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    271 KB Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:20 No.18136816  
    Elesh Norn thread

    dumping what I have
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:20 No.18136828
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:21 No.18136844
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    >> Foron 02/28/12(Tue)15:22 No.18136853
    I'd bang her... um... Her...

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:23 No.18136859
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:23 No.18136861
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:24 No.18136878
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    So fuckable.
    >> Foron 02/28/12(Tue)15:24 No.18136881

    Yeah, her hat!

    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:25 No.18136893

    >duplicate file entered.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:26 No.18136905
    if you dont mind fucking a fles woman with porcelain covering half of her body. Yeah, so fuckable.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:27 No.18136923
    meant flesh
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:27 No.18136924
    that is my fetish.png
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:28 No.18136929
    it's what makes her hot

    she's also full of metallic bits.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:28 No.18136938
    Hester get out.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:29 No.18136951

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:29 No.18136957
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    Sheoldred counterattack!

    >Captcha: absorption sickha
    Captcha seems enthused about the prospects Phyrexia has to offer.
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    >> Foron 02/28/12(Tue)15:31 No.18136972

    Now this is something I can get behind, I think?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:32 No.18136993
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    why not get behind this?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:33 No.18137003
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    praetor general
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:34 No.18137008
    because it's full of disgusting, boring skin.

    It takes all the appeal off to replace it with something generic.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:34 No.18137014
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    Sheoldred can separate from her giant spider bits, she probably has a "chassis" more fit for the bedroom lying around.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:35 No.18137022
    >2 mouths

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:35 No.18137027
    >> Foron 02/28/12(Tue)15:37 No.18137062

    No nose.

    Nuff said.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:38 No.18137072
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    Dick goes where?
    >I dunno, lol.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:39 No.18137080
    don't make me post that fapfic, /tg/

    don't make me do it
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:39 No.18137087
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:39 No.18137097
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:40 No.18137101
    what fapfic?
    There's a fapfic?
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:41 No.18137113
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    That's all the Norn I've got, the rest's been posted. I've got other Phyrexian art, though, if people are interested?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:41 No.18137116
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    You know you want to, and there's nothing we can do about it
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:41 No.18137118
    it involves transgender shit and a lot of useless exposition.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:41 No.18137127
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    You Praetors have a lot to answer for.

    You will get yours soon enough... Very soon.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:41 No.18137128
    >not posting fapfics
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:41 No.18137131
    fuck yea, keep it up.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:42 No.18137132

    There's an mtg fapfic involving Karn/Xantcha and the mirrodinian praetors, yes. It was written by request by some kind anon.

    Kinda wierd, though. Wasn't my cup of tea, but I saved it because I'm a collector (not The Collector) of most things /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:42 No.18137134
    Yes, please.
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:42 No.18137139
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:42 No.18137149
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    Alright then.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:42 No.18137151
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    >Hinting at stories on /tg/
    >Expecting /tg/ not to demand stories posted

    I'm disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:42 No.18137154
    post fapfic
    post more
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:43 No.18137162
    can you post more recent phyrexian stuff before heading to the old stuff?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:43 No.18137164
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    It's GLissa.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:43 No.18137165
    Post a link to the fapfic!
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:43 No.18137166
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    >> Lith 02/28/12(Tue)15:43 No.18137170

    That's Glissa.
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    I always found myr ti be the cuteness incarnated
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:44 No.18137173


    Well, fine. THere you go. You made me do it. Posting via pastie because this is a blue board. Cough.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:45 No.18137197
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    I was planning on. New Phyrexia was the first set I ever played, so that's where the majority of my Phyrexian artwork comes from. The older stuff I've seen just look a bit crap, IMO.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:45 No.18137200
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:46 No.18137203
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:47 No.18137226
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:47 No.18137238
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:48 No.18137245
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    >> Lith 02/28/12(Tue)15:49 No.18137261
    >Karn becomes a little girl

    Also, the Might and Weakstone are Karn's eyes and those are what animate him, so how can they be ripped out without making him blind and killing him?
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:50 No.18137271
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:50 No.18137282
    all righty then
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:52 No.18137308
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:53 No.18137319
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:53 No.18137322
    I have the weirdest boner
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:54 No.18137332
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:55 No.18137349
    Does mtg has a database with detailed lore ? All I could find was strategies and little paragraphs about important characters
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:56 No.18137350
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    Let's see what some Lesdom Sheoldred can do about that.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)15:56 No.18137359
    >karn becomes a girl and is raped

    why can't there be normal fapfics.....
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:57 No.18137371
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    The daily MTG blog has fluff/flavour articles up now and then, especially in the runup to a new release. There are also tie-in novels and comics, though the novels apparently aren't very good, even by tie-in standards.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)15:59 No.18137391
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:00 No.18137399
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:00 No.18137409
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:01 No.18137412
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:01 No.18137417
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    >that feel when you will never be raped by Sheoldred
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:02 No.18137426
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    >> James Joyce 02/28/12(Tue)16:02 No.18137430
    Given the subject matter, I don't know why you expected something normal.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:02 No.18137435
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:03 No.18137450
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:04 No.18137458
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:05 No.18137472
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    That, and they are a damn-awesome tribe to play. Nothing more awesome than non-douchy artifact squirrels!
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:05 No.18137474
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:06 No.18137486
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:07 No.18137495
    I always thought Elesh Norn looked like a really disturbing celestial of some kind. One of the high-concept ones that barely think like humans and basically do the turn people to salt/lay the crops low/turn the water to blood kinda stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:07 No.18137496
    >I have the weirdest bonehoard
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:07 No.18137497
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:09 No.18137517
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:10 No.18137529
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:12 No.18137554
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    >mfw this thread
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:12 No.18137555
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:13 No.18137561
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    Crap yes Myrbros.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:13 No.18137575
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:14 No.18137581
    Huh. I never noticed the little guy in that picture. He's kinda cute.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:14 No.18137588
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:16 No.18137615
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    Yea, they're little assistants cobbled together out of spare parts to assist the white Phyrexians.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:16 No.18137621
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    WTF am I looking at
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:17 No.18137625
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:17 No.18137632
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    Probably my favorite art from NPH
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:18 No.18137645
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    Surgical Extraction.

    Use your imagination.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:20 No.18137672
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:20 No.18137675
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    You know you love it.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:21 No.18137676
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:22 No.18137694
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:23 No.18137706
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:23 No.18137708
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    I never noticed the goblin on the card-sized art. Thought it was just a generic spiky monster. Holy crap.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:25 No.18137732
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:26 No.18137747
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:27 No.18137759
    Yeah, and he's basically being fed into a wood-chipper.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:27 No.18137763
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    >You will never be asked by Elesh Norn to join the porcelain legion because she wants to augment you by herself
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:27 No.18137768
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:28 No.18137775
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:28 No.18137778
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    Yawgmoth forgive me.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:29 No.18137782

    this one is glorious
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:29 No.18137783
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    And, that's it, I'm afraid.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:31 No.18137799
    I too am afraid.
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:33 No.18137825
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    New sources of pictures power the Machine Orthodoxy.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:34 No.18137830
    Maybe this isn't the place to ask, but eh, there's lots of people in here who likely know the MtG lore way better than I do.

    I don't really read the MtG novels and stuff, though there's a lot of the backstory (really more the setting stuff than the actual story) that I really like. I was considering brewing up a game where the players are planeswalkers, so I gotta ask - how does planeswalking work? Like, how does it look, how easily can planeswalkers 'target' a destination plane, how do they see planes (like, do they have to swim around in some kind of ether or do they just have a big expanse of dots they can pour themselves into), how often can they do it, etc?
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:34 No.18137839
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    I went and dug up a few more. Not many, but still.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:34 No.18137844
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:35 No.18137850

    They seem to just appear with little to no difficulty.
    You can see it done in the intro to Duels of the Planeswalkers.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:35 No.18137852
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    All I know is that when a Planeswalker comes to power - gains their Spark, it's called - they randomly teleport to a new Plane with no control over the destination.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:35 No.18137853
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:36 No.18137867
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:37 No.18137873
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:38 No.18137882
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    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:38 No.18137887
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:39 No.18137895
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    Things you may not know about the Praetors:
    >Elesh Norn is really tall
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:39 No.18137898
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    Now that probably is all my Phyrexian stuff. I've got other Magic art, though, if people are interested?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:40 No.18137905
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    >Urabrask... is not.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:42 No.18137933
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    >Jin could be, if he had better posture.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:43 No.18137945
    Yeah, I knew that. Makes for a great starting mechanic.

    Hmm. Interesting. So there's no massive distortion, no area damage, just straight-up blinking. I'll probably give the characters a 'Spark' stat that dictates how many times they can planeswalk per day.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:43 No.18137946
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    >Vorinclex could straighten up a bit, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:44 No.18137962
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    To all the people saying "wait, wut?" at that fic:
    Karn was created by putting former Phyrexian newt/sleeper agent/traitor Xantcha's heartstone (read: soul/core) into a golem by Urza, so Phyrexians merely reverted Karn to his original form. Although Xantcha's original form was probably not the raven-haired young woman she appeared to be, but I understand that the author wanted to take some liberties.
    And Karn got the Meekstone and Mightstone from Urza, who indeed died/became part of Karn when they were ripped out of his eyesockets, but that's because Urza was a mere human first, got turned into a planeswalker by the stones, outlived his lifespan by several millenia and was a fucking disembodied head at the time. With the loss of his spark, he stopped being a planeswalker, lost access to the magics sustaining him and reverted to a mere human, so he promptly expired.
    Karn, being originally a golem with a Phyrexian heartstone as its core, never had any such fleshly limitations and would survive losing the M&M stones, although he'd probably lose his planeswalker nature since it was transferred from Urza with the stones.

    The man who wrote that fic is a scholar and you should feel ashamed for not reaching his level.

    Pic related, it's (probably) Xantcha.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:45 No.18137965
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    Sheoldred isn't very large, but her spider bits are.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:45 No.18137974
    Imagine if you will that each plane is a sheet of glass. You can cast your gaze through several sheets but the further you try to gaze the less you can 'see'. Planeswalkers can 'walk' from one sheet to the next, but they can't jump over one plane in it's entirety to get to the one behind it.

    Then remember that some jack ass is constantly reshuffling the pile making some planes become further apart when they used to be neighbors and vica versa.

    As for what 'walking' looks like? Some Planeswalkers need to use a ritual, others just saunter their way to the next plane. It varies from walker to walker, but the only real constant is that for new walkers it take a LOT of mana to do this. So it usually isn't done in the middle of combat.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)16:46 No.18137985
    Man, I always thought Vorinclex was huge. Might just be the perspective on his card art, though.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:47 No.18137987
    What the hell? She's like a little girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:47 No.18137996
    He is huge. They had to curl him up into a little ball just to fit him on the perspective chart.
    >> Necrobrotent 02/28/12(Tue)16:48 No.18137997
    Hence the giant monster wheelchair.

    Black mana is rarely good for your health.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:48 No.18138001
    So... is Karn now free of the Phyrexian corruption?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:49 No.18138011
    Keep in mind that the guy next to her is six feet and buff. She's petite, but not more so than a normal human could be.
    >> Lith 02/28/12(Tue)16:49 No.18138016
    >Implying he's not nearly double the man's height while crouching

    Yeah, Vorinclex is monsterously huge.

    Where have you been for the New Phyrexia block?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:49 No.18138022

    She's a little worm/parasite sort of thing.

    Still I question the accuracy of that comparison. In most images the size difference between her top and bottom halves is less significant.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:49 No.18138028
    she's so cute
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:56 No.18138097
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:58 No.18138124
    Bueno. That helps quite a bit.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)16:59 No.18138136
    well it is
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:04 No.18138193
    If you looks at >>18137350 it seems the humanoid portion of Sheoldred isn't actually any smaller than a normal person.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:05 No.18138202
    Sheoldred reminds me a little of Shannon's demon form in God Hand

    This is /tg/, the home of Thri-kreen fapfics. How can you possibly be surprised by something like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:15 No.18138318
    vorniclex looks like he could snap elesh in half so easily
    >> Foron 02/28/12(Tue)17:16 No.18138328
    >Leave to play some vidya
    >See that this thread is still up
    >I have no idea what Im looking at, but I know it's good!

    I don't know what to say... Fuck!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:16 No.18138331
    In a fight, Elesh either defeats or draws with every other Praetor.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:17 No.18138345
    thats because she's the best!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:19 No.18138368
    >that feel when elesh norn is $24-30
    >that feel when you own 3 of her
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:23 No.18138403
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:24 No.18138415
    I bought four of them when she was still cheap.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:25 No.18138424
    >Get box of NPH
    >No Norn
    >Jin and Vorinclex instead.

    I don't want Vorinclex :(
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:26 No.18138430
    >nobody wants vorniclex

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:26 No.18138441
    Is Nicol Bolas still the most magically powerful of the Neo-Walkers?
    >> Nerffie !/Aeon.5uQo 02/28/12(Tue)17:28 No.18138455
    I like Vorinclex....but yeah fuck Vorinclex.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:28 No.18138461
    He's not as bad as the Red one, but I wanted at least Norn + Jin.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:28 No.18138465
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    Vorinclex is a monster in EDH. You want sad praetors that nobody plays, call Urabrask.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:31 No.18138492
    She's a female Pyramid Head, what not to love!

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:31 No.18138495
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    God damn.
    You guys.
    Are amazing for this.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:31 No.18138499
    Vorinclex does wonders in my Omnath EDH deck.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:31 No.18138501

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:32 No.18138512
    fucking reaction images
    when i down them all i have to go through and pick them out to delete
    fuck you guys
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:33 No.18138518
    Tooth and nail into Blightsteel Colossus and Urabrask would like a word with you.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:33 No.18138519

    While Norn is a boss, Jin and Vorinclex are single handed game winners. If they haven't been removed by your next turn your opponent might as well concede right there. And yeah, they rape face in EDH, and Norn isn't quite as useful there.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:33 No.18138523
    Urabro is the only one that can reasonably be used as a general in EDH.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:34 No.18138531
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:35 No.18138550
    Shouldn't you be able to get away from Jin's effect with Sundial?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:37 No.18138568
    frankly, if you actually have 10 mana to play jin, you kinda deserve it....
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:38 No.18138588
    Yeah I hit you for 200 general damage after 3 turns of doubling cube+seedborn muse+all the mana doubler shenanigans, whatchu gonna do about it?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:39 No.18138597

    Well yeah, but why the heck would want to? Unless you got milled down to 7 or less cards.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:39 No.18138599
    Sheoldred is a scary good general. Expensive, yes, but mono colour decks can generate huge amounts of mana with relative ease (black better than most).
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:40 No.18138608
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:41 No.18138623
    Play a non-shit format?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:42 No.18138634
    I was talking people who are afflicted. So your opponent has him out. You wouldn't need to discard.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:42 No.18138635
    >implying I don't have Whispersilk cloack and Darksteel plate equiped on him
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:43 No.18138653
    Like I said, EDH. It's weird if you don't have 15 mana before the games over.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:43 No.18138654
    What turn is this again? Because any game that lasts past turn 8 is boring as fuck.
    >> Dan Dashly 02/28/12(Tue)17:43 No.18138655
    Is the red part of her exposed muscle?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:44 No.18138663
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:45 No.18138679
    Yeah, it's Xantcha. Or something that looks like her, at any rate.

    The first run of Sleeper Agents was kind of a failure, because they basically just used uncompleated newts. So, they were all small, mousy, genderless, and identical-looking.

    Apparently, Xantcha was rendered from fresh meat harvested from dominaria, rather than the same old recycled biomass that had been churning around the Fane of Flesh for the last few millennia.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:46 No.18138703
    Yup. She has no skin.

    All the parts that aren't covered in shiny white porcelain are exposed meat.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:47 No.18138718
    Yes. The design motief of white-aligned phyrexians is that they don't like skin, and they're basically exposed stirated muscle with porcelain-like metal plates..

    Their "religion" is souless, mechanistic, and very, very literal. Since they're in favor of everything being linked together, and skin is a divider, they like to flay things a lot.
    >> Dan Dashly 02/28/12(Tue)17:48 No.18138737
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    Oh my. Not sure why but in this case this does not seem as negative as it would be on any other attractive women. How odd.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:49 No.18138745

    Oh, the second affect? Yeah you could get out of that with Sundial, but then it wouldn't be too hard for someone to blow up the sundial either. If they're playing blue and they have that much mana, they will make it disappear if they want.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:50 No.18138771
    Okay, you got rid of the cloak, you get to live one more turn.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:52 No.18138792
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:55 No.18138837
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    I want to slowly slide my tongue across the red parts.

    How would that feel? I want to see the reaction.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:56 No.18138843
    I still have Omnath, ergo I still have 200 mana and multiple ways of giving him hexproof/shroud, once you let me get that high either zhe everyone else gangs up on me and I die or I kill everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:56 No.18138848
    It would be sticky
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:56 No.18138853
    ever had a bad scrape/cut, and the healing skin feels raw and sensitive, thinner then normal?

    i would imagine its like that.
    >> Dan Dashly 02/28/12(Tue)17:57 No.18138862
    And very painful I would imagine
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:57 No.18138863
    >Eat Norn out
    >Get tongue stuck to folds
    >> Dan Dashly 02/28/12(Tue)17:58 No.18138877
    I can't even imagine how painful that would be for her.
    >> Wynd-Up 02/28/12(Tue)17:58 No.18138884

    I like to imagine she tastes like cooked steak for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)17:59 No.18138899
    I heard that it wasn't "blood" so much as it was something else.
    >> Dan Dashly 02/28/12(Tue)17:59 No.18138904
    It would be more like uncooked meat.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:00 No.18138908
    More like a mouth full of pennies that have been rubbed with sushi.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:01 No.18138923
    I would assume she'd taste like raw bloody meat, with a hint of industrial oil.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:03 No.18138961
    Phyrexians have some sort of artificial "glistening Oil" for blood, which serves as an oxygenator and healing. It's probably made of nanomachines or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:06 No.18138994
    well it can;t be cosntantly bleeding, but it can be constantly raw.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:06 No.18139000
    there is something that isnt nanomachines these days?
    aslo can someone give me a quick rundown on what elesh norn is?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:08 No.18139011
    high priestess of the phyrexian cult.

    that's all
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)18:08 No.18139014
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    Jesus /tg/, were some sick fucks.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:08 No.18139021
    Look at OP's pic.
    You see that white and sanguine goddess?
    That's Elesh Norn.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:09 No.18139027
    She's the white mana praetor of New Phyraxia.

    There's one praetor for every color of mana, they're basically the rulers of of their respective colors.

    They also sort of don't like each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:10 No.18139047
    Oh I am not saying I want to do it, I just doubt she is going to taste like a cooked steak.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:10 No.18139048

    You can't tell me you wouldn't lick >>18136816 's belly.
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    If you think -that's- nasty, I'm still trying to postulate what her kisses and nether region taste like.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:11 No.18139061
    Remember, Elesh Norn is all about getting things that keep people apart out of the way. She'd probably be fine "becoming one with you" . . . after you flay your skin off.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:13 No.18139072
    But... Phyrexia is black. That was their thing.
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    i'd lick more then just the belly.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:13 No.18139074

    I remember after my scoliosis surgery my back had this smell of dank healing and medical adhesives. I bet she tastes like that smell.
    >> Lith 02/28/12(Tue)18:13 No.18139077
    Her kisses would taste like normal kisses, probably.

    Her nether region? Like a nether-region mixed with pennies rubbed in steak, and a hint or oil.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:14 No.18139084
    This is my fetish
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:14 No.18139087
    they took over all colors and spread the horror of black to each of them
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    Like kissing a bottle of Vick's cough medicine.
    I'm fine with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:16 No.18139104
    I would not, primarily because I am programed to not cause pain. It would take a great deal of coaxing on her part to make me believe that she desired me to lick her even though it would cause her pain. I am no good with masochists because causing pain is foreign to my idea of what constitutes proper bedplay.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:16 No.18139110
    Not anymore.
    >> Lith 02/28/12(Tue)18:16 No.18139114
    Phyrexian Oil seeped into every part of Mirrodin atleast a little, so every colour of mana on Mirrodin was afflicted.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:17 No.18139122
    Sheoldred combined with the grimoire of the dead from innistrad makes for fun times
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:17 No.18139124
    where are you getting that it inflicts pain on her?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:17 No.18139132
    Sadomasochist here.
    You just made Norn seem a million times better to me now.
    I didn't think that was possible.
    Th...thank you.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:19 No.18139146
    Giving Pyhrexia The Necronomicon seems like a ver, very bad idea, bro.
    >> Lith 02/28/12(Tue)18:19 No.18139151
    Get out Hester.
    >implying it would cause her pain
    >implying that even if it did, she wouldn't like it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:19 No.18139155
    she's smiling in the pictures and hell, even in the original art she does not look as though she is in pain. I believe its safe to assume she is a fully formed, though frail, being, and physical interaction will not cause her harm.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:20 No.18139165
    Who's Hester?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:22 No.18139192
    I would assume any part of her would taste about the same, being flayed muscle and flesh moist with whatever equivalent of blood she has. Since it seems that even her mouth is flayed, her kisses would taste about the same as applying your tongue to any other part of her.

    And most of the art makes it look like the porcelain plates covering her hips converge around her nether regions. Not sure there's anything down there for you to enjoy.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:23 No.18139208
    Causing pain to people I like is just a little odd to me. I am a bit of a sadist, but it really only extends to people I don't care for. I don't like the feeling of pain myself, so I extend to admired others that they might not care for it either.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:23 No.18139215
    >Toughness of 7
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    >Not sure there's anything down there for you to enjoy.
    That's not fair...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:24 No.18139224
    whats the worst that can happen, i don't see how anything can go wrong
    >> Foron 02/28/12(Tue)18:24 No.18139225
    I'm sorry, what are we talking about now?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:25 No.18139248
    Phyrexian sex.
    >> Lith 02/28/12(Tue)18:26 No.18139258
    >Th-there was hope!
    >Finally something to be happy about..
    >We had time!
    >And now it's come to this
    *Blows own brain out*
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)18:27 No.18139270
    The best way to bring Elesh Norn to orgasm, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:27 No.18139276
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    >implying the phyrexins won't all become planeswalkers and spread the oil to other worlds just like in norn's flavor text
    >> Foron 02/28/12(Tue)18:28 No.18139285

    Oh okay.


    DO NOT FIST ROBOT GIRLS! That is all.
    >> Lith 02/28/12(Tue)18:32 No.18139336
    >Implying they're robots
    People from Mirrodin just have metal-skin plating is all.

    Elesh Norn and Phyrexian whites have porcelain is all.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:32 No.18139352
    Mmm, dat porcelain.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:32 No.18139353
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    >Not sure there's anything down there for you to enjoy
    Check it; the squishy raw meat part goes all the way down. Those plates just cover her outer hips.

    Besides, if she didn't have any gubbins down there, why would she bother to wrap her lower body in that red cloth?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:33 No.18139357
    no, it's not all, they have a metallic chassis, and are built as much as grown.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:33 No.18139363
    Care to share your insight on the topic?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:33 No.18139368
    >> Foron 02/28/12(Tue)18:34 No.18139394

    I stand corrected.

    Well, I wouldn't put my dick in any of them...
    Unless one of them has a WELL lubed hole somewhere on their body.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:37 No.18139427
    After earning my redwings, I can safely say blood makes for ok lube.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:38 No.18139457
    What do you think all that Phyrexian oil is really for?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:40 No.18139479
    Oh man, someone actually saved and RELINKED the Praetor/Karn/Xantcha fapfic I wrote for /tg/ last year? Crazy.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:41 No.18139488
    it doesn't. It's the contrary
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)18:41 No.18139491
    Hell, as long as it's liquid, it can be used as lube, or in a radiator. Don't use syrup for the radiator though.
    >> Foron 02/28/12(Tue)18:46 No.18139554

    What about a hole, or am I just going to rub my dick on these, things, till I get lucky or torn a new one.

    This subject has taken a dark turn now, hasn't it? If not, darker.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:50 No.18139608
    Can we ask for moar elesh norn?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:52 No.18139640

    I'm not really here with the intention to write. What'd you have in mind?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:55 No.18139674
    Elesh Norn sexy adventure time?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:59 No.18139737
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:00 No.18139764

    How can she have sexy adventures when she's just a construct grown in a vat to spread the gospel of Phyrexia?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:03 No.18139804
    I don't know about you, but the prospect of "becoming one" with Elesh would make me much more willing to embrace the Phyrexian faith.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:03 No.18139809
    Hostile sexy plane.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:13 No.18139938
    motherly Eesh Norn taking care of fleshy memnites
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:18 No.18140004
    >not myr
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:22 No.18140069
    them to
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)19:23 No.18140089
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:26 No.18140150

    >I don't know about you, but the prospect of "becoming one" with Elesh would make me much more willing to embrace the Phyrexian faith

    Yeah, being reduced to vat nutrients is totally like sex.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:28 No.18140181
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    >We /d/ now
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/28/12(Tue)19:29 No.18140190
    >Implying we weren't already /d/-lite.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:29 No.18140196
    >/tg/ has always been a conglomeration of /d/, /tg/, /x/, the finer parts of /v/, and any other board worth mentioning.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:31 No.18140215
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    can we get some art of elesh in this style? Saying we want you to 'become one' or 'for phyrexia' or something?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:33 No.18140249
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:33 No.18140252

    >Did someone say monster-girl thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:38 No.18140339
    Holy shit, it's those creatures from that planet in Pitch Black.
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)19:38 No.18140342
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    Fortunately, I happen to have with me today...

    Okay, it's not Norn, but still.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:41 No.18140379
    oh this is perfect!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:44 No.18140427
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:45 No.18140452
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    Thank you!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:45 No.18140459
    God dammit /tg/, this thread better be alive by the time I get home.
    >> Foron 02/28/12(Tue)19:46 No.18140472

    The shit you find, woman.

    Why am I still surprised?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:47 No.18140485
    speaking of that, are we autosaging yet?
    >> Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd 02/28/12(Tue)19:47 No.18140488
    You're just lucky I was able to find it. The thing was buried in the depths of a Fantasy image folder, and I have no idea why I saved it there.
    >> Foron 02/28/12(Tue)19:49 No.18140521

    Meh, random saving spurge?

    Saving so much stuff you don't care where is goes!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:50 No.18140546
    17 or so posts left
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:55 No.18140624
    someone archive this shit
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:58 No.18140683
    Revoke, Revoke, reprisal.
    6 mana, good day
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:59 No.18140692
    >being reduced to vat nutrients
    But that isn't what the Phyrexians do to you at all.

    They brainwash you, flay off your skin, replace your blood with oil, and graft biomechanical bits onto you to improve your pathetic organic form.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:00 No.18140719
    1/4 requests.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:04 No.18140782

    only a select few. most are just rendered down to proteins
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:05 No.18140799
    well that was fast....
    someone want to make this thread part 2?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:11 No.18140880
    You just kind of made the Phyrexians sound like the Bork.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:14 No.18140912
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:15 No.18140927
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    bork bork bork
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:19 No.18140998
    Man, you really borked that up.

    /tg/ Trivia: where did the word 'bork' orginate?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:21 No.18141025
    Don't let autosage end the party early. The thread continues at its new address! See >>18141005
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:22 No.18141055
    40k crossover idea if Borg entered 40k. Eventually came to 'what if a borg assimilated a ork'. Thus the Bork came into being.

    Its somewhere on 1d4chan or sup/tg/, I'm sure.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:23 No.18141061
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    I would assume it came from that crazy Colonel Sanders looking motherfucker Robert Bork who was nominated for the US Supreme Court a few years back.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:27 No.18141145
    Nope, it's a dig on the swedes, it goes something along the lines of:

    Q: "What did the swedish /xyz/ say when /wtv/?"

    A: "I don't know, it all sounds like 'bork' to me!"
    Alternate A for those who've heard the joke before: "bork bork bork"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:37 No.18141303
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    I might be convinced to write up some fapfiction for /tg/...

    I just might be convinced...

    But how will you push me to do just that, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:40 No.18141355
    you may want to pitch that to the new thread
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:22 No.18141960
    Check out Zelazny's Amber series. I always imagined the shadow walking described there to be what planeswalking was like.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:35 No.18143769
    I think a phyrexian planeswalker would he cool.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:35 No.18144716
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    Venser's dead ass is just lying around Karn's throne last we heard from it. Come, Sheoldred, whisper sweet nothings into his ears, bring him to compleation.

    Phyrexian Zombie Venser would make a pretty good Father of Machines considering what a great Shaper he was.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:46 No.18144925
    he didnt leave a corpse, just a helmet and his heart in karn's body
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:47 No.18146532
    wut. did he disintegrate?
    >> Archleone !!jyGS0n4WILE 02/29/12(Wed)02:58 No.18146665
    He got plot-fucked with some curse that caused his body to start to fade, so he used the last of his life to planeswalk his heart into Karn's body to replace Xantcha's corrupted heartstone.

    And thus a god was reborn.

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