualties are considered acceptible)
    Sgt. Reznov?
    Davian Thule
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:29 No.18288419
    I would like to see Bugman's Brewery in there
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)14:30 No.18288422
    I don't think Rincewind would actually work. He isn't even a reluctant hero, he's just reluctant.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:32 No.18288435
    He gets the quiet life he always wanted by being an instructor in running away, his luggage could be his device and it is another buggy one in that it is mute
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:34 No.18288453
    More shop ideas
    Noh's Items
    Eliphas' Hovel of Pathetic Mortal Pleasures and Trainsets
    CMOT Dibblers Sausage Inna Bun Cart
    Duke Nukem's Swag Emporium
    Battle Burger
    Doomrider's Bikes & Rides
    Igneous the Trolls All-Night Wholesale Pottery Warehouse
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)14:36 No.18288464
    This implies he'd stick around to be recruited. He'd NOPE so goddamn fast.

    Well, maybe if they promised a lot of potatoes, and safety, and more potatoes, with as much butter as he wants.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:36 No.18288469
    He teaches Interesting and Dangerous Geography. And Running.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:36 No.18288478
    >Just a sniping god
    >Over 200 kills confirmed with Suomi KP/-31 Submachine gun
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:37 No.18288482
    OH GOD! Imagine him and Erica fighting over a huge pile of potatoes. This needs to happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:38 No.18288496
    Vader's Saber Emporium (Sells swords, not light sabers. That would be overpowered. So far.)
    Slipstream Salvage Shoppe
    Some sort of a survivalist shop.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)14:39 No.18288506
    Ahahaha. Oh, damnit, you win.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:39 No.18288507
    True but his abilities were sniping without a scope and camouflage, many of his recorded kills with the SMG we're in ambushes which is how he survived to rack up such an impressive number

    Sousuke on the other hand is an all around soldier who is also good at camouflage
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:42 No.18288530
    Also, I thing Granny would dissaprove of the Twins, the Striker Units and their *Ahem* relationship with Hayate. Nanny would just wink and hand them her recipe book.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:48 No.18288569
    I think LG is trying to avoid using too many chars from one source so this might be a bit hard. Vimes, Rincewind and The Librarian we could fit in easily enough though

    I wonder if we could get hollow point ammunition and put our potions insie the tip?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:49 No.18288576
    More shops.
    Sarge's Shotguns
    Flamethrowers and Flamethrower Acessories
    Dr. McNinja's Clinic
    Things Found In The Trash
    The Coffee Shop. (The Blood Ravens are banned from here)
    Pele's Sporting Goods
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:51 No.18288600
    He's got about what, 5 characers from SW? Its not like he'll put his foot down on these guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:52 No.18288603
    Nah Dr McNinja is the actual bureau medical doctor he is just always too busy with field work and leaves Frank to deal with whatever pops up

    Judy could be Mike's girlfriend
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)14:53 No.18288612
    >implying Granny would actively approve of something

    >The Joye of Snacks
    Were gonna need a week off with this one I think.

    A few other thoughts:
    Dibbler should be running a new scheme every time his "shop" turns up.
    This next one requires some greentexting
    >The Librarian running a book shop
    >intentionally letting those innocent books go out into that dangerous world in the hands of ruffians
    >The Librarian
    Let's think about that a moment.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:53 No.18288613
    YES! We need to suggest this in the next thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:53 No.18288615
    7 actually
    The twins
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:53 No.18288616
    Dresden's Magic Emporium
    (No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties or Other Entertainment)
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:54 No.18288620
    I never said he lets them out. He just runs a shop, but doesn't sell anything. Sort of like Noh.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:55 No.18288626
    Librarian can just pop in a d out thanks to L space, he probably has a weekly card game with Mike
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)14:55 No.18288627
    7 from Strike Witches. Six, if we didn't need Zucchini for glorious shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:55 No.18288628
    Dresden is in already, as is Archive
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:56 No.18288633
    Really? Fuck, I somehow missed it.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:56 No.18288637
    Already have Dresden's Boutique, but the no love potions, etc. part should be added to the sign for it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)14:56 No.18288638
    Hm, good point.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)14:57 No.18288645
    2 threads back I believe, during our shopping trip and eating tsukino's pie
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)14:59 No.18288660
    Yes. Along with Sheogorath, Eldrad, and Vimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)15:01 No.18288674
    Yeah Dresden's Boutique, pretty much a front for Archive's shenanigans.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)15:01 No.18288680
    You could create a spin off quest on just this shop alone.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)15:01 No.18288681
    Huh, shouldn't that be Kincaid then?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)15:02 No.18288689
    No, but he is there as well
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)15:03 No.18288691
    Dresden creates the stuff, the Archive and Kincaid just run the shop, probably with Bob I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)15:05 No.18288704
    Gotcha. So it's a magic items store that works as a front for information brokering?

    Either way, we need to get LG to read the series.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)15:06 No.18288711
    Could we do what we did with the Molotov paintballs with hollow point ammunition for the 1911? Would that even work? It seems like it would explode as soon as you shot the gun if we tried
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)15:06 No.18288717
    He said he is gonna do that already
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)15:07 No.18288724
    Yeah, It'd blow up in our hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)15:07 No.18288726
    Good on him! Fantastic series!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/11/12(Sun)15:11 No.18288761
    Still haven't got around to Ghost Story yet. Hope he doesn't get to it before me.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)15:11 No.18288768
    Filling a hollow point bullet with boom juice seems like it would defeat the purpose of SHOOTING THEM WITH THE BULLET. It would be better to do something like a bolter bolt, so that it would pierce armor then explode.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)15:11 No.18288770
    K I thought the impact on hitting someone would trigger it but not firing.
    Just a thought anyway.

    Although we could get compressed gas rounds for the guns
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    I wanna work in Sweet JP somehow. I don't think we'd ever have need of an automotives store though.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)15:16 No.18288817
    Not if we delayed the explosion trigger, since we can do that. Still wouldn't be that big a boom, though, due to space limitations
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)15:18 No.18288832
    Maybe a general mechanics store? But there would probably be better characters for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)16:39 No.18289543
    Shi-Woon Yi as Melee trainer

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