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    237 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Starlight Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)06:15 No.18185534  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    You hug him.
    You just give him a warm hug.
    Erica grins.
    ursula's eyes glaze over.
    everyone else just looks.
    Keima begins to grow red.
    "G-get o-off me you b-baka! I-i didnt ask for a h-hug!"
    you let go, "See. That made you self destruct too right?" you say.
    "Baka." he says as he quickens his pace to pull ahead of the group.

    "hey girls," you tell the twins, "I hope you dont mind, but i wanted to have dinner with Nanoha. maybe wrap up some stuff with her."
    "Go ahead hayate."
    "Sure. Sure, we dont mind." they answer you.

    And so you begin to make plans.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:18 No.18185552
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    I've been waiting to use this picture.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)06:18 No.18185556
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    You walk around the quad alone.
    Trying to figure out how to best approach Nanoha and truly mend things between the two of you.

    Idea after idea comes to mind, but none of them seems just right.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:21 No.18185568

    Go to the ROOF.


    Send JACOB to invite her up when the time is right.

    Remember to never stop acting like a perfect GENTLEMAN.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:21 No.18185572
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    >Mahou Shounen Quest
    It continues!
    Let's make a beach and get everyone there.
    Or let's make a beach and take Nanoha and Sakura there for that picnic
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:22 No.18185577
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    >Thread name's Starlight

    Dinner on the roof?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:23 No.18185583
    More like Starlight Backbreaker
    Don't forget we have unlimited access to use any facilities for an hour or something like that
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:24 No.18185589
    I consider it a warning sign.
    Divine Buster and Starlight Breaker are both tools for Befriending.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:25 No.18185595
    Dinner seems like the proper vehicle for this, it gives us food to pick at to cover the awkward silences and it gives us a private place to talk. Somewhere with scenery, either on a boat on the lake or on a rooftop or large balcony. Something along those lines.

    If we have spare time playing matchmaker between Gai and Maggie (summoner Paper Sister) would be a bro move.

    We want to make clear to her that we're not interested in her romantically not because of any character flaws but mainly because she's 12. Be a Gentleman at all time but if she doesn't really know about our backstory we can give her the cliffnotes and tell her she's an important part of the new life and family we've found here.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:25 No.18185597
    Bitchin' ball in the gym

    Fuck more bitches.
    How about asking Nanoha to become our combat instructor? She would surely like that and we'd get some new tricks.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:25 No.18185598

    >Something like that

    Our team gets access to one of our choice for the day during the next break.

    You are SOOO far off base right now.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)06:25 No.18185602
    You have access to a facility for a day.
    on the next rest period.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:26 No.18185614
    >We want to make clear to her that we're not interested in her romantically not because of any character flaws but mainly because she's 12.
    And then we get asynchronous time shenigans and she demands to be our girlfriend.

    How old are we, anyway? 16?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:26 No.18185615

    >Because she's 12.

    "I think you're a lovely, charming young lady... but people would talk."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:26 No.18185616
    Okay. Big landmine here; NOBODY SAY 'FRIEND'.
    Everything would die forever.
    >Captcha: Beermitt his
    Ryuu probably has one.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:27 No.18185618
    Or we could just spend more time with her and include her when we do things with our team
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:28 No.18185631
    The more I think about it, the more I like the concept of getting combat lessons from Nanoha.
    It gives her an excuse to spend time with us in a manner that she's extremely comfortable with. Also fits the fact that she'll become a combat instructor one day.

    It might also make us a better combatant.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:29 No.18185633
    could we like hand her over a letter that is both an apology and invitation, either in timestop during the match or after? or should we send jacob to do it?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)06:29 No.18185634
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    she knows your backstory.

    brb grabbing dinner,
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:30 No.18185641
    Maybe, maybe not. This is a multidimensional organization where people come from dimensions where, time and age can mean different things.

    We could insult her just as much by saying its due to her age and cause more issues if she thinks that the real issue is we don't like her because of her age

    Fuck this shit is complicated
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:31 No.18185650
    Especially as the children in the Nanoha anime have a tendency of being extremely mature and well-behaved for their age.
    Hell, Nanoha had a midlife Crysis when she was nine.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:31 No.18185657
    ...I just noticed that I'm writing Crysis way more often than crisis.

    LG, may we get a Nanosuit?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:32 No.18185659
    So, suggested course of action:

    Rooftop dinner. Classy, but not necessarily romantic.

    Talk to Nanoha. Tell her we like her, but that she's WAAAY to young for us for that to not be awkward.

    Say we'll be there for her as a friend if nothing else, and that if she's still interested after she's grown up a little we'll see where things go from there.

    Important notes: Be supportive, be nice, lay on the charm. But also let her know that for everyone's sake we need to set a few rules down now.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:33 No.18185666
    I'm not sure which is worse, saying she's a dear friend or saying she is like the little sister we never had.

    If there is one person we can go to for advice in the matters of the heart, it's Ryuu, his advice might be the difference between skipping through this minefield untouched or hurting the feelings of the magical equivalent of Tsar Bomba.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:33 No.18185668
    Our butler armour technically is this already
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:34 No.18185672
    Well... Except for the constraints.
    Nanosuit gives full three minutes invisibility, reloaded after about ten seconds.
    It drains faster when moving, though.

    Maybe Sousuke will get one. It would fit perfectly.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:35 No.18185676
    Ask her if she can instruct us in terms of combat.
    She loves combat and she will be glad to train us.
    She's a bit like a Khorne follower.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:35 No.18185678

    I was just writing a smarmy, charming line.

    Not really intending to be taken seriously.


    I like this guy.

    We should send Jakob to invite her up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:36 No.18185683
    Nanoha's in the advanced class, so wouldn't she technically be our senpai? Asking for combat lessons might make sense, but somehow I've got a bad feeling about it.

    Dinner under the stars might be nice, but this planet has two suns or something, we don't even know if there is a "night" of which to speak. Besides, Nanoha has a bedtime or something, right?

    The other thing is that porking her would be a bad move. At least I'm assuming she's more or less innocent. She should never bring that up, and neither should we. Taking her out on dates might be good, though. We could see about doing that once a week or something.

    It's just a date, right? That's what she wants? Maybe we should ask her what she wants. Probably spending time with us, that's it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)06:36 No.18185684
    okay, ill clue you in about the thing mike said from the start.
    >"I guess people in this dimension don't age that fast, huh?"

    now you know how some characters stay 9 years old forever [lol most everyone]
    and some chatracters actually age [nanoha]
    take that into account.

    Another example is hayate, his manga has been going on for 7years or so, but a year only has passed in the story

    >hmnnn chikun
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:37 No.18185687
    And there's Vita.
    She really can't age.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:38 No.18185691

    Why do you want her to give us combat training?

    We're already in the middle of a training program that's going to teach us the same shit but better.

    Besides, if we were going balls-out like she was in that fight it would've been a curb-stomp.

    It also seems like an incredibly awkward thing to bring up over dinner.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:38 No.18185692
    >Asking for combat lessons might make sense, but somehow I've got a bad feeling about it.
    Well, she's a combat fanatic. Her training is extremely hard.
    Exactly the right thing for someone with low endurance.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)06:39 No.18185698
    thats a specific character quirk though, not a dimensional one
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)06:41 No.18185712
    oaky, concensus?
    preliminary plans?

    Bureau time is about 18:30
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:41 No.18185713
    I know the idea isn't popular, but getting advice from Ryuu seems like the very best plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:42 No.18185717

    We know there's a night, because we've been here for weeks and we've seen it.


    Well, yeah. But that could literally mean that time flows differently in some places than in others.

    Since we're all in the same place currently, we should all be feeling the effects of time at the same rate.

    If she went somewhere temporally 'faster' then she could age faster.

    Then there's also taking into account that this organization apparently has some sort of de-ageing/prolonging tech.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:42 No.18185718
    Dapper dinner under the stars.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:42 No.18185722
    Don't ask for combat training is my input, that's a little silly.

    Don't talk about any kind of serious relationship stuff unless she brings it up, and then offer her a date sometime. Simple.

    Unless she's starving for our cock, there's not much to talk about. Maybe we can bring up her innocence and how she should treasure it while she still can, and not be in a hurry to grow up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:43 No.18185727

    I think the star-lit dinner on the roof is solid.

    But if you wanna talk to him for advice on letting a girl down easy, I'm down for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:43 No.18185728

    I agree. Let's go to Ryuu for advice.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)06:44 No.18185734
    Youre on the right track.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:44 No.18185735
    > 'People' in this dimension.
    Consider everyone from a different dimension as a different type of being. They age at different rates.

    Time is subjective, we know that more than anyone.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:44 No.18185736
    >Don't ask for combat training is my input, that's a little silly.
    But it's completely in-character for Nanoha to enjoy giving us some training. It also allows her to spend time with us.

    I do agree with going to Ryuu, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:45 No.18185739

    General plan seems to be a classy not-quite romantic dinner on the roof.

    As well as to talk to Ryuu for pointers on letting her down gently.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:45 No.18185743
    There are three ways we can go about this.

    All of them will lead to trouble as far as I see it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:46 No.18185746
    Advice from Ryuu, then dinner under the stars.
    I'm against bringing up the training thing now; this dinner should be about getting to know each other better. If she offers, though, we should accept.
    Then you come off as treating her like a little kid.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:47 No.18185752
    Send Jacob to find Nanoha and ask if she would be so kind as to meet us on the roof at 20:00 for dinner, if you feel that doesn't give us enough time 2030 works just fine.

    Take Maggie Mui and play a very quick round of "Haaaave you met Gai".

    Once that is done find Ryuu and ask his advice, we care about her, we think of her much like a little sister and we don't want to hurt her and we want to get to know her better. He has probably seen 1000 stories similar to this and will have some excellent advice.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:48 No.18185761
    this covers everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:49 No.18185764
    >I'm against bringing up the training thing now; this dinner should be about getting to know each other better. If she offers, though, we should accept.
    Yeah, bringing it up at dinner might be weird if she doesn't herself.
    But I do want it brought up at some point. Maybe in case she feels left out or something.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)06:49 No.18185767
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    Still troubled about what to do, you decide to head down to Ryuu's for advice.

    There, you find Ryuu as he's always been, standing behind the bar.

    "Hey there Hayate, congratulations on the win." He greets you.
    "Thanks Ryuu, It was mostly luck."
    "Oh no, that wasnt luck, Ive never seen the Director look so impressed before as when you modified that dinosaur. Anyway, How can I help you tonight?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:50 No.18185772
    "Well... I think I've chewed more than I can bite."
    then explain situation
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:50 No.18185773
    "Have you ever had to let down a girl, just because they were too young?" Then explain the situation between us and Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:51 No.18185774
    Speaking as someone who's been in/around both sides of the 'kid has a crush on an adult' scenario, best thing you can do is take her seriously.

    Young as she is, odds are good that she doesn't understand how these things tend to work, how to handle these emotions, deal with relationship stress.

    But that doesn't make any feelings she may have any less genuine. The key is not to sound patronizing. We've all loved at some point, we all know what sort of shit that can wreck mentally and emotionally.

    Calm, steady and reassuring. That's the key here.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:52 No.18185777
    Sooo... big brother modo?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:53 No.18185783
    No, that'd be basically ignoring her feelings
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:53 No.18185785

    "I've found myself in something of a weird situation. I figured you might have some good advice."


    "Or failing that, something to drink."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:53 No.18185786
    Advice man, I need advice.

    Detail him the Nanoha situations, our feelings about it, how we care for her, how we think of her and we don't want to hurt the feelings of both a little girl and a potent engine of destruction.

    Also we need a drink, just one, we've had a long day and we deserve one.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:54 No.18185791
    Let's go with platonic love. Dates, hugging, maybe some kisses, but let's not bring her into the whole skirts and whips and OH GOD IT HURTS SO GOOD thing we've got with the twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:54 No.18185792

    >I need a drink.

    God I love this quest sometimes.
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    >Platonic Love

    Unspoken is the 'for now'
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:56 No.18185803
    This. That way, we can slowly turn it into a brother/sister thing. By showing that someone cares for her, it will satisfy Nanoha long enough to realize that her feelings aren't love in the way we have with the twins.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)06:57 No.18185807
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    "Well... I think I've chewed more than I can bite." you begin. "You've seen how the fight ended right?"
    he nods.
    "Well, Right now I'm seeing these two amazing girls, and yes, they know about each other. But now, Nanoha all up and confesses to me. I'm not really sure how I should handle this."

    "I know that she may be a bit too young, and just diving in would be bad for both of us. But I don't want to wreck her heart, you know?"

    He thinks this over for a bit.
    "Hmnnn... Let me tell you a story."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:57 No.18185808

    No... it's more like when one of your friends goes through a break-up. You're supportive and caring and shit.

    It's still love, just more of a platonic love.

    Big brother implies that we aren't treating her as an equal.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:58 No.18185810
    Storytime with Ryuu never disappoints.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:58 No.18185816

    Except maybe it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)06:59 No.18185818
    She has a big brother.
    She knows big brotherly love will be nothing more than that.
    She wont go for that
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:00 No.18185824
    We are effectively placing ourself in Friend Zone for her. Nanoha simply feels starved for love, and giving her platonic love will help her realize that our relationship should not be like Erica, Ursula, and ours.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:01 No.18185827

    Did you read my post?

    Or did you mean to quote somebody else?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:04 No.18185848

    Except maybe she does feel like that about us.

    I don't think we should jump to any conclusions here. A young girls heart is as fragile as it is complex.

    See >>18185659

    They seem to have the right idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:09 No.18185876

    Your words are wise sir.

    But I'm not sure we're good at the whole 'subtle' and 'reasonable' things.

    I mean, I know Hayate is an attempt at pure class, but only like two of the people in the quest have the charm to pull it off, and I'm pretty sure one of them is asleep right now.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)07:11 No.18185891
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    "We once had this Agent pretending to be a school teacher in one of the Dimensions we were over-looking."
    he began. "There he met this student, and well, to be blunt she fell for him."
    "she was a troubled youth to say the least, and at first the agent thought that what she needed was a father figure. The agent gave her what he thought she needed, and she reciprocated. But not exactly how he thought she would."
    "Her advances grew daily, the walls he put up grew weaker and weaker."

    "On an ordinary night much like this, he came to me for some advice." Ryuu continues his tale as he once again wipes his still spotless bar.
    "And you know what I told him?"
    "What?" you ask.
    "I said nothing. I gave him a drink, and sent him on his way."

    "You see, matters of the heart aren't restricted by position or status. Nor are they bound by age and rules of the land. The only thing that will dictate them are the feelings of those that concern them. No matter who you ask for advice, or what advice they give you, in the end it all depends on one thing." he points his finger at his chest.

    "What happened to that agent now?" you ask him.
    "He requested to be transferred to another office, the Bureau consented. Now he lives with his wife in the Dimension he met her in."
    "I see." you respond, still deeply in thought.

    "Anyway, you look like you could use a drink, what'll you have?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:11 No.18185893
    LG's been typing for like ten minutes.

    This should be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:12 No.18185903

    "Something strong. I might have to break a heart tonight."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:13 No.18185910

    "...What that agent had."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:14 No.18185918

    I like this one.


    I get the feeling I know who you are, and if I'm right I'm glad you're coming along for the ride.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:14 No.18185919

    >If it was Ryu though, he would have served us a drink as well, one suited for what we're feeling now.

    But its alright. This is fine too.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:14 No.18185920
    One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer.

    If we're going to break a heart we may as well have some blues with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:15 No.18185923
    "You'd know a better drink for this situation than I."

    We want a friend in Nanoha, a very good friend we can trust and be trusted with. We cannot make ourselves like her any more. If she is adamant on the idea of an adult loving relationship... We may have to disappoint her.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:16 No.18185932

    Three drinks is a bit much.

    I mean, this is more 'bracing shot' time, not 'fuck my liver' time.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:16 No.18185937
    Oh, and if worst comes to worse, here's the music we will have to end with. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:17 No.18185941

    I got chills.

    I like your style sir.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:20 No.18185960
    THIS. This is why Hayate needs to learn violin.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)07:20 No.18185961
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    "Give me what you gave that agent on that night." you tell him.

    He turns his back to you for a moment and serves you an Irish Coffee.
    "Here, something to warm you up and steel your nerves."

    "I know you will make a good decision, you may not see it immediately, but I'm sure that whatever you do in this situation will work out for the best."

    You partake of your drink and say your goodbyes to Ryuu.

    Still wondering what exactly to do, or how to pull it off without destroying Nanoha, you walk around once again.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:22 No.18185973

    A well played violin can really tug the heart strings, but I still say a piano comes first.

    If we can do both: fine. but if we gotta pick, I know which way I'm going to lean.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)07:23 No.18185978
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:24 No.18185986
    Play "Have you met Gai" on Maggie if we have time, at least that will be one thing today we can take pride in rather than breaking a girl's heart for her own good.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:24 No.18185990
    Do we turn Nanoha down?
    Do we say a firm NO
    Or do we say NOT NOW?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:25 No.18185992
    > how to pull it off without destroying Nanoha
    ...Or Nanoha destroying us, for that matter.
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    >Kodomo no Jikan

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:28 No.18186010
    Best course of action would be us meeting Fate on accident, with Fate being in love with Nanoha and us getting the two to become a couple.
    ...Though that would be kind of anticlimatic.

    I'm personally for just telling Nanoha "not yet" instead of "never". But then again, we've got the twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:28 No.18186013
    Neither. We say YES, BUT. She's too young for the adult stuff, but we can do other things. Like have dinner on the roof.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:29 No.18186017

    Smart thing to do would be to treat her with respect.

    I say to be nice and supportive, but say she's too young for us. We'll be there for her as a friend if nothing else, and if she still feels the same way once she's grown up a bit more... then we'll talk about it then.

    Maybe even work in a perfectly chaste kiss, we love back, but our love's a shade more platonic.

    I think that while she might not be pleased, it would be better to be honest.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:31 No.18186034
    Cue PTSD to a time back in our home dimension.

    It was just near closing time at the diner I worked at. I was gathering up all of the plates, save for one table.
    The two girls were still there, one still sneaking glances back over at me. I felt uneasy. I went over to the chef and asked him about them.
    "...Kid, you honestly don't know? She likes you!" I quickly looked to her. Our eyes met. She gasped and turned away, much to her friend's amusement.
    "Likes ...Me?" I found myself saying. I turned back and thought about it. Why did she like me? Was there something she wanted from me?
    "Well, here she comes now. Good luck!" The chef left, and before I could call him back, I heard her clear her throat.
    "Excuse me," She said, and hesitated. "But... I was wondering if I could go out with you sometime..."
    I should have felt happy.
    This is what guys want, right? I tried to think of happy times with her, but I could only think of what it would be like if she left. It obviously showed, because she quickly spoke up.
    "Are you... Alright?"
    "I'm sorry," I blurted out. "I can't."
    Her eyes went wide, then went cold as ice. Her hand came up, and before I could react she slapped me, hard.
    "W-well fine! I don't know why I liked you anyway! I'm never coming back to this diner and your stupid face again!" With this, she stormed out. Her friend gave me a similar look, following out.
    I could only stare at where she had been. I had shut out more pain by doing that... But I had also sealed myself away from happiness.
    I left that diner the next day.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:31 No.18186035

    I think we've reached a consensus.

    Apologize for putting her in this position, since we know all to well how it feels when somebody you love doesn't quite love you back the same way.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:33 No.18186042

    I like this one. I really do.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:33 No.18186045
    I think ging a proper relationship but taking it slowly is the best option. Other things lead to befriending or more drama
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:33 No.18186047
    >We'll be there for her as a friend
    I'd give us about 5 seconds before she blows up the whole universe.
    Can you let LG write the PTSD please?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:34 No.18186056
    That just makes it seem like we don't like her after everything we did earlier
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:34 No.18186061
    >I'd give us about 5 seconds before she blows up the whole universe.
    She's not Hayate and she doesn't have cartridges.
    At most, she'd blow up the continent.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:35 No.18186065
    This, and hope for the best.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:36 No.18186078
    The best option for avoiding drama and befriending is to tell her we love her but we don't want to hurt her, don't bring up any relationship things unless she does and if she does then just say we would like to take it slowly
    >> Sidestory: le chat japonais Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)07:38 No.18186083
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    You are Katsuragi Keima, the capturing god.
    Scouted by the IDPKB for your tactical prowess,
    you now sit in your room after your team's victory in the tournament.

    You are confused.
    You are troubled.
    You are unsure how that final scene fits in your scenario.

    LOL this nanoha situation.
    Hard as shit to work out. I wish all of you the best of luck.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:38 No.18186087
    Go over the final scene once again
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:39 No.18186088
    The final scene is turning into a girl and going to hayate for some hot classy love
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:39 No.18186091


    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:40 No.18186097

    >Else Brings up ALL of Keima's interactions with Hayate on the screen


    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:40 No.18186098
    I believe he's talking about the hypnotic hug, and what it did to his raging feminine feelings.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:42 No.18186111
    That's why I said >>18186088
    He is confused because he has yet to experience the massive satisfaction of Hayate's love
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)07:48 No.18186140
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    Still unsure of what to say, or just exactly how to say it, you begin your plans to invite Nanoha for dinner.

    First you take out Jakob and Ted.
    You have Ted go into his smaller form, he wont fit in the dorms any other way.
    "Guys can you go to Nanoha and give her my invitation for dinner? Tell her ill meet her on the roof of the library at 20:30."
    "Of course sir."
    "You can count on us old chap."

    And the two of them head off in the direction of the dorms, with Jakob riding on Ted's head.

    After this, you head to the library and climb up to the roof.
    There you find yourself under a sea of stars, The moons still yet to rise.

    You take out Kraus and prepare.
    he asks you
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:49 No.18186144
    A nice classy dining area, table for two
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:50 No.18186147
    Small table for two, with a white tablecloth. A few stands with candles on them. Simple, refined, works with the moonlight.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:50 No.18186150
    I think the only thing we can really agree on is that we don't want to bang her (yet). Some are saying 'dump her ass', some 'dump her ass GENTLY' and some 'keep her ass around, but don't hold on too tight'.
    Yeah, this
    Make sure there are some panels or walls or something for privacy.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:51 No.18186158
    >I think the only thing we can really agree on is that we don't want to bang her (yet). Some are saying 'dump her ass', some 'dump her ass GENTLY' and some 'keep her ass around, but don't hold on too tight'.
    I would be in favor of fucking her.
    But all the normalfags here seem to be disgusted at the idea, so I'm not voicing my opinion.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:52 No.18186169
    Well, yes, I suppose that could be done, but not yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:53 No.18186175
    Nice dining area, white table cloth, some warm lighting but not enough to screw with our view of the stars, not candles, a candlelit dinner under the stars might be a bit much. Italian cuisine works but the food isn't the biggest deal, a method of making sure we're not disturbed up here.

    Mature, classy, we're treating her as an equal not a little kid.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:54 No.18186178
    Put yourself in Hayate's position. Even if he WAS all for it, a relationship like that will diminish our reputation, and the opinions of us by almost everyone. Even if we asked to keep it on the downlow, Nanoha would eventually think we were ashamed of our relationship, and many fights will be had.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:54 No.18186183
    Wait, who was ted again?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:54 No.18186185
    LG, can you give us character sheets for characters with canonically variable skillsets, btw?
    You already showed us the cards that Sakura got right now. And you told us that Nanoha doesn't have cartridges yet (Which spells does she have?).

    It's not essential, but I like seeing these things.
    Would Nanoha break the scale when being statted?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:54 No.18186186

    Giant Dapper T-Rex
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:55 No.18186192
    T-Rex that we tamed with the power of FRIENDSHIP!
    And also our tophat. He's almost as dapper as we are.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:56 No.18186199
    He's our dapper British counterpart.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)07:58 No.18186212

    Fuck, i must have missed a thread or something because i can't remember obtaining a T Rex.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:00 No.18186216
    Shit man you missed the BEST THREAD EVER. We had BEAR COMBAT. TWICE!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:00 No.18186217
    Best course of action would be blasting Nanoha with our tealaser.
    Not metaphorically. Actually blasting her into oblivion.
    Combat is the best form of diplomacy. We can argue it out mid-fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:00 No.18186219
    I just realized.

    Bitches are the source of hayate's powers.
    First day we wiped ourselves put because we had no bitches.

    SW and now we last longer because we have 2 bitches.
    This fight we were even more powerful because we had 2 bitches and 1 who wanted to be ours

    And dumping her is a bad idea since it will just undo all the work we did in calming her down
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:01 No.18186223
    Last thread. Was about 967 posts long.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:02 No.18186234
    I actually agree with you there, this is anime land and this is tg. We want to be and we want the little girl
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:03 No.18186238
    So... Little girl lesbians?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:04 No.18186241
    That is a possibility, right now it is just being Daisuke to Rin
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:04 No.18186242
    Plus point:
    If we get Nanoha as well, we'll have one hurdle already removed: Nanoha is bisexual, so she will be capable of agreeing with a foursome. The question is if the twins are bisexual or just used to sharing.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:05 No.18186245
    Probably a bit of both.

    Anyway it won't be too big of a leap given we have been screwing both of them for a while
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)08:05 No.18186246
    "Kraus, give me a simple table for two. Some candles, don't over do it. And maybe scome screens from privacy."

    "EASY AS FUCKING PIE." he says as he sets up as you visualize for him.
    "Oh and Kraus, can you set me up with that white suit from the ball?"

    You have approximately an hour till she shows up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:06 No.18186249

    Stop calling them bitches.


    This is the best course of action.

    We can't exactly give her what she wants, at least not yet.

    But we still care, and we're still there. We also aren't ruling out a possibility for something like that in the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:06 No.18186251
    Organize some nice setting around here for it as well and lets think about what we are serving her
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:07 No.18186254
    Start dancing. No reason, no rhyme, just dance.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:07 No.18186257
    A whole hour?

    Masturbate. Twice.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:07 No.18186258
    Prepare for combat.
    Just in case.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:08 No.18186260
    Well we won't even go there unless she does which is the best course of action.

    If we do we will see of we can either take it slow and wait until she is older to have sex or at least delay it until we can sort things out
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:08 No.18186266
    Write a will.
    Just in case.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:09 No.18186271

    Sweep the area.

    I'll bet money more than one person is spying or attempting to on this area.

    Also, disable the cameras in the area.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:10 No.18186272
    We have an hour, if we wait here for an hour we'll be a melancholic mess by the end. See if Gai is free, hang out with him, chat a bit, bro it up, play matchmaker.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:10 No.18186273

    Mentilate Mike.

    Ask him if there's a music shop or something in town.

    We've been thinking about taking up an instrument.

    Also, ask Kraus for some mood music. Not sultry, something refined.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:10 No.18186274
    I oddly approve this action.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:11 No.18186281
    Call the twins and ask them if they'd be okay with Nanoha hanging around and having dinner and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:12 No.18186294
    Come on guys, we had a finely tuned plan and everything. Then we find out we have a bit of time to spare and you guys want to go in every direction at once.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:13 No.18186296
    They already know. They gave us the express all-clear to sort this shit out after the fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:13 No.18186303
    And that's why we need to do >>18186254
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:14 No.18186306
    Already asked and got the ok, they don't seem too put out by the idea of sharing us with her

    Good plan. Seconded

    Also see if we can't hook Gai up with the melee sister
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:14 No.18186309
    Meditate. On a flying saucer.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:15 No.18186310

    These. Now isn't the time to run off, now is the time to focus.

    These are either contributing, or minimal distraction.


    We've already had that conversation.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:16 No.18186317

    I think we can slip this in, It won't take but a second and dosen't hurt anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:17 No.18186318
    When Nanoha gets here just have Kraus activator little bubble same Asian combat so nothing can see in and everything that happens is cleaned up once we leave
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:18 No.18186326
    Rephrase that.
    Your post is a mess and you should feel bad.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)08:18 No.18186327
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    "Kraus, run a quick scan for me, will you?"
    "See if anyone might be watching us."
    "uhhh.. We have fought aliens before, remember?"
    "And cameras?"
    "Of course not." you answer him.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:18 No.18186328
    Fuck autocorrect ruined my post there
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:18 No.18186332
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:25 No.18186360

    Next >>18186273

    Only take a sec.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)08:29 No.18186374
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    >I guess nothing else to do?

    The hour passes.
    You wait for your guest to arrive.
    A few minutes later, she flies onto the roof, dressed simply in her uniform.
    "G-good evening Hayate." she says bashfully "Thank you for asking me out for dinner."
    "Good evening as well, and thank you for coming Nanoha."

    'Guys, I'll take care of things here, you two go around a bit and have fun. I'll call on you if i need you.'
    You tell Jakob and Ted.

    You sit Nanoha down at the table and begin serving dinner.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:30 No.18186380
    A nice light entree, something that she would like.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:32 No.18186383
    Pasta Alla Carbonara, no reason I just like bacon, chicken and cream.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:32 No.18186384
    A spinach and chicken salad topped with cheese and dressed with a white wine vinegarette.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:32 No.18186385
    rolled 40 = 40


    A light salad, maybe ceasar. Simple, delicious
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:36 No.18186405

    >Captcha makes my post late.
    >LG no refresh.


    Generally things get started off with a light salad of some kind, so lets go with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:37 No.18186413
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)08:37 No.18186414
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    You sit yourself on the other side of the table, with Kraus materializing the food in front of you as needed.
    Your entree is a spinach and chicken salad topped with cheese and dressed with a white wine vinegarette.

    Nanoha takes a few bites and looks at you before taking a few bites once again.

    [ ]talk
    [ ]dpnt talk
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:38 No.18186419
    Talk, light chat over the entree
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:38 No.18186422
    Supporting this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:39 No.18186427

    Let's give her a minute to see if she works up the courage before saying anything.

    We don't want to dive into this conversation from the wrong angle.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:40 No.18186432
    Ask how she was recruited. She knows our story, we should show interest in hers.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:40 No.18186433
    Small talk, nothing big or serious, get her comfortable talking, when the salad is done shift it towards the more serious stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:41 No.18186435

    Combine these.

    Give her a minute to see if she gets her nerve up, if she doesn't ease into conversation. Small talk.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:50 No.18186470
    Basically this.

    Not much else we can do
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:50 No.18186472
    Yeah, that would be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:52 No.18186484
    >Need sleep
    >most gripping thread I've seen yet.

    Dammit all.

    As much as it hurts me to say this, maybe only one thread? This schedule kinda sucks for all the American fans.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:53 No.18186491

    I hear you brother.

    I'm in Alaska, and it's already coming up on 5am.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)08:53 No.18186492
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    You wait for a minute, partaking of your salad in silence.
    You wait for her to make the first move, but she doesn't.
    You decide to do it for her.

    "So, Nanoha, How were you recruited by the Bureau?"

    She finishes the food in her mouth and begins.
    "Agent Yuuno was trapped in my dimension, wounded. I found him, and he gave me access to a Device."
    "He was unable to get into contact with the Bureau for a time so he trained me in the field. We solved a couple of minor cases on my home-world, and after he restored communications with the Bureau, he got me transferred here for more formal training."

    "I see. Was working on a case hard without experience?" you ask her.
    "Oh no, not at all. With Yuuno by my side, he was able to guide me along pretty well. This allowed me to get into advanced training quickly."

    "He must be a great teacher then."
    "He is. He is also very cute in ferret mode." she finishes with a smile.

    Both of you have finished your salads by now.
    It's time for the main course.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:54 No.18186500
    I'm German and can only get one thread live each day.
    So stop whining. It's not different for you.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:55 No.18186503

    Pasta of some kind.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:56 No.18186514
    >Minor cases
    I guess she didn't meet the Book of Darkness.
    But she know Vita.
    I think LG totally broke canon.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:56 No.18186515
    Serve a chicken schnitzel, garnished with parsley, in a garlic prawn sauce.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:57 No.18186523
    A nice lobster on a bed of fragrant rice with light vegetables
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)08:58 No.18186527
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    I shall see about the scheduling.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:58 No.18186529
    That is kinda the idea for most things in this quest
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:59 No.18186535

    Sometimes I wish this quest wasn't so awesome. It's playing merry hell with my sleep schedule.

    Also, German, that reminds me: The twins are from like WW2 germany right? Am I the only one who thinks it might be funny if Kenji found out they were literally 'fem-nazis'?

    I mean, I know 'lol strike witches works differently' but I think his head might actually explode.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)08:59 No.18186537
    Just keep going as t is LG.
    Enough people make it for the regular times and sadly everyone will never be able to make them all when you run it twice daily
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)09:02 No.18186547
    Kenji would pretty much attempt to burn down the dorm at the very least
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:03 No.18186551

    I'm not sure how much you can really do man.

    I mean, it sucks that my choice is 'stay up until 8am' or 'miss second half of quest' but there's a couple of people who follow this shit oven in europe, which is pretty close to the opposite side of the damn planet here.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:04 No.18186556

    Good to keep in mind if we every need a distraction.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:05 No.18186564
    I am lucky I live roughly on his time zone.
    But it still means I am checking all day and until about 4am for the quest
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)09:09 No.18186574
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    >because i subsist on rice
    Kraus serves you up some lobster on a bed of fragrant rice with light vegetables.
    As you begin to tuck in, Nanoha makes a move of her own.

    "What do you like in a girl, Hayate?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:10 No.18186582
    >"I don't want to cause san-loss in your pure mind. It's better if you don't know. Maybe in a few years I'll show you."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:16 No.18186618
    I like cute girls who can get along with everyone and enjoy themselves anywhere
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:17 No.18186621
    "I like them as they are. I don't force them to fit what I like."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:17 No.18186624
    Ooo that's a good one
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:17 No.18186625

    Shit, this is awkward. I'm not really sure how to respond to this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:18 No.18186628
    >"I like them like I like my coffee: Hot, powerful and capable of keeping me awake."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:20 No.18186636
    This sounds good, let's us say we like her without her having to change
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:20 No.18186640
    rolled 20 = 20

    a dick.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:21 No.18186647
    "A pretty smile and a nice personality. And what do you look for in a guy, Nanoha?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:22 No.18186649
    >Physical Maturity
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:23 No.18186658
    this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:24 No.18186662
    This works. Also have we agreed to be up front about the age and the platonicness. Which of means we'll be platonic for now?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:25 No.18186668
    We won't really push the subject unless she does, mention she is a bit younger than us so people might talk but if she persists we will agree to go slowly
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:25 No.18186673
    Just tell her that we are afraid of social repercussions and don't want our girlfriends to suffer from that.
    Apart from age, there's no issues.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:26 No.18186675
    >Dat question
    Oi LG, why you making it so hard for us?

    "I'm not exactly sure. But I do know that I like you."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:26 No.18186677
    rolled 97 = 97


    This this this
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:26 No.18186680

    "a kind smile and a warm heart"

    >why is this so hard?!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:29 No.18186693
    Well even Ryuu said that people here are a bit more understanding than other dimensions but we will say it's that we don't want to hurt her or have people think we are taking advantage of her.

    Really I don't think we have all that big of an issue with having a relationship with her was the consensus, we just feel it's ungentlemanly
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:30 No.18186703
    True love is an exception to this though.

    Older guys just taking young girls is still wrong
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:31 No.18186709
    We aren't that much older though.
    We are also in a setting with Sakura. And you know CLAMP's attitude towards relationships.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:31 No.18186710

    Speaking of Ryuu...

    LG, did Daisuke end up with Rin or someone else?

    It wasn't too clear.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:33 No.18186719
    Personally I have no issue with us having a full relationship with her.

    As long as we go about it the same as we did Erica ( who canonically should be about nanoha's age and still acts much like it ) and do it because we love her.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)09:33 No.18186721
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    "I like them as they are. I don't force them to fit what I like." you answer her.
    "Then, do you like me Hayate?" she asks
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:33 No.18186723
    He married her and stayed with her in that dimension by what I understood
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:34 No.18186727

    Smile gently, "Was that ever in doubt?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:34 No.18186728
    I like you a lot Nanoha, I just wasn't sure what exactly you thought of me
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:34 No.18186731
    Well, I don't mind a relationship with Nanoha as long as it doesn't get physical for a few more years.
    As long as we get that clear between us and her I think it's alright.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:36 No.18186741
    he jumped Dimensions and came back for her later.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:37 No.18186744
    "Of course! Even when you're pointing a giant laser at me, haha."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:37 No.18186747
    I love how people here are more worried about fucking a girl during puberty (who's in love with us and, if I read that correctly, about as old as our two other girlfriends) than the fact that we intend to have three girlfriends in the first place..
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:38 No.18186751

    Thats what i was hoping for.

    It's abit painful to read the manga sometimes...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:38 No.18186752
    She is about 3 or 4 years younger than us and a lot more developed than most girls, I don't see a problem but I am fine if you don't like the idea. Whatever it ends up as long as we agree with her it is fine, just worried us being with the twins could cause problems because she would still feel second best because we won't do the same with her as we do with them

    The twins don't look much older than her anyway and we have been going full speed on them
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:39 No.18186760
    Hartamnn twins are of legal age in most countries.

    Nanoha *probably* isn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:39 No.18186763
    "Of course I do Nanoha. But how do you see me?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:40 No.18186770
    She's twelve.
    In one year she'd be legal in Japan.
    She would be legal for us in Germany in two years if we stayed 16.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:40 No.18186771
    That's sort of my position.

    The twins aren't meant to be much older than her anyway and we had no problem getting it on with them
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)09:41 No.18186780
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    "Was that ever in doubt?" you tell her with a gentle smile.
    She blushes at this and goes back to eating.
    Neither one of you talking until your plates were cleared.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:42 No.18186781
    The Hartmann's are at least 16, and they should be 18 since they're from a post-War Strike Witches Canon.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:42 No.18186782
    The IDPKB is a bit different than most countries and they don't actively care what their agents do as long as they get their job done from what we have been told.
    If we do it properly and are gentle about it like we were with Ursula there shouldn't be an issue
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:42 No.18186784
    Chocolate fudge pudding with toffee decorations.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:44 No.18186791
    A beautiful parfait. Nice and sweetl, very pretty
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:44 No.18186792
    That will only lead to us being Shirou'd.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:45 No.18186795
    Do you really want to risk it?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:45 No.18186797
    Nanoha is 12, Hartmanns are at least 16 and grew up in World War 2 / World War ALIUMS. I think there's a sliiiight difference in their development.
    As for the polygamy thing, meh. My personal opinion is 'so long as everyone is happy, who gives a shit?'
    Erica kind of started it. A little.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:45 No.18186801
    Avoid the fudge at all costs.
    That way lies madness and cockblocking
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:45 No.18186802



    If i remember correctly, I think Nanoha canonically loves this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:46 No.18186809
    The main reason I suggested it.
    And we make it the best one possible
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:47 No.18186813
    A light custard, simple to compliment theore complex lobster we had.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:49 No.18186827
    Best option if it's what she likes
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)09:50 No.18186831
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    You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    You want to see him.
    You don't know why, but you do.

    Weeks before, when the first delegation left, they were already discussing sending a follow-up group.
    You were one of those nominated to follow the first three.
    You know its just a matter of time.
    You know you shall see him again.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:51 No.18186838
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    rolled 87 = 87




    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)09:51 No.18186840
    Not if the canon was an AU of an AU.

    heh. AUs
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:51 No.18186843
    Remember that night, him and how much you loved it. Wonder why some crazy gazebo destroying cross dressing pervert makes you feel this way
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:52 No.18186846
    Apple pie a la mode. You get the hot and cold, and it's really sweet, something you might be able to mention if she tries making a bigger move.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:52 No.18186847
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    [x] parfait?
    [x] parfait
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:52 No.18186849
    Heh fudge au's
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:52 No.18186851
    ...So how old are they?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:53 No.18186852
    I do not like where this is going. What if the Gazebo follows her?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:53 No.18186853
    Looks like parfait. Just going with it since I have no good ideas
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:54 No.18186855
    We have a T-Rex.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:54 No.18186856
    I think he mentioned around 15-16
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:57 No.18186873
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    >T Rex VS. Gazebo
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:57 No.18186874
    We have a Dappersaurus Rex. He is superior because he is Dapper
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:58 No.18186879
    rolled 3 = 3

    So when are we gonna get with Keima?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)09:59 No.18186881
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    Kraus materializes an amazing looking parfait for each of you.
    Nanoha, still blushing slightly from earlier brightens up when she sees this.
    "This looks delicious!" she says as she tucks in.
    You take a few spoonfuls yourself, wondering how to exactly proceed further.

    Ill give you sixteen turning 17.
    Same as Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)09:59 No.18186882
    When we finish the gender swap potion
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:00 No.18186890
    We were in our own world, which is pretty static.
    Nanoha visited Sakura's world. Was it equally static or did she actually gain some time to catch up with us?
    Same for Strike Witches AU.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:02 No.18186899
    So Nanoha, what do you want? I will be fine either way but I want you to be happy
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:02 No.18186900
    I have an idea on that. You know how we need to fall back on a past experience to make the potion? Well, we don't have a past experience of being genderswapped. Would we be able to channel through someone who had been?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:03 No.18186907
    That is a good question
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)10:04 No.18186909
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, the Student Council President for Hakuo Academy.
    A weird girl helped you on the train the other day.
    A weird girl you can't take off your mind.
    A weird girl named Hermione.

    You take a walk in the nearest park to clear your thoughts.
    I'ts a nice night, a normal night.
    You are more than happy with how normal it is.
    That is until you ran into this fat white tiger.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:04 No.18186911
    >"Kraus, can you turn us female?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:05 No.18186915
    It might work, but wouldn't it require him to make the potion? And Ryuu figured it out without being changed just by thinking about it after seeing Ranma
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:05 No.18186918
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    All this is gonna end terribly.

    Terribly amusing.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:07 No.18186927
    She won't recognize us unless we are cross dressing.
    She is going to be looking for us for lesbiantics.

    We could think of all the times we cross dressed and had to act girly, that might give us something
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:07 No.18186928
    Ask her if she'd be okay with going out with us while we're still with the twins.
    Avoid mentioning sex maybe that might be bad.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)10:07 No.18186931
    Bureau runs on centralized time, self contained.
    Other dimensions run on thier own timeframes.
    They can pull you out of your own, and adjust the time you arrive in the bureau's dimension.

    IE: even if time passes faster in your world.
    if they need you back in five days, they will pull you back just as 5 days have passed for you and the bureau.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:08 No.18186935

    Even an airhead like Ruka was able to recognise hayate out of drag.

    What more someone as smart as Hinagiku?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:08 No.18186936
    So no asynchronous time shenagins?
    Did you make wrong promises?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:10 No.18186943
    She won't see it because she is looking for the girl not the guy who was cross dressing and left such an impression it won't click.

    Of course this is just extrapolation from the thread it happened in and genre savviness
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:10 No.18186944
    There's more than 2 people whose feelings we need to consider. The TWINS may not be down for further sharing. We should remind her that things don't always go the way we'd like them to. It sucks, and it hurts, but that's how love goes sometimes.

    (I get the feeling this situation will be what makes her go gay.)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:10 No.18186946
    Time travellers cheat.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:11 No.18186951
    This has been mentioned before, they don't mind overly as was said during the conversation with them before the exercise
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:11 No.18186955

    The twins said, lets see how it goes.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)10:12 No.18186958
    Well, if the Bureau has it's shit under control, then no.
    But then again, guess who has the keys to the Bureau's time box.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:12 No.18186960
    And they thought Nanoha liking us was amusing to say the least
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:13 No.18186963
    Our good friend The Doctor
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:13 No.18186965
    "How do wish to go from here? I want you to be happy, Nanoha."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:13 No.18186966
    Actually the twins seemed to be ok with waiting to see what happens, they said something like lets see where it goes, so I'm guessing there's a way to do this
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:13 No.18186968
    >guess who has the keys to the Bureau's time box
    Oh hell yes.
    Also oh shit more capthoorables arriving, even when we haven't even capthoored Keima
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)10:14 No.18186975
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:15 No.18186983
    Candy Sushi.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:17 No.18186989
    With a mention that we won't leave the twins for her but we will gladly be with her as well, we don't want to hurt her or anyone else
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:17 No.18186990
    I'm for asking Nanoha what she wants, being okay with it if she wants a relationship, and telling her we want her to be happy.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:17 No.18186992
    I'll go with this >>18186965
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:18 No.18186993
    rolled 74 = 74

    What happens if she says "Fuck me?".
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:19 No.18186999

    I wonder if the night is still too early for this. It can ruin the magic.

    Maybe some entertainment for now? Small fireworks display?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:19 No.18187000
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    We'll go pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:19 No.18187001
    Then we do not disappoint the young lady.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:19 No.18187003
    With te caveat that we won't leave the Hartmann's but we can share ourselves out to her.

    And then we go back and tell Erica and Ursula, "I'm sorry, it looks like I did it again."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:20 No.18187012
    Ask her where she wants to go from here.
    Also, point out that when she had no chance with use because TWINS THEY WERE, she was being dumb. Just because she has no chance doesn't mean she should just give up. I mean, we faced of against her solo. She broke our timestop. Who won the fight?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:21 No.18187013
    This is a good Idea.

    We never got to during the ball
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:21 No.18187017
    We never got to dance with her at the ball like she wanted. What about that?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:21 No.18187019
    I don't think they will be too broken up to be honest.
    Ursula might even like the idea, Erica might be a bit jealous
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:22 No.18187026
    Oooh yes a small majaikal fireworks display some music and a slow dance
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:23 No.18187027

    Dance and music should come after dessert.

    Then when the music ends and shes in our arms, we can have a little heart-to-heart chat.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:23 No.18187030
    By the way, how in the fuck did she break our timestop?
    How is that even possible? Does she somehow exist outside of time?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:24 No.18187038
    Massive majaikal potential combined with emotional upheaval. She bent reality and dragged herself into our time stop
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:24 No.18187041
    >Erica might be a bit jealous
    She's going to have to punish her little black kitty again, isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:24 No.18187042
    Angry Nanoha doesn't follow any rules
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:24 No.18187044

    Love. Lots of love and heartbreak
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:25 No.18187052
    That sounds like the best order to take things.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:26 No.18187053
    Yep. I dare say we both will enjoy it
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:26 No.18187057
    Another vote for dance/music/fireworks after desert. LG probably wants something more immediate though, so let's just let her eat and set Kraus up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:30 No.18187080
    Why do I get the feeling our plans have derailed LG again?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)10:31 No.18187090
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    The two of you enjoy dessert accompanied by enjoyable conversation.
    With dessert finished you ask Kraus to clear up the table, and set up some music.

    YOu extend your hand to her.
    "You know," you tell her, "We never got to dance back when we had that ball."
    "Would you like to dance now?"
    "Yes. I'd love to." she says as she takes your hand.

    Also what song should kraus be playing?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:32 No.18187102
    rolled 68 = 68



    >inb4 tons of fly me

    That's Keima's song
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:33 No.18187103
    rolled 25 = 25

    Something nice and slow. A waltz?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:33 No.18187109
    rolled 91 = 91

    Yeah no fly me to the moon, that is for Keima and Keima only
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:33 No.18187111
    rolled 47 = 47

    Something classy but not sappy.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:34 No.18187116
    And I think we are one
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:34 No.18187119
    Tchaikovsky - Waltz of Flowers.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:35 No.18187120
    rolled 30 = 30

    A nice generic waltz is probably a good idea. We don't need any lyrics putting ideas into anyone's heads.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:36 No.18187129
    rolled 33 = 33

    Something classical, like maybe a Chopin or Strauss piece. I admit, I got nothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:37 No.18187138
    Has it.
    Suggest some music
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:37 No.18187140
    rolled 23 = 23

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:39 No.18187152
    This: >>18187119

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:39 No.18187157


    How do you dance to that?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:39 No.18187159
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:40 No.18187166
    Sold. We use this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:41 No.18187173
    This is very fitting
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)10:41 No.18187177
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    Kraus puts on a nice waltz.
    Something generic enough to not put on airs, but fanciful enough to make her enjoy it.

    You guide her through the dance.
    She struggles at first but quickly adjusts, and follows the music.
    You let the melody take you.
    She looks like shes really enjoying herself, a warm smile is plastered on her face, her eyes, trained on yours.
    The music nears its end.
    That's when she leans in close and says.
    "Hayate, I think I'm in love with you."

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:42 No.18187185

    "I know."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:42 No.18187188
    I think I love you too Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:42 No.18187190
    Seconded with the roll from >>18187109
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:43 No.18187197


    "I know"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:44 No.18187204
    Then what happens next is up to you but you must know that my relationship with the twins is not just some fling, however neither is it exclusive.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:44 No.18187206
    With, I just didn't know how to talk to you about it because you kept running away
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:45 No.18187216
    Soon we'll have NPCs opposing us because of their views on polygamy.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:45 No.18187219
    rolled 56 = 56

    "What is love? Nanoha, don't hurt me, but I know."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:46 No.18187224
    And next session they'll be in our harem
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:46 No.18187227
    Screw them.

    Also Kenji might look upon us as a hero for saving so many men from these women
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:46 No.18187230
    rolled 13 = 13


    We dont make the decision for her.
    Let her make the decision and adjust upon it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:47 No.18187237
    ...Unless a guy falls in love with a girl from our harem and is convinced that she deserves better.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:47 No.18187239
    Go for short and simple.
    "I know."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:47 No.18187240
    Like I said >>18187204
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:48 No.18187248
    Sometimes you have to push. We have been passive all night now we need to go for it, show the style and class that she fell in love with us for
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:48 No.18187250
    "I know. I kind of have that effect on people. But let's just take it slow, okay?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:48 No.18187252
    I like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:48 No.18187255
    Don't know about you guys but I do not want to fuck up the relationship with the twins.
    So... eh, be careful. Do not give empty promises and whatnot
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:50 No.18187266
    As we've said before multiple times the twins are ok with it we just need to find a way to make Nanoha ok with it
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:50 No.18187273
    The twins have already said they are not against the idea terribly.
    This isn't a bad idea
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:53 No.18187293

    I don't remember when they said they are okay for us to have another intimate relationship. They said they are okay for us to go on a dinner and "work things out", for all they though, we were going to let her down gently.
    I'm doubtful it is that easy to let them be okay with us getting a real harem
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:54 No.18187300

    We rolled for it and got just below the ???? marker.

    They said they were ok with it and wanted to see how it develops from here.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:55 No.18187310
    Before we even went into the training exercise they mentioned that Nanoha had a crush on us, they said they will see how it goes and they said they were fine with us working things out with Nanoha and said to "go for it"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:55 No.18187311
    A few threads back they informed us of Nanohas apparant cruch and said they'd like to see where things went
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)10:55 No.18187312
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    You look down at her and give her a smile.
    "I know." you tell her.
    She looks at you, like she wants to say something more.
    "What is it?" you ask her.
    "What about those twins?" she asks.
    "I must tell you that I adore them, and I would not want to get separated from them."

    "What we have is far from just a fling, but neither is it official." you explain to her.
    "What happens next is all up to you."

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:55 No.18187321
    rolled 11 = 11


    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:56 No.18187325
    rolled 44 = 44

    Fuuuuuuck tg dice are gonna rape us
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:56 No.18187326
    rolled 68 = 68

    Starlight Backbreaker!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:56 No.18187331
    rolled 58 = 58

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:56 No.18187337
    rolled 80 = 80

    Hah I could just see that being the next HUEHUEHUE
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/03/12(Sat)10:57 No.18187343
    rolled 55 = 55


    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:57 No.18187348
    I don't want to roll because I know I would get a 1
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:58 No.18187350
    rolled 13 = 13



    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:58 No.18187352
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:58 No.18187353
    rolled 52 = 52


    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:58 No.18187359
    rolled 13 = 13


    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:59 No.18187364
    rolled 28 = 28

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:59 No.18187365
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:59 No.18187368
    Shit hope that's good enough
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:59 No.18187370
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:59 No.18187371
    rolled 5 = 5

    No matter what happens, we should have Nanoha talk things out with the twins, woman to woman. Let them iron out whatever differences and ground rules they want to, even if it's only sleeping arrangements.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:59 No.18187373
    rolled 58 = 58

    Let's fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)10:59 No.18187374
    rolled 1 = 1

    /TG dice, don't do this to us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:00 No.18187379
    rolled 82 = 82


    [tell you the truth I don't like Nanoha that much.]
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:00 No.18187380
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    rolled 52 = 52



    This... this is not isn't it...

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:00 No.18187382
    rolled 25 = 25

    My HUEHEHE sense is tingling.
    Motto: Murder the hypothenuse.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:00 No.18187383
    rolled 3 = 3

    Yeah, what he said.
    Also maybe hold her close for a little bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:00 No.18187385
    Oh you fucking idiot why did you keep rolling once we had an 80?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:01 No.18187388
    rolled 6 = 6


    The dice mock your pleadings
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:01 No.18187391
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    rolled 30 = 30


    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:01 No.18187393
    Well, I don't like the Twins.
    It all balances out.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:02 No.18187398
    rolled 7 = 7

    Rollin' Terribly
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:02 No.18187400
    I suppose you like Kenji?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:02 No.18187405
    rolled 41 = 41

    So much haet, /tg/ dice...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:02 No.18187406
    rolled 60 = 60


    well.... each to his own I guess
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:03 No.18187414
    No, I consider the character to be completely pointless.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:03 No.18187419
    Then who do you like?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:06 No.18187433
    Mostly the OC characters.
    Mike, Kraus, Jakob, etc.
    Also, the persona that we originally intended for ourselves but somehow never took hold.

    I like most of the characters here in their source material but dislike their bastardized versions in this setting. Except for Shirou and Gai, especially as I never watched Kamen Rider.
    The whole quest is too weaboo for my taste. And I consume a lot of anime.
    There's a shitton of awesome moments, though, so I can't stop following.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:06 No.18187436
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    rolled 3 = 3

    I'd rather have a Fate-chan myself, but that's how things go.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:08 No.18187444
    The persona we originaly intended for ourselves is still there we just took the backstory of an already excisting character to flesh us out
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)11:09 No.18187455
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    >all dem thirteens

    She activates her device
    she charges a spell
    She releases the blasts.

    At point blank range, all of the Bureau's Maijikally reinforced buildings were leveled.
    The underground R&D labyrinths caved in.
    The town was demolished.
    Total casualties for that evening compared to a class-B catastrophe.

    Till this day, the crater that was the Inter-Dimensional PeaceKeeping Burea's central command remains barren and dead

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:10 No.18187463
    You montser.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:10 No.18187466
    rolled 49 = 49

    [x] Reload
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:11 No.18187468
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:11 No.18187469
    rolled 41 = 41


    jesus fucking christ.....
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:11 No.18187471
    ...Not Yandere HUEHEHE killing the twins and imprisoning Hayate, then making us part of Nanoha's harem?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:12 No.18187477
    >she killed everyone and a shit tonne of inocents to boot
    >not yandere enough
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:12 No.18187479
    rolled 83 = 83

    Dice seem to be REALLY against the harem idea
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:13 No.18187483
    Well onto the 82 I suppose
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:14 No.18187491

    Theres still that Nat 1, LG.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:14 No.18187496
    Well we have an 80 and 82 so they aren't totally against it
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:15 No.18187504
    rolled 48 = 48

    I must be fortunate that I do not watch that much of anime. Pretty much none of the source materials have been fully watched/read by me, except TWGOK and I like trolling Keima.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)11:16 No.18187510
    "I-I want to be with you." She answers you.
    "How exactly?" you ask her.
    "I want to have what those two have. I want to see you everyday. I want to walk with you. I want to hold your hand. I want to love you." she answers you firmly.
    "You do understand, that if we do start going out, you will have to share, right? Erica and Ursula can do it. Can you?"

    ROLL EM.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:16 No.18187511
    I have seen about half of it and to be honest I like pretty much all of it. This is more a parody than anything to me
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:16 No.18187516
    rolled 61 = 61




    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:17 No.18187519
    rolled 42 = 42

    HUEHUEHUE incoming
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:17 No.18187523
    rolled 91 = 91

    > I want to love you
    Is that an euphemism?
    She asks to have exactly the same thing, after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:17 No.18187526
    rolled 43 = 43

    Oh fucks sake LG the dice will not be kind to us and you know it. The hue shall flow
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:17 No.18187528
    rolled 73 = 73

    We are so boned.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:17 No.18187529
    rolled 22 = 22

    I hope it goes better this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:18 No.18187532
    rolled 38 = 38

    Even if she is okay, I'm still in doubt if the twins are. Whatever they said in the past.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:18 No.18187535
    rolled 8 = 8


    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:18 No.18187538
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:18 No.18187539
    rolled 66 = 66

    Operation: Grow third arm for triple handholding.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:18 No.18187540
    Hahahaha or not there is no Hue here now

    Tell her we can have days just to ourselves but we will still be with them and we won't put any above each other
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:19 No.18187544
    rolled 39 = 39

    NAT 1.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:19 No.18187545
    Oh thank the gods.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:19 No.18187547
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:19 No.18187550
    They will be fine, don't give him any more ideas after we managed to get such good rolls for the average earlier on
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:19 No.18187551
    rolled 22 = 22

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:20 No.18187557
    That's why the very next thing we do after we finish here is set the women down to sort what needs sorting. Girl talk time is essential to making this thing work smoothly.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:21 No.18187563
    Nope none of that HLQ bullshit we have done it so stop rolling
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:21 No.18187569
    rolled 18 = 18


    Okay. But will Nanoha be fine with foursome?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:21 No.18187571
    rolled 48 = 48

    We'll roll for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:21 No.18187574
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:22 No.18187575
    I think the most trouble would be with Ursula rather than Erica, we must do more nice things for her.
    And what's going on in Shirou's room at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:22 No.18187580
    She is bisexual so I dare say she will be after a little while
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:22 No.18187581
    rolled 44 = 44


    I swear, i am gonna crack up if we have to reload a second time...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:22 No.18187582
    rolled 69 = 69

    Exterminatus against Oompa-Loompas?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)11:22 No.18187584
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    >oooh i missed a nat 1

    "Does that mean I have to share?" she asks you.
    "Yes Nanoha, it does."
    "Can't i have you all to myself?"
    "No. You must share equally with the two of them."
    She falls silent.
    You wait for her response.
    Finally she answers.
    "Okay.... But on one condition."
    "And what is that?" you ask
    "I get to keep your head."

    The next morning a soggy cardboard box is found in front of the Hartmann's room
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:23 No.18187593
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    ...Ok, that actually scared me.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:23 No.18187596
    I thought you found that earlier with
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:24 No.18187598
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:24 No.18187599
    oh you
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:24 No.18187600
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:26 No.18187611
    rolled 98 = 98


    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:26 No.18187616
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    Never watch Infinite Stratos. You hear Nanoha's voice in crazy mode, and it is creepy as hell. Yandere is just the scariest, and hottest, type of crazy.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:27 No.18187620
    Can we stop rolling now? It is past the point of necessary
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:27 No.18187625
    Really dice gods!? REALY!??
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)11:28 No.18187635
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    "I-I I'm not sure.." she answers you.
    "Well how about this?" you tell her "we can go on a few dates, take things a bit slow. I can also introduce you to the girls, maybe you can get to know them better. Then you can make your decision."

    "Are you okay with that?" you ask her.

    YOu only have to beat a 70.
    easy mode.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:29 No.18187636
    rolled 64 = 64


    >inb4 Fate appears
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:29 No.18187638
    rolled 91 = 91

    Please tell me this is the last roll, I need to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:29 No.18187639
    rolled 22 = 22



    LG, you just want us to fail right? RIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:29 No.18187640
    rolled 51 = 51

    >Easy mode
    HAHAHAHA no.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:29 No.18187641
    rolled 66 = 66


    "easy" he says.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:29 No.18187643
    rolled 44 = 44

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:30 No.18187645
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    rolled 43 = 43


    Fucking love you man.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:30 No.18187646
    rolled 90 = 90

    >All below 70, save 1

    Easy he said...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:30 No.18187648
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    Easy Indeed
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:31 No.18187650
    rolled 78 = 78

    >Inb4 another roll
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:31 No.18187655
    Yes he did
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:33 No.18187668
    Dammit dice gods, your whimsical ways are almost too much.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:33 No.18187674
    rolled 60 = 60

    >What kind of service can you give someone underaged? Hmmm...


    LG, why not you write the Teeth Brushing scenario. You know what I mean.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:34 No.18187680
    We can do lots for her.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:34 No.18187681
    rolled 93 = 93

    >LG, why not you write the Teeth Brushing scenario. You know what I mean.
    This retarded shit is crossing the line.
    Keep your fucking fetish out.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:37 No.18187702
    I do not like where this is going...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:38 No.18187704
    Yeah that's getting a bit weird and fetishy even for me
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)11:45 No.18187757
    "I think I can try that..." she tells you.
    "Great. You know the twins are good people once you get to know them, I'm sure you'll get to like them soon enough"

    She gives you a hug, which you reciprocate in return.
    She turns her face up to you.
    You know she's waiting for it.

    [ ]kiss (where?)
    [ ]dont kiss

    >fakkin computer crashed.
    >restart google chrome
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:46 No.18187764
    LG needs to work out how he is going to do this since we won
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:46 No.18187765
    rolled 22 = 22

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:47 No.18187768
    >[x] kiss (lips)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:47 No.18187769
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)11:47 No.18187772
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    too many uncomfortable boners.

    maybe with erica.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:47 No.18187774
    rolled 64 = 64


    Lips. No tongue. A chaste kiss.

    >I'm sorry Perrine, I know you're watching this...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:47 No.18187775
    rolled 7 = 7

    >[x ]kiss (where?)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:48 No.18187777
    rolled 37 = 37

    [x] Kiss (lips)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:48 No.18187778
    rolled 98 = 98


    rolling for this
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:48 No.18187779
    Kiss her on the lips.
    Show her we consider he no different to the twins if she is our girlfriend
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:49 No.18187790
    THIS. Lips, no tongue.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:49 No.18187791

    "Close your eyes."

    [x] Lips
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:49 No.18187792
    Agreeing with this. It goes with the taking it slow thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:49 No.18187795
    rolled 71 = 71

    >implying Erica wouldn't be brushing OUR teeth
    Ursula maybe.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:49 No.18187796
    I guess this means Perrine heard it all and understand that she might have a chance aswell, or something like that
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:52 No.18187823
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    And maybe Hinagiku as well.

    Imagine those two bumping into each other in their stakeouts...

    >And then she finds out we're not a girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:53 No.18187834
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:56 No.18187858
    rolled 21 = 21

    i for one welcome our new overlord
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)11:58 No.18187877
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    This here is the fate of those like us, who have way too much suave for our own good.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)12:00 No.18187895
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    "Close your eyes" you tell her.
    As she does so you give her a nice chaste kiss on her lips.
    She opens her eyes again. She hugs you tighter.
    "I love you." she says again.

    The two of you spend a couple more hours sitting on the edge of the roof and talking.

    As you talk to her about the stars, you hear her let out a tiny yawn.
    "Hey, are you sleepy?" you ask.
    "Noooo..." she says unconvincingly.
    "let's get you to your room."
    YOu pick her up in your arms, and fly her to her room on a saucer.
    As she steps inside her window, she turns to you and gives you another quick kiss.
    "You really do look good in that white suit.." she tells you as she heads off to bed.


    FUCKING GODDAMMIT THAT IMAGE MADE ME DROP a spoonful of icecream on my keyboARD.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:01 No.18187903
    rolled 62 = 62

    Jesus christ it's 4AM why do you do this to me
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:02 No.18187917
    rolled 58 = 58

    Check on Shirou's room, then bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:04 No.18187929
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    >That image

    I know right. It's hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:04 No.18187932
    Go to our room and plan our badassery.

    See if we can't teach Ted some cool tricks.

    Oh and have Kraus clean it all up
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:04 No.18187934
    Report to the twins. Tell them things went well and they'll have to schedule a time for Girl Talk soon. Then bed, because we've had one hell of a day.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)12:04 No.18187937
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    I carved another amulet today.
    It is made of fudge.
    It menaces with spikes of pralines.
    It depicts a rabbit.
    It depicts the stars.
    The rabbit is looking up at the stars.
    I am unhappy with this.
    I crush it in my hands.
    It falls to the floor .
    There it lays with others like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:06 No.18187948
    It's only midnight.

    In Thailand. I got four more hours and this is the best thing short of Path of Exile.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:06 No.18187951
    This, keeping everyone on a level playing field is important
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:09 No.18187969
    Yep, we will get nowhere if we start to play favourites. They are all our favourites
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)12:13 No.18188003
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    You fly to the twins' window but find the light off.
    You decide to go to your room.

    There, you find The twins being entertained by Jakob and Ted.
    WIth Jakob being cuddled by Ursula, and Ted playing rock paper scissors with Erica.
    [This always went badly for him, since he can only throw scissors.]

    "Well, well, well.. Here comes our Casanova." Erica says as you climb in through the window "How did it go?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:13 No.18188006
    I like these little exerpts it adds a bit of extra back story
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:14 No.18188012
    Damn, I go to sleep and wake up to find out that Hayate is romancing and grooming a 12 year old girl. Feels bad, man. That is some seriously creepy, shady shit. Time to explain to our Angels how much of a sleaze bag we are.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:16 No.18188029
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    Dude, it's a quest with loads of crap from animes, what do you expect?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:16 No.18188033

    "Well, the Bureau and the town isn't a crater and I still HAVE my head.

    I think it went as well as we could hope for.

    Shes gonna need have a talk with you two soon, though."

    >yay for references to alternate dimension.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:17 No.18188035
    Explain what happened.
    Tell them that they will have to spend some girl time with Nanoha and explain they don't mind sharing and they can have days of him to themselves
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:18 No.18188050
    We aren't grooming her, she loves us and we aren't about to break her heart
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:19 No.18188062
    Read the progression.
    She isnt even in the "Harem" yet.
    We will allow her to see if she could share with the twins.
    No touching. no nothing. Just innocent fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:19 No.18188063
    Yes, we are. She's infatuated with us, not in love, because she's A: 12 and B: know us, what, two weeks? What we're doing is definitively grooming and sleazy. However, what's done is done. If we try to reverse it now, I expect we would end up dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:20 No.18188075
    >implying this is our fault
    >implying we didn't almost get nuked because we tried to NOT get involved with her
    Swag doesn't discriminate, and we can't seem to turn it off. The best we can do is roll with it, and we did it the best way we could. Besides, we have the Doctor here. The next time we go on a date with Nanoha, she may be 18. It's completely possible to change things like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:20 No.18188077

    Hayate is 16. That's four years difference. That's still pretty normal. Legal grey zone even.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:21 No.18188084
    Just roll with it. LG doesnt make it sound THAT sleazy
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:22 No.18188103
    Oh, I am rolling with it. Like I said, I'm not going to try to reverse the terrible, sleazy thing we've done. What's done is done, so now we need to focus on how we're going to break it to the twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:23 No.18188106
    I don't think he makes it sleazy at all.

    We were sleazier with Erica than we have been with Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:23 No.18188118
    THIS. He wrote it in tastefully.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:24 No.18188129
    Break what? We're not leaving them and they're ok with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:25 No.18188138
    That doesn't change the fact that we just seduced and agreed to date a 12 year old. That makes it far worse. Anyway, how do you want to break this to our angels?
    We don't know that they're okay with it yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:25 No.18188141
    It went well, I think. Have you ladies eaten? Could I interest you in some Chicken Carbonara or perhaps just a light meal of Japanese sausage?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:26 No.18188148
    Yep we had to explain this multiple times already, they told us to go for it and given they still have us in one piece which is better than most alternatives
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:28 No.18188173
    We did not seduce her, we asked her what she wanted and she said she wanted this, she agreed to the situation and we are going to take it slowly, if you cannot find that acceptable then too bad consensus went with it
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)12:28 No.18188175
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    "Well... The Town isnt a smoking crater, and I still have my head, so I guess it turned out pretty well."
    "Funny. Now give me a serious answer." She tells you
    "I got her to agree to a trial period. We go out on dates, she meets you, we all learn to see if we can do it." you tell them "Are you girls okay with that?"

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:29 No.18188182
    rolled 33 = 33

    Dice gods want us to die I bet
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:29 No.18188183
    rolled 9 = 9




    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:29 No.18188188
    rolled 9 = 9

    Fuck youuuuu diceeee gods!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:29 No.18188189
    rolled 65 = 65

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:29 No.18188192
    rolled 49 = 49

    Okay, rollan. Totally gonna die though.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:30 No.18188194
    rolled 29 = 29



    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/03/12(Sat)12:30 No.18188200
    rolled 8 = 8

    Dammit Landing Gear..
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:30 No.18188201
    rolled 82 = 82

    Oh wow these rolls
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:30 No.18188202
    rolled 52 = 52


    LG is now PF Mk. 2
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:30 No.18188203
    rolled 93 = 93

    More dices?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:31 No.18188211
    rolled 62 = 62

    inb4 HUE
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:31 No.18188212
    rolled 98 = 98

    Well hopefully we aren't gonna die.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:32 No.18188219
    rolled 16 = 16

    We are going to die. WHY DICE, WHY?!
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/03/12(Sat)12:32 No.18188220
    rolled 86 = 86

    May the dice gods be with us...! Otherwise prepare for huehue...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:32 No.18188221
    Hahaha oh wow
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:32 No.18188222
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:32 No.18188229
    Take this instead
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)12:33 No.18188231
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    well, real life could be like that, randomn challenges you have to pass at every bend. one sentence can make or break a whole slew of events.
    A question can fuck up a whole evening.

    I try to simulate that with the multiple rolls
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:35 No.18188247
    That was more a comment on the notoriously low rolling /tg/ dice than you asking for rolls man.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)12:37 No.18188270
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    "We'll see." Erica answers. "But no funny business." she warns you. "Not yet."
    "Agreed." Ursula adds.
    "Of course." you tell them.

    "and speaking of funny business..." She makes Jakob and Ted get back in the hat.
    "I think It's about time we get down to some."
    She and Ursula pull you into bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:38 No.18188278
    Hmmm... Give them the choice of Crossdressing Hayate night or Girls Get Tied Up night.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:40 No.18188288
    I don't think there is any doubt which option they would take
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:41 No.18188300
    We know which one they've picked in the past. Maybe they're ready for blindfolds and and being tied to the bedposts with silk scarves tonight, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:43 No.18188322
    We know what they have repeatedly picked in theist, which they both seem to enjoy quite a bit too much.

    Oh well we can use the Tokyo tower line at least
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)12:44 No.18188345
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    You land in the bed, your body weight forcing the air in it in a tiny audible pomf=3

    "Uh girls...? I was kinda hoping to sleep early tonight..." you tell them.
    "Well that's no fun." Erica says as Ursula nods in agreement.
    "Besides, we even came fully equipped tonight."
    They take out toothbrushes and a tube of toothpaste.
    "Now, open wide, and don't squirm too much...."

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:45 No.18188350
    ...I'm okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:46 No.18188353
    That's a new one for them.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:48 No.18188367
    rolled 62 = 62

    Or guys dressed as girls get tied up night.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:48 No.18188374
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)12:52 No.18188412
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    It's morning again.
    You wake up much like you did many times before.
    On your left, Ursula, snuggling in close for warmth.
    On your right, Erica, snoring quite cutely.
    But today it's a little different...

    Because there on your chest, you find Nanoha sleeping soundly.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:53 No.18188424
    Swag pile.

    Try to get up and set breakfast without disturbing out ladies
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)12:53 No.18188435
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    Deal with it.

    New thread at 2100 4chan time.
    [or whenever i wake up, lol sundays.]
    >> Alpharius 03/03/12(Sat)12:54 No.18188439
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:54 No.18188441


    How did she get in?


    Put her down gently inbetween the two girls and get up. Maybe they'll start clinging to her and half the job of the talk will be done.

    Then start prep for breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:56 No.18188464
    rolled 34 = 34

    Swag is a force of nature that trumps all others. We REALLY need to find the off button for this thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:57 No.18188465
    Jeez you can imagine them waking up like that.
    Hayate will be blamed for it.

    And then they decide to dress him up giving Nanoha the lead
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:58 No.18188474
    It begins.

    I am glad i caught the tail end of this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)12:58 No.18188475
    Yeah we need to work out how to turn it on and off or we are gonna have serious problems when we try to get up in the morning
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:00 No.18188484
    >Girl snuggled in on each side and one on top.

    I wish I had more problems like that one.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:00 No.18188485
    France, Japan and Japan are already afflicted, we should not rise too far too fast.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:01 No.18188494
    Yeah I could do with more problems like that
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:02 No.18188506
    I'd worry more about smothering to death under them all if this keeps up. We're going to be buried in bitches the way Shirou is buried in fudge.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:02 No.18188509
    The only problem I see is needing a bigger bed.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)13:04 No.18188528
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    The log of Miguel Rozario SantaCruz Y Cabrillo,
    [03-06 BD4432]

    My pupils won the tournament, Max now owes me 3 boxes of cigars.
    I'm proud of those kids. They work together so well.

    That Takamachi from the Advanced classes is scary as shit, blew me up before i could even say 'Banana-bread'.
    Gobb bless the poor soul that would even try and piss her off.

    Still don't know how Hayate overrode the Director's construct.
    Both She and I are impressed.

    Saw the flying suitcases floating around near the dorms. They disappeared before i could catch them. Flew straight into a mirror.

    Rood finished his flying china-cabinet. We're testing it out tomorrow.
    Once we have it fully operational we'll load it up with cheap ceramics and let it loose inside AdMin.
    That should be fun.

    -Entry Ends
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)13:07 No.18188549
    you guys have any questions? im sticking around for about 30 mins more.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:09 No.18188566
    What's the name of the next arc?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)13:10 No.18188572
    Did we forget to lock the window? We did, didn't we.

    Not that I have an actual problem
    With these events
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:12 No.18188594
    Any new charts you can show us now we've reached this point?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:13 No.18188600
    we should archive this soon, shouldn't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:14 No.18188611

    Wanna see the chart for today.

    The landmines we avoided.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)13:15 No.18188612
    'Deal with it.'

    Find out how she got in there next time.
    i want to see how you guys will deal with it.
    Basic training for you guys about to end soon-ish.
    Moving onto advanced.
    Then new basic trainees can be introduced.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)13:16 No.18188626
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    didnt save the chart when computer crashed
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:17 No.18188634
    Fuck I finally got the flying suitcases reference.
    Slowpoke of slowpokes
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:18 No.18188638
    I still don't get it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:18 No.18188643

    Who was on the other advanced teams?

    Also, who was on Negi's team?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:20 No.18188655
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    Who on our team can enter mirrors?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:20 No.18188657
    In Rozen Maiden the dolls arrive by flying suitcase.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:20 No.18188664
    Travis Touchdown needs to be our CQC instructor

    And I bet the chart had lots of BONED anda BEFRIENDED FATALLY right?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:20 No.18188671
    Ah, okay. Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:22 No.18188685
    >Still don't know how Hayate overrode the Director's construct.
    I love our Dapper powers.
    >Saw the flying suitcases floating around near the dorms. They disappeared before i could catch them. Flew straight into a mirror.
    Kraus harm grows as fast as ours then?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:23 No.18188693
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:25 No.18188707

    Harm is right though.

    Strangling vines, Scissors, RAGING HEART?

    Hes gonna be whipped. Hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:27 No.18188724
    I love that LG was cool enough to give us the bastard permanently, I was expecting maybe a quick cup of tea with our Dappersaurus and then a tearful goodbye
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:27 No.18188729
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)13:28 No.18188739
    Kraus is of the MANLIEST OF MEN, you may be surprised
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)13:29 No.18188742
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    <Flying suitcases
    [she has a twin]

    ANYONE as long as Shinku pulls them in.

    AC-1 was paper sisters
    AC-2 was SISTERS
    AC-3 is nanoha/vita
    AC-4 was unknown

    Left the other teams unpaded so you can fill in some more characters in later rolls/interactions.

    Damn i need to list the ones in our class so far.
    28 characters [4 teams of 7]
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)13:32 No.18188759
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    too much EXTERMINATUS and yes, BONED

    2 routes were easy. LET HER CHOOSE and YES.
    but the yes route had 1 chance of getting boned.
    [checking back in with the twins]

    Other routes would have been WAIT FOR IT, NO, and ONIICHAN

    <Do i tie them to the twins? Or maybe someone else.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:34 No.18188772
    We need to set up Gai with the melee paper sister. That is assuming he and Kurou didn't end up being a couple like was suggested ages ago
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:34 No.18188776

    >Do i tie them to the twins? Or maybe someone else.

    Come again? This wasn't too clear.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:34 No.18188777
    LG, is Taiga or whoever the protagonist of Mx0 going to appear?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:35 No.18188784
    >Dem two Rozen Maiden sisters
    >With Erica and Ursula
    Oh jesus
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)13:37 No.18188792
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    We'll see.
    the'res the incoming batch of new trainees.

    The dolls need a medium.
    [like jun is to shinku]
    The twin dolls, at one point in the series had no/dying mediums.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:39 No.18188811
    I hope he'll have the same "Holy shit he's top level majaik user" misunderstanding as in the manga, and has absorbtion.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:40 No.18188824
    I like the idea of them being paired to the twins, but what would Boku be doing in R&D?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:41 No.18188830
    rolled 83 = 83

    >[x] go back to sleep

    No, I'm serious, go back to sleep. Let them wake up first and deal with it.
    Do not want this to be the stereotypical "EEEHHHH?!" and MISUNDERSTANDINGS.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)13:41 No.18188833
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    Okay, I'm out.
    You guys have a good day.

    <speaking of twins....
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:42 No.18188835
    True, but seeing them hugging her in their sleep would be cute
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:45 No.18188849

    Desu with Perrine.

    The arguements will be GLORIOUS

    Then her sister with Hinagiku.

    They'll actually mesh well together.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)13:53 No.18188913
    Well Desi loves sweets doesn't she? Could have a friend in Shirou there. It's been too long since I watched Rozen Maiden
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)13:56 No.18188947

    This is true, I think >>18188830 has a point, and haven't we earned the chance to sleep in a little, surround by thee Lovely Ladies?

    Okay, Nanoha's still a little too young and is more "cute" but whatever.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:01 No.18188996
    Even though she is younger she is still a lovely lady and our cute girlfriend
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:13 No.18189108
    I suppose with the thing with Nanoha we should steer clear of Sakura
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:14 No.18189118
    We have earned it and I feel the butler thing is more an aesthetic than OMG OUR WHOLE LIFE. But we still should make a good showing for Nanoha's first morning waking up like this
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:15 No.18189129
    Not really, it would be hard since she is on our team and we still have the picnic we promised her to do
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:20 No.18189171
    steer clear of Sakura as in try to not get her in the bed with us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)14:22 No.18189197
    I never actually meant to imply otherwise, and apologies of I came off as I was.

    Well why would we do that? She certainly didn't seemed bothered by the fact that Nanoha wanted our tea service when we spoke to Sakura earlier.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:23 No.18189201
    Oh yeah, there were never any plans like that. She is little sister territory, Nanoha was only girlfriend territory because she was mature enough to be a realistic choice.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:24 No.18189209
    No worries, just saying she can be both
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)14:25 No.18189222
    Oh. Like that. I… don't think she was really being considered like that. Or at least I wasn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:30 No.18189279
    I am still so happy that my random comment about butlerising the T-Rex not only got picked up but worked and we got him permanently.

    I retread the whole thing about 5 times and could not stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:31 No.18189280
    rolled 68 = 68

    Fuck, I missed LG.
    I wanted to ask how Nanoha broke our timestop...

    Anyway, Sakura is no-go. I'm not creeped out by Nanoha, but Nanoha is canonically way too mature for her age. Sakura is a normal child.

    What was team SISTERS, btw? The Raildex SISTERS? Or did I miss something?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:32 No.18189299
    I don't think he ever said what team sisters was
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:34 No.18189320
    I don't think she so much broke it as she piggybacked into it by focusing on us so much that she reversed the trick we use to bring others into it
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:34 No.18189322
    rolled 23 = 23

    Would be funny if it was Mikoto, Last Order, WORST, Accelerator and two or three SISTERS.
    Accelerator is the mother, WORST the father, LO the child and Mikoto a relative with her little SISTERS.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:39 No.18189362
    rolled 89 = 89

    Defense, offense and sensoric capabilities would be ludicrious in that team.
    Not to mention that the SISTERS are fucking awesome at close combat due to their repeated complete death experiences.
    Also, information warfare - Hacking surveillance cameras in realtime to erase oneself from the video feed, hacking terminals to gain additional information, hacking computers to read data directly without technological help, hacking brains to gain information/delete biological viruses/Update the SISTERS... There's really a lot of shit these people can do.

    Imagine Accelerator doing rapid-fire railgun with huge-ass trees, with Mikoto using tons (literally) of iron sand to block all attacks and LO with the SISTERS spying the whole battlefield and sniping people.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)14:40 No.18189376
    It was specifically stated that the timestop was effectively countered, since time resumed normally, rather than Nanoha moving with us in a frozen world.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:42 No.18189394
    Ah I was under the impression she forced her way into it
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:47 No.18189457
    So what do you guys think on our trolling Keima? Needs to be stepped up a level or just keep taking what chances we can?

    I quite enjoy it but I don't want it getting overdone
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:49 No.18189478
    rolled 70 = 70

    The question is if we are really trolling him.
    He might actually be capturing us. It's kind of his shtick.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:52 No.18189503
    It depends where he is in the canon, if he's from early canon then he has no idea of how to deal with being on the other side of the conquest and we will actually be trolling him
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)14:53 No.18189519
    You arent the only one, but it was a pretty easy line to miss, so no worries, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:54 No.18189522
    Well we are not that hung up on him as much as we want to do it because it makes him so uncomfortable.

    He on the other hand seems to get so tsundere about it that cracks us and Erica up and makes Ursula go all weak at the knees
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)14:56 No.18189549
    Yeah no worries , every time things become clearer it helps to plan what we can do and makes the whole story a bit clearer.

    Same as you with the Nanoha thing earlier I didn't have a problem with it, I just felt it needed to be clarified
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)14:59 No.18189569
    And he plainly needs our help if it makes him so uncomfortable.

    Wait… Well, even of he is, I'm pretty okay with it. It's entertaining either way.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)15:10 No.18189669
    He's got a fever.
    And the only cure is more Hayate
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)15:15 No.18189709
    Quite so, quite so.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)15:18 No.18189745
    I need to meme generator that one so I can use it next time we are trolling him I think.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)15:25 No.18189810
    Dude, totally.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/03/12(Sat)15:29 No.18189854
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    Yes but with string panties...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)15:34 No.18189890
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)15:45 No.18189992
    If that's what it takes to get him to relax. So long as he gets it that it's okay to be girly occasionally.

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