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    192 KB Maid Quest: Epilogue Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 02/27/12(Mon)20:31 No.18127797  
    (Sorry about the different Trip: I lost my old tripcode and forgot the hash. For proof that it's really me: check the Twitter Feed at https://twitter.com/#!/maidquesttg)


    "Another cup of tea, sir?" Reginald asks.

    "Yes, thank you, Reginald," you say. Your badass battle-butler pours you another cup of tea, and you sit back in your deck chair, watching the ocean pass by, and take a sip of the french vanilla black tea, lost in thought.

    "A penny for your thoughts, sir?" Reginald asks.

    "I was just thinking about Katherine," you say. "I hope she's all right out there. Wherever she is."

    "Lady Katherine will be fine," Reginald says. "She is stronger than she seems. I know that wherever she is, she is doing fine."

    "I hope so," you say, as your thoughts return to that time, many years ago. . .
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:32 No.18127822

    Is this real?

    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 02/27/12(Mon)20:32 No.18127824
    It happened just after your trip to Disney World with Alicia. In your absence, the Mansion had been attacked by aliens. When you arrived, it was attacked by much more.

    As it turned out, the curse of your family had caused a rupture in the space time continuum. The entire multiverse was in danger, and your home was the flashpoint. Between all the universes in existence and the death of all deaths stood only you. . . and the maids in your employ.

    Kill you, and the multiverse ends. Kill you, and evil wins.

    Fuck that shit.

    What resulted was an epic battle among epic battles, the kind of which the gods and heavy metal musicians sing. Reality crashed and churned. Gods and Angels did battle in the skies. Badass guitar solos with rocking drum riffs were played.

    Images flash through your mind of those terrible, terrifying days.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:33 No.18127828
    Seconding the OONST OONST OONST
    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 02/27/12(Mon)20:34 No.18127843
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    SISTER MOTHERFUCKING CARMINE, the Angry Marine, wearing a commisar's hat over her yellow and red powered armor, leading a company of ANGRY FUCKING MARINES wielding power wrenches and COCK-KNOCKER POWER BOOTS, battling the hordes of the four Chaos Gods in a titanic melee that devastated the world. You remember seeing her charging into battle at the head of the army, with Predator Angrinators launching their deadly payloads into the sky, screaming, "FOR THE EMPEROR! FOR THE EMPIRE! AND FOR THE YOUNG MASTER!!!"

    You remember seeing her swinging her ten-foot long power dildo like a reaping scythe, hurling plague marines through the air like tenpins, shattering them under the vibrating mass of its titanic dong. You remember seeing her plunge her phallic weapon through the chest of a Keeper of Secrets, ripping its heart out in a bloodthirsty manner you recall thinking was deliciously ironic. You remember seeing her kick Khorne right in the goddamn balls and beat his skull in with his own skull throne, laughing with unreserved glee.

    It was the last you would see of her. What you've heard through other methods indicates that she's started a new chapter of Space Marines. You think they're called the Golden Aquilas.

    You think she'll do just fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:34 No.18127851
    Let's see.
    Alicia (Loli demon girl)
    Samantha (Dom, Reginald's daughter)
    Felicia (Catgirl, does not speak)
    Katherine (male)
    Carmine (Eldar Angry Marine)
    And ... god damn it there were 3 others that I can't remember
    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 02/27/12(Mon)20:35 No.18127860
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    Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd.

    How were you supposed to know that she was secretly from the future? She was sent back, with a few others, from a dark and eldritch future where the Elder Gods had risen and taken over the world. She was sent back to this time to stop the event that would occur when the Stars Were Right: your death, and the awakening of the Great Old Ones.

    You remember seeing her battling the horrifying entities beyond time and space, armed with a fifty-foot mecha born of dark science and the flesh of unclean things. She and her Engel fought Great Cthulhu himself in a devastating war that caused the seas to boil and the skies to weep blood. She fought long. She fought hard. She suffered greatly, but in the end, she prevailed. With SCIENCE.

    In so doing, however, she saved your world, but doomed hers, relegating all she had ever known to limbo. You held her as she vanished from existence, lost in paradox.

    She smiled as she vanished. She was at peace.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:35 No.18127864
    There was the Masochist paladin that I don't remember the name of
    The nerd girl that I don't remember the name of

    And I swear to god there was another one.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 02/27/12(Mon)20:37 No.18127875
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    Jehanne, paladin of Bahamut.

    A paladin does not fear falling. She waits for it, anticipates it, waits for the day when she sacrifices the gift she has been given and the authority with which she has been vested to find and destroy a great evil for which she was sacrifice all.

    Jehanne found that evil in the machinations of the sorcerers who have haunted your family for generations.

    They begged her for mercy. They begged her to stop. They asked her to forgive them for the lives of the girls who they violated and tortured to gain their dark powers, to turn your family into a thing of power and evil. Dozens of generations back, they came, begging her for forgiveness, begging not to be sent down into the darkness.

    Jehanne searched her heart for mercy and found none.

    With the last of their dark souls banished into the maw of hell, her sword and armor shattered. Bahamut had withdrawn his favor from her. Although he could approve of her actions, he could no longer grant her his grace, for she had forsaken the path of good for the path of justice.

    She searched her heart for regret and found none.

    Jehanne fought the good fight, and now she enjoys her rest.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:37 No.18127878
    >Jehanne, paladin of Bahamut.
    Paladin of Sehanine. We changed that.
    >> That McGuyver 02/27/12(Mon)20:38 No.18127884
    Sciencemaid and paladinmaid too. And Carmine is a half-eldar vampire female angry marine.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:38 No.18127888
    Going with fake,
    Jeanne wasn't a paladine of Bahamut at the end, she switched due to lusty antics.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 02/27/12(Mon)20:39 No.18127905
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    Alicia, the demoness.

    This child suffered much at the hands of your family. Your ancestors turned her into a vessel of power, used her to fuel their dark ambitions.

    You redeemed her, and set her free.

    During the battle for the sake of the multiverse, she became more. She who had lived for thousands of years fighting to survive in a hell of sin and vice found redemption. She found love. She found joy.

    She transcended her mortal flesh and became more. She transcended her origins as a demon of lust and became something pure and true: a goddess of love.

    The first of her shrines is in your backyard. You visit it daily. You give her small offerings: mementos from your trip to Disney World.

    Sometimes, you dream of making love to her in dreams so vivid and lucid that you forget you are dreaming.

    Then again, maybe you're not. Who can say what a new goddess can do?
    >> Bootleg OP !!Cuw+lR6NxOH 02/27/12(Mon)20:39 No.18127907
    Canon stabilised.
    Looter team dispatched.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 02/27/12(Mon)20:40 No.18127912
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    She was the familiar of a demon queen, and became the first angel of the reborn goddess.

    She keeps the shrine of her former mistress, and lives and sleeps there. In the mornings, she visits your room and curls up with you in bed.

    You don't masturbate in the mornings much any more. Felicia likes to take care of that for you.

    Sometimes you wonder whether she truly understands what has happened, the nature of the battles that took place here. Does she know what has become of her mistress? Or does her mind not comprehend?

    Then you see her sit in the sun and smile, feeling the warmth on her skin, and you think to yourself that, perhaps, it's not so bad to live in the now, without regret and without care.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 02/27/12(Mon)20:43 No.18127946

    Samantha was the first of your maids, and she is still your most devoted follower.

    Her mother came to help you fight against the evil. It was strange to see a woman in a black SS uniform fighting Hitler's zombie sorcerer self, but then, Ilsa had turned away from the path of National Socialism long before. Reginald had turned her from it, with his manly ways, his gentlemanly honor, and his hot English dickings.

    You had no idea that Samantha was half Nazi-Supersoldier, but seeing her march through the hordes of the undead, dual wielding MG-44s and hurling stick grenades that she kept strapped to her garter belt was a sight to behold. Everything before her died in a hail of bullets and blood. Never once were you in danger throughout the entire battle. She had your back.

    And while she had your back, Reginald protected you from the front, crushing zombies with his bare fists and gunning them down with his paired Bren Guns.

    Between those two, nothing in the world could stand against you and live.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:44 No.18127956
    Aaaand what happened to Katherine?
    Also, what happened to Remy?
    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 02/27/12(Mon)20:45 No.18127974
    And then there was Katherine.

    If there is one regret you have in all this, it is that you could not give her the gift she truly wanted: to become the woman that she always knew she was.

    You did the best you could. You gave her the greatest gift you could. You gave her the single remaining Wish in all of creation, turning the dark powers that you had wielded, all your bloodline's reality warping powers, into a single point. All of it dedicated to making this young woman happy.

    She turned and saw that the world was burning, and realized that she could not accept it.

    Katherine took the wish and wished for peace and rebirth. . . and the burning world was remade into what it once was. Not quite the way it had been: some things could not be put right. But that which could be was.*

    She left you the next morning. You will not speak of what happened the night before.

    Did you? Didn't you?

    It doesn't matter.

    Some secrets are best kept secret.

    * FOOTNOTE: (For instance: maybe someone forgot about the whole becoming a Paladin of Sehanine thing because it's been TWO FUCKING YEARS? Nope. It's because of TIME PARADOX CAUSED BY TRAP WISH, obviously. Cut me some slack.)
    >> That McGuyver 02/27/12(Mon)20:46 No.18127987


    We ALWAYS jack off in the morning, catgirl sexings or not. Plus no mentions of Koyomi working for Black Mesa, but rather fighting C'thulu. Fucking up Carmine's race and Jheanie's god. Most importantly, no rainbow puke OONST OONST OONST pic. Imposter, you are a horrible person and should feel horrible for twisting us like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:46 No.18127990
    You'd have far more slack if you hadn't disappeared for two years.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 02/27/12(Mon)20:48 No.18128004
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    You stand at the bow of your boat, looking out over the endless ocean.

    It's been a long, strange trip, that began with a letter to come back home and to claim your inheritance.

    You were meant to become another link in the chain of evil that had allowed your family to prosper. Instead, you broke the chain, and became. . . well, if not exactly a scion of goodness. . . at the very least, you weren't a Scumbag Steve.

    Maybe you're not quite Good Guy Greg, yet, but you're getting there.

    Samantha walks up behind you and puts your coat over your shoulders. "Are we ready to go?" she asks.

    "Yeah," you say. "Let's head home."

    "Better come inside," she says to you. "We wouldn't want you to catch a cold. After all, aren't you supposed to be terminally ill?"

    "I already told you I was sorry for that!" you protest. "How many more times do you want me to apologize?"

    "Until I can't think of any reason to hold that over you," Samantha says truthfully.

    Behind her, the rest of your maids walk up to stand next to you at the bow of the ship. Tall Jehanne, wearing a black collar with a shackle around her neck along with the rest of her maid's uniform: a paladin in the heart, but a slut in the bedroom. Adorable Felicia, kittenish and cute, rides clinging to her back. Up at the cockpit, Reginald stands wearing a nautical hat and coat, waiting for the order, a rat in a chef's hat sitting on his shoulder.. And all the others who do not stand with you now in person, but are there in your hearts and minds.

    You turn back to the sunset, and you smile.

    "Let's go home, everyone."



    You turn to the sunset and you smile.

    Then you furiously masturbate and cum all over everyone.

    Some things don't change.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:49 No.18128016
    Right. Now all we need are TempDM, Ellington, and i apologised on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:50 No.18128025
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 02/27/12(Mon)20:53 No.18128053
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    And that's it. I'm finished with this stupid fucking quest.

    Fuck all you motherfuckers who've been waiting two fucking years for the continuation of a badly written piece of meido fapfiction.

    I'm done.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:54 No.18128061
    Still waiting on TempDM and Ellington
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:55 No.18128071
    So when are you going to start your next badly written fapfiction quest?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:55 No.18128081
    lol, why you mad tho?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:57 No.18128099
    Well let's see.
    Maid quest ended.
    PapaN's quest ended.
    We still have that weeaboo butler quest going.

    So what we need is some type of fapfiction in a setting that isn't weeaboo.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:58 No.18128105
    I will have you know, that ever since Maid quest died two years ago, Reginald has been my go-to name for badass butler characters, and the use has come up surprisingly often.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/27/12(Mon)20:58 No.18128106
    Dusky native girls?
    >> That McGuyver 02/27/12(Mon)20:58 No.18128108
    Didn't the boat have a name? Wouldn't said name add to the scene if you used it? And you struck me as a careful enough author to at least reread the old threads before closing everything up. Things just don't add up.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)20:59 No.18128121

    Right lads. Drow time.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:00 No.18128131
    >Maid Quest: Epilogue
    I don't know how I feel about that.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:01 No.18128136
    We never did get that Giantess maid, did we?
    >> That McGuyver 02/27/12(Mon)21:04 No.18128170
    Monstergirls! Wait no.
    Elf slave! Wait... also no.
    Catgirl maid quest! Sorta?
    Uhhh... dominatrix quest? Submissive quest? Fat chick/anorexic quest? Damn, western fetishes are kinda boring by comparison to japanese ones now that I think about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:06 No.18128181

    Right. Question.
    Are the players the giant busty drow dominatrix, or are the players trying to avoid the giant busty drow dominatrix?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:06 No.18128189
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:07 No.18128209
    Japan as fuck.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 02/27/12(Mon)21:07 No.18128210

    Okay, you wanna know why I wrote this?

    Because I was browsing suptg looking for threads about "I must become That Guy," and I found out that some half-literate weeaboo aspie is doing a sequel to Maid Quest. And I'm all, "HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER!"

    And then I read the thread for shits and giggles, and it's like, every thread, at least two guys are like, "BOO HOO HOO IT'S NOT THE REAL MAID QUEST, WHERE IS GOSHOUJIN-SAMA KATHERINE-TAN I WUV YOU BE MAI TRAPPU WAIFU."

    Fucking hell, you mean people are still waiting for the return of a fucking stupid meido fapfic thread that ended two years ago? What the shit, guys, shit's old, over and done.

    Yeah, I could go back and restart the quest for real. I could go back to late nights staying up until 2 am fueled on coffee and booze and venting my anger out on all you fa/tg/uys by trolling the living fuck out of you. I could go back to fighting with the fucking trolls and getting my ass banned by the janitors.

    Fuck that shit, I'm outie. I fuck crippled chicks in /vg/ now.

    I just went End of Evangelion on your asses, bitches. You guys want a better ending, you write or draw it yourselves.

    As it is, I've got this monkey off my back and I'm gonna go get myself a rum and cola and enjoy the rest of my evening. Peace.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)21:08 No.18128218
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    >Maid Quest: Epilogue

    >> That McGuyver 02/27/12(Mon)21:08 No.18128224
    By usual quest naming conventions, either they are or an allied npc is and the pc is uninteresting.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:10 No.18128242
    >I found out that some half-literate weeaboo aspie is doing a sequel to Maid Quest

    I think/hope that it's done by somebody who isn't a native speaker. Can't argue about the weeaboo thing though.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:11 No.18128268

    Player is a tamer/collector of giant busty drow dominatrices.
    >> That McGuyver 02/27/12(Mon)21:13 No.18128293
    We did that in Influence.
    He isn't, he's admitted it and was told to keep going so he can get better. Still damn hard to read.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/27/12(Mon)21:14 No.18128295
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:14 No.18128298
    I'm on board.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:15 No.18128316

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    >Fuck that shit, I'm outie. I fuck crippled chicks in /vg/ now.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:16 No.18128331
    Hmmm, okay, how about a world where, in an instant, all men became women and all women became dickgirls, magically and with no explanation?
    >> That McGuyver 02/27/12(Mon)21:20 No.18128371
    Futa and genderswapping? I'm in.

    Better yet, we do a metaquest type thing where we use ALL the fetishes, out goal is to create a harem with one of everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:21 No.18128386
    It think that will be highly amusing, if only to see how you'll manage to pull if of while keeping the whole thing SFW.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/27/12(Mon)21:21 No.18128387
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    >fuck that shit, I'm outie. I fuck crippled chicks in /vg/ now.
    >I just went End of Evangelion on your asses, bitches

    I never bothered with your quest but how low can you go
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:22 No.18128390
    I love it! Except I hat some fetishes. Gore, scat, and other fucking terrible things. In all seriousness, though, I would be all over the futa and genderswap quest, so long as it had a premise aside from just the fetish.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:22 No.18128399
    I meant 'hate.'
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:23 No.18128401
    Text doesn't count, only images.

    At least that's what the /only/ ruling I've ever seen on the subject says.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:23 No.18128411
    Oh, I think you'll be in for a surprise.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:23 No.18128412
    Yeah, I saw that post too. As long as it takes time to read and can't be glaced at over the shoulder, it counts as SFW.
    >> anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:25 No.18128427
    Really, Goushoujin-Sama? Truly? I'm surprised. I don't remember you being that bitter. you trolling everyone might explain why you went along with every thing so well, but you honestly did write something more than a "fucking stupid meido fapfic". As the guy who posted about PUSH, I honestly enjoyed the interactions and humour and skimmed over the sex.

    If you feel that way, that's your choice, I'm just surprised that you've come back with such anger.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:27 No.18128449
    Guy's just butthurt because he wrote a shitty ending to his quest that no one likes.
    >> That McGuyver 02/27/12(Mon)21:27 No.18128451
    Can't very well have scat in a harem.

    Wait, nurglette. Shit.

    Regardless, I was more thinking the things in human(ish) form. Giants, monstergirls, asians, submissives, elf slaves, submissive giant drow maids, that type of stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:27 No.18128455
    Our main character is an asexual hero of justice, looking to gather a harem of fetishes embodied to fight back the darker and more sinister fetishes.

    During his adventure, he may even have to befriend and join forces with the neutral fetishes.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:30 No.18128481
    You do realize that ALL the fetishes means furries.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:30 No.18128485
    Also, text doesn't get saved in the temp folder, so no trail afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:31 No.18128490
    Furries are a dark fetish.
    >> That McGuyver 02/27/12(Mon)21:35 No.18128535
    Probably why its alright, they cant prove it.
    Yes. The whole point of the quest is to incite rage right?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:36 No.18128547

    That's the thing, I enjoyed it. I just apparently enjoyed something that the writer didn't think was there. now he comes in and starts yelling at everyone for having enjoyed something he made, and it mystifies me.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:39 No.18128573
    Don't worry about it. He's just a dick.

    Who the fuck cares what he thinks? If you enjoyed it, that should be good enough for you.
    >> That McGuyver 02/27/12(Mon)21:45 No.18128634
    Guy sees people talking about how great his work is 2 years after he quits working on it and his reaction? Lemme finish it with a shit end and tell all these people who enjoy my work they have shit taste. Following through with that thought process, he views himself poorly and reacts with rage to honest admiration. Either it's not him, or he has more serious issues than me. And my close friends think I should be committed.

    Far more likely, someone hacked the twitter then came here to troll and vent about a quest he hates.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:48 No.18128667
    rolled 12 = 12


    For the fa/tg/uys who liked this quest as much as I did: another tripfriend has started a spinoff called MQ: The Life of Master.

    Why don't you guys show up Sat. nights for that one? It's diff from OP's epic one but it's pretty good so far.

    His blog where Maidlover posts game times: http://ecchiquestgamer.blogspot.com/
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:50 No.18128701
    lord, what foolz these be
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:52 No.18128721
    Here's my theory: G-sama was a troll the entire time. Maid Quest was meant to be a massive troll. He wrote it to troll the shit out of /tg/ by making them really like something that would make them rage.

    Remember Sister Carmine? She was a half-Eldar female Angry Space Marine. Remember all the times he chose the worst possible choice possible? Remember lich Walt Disney?

    The entire quest was set up to be as fucking stupid as possible to make us hate it, but the thing is, he actually wrote it pretty darn well, so we wound up liking it.

    So the guy tried to troll /tg/ and ended up entertaining us. That must make him rage so fucking hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:52 No.18128728
    The fact that it get's archived is irrelevant, the issue is whether it's saved on the viewers computer, and the text isn't, images on the other hand, are.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:52 No.18128730
    rolled 16 = 16


    Yeah, Maidlover's Swedish & his English is a bit choppy, but it's not hard to figure out what he's saying if one thinks on it a bit.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:54 No.18128745
    Yeah, a browser never caches any text...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:58 No.18128790
    Yup, browsers cache text too, you want to read through my text cache to find anything? enjoy your several million words.

    The image cache on the other hand, displays thumbnails, and has a significantly smaller sample size.

    In other words, one may be checked, the other won't.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:09 No.18128919
    Oh, I thought for some reason you were talking about mods rather than sysadmins.
    >> ALL OF MY YES planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/28/12(Tue)00:01 No.18130168
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    Goushoujin-Sama, I want to thank you.

    I was scrolling through /tg/ one day when I saw Maid Quest's OP pop up, for the first thread. I read the summary and promptly sighed - oh no, another run-of-the-mill fetish quest, I thought... and I promptly voted for the whole "terminal illness" charade. Yes, that was me. Within hours, something I'd initially pigeonholed as crap blossomed into something truly glorious. I followed the quest literally from minute one, all the way to the bitter end, and I was never disappointed.

    Maid Quest WAS silly, stupid off-the-cuff fanfiction - and it was FUN. I stayed up every night till 4AM, my 10:00 AM classes be damned, because I literally could not turn away. You've got a real talent for dropping lines of brilliant hilarity, and for blindsiding readers with what should be the most obvious of jokes (I don't think ANYBODY saw the Pac-Man gag coming.) And you did very, very well by the characters even in the 1.3 seconds you spent characterizing them: witness the pure troll character you made earning the inexplicable love of the readers. Stupid, silly, off-the-cuff, whatever - it was about the only bright spot in a very shitty year for me, and it made my life, and /tg/, better for existing.

    The bitter trolling, the report abuse, the persecution - the shitstorm raised by those injustices culminated in a blanket declaration by The Mods that quest threads were legit content (I'm sure you recall the sticky.) I'd bet my last dollar that Maid Quest readers hammered out the majority of pissed-off e-mails to Moot. Even with it's demise, Maid Quest made /tg/ a better place, and in its wake /tg/ has seen a kind of quest thread renaissance; but it was over a year before any quest really came forth good enough to challenge Maid Quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:09 No.18130235
    apparently Gsama hates you for liking hos quest, Planefag.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/28/12(Tue)00:12 No.18130262
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    I'm writing a Quest thread of my own now, and I think it could be modestly described as "popular." I've seen the equation from the other side, now, so I'm not just some kiss-ass with low standards, you know? I'll never forget posting vir_wave.jpg and the sheer satisfaction of seeing that you, also, considered it the absolute best moment of Babylon 5. The satisfaction from that moment stays with me today, and it's... like a huge panther gorged with its latest kill going PURRR PURRR PURRR like a fucking idling diesel.

    It says something, I think, that the FIRST REPLY to this thread was "OONST OONST OONST..." which is no surprise, because one of the early replies in MY first thread was "OONST OONST OONST" and it's mentioned with fair regularity on /tg/ in general. You've actually added something to the language of /tg/, left a permanent impression - and that's pretty fucking good for some "poorly-written fapfiction."

    I don't want Maid Quest to ever return. It shouldn't, and it doesn't have to. It just Was, and all the trolling and bullshit aside, all I remember now, two fucking years afterwards, is the fun.

    Thanks, Goushoujin-Sama. Thanks for a hell of a lot of fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:12 No.18130263
    he's just jealous of not thinking of making a strike witches quest first. i know i am
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:17 No.18130324
    >Yeah, I could go back and restart the quest for real. I could go back to late nights staying up until 2 am fueled on coffee and booze and venting my anger out on all you fa/tg/uys by trolling the living fuck out of you. I could go back to fighting with the fucking trolls and getting my ass banned by the janitors.

    Not everyone can be Monday drawing maps for hours on end.

    >Fuck that shit, I'm outie. I fuck crippled chicks in /vg/ now.

    Biggest Dorf Fortress and TERA thread ever. Good choice.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:24 No.18130391
    You realize, of course, that you and Strike Witches Quest are the successors to Goushoujin-Sama and Maid Quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:25 No.18130398
    Well with that shining endorsement I guess I'll have to actually go read Maidquest then.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:26 No.18130405
    Speaking of Strike Witches Quest, I CAN'T FIND THE FUCKING THREAD!

    If one of you gentlemen would kindly provide a link?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:28 No.18130424
    Tomorrow brohan.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:30 No.18130449
    Really? Oh well, sleep time I guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:31 No.18130455
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    All this >>18127905 fucking post. All of it.

    (Just had a late night final. Open /vg/, open the catalog and... damn.)
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/28/12(Tue)00:31 No.18130462

    I most certainly do. And I think I owe a lot to Goushoujin in ways I'm not even fully aware of.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:32 No.18130475
    You'd better tell him that on Twitter or something because it looks like he isn't actually as happy about it as we'd expect him to be.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:38 No.18130541
    >* FOOTNOTE: (For instance: maybe someone forgot about the whole becoming a Paladin of Sehanine thing because it's been TWO FUCKING YEARS? Nope. It's because of TIME PARADOX CAUSED BY TRAP WISH, obviously. Cut me some slack.)

    All the slack the multiverse can spare. We'll make a whole new universe with the slack being cut right now, just like in Eden: It's An Endless World.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:38 No.18130542
    I had long since given up hopes of ever seeing this quest end, but it was always there, in the back of my mind.
    "What if... just what if maid quest came back?"

    And then suddenly, two years later this happens.
    I'm almost sad now, I've got that feeling in the pit of my stomach you get when you finish a great book.
    I think there's a word for that feeling, but I don't know what it is.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:41 No.18130588
    Someone who has actually read the quest needs to archive this with the proper tags.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:41 No.18130592
    Just don't let him (if it is truly him) poison you against your own quest.

    It can be... disenchanting to meet someone after a few years, only to see them shunning everything they wrought that you cherished. It can make you bitter towards your own creation, as it was inspired by theirs.

    In other words, be there tomorrow. And not bitter.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:45 No.18130647
    >Only two votes in the archive collection

    WHY. Everyone get to it.

    This is a true ending.
    >> That McGuyver 02/28/12(Tue)01:02 No.18130834
    It's not the ending we want, but the ending /tg/ deserves.
    >> !SP5BRo9IC2 02/28/12(Tue)01:11 No.18130915
    Why wasn't this archived the moment it came into existance? /tg/, I am disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:30 No.18131093
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    >Eleven votes

    Okay, that's about the norm. Next time a Quest general thread pops up, we can finally show a proper ending for this.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:37 No.18131163
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    Goushoujin-sama, you and the tradition of quest threads that Maid Quest helped raise are two of the reasons why I decided to be a GM. I understand completely why you might not value your work, and especially an ending like this to Maid Quest, and I want to say that I don't care; I still appreciate your threads. They were sheer lunacy and fun, and I'm sure that many others feel the same way I do.

    Thanks for the fun, Goushoujin-sama. I'm glad I got to post in one of your threads.
    >> Jabberwock 02/28/12(Tue)01:48 No.18131269
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    You can hate us all you want Goushoujin, but bravo on the ending. Finally glade to see it got a proper end after two years. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:49 No.18131281
    rolled 36 = 36

    Thanks for the fun ride Goshujin-sama.
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    >implying Freddie Mercury is a fag
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:11 No.18131855
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    You have no idea how much I missed these threads.

    >My face when remembering Maid Quest.
    >> Starshadow 02/28/12(Tue)03:29 No.18131945
    Oh wow, this brings back memories. Nice to have some closure.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 02/28/12(Tue)03:53 No.18132066
    I must say that I'm surprise that you finally ended the Maid Quest. After I read the epilogue I'm both relieved and little sad of bittersweet ending.

    Even I'm a half-literate weeaboo who attempted a spine-off from your original quest. I just want to say that you are one of the badass quest author who write one of the most bizarre and interesting quest that I had even read!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)04:04 No.18132124
    Maidlover will you continue The Life of Master ?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)04:09 No.18132163
    can someone sticky/archive this thread?
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 02/28/12(Tue)04:38 No.18132284

    Yes I will keep running my quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)04:43 No.18132309

    I wasn't there for any of maidquest. I joined /tg/ after it ended. I only know of it because of the collection on SUPTG. One day, I suppose, there will only be people like me. The ones who discovered maidquest after it happened.

    On behalf of all those future people, I'd like to say thank you. Reading maidquest was the most fun I've had in years. I loved the jokes, the pointless bullshiting, and even the trolling. More than anything else, maidquest showed me what a great place /tg/ could be.

    I have mixed feelings about your posts here. On one hand, it is nice to finally have some closure, to finally see an end to the story. But seeing the bitterness that you you hold towards maidquest, and /tg/ in general, was a bit disheartening. It's like finding out Santa Claus exists, and that he hates you for for being so greedy. I hope one day you can look back on what you have done with a sense of accomplishment, instead of unhappiness. You gave joy to a lot of people, including me, and there is no need to feel bad about that. Although we here at /tg/ often ague and bitch, it's because we care about the things we complain about. And we care about maidquest. We always will. So thank you for giving that to us, to me. I wish you success in whatever endeavors you undertake in the future.

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)05:47 No.18132630
    Bump for daytime /tg/
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/28/12(Tue)06:00 No.18132681
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    ..I don't even know how to react to this. Goushoujin-Sama was trolling us the whole time? I mean.. It explains a lot with the way things went when the whole quest kind went sideways into what the fuck just happened-ville but... Main Quest was one of the things that made /tg/ great. Like Dungeons the Dragoning, AdEva, and Love Can Bloom. And.. He's a douchebag? I.. Need to go lay down
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)12:38 No.18135427
    You know, I always thought Goushoujin-Sama was above such behavior. Until proven otherwise I think it's best to ignore this imposter.
    Maidquest was the thing that convinced me that quest threads could actually be a good, even hilarious, and that a lunatic douchbag could make for a quite compelling protagonist (I'm looking at you, strike witches quest). It will always hold a special place in my memory.
    That being said, I think the new maidquest has a lot of potential, weeaboo (god, I hate that word) aside.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)13:16 No.18135692
    I was wondering where you fucked off to, Gsama.

    Maid Quest was fun, but I wouldn't want it to restart now, even if you were willing.

    Still, it was fun. I was the guy who suggested out-tsundereing Katherine and other dickery bits, and god damn if you didn't make it hilarious.

    Go enjoy your crippled girl orgy, I guess?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)14:00 No.18136007
    >Carmine goes back to 40K
    Yep, we got that one over Gsama, so no other possible ending for her.
    >Koyomi came from CTech after humanity lost the Aeon War
    I'm fucking blindsided, wow. Plenty of hooks with Black Mesa and X-COM though.
    >Jehanne is a sultry sub
    Yep, we closed that one very early, and Sam sealed it into submission, as it were.
    >Alicia becomes love
    We explored the possibility of lacking a real body since she was daemonhosted, to make her the main and give her the happy ending she lacked. This is certainly some ending. I guess she can go and come whenever she wants now. See you in the afterlife.
    >Felicia is gonna nyan
    Never activated her boon, so this is best she could get. We knew she was here to stay after the first week.
    >Samantha keep her headmaid-dom
    We ran hot-cold from the teasing and trolling. Guess there isn't a better place in life for her. Maids gonna maid.
    >Katherine is gone, and she is a hero
    Really messed that one and tried to save both her and Alicia. Still, what a way to end. Hero Of Time may not be enough.
    >We kept the chef
    YES. Also Walt will be pleased with what a goddess of love with Disneyland memories could mean for him.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)14:09 No.18136077
    ;_; at your bitterness towards Maid Quest

    i had given up on an ending ever being done for it, but am glad that you decided to return, even if just for an epilogue, as it gives closure to the series.

    Thank you for paving the way for a golden age of Quest threads, and inspiring some such as Planefag to start their own quests.

    stick around and see how /tg/s attitude towards quest threads have changed before you pass final judgement on yourself and your works.
    >> Taraboner 02/28/12(Tue)14:10 No.18136099
    Thank you Goushoujin-Sama.

    Like it or not, your "poorly written fapfic" was very enjoyable to read and hilarious to watch unfold. I would wax on to say something about how your contributions helped shape /tg/ into what it is today, but that point has already been made by those more eloquent that I.

    Shine on you crazy son of a bitch, shine on.
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    I never thought I'd live to see any kind of ending to Maid Quest.
    Your hate for us only makes me love you even more, in a completely platonic way, Goushoujin-Sama.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/28/12(Tue)19:15 No.18139967
    Godspeed my glorious Goushoujin-Sama, You are exalted among champions . May your days be long, and hardships few
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:18 No.18143488
    Bet people would flood if you started a similar quality quest here again.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:32 No.18143714
    We already know of his rum and random knowledge so it would be much better if he came for something completely different. Let's not pigeonhole him like a child actor.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:38 No.18143809
    No. There can never be another. GS is a hero... and he has to leave.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)08:40 No.18148736

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