!!Cuw+lR6NxOH 03/04/12(Sun)19:18 No.18205839|
>Grand Theft Auto (Vice city)
Holy shit it's grand theft auto. Crazy motorists, gang members with guns, a strip club, MULTIPLE bars, and who the f*ck knows what they put in all those goddamn secret packages?
You may face resistance from Mafioso or local tough guys. You may want someone who can help you either talk, or fight, your way out of the situation.
Has a marketplace where you're likely to find ... damn near anything, as long as it's cheap.
Has a bar. Serves ale from all over the planes.
Has whores. Unfortunately, they do not offer tricks from all over the planes. They are your usual cheap, dirty whores. LITERALLY dirty, as the air is thick with yellow smog.
You're likely to face Bandits, and Dialogue Trees. The Dialogue trees are not harmful, but may be frustrating.
I MADE MINIGAMES.
PLAY THE MINIGAMES TO GET BOOZE, SMOKES AND HOOKERS.
Yawn, GTA Clone.
Guns, Cars, Thugs, Retards. Bring someone who can shoot his way out of a group of thugs to not die.