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[x] I need an adult.
"I need an adult.." You say quivering.
"Ohohohoho, Don't worry your pretty little head." He says, as he latches onto you.
"Not only am I an adult," His hands touches you in places youve never been touched before "I am also an adulterer."
He takes out his mighty jackhammer and revs it to pound your pavement.
As the first blow hits, you can only scream in pain.
HARDER AND HARDER. His drill pierces your heavens.
His auger dives into your untouched earth deeper and deeper.
You break right there in the aisle, in between rows and rows of nails, screws and hooks, you were getting NAILED, SCREWED, and you think you just might get HOOKED on this.