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    90 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: I'm running out of titles Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)22:28 No.18234392  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You arrive in class after depositing Ursula and Nanoha in their own.

    You greet your friends, and take your seat.
    You find Hina once again occupying the seat behind yours.

    "Hey," she tells you "We aren't done talking yet."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:30 No.18234416
    MSQ, fuck yeah!

    Tell Hina:
    "Of course, as you say. But perhaps lunch or after classes would be better? More time to talk, and more importantly, more private. We can talk over tea."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:31 No.18234431
    "Would you rather talk now or later?"
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    "Of course, we can talk as much as you'd like." you tell her.
    She sits there for a moment collecting her thoughts, her eyes affixed on you.
    She finally asks,
    "What's it like?"

    >finally back inside
    >fucking hot out today
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:36 No.18234503
    What is what like?
    Obsfucating stupidity go!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:37 No.18234517
    It is one hell of an improvement over my previous life. I have close friends, a new family who cares about me and women who love me as much as I love them, and I'm damned I'm going to let it go without a fight.

    It's like being on the most awesome river ever. I go with the flow, treat all the people I can with kindness and respect, and life just keeps getting better.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:39 No.18234554
    >assume she means being free from HnG, not in a harem
    "It's amazing. It's perfect, really. My life was a literal hell before it. If it turned out I was dead and actually just in heaven, I wouldn't be surprised or upset."
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    "It is one hell of an improvement over my previous life. I have close friends, a new family who cares about me and women who love me as much as I love them, and I'm damned I'm going to let it go without a fight." you tell her
    "It's like being on the most awesome river ever. I go with the flow, treat all the people I can with kindness and respect, and life just keeps getting better." you finish.

    "Aren't you afraid it'll all come crashing down someday?" she asks.
    Before you can answer this, Mike walks into the room.

    Her words remain stuck in your head throughout class.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234580
    Three weeks ago I was living in an abandoned apartment hiding from Yakuza thugs sent by my own parents for my organs.

    I will never be able to repay my gratitude to everyone here for my new life. But I'm trying.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234584
    This go this
    Add something along the lines of " it took me a few days to get used to it but I like it so far so no going back"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234585
    Mentillate to her, "Terrified. But I'll die before I let that happen."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:42 No.18234589
    >"Aren't you afraid it'll all come crashing down someday?"
    Oh god, PTSD time!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:42 No.18234596
    Aw yeah, my evening has been made.

    A bit of a rework from what someone posted last thread:

    "Compared to what I had before I came here? It is the best thing I could ever ask for. It may seem weird, or sleazy, but it's not like that. I know what it's liked to not be loved back. I know what it's like to wake up alone. To go to bed alone. It's not the sort of thing I would wish on anybody. I don't want to hurt anyone. I don't want anyone to be lonely. So if I see somebody hurting, somebody lonely, I'll always try to give them what comfort I can.

    So, what's it like? It's like knowing you have people who care, and you try your best to care for them back."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:42 No.18234604
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:43 No.18234610
    rolled 51 = 51

    I want to roll for chance that we lose our cool from her saying this. Can I roll for chance to break down in tears?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:44 No.18234621
    goddamnit, i took too long!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:45 No.18234647
    >"Aren't you afraid it'll all come crashing down someday?"
    Mentally send to her "Terrified. Every moment."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:45 No.18234651
    When class finishes offer her a cup of tea and say that we are terrified as all hell, given our earlier life we're just waiting for the other boot to fall and break everything we've created. We'll do everything in our power for it not to fall apart.

    I've been trying to think optimistically about this, it's a very new way to think about things.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:46 No.18234660
    I swear to god if she tries to sabotage us to get us for herself, she dies.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:47 No.18234677
    But it's Hina! We can't kill her! (Seriously we could try, it wouldn't work.)
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:50 No.18234703
    NO we obsess over this and use it as our excuse to crash onto Keima.

    PTSD moments are fun trolling Keima with a PTSD moment even more fun
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)22:52 No.18234737
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    You give her a quick mental message as Mike goes into full swing: "The thought terrifies me. But I'll die before I let that happen."

    MIke's class went swimmingly as usual.
    Shirou, now deported from his usual seat, now occupies a new chair added behind Hina.

    The bells ring to signal the start of lunch.
    Erica goes to your seat, and was about to say something when Hina interrupts.
    "Hey. Can we talk for a bit?" she asks her.
    "Follow me please." And she signals Erica to go outside with her.

    [ ]go with them
    [ ]leave them alone
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:54 No.18234756
    >[✓] leave them alone
    Go have controlled collapse on Keima now.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:54 No.18234757
    >[x] Leave them alone

    What could possibly go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:55 No.18234769
    [x] Leave them alone.

    We need to show some trust.

    Let's talk with Sagara, set up some physical conditioning and PT regimens.
    This talk of possibly losing everything should motivate Hayate to get stronger, get better, so he can protect what he has.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:55 No.18234770
    Raise an eyebrow at Erica, give her the meaningful look that asks "should I come along"? If she returns a look of follow me, do so, if not don't.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:56 No.18234776
    Leave them alone
    Crash on Keima
    As Erica what happened later
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:57 No.18234793
    She'd ask us if she wanted us to tail. We leave them be, lets see if Shirou came to class. I want to discuss that statue...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:57 No.18234798

    This is wise.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:59 No.18234822
    This. Trolling Keima is nice and all, but we have a To-Do List, and we need to actually DO some of this shit.

    Shirou's 2 seats behind us.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:59 No.18234824

    I've been waiting for this...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234834
    This. So hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:01 No.18234852
    Ask Souske about trainning, then crash on Keima
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)23:03 No.18234874
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    You watch the two girls walk out of the room.
    'Tell me if you need me, okay' you call out to Erica mentally
    'Don't worry too much.' She answers with a mental smirk.

    You look around the room, most of your classmates have gone out for lunch.
    You spot Sagara eating a pack of rations at his desk, Touma biting into a sweet bun at his and Kenji chugging a box of milk by the doorway.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:04 No.18234886
    And I mean like act all casual with Souske, then walk over to keima and then start exploding.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:04 No.18234890
    Go over to Sagara, ask him about helping with PT, maybe even a short training trip over a weekend or something.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)23:04 No.18234894
    Let em go, until we're needed.

    >"What's it like?"
    I'd hoped that would lead to:
    Us: "What's what like?"
    Hina: *flustered blush* "S-sex…"
    Us: "Well… I can't really say, for a woman's experience." quiet musing follow up: "Maybe I should talk to Ryuu about that."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:05 No.18234899
    >Talk Sagara

    Ask about trainin and guns and shit
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:05 No.18234912
    >Sousuke with Bonta-kun power armor
    >probably still bugged so that the voice-changer is stuck to ON
    >go running
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:07 No.18234930
    This can only be epic.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234939
    Talk to Sagara, ask about his training regime and what we can do to improve our physical abilities, military tactics and so on. Tell him we want to be strong, strong enough that we will never lose what we have built here.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234949
    We haven't really gotten much of a chance to talk to Touma since he got out of that chocolate river. Or before then even. Let's see how he's doing.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:09 No.18234964
    Sousuke about training
    Touma about how he is going
    Keima to crash on
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)23:11 No.18234987
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    You walk over to Sousuke, materialing some bread to munch on yourself.
    "Hey man," you greet him
    He nods at you.
    "I was wondering, I saw you with all those guns, and i thought maybe you could help me pick one.."
    This catches his attention.
    "You can't just pick A gun." he tells you.
    "You must consider the scenario you will be facing. have the wrong weapon and it will be like bringing a knife to a tankfight."

    "What situation do you foresee encountering?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235016
    "I mostly want a gun to shoot people who are resistant to magic and who have devastating melee abilities. For example, someone archetypically similar to Gai. I don't really have a good way of dealing with someone like that. I assume some kind of SMG or assault rifle would be best, but I'm from Japan - I don't really know much about all this. Also, I want something classy and dapper to go with my aesthetic."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235017
    Close combat with a target who has protection against magic, or combat in a dimension where we cannot openly use magic.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:14 No.18235030
    "Being attacked by unlimited magical Yakuza, come to think about it some training would be awesome too."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:14 No.18235033
    "Mostly situations where my majaik may not be of use, such as on majaik-prohibited worlds or if the opposition has a Majaik Canceller.
    "I plan to be mostly support, so I was thinking something to use from a long distance to support Gai and Amazoness, and then something for close-in work in case an enemy gets in close and goes after Keima and Jun."

    Asking for sniper rifles and submachine guns, with pistols.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:14 No.18235035
    For larger scale conflicts I am either completely boned or more likely to be supporting a group and at that point I am more useful shielding and using my tea laser as artillery than using a gun.

    I will need a gun to increase my offensive strength when I am alone in smaller combats against either one or a small group of combatants.

    Also when magic is either ineffective against the target or I am not able to use magic due to needing to stay incognito.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:15 No.18235040
    Mainly a backup weapon when an enemy is resistant to majaik

    Also see if we can't snag his infinite sweets bag for a bag of bread, having multiple would be good for gifts for Sakura and Erica
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:16 No.18235053

    >Submachine guns
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    Usually engraved guns are gaudy. For Hayate's butler aesthetic, though, they're perfect.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:16 No.18235059
    1-6 enemies, at close range, on a magic-prohibited world. That's pretty much the most likely scenario where we're going to be reaching for a gun.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:17 No.18235062
    I had forgotten that, mention it before we leave him,
    Two birthday presents down if we get it
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:17 No.18235074
    Shit, son, slap an unending magazine on there and we're good to go.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:18 No.18235078
    submachinegun would probably be best; if we're in a situation where we need guns we're probably moving quickly and don't have too much time to aim.

    On the other hand though, revolvers are just classier.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:18 No.18235088
    >Submachine guns best for anything ever

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:19 No.18235091
    That still looks like crap and doesn't really suit the aesthetic we are going for imo

    We could get a fancy machine pistol with normal and unlimited ammo majaik mags that looks better IMO

    Also thirding >>18235040 on the candy bag
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:19 No.18235094
    Would you prefer the more technical term of PDW?

    We could go with a TAR-21 or a Magpul, but I like the HK MP7 myself.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:20 No.18235108
    I don't really care what we get as long as it's sleek, elegant, and clean. It has to suit our aesthetic.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235110
    >Not a marketing term
    >MP7 chambered in 4.6mm Useless

    It is really like I am on summer /k/
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235120
    I also forgot about the candy, so +1 on that.

    Let's not go all /k/ now again. Just because Souske wants to be specific doesn't mean WE have to be. We have a fucking folio of holding.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235122
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    "I was concidering a weapon to use as my backup if ever the opponent was resistant to majaik." you tell him
    He thinks for a second.
    "Any gun would suffice per se, but from your mobile style, I would recommend a pistol. Something chambered for a larger round, would pack the punch needed to take someone out without much hits."

    "If you'd like, i could take out out to the mountains one time and let you test any of my guns." he says as he brings out a grenade. "My partner here can generate almost any weapon that I have had come into contact with."

    [ ]accept offer
    [ ]decline

    >brb lunch
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:22 No.18235129
    Revolvers fit the character more but we did compromise on a classy pistol like an engraved 1911 in another thread before
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:22 No.18235133
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:22 No.18235136
    [x] accept offer
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:23 No.18235145
    Accept that offer like the fist of the north star.

    We can go camping, and even with Sagara's SERE like experience in the jungle it will be more fun than the last time we went camping.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:23 No.18235147
    [x] Accept
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:23 No.18235149
    Sounds good
    Either after class or during the next break period

    And one more for seeing about his infinite candy bag, if he hasn't already given it to someone
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:23 No.18235153
    I'm going to assume his partner is basically Al.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:25 No.18235172
    [x] Accept
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    We can get both. Hell, with our folio, we can get everything, just so we have something for any situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:26 No.18235186
    Ask for a whippit-gun. It's the original sawn-off shotgun with the stock removed, so it's like a giant dueling pistol that packs one or two barrels of whatever you want (likely buckshot).
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:26 No.18235190
    All aboard the dual PTSD train!
    [X] Accept
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:28 No.18235201

    For your consideration:
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:28 No.18235202
    Can we also get some machine guns, like an MG42 and an M2, just to go along with the trope of anime butlers wielding heavy machine guns bailing their masters out of trouble?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:29 No.18235209
    Commence fights over who had the worst childhood.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/06/12(Tue)23:29 No.18235212

    Accept. Sagara is still my favorite anime MC ever

    >tfw there will never be another season of FMP
    at least the manga is still going strong...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:30 No.18235222
    Hayate wins, Sagara had it hard, but found acceptance and stability fairly early on, even if that was with a mercenary company.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:30 No.18235230
    Well we could get a M134 Or an M61 if we want to go that far.

    Erica already uses an MG42 or something doesn't she?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:31 No.18235242
    We lack the arm strength. Hers is magically enhanced.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:32 No.18235250
    Badass? Yes. A bit unwieldy? Also yes. We want to be elegant, and the whipit can be flaunted like the flintlock dueling pistols of old. Also, it's harder for a target to get in too close to use a whipit on them, but that stock could get in the way.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:33 No.18235268
    Well it could be an add on once we get a strength mode instead of just speed mode.

    I just like the idea of crossdressing hayate wielding a plane mounted
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:34 No.18235275
    Gatling gun

    Lost the end of my post
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/06/12(Tue)23:34 No.18235278
    throwing my weapon knowledge 2c in. Sagara is partial to glocks I believe so he would be a good instructor for the platform.

    glock 20 (or 29 for easier concealment) provide an excellent platform for 10mm which is a great round.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:36 No.18235315
    It is pistolgrip only.

    Ours would of course be an actual stainless Marine model rather than just a nickel finish. It is certainly completely impractical either way, but no more so than a Clyde Barrow style whipit gun.

    Really though any nice looking steel framed handgun will do the job better.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:37 No.18235335
    He could suggest a 10mm Glock and we could end up with a Delta Elite or 1006 as a compromise for the aesthetics.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:39 No.18235361
    Good point.
    I think most people are leaning more for rule of cool than actual crunch though

    Going for fancy and decent we could go for an engraved Mauser. They weren't bad guns overall and looked pretty decent, terrible for a rookie by all accounts though
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:39 No.18235362
    Do it.

    Then explain the majesty of the Chail-Gun to him.

    If there's one man who can appreciate it....
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    >S&W 1006

    I like.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:41 No.18235376
    The Delta Elite does look really nice. Especially the blued version.
    I think it would fit in better with our butler uniform than the stainless version.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:41 No.18235380
    See I am not sure if he would call us an idiot because he still thinks in normal world terms or he would worship us as the bringer of ultimate death...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)23:42 No.18235396
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    "I would like that very much." you answer him. "Please tell me when you next plan to go and I shall accompany you."
    "Very well, I'll tell you when." and her goes back to eating.

    That done, you head out of the room to take in some fresh air.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:43 No.18235411
    Controlled collapse on Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:43 No.18235413
    We don't even have to stick particularly to real world versions.

    Take a decent gun describe it with pearl grips, maybe nickel with gold inlay and book butlery gun
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:44 No.18235421
    See Keima, we have to trigger his flags if we want him to swoon into the waiting grasp our our harem.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:44 No.18235424
    Visit Keima or the Amazon.

    They haven't gotten enough attention recently.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:44 No.18235425
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:44 No.18235432
    Find Keima, initiate controlled crash

    Also ask Sousuke about the candy bag after class, we have one for Erica one for Sakura would be nice
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:45 No.18235438
    Keima, when else will we have an actual excuse to cry on him in a dress? I mean we could do it normally but he wont question it as much if we do it now.

    We controlled crash like a boss.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/06/12(Tue)23:45 No.18235446

    I love the delta elites but I've seen too many with cracked slides. Though I heard the new batch got that issue fixed.

    They do shoot nice but recoil harder than the glock 20 seems to.

    Sigs are classy as fuck and kill good .357sig does. I think I've seen Sagara with a Sig in the manga somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:47 No.18235467

    We can even blame it on Hina.

    She did inadvertently pointed to the small part of our brain telling us that this being a dream in a coma is much more likely than a talking monkey taking us to happy magic land.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:48 No.18235479
    Controlled collapse on Keima as Hina's words come back to haunt us, as memories of yesterday's breakfast, when we were alone again, start to well up.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:48 No.18235480
    >cracked slides

    Clearly the answer is the Smith and Wesson Brand Combat Boat Anchor then.

    Oh man Sig P210 with the long barrel that'd be so fucking fly.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:49 No.18235486

    >talking monkey taking us to happy magic land.

    Alright, I'm not sure if it's one guy or two who writes all these smarmy fucking comments, but they're always fucking hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:49 No.18235496
    There are about three of us that I know, I have done a few but not that one
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:51 No.18235522
    I don't know if my graphic description of device on device sex counts as "marmy fucking comments", but that one was me. I'm kinda proud of it too.
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    I'm not sure how many other people have been doing it, but I've been in damn near all the threads.

    I also made most of the advice Hayate pics.

    I like to think of my 'what ifs' and snarky comments as a side act. Like the guy who comes out and juggles or does stand up while the rock stars are back stage catching their breath in between sets.

    Certainly not the reason you bought the ticket, but keeps you entertained while you wait.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)23:54 No.18235551
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    You walk around the quad, passing friends and acquaintances alike.
    As you walk around behind the Gym, you spot Keima under a tree.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:54 No.18235554

    Just wanted to say, you guys going MST on these threads is at least as entertaining as the quest itself.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:54 No.18235555
    I loved that one, so wrong and yet somehow right
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:55 No.18235566
    Go somewhere that he can clearly see us, it looks like we can't see him, and we're out of sight of most people. Then start crying.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:55 No.18235568

    See if he wants to get lunch since we have nobody else to eat with.

    Sit somewhere semi-isolated, and slowly go into a nervous breakdown.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:56 No.18235575
    >under a tree
    >trees have roots
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:56 No.18235581
    Go over, start talking to him. Just, about how life here is so different from our home dimensions. That it's been really eye-opening. That for the first time in our life we feel like we might be happy...and then going into a controlled crash as our life rushes up and reminds us that it's waiting, always waiting, to drag us back.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:56 No.18235585

    These. If he comes to talk to us, try and act like we weren't crying, and then slowly lose our shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:57 No.18235588
    Stop, compose ourself, put on our strong butler face. Then ruin our moment of composure by running straight to him bawling and crying "When is this heaven going to end and crush me down to worse then I was before, is this a cruel dream, am I actually starving to death in a ditch?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:58 No.18235594
    Get the water works going, run to him like a crying girl, then rest on hands on his chest/shoulder area, and our face on his shoulder, then cry. We need dialogue.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:58 No.18235596
    Nah we need to crash onto him, Keima would probably avoid actually coming up to us

    Plus I want to see him shit himself over the fact we walk up out of the blue and just lose it

    Well generally if something sounds awesome or funny in my head I post it and see where it goes. Can't speak for the other two since we don't collaborate on anything to my knowledge
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:02 No.18235654
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    Generally I'm the guy writing the comments/scenarios, as well as snarky one-liners.

    So most of the 'conversations' were me. Like the one where Nagato wanted the 'man candy', the 'too much swag', and such.

    I also did the Umpa Lumpa song that LG apparently used later.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:05 No.18235714
    Heh I actually posted the idea for that pictuyour few threads ago, but yeah you seem to of given us the most well written up content and the funniest

    I seem to go more for impending doom or annoying LG by derailing plans
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:07 No.18235728
    LG is busy with IT getting 4chan back again?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)00:08 No.18235745
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    You walk up to him.
    "Hey Keima, not having lunch?"
    "No. Not yet." He answers without taking his eyes off his PSP.
    "How about eating with me then?"
    You hand him a sandwich you generated, and a can of juice.
    "Ham..." He says as he examines the sandwich "How'd you know I liked ham?"
    "I just guessed really." you say as you sit down and rest your back against the trunk.
    "So, how are things at your end?" you ask him.
    "Fine. Not much to do, analyzing data, and playing games. That stuff." He says as he takes a bite. "And you?"
    "oh. I'm dandy. Well except for this whole skirt thing. Luckily enough today's the last day for it."
    "I see. I heard you went into Shirou's castle last night."
    "Yeah, we got him out."
    "What was that loud rumbling though? Did the castle come crashing down?"
    'Crashing down...' the words haunt you
    'CRASHING DOWN....' they once again fill your mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:09 No.18235749
    Wow cultist has hijacked my autocorrect it seems, I might have to reset it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:09 No.18235753
    Or, shockingly enough, maybe he's having to do some actual work. Man I'd love a job where I could do this while getting paid.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:10 No.18235763
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:10 No.18235767
    Woooo PTSD welcome back old friend!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:11 No.18235773
    >'CRASHING DOWN....' they once again fill your mind.
    Now with the crying, and the tears.
    Getting close to entertaining thoughts of suicide, because he'd rather die happy than go back to that other life.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:11 No.18235774
    You know, people keep saying that, ignoring the fact that he pretty much lives on rice. I don't care if I can get by with doing quest threads all day at work if I can't eat some fucking meat on a regular basis.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:12 No.18235796
    Yeah if he had a PayPal account or something I would send him some cash to get a decent meal for doing this for us
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:12 No.18235797
    I think that is how it works in the Philippines. Like if you have a job you get to subsist on rice, if not you starve, and if you have a friend in the government you get anything you could ask for.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:14 No.18235820

    Let's all take a moment to bask in the idea that you could get paid for being awesome on 4chan.

    Given the average reaction to my shit I'd be rich.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)00:16 No.18235839
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    "Aren't you afraid it'll all come crashing down someday?" you remember her ask you.
    Of course you're terrified.
    You're terrified that this fantastic moment, this dreamlike state, would end.
    A few weeks ago, you were hiding from a world, a universe, out to get you.
    A talking monkey saved you. An angry teapot gave you strength.
    You have great friends now and the love of amazing beautiful women.
    Of course you'd be terrified to lose it all.

    Here you are, sitting under a tree having lunch with a friend.
    And you're not quite sure if this is all a dream or the last delusions you will ever have as you lay somewhere dying in a ditch.

    As the fear pours in. The tears flow.

    "H-hey. W-what's wrong?" Keima asks as he notices you weeping.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:16 No.18235842

    If we really want to fuck with his head, show him the statue.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:17 No.18235861
    There she goes! Full ahead collapse onto Keima and start babbling all our fears at once
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:17 No.18235865
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    Man, I don't even NEED to make more pictures.

    I already have appropriate ones for all situations.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:18 No.18235879
    You really did have nothing to do yesterday didn't you?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:18 No.18235880
    Start choking out disconnected statements.

    "W-what if I'm *sob* dead!?"

    "What if I'm NOT dead!? I don't want to *hic* lose this..."

    "M-my dreams in the twins' dimension, they... *guh-huh* what if I'm just dreaming?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:19 No.18235886
    Confide in Keima our fears, that this is all a dream. Or even worse; it's not a dream, and this is real, which means that it can get taken away from us.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:19 No.18235893


    Then collapse into his arms and start listing our fears and shit.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)00:19 No.18235894
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    well i lived on rice and ramen for a week last month.
    >poor decision making on my part.
    i got paid and now proudly have a stocked pantry again.
    >lol its all spam and canned tuna

    I have also looked into dietary supplements as you once recommended.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:20 No.18235903
    Good on you, mate! Some multivitamins will probably make you feel healthier.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:22 No.18235933
    Legumes, you can never go wrong with good ol' beans and lentils. Healthy, filling, and usually not expensive in the least. Buy it in as much bulk as fucking possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:29 No.18236030
    "Hey, you're real, right?
    I'm real... right?
    this place is real, RIGHT?!"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)00:29 No.18236033
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    "I-it's nothing" you say as you try and hide your face.
    "Nothing doesn't end up with you crying under a tree for no reason." he tells you, as he reaches out to pat your shoulder.
    "I-it's just that... All of this. ALL OF THIS, is just too good to be true."
    "I don't know if this is all a dream, or if this really is reality."
    "You've heard my story right? Now what if, this was actually all a hallucination as I lay in a bed somewhere getting my lungs taken out?"
    "And if this really is real, I'm terrified of it all ending."
    "I can't go back to the way it was. The loneliness, the sadness. Now that I have this, I don't think I can survive losing it all."
    He edges closer and gives you an awkward hug, physical interaction not being his best suite.
    "Hey. I can guarantee you. This is all real. As much as I want some parts of it not to be, IT'S ALL REAL."
    He tells you in a firm voice.
    "The T-Rex you can pull out of your hat? REAL."
    "The talking gorilla that teaches us? REAL."
    "The girl running around in my PSP on a firetruck? REAL."
    "IT'S ALL REAL. And the only way it will end, is if you let it."
    "Now pull yourself back together, and stop crying. You're ruining my uniform."

    [ ]do eet
    [ ]nope
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:30 No.18236041
    Given our massive amount of crossdressing, sleepover and panic attacks I think once we are done we should give the gender swap potion another shot.

    Even if we fail we might get some interesting results, and Shirou would be a good guinea pig since Kurou seems to of worn off
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:30 No.18236047
    Nope, not yet, ask for him to hold you just for a minute longer, don't let him extricate himself from the hug.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:30 No.18236052
    >[ x]do eet
    "*sniff* thanks, man"

    I wonder how may routes we crashed and how many notes Keima must now re-write
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:31 No.18236058
    So there I was, trying to enjoy my lunch in quiet, when he fucking collapses in my lap crying.

    As a friend, I did what I had to do. I gave him a hug, let him cry it out. I let him voice his concerns and help him.

    A friend should do these things.

    A good friend wouldn't do it while praying they didn't notice their erection about to rip through the pants.

    I am a terrible friend.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:31 No.18236067
    Keep crying on him and ruin his uniform

    "but what if you saying that is just my mind trying to convince myself that this is real instead?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:32 No.18236082
    [x]do eet
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:33 No.18236086
    Do eet
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:33 No.18236092
    Just sort of drape ourselves on him, bury our face his his neck, and keep crying and whimpering for a little while longer.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:33 No.18236098
    That's the boring option though.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:33 No.18236100

    Slowly pull it back together. Apologize for freaking out on him.

    Then after a moment, ask him what he meant by "wishing some parts weren't".
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:34 No.18236108

    Keep crying on him like a little girl, add we are afraid we will never end up wearing men's clothes again
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:35 No.18236117
    "Thanks, Keima. Thanks for being a friend."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:35 No.18236118
    [x] Don't pull it together. Just let it all out.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:35 No.18236120
    This. We must add that concern.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:36 No.18236128

    >I am a terrible friend.

    I just spat my drink all over my monitor you fuck.

    I can see it so clearly.

    "Thanks Keima."
    "No problem..."
    "Wait, what's that thing poking me in the le-"
    "It's a little big for a-"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:36 No.18236134
    [x] nope
    "I don't even know if you're real. How could I know? You could just be some part of my unconscious mind trying not to freak out. But what if I SHOULD be freaking out? Is being irrational really that irrational?!"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:38 No.18236152




    If it's any consolation for your spilled drink, you just got me back.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:39 No.18236168
    Depends, does do eet mean kissing him, or nope meaning don't stop me (crying) now.
    If first, then do eet, if second, then that.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:40 No.18236177
    You guys, fuck... I can't stop laughing!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)00:41 No.18236186
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    "J-just give me a little while longer." you ask him as you lean against him.
    You feel him tighten his embrace a tiny bit.

    After a few more moments, you finally let go.
    "Hey man." you say as you finally calm down "I'm sorry for that. I don't know what came over me."
    "It's fine," he answers as he straightens himself up. "Everyone needs a cry every once in a while."
    "hey, if you don't mind me asking..." you tell him
    "What do you mean about 'parts you don't want to be real'?"
    "I-it's nothing!" he answers you, suddenly flustered. "F-forget about that."

    The bell rings.
    Lunchtime has ended.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:41 No.18236188

    >I am a terrible friend.

    You guys are on fire tonight.

    Though now I think I know why he's so eager to get us off him.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:42 No.18236199

    "Nothing? It really seems to bug you..."

    "Oh well, you ever wanna talk about it my door's open. Metaphorically speaking."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:43 No.18236207
    Give him another hug. Linger a second too long. Then head to class, taking out a handkerchief to make sure your face and eyes are dry.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:44 No.18236225
    And his.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:44 No.18236228
    Back to class
    See what Hina and Erica talked about
    Talk to Sousuke about his candy bag
    Maybe a side note about what Jakob and Ted are up to
    Try to male gender swap potion v2 and test on Shirou
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:45 No.18236231

    After class, just stay there for a minute.

    Tell concerned parties that you need to talk to Mike after class.

    Then we tell him that we might need therapy.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:45 No.18236235
    If you ever want to talk, I'll be there for you just like you're here for me. Dry our eyes and straighten our face.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:46 No.18236240
    Time to head to class. Make sure that our eyes are dry, tears are wiped away, and that we look presentable and cute.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:46 No.18236241
    Nah not yet. Give it a few more public breakdowns then we can
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:46 No.18236248

    Sounds like we have a solid course of action.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:48 No.18236267


    Like we're starting to think it's a possibility.

    Not diving headfirst into a shrink session, but admitting that we might actually have problems.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:48 No.18236269
    That it does
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:51 No.18236314

    >Give him another hug. Linger a second too long.

    "What's that poking my leg?"
    "My P-psp."
    "Oh is that what you're calling it now?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:52 No.18236320
    But your psp is in your hand
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:53 No.18236335

    >"Is that what you're calling it now?"

    You motherfucker....

    I'm actually in pain right now. Physical fucking pain.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)00:55 No.18236366
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    Before the two of you head back to class, you give Keima a final hug.
    "Thanks for being such a great friend."

    As you walk back to the room, you make sure that your eyes are dried and your face once again it's usual mask of calm.

    Hina is sitting behind you deep in thought.
    You look eyes with Erica across the room.
    'So what did you talk about?'
    'What stuff?'
    'Just stuff. Stop staring at me, Mike just walked in.'
    And the afternoon classes began.

    After a lengthy lecture on Bureau policy on artificial lifeforms, both majaikal and technological, the class draws to an end.
    "Guys, Before you head out, I want to tell you that you will be run through case simulations by the end of this week."
    "You will be deployed in randomly picked pairs, and you will go through combat scenarios the Bureau has encountered in the past."

    The room empties quickly.
    Hina makes no move to rise from her seat.
    Erica has joined you in yours.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:55 No.18236368
    Canonically, he keeps spares, in case they get confiscated in class.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:55 No.18236369

    "Hey Keima, mind if i play with your PsP?"
    >YESYESYESYESYE- act smooth-
    "Uh, sure..."

    Grab the actual psp.

    "New Armored Core game. I need to get one of these for myself."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:55 No.18236374
    I vote Darth Sidious for therapist.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:57 No.18236392
    Flirt. With Erica.
    >not Gendo Ikari, Child Psychologist
    Where's that Katawa Shoujo comic when I need it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:57 No.18236393
    >Erica has joined you in yours.
    Kiss the girl who is apparently on our lap, obviously. If we kiss her well enough maybe we'll feel more sure she's real.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:57 No.18236394
    See what troubles have been concocted this time
    Then see Sousuke about the candy bag
    Then a little aside about Jakob and Ted's day off ( please? )
    And try to make gender swap potion v2 and test on Shirou, promise him new fudge for carving if needs be
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:57 No.18236395

    Ask Mike if we can talk later.

    Then talk to the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:57 No.18236400
    "Mike I need to speak with you in a bit. I assume they need to speak to me now though."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:58 No.18236401
    Let a genuine and enormously warm smile crack your face. After that sob session and relieving some of those fears of losing it all, it's just really good to see Erica again.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:58 No.18236405
    "I have a sense of impending doom and being forced to wear more skirts. Why do I feel that, Erica?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:59 No.18236416
    Ask Mike if we can talk later, then kiss Erica and say "I'm guessing you came to a consensus when you were talking earlier and are here to talk to me about it." Leave the ball in her court.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:59 No.18236422
    Second, combined with one of our trademark Hayate Hugs.
    "I just...want to hold you for a bit."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:00 No.18236427
    Ugh, no, anything but that. It's not witty or amusing, especially since it seems like they have something serious to talk about. Wait for them to speak.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:01 No.18236432
    Pierce her heavens with our drill!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:03 No.18236458
    "Good Hayate, use your hate. It will make you strong, strong enough to save them, come apprentice we have much work to do"
    "Uhh Mr. Palpatine? What are you talking about?"

    But Gendo Ikari... thats an interesting one,
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:05 No.18236481
    Could have Light or L as psychologists or patients as well.
    Either way could lead to some funny scenes
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:06 No.18236491
    Why do I have the feeling our harem is about to grow with absolutely no work done on our part?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)01:07 No.18236510
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    You smile down at the beautiful girl in your lap.
    You hug her tight, not caring if a third of the class sees.
    'LOOK ALL OF YE AND ENVY' you scream from atop the imaginary mountain in your head, as your imaginary cloak blows in the wind.

    "Hey, what're you smiling about?" Erica says as looks up at you.
    "Nothing, Im just so glad that you're real."
    "Of course im real. And here's proof." She pulls you in for a long kiss.
    Catcalls from the males and blushes from the females erupt from those that witness the spectacle.
    Hina simply gets up off her seat and walks swiftly out the door.


    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:08 No.18236512
    That's how it works man.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:08 No.18236517
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:09 No.18236519
    Press Erica for details on Hina
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:09 No.18236529
    "How can I help you Erica?" heartbreak senses... tingling... must resist.... Will find her later. "Did something happen earlier?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:10 No.18236533
    Time to get work done! Our rebuilt morale will make for a good afternoon.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:10 No.18236538
    Fish for details from Erica, what did you and Hina talk about?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:11 No.18236541
    >Hina simply gets up off her seat and walks swiftly out the door.
    Think she's mad? She jelly?

    "So, is there anything you wish to do, today?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:14 No.18236568
    "What were you and Hina talking about earlier?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)01:15 No.18236585
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    "So, is there anything you wish to do, today?"
    You ask her.
    "Weeeell Ursula wanted me to visit her down in R&D. I think she wants me to help out with that striker she's modifying."

    "Wanna come?"

    [ ]yes
    [ ]of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:17 No.18236602

    along the way ask what the deal is with Hina
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:18 No.18236610
    'But... therapy...'
    'No we must go to the twins. We have been deprived.'
    'We have serious psycological trauma that needs help.'
    'Sex damnit!'
    'Your right... mental health can wait.'
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:18 No.18236619
    [x]of course

    And as we walk, we should apologize to Kraus.
    'Hey man, sorry about that, earlier. You're plugged into my head, so it's gotta be a tough job. Thanks for putting up with me, buddy.'
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:18 No.18236626
    But we're on day 3 of the skirt punishment...
    [x]of course
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)01:19 No.18236629
    >get caught back up with SWQ
    >You yelp with surprise as you're flipped onto your back... and then Erica straddles you and kisses you full on the mouth.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:19 No.18236630

    "Sure, I just need to talk to Mike about something first.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:19 No.18236634

    Any excuse to get into a striker unit again
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:20 No.18236648
    Sure, I'll see you there, but I need to have a quick chat with Mike about something. And don't think you've avoided the conversation about the conversation between you and Hina just because there are plane shoes to put on.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:23 No.18236694
    While we are down hat way see the doctor for more tests then back a few moments after we step in
    Would like to see this done sometime, with or without the Jakob and Ted bit
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:24 No.18236703

    I thought that was neat, too.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)01:25 No.18236714
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    "Sure, but you'll have to go ahead. I'll follow you there. I just need to talk to Mike for a bit." You tell her as you let her off your lap.
    "Okay, We'll be waiting. Just look for Rood's lab in 261-b."

    You walk the halls looking for Mike.
    And you find him just as he was entering AdMin.
    "Hey Mike."
    "Hey kid, what's up?" he asks you/
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:26 No.18236732
    I think I might need some help with my issues
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:27 No.18236737
    Mike I have had a sudden burst of self-understanding and realization that I'm probably not all right in the head. I certainly need some serious fucking therapy.

    I spent 5 minutes crying during lunch because I was worried that this was a dream, and even more worried it was real and would all collapse leaving me more alone than ever before.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:27 No.18236739

    "Hey I jus- I kinda wanted to- Fuck it, there's no way to ease my way into this conversation."

    "I think I need help. Professional help."

    Only after he questions what the hell we're talking about, reveal we mean therapy.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:27 No.18236741
    We need therapy! That means we are crazy, aww yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:27 No.18236750
    "Can we...talk? It's really personal, and as a friend and as my handler, I'd like to talk it over with you."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:29 No.18236771

    THIS followed by >>18236737

    "I'm really just barely holding it together at this point. I mean, it's pretty hard to tell the cold paranoid part of my brain that a talking monkey giving me super-powers and whisking me away to fight crime makes MORE sense that this being some fucked up dream while I'm in a coma or something. No offense."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:30 No.18236780

    why are we doing this again?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:30 No.18236784

    I like this one. Given the shit we've been up to lately, he might be RELIEVED to find out we're merely having a nervous breakdown.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:32 No.18236803

    It's kinda been a vague consensus that we should talk to somebody about our obviously fragile mental state.

    It specified into an actual psychologist when someone pointed out that we could end up with something like Gendo or something equally absurd.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:32 No.18236806
    People think it is funnier than being able to cause PTSD bursts on people
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:34 No.18236821

    But PTSD bursts are funny and important, integral part of this quest! Why would we want to get rid of them?

    Especially considering they are triggered mostly deliberately by player input.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:36 No.18236835
    Pretty much my view of things too but consensus doesn't agree
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:37 No.18236849

    Or consider that we might actually be able to weaponize or tragic past.

    Therapy dosen't mean that shit will end, just that we're recognizing an obvious problem and taking steps to fix it.

    Meaning we'll have a mix of both a shrink montage as we drive a bunch of them to drink, and watch our abandonment issues kick into overdrive.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:37 No.18236852
    You're not implying that our PTSD bouts will end if we spend a couple hours with Gendo, right? They won't end so easily. It'll take months, if not years, to make them all finally go away. We'll continue to have episodes for a very long time, even with the therapy. Actually, therapy gives us a chance to trigger them at will.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:38 No.18236864
    Therapy means we can control them and trigger them in a safe environment rather than zoning out while Evil Mecha-Santa is trying to kill us.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:38 No.18236865
    well, PTSD triggered in therapy are not nearly as fun though
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:38 No.18236868

    Personally I'm pro therapy mostly because I think there's a lot more potential awesome down that route.

    And some small part of me would be cool with it not being funny, since I really genuinely feel bad for Hayate sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:39 No.18236874
    Oh, just because we start therapy doesn't mean we'll lose the PTSD attacks. It takes TIME for therapy to take effect.
    I'm just amused by Hayate realizing that his PTSD, his attacks, essentially he himself, is the greatest threat to his happiness.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:40 No.18236877
    >weaponize our tradgic past.
    Why I want Palpatine as our Guidance Counselor/Therapist
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:40 No.18236885

    Let's be totally honest here: if we fought an evil Santa, we would use him as a beat-stick to work out all our anger from our entire lives.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:43 No.18236913
    >he himself, is the greatest threat to his happiness
    This is the BEST reason for therapy.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)01:43 No.18236919
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    "I think I need help"
    You tell him as you pull him into an alcove.
    "Something wrong with you?" he asks
    "I've told you my story right?"
    He nods.
    "Well, earlier I just spent lunch crying and terrified that all of this wasnt real."
    "I actually managed to break down so hard Keima, fucking Keima, showed some compassion."
    "And that's why I think I need professionalism help."
    "A shrink?"
    "Yes, a therapist. A psychiatrist. Someone to help me talk through my issues."
    "Well, kid. It's good that you know when to seek help. That's the first sign of recovery. I'll pencil you in for some sessions with our guy down in medical, you can see him over the weekend."
    "thanks Mike." you tell him.
    "Hey Hayate." he tells you jsut as you're about to talk away. "I know you may have a lot on your plate right now. But I wan't you to keep an eye out for Hina. She's still adjusting to all of this, and well, since you're from the same Dimension, and both have no previous experience in majaik, I thought you could help her some."
    "Sure Mike, I will." you tell him as you walk off to R&D
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:45 No.18236934
    Track Hina down or Twins? She may be more urgent.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:46 No.18236948
    She's probably stalking us. Let's just head to R&D.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:47 No.18236953
    Wait scratch that, we see the Doctor after twins, then go back and see Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:47 No.18236955
    Twins. We said we would be down there - we don't go back on plans. We'll find Hina later, though, sometime between visiting the twins and bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:48 No.18236969

    >Keima showed emotion
    >Shit just got real

    I've been cracking that joke so much I'm kinda surprised it took it this long to work it's way into the quest.

    And I'm still oddly flattered.


    Twins. We made a promise there, and we can go see Hina afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:49 No.18236975
    Twins first, since we said we'd meet up with them after talking with Mike.
    We'll find Hina after the test but before bed. And don't forget to get dinner with Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:50 No.18236987
    >"I think I need professionalism help"
    He says wearing a skirt and while talking to a brorilla.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:51 No.18236993
    We want our plane pants!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)01:54 No.18237022
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    You proceed into the depths of R&D.
    On the 261st level, you find the lab you were looking for.

    It's doors arent the futuristic ones you passed as you made your way to it, no.
    The doors to it look like they were ripped out of a castle and slapped into the teched-out scify halls of R&D.
    You knock.
    "COME IN!" a loud voice tells you, and you walk in.
    You find yourself face to face with a strange creature.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:56 No.18237050
    Summon some key Shaped cookies or fudge
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:57 No.18237073
    "Hello, might Erica and Ursula be around?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:57 No.18237074
    that... that's the door from the fudge castle. Where did they get that? WHY did they get that?
    And why do they want a door that doesn't require technology/majaik to be imposing and difficult to open?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:58 No.18237085
    Hi there, I'm here on the Hartmanns' request. Who might you be?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:59 No.18237094

    Just stare blankly for a minute.

    Then ask where the twins are.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)02:05 No.18237153
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    There standing before you is a creature of wood, steel and brass.
    A knocker hangs from it's crotch and halves of a door are on it's forearms.
    It's moves much smoother than you thought it could.
    "Ah, you must be the test pilot my charge was talking about." it say's cheerily.
    "Now, get in here. We want to try activating this again."

    You step inside the huge laboratory, the insides looking like some sort of medieval dungeon.
    Large gears of wood churn away in places powering unknown machinery.
    In one corner of the high vaulted cieling, you see a china cabinet repeatedly bumping into the wall.

    You find Ursula working on the white striker unit you crashed in not so long ago, Erica is seated on a bench near the table watching.

    "Here's our guinea pig." the wooden behemoth states proudly as he guides you to the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:07 No.18237176

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:07 No.18237180
    Ah, so that's the guy Mike's been plotting with. I wonder if they set that china cabinet loose in Admin yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:07 No.18237185
    "Alright so I'll take the skirt off then?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:11 No.18237232
    "Do we have better crash safety gear than the last time I tried this?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:11 No.18237238
    Thank you Rood, it's lovely to meet you. Also do we have a room with very padded walls, I'd hate for a repeat of last time I flew this. Off goes the skirt, on goes rocket shoes!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:15 No.18237276
    I wonder when people will realize that a skirt wouldn't interfere with wearing striker units. I mean it wouldn't exactly help cover anything half the time, but there isn't a NEED to take it off. Also, I so hope we somehow end up outside, flying around uncontrollably for everyone to see.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:16 No.18237299
    I realized that. I wanted to take the skirt off. Woo panties.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:17 No.18237307
    Two reasons
    1 people forget we are in a skirt
    2 the pants option was funnier
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)02:19 No.18237332
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    "Rood, you can be very rude sometimes, you know?" ursula says without taking her eyes off her work.
    "Ah yes. Let me introduce myself then. I am Rood. I am wood. And if you polish my knobs, i'll be very good."
    He tells you with an exagerrated bow.
    "Ah, mr.Rood, It's great to finally have met you. I'm Hayate." you tell him with a bow of his own.
    "Mike's kid? He's told me all about you! I like that part where you attempted to fry him when you first got your device. Hilarious shit."

    "Anyway, I want you to sit there besides taht other Ursula and wait till this Ursula finishes calibrations. And then we'll have you be our test pilot."

    You obligingly do as he says and take a seat besides Erica.
    To pass the time you decide to talk.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:20 No.18237339
    I was going for the amusement of futilely holding down our skirt to protect our modesty, especially if we got outside somehow. Everyone's gonna see our panties anyways, so the funny is the frenzied attempt to do the impossible.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:21 No.18237344
    Ask what she needed to talk to Hina about. Maybe off-handedly mention we're going to get therapy.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:21 No.18237348
    Hina, of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:22 No.18237362
    Lower voice a tad, ask about the conversation that occurred between her and Hina. Say mike asked us to keep an eye on the girl and given the timing and her actions afterwards it seems important to know.

    I'd say hold off on telling people about therapy quite yet and tell our ladies as a whole rather than one at a time.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:23 No.18237375
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)02:23 No.18237379
    actually skirts can interfere with strikers.
    [the longer ones anyway]
    they can jam intakes.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:24 No.18237386

    "So what'd you talk to Hina about?"
    "What'd you talk to Mike about?"
    "I have serious psychological issues, and Mike found me a therapist. So what happened between you two?"
    "Wait, you're going to therapy?"
    "Hey, I answered your question."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:25 No.18237411

    I've always wondered about that.

    Skirts seemed like the best possible solution, but that kinda makes sense.

    But that still says nothing for form fitting short-shorts.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:26 No.18237413
    I like this.

    They better not be bullying hina...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:27 No.18237420

    Hina. Mention that Mike wanted us to hang out with her while she adjusts, since we're from the same place and all.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:27 No.18237422
    I concur with all of this, and add see if there's been any need-to-know content of any other girl talks lately. I'm ok with them having girl secrets, but it's likely there's things they SHOULD tell us that they haven't.

    Well yes, but we're most likely not wearing a long skirt. I'm fairly sure we're wearing the typical school uniform don't-drop-your-pencil skirts.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:30 No.18237460

    "No seriously, Hayate, you think you need therapy?"
    "Bitch, this conversation is give and take."
    "But I-"
    "Your turn. Really, does she want in my pants like all the other girls around here? Or has the Swag not affected her yet?"
    "You're not too good at this give-take questioning, are you?"
    "Apparently not."
    "Now answer my question."
    "Just did."
    ".... Well played."
    "Now what the hell was that about needing therapy?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)02:31 No.18237469
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    "So, tell me. What did you and Hina talk about?"
    "What stuff?"
    "Just stuff."
    "Please stop deflecting."
    "She just asked me about us."
    "All of us. The whole thing."
    "I told her it's not as bad as she thinks it is."
    "I told her that all of us are making it work."
    "i told her that we loved you and you loved us all in return." she holds your hand at this.
    "yeah, thanks." you answer her.
    "Why are you so concerned over Hina?"
    "Mike told me to keep an eye out on her."
    "Well Mike said taht since we came from the same Dimension, and both of us had mundane lives before all this, I could guide her or something."
    "Do we need to get more pillows for the bed?"
    "No! Not like that!" you tell her defiantly.
    "Suuuuuuure..." she answers with a grin.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:32 No.18237470
    No we are classy, not some dumb frat boy trying to act big
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:32 No.18237481

    >"Bitch, this conversation is give and take."

    This is cracking me up.

    You're the same guy who wrote the 'man candy' conversation, aren't you?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:33 No.18237487
    "Well, maybe."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:34 No.18237495
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:34 No.18237496
    Oh Erica, you are a delicious troll. I don't even like SW, and she's still my favorite harem member so far.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:35 No.18237502

    "Before anybody else comments on this whole thing, I feel the need to point out that at no point that I haven't actively sought out anybody. All of you came to me. Not that I'm complaining mind you."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:36 No.18237510
    We pretty actively went after the twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:36 No.18237512

    There's a reason why these conversations are non-canon jokes.

    It's not supposed to be accurate to character or even make sense, just funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:37 No.18237522
    That's a blatant lie, and she knows it. We were soughting the hell out of the Softnesses, right in front of her even.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:37 No.18237524
    Well ok, maybe we will.
    I thought I was a good enough pillow for you girls though
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:37 No.18237525
    Yeah, it's just everyone else being pulled in by swag gravity.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:37 No.18237528
    Only if she comes to me and there are no veto votes from the preexisting members of the harem. I'm don't have any current plans to doggedly pursue anyone, but I won't stop women from seeking me out.

    So yeah, there's something we'll have to talk about when all of us are together, until then Plane Boots.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)02:37 No.18237529
    "Well, aside from you. And Ursula a bit. But that's it."

    "And I MAY be working on Keima. But that's it. I think?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:38 No.18237538

    Erica started flirting with us first, and we chose to actively pursue the relationship afterwards.

    She still came to us.

    Ursula we met through her sister, and we tried to be nice to her. We, in character, did nothing to suggest we wanted into her pants. She also came to us.

    Technically it's true. If we get them to come to us, we look like much less of a sleaze.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:38 No.18237539
    Now for the therapy conversation.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:38 No.18237540
    Well it wasn't so much pursuing her as pursuing the heavenly gates she held the key to.
    And our brains melting anytime we got near her
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:41 No.18237558
    I disagree with your assessment.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:41 No.18237560

    Keima's less of a romantic pursuit and more of a running gag. We aren't attracted to him as much as we find his discomfort at being attracted to us HILARIOUS.


    That's an exellent point actually. We didn't TECHNICALLY try to get into anybodies pants.

    We don't have too. We're just too damned handsome.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:42 No.18237568
    No, we want him. Specifically, we want him in-girl-form. But we'll take him as-is too. The fact that we find his discomfort hilarious is icing on the cake.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:42 No.18237570
    Ask Erica about how Hina got into bed with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:42 No.18237573

    Don't be absurd, that was nothing more than misinterpreted polite conversation.

    And we will never change our story.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:43 No.18237575
    That one wasn't even that funny though
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:43 No.18237581

    also she was probably asleep
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:44 No.18237587
    icing on the deliciously confusing cake
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)02:44 No.18237589
    Is it so wrong to try and get a little romance into Keima's life? Even, especially, if he's so damn awkward about it?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:44 No.18237590

    Personally I think it's definitely more trolling, but it's closer to 60/40 70/30 split.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:44 No.18237596
    Yes we were just being polite to their friends and were happy to find one who didn't want to dress us up as a girl

    When we go time hopping we need to get one up on the gnomes still though
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:44 No.18237602
    but how do we KNOW.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:45 No.18237608

    Meh. I found it vaguely amusing, but the 'man-candy' one is still my personal favorite.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)02:46 No.18237624
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    >WHAT IF you asked her about the whole Hina thing

    "Speaking of the bed..." you continue.
    "How the hell did she end up with us in it this morning?"
    "SHE WAS?!"
    'oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. I forgot she was still asleep when Hina got up. oh shit ohshitohshit.'
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:47 No.18237625
    Man candy was awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:48 No.18237648

    WTG goofus
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:48 No.18237650
    Yeah when I woke up this morning she was hanging off you.

    Let's turn the tables a bit
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:48 No.18237653
    Oh you.
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    I like what im reading.

    Let go down this path.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:49 No.18237664
    How about no.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:49 No.18237665
    Oh god. Yessss.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:51 No.18237689
    As much as id want to I say no, we dont want to cause another problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:51 No.18237691
    Tease her about our swag rubbing off on her
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:52 No.18237700
    Like it would cause any more problems than having her in our bed when we woke up would
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)02:52 No.18237703
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    After a few more minutes of waiting, Ursula finalyl finishes whatever she was doing.
    "Okay kid," Rood tells you. "You're up."
    "Break a leg!" Erica tells you with a shit eating grin as she pushes you towards her sister.

    The twins help you with putting the striker units on, your skirt thankfully allowed to stay.
    You insert Kraus into the control unit and wait for the go ahead from Ursula.

    Erica is already in the air, waiting just in case you need some help.

    "Okay. Please activate the magic engines." Ursula tells you.
    You concentrate, and they start easily enough.

    Rood is now working with some holograms in front of him and Ursula is holding a clipboard and Victor.

    Rood looks at you across the holodisplays.
    "Okay kid. FLY!"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:54 No.18237714
    Bounce them! Make up for our failure before
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:54 No.18237715
    I can't fucking wait for us to get to therapy.

    "So, what prompted you to come see me for help?"
    "Been freaking out, lots of paranoia. it's like every time I have to choose between right and left...."
    "Take your time."
    "It's like... One guy can drive a car. He can drive a car with someone else in it. But then if the passenger freaks out and tries to take control of the wheel things start to go to hell."
    "Well every time I need to make the choice it's like a half a dozen people grab the wheel and try to steer it in different directions. And then one guy starts playing with the wipers and theres a couple guys in the back seat providing ridiculous commentary on whatever shenanigans I've bumbled into."
    "Extreme indecisiveness can come from a strict upbringing. Tell me Hayate, do you feel your parents were too coddling and controlling? That they did too much to shelter you?"
    "Coddled? Sheltered? Doc, let me tell you about my childhood."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:56 No.18237730

    Start simple, graceful.

    Then fucking bounce them.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:56 No.18237731
    >Implying we didn't unanimously choose left every time
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:58 No.18237752
    I'm sort of sad we missed the chocolate beholder
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)02:58 No.18237753
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    There's this weird guy in your class.
    And he's in a weird complex relationship.

    You ended up in a sleepover at his room last night.
    The two girls dragged you into his bed sometime before dawn.
    You didn't object too much.
    He was very warm.
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    That whole post.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)03:01 No.18237777
    That poor shrink. That poor fucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:02 No.18237787
    Haha seduction
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:02 No.18237791

    >"Well every time I need to make the choice it's like a half a dozen people grab the wheel and try to steer it in different directions. And then one guy starts playing with the wipers and theres a couple guys in the back seat providing ridiculous commentary on whatever shenanigans I've bumbled into."

    I don't think it's possible to sum up the quest meta any better.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)03:02 No.18237793
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    There's this weird guy in your class.
    And he's in a weird complex relationship.

    You tried talking to him about it this morning.
    You walked away unsatisfied.
    Then you tried talking to one of his girlfriends.
    Still you are unsatisfied.
    You will have to keep watch on him, figure it all out.
    Only then will you be satisfied.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:03 No.18237798
    Keima v2?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:04 No.18237806
    >twins already trying to pull random chicks into the harem
    I didn't know it'd become self-sustaining so fast.
    I get the feeling that I know exactly when she's going to be satisfied.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:05 No.18237807

    We need one of Keima's reaction to our breakdown.

    Bonus points for 'why boner'.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:06 No.18237819
    The two girls were Nanoha and Sakura. They wanted to sleep with Hayate and took Hina with him. The twins were unaware of this.
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    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)03:07 No.18237825
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    And soon you will see him.

    In your hands you hold the transfer papers.
    Soon, a Bureau agent will pick you, and the other two, up.
    You sip your tea and re-read the papers.
    Soon, you will figure it all out.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)03:07 No.18237827
    She was sleeping on a futon with Nanoha and Sakura. THEY are the ones that pulled Hina into the bed.

    Though I could probably see the twins doing it, too.
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:09 No.18237845
    As much as I would like the softness to come along I think having Luchinni come in would be cool
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:09 No.18237849
    Hayate feels a strange tingle on the back of his neck. It barely registers with him. It is a result of his magical abilities interacting with his instincts and desperately trying to make him aware of the fact that a hound has his scent.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)03:10 No.18237859

    That reminds me, I need to find an image, for new arrivals.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:10 No.18237862


    I've been meaning to ask about that. Where I'm from that a term for those fold-out couch beds. Does that term mean something else in different parts of the world? Because the context you guys have been using it in suggests otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:12 No.18237875
    No that is what it is. People sleep on them and junk sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:12 No.18237881
    In Japan it is a bit of a catch all term for a fold out bed iirc
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:12 No.18237883

    I think the term's slightly more general than that, like it's a bed you can put away when not in use, like a couch-bed you're talking about or an inflatable mattress.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)03:12 No.18237884
    Subtract the wooden support structure, basically. Just the mattress part.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:12 No.18237886
    >other two
    Must be Zucchini and... who was the other one we wanted to meet up with their counterpart here? Was it Shirley?
    >> Sidestory: le chat japonais Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)03:13 No.18237891
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    You are KATSURAGI KEIMA, the capturing god.
    You were recruited by the Bureau for your tactical prowess.
    You sit your room trying to get back into the dating game you've been playing.

    He cried on your shoulder earlier.
    His tears soaking your suit.
    You couldn't do anything but give him an awkward hug and some words.
    You wish you could have done more.
    You are unsure why.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:13 No.18237892
    In japan it's just a mattress that you put out onto the floor and sleep on. No couch is involved.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:14 No.18237903

    Which one was the one we wanted to caffinate again?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:14 No.18237907
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)03:15 No.18237915
    And Sakura. Though that frightens me.
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:16 No.18237930

    Note to self, buy record player. Get Vinyl of Sinatra's hits.

    Troll Keima.
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    New thread at 0600 4chan time.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:17 No.18237936
    And coffee.
    I am not going to give up on that plan.
    We may end up with loli shaped holes in walls, and we may end up with half the bureau obliterated... But I am still gonna try it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:19 No.18237949
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:23 No.18237981
    Oh wait, now I remember, we wanted Keima to meet Perrine.
    But yeah, if Lucchini is coming over, Shirley will be with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:24 No.18237989
    So we will have to get more gifts for white day with the new additions

    Perrinne could have fancy white chocolate eclairs

    Zuchinni we would have to get chocolate chip pancakes

    Softness if she comes along I am not quite sure what to get
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:25 No.18237997
    >Perrine meets Keima
    >Fumble rolls
    >They fall for eachother
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:26 No.18238005
    As long as they stil mutually want to be ours I see no problem
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:26 No.18238006

    Cream puffs?

    Soft, delicious, and filled with creamy white stuff we made ourselves?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:27 No.18238008
    Sounds good
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)03:29 No.18238028
    She gets chocolate bikes.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:30 No.18238031

    That's probably going to be exactly how they get together.

    "Let me guess, you want in Hayate's pants too?"
    "Don't worry about it, everyone else is too busy lusting after him to notice that you're star-struck."
    "I... I don't know what to say to him. How could I even get his attention when he's surrounded by so many pretty girls?"
    "Better odds than me, since we know he likes women."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:31 No.18238038

    I actually only realized how dirty that sounded AFTER I hit send.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:31 No.18238040
    I hope is Sakabroto.
    But softness is pretty tempting.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:34 No.18238055
    Sakabroto would be cool, we still have the sake she gave us too.

    MEEYAFOOJEE could be a good buddy for alchemy, we help her learn while we learn

    Softness just leads to hilarious situations
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:36 No.18238066
    Do we wan a nigh uncontrolable Sakura clone running around hopped-up on caffeine?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:36 No.18238073
    No we want two of them.

    Might even be another epic derailing
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:37 No.18238076
    >Softness just leads to motorboating.
    Fixed. There is nothing in this world Hayate wants to do more than stick his face between those heavenly chestpillows and rapidly shake his head. I don't blame him much.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:38 No.18238081
    What happened to talks of a Swag palace?
    How do we pull it off?
    Shirou can help. He has a fucking castle in his room.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:39 No.18238092
    Nah he derped into Wonka's factory.

    Basically it is on hold until we can a afford it and b get someone to do it properly
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:40 No.18238101


    Fuck no.

    After this we're going to see the doctor, then we're going to use a head-start to go look for Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:41 No.18238103
    I think we need another violin incident, so that we have a chance to bring it up with Mike. That's probably the best way to make it happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:42 No.18238107
    "Hey girls." you tell the two tykes as you whip up some extremely string espressos "mind tasting these for me? It's a new blend"

    That event was the first incident of unassisted inter-dimensional transport ever recorded.
    Trainees, Kinomoto, and Lucchinni are still no where to be found in all sectors the Bureau patrols.

    "This is recovery ship Litany of Punishment approachi-"
    "What the fu-"
    "-ck was that?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)03:43 No.18238118
    But we couldn't live with our self if we LOST them.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:43 No.18238119
    we can check in town for prices.
    "Gullivers' Real Estate"

    maybe we can cut a deal on a villa once owned by a loli vampire.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:44 No.18238123
    That would be brilliant.
    And utterly heart breaking for the loss
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:45 No.18238129
    why actively look for her?
    Mike just wanted us to keep an eye on her. not STALK her.

    She'll come to us eventually.
    Most likely in the most inopportune time
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:46 No.18238135
    Loli shaped holes in everything
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:46 No.18238139
    >Sakura and Lucchini learned TIME STOP
    It'll be like that Futurama episode where Fry goes so fast that time is basically stopped from his POV.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:48 No.18238149

    Ask if Kraus recorded the one session that literally floored the entire dorms.

    Then we just sort of discreetly send copies to everyone.

    Just a disc with the song arrives in the Director's office one day.

    She listens to it.

    She cries, and feels compelled to find out who could make her feel so strongly.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:49 No.18238160
    Because we are worried and Mike asked us to help her settle in.

    And because we sort of owe it to her after having her crush on us while cross dressing
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)03:49 No.18238165
    Don't spread it out. That is irresponsible use of weapons grade grief. We just have to carefully get it to Director Yuki.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:50 No.18238170
    We don't know that though.
    All we're gonna get is,
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:53 No.18238189

    "Because Mike asked me to make sure you were settling in ok."

    Ignore the slap. make sure she's alright.

    Then walk away, saying something about us being sure to keep our distance if we make her that uncomfortable.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:54 No.18238195
    So we take a hit then explain

    Christ that is a terrifying though.
    Those two with time stop would only be trumped by Erica with time stop from our point of view

    Eg. Sitting in class
    "why do I all of a sudden have a maids outfit on?"
    Girls in the class giggle or get nosebleeds
    Guys feel uncomfortable
    Shirou gets a glazed look in his eyes
    Erica sits there with the biggest trolling grin ever
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:54 No.18238199
    I don't think a recording will do the trick. That was Majaik-driven emotional destruction. We have to perform live again, within earshot of the director's office window.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:55 No.18238212
    Note to self. make sure to know where the clock is at all times.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:56 No.18238225
    And keep our folio away from Erica...
    We have too many dangerous things in her hands.
    Giving Sakura and Luchinni bear bears would be goddamned adorable though
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)03:57 No.18238227
    Keima blushing, and shifting uncomfortably.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:59 No.18238238
    explain what?
    Explain why we go as far as using a time machine, risking paradoxes just to stalk her?

    What mike meant was talk to her from time to time, make sure she's settling in. not fucking stake her room out or shit
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:00 No.18238252
    adorably dangerous.

    rawr~ :3
    roooar~ ^_^
    then they tear your liver out
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)04:01 No.18238257
    Would they end up fighting a loli Ron Burgundy?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:01 No.18238258
    Ok follow this train of events
    Mike our brorilla asks us to make sure the new girl is settling in ok
    We see her walk off upset
    She obviously has not gotten used to this place yet
    She has been asking us questions about our relationship with the girls
    We go find her to avoid shenanigans

    Stalking her would be going the step further and actively following her all the time
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:02 No.18238261
    Shit Erica should never find, for now:
    Bear gummybears
    Fudgebunny hayate
    infinite bag-o-sweets

    >perrines panties
    >hinna's bra
    >the director's camisole
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:03 No.18238272
    better yet, they end up mauling Mike.

    "raaawr~ :3"
    "roooar~ ^_^"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)04:03 No.18238273
    Well, the only reason we don't want her finding the infinite candy bag is so we can give it to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:04 No.18238278
    I say let stuff work themselves out.
    She comes to us. we don't come on her.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:04 No.18238279
    It would be worth the inevitable shit storm to see it happen

    Possibly, we never saw anyone other than adult males take them so we don't know how Ron would looks to other types of people
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:05 No.18238287
    come TO her
    not ON her.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:06 No.18238290
    ... yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:06 No.18238292
    When we get the chance, we teach her how to connect to us mentally through our devices. She can now ask us anything she needs to at will. We'll see her in class and shit enough to know if there's any major problems that she isn't talking about. Also, she may talk to one of the girls instead of us, so we can keep tabs that way too.

    Um, when did we collect those last 3, or is that on our to-do list?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:06 No.18238295
    Well to be fair it will be one then the other eventually
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:07 No.18238301
    You know... I think LG is using the Director as his avatar in the game.

    >he's impressed with the shit we did to the dinosaur.
    >we fuck it up to our advantage
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)04:07 No.18238305
    I think the last three are meant to be future artifacts to acquire.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:07 No.18238307
    To do list I think
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:08 No.18238309
    its on our checked off "I DID THIS SHIT IN THE FUTURE" list
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:09 No.18238314
    >Also, she may talk to one of the girls instead of us, so we can keep tabs that way too.
    Also warms her up for our swag pile

    Anyone have that "woke up covered in bitches" image? The one edited with hayate?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:10 No.18238317
    Heh that works. One day they just appear in our folio with a note saying "have fun -FH"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:11 No.18238324
    I think you mean "FUTURE ME WILL DO THIS IN HIS PAST" list.
    Time travel: teaching tenses terribly!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:12 No.18238330
    Or a note saying
    "good luck working your way out of this shit"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:13 No.18238343
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:13 No.18238350
    I dont get it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:14 No.18238354
    Our gnome battle? Or his count of times he helped us?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)04:15 No.18238363
    That's definitely Gnome Battle.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:15 No.18238365
    InterDimensional prankwar with the gnomes.
    Last score was 2-2 with the eels in our bag
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:23 No.18238421
    Not really. He did like that we did it but hated us pulling it off

    We should go see the doctor about the sort of cost our swag palace would incur to make
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:23 No.18238423
    Oh god, imagine if the gnomes raided the new girls to come over to our world's quarters. Suddenly, strange, stolen panties are found in our room. Cue shitstorm. Later, a note is found only saying 3-2.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:23 No.18238425
    >LG wants to be the little girl
    >Everyone does.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:24 No.18238433
    But it was us - them so it would have to be 2 - 3
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:24 No.18238437
    Places I suggest we hang out more:
    Town [bakery]
    AdMin building
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:25 No.18238448

    You say that like we care.

    The Swag does not discriminate.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:25 No.18238450
    PX as well
    We haven't haggled for anything in a while
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:25 No.18238452
    Anyway. Prankwar continues
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:27 No.18238464
    Oh hell no. We have to stay away from the Buns. This is like an experiment to determine the power of our swag.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:31 No.18238494
    You know she would be all over our baguette if the twins weren't there.
    As would the Wagnaria girls
    And Horo

    Really our devotion to our girlfriends is all that stopped us so far
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:33 No.18238509
    rolled 68 = 68

    Next time we mental crossdress with Bunnymode, wd should try our FUDGE GOD(DESS) POWERS
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:33 No.18238511
    And our desire to troll Keima
    If we spent less time on him we could have half a dozen by now.

    Buy Keima time is time well spent
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:35 No.18238525
    Well I want to try the gender swap potion again
    We have done enough mental and physical cross dressing and acting that we should have a better handle on it now

    Not to mention the massive trolling possibilities of such a thing once we have it done, like with Kenji and Keima just to name a couple
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:35 No.18238528
    rolled 2 = 2

    You mean Swagfriends. They come for the swag, and stay for the pity.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:36 No.18238532
    And our hot classy elegant love
    Because our swag also makes us a god in bed
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:44 No.18238595
    I wonder though.
    Did Kraus start as a swag monster of a device or did he get that from us?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:46 No.18238607
    He probably had some to begin with, but being linked to us magnified it exponentially.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:50 No.18238633
    So our device had it's swag magnified by us
    We had our swag magnified by our device being a fucking classy tea set

    Does this mean we have found the source of our seemingly endless swag?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:54 No.18238657
    Espresso enriched gummyBEARS

    jesus H christ
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:55 No.18238658
    We probably could've pulled a few bitches without him, but obviously not so easily. It's like 2 people with a million dollars going into a partnership and ending up with a billion. Both started out rich, but now they're filthy stinking rich. Just switch dollars and bitches, and that's us.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:56 No.18238665
    This power must never fall into the wrong hands... Which technically would be ours for what we are planning
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)04:57 No.18238668
    That is the most horrific idea I've ever seen, and you should feel bad about posting it.

    So when do you want to do it?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:00 No.18238687
    as soon as we confirm Zuchinni is one of the witches inbound we start playing with Espresso Bears recipe.

    Let's ask Erica if she knows who's coming.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:01 No.18238693

    To put forth my plans from before:

    Option A: Give Kenji the potion, saying it grants the user's truest and deepest wish.

    And totally bewildered when he turns into a woman.

    Option B: Wear a Hayate disguise over a disguise of a random girl. Get him to drink the potion saying it's a magic potion to protect him from feminists.

    Pull off Hayate mask, and tell him that turning him into a woman was central to the EVIL SCHEMES, and now we feel confident that he can no longer interfere. Then we either teleport or time-stop and leave, removing the female disguise.

    Option A is easy to execute, but Option B has Kenji running around yelling about how the feminists got to him, and how somebody disguised as us is running around with trickery and potions.


    Then we hit Keima, laugh evilly, and disappear. Then we walk around the corner and fail to notice he's a woman until he mentions it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:04 No.18238708
    Better yet we drink it so we become a girl put a normal hayate costume on over the top do the trolling to Kenji to do our big reveal

    Then it is easy to just have a double mask up
    Just make sure we have an antidote to it

    Or we could go the iced tea treachery path with Keima, but my favorite idea was just leave the potion in his room with a copy of our dorm room key
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:06 No.18238716
    or kenji scarfs us dead.

    I think his scarf transforms into the manliest solution he could think for for any situation.

    >Blow him the fuck up with a proton pack
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:08 No.18238725
    okay lets try and see if LG will let us experiment with making a potion next thread.

    Even if we cant perfect it, we will still have some fun
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:09 No.18238736

    "I was wondering why my iced tea tasted like treachery" has to be my personal favorite thing I typed for the quest so far.

    If we go the route of leaving a potion and a room-key, we should make it look like somebody else left it.

    Somebody like Erica, with a note saying that we'd except him like he is, but this might make it easier for both of us.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:13 No.18238751
    >bear gummy bears

    Next time we're getting it on with Erica, we should take these.

    Hallucinogenic wild sex is the best sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:14 No.18238756

    >Somebody like Erica, with a note saying that we'd except him like he is, but this might make it easier for both of us.

    I like your style sir, but we haven't yet shifted into maximum over-troll.

    Let me fix that.

    When the girls are shocked as to the nature of the note, we step in like the suave mother-fucker we are.

    We explain that somebody has clearly tricked him, trying to hurt everybody involved. We do accept him as a friend, and we didn't even consider he might have felt more strongly about it.

    Which is our bad, not his. Any feelings there would undoubtably be very awkward since we're playing with things like gender-swapping, polygamy, and possible homophobia. Offer to help him work this shit out if nothing else.

    And that's checkmate gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:18 No.18238782

    This is the other way the Keima route is unlocked.

    "Hey Hayate, I brought back this book that-"
    >Ron Burgundy spotted.
    >Target Acquired.

    We all wake up an hour later in the bed. There's smoked salmon, half empty jars of honey.... and a naked Keima.

    There's an awkward silence Keima breaks.

    "I have no idea what the fuck just happened."

    "But I think I liked it."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:21 No.18238797
    >bear bear sex
    >wake up, room is a mess
    >hanging off the bed with Erica draped across
    >wearing her shirt backwards, on our head

    "That. Was. Amazing."

    "Really? I don't remember any of it. Goddammit."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:23 No.18238809
    Erica would be way too down with it to get the most fun out of it. No, we need give it to someone whose mind would be full of fuck in the morning. Someone like Hina, or any of the possible new SW entries. That's how you get the most fun out of those.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:27 No.18238828

    >And that's checkmate gentlemen.

    I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but do you have experience with this sort of thing?

    Because you seem a little too familiar with the topic.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:28 No.18238836
    Ursula then.

    She strikes me as the girl who's crazy in bed but afraid to try it. We're bringing it out little by little with the crossdressing, but who knows what depravities hide behind those glasses?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:30 No.18238846

    What, gay crushes, inserting people into a harem, transgender confusion, polygamy, or emotional manipulation?

    I suppose the answer is 'yes' in any case, but this is probably the first time I've gotten to do it all at once.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:33 No.18238858
    That's not a bad idea either, but I was shooting for maximum wtfery.

    >"It's my first time. Be gentle."
    >"Here, eat this. It'll help you relax."
    >amusing morning reactions
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:34 No.18238865
    when i was 16, i had a 12 year old "girlfriend".
    Pretty much the Nanoha situation.
    Take it slow, see where it goes.
    [for me, i was sent away to another other state.]
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:36 No.18238871
    I already have that shit solved in perfect fashion. No one should sweat that anymore. I can explain if anyone wants, but I intended to wait until it was really needed.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:38 No.18238885
    Landing Gear, if you don't incorporate bear sex into the next thread, I will be a sad panda.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:38 No.18238889

    Any 'perfect' solution will be drowned in a shit-storm when the time comes.

    Might as well post it now so it has a shot at honest evaluation.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:38 No.18238893
    age candy?
    age candy.

    I kinda like LGs timeskip idea.
    Lots of story can be taken from that.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:39 No.18238895
    Does it have anything to do with the potential time skip LG posted?

    But Pandas aren't bears...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:42 No.18238907

    >dissing pandas

    you shut your whore mouth
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:42 No.18238909
    >bear sex.
    >Erica and You only.
    >Ursula is wearing your tophat and has a bullwhip.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:42 No.18238912
    >can't walk around, too sore
    >have to carry her everywhere
    >she hits us at every opportunity
    >comes back that night for more
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:43 No.18238913
    A valid point. I will explain then.

    It's a more fleshed out version.

    As shown in StrikerS, and in one of the in-between mangas, Nanoha almost ended up dead on a mission at around her current age. She spent a very very long time recovering, and she still wasn't quite the same physically. It took her months to be able to even stand again.

    Using this piece of canon, she gets hurt, then goes to the Doctor to recover. Bam, X years in the box recovering. It really covers all the angles.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:46 No.18238931

    That would require Hayate not playing the role of meat-shield when someone he cares about is in danger.

    His teleport power is specifically designed to throw himself between his friends and danger should the need arise.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:48 No.18238938
    I think that's waht LG has.
    or maybe something along the lines of
    Be in field training
    lol huge incident.
    Sector losses contact with bureau for years.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:49 No.18238945
    You're assuming Hayate is present. It's not hard at all to make him not be. They were separated last vacation, on completely different universes.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:50 No.18238949
    would she be awake in the box?
    if yes, then we can visit her, and that would be weirder.
    Im sure the doctor would time our entry into the box to just days apart for Nanoha.
    [timing it at months apart would be devestating for a patient trying to recover]
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:50 No.18238954
    if she was asleep it would also be weirder.
    She woudnt have "Grown" mentally
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:50 No.18238955
    Besides, isn't Nahona NOT on our team?

    Or are our teams just for the duration of training? I would like to be deployed as a cell of operatives rather than an individual. More fun I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:52 No.18238962
    We'd be together throughout training yes.
    That includes field training.
    Then we'd be split up and sent to Bureau offices where we would be needed.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:52 No.18238965
    It's a bit less clumsy than the losing contact angle, because it incorporates canon and our setting together.

    Nanoha is a stubborn one. It's very realistic that she wouldn't want us to see her in that kind of state.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:53 No.18238970
    Possible way of getting into director's pants:

    She reverts to the "normal girl" personality
    [haruhi movie Yuki]
    We find her in the library.
    We take care of her until she recovers to full nagato mode.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:58 No.18238997
    Oh man. We've been focusing on our support role for so long, I hope we end up getting assigned to a good group.

    Of course, building the harem is a surefire way to keep our current team together.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:59 No.18238999

    She hears us play a sad song on the violin.
    She sees us at one of our bitching parties.
    She sees us continue to do hilariously awesome things (like make an imaginary dinosaur switch teams mid-battle).
    She sees us BIG DAMN HERO.
    We give her a hug.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:59 No.18239000
    Here's a question.
    Hina joined the class after groups were assigned.
    Mike wants us to look out for her.
    Does this mean she's going in ours?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)06:01 No.18239004
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    >Get home in time to avoid rain
    >Read after-game discussion

    New thread in about 15-ish minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:02 No.18239010

    It's also entirely possible that if our team is awesome enough as a team, we could be assigned as a strike force.

    SWAT teams don't hang at the regular stations or work a beat, they go in when somebody needs their shit slapped, and they go home once the slapping is delivered.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:03 No.18239013
    Not bad, especially since "normal" Yuki was pretty adorable. I think we can probably involve our violin in this somehow. Maybe this time we break her instead of just her construct.

    Basically this.

    It's likely. I get the feeling that they like to keep people of similar universes together, for obvious reasons. We really need more front line aerial though.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:04 No.18239016
    Bear sex?


    But it's pretty easy to follow plot points, especially when you're so kind as to give us viewpoints from other people.

    And holy fuck, I'm following this on 3 hours of sleep. Curse your time zone LG!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:04 No.18239019
    >> Wafle House Millionaire 03/07/12(Wed)06:05 No.18239021


    I can, but that's because I won a bet against a monk who claimed to be a god.

    You'd be surprised how handy true understanding is.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:05 No.18239024
    Shit, I'm running on 0. I meant to nap while LG was gone, but I was too busy talking to you guys. I'll probably have to crash mid-thread now. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:06 No.18239025
    So you had planned Zuchinni coming through meeting up with Sakura and us dosing them with espresso / BEARs for maximum cuteness and terror?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:07 No.18239032

    ... wait, what?

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:09 No.18239038
    By being awesome

    Was the bet to disprove I divinity?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:09 No.18239040
    I'd actually be pretty afraid if he was talking about THAT one.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:10 No.18239045
    Me too but I have glimpsed his mind a few times and someh it woud fit into the Escher like plans he has somewhere
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/07/12(Wed)06:10 No.18239047

    Dude said he saw all, was all, and knew all.

    I told him he couldn't guess how many fingers I was holding behind my back.

    He said it would be five, since even though I was making a fist, all of my fingers were there.

    I then told him that the thumb wasn't technically a finger, and punched him in the face.

    He said he gave me super perception as a reward for out-thinking him. Not sure it's true, but I like to think it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:12 No.18239053
    Outsmarted him by seeing the world clearly, he has not so much given you the perception but made you aware of that which you already were beginning to harness
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/07/12(Wed)06:13 No.18239059

    Actually the bet was that I couldn't do something he couldn't predict.

    Life has taught me that no matter the circumstances, nobody really expects a suker-punch from someone they underestimate.
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/07/12(Wed)06:15 No.18239064

    Man, I'm going to be pissed if that's the case.

    I SETTLED for super-powers after he told me that his holy powers didn't extend to either getting a job or getting women.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)06:18 No.18239070
    >meet some crazy dude claiming to have powers
    >best him in a contest of skill
    >he gives you powers

    Do you Catan?

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