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    34 KB STRIKE WITCHES: THUNDERGNOME planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)19:20 No.18045481  
    You are a fighter pilot rated for the P-61 Black Widow, newly inducted into the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you're currently pointing a loaded .45 at your two seniormost officers.

    In your underwear.

    Minna is staring at you over the back of her wheelchair, looking like she's forgotten how to breathe. Sakamoto looks shocked as well, but her good eye tracks your gun-hand with unerring focus.

    Sakamoto moves, ever so slightly.

    The sharp "snick!" of your 1911's thumb safety being flipped off breaks the silence, and she freezes.

    "You do not want to test me right now, Mio," you say quietly, your voice taught with emotion. "I have been tested several times in as many days and come out ahead every time. Do not test me again."

    Sakamoto doesn't swallow or anything, but she slowly raises her hands where you can see them. Not "in-the-air" surrender-style, but visible.

    Minna's mouth is opening and closing like a fish.

    A horrible pressure is building in your chest, and you feel like you might pop at any moment. You didn't plan on this. You had no idea you were going to do this - hell, you've spent the last few days running like hell from any hint of the GnomeSide, up to and including punching people out for casually saying "Merlin." You literally have no conscious idea what the FUCK you are doing in the doorway, half-dressed, with a loaded gun in your hand.

    But some unconcious part of you does.

    "How could you," you snarl at them. Your eyes narrow at Minna, and she seems to rock back a little. "You knew. You fucking KNEW. How - how could you leave me in the dark!?"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:22 No.18045500
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    The constant F5ing paid off!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:22 No.18045505
    Oh god yes. Finally this long night of F5ing on the main page can end.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:22 No.18045507
    Before this ends, that gun is going to be pointing at ourselves, I know it.

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:22 No.18045510
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:22 No.18045513
    Aw shit, it's back.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)19:23 No.18045523
    Oh GOD DAMN, Strike Witches Quest and Boone Quest at the same time?! NOOOOOO! My attention span!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:23 No.18045524
    >Condition Zero

    Ok so we are serious then.

    Carry on.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:23 No.18045526
    i don't know who any of you are, but thank you for making me look into strike witches
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)19:23 No.18045527
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    Things that are getting real: this
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    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)19:23 No.18045531
    And now things hit the fan
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:23 No.18045532

    1. F5
    2. Ctrl + f "Strike"
    3. RESULoh wait it's just a guy using it in a normal sentence.
    4. Repeat
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:23 No.18045537
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)19:24 No.18045538
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:24 No.18045539
    Strike Witches Quest fuck yeah!
    Oh yeah, the drama is absolutely delicious.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:24 No.18045547
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    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)19:25 No.18045552
    Please, PLEASE tell me you read the whole discussion thread we had D:

    For those who missed it:
    (skim past the conspiracy stuff, its not very relevant)
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:25 No.18045554
    In before the thread reaches autosage before planefag has time to submit his second post.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:26 No.18045568
    Magical girls versus one of the creations of the good lord Browning.

    Those poor girls never had a chance.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:27 No.18045578
    You mean the discussion threads that only represent a minority of those actually in the quest?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:27 No.18045580
    The conspiracy stuff will always be relevant.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)19:27 No.18045586
    They can make shields. We're actually not much of a threat to them.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:27 No.18045587
    Woo, Strike Witches Quest!

    Thought I had after last session: next time we head up in the air, we take "TIGGER" as our callsign.

    Why, you ask? Because we. Bounce. EVERYONE.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:28 No.18045591

    No that thread was full of stupid and gay

    Sanya's Offspring cover was the only redeeming part.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)19:28 No.18045593

    Why yes. Yes, I did.

    Apologies for the late start; I took a 40 minute nap because I had about two hours of sleep last night. Insomnia can suck dicks.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:28 No.18045597
    Hey now, this isn't Scrapped Princess Quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:28 No.18045600
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    Gentlemen. I present to you over TWO HUNDRED seconds worth of sweat and labor.

    Anyone who is better with picturemanipulacation can feel free to improve it. I wish it was wearing aviators but WHATCHAGONADO.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:28 No.18045601
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    That fucking song
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:29 No.18045603
    One is concussed and the other is the one who isn't good at making shields.

    You are still probably right though.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)19:29 No.18045604
    No one minds.

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)19:29 No.18045605

    And StarShadow's observation:

    >If he IS reading this I bet he had to go to the hospital because his shit eating grin was so wide it broke something.

    In a word: yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:30 No.18045618
    >In our underwear

    Wanna bet Minna's reaction has nothing to do with our 1911 and everything to do with "Lil' MC" poking out the front flap of our boxers?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:31 No.18045621
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    >the song
    don't remind me.
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:31 No.18045626
    /tg/ is the best board for paranoid delusions and conspiracies, cause we're so good at making shit up, then creating a logical chain of events.

    It's usually called DMing, but it can ba applied in reverse.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:31 No.18045627
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)19:31 No.18045630
    >You mean the discussion threads that only represent a minority of those actually in the quest?
    The beauty of this quest is that planefag still gets the final say. So we can plan all we want and planefag mines the good ideas and trims the derp to produce DELICIOUS DRAMA YOU MUST EAT. But yeah, only a small part of that thread was ideas on how to get MC out of this mess in the trolliest fashion possible.

    I can quote and repost the relevant bits.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:31 No.18045635
    >implying anything about MC's MC is little

    But seriously this tension's going to break with a lay or someone dead. Maybe both.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:31 No.18045636
    Then laugh maniacally.

    I can dig it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:32 No.18045645

    We're a wizard, we ignore the rules and bend machines to our will.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:32 No.18045646


    Yea, because dead wingman really get the ladies warm.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:32 No.18045647
    Oh man. I loved that anime so much right up to the point where it turned into Ye Olde Mecha Anime. I still watched to the end but... Jesus Christ, I lament for what it could have been.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:33 No.18045651
    Better not here, thread is going to fill up real quick like as is and we need to give PF all the room he needs.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:33 No.18045658
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:33 No.18045659
    Must be why we get along with /x/ so well.

    Also in b4 two story posts before autosage
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:34 No.18045662
    >I can quote and repost the relevant bits.

    Or you could just let the people who are interested read the already linked thread .
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:34 No.18045670
    >Implying we aren't going to balloon the quest to several threads tonight. Again.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:34 No.18045671
    "Hey, kids, what time is it?"

    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)19:36 No.18045683
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:36 No.18045693
    shit I am coming down with something but I will try to keep up
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:37 No.18045696
    I think in the discussion thread it was suggested that we hand our gun to minna. Then we say ""Remember to feed our aircrew fresh food, they get grumpy when you give them that dry kibble crap."

    Somebody made a post about it.
    I can just imagine the scene immediately after we offer our pistol, having given our short list of last requests: to be shot by our own CO, for them to make sure none of the younger witches see us when we go, and for them not to feed our crew that dry kibble crap after we're gone.

    The delicious look of slack-jawed disbelief on Sakabro's face, and the complex and subtle mixture of sorrow, disbelief, and horror in Minna's eyes... truly, this must happen.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:37 No.18045698
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    Minna shields up, MC gets ass kicked, then kissed.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:37 No.18045701
    "I wondered sometimes, why I could do what I could do. Engines working when they shouldn't, clocks synching up, guns jamming. I chalked it up to luck and being that damn good.

    Then you said 'machine affinity' and it clicked. It just FELT right to hear that. I don't even know what to think now."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:37 No.18045704
    Strike witches quest on the same night im working on a pt-17?

    Awww yeah bitches!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:38 No.18045711
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    You have enriched my life immeasurably, sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:38 No.18045717
    Don't capitalize it you ninny.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:39 No.18045719
    I like this. It's filled with delicious...well, delicious something, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:39 No.18045722
    I don't want to give them the damn credit for us knowing. Let them be shocked at our already knowing everything. Let's not go so far as to out the old man, but do talk about what we figured out about magic on our own.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:42 No.18045765
    More something along the lines of
    "Yeah, I've got magic, machines respond like an extension of my will, work as I will, last as long as I focus and die when I ask it of them. All I wanted to do was fly, but you had to keep digging, keep on trying to prove that I had the magic, well fuck you too."
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)19:43 No.18045771
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    I feel so sick and tired, but i cannot not stay up to read SWQ till 1am in the morning. Its like the gods themselves don't want me to work on my quest or sleep at a decent time tonight
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:44 No.18045779
    Definitely don't mention the old man, or how our buddies have shown crazy skills, but I think our own power should be obvious now.

    I wanna know what they plan on doing with us.
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)19:44 No.18045780
    So, thinking ahead to what happens out of this.


    I still support the idea of disseminating the idea that we're painting a picture of the most beautiful girl on the base on P-61.

    Then when the big reveal comes we've painted a lovingly accurate picture of our P-61 on our P-61's nose, complete with a smaller picture of our P-61 on the picture.

    Oh, and painting a picture of Charlotte naked on Chuck's plane. ("What? Not like we all haven't seen it before..."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:44 No.18045791

    The infinite recursion of planes would be glorious.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:46 No.18045805
    Our plane's name? Xibit
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)19:46 No.18045806
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:46 No.18045810
    We can say that we were clued at some point, without saying who it was or how long ago. Just that it was recently that we put it all together.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)19:46 No.18045811
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    Your voice trembles as you lay into your superior officer. "How could you not TELL me, god damn you? Let me think- think I'm- some- some sort of-" you can't seem to force that word out, and skirt around it. "Stick me in the enlisted quarters - try to have me thrown out of the fucking unit-" fury is building in your voice now, "-let me go into combat without a fucking *clue* then slink down here to talk behind my fucking back-!"

    Minna's eyes are huge, and she's biting her lip hard. Things are getting a little blurry anyways, so you focus your hate-beams on her nose and try to melt it off with your glare.

    Sakamoto speaks. "You have five seconds to put down that gun before I walk over there and ram the pieces up your ass," she says, her eyes boring into yours. A faint magical aura gathers around her to illustrate her point.

    "Takes you time to conjure juju with no tech," you say quietly. "Think you can outrun a bullet?"

    It's hard to tell with the Japanese woman, but she seems to go a shade paler then normal, even though her eyes don't waver.

    >March them upstairs and feed the backstabbing whores to Patton?
    >Grill them for information, here and now?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:46 No.18045813
    We probably want to stay on Chuck's good side as he is the person on base least likely to murder us right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:46 No.18045814
    Yes, we've gone over that a million times.

    What's happening NOW is more important.

    I'd like to press them for a full explanation of male magic users, and why this is "big."
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)19:46 No.18045819
    I could yeah. But its a LONG assed thread. There are really only two relevant bits anyhow:

    >My explanation for why MC pulling the gun makes sense

    >What is this I don't even
    (its worth repeating thrice :D turn the sound up)

    >And this is when we get our TROLLFACE on
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:46 No.18045820
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    >complete with a smaller picture of our P-61 on the picture.

    Well guess who still has Illustrator open
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:47 No.18045827

    Everything in this comment needs to happen.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)19:47 No.18045829

    We can guilt them when we're done if we must.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:47 No.18045831
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:47 No.18045832
    yes please
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)19:47 No.18045833
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    There's pretty much no way in hell this won't be happening because goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:47 No.18045834
    Grill 'em.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:47 No.18045837
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:47 No.18045838

    Also totally going to end up with her stalling for time to get her magic up.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:47 No.18045839

    Guilt and information

    Lay light on the guilt and heavy on the interrogation; We're here for answers, not feels.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:48 No.18045843

    >Grill them for information, here and now?

    Why not both?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:48 No.18045844
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)19:48 No.18045847
    Assuming it doesn't actually involve leaving the room, we're going on a GUILT TRIP LADS.

    >rantift save
    yes captcha, we've been saving up this rant for a while
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:48 No.18045849

    Oh boy, I haven't been on one of those in ages! Dibs on the window seat!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:48 No.18045850
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:48 No.18045854
    I have seriously no idea why we are over-reacting like this but hell

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:48 No.18045856
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:48 No.18045857
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:48 No.18045860

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    No one can outrun or outsmart bullet

    also PACK DEM BAGS!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:49 No.18045865
    Info, THEN guilt trip then collapse
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:49 No.18045866

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:49 No.18045870
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:49 No.18045872
    Guilt them a little to make them talk more freely, then interrogate.

    Be your own good cop AND bad cop.
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)19:49 No.18045878
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    >Grill them for information, here and now?


    Pic: thier faces when 30 seconds ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:49 No.18045879
    Morphine and stress is a hellva drug.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:49 No.18045880
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    guilt trip
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:49 No.18045883
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)19:50 No.18045888
    I don't know! Uhuhuhuhuh...

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:51 No.18045901
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    information retrieval!

    moar guilt tripping seems sadistic and infuriated female-ish
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:51 No.18045906
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:51 No.18045914


    Enough guilting already, me thinks.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)19:52 No.18045917
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:52 No.18045928
    How many guilt trips can a B52 with a full tank of gas make?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:53 No.18045933
    >Inb4 Minna breaks down... Again
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:53 No.18045936
    Information will come sooner or later, but we need a guilt trip to get out of this with any measure of sympathy. Or of not getting killed and/or court martialed.
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    They deserve it. They fucked with us, NOBODY fuck with us and gets away with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:53 No.18045942
    B52s don't feel guilt, so none I would assume.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:54 No.18045945

    Just one, but boy o boy... That trip can take out everything from Moscow to Seoul
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:54 No.18045950
    Depends on how heavy your sins were.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:54 No.18045953
    or infinite.

    It's a divide by zero thing really
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:55 No.18045963
    No, the volume matters more
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:55 No.18045969

    Also, guys, how about we stop posting so much...? Threads are getting long without much updates :V
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:56 No.18045973
    Welcome to SWQ
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:56 No.18045982
    Didn't we break 800 saturday ?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:57 No.18045983
    With aerial refueling?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:57 No.18045990
    GRILL, then GUILT, then RUN.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:58 No.18045998
    Something like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:58 No.18045999
    Grill them for info, here and now.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)19:58 No.18046002
    SWQ? SWQ?!

    About time.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:58 No.18046003
    >implying we can outrun Minna
    Don't forget we rolled down here. Out is through.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:58 No.18046005
    I'd say without. If you can just refuel it constantly in the air it makes no real sense as a measurement.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)19:58 No.18046011
    We've done that a few times.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)19:59 No.18046015
    We've broken 1000 before
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:59 No.18046016
    I guess this would be around the time when Witches learn what an insane paranoid fuck we actually are.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)19:59 No.18046017

    Run? What part about pilot do you not understand? Not to mention, we are metaphorically, and literally in the weeds. All we've got now is the speed from the dive.

    Remember, we're wounded... Stairs may as well be steamsleds.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:00 No.18046033



    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:00 No.18046035
    I think Minna is shocked enough that we could outrun her. Sakabroto, though? I want to see just how we'll end up with our gun not fed to us through our restored liver by her.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:00 No.18046036
    Oddly enough, the weight of your sins increases at the exact same rate as their volume.

    One implication of this is that sin might actually float in water. If so, then a carefully calculated amount of sin could provide a bit of reserve buoyancy to a ship, potentially useful when you're at war and people are trying to blow holes in your ships.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:00 No.18046045
    Actually, the hammer isn't cocked. The safety is off and there is a round chamberred
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:01 No.18046050

    Are we double action?

    Does it matter?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:01 No.18046052
    So that's why the navy is so gay!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:01 No.18046055

    Does it make me bad for wanting to shoot them?
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    Grill them till they're tender.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:02 No.18046065
    feed em to patton. its the only responsible thing to do.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:02 No.18046067

    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)20:02 No.18046070
    >Thought I had after last session: next time we head up in the air, we take "TIGGER" as our callsign.
    I was going to suggest "POGO" but I'm not sure if those have been invented yet.

    That recursive noseart gives me an idea. You know how black widow spiders have a red hourglass on their backs? What say we get a can of red paint and draw a red infinity symbol on top of our plane's turret?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:02 No.18046072
    Not really. I want to shoot them a little and I actually like Mio.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:03 No.18046082
    >double action

    Not in the 40's bro
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:03 No.18046084
    1911. Single action.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:03 No.18046090
    The M1911a1 is single action only.

    So no. And also, I vote GUILT TRIP.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:03 No.18046095
    YES. They haven't tries to kill us yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:04 No.18046097
    >Infinity sign
    >Mobius One

    OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:04 No.18046099
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    It's Eila's birthday today.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:04 No.18046107
    [x]shut the door, gnome it locked, escape to spain.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/21/12(Tue)20:04 No.18046109
    Damn phone dropping my trip, grumble grumble
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:04 No.18046111

    Hammer must be cocked bros. The safety can't be engaged unless it is. We carry condition one because we aren't an idiot.

    The pistol is ready to fire.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)20:05 No.18046123
    Planefag said two last time.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:06 No.18046130
    Those Witches will be tripfags by the time we're done with them!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:06 No.18046131
    the character or the VA?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:06 No.18046134
    he said

    >Condition two

    In greentext with a reaction image. The implication is that he seriously hopes we don't do that.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:06 No.18046135
    He was mocking the idea that we would ever carry condition 2 in wartime.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:06 No.18046138
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/21/12(Tue)20:06 No.18046139
    Yes but the 1911 is single action only
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:06 No.18046143

    Planefag said that with sarcasm.

    The fact that we just dropped our safety on a 1911 means we are in condition zero. We are ready to fire
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:06 No.18046146
    [x]crash in field, break leg, try to join Spanish AF still wearing fight jacket.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:06 No.18046148

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:07 No.18046150
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    >150ish posts
    >2 are quest posts
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)20:07 No.18046152
    this is a good point...
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)20:07 No.18046156
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:07 No.18046160

    You must be new here.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:07 No.18046165
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:08 No.18046167
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    That's not the Mobius 1 emblem. It has to be blue.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:08 No.18046171
    Par for the course.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:08 No.18046174
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    Can we escape to Russia instead?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:08 No.18046176
    Also, I'd say holster the pistol. If we really went in with it out for "dramatic effect", as pf suggested, it's done its purpose.

    If we don't, Sakabro's going to jump us. And either we'll have to fire, or we get caught bluffing. Either way, we lose control of the situation.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:08 No.18046177
    Welcome to Strike Witches Quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:09 No.18046179
    And the hammer is cocked with the safety off, our hand depressing the grip safety, and presumably our finger on the trigger. Shit is currently as close to real as it can get.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:09 No.18046184

    Actually the ratio has been increasing.

    We were originally at 50 to 1.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:09 No.18046185
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    Most witches are already faggots anyway.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)20:09 No.18046188
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    >information, but also GUILT TRIP

    You lose your focus on Minna's nose long enough to catch her expression, and the pressure in your chest threatens to overwhelm you. You clamp down on it with your rage, crushing it in an iron vise of will the same way you crush the terror before you enter a dogfight. Later. No time now. Later.

    It's harder then ever this time. Your body trembles as you take deep, measured breaths to fight down your emotions, your trigger finger pressing against the pistol's slide so hard the serial numbers imprint into the skin.

    "No more games," you say. "Tell me. Tell me what you know."

    You're a sucker for a guilty-looking girl, it seems. You never see Minna make her play, just a flash of her sleeve behind the wheelchair and-


    The pencil sharpener on the desk flips off the desk and clatters across the flagstones, a cloud of pencil shavings billowing into the air from the huge hole you just put in it.

    "Drop it," you instruct Minna.

    "...WHAT?" she shouts back, her eyes wide with shock.

    You give her the "you know damn well what I mean" look and she sends her silver Walther skating across the flagstones. Sakamoto's good eye is as wide as a dinner plate. You wait for two incredibly long, tense minutes, nobody daring to breathe hard, much less twitch, until your ears all stop ringing enough for decent conversation.

    "I'm beginning to think I'm not taken very seriously around here," you say at last.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:09 No.18046191
    We can lose the gun after we're well on our way through the guilt trip.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:09 No.18046192

    Holster? nah.

    I say we wait till we've had our piece, and hand it over.

    It won't do us any good once we've had our time at the podium.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:10 No.18046196
    IF we survive this encounter, IF we are able to continue to fly, and IF we go with this art, then Chuck is going to be leaving ribbons for us to wear everywhere we go.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:10 No.18046199
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    well we have lost it!
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)20:11 No.18046206
    Well, if we must escape, we must make use of our time being bitter has-beens before finding a promising young fighter pilot who has "The Gift" and training him to be the greatest Witch Bouncer in the world.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:11 No.18046212
    That seems accurate. To an extent. Shirley, Miyafuji, and Trude...well they may not LIKE is but they get along with us at least.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:11 No.18046213
    It depends on whether the navy belongs to a country where being gay is deemed a sin. The more sinful gayness is, the more likely it's encouraged in the navy as a way to reduce displacement without reducing tonnage.

    There are rumors that work is being done to determine whether there are sins of sufficiently low density that they would be lighter than air, as this would allow airships to use a lifting gas less dangerous than hydrogen and more common than helium. As of yet, though, there doesn't seem to have been much progress.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:11 No.18046214
    >Inb4 Paddy
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:12 No.18046216
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    >Opening fire

    This is going well.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)20:12 No.18046217
    And now the MP's and other witches are on their way
    We cannot talk our way out of this one...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:12 No.18046218
    martian occupied territories in the way. wed need to go down to spain anyway on a long roundabout trip through africa to get to russia.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:12 No.18046219
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:12 No.18046220

    Shoot them, someone will have heard that gunshot and as soon as they get the chance your gonna end up in a morgue. Its us or them and I'm picking them.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:12 No.18046226
    Shit. Sure hope nobody heard the shot.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:12 No.18046227

    With that shot, we just lost our advantage of time.

    We get the info we need, as fast as we can, and we drop the gun.

    We're quite literally cornered now.
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)20:12 No.18046228
    O shit, Paddy is going to club us over the head from behind with his Sten isn't he D:
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/21/12(Tue)20:12 No.18046233
    Not saying it isn't all set to fire, just that it isn't double-action is all.

    >enclosed space

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:13 No.18046236
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:13 No.18046240
    We run out of here, lock the door behind us, and scream that the Martians have infiltrated the basement. The others help keep the door sealed and we ask Trude to help us to our plane again. Then we fly the fuck out of their before anyone realizes what's going on.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:13 No.18046242
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    I wonder how we're going to dig our way out of this pit after the information is gotten.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:13 No.18046243

    Kill them? You mean sign our warrents right?

    Our chance out of there is getting them to understand our position. Dead or alive, they currently will condemn us.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:13 No.18046248
    What do we do then genius? Take our five remaining rounds and kill the other 100+ people on the base?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:13 No.18046249
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    >this moment
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:13 No.18046251
    Tell them a little what we now, just a bit, to get this conversation started. What we know magic is. Make them fill the gaps.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:13 No.18046252
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:14 No.18046259
    We're balls deep in the catacombs, guys. They can't hear shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:14 No.18046261
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    We did NOT just discharge our weapon did we?

    Oh, we're so fucked.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:14 No.18046263

    being in this particular room unarmed would be fucking retarded even if we hadn't already come in shooting.

    also, inb4 they are talking about ian and we weren't caught at all.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:14 No.18046265
    I'm sure the MP's will be understanding when they find us holding a smoking gun over the bodies of 2 superior officers.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:14 No.18046266

    Man, I feel like we're going to have a heart attack before anything cool happens, with all this "clamping down on chest pressures."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:15 No.18046267
    This might work, we can lead them into telling us what we want to know.

    "I know that magic and tech work hand in hand together. Is that what's meant by machine affinity?"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:15 No.18046269
    "Morphine, exhaustion and temporary insanity brought on by sudden disturbing revelations of a previously unknown physical condition".
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)20:15 No.18046271
    The rest of the base maybe not. We bounced down several staircases to get here.

    But we left Paddy, Sanya and Eila a couple minutes ago and they are down here with us. Paddy's a commando and he won't sit idle.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)20:15 No.18046272
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:15 No.18046273
    Maybe now they will take us seriously? Maybe now we can be treated as an actual fucking soldier?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:15 No.18046276
    Is it just me, or do an awful lot of people seem to want to see a BAD END tonight?

    Protip: Shooting anybody and/or running is not going to get us out of this jam. We're going to have to... *shudder*... talk.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:15 No.18046279
    Don't lower the fucking gun.
    Demand info, demand some motherfucking answers, you're not going to miss next time.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:16 No.18046280
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    well how is the MC going to dig him self out of this mess?

    also yes you are reading this in my voice
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:16 No.18046281
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    No running. Our only chance for surviving this is to somehow reason with the two of them after this ordeal is over, convince them we're not the bad guy. Shooting and running kind of negates that possibility.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:16 No.18046282
    >also, inb4 they are talking about ian and we weren't caught at all.
    Impossible. Minna brought up the Sanya incident, Sakamoto had Shirley's report on MC's mechanic hax.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:16 No.18046286

    This... We start having them fill in the blanks.

    "So, male witches do exist... And the witches know it. So when they're found, where exactly do they go, since they seem to disappear before they go public..."
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)20:16 No.18046287
    welp we are fucked
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:17 No.18046289
    And of course, we're totally alienating Minna, for the waifufags who care.

    "Like you? YOU SHOT AT ME! I never want to see you again!"

    And that's the end of our romance.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:17 No.18046290
    >Troll everyone
    >Feel like not being taken seriously
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:17 No.18046292
    Can't be. They specifically referenced our fixing the engine of Chuck's P-51.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:17 No.18046293
    Place is pretty big and the sound wouldn't be clearly directional. Odds are we have all the time we need, even if they did hear it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:17 No.18046294

    I'm sure its what Char would do.
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)20:17 No.18046296

    Really, it depends on how thick the walls are. If it's an ancient castle they're likely thick enough to muffle the gunshot to anyone who isn't already down there. It's gonna echo like a motherfucker off the stone, but really after a few closed doors nobody's going to hear it unless they happen to be really close.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)20:17 No.18046297
    So it will echo.

    You know, if we really were feeling like a vengeful bastard and we get into a situation where we will be executed, shooting ourselves would illicit an interesting reaction.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:17 No.18046300

    Ian didn't save Minna from brainwashed Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:18 No.18046306

    Nope. Char would be using a rocket launcher.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:18 No.18046309

    I wonder if we can?

    Our power is unconscious.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:18 No.18046310
    why do I see minna as boss hog now?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:19 No.18046315
    She withheld lifesaving info from us. We're even.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:19 No.18046323

    Lifesaving? How?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:20 No.18046325
    Or a White Base.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:20 No.18046326
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    >MFW we probably just traumatized Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:20 No.18046333
    Pfft, she pointed a gun at us during the submarine raid.

    Hell, PERRINE has gotten into the pistol-pointing action too. It's like saying hello in Castle Barin.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)20:20 No.18046335
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:20 No.18046336
    Well, if somebody else does hear it and come to investigate we could always hold ourselves hostage. "NOBODY MOVE OR THE DON'T-GIVE-A-FUCK PILOT GETS IT"

    Lol captcha: unavoidable clorat
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:20 No.18046343
    I bet there is a way to make it conscious and more awesome.

    Also, martians are like half machine, half biological. Shouldn't we be able to affect them?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:21 No.18046346
    Only way I see this going, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:21 No.18046348
    Except that about half the relationships in both mecha and magical girl shows seem to start out just like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:21 No.18046352
    So far it's only stuff we are using. And even then, the Martian raygun we picked up blew the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:22 No.18046363
    Because we knew, and wanted it to, and we cleared out a room full of the dickbags.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:22 No.18046364
    Minna is german. Shooting at each other is practically foreplay.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:22 No.18046365
    I think you mean
    >nobody move or the nigger gets it
    Can't remember the rest of the dialogue from that scene. I'm sure it's on YouTube.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:22 No.18046366
    I say confront them with the fact that we've already taken an alien claw AND a bullet on Minna's behalf, and that it's retarded for her to go and try to draw on us.

    We want answers, and threatening them further than necessary isn't going to be productive. Remember, WE are the aggrieved party here. We don't want to lose that advantage.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:22 No.18046369
    We're only alive right now because of our gnome powers. And she knows more about them than we do. And she said nothing.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:23 No.18046371
    well to be fair we used it like a damn hand grenade
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)20:23 No.18046373
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    I'm sure we leveled up since then.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)20:23 No.18046374
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    An emotional/adrenal/hormonal maelstrom is spinning in your chest faster then a Texas cyclone, but your eyes and gun-hand are being guided by that hot, steely part of your mind that takes over in combat; fueled by carefully chained aggression.

    Well, right now it's more like thoroughly-chained rage.

    "I've got you dead-to-rights and you go for a fucking gun," you observe in a flat voice. "Are you a complete idiot, or are you still waiting on a few parts?"

    Minna is breathing hard, her eyes wide with fear. Sakamoto is very carefully not moving at all.

    "Turn her around."

    Sakamoto does so, spinning Minna's wheelchair to face you. Minna stubberonly stands up, swaying a bit until Sakamoto steadies her from behind.

    "After- after everything- you-" you sigh, hardly able to comprehend. "It's just built into your worldview, isn't it? Cute little men, trying to fight a Witches war."

    Both Witches try to keep their faces impassive, but their reactions show.

    "You just can't conceive of me being your equal, can you? Really, in your heart of hearts. Like that One Chick in all the Burroughs novels, the one who can kung-fu the shit out of people but ends up getting her shit kidnapped and tied to a tree by jungle junkies so the real hero can come save her." You shake your head slowly with detached amazement. "Now there's some fucking irony for you."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:23 No.18046380
    Protip, she has only figured out we're gnomes.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:24 No.18046388
    There we are.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:24 No.18046393
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    Present Minna a gift. Have them tell us everything they know and there won't have to be a smoking crater where three officers were standing
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:24 No.18046394
    Won't work against an all-female unit; no Johnsons.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:25 No.18046398

    Yep.. And immediately tagged it with a category and SOP that she didn't wanna do.

    We aren't that stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:25 No.18046399

    And has tried to rationalise it away. Implying some bad shit for being one.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:25 No.18046400
    >An emotional/adrenal/hormonal maelstrom
    Also Morphine.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:25 No.18046403
    Aaaand the guilt begins.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:26 No.18046409
    guilt-tripping so hard, it's like drugs.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:26 No.18046415
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    There too old for Char, lets just drop their bodies out of the bottom of the castle, go back to bed and have a nice relaxing drink?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:27 No.18046425
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    Got your back, bro
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:28 No.18046432
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    Shit. This is gonna be good.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:28 No.18046441
    Could always throw in some alium mind control bullshit. "BLEEP BLOOP, I ARE A ALIOM, I REQUIRE BOOZE"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:29 No.18046444
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    >MC's face right now
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:30 No.18046454

    MC is past that... We already said it.

    Right now, we're taking em into a emotional nosedive only a P-51 pilot could pull.
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    Bring up how our crew and us nearly died flying into a DAY fight in our NIGHT fighter while outnumbered to rescue Trude.
    We forced Minna to stay behind while we braved a Martian sub because we knew she was too fatigued.
    We've taken a bullet for her.
    We've been stabbed for her.

    God damn...
    She owes us some answers.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:30 No.18046460

    Dammit... I put a 6 there.. I swear I did.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)20:30 No.18046463
    No no. Calm. Calm anger is scarier.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:31 No.18046464
    "Do really expect us to believe that?"
    "Hey, you're the ones who were talking about male witches."

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:31 No.18046467
    "So... what's supposed to happen next? Are you supposed to execute me, or haul me off to be vivisected somewhere?"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:31 No.18046476
    When do we get to the bit where they owe us fucking BIG TIME
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:32 No.18046481
    Way I see this going, more or less:

    >"I don't care if you like me. Well, that's a lie, I do actually care, at least more than I'm willing to admit. I also don't care if you think I'm an asshole; I'm a pilot, it comes standard with the flight wings, and except for Perrine you could probably all use a bit more assholery in your list of options for dealing with a situation. I don't even care if you think I'm a fuckup outside of combat. But I damn well DEMAND that you give me some fucking respect where my flying is concerned."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:32 No.18046484
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:33 No.18046487
    "Or worse, put me in some lab for the rest of my life?"
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)20:33 No.18046490

    Found this Sunday. It's there, it's just some genius decided that white font on a white background was clever, so you have to highlight everything in order to read it.

    TLDR: SR-71 hears various planes below asking the tower for ground-speed checks. He asks for one and everyone else shuts the fuck up when they hear it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:34 No.18046508
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    You're dead.
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)20:36 No.18046528
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    Guys GUYS. At some point in the near future we will be standing at gunpoint in front of Patton and the other command staff.

    They will ask us what the fuck just happened. There is only ONE thing we can say.

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:37 No.18046532
    I heard about a similar time when an SR-71 requested clearance for angels 80.

    "If you can get there, it's all yours."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:37 No.18046534
    So google a string of it and find a better version.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:38 No.18046538
    then we wave our hand and make there guns jam
    "now gentlemen I have a war to win"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:39 No.18046552
    Thing is, we don't know WHAT bad shit that is. Everyone is thinking of execution or experiments but there are other fates, you know. Maybe there's a standing order sending all gnomes to the Iberian frontline, or having them trained for nuclear bomber piloting. The kind of bad shit Minna and Sakabroto wouldn't want for us but isn't just having us killed off.

    We're not playing with a full hand here, so we need them to open up post-haste.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)20:39 No.18046563
    Im reading that in a car's voice?


    There goes starting my quest on time.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:40 No.18046568

    Iberian frontline? Bombers?

    So a fate WORSE than death?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:41 No.18046571
    Heh. But MC would be all over that shit, dancing with the devil head on. Right?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:41 No.18046573
    Dem duke boys sure messed up VROOOM VROOOOOM VROOOM
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)20:41 No.18046575
    > Implying we wouldn't make that bomber handle like a fighter
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:41 No.18046578
    It was a U-2

    Pilot: ATC, request clearance to 65,000 feet.
    ATC: Brother, if you can get there, it's all yours.
    Pilot: Roger, descending to 65,000 feet.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:41 No.18046579

    Do it! Need something lighthearted to go with all the DRAMA.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:41 No.18046582
    Okay, now that Minna's gun is on the floor, can we PLEASE put the piece away? Or at least lower it a little? It's not helping. If we didn't still have it out, there'd be no reason to draw on us.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)20:41 No.18046584
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    You feel your combat hypnosis begin to rock and sway as something you simply can't suppress bubbles to the surface. Your eyes burn, and your gun begins to wobble.

    "I almost died for you," you hiss at Minna. Part of your mind reminds you she was making the same argument on your behalf not ten seconds ago, but all that does is make you round on Sakamoto. "What's bigger, Mio? What's bigger then that, you backstabbing BITCH!?"

    Your breath is coming in ragged gasps now as the world begins to spin. You lower your pistol and shove it at your shoulder holster, missing it. "Well, fuck you," you say, your voice shaking. You deliberately turn your back on them. "Go ahead. Shoot me in the back. It's how most pilots die anyways."

    Nobody shoots you in the back. Nobody jumps you from behind, either. You stab at your holster again, remember to flip the safety on, and get it in on the third try. "Take care of my crew," you say numbly. "Buy them the wet stuff, none of that kibble bullshit. Tell Sanya I was shipped to HappyTown or something. Leavenworth is a dirty thing for a fourteen year old to think about."

    And just like that, you limp away from them, back to the Rolling Court Martial (not so fucking funny anymore, but you're forced to suppress a bout of mad laughter just thinking about it,) and use it as support to limp through the halls and towards the stairs.

    >what the fuck did I just do
    >I need to talk to somebody but... who?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:42 No.18046591

    I knew I had seen that somewhere before. It's part of a larger story, which I'm pretty sure I saw on a magazine's website at some point, so on googling it, I found this:


    It's split up over 3 forum posts, with that in the middle.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:42 No.18046597
    Well, we can give it juice boxes.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:43 No.18046600
    Sometimes, even pilots need a friend.

    Where the fuck is Mee a foo jay?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:43 No.18046601
    >dancing with the devil head on
    Don't you mean dancing with the angels?
    You have no idea how much I want to cover angels in spoiler text.
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)20:43 No.18046606

    Go read about the B-36. The Peacemaker could easily out-maneuver F-86 Sabers at operating altitude, when it wasn't just straight outrunning them.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:43 No.18046607
    flee to plane
    get crew
    go flying
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:43 No.18046608
    >what the fuck did I just do?
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    >what the fuck did I just do

    We need some time alone. Whatever happens happens, but we seriously can't deal with anyone now.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:43 No.18046612
    What INFORMATION did we glean from that, pray tell?

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:43 No.18046615
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:43 No.18046618
    >The fuck did I just do


    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:44 No.18046622
    >what the fuck did I just do
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:44 No.18046625
    Fucking mission. Let's find that goddamn alium signal.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:44 No.18046629
    Go mope with...
    >Sakabroto is no
    >Trude angry
    >Shirley is... yeah.
    >MIYAFUGI. Give her day old snapple or something.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)20:44 No.18046631
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    gimme about an hour more.

    YES. THIS.

    From now on when questioned about anything THIS is our answer.

    >Wake up in bed with the hartmann twins
    >Ursula wasnt even supposed to be on base.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:44 No.18046632
    Anyone else thinking that the whole being kept in the dark thing wasn't going to turn into some sort of giant shitstorm? Perhaps they just wanted to confirm suspicions before being all "Your a wizard, MC."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:44 No.18046639
    Acquire Sean and Ian. There's aliums to be killed and if we're going out we're going out just as fast as we came in.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:44 No.18046641


    You won't be able to get off the ground in time, but you can always snuggle with your waifu.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:44 No.18046642
    Well, stairs are a bit of a problem.

    I say hang out there and contemplate the meaning of life or some shit until someone comes along who can give us a hand.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:44 No.18046643
    >what the fuck did I just do
    Christ, We need a drink
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)20:45 No.18046644
    we'll just roll on outta this place and

    I dunno sit on the flightline
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:45 No.18046645

    Can't talk to our crew... it may put them in danger.

    Can't talk to the girls, not even yoshika.


    >What the fuck did I just do.

    Wheel out somewhere quiet, maybe the runway and just watch the waves or birds for a while.

    >Also pulling the shoot me card

    Love you so much, planefag
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:45 No.18046646
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:45 No.18046648
    >Disregard witches
    >Acquire pants
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:45 No.18046649
    I think this is the best idea. At least that way we're mobile.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:45 No.18046651
    Fucks are never given, Pilot. Complete the Mission.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:45 No.18046654

    Wait, we have a mission beyond GUILT TRIP, ACQUIRE INFO? Granted, we didn't get shit in terms of info...
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)20:45 No.18046655
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:45 No.18046656
    PF did. But then everyone was BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE and things kind of went tits up after that.

    Eh, I like the drama better anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:45 No.18046657
    Complete that fucking mission. Get the Widow prepped for that triangulation flight.

    Even if we can't fly it, Chuck should be able to fly it well enough for an ELINT flight if not for combat.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:46 No.18046658
    Uh, we are high on DRUGS and have a shot up leg. I do not think we can into flying.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:46 No.18046659
    Lost it.
    [x] what the fuck
    We are in the CELLAR. Find the WINE RACKS. Turn them into BOOKSHELVES.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:46 No.18046660

    If we are to ride this train wreck to its final destination then we should go wheel ourselves in and confront Patton about this directly. If we muck about for any length of time we'll just get wheeled off by the MPs mid conversation, so I say; To Patton!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:46 No.18046662

    We need to go to the one person here who will listen to us and treat us with respect.

    While we are at it, she could use some noseart.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:46 No.18046667
    >What the fuck did I just do?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:46 No.18046669
    >Buy them the wet stuff, none of that kibble bullshit.
    Have I ever mentioned how much I like you when you're not rolling around in our buttfrustration like a pig in slop?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:46 No.18046672

    We still have shit to do.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)20:46 No.18046674
    >Get talking to MEEEYAFOOOJEEEEE
    or trude.

    Yeah. trude
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:46 No.18046677
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    I'm guessing we're going to drink our troubles away until Yoshika comes by to cheer us up somehow?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:47 No.18046679
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:47 No.18046682
    We are most certainly not unloading our personal bullshit on Yoshika. She's like fifteen, for the love of fuck.

    >istsDVi Luke

    Fuck you, Luke. Sideways.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:47 No.18046683

    Oh wait! This!

    Mission comes first.

    Find Miyafuji to seal that hole in our belly. Then go up to find out the source of that transmission.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:47 No.18046685

    Oh wait, signal finding mission. My bad. Yeah, we should probably go do that.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:47 No.18046686

    That came from the discussion thread.

    But damn if he didn't put it in perfect positioning
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:48 No.18046695
    I like this. Let's find Patton, see if we can meet Patton's Girls.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:48 No.18046702
    So, I know it wouldn't be popular, and I sure as hell knew PF wasn't going do it, but I've just got to say this:
    I think it would have been rather neat, from a gameplay perspective (I know, bad word, but you get what I mean), if MC had killed them both, and we'd ended up having to avoid suspicion and possibly kill the other witches in order to escape.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm sure this will be interesting too, and it certainly doesn't cut off the storyline so quickly, but it still would have been pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:48 No.18046704
    >Find Lil' Sis
    >Heal hole in belly
    >Go up and find the source of that transmission
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:48 No.18046705
    We still gotta murder the fuck out of a certain martian transmitter.
    We should do that
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:48 No.18046708
    We are drugged and injured. No flying. Maybe not even stairs.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:48 No.18046713
    And take Minna and Sakmoto along, just to show we don't give a fuck
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:49 No.18046716
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:49 No.18046720

    If we had the option to break off into a BAD ENDU, that would be fine. But only a few people would have enjoyed that path.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:49 No.18046722
    I think this has some merit. Or at least try to stick close to the guy, so the witches can't kidnap up or anything.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:49 No.18046723

    Alcohol is mankind's oldest friend. It has never abandoned us, and always comforts us in our hours of need.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:49 No.18046726
    Hit the cellar, grab a bottle or three of something nice, head back up and do the mission. Fuck everything we're drinking mid flight.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:49 No.18046727
    reported for deliberate trolling
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:50 No.18046735
    >what the fuck did I just do
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:50 No.18046742
    ...And then highway to the danger zone kicked in on my iTunes. This is a sign: FLYING TIME.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)20:50 No.18046744
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:50 No.18046745

    Because we always mix our morphine with alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:50 No.18046746
    Go hide in the fridge.
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)20:50 No.18046748
    You know, this actually being online early enough to participate in the quest is pretty fun...

    I say we need some alonetime. Let's go find a hiding space, kick Francesca out of it and get some thinking done. We've got shit to figure out, and we probably need a few hours to cool the fuck down before we're in any condition to talk to anyone, which is the second thing we should do.

    Once we're ready, we get our crew and Chuck, and talk gnome. They might not believe you, but we'll make them believe us, if anything we'll likely be confirming that the weird shit that they've had happen in their lives is all the sudden related.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:50 No.18046749
    find the goddamn white mage
    get in the goddamn plane
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:50 No.18046750
    It doesn't make sense from a character perspective. MC MIGHT shoot those two under the influence of drugs and rage, but he wouldn't be able to live with himself after, and certainly wouldn't be able to go all solid snake on the rest of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:51 No.18046758
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:51 No.18046760
    We have a hole in our leg, we're not trained in commando tactics or infantry combat beyond the bare basics, and you want to fight out of a castle crawling not just with Witches but the fucking No. 8 Commando and whatever specops (Holy shit it's Otto Skorzeny and the SS come to back up Rommel) might have been gathered here?

    That is beyond stupid, and would not last, given that some of those commandos likely are Warlocks themselves, given their desert shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:51 No.18046765
    That was powerful, planefag. Awesome scene. I got all excited and sweated in unusual spots.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:51 No.18046767
    Yeah, I know it came from the discussion thread. It was partly my idea.

    Someone else raised the possibility earlier in the thread as well, but the list of last requests was my addition.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:51 No.18046769

    Compromise: Go hide in the fridge with Miyafuji and booze.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:51 No.18046773


    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:52 No.18046774
    Let's not fly today. We're high, got a shot up leg, and still haven't sorted out this shitstorm. Let's find Miyafuji, get some booze, and (hopefully) talking to her will calm us down a bit.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)20:52 No.18046776
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    How the fuck do we get up the stairs?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:52 No.18046780
    I'm imagining this turning out like that one mission from Ace Combat 6. We fly out there alone and SUDDENLY FUCKLOADS OF MARTIANS. When all seems lost, all of the witches show up and they get to be the heroes for once.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:52 No.18046781
    Yes actually We've done that every time.

    Really though let's hit the cellar and just steal a few bottles for later. Go see Miyafuji or whoever.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:52 No.18046783
    Clearly we fly.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:52 No.18046784
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:52 No.18046786
    MC's drug is flying or alcohol.

    Lets go fly that triangulation mission.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:53 No.18046792

    And Rommel. Don't forget to invite Rommel.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:53 No.18046794
    Much like the space marine and the early DFalek: we don't
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:53 No.18046795
    We have gnome powers, a machine beneath us, and we ARE HIGH AS FUCK

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:53 No.18046796
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:53 No.18046798
    >Drinking games with Miyafuji
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:53 No.18046803
    reported for deliberate trolling
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:53 No.18046805
    By using wheels on an inclined plane obviously, we're a gnome, we have ourselves two simple machines, that means it's a complex device and we should be able to operate it as we will.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:54 No.18046806
    Booze in the cellar and chilling at the base of the stairs?

    Like it or not, we cannot into climbing in a wheelchair.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:54 No.18046807
    I'm really set against dumping any of this shit onto Miyafuji. She doesn't deserve to have to deal with our shit, considering all that she's had to go through already.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:54 No.18046810
    Man the softie in me painted this picture of the MC struggling to get up the stairs, adrenaline rush broken with the tension, and then Minna and Mio just coming along and helping him up it without a word.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:54 No.18046819
    >Kicks our ass because morphine
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:54 No.18046820
    If we hang out with anybody, we don't tell them shit. Not even the other witches, ESPECIALLY not other pilots. Bringing them into this will only make things harder for them, and it might make them investigate whether or not THEY have magic as well.

    Bad all around. Keep it to ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:54 No.18046821
    We can discuss tits!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:55 No.18046827
    Let's see Rommel. He can handle this shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:55 No.18046828
    THIS. The fuck, guys.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:55 No.18046834
    If we do go and find Miyafuji can we make sure we don't say anything not need it. Like "hey, I just did something really stupid that may or may not get me killed. Woooo."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:55 No.18046835

    Seconding. Make sure to fit as much beer as possible in the fridge with us and Miyafoojee so we can keep the door closed.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:55 No.18046838
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    >end result
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:55 No.18046839
    We lean to one side and roll the chair up the handrail.

    Like a boss.
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    In a purely professional manner, of course.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)20:55 No.18046844
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:56 No.18046846
    Discuss our situation with the wine of the wine cellar.

    Booze always listens.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)20:56 No.18046848
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    You clatter up the stairs, dragging your bum leg behind you, barely feeling the pain. Still leaning on the chair, you limp out to the only woman on the whole fucking base who's not a backstabbing lying traitorous unappreciative whore bitch slut liar liar liar liar LIAR LIAR PANTS ON - oh wait guess not, right?

    That strikes you as incredibly funny, and a few engineers give you funny looks as you limp past, with no pants on, bent half-way over a wheelchair laughing like a fucking madman.

    Captain Lassitude is working on your fighter again, and he informs you, in his brief Aussie accent, that you really did a number on the powerplants last night by hitting War Emergency Power. They're still replacing the spark plugs; (which they do after every flight anyways, if they can help it,) because most of the night was spent tearing the powerplants half-apart checking for damage and replacing every gasket and O-Ring they could lay tools on.

    You laboriously drag yourself up your cockpit ladder and fish out your Emergency Liquor.

    "We meet again, Scotch," you whisper. "There can be only one victor!"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:57 No.18046856
    So who's next on the line of command? Trude, Erica? We get to them and explain we may need a few votes when the assembly comes for a report.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:57 No.18046857
    Let's not into booze. We're already barely functional. Knowing our luck, we'll have to fight sometime soon.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:57 No.18046859
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)20:57 No.18046861
    again, suggesting we find trude.

    Or fly ourselves to another dimension.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:57 No.18046870

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:58 No.18046872
    Booze always listens.

    Drink it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:58 No.18046874

    "How soon can we fly? We've got signal to triangulate."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:58 No.18046879

    This is how it should be..

    The MC, straddling his woman, in an epic confrontation with an thirty year old rival.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:58 No.18046882
    I really think that we should write a letter to Patton or someone explaining the result, and give it to someone reliable, maybe one of the mechanics, with instructions to deliver it if we disappear or anything.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:58 No.18046883
    Trude and Charlotte. So one bitch who set us up and another who is a god damned mood hurricane. Not ideal.
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    >the only woman on the whole fucking base who's not a backstabbing lying traitorous unappreciative whore bitch slut liar liar liar liar LIAR LIAR PANTS ON - oh wait guess not, right?

    Ah, MC, you're such an idiot and I love you so.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:58 No.18046887
    Fuck fighting, why should we fight alongside traitorous bitches like them?

    They broke us, if they want us functional time to fix us.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:58 No.18046889
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:59 No.18046897
    Repair the engines completely by punching them once.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:59 No.18046898
    MC x P-61 OTP
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)20:59 No.18046904
    planefag: we voted for the acquisition of information as well as guilt. We learned nothing here.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:59 No.18046908
    We should keep this quiet, I mean who knows if the other witch's aren't trained or informed to kill warlocks on sight.

    we need to be alone right now. Or maybe we can try to find a way to steal chucks plane and go looking for a place to make a new name for our self like the clockmaker.

    Really there is little we can do other than go to the generals and let them know what we are and that others like us most likely have been killed because of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:59 No.18046915

    Drain the booze supplies of the ENTIRE FUCKING BASE
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)20:59 No.18046916
    She in on it. They all are.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:00 No.18046919

    We voted to TRY data and guilt.

    Minna kind of made us give up on the info part.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:00 No.18046923

    Whats the point?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:00 No.18046925
    We learned that Minna and Mio are /r9k/ tier bitches. That's something, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:00 No.18046926
    Remember this is the woman we love. Sit in plane and get pissingly drugged. Don't realize we're in the air until it's too late.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:00 No.18046931
    >there can be only one

    And now's when we hallucinate our liquor talking in Sean Connery's voice as it lectures us on our immortality - I mean, gnomeness.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:01 No.18046933

    We aren't gonna risk our baby like that. She's not a part of this.

    We're staying on the ground.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:01 No.18046934
    This might work, but we'd have to be sure they wouldn't open it.

    I don't think it works that way; we can realize what's wrong with it, but if fixing it requires new spark plugs then I think we're fucked.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:01 No.18046938
    Because that's when we're at our best. When we're fighting. We don't fight FOR anyone.

    We fight because that's just what we do.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:01 No.18046939
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    So we literally cannot trust any of the witches, and we can't tell our crew...

    Time to sulk in Eila's and Sanya's bed for a few hours, maybe a few days
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:01 No.18046943
    oh piss off, tripfag
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:02 No.18046948
    Trude or Shirley are about the only ones who could really talk to us about this sort of stuff. Both already have a good idea about what we are, and neither has to make the actual Command Decision regarding what to do with us under witch SOP.

    Or, we could just stay in the cockpit and drink, and hope that Minna (knowing the same thing) decides to send one of them on a diplomatic mission to our sovereign domain.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:02 No.18046949
    Sweet brown medicine, take the pain away.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)21:02 No.18046951
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    Well then. let us discuss our problems with the only one we could trust.


    >MC drunk like a skunk
    >Plane engines iddling.
    >MC Leaning against the cowlings.
    >*enginge noises*
    >"Yeah, I love you too."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:02 No.18046952
    Clearly, you are not a resident of /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:02 No.18046953
    >tell generals that we're a wizard
    >generals: So? Of course you are, why do you think we put your aircrew together?
    >High Command already knew, were sending Warlock-candidates into suicide missions to see who lived and was a Wizard, and who died and wasn't
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:02 No.18046955
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:02 No.18046958
    to get back at the witches if they do anything bad to us
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:03 No.18046959
    Okay, so we get to the naive ones and explain that we may or may not be in trouble, drunk and on pain meds alll at the same time. Luchinni/Yeager is still a thing here, right?

    They should accost their respective superior officers trying to find out things and drive them to bury this whole ordeal as just a minor disciplinary offense.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:03 No.18046971
    >Telling someone else to piss off

    No u
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:04 No.18046976

    Shithead Defense Force out in full strength tonight.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:04 No.18046977
    Screw that, we sulk in Minna's and Sakamoto's bed for a while. Let's see them have to sleep on the floor.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:04 No.18046980

    And drag them into this mess?

    They're still kids, they do not need this shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:04 No.18046981
    Trude's too much of a mess right now, and Shirley's fucking complicit. She had as good an opportunity to tell us as anyone, probably better, since she seems to have been the first one to notice.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:04 No.18046982
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:04 No.18046983

    I laughed.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)21:04 No.18046986
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    I like how we went to comforting sanya to being just as broken as she was.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:04 No.18046987
    Oop missed one.

    How does that dick you love so much taste?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:04 No.18046989
    >drifting through the sky
    >under attack
    >plane starts shooting down martians by itself
    >we're too deep in our drink to notice
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:05 No.18046995
    I giggled.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:05 No.18046998

    What we need to do is go and RIGHT NOW find Perinne and trap her in the fridge. Then tell Ian to go get us a sandwich.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:06 No.18047002

    Nah, Sanya doesn't have the kind of friends we've got.

    She doesn't have the perfect loyalty of an old scotch.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:06 No.18047003
    No way are we dragging those kids into it. They've already got to deal with the reality of being child soldiers.
    Pulling them into this mess in any way is not acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:06 No.18047006
    Please just go back to /v/.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:06 No.18047007
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    >>drifting through the sky
    >>under attack
    >>plane starts shooting down martians by itself
    >>we're too deep in our drink to notice
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:06 No.18047008
    >They're still kids, they do not need this shit.

    Which is the point. This shit will get buried fast if it threatens morale. We probably get the nice meds and executive action until we recover.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:06 No.18047010
    He's using a trip outside his own thread. That's unacceptable.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:07 No.18047016
    We should see how that newspaper played out...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:07 No.18047019
    >>>drifting through the sky
    >>>under attack
    >>>plane starts shooting down martians by itself
    >>>we're too deep in our drink to notice
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:07 No.18047023
    ...jesus fuck, man. No, we won't be that kind of shithead.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:07 No.18047024
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    >mfw MC uses kids as ammo
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:07 No.18047032
    who the fuck cares? we are not /b/ or /v/ here at /tg/ we love some tripfags
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:07 No.18047033
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    As funny as that sounds, nah. Perrine's probably busy trying to force damage control onto everybody that doesn't care. Newspaper picture and all.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:07 No.18047035
    Whatever we do, we need to do it in the presence of as many people as possible. I don't want us getting disappeared without anyone knowing.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:08 No.18047043
    speak for your fucking self
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)21:09 No.18047048
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    You slug at the Scotch, coughing, and contemplate your pistol.

    Machine Affinity.

    It makes sense. You like machines.

    You like the powerplant, all snarling fury and roaring power, a device powered by thousands of tiny explosions a minute harnessed by complex ingenuity; the melding of skill and technique and passion into a beautiful whole. Powerplants are temperamental, as suit the heart of the machine.

    The guns, however... you examine your .45, dropping the slide and ejecting the chambered round. Your fucking ears are STILL ringing, but whatever.

    Guns. Guns rarely fail. You like cleaning them because of that - watching the smooth oiled precision of the bolt or slide as you pull them back, the simple, clean operation of the mechanism. Elegantly simple devices made for a singular purpose.

    You like that, too.

    Machines always deliver their part if you do yours. Unlike certain Witches you can literally shed blood for time and again only to be seen as a fucking... puppy dog.

    You take another slug on the Sotch and bite your lip as your eyes burn. Looking left and right with suspicion, you sink down into your cockpit to conceal yourself from view.

    And then you cry.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:09 No.18047050

    We've already made an impression. If we disappear tomorrow, the witches will remember.

    Right now, we gotta get our shit straight. And by that, I mean we gotta get piss drunk until the plane dispenses wisdom.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:09 No.18047051
    I am all for having The Talk with Ian and Sean immediately. They're at risk because of us.

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:09 No.18047052
    Maybe some, but that particular one is acting like a dickhead.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:09 No.18047056

    You seem to be the only one giving a shit, so I take it it's perfectly acceptable. Now get back to being a pilot.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:09 No.18047058
    I dunno, going out drunk while deep inside the love of our life sounds like a pretty good way to go to me, only thing that'd make it better is doing it while straddled by a beautiful woman.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:09 No.18047059
    Such is the way of

    At least until we get into Erica levels of not giving a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:09 No.18047060
    >I'm new to this board, but I'll act like I'm not

    I'm from /a/ and all, but fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:09 No.18047061
    >>>>>drifting through the sky
    >>>>>under attack
    >>>>>plane starts shooting down martians by itself
    >>>>>we're too deep in our drink to notice
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:09 No.18047063
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:09 No.18047064
    What the fuck is the point, huh? If THE MAN (or THE WITCH, as the case may be) wants us disappeared, what the fuck do you expect Ian or Sean or Chuck or any of the witches that might be sympathetic to us do?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:10 No.18047067
    I teared slightly.

    It's raining.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)21:10 No.18047068
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    Soo.... if P61 is our waifu.
    Can this be the cute mistress we hide?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:10 No.18047069
    That doesn't necessitate the Fluffer Brigade popping out of the woodwork anytime they are addressed with something other than blind adoration.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:10 No.18047074
    We need to get inside our woman and remain there for several days on end, only pausing to come out for snacks
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)21:11 No.18047080

    I once saw a writefag called out IN HIS OWN FUCKING THREAD. I shit you not.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)21:11 No.18047081
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    Do we also like reloading in the middle of battle?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:11 No.18047085
    Let's just chill. Sit on the wing of our bird, drink a bit. Maybe chat with a few people to take our mind off this shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:11 No.18047086

    Are you suggesting adultery?

    On our turbosupercharged Black widow? The same one that saved our asses hundreds of times?'

    You make me sick.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:11 No.18047091
    That... That was beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:11 No.18047092
    And shooting down martian scum.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:11 No.18047095
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:12 No.18047100
    I'm a native, you cunt.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:12 No.18047101
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:12 No.18047103
    I wouldn't even be mad. That's either stupid, ballsy or some mixture of the two that I'd only be impressed.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:12 No.18047106
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    Nah, man. Nah.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:13 No.18047107
    God damn, son.

    God damn.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:13 No.18047108
    I am all kinds of aboard this train.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:13 No.18047109
    Welp. I guess the decision's pretty much made for us at this point. Drink, cry, and let Minna be the one to face the WAT DO for once.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:13 No.18047111

    They might not come through but we arent Witches, we always follow through on the things we say we'll do, and right now we have a damn mission to fly. So pick your ass up, start your engines and taste the sky once again, because quite frankly it might be the last chance you get.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:13 No.18047113
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:13 No.18047116

    Dude... Green text it man... People will actually think you're serious if ya don't.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:13 No.18047120
    The best part is we don't even have to leave her for that.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:13 No.18047121
    >Inb4 we get our shit slapped by Patton
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:13 No.18047125
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:14 No.18047127
    fucking lol'd.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)21:14 No.18047128
    No. no.
    Not adultery.


    P61, p38, Charlottes bike.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:14 No.18047131
    Come on, does anyone think obviously unprovoked caps is serious anymore?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:14 No.18047132
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    >The rich ojou-sama
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:14 No.18047135
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:14 No.18047136
    >Implying I'm not serious

    I don't know who 'Planefag' thinks he is but his stupid shit is annoying the hell out of me ITT.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:14 No.18047137
    and I think the plane would somehow shoot him
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:14 No.18047138
    Ha! Ha! Time to end up having to scramble while coked up on morphine, drunk as fuck on scotch, running God only knows how many days' worth of sleep deficit, and half-blinded by tears!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:14 No.18047139
    That was probably incorrect, but I'd call you out if you used yours in a different thread. I like this quest a lot, but the trip's only justified here.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:15 No.18047142
    >not "Oh look, it's raining. In the cockpit. Must be magic."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:15 No.18047146

    Harem mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:15 No.18047148
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    >watching the smooth oiled precision of the bolt or slide as you pull them back
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:15 No.18047155

    "And that makes seventeen kills, with four probables."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:16 No.18047159
    I get the impression that he's just too exhausted for even that level of bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:16 No.18047162
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    >Minna's face when she finds us drunk out of our minds and living in the P-61
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)21:16 No.18047166

    What about Chuck's Mustang, we touched her in ways that she's never been touched before.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:16 No.18047169
    >wake up next mourning with MOH
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:17 No.18047174
    "ya hear that, girl! We killed a lotta martians! I'm gonna marry you when we land."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:17 No.18047175
    I say let's tell Sean and Ian. They're pretty cool, they don't even really need to believe us, so long as they realize that some serious shit might be brewing.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)21:17 No.18047182
    >wake up next morning with LOA

    and then we eat it for breakfast
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:17 No.18047188
    >What about Chuck's Mustang, we touched her in ways that she's never been touched before.
    Stealing another pilots plane? Have we no honor?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:18 No.18047191
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    "I give and I give and I give and you just treat me like a child!"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:18 No.18047194
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:18 No.18047195

    Hey, he asked us to. It's legit.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)21:18 No.18047196
    DUde, we dont steal another man's plane.

    Sure there was that one time. but chuck gave permission.

    But then again, he looked like he was having fun watching
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:18 No.18047197
    Tell no one. This is between us and our bird.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:18 No.18047198
    Just in case we have any left afterwards, we'll bone his sister in it.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)21:19 No.18047202
    It's not stealing if you're invited... and he explicitly told the MC to get in the cockpit, pervert that he is.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:19 No.18047204
    Why are you talking about me when I finished MLA?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:19 No.18047210
    Naw, lets drink until we pass out. THEN we tell Sean and Ian.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:19 No.18047211

    No. We bone Chuck on Shirley's bike to get back at her.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:19 No.18047215
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:19 No.18047216
    Fuck no. She's the bitchiest bitch of them all; the one who got us into this mess in the first palce.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:20 No.18047219
    Chuck's into watching other men work his machines.

    What a dirty, dirty man.
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    I cant...

    No... We must...
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)21:20 No.18047227
    "oh Mc-kun, ride me like the town plane that i am~
    My pistons are moving on their own~"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)21:20 No.18047230
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    MC, Mustang-chan, chuck NTR

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:20 No.18047231
    >implying ALL THE WITCHES wouldn't pay to see that
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:21 No.18047235
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:21 No.18047238
    This is our reaction to EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:21 No.18047240

    Shirley might have a problem with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:21 No.18047244
    Our revenge on them will be not letting them see.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:22 No.18047248
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    >no, don't fool around with my engines

    >if you keep doing that so lewdly I'll

    >Ah, ah

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/21/12(Tue)21:22 No.18047249
    >My pistons are moving on their own~"
    I've been waiting for that, just for that
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:22 No.18047253
    >implying it's not an appropriate reaction to the shit that's been shoved on our plate
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:22 No.18047255
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:22 No.18047257
    >No. We bone Shirley's bike on Chuck to get back at her.

    Fixed that for ya.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:22 No.18047260
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:23 No.18047270
    "Your pilot doesn't know how to fly you like this, does he?"


    "He doesn't know that you handle a special way when you're at the slightest angle, like I do. He can't do this, like I can..."


    "Admit it. I'm better for you."


    And then Chuck sees us painting a picture of his plane on the nose of our plane.
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:23 No.18047274

    our revenge is not wiping the bike off after.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/21/12(Tue)21:23 No.18047276
    I lost it
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    srsly u guise
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)21:24 No.18047285
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    "kyaaa what are we going to do on the field!"
    crash =3
    "My rescue crews are moving on thier own!~"
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)21:24 No.18047289
    "AH! My throttle is in-increasing! I can't stop moving! Give me that fuel!"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:24 No.18047290
    >And then Chuck sees us painting a picture of our plane on the nose of his plane.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)21:25 No.18047293
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    You crack one eye, and look over the side. Eila is standing by the nose of your plane, looking up at you.

    You stretch luxuriously, re-settling your head against the pillow you bribed an MP to fetch you - among other things. You're laying on the nose of your fighter, comfortable as hell. The angle of your cockpit glass is perfect for casual reclining, once a pillow is added to it.

    "Can I talk to you?"

    You snort, and jerk your thumb at the hand-lettered sign you taped onto the cockpit access ladder: "CLUB GHOSTRIDER - GNOMES ONLY."

    "I- I wanted to thank you for what you did for Sanya," she says hesitantly. "And... uh... I'm sorry for the thing, uh, in the bath-"

    You slowly rotate your head to look at her.

    "You are not," you say firmly.

    ".... yeah you're rightaboutthat," she admits hastily. "But still, you know?"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:25 No.18047295
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    Hey, stop that, we've got an very emotionally disturbed MC right now who really needs our support.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/21/12(Tue)21:25 No.18047299
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:26 No.18047308
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:26 No.18047314
    >"And... uh... I'm sorry for the thing, uh, in the bath-"
    Someone remind me what this thing was.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:26 No.18047315
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047316
    Thank god for hard liquor.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047317
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047318
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    Fucking lost it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047320
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    I don't have a real reaction image, but that's adorable.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047324
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    >she isn't sorry for attempting to rape us
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047326

    "Was nothin'... She didn't deserve that shit."

    Turn about and settle in more comfortably.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047327
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    what are we gonna in the sky?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047329
    Eilia and Shirley tried to rape MC in the bath.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047333

    Large quantities of molestation

    Annoyingly, not on our volition.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047334
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047335
    She, Charlotte, and one other (name escapes me) tried to rape us.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047336
    Time to ask how Sanya's doing!

    Then back to being a heartbroken, bellicose bastard.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.18047337
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    I.. Is this bitch serious? No. No I don't fucking know. GTFO of here before I upside you in the head with my bottle of scotch. I'm trying to have a private moment with P-61-chan. Come back when you're really sorry and I might give a shit.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:28 No.18047347
    The role of Elia will be performed tonight by female James Woods.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:28 No.18047351
    Oh god!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:28 No.18047354
    Please do not interrupt me while I'm with my girl

    >drunkenly turn back and stroke the airframe
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:28 No.18047355
    "Now go away, I'm in a drink contest. With meself. And I'm losing."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:28 No.18047356
    "How's Pipsqueak doing?"

    Not that we, like, CARE or anything. Sheesh.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:28 No.18047358

    Give her a nod, then tell her we came here to avoid people.

    I mean, we put up a sign and everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:28 No.18047359
    She, and a couple other Witches, attempted to molest us when we joined them in the hot springs under the castle.
    Now that I type that I'm not sure who is really at fault...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:29 No.18047362
    Ask how Sanya is doing.

    Tell her to apologize to Sanya for not being able to shut down the transmission anytime soon.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:29 No.18047363

    The plane is our waifu

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:29 No.18047364
    "Our Girl", not P-61-chan, but yes this works.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:29 No.18047365

    >Implying we aren't winning the drinking contest.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:29 No.18047368
    Roger that.
    Oh crap she's TRYING TO MAKE A MOVE ON US
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:29 No.18047369
    So, is it morning yet? We haven't been arrested or disappeared yet, this is a good sign.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:29 No.18047370
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:29 No.18047377
    We could always let her join us in the fuselage. After all, she found us. Maybe it would be nice to have some company after all.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:30 No.18047378
    And if we had had our heads on straight we would have given in and enjoyed a Witch orgy.

    Ah well.

    Also, I like how we're now wearing Gnome as a badge of honor.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:30 No.18047380
    Not likely. She's obsessed unhealthily with Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:30 No.18047383
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    It was Miyafuji

    She served us on a silver platter to the girls!

    That little troll! I am proud and angry in equal measure.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/21/12(Tue)21:30 No.18047388

    >Remember we have /a/ in the thread

    Oh gods prepare for "SLUT!"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:30 No.18047395
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.18047397
    We give less fucks, Gentlemen. Just stare up at the beautiful sun that we should be flying in until sparklebitch leaves.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.18047398

    >sudden realization

    Oh Crap... she did point us...

    ... That smarmy...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.18047399
    I still say it was stupid to go in with a blindfold.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.18047400
    Yeah but they only operate the radios and guns.
    They're like... a hairdresser and personal trainer.
    We're the Pilot.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.18047403
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    She wanted our cock.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.18047411
    Seriously. She also was the one that really sold Ian into the Perrine armor trap. With proper training, she can get up to - gasp! - pilot levels of trolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.18047413
    Oh come on, we aren't that ret-

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:32 No.18047415
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    Yes. Yesss...
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)21:32 No.18047416
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    ow ow ow ow ow
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:32 No.18047417
    If all she wants to do is chill, let her. Otherwise, accept her thanks, tell her to apologize to Sanya for us, and politely let her know we kind of want to be alone right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:32 No.18047420
    "So. How's Sanya."

    All things considered, Sanya doesn't deserve some of the shit she's had to endure the past few days.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)21:32 No.18047421
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    Sluts you say?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:32 No.18047422
    Not enough to not want a piece of MC, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:32 No.18047423

    There's a witch on our plane. Time to let our good friend Mr. .45 remind her what the fuck our sign says.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:32 No.18047429
    Our plane is not a slut!

    Ian and Sean are bros. We wouldn't let them just not have any.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/21/12(Tue)21:33 No.18047431
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    I don't really understand, i'm getting really tired of these witches doing whatever the fuck they want to us and then giving us fake shitty apologies to make it "okay". Just because you made an attempt at using your face hole to make the word "sorry" doesn't mean you actually are and doesn't give you the right to push us around however you wish.

    Christ we're a pilot its about time we got some god damn respect around here.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:33 No.18047432
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:33 No.18047433
    That just proves that Yoshika is indeed the best little sister, it's not like she could have known they'd try to rape us, she just knew that there were girls in the bath and gave us a little surprise gift.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:33 No.18047437

    No, we aren't drawing on a little girl who came over here to make nice.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:33 No.18047439
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    NO NO NO

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:33 No.18047440
    She's outside, numbnuts. We are in the nose.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/21/12(Tue)21:33 No.18047446

    I know you all too well, /a/
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:33 No.18047449
    nah. see
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)21:34 No.18047453
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    Pilots can fix that.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)21:34 No.18047461
    Oi. mai dominazi waifu is not a slut.
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)21:35 No.18047468

    Her trolling is strong for one so young... We must teach her the ways of the pilot. We need to get her a flight jacket to go with her slacks and aviators, she will then be an honorary member of the crew, privy to and part of all major pranks and trolling from now on.

    We will teach her. She will become strong. She will become PILOT.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:36 No.18047481
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    She's a slut.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:36 No.18047483
    You make being a pilot sound like some mysterious brotherhood.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)21:36 No.18047485
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    "So," you say, idly swishing around half a bottle of beer. "Whush brings you to Club Ghostridder?"

    "Well... Paddy heard that shot..."

    "Think he'll shave before he testifies at my court-mashull?" you slur before taking another pull on the beer.

    Eila shakes her head. "Nothing's happening."

    You look at her again, this time in complete disbelief.


    "NOTHING is happening," she clarifies. "Sakamoto won't say anything and Minna is kind of going around in a daze. Trude said she was like that in the bad days, on the Continent, but never since." She shrugs. "But... I know you fired a shot!"


    She holds up a brass shell casing. "Walthers don't fire .45. Only barbarian American cowboys do."

    You grunt.

    "You... want to talk about it?" she asks, a bit awkwardly. "Or just some help drinking?"

    You sigh. Eila's your best bet to make any sense of things - Trude would be much better, but she's in her own personal hell right now; you don't feel like agitating her much what with the Chris situation. On the other hand, Eila's a 15 year old grope-a-haulic.

    >no thanks
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:36 No.18047488
    No, we're on the nose, leaning on the canopy. Lrn2/readcomprehension.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:36 No.18047489
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:37 No.18047493

    Come the FUCK on, you can't expect us NOT to pick that.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:37 No.18047499

    Grab miyafuji, get WASTED

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:37 No.18047500

    why the hell not. pass her a bottle and scoot over.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:37 No.18047501
    My heart says talk it over with her.

    My brain says planefag wouldn't tempt us like that if he didn't have something delicious planned.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:37 No.18047504
    Sure, why not everybody else seems to know what's going on other then me anyways.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.18047505
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.18047506
    You know what. Why the fuck not.

    Make sure she knows what she's getting into, and don't hang her out to dry with you with too much baggage. She's still just a kid, thought the MC only three years her senior.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.18047509

    She's aviators material.

    We should talk with her in general terms.

    "Minna and Sakamoto were holding out on me, I needed to get their attention."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.18047510
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    >Barbarian American Cowboys
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.18047511
    Only if it's the groping game.
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.18047512

    Spoken like a ground pounder.

    It's like you don't know us at all.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.18047513
    >no thanks
    "I roll alone." *hic*
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.18047515
    >no thanks
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.18047516
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    "Let's play a game"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.18047518

    Make it a drinking game, and I'm in
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.18047520
    Time to play drinking games with an underaged girl. There's no way this can go poorly.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.18047525
    Meh, why not, drinkin' buddy's always nice, at least.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.18047527
    >Scoot over.
    >On our plane.
    >Club Ghostrider and Waifu.
    Get the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.18047528
    >that's at least still probable in that time
    Man, I'm too used to jumping at that word.

    Anyways, yeah sure why not.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.18047529
    >Eila haet cucumber
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.18047531
    I thought Eila was 15?
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.18047533
    This sounds good, but only if she agrees to the pants. No self-respecting pilot goes around not wearing pants that much (it's only for special circumstances).
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.18047534

    We're a man, and more importantly we're a Pilot. We don't discuss our problems with womenfolk. Womenfolk make our problems worse.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.18047535
    WELP. Mission "Guilt trip the fuck out of Minna" is a resounding success.


    Why not talk. If we're not getting shot, might as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.18047538

    >> Will 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.18047539
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    Wha? Eila is saying this? There must be some ulterior motive, some scheme...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.18047540
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.18047542
    bad luck to drink alone.

    >pass out
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.18047543
    "You see that sign? See how it says 'GNOME'?"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:40 No.18047548

    Play a game.

    The only winning move is not to play.

    As the game is "Grabby Hands."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:40 No.18047549
    Well, no need to make enemies.

    "Well, some things got said, some people got upset, and I'm probably going to be going away soon, so if you wanted to pants me or something you'd best hurry up and do it."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:40 No.18047551
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    >Everyone falling into a pattern that planefag laid.

    Should not want. Only thing left is watch the wreck.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:40 No.18047553

    Shush... She can be a gnome too if she can hold her liquor.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/21/12(Tue)21:40 No.18047558
    Just don't try to out drink her. Bad end when you try to outdrink a Finn
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:40 No.18047562

    a troll will know a troll. and in times of need, will stand by their brothers and sisters.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:41 No.18047564
    But try to keep the Warlock/male magic/Witch Conspiracy down to a minimum.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:41 No.18047565

    My inner rodent brain cannot into any other option!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:41 No.18047569
    Well, we fucked the two of them up pretty good.
    >help drinking
    So, I'm thinking getting drunk with Minna and Mio. Things got out of hand, and I think they'd probably need a drink too. Besides, if things were... "defused", maybe we could get a little more explanation out of them.

    After all, we didn't get jack shit out of them earlier, and we're apparently still going to have to work with them.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:41 No.18047570
    GAME is stupid-option. I mean screen-door boat stupid.
    No just timeskips to the next event.

    Let's chat with her a bit. Nothing about magic, just stuff. What's life like here? You prank all the girls or am I special?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)21:41 No.18047573
    Looks like we're actually fairly evenly split now.

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:41 No.18047574
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    >have 4chan X
    >hit F5 anyways

    I am pleasantly surprised that it was Eila instead of Trude that actually showed an interest in us.

    How many days HAS it been? Time clearly passed (pillow)
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)21:41 No.18047576

    let's find at least one friend here
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:42 No.18047579

    I talk about this, you talk about... whatever the fuck is going on with everybody else.

    Seriously, is Zucchini the only member of this squadron without some sort of latent trauma or personal issues?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:42 No.18047586
    nonononononononono bad idea
    no witches are to be trusted right now
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:42 No.18047589
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    This is going to be like

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)21:42 No.18047591
    Always better to drink with someone else than by yourself.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:42 No.18047595
    There's no way we'd be able to succeed in our current state, anyway. Despite being a 15-year-old girl and disadvantaged in a drinking match as such, we're still hopped up on morphine, have a considerable head start, and are probably skewing hard towards passing out in a heap and coming to with a hangover that would make Jesus-on-the-cross wince in sympathy pain.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:43 No.18047600
    Could we get arrested for providing alcohol, or are they outside the law?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:43 No.18047609
    Well, we might as well have a confidant, but we don't tell her much. When you tell someone something personal, you drag them into your problems. We have to have the courage to keep our own secrets from others. If it comes to it, we have to have the courage to betray our comrades.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:43 No.18047613

    Besides, we're about ready to kill our new liver if we've been drinking at a reasonable pace..

    Hey... Wait a second... With the phine, and our current pregame... We probably are on even terms for a drinking game.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:43 No.18047614
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:43 No.18047615
    I like this one
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:43 No.18047617
    They're teenage girls forced out of a war against humans, into a war against rapacious, strange aliens with superior technology.

    Of course they're going to have issues. Serious ones.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:44 No.18047620
    ...we are going to play a drinking game with a FINN.

    This is bound to be great!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:44 No.18047621

    I don't think anyone honestly gives a flying fuck in Castle McSparkles.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:44 No.18047624
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    you're about 24 threads laet to be giving a shit about the law.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:44 No.18047628
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    >You wake up from your crying stupor barely aware of your surroundings
    >as you regain consciousness you hear the plane start up
    >at this moment you feel yourself sinking into the plane, becoming one with it
    >"What the fuck is going on, am I dying or some shit?"
    >And then you hear Conrad's voice "No John, you are the plane"
    >At this moment you realize this was why Mio and Minna didn't say anything
    >They were afraid something like this might happen
    >as you start merging with the plane more and more you feel your emotions dulled and your thoughts becoming a hum
    >And then the transformation is complete
    >You are now ready to annihilate anyone who dares fuck with you
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:44 No.18047630
    As do I.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:45 No.18047632
    She is Finnish bro.

    She could drink our entire crew under the table.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:45 No.18047640

    You think we wouldn't take that as a challenge?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:46 No.18047646
    Yeah, this seems the right option.
    If you guys want to chat a bit that's fine, but she can't stay, and no drinking with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:46 No.18047652
    >Luchinni only one without issues
    Are you fucking dense?
    She's a 13-year old ripped from her home and sent to the front lines, away from everybody she knows, fighting against merciless and unknowable aliens with superior technology.

    EVERYONE has issues.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:47 No.18047654
    I'm just worried that if we get drunk with Eila, we'll let slip our newfound secret.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:47 No.18047657
    No, really. Have you ever met someone from Fennoscandia? They go at vodka like water.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:47 No.18047658
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:47 No.18047663
    It's Europe in the 1940s. There probably isn't a minimum drinking age yet. And even if there is, I figure that "old enough to kill = old enough to drink" applies.

    >kill our new liver

    It would give Meeyafoojee another opportunity to practice!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:47 No.18047664

    Ask about Sanya, see how everybody else is doing, oh hey, anybody figure out what to do about that signal yet?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:47 No.18047666


    In case you didn't notice, that's coming out in the next week at the latest
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:47 No.18047668
    >they were afraid something like this might happen
    >spaghetti comes out of our guns
    >oh god not again
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:48 No.18047671
    We wrote it on a fucking sign already dude.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:48 No.18047675

    eila would just report it to minna or mio and they know already so whatever.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:48 No.18047678
    Who gives a fuck, she probably already knows.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/21/12(Tue)21:48 No.18047682

    More like a death wish.

    >yfw 11.2% of "working class" age females that die in Finland die an alcohol related death, making it the leading cause of death in both males and females

    dem Finns man
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:49 No.18047683
    The old German dude would be the only one that could make sense of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:49 No.18047684
    gno way, man. she gknows already. Sakabro probably gknew as soon as she heard about our plane engine conditions when we first fell with grace to the sparkly base
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:49 No.18047685
    Well if they're not pressing charges and they haven't spirited us away to underground laboratories yet, we might as well find that signal.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:49 No.18047690
    >Punch sign
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:50 No.18047692
    Leading cause of death for RUSSIANS in Finland, however, is Finns.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:50 No.18047693

    Flying under the influence?

    Probably best to leave it to tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:50 No.18047694
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:50 No.18047696
    My sentiments exactly.

    Regardless of the world-wide Witch conspiracy against Wizards, we've still got a war to fight against the Martians.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:50 No.18047697
    ...and his mentor.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:50 No.18047700
    Sakamoto merely thought we were the ones that bounced the witches on that first flight without IDing ourselves, she only really started suspecting after the Sanya incident. And even then, she was all too willing to buy our hang-fire story.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:51 No.18047703
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    >flying airplane with DAKKA
    pick one
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:51 No.18047707

    Bonding time with Eila! Talk a little about it, then induct her into the air crew!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:51 No.18047708
    mix morphine and alcohol
    fly a plane
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:51 No.18047709
    >leave it to tomorrow
    lol pilot
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:51 No.18047713
    Sure! We could always use company griping about life when we're down. We're a pilot, not a loner.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/21/12(Tue)21:52 No.18047716

    Simo Häyhä is Russian kryptonite
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:52 No.18047721
    we're just flying in circles to triangulate a signal, it doesn't take much work, especially from us
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:52 No.18047722
    We've already done that, that's when we saved Sanya from the drink ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:52 No.18047723

    Yes, pilot.

    Not dumb drunk looking for accompanied suicide.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)21:52 No.18047726
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:52 No.18047727
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    I doubt many people get the gnome reference. But I am sort of eager to get this thing out so we can develop the plot.

    Pic is us.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:53 No.18047737
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:53 No.18047738
    if they aren't talking about it we won't talk about it
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:53 No.18047739
    Simo Häyhä is Batman if Batman didn't care about selling next month's comic.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:54 No.18047743
    >not giving a fuck
    >hunting us for casual sex
    >can outdrink us due to Finn

    We should be terrified of her. She may well have surpassed us already. She'd already be bouncing the other witches if Sanya wasn't there.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:54 No.18047745
    ...what's the difference?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:54 No.18047748

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:54 No.18047750
    Guys, I think it's time for a new thread
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:54 No.18047751
    This is going to be us within the next hour, isn't it?

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:55 No.18047754

    No one can out casual us at sex!

    NO ONE!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:55 No.18047760

    >hunting us fo casual sex

    no, shes just a tease.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:55 No.18047761
    Oh, yeah. We're at ~720 right now
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)21:55 No.18047762
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    welp i know when im out werfed
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:56 No.18047770
    Well I'd be up for fucking her right here on the nose, but I don't really think she's up for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:57 No.18047775
    Last time we flew the plane we flew upside down at under 500 feet right next to the cliffs of dover, which are taller than that, Sean and Ian were terrified.

    We still have absolutely no doubt that next time we decide to fly the plane, Sean and Ian will be in the proper positions.

    We all are going after accompanied suicide.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:57 No.18047779
    >Make OC for the first time in years
    >Everybody ignores it except for spaghetti guy
    Is it that bad? :<
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:57 No.18047785
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    But we haven't even...

    All of those experiences were forced upon us by a witch
    >In the broom closet with Minna
    >In the bathroom
    >In Trude's room
    All of those, attempted rape.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:57 No.18047788
    So, nobody else feels like drawing down our two superior officers and leaving one of them near catatonic is a problem? Like, as in something that if left uncorrected could potentially lead to fatalities? We're just going to wallow in our own self-pity, refusing to take responsibility for the results of our own actions?

    Smalltime, /tg/. Smalltime.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:58 No.18047797
    I'm sorry, Princess. Did you want some attention?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047804

    You think the plane would get jealous if we did a Witch right here on her nose?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047805
    It's not bad, just uninteresting.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047807
    archive time i guess?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047810

    Just as soon as we're not completely tanked up on five different sedatives and depressants at the same time.

    We're really only barely coherent here.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047812
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    Bitches don't know 'bout mai Calliope?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047820
    No, that's shit we deal with tomorrow. Right now we are, as >>18047751 puts it, NOT IN THE CONDITION TO FUCK~ let alone deal with ISSUES that cannot be resolved through CONSPICUOUS AND FRANKLY IRRESPONSIBLY HEAVY DRINKING.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047822

    The P-61 isn't called the black widow for no reason.

    It's yandere for it's pilots
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047823
    I think the old girl would understand.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047824
    Classy...she's underaged.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047825
    ...yes, we ARE smalltime. Now.

    Just you wait when we all grow up into properly fuck-ungiving death dealers of the sky, witches and us.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047826
    Thinking we probably should talk to Minna without pointing a gun at her.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:00 No.18047829
    You mean 'new thread tiem' because SO MANY FUCKING SUGGESTIONS
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:00 No.18047830
    Yes, please, I want more.>>18047805
    Oh ok... Guess I took too long and posted it too late.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)22:00 No.18047833

    Wins. Lemme make a new thread. My head is so full of fuck right now I don't even
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047851
    >. My head is so full of fuck right now
    planefag confirmed for MC
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047855
    Fuck them. They fucked us over, so we yelled at them. If they want to make trouble over it then let them, but I don't think our actions were unjustified. If they want to talk to us, they can come find us. We even put up a sign for them.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047857
    I don't know what we did, but we've succeeded.

    Tally ho! Once more unto the breach!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047861
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047862
    MC is a true asshole. Alcoholic, violent, bouncing, ill-mannered, traumatized and a plane otaku.

    By now, it is more like the Good Morning Pun Pun of quests and people only come to see how hard he is going to get fucked.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047864
    You just offered /tg/ a selection of legitimate choices and MYSTERY BOX. What did you think we were going to choose?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047865

    we all need some time to shake it off. we're drunk and still pissed as hell. doing anything now would just fuck it up worse.

    and honestly, minna being catatonic isnt really that much of a loss for the base.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047866
    >Our rockets shall block out the sun!
    >Then we shall fight in the sha-
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047868
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    Bitch please, i can one up you any day
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:02 No.18047869
    >Planefag head filled with fuck.
    What is this, I don't even.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/21/12(Tue)22:02 No.18047870

    >playing against bro in company of heros

    >elite tiger tanks and holy shit all this glorious german armor

    >he spams those fucks and rangers

    God damn it all did I rage
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:02 No.18047880
    God, I love the shit outta that movie. I've even visited the set and mockup at the Bavarian Film Studios. Fan fucking tastic.

    But I'd like to disagree. We're still conscious, and the longer we leave it to fester, the longer they'll have to brood over it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:02 No.18047883
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    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:03 No.18047886
    Eventually, yes. At this point we're barely able to speak in complete sentences.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:03 No.18047890
    Oy, PF:
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:03 No.18047892
    Haha what? This could be very bad, or very good.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:04 No.18047900
    I still think we should let her come to us. They're in the wrong here, so it's up to them to make it right.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:04 No.18047901
    Every time I see that I think
    >2x LRM-20
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:04 No.18047908
    Archived this one.

    I hope game doesn't ruin us, and I hope planefag's head full of fuck doesn't fuck us over.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:04 No.18047909
    The loss of a magical AWACs is not cause for concern regarding the combat effectiveness of our squadron?
    Are you serious? Hate her ground-side command decisions all you want, but her command decisions in the air have been nothing but impeccable. And her combat record speaks for itself.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:04 No.18047914
    Yes! Do >>18047543 ! It'll be that much funnier!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:05 No.18047924
    Your CO being cationic? Big Problem
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:05 No.18047928
    It should happen, but after or during the game. No sense cutting to the chase when there is so much fun to be had!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:06 No.18047950
    In combat? Sure, a problem. But on the ground? No; she's proved to be an utterly retarded CO.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:06 No.18047954
    >people are seriously agreeing with this
    Wow. You know, the last three or four times I've mentioned /tg/ Anons being retarded in these threads I was being a bit light-hearted about it.

    This is a new low.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:07 No.18047959
    What makes you think we can into gnome now?

    We pull impossible shit because above all else, we love the skies and we love flying. And now we're with a head full of fuck and morale is at an all-time low.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:07 No.18047966
    I agree with you.
    We need to at least make the effort. Because Minna being catatonic is bad for the squadron, and the life expectancies of everyone in it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:07 No.18047970
    No, we thought they were going to fuck us over, so we pulled a gun on them and put a round into the desk.

    Then they were so shaken up afterwards it looks like they've decided to take no action.

    Having the CO stumbling around in a traumatized haze is bad for the unit as a whole: morale-wise, and in terms of unit-preparedness.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:08 No.18047975
    I don't think the engine starting thing would work, but I do like the rest of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:08 No.18047982

    snya is the awacs and we cant fix her.

    minna is much shortes ranged and probably disabled at the moment anyway, since she got shot in the head you know.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:08 No.18047988
    I know, it's awful. One stupid idea gets posted and suddenly everyone lines up behind it like sheep to the slaughter. It's why I like quests that allow BAD ENDs, then go back to the decision.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:08 No.18047989
    >a head full of fuck and morale is at an all-time low
    Sounds like we'd have crazier gnome magic than usual. Drunken master magics. Less subtle, more awesome, and rather prone to gremlinism.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:09 No.18047993
    /tg/ isn't retarded. It just can't into subtle.

    "You are a gnome. Many men throughout history have had a secret jus..."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:09 No.18048001
    Ok, so what's the problem then? If they aren't doing anything, why should we make trouble?

    I don't see what letting them think on it more will hurt. Again, they were wrong here.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)22:10 No.18048006
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    You are small time. Steel Rain, motherfucker.
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)22:10 No.18048013
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    >My head is so full of fuck right now I don't even
    You me and everyone else. /tg/ is fully in character

    >our faces when
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:10 No.18048017

    The problem isn't even that.

    None of them are considering the MC's mental state.

    He doesn't wanna gnome anything right now... He probably won't for a while.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:10 No.18048023
    Not everyone, but it would be nice to confide in someone who hasn't acted to fuck us over. Acted to fuck us sure, but that's just par for the course
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:11 No.18048032
    No, no. It's vocal idiots. Stupid, vocal, idiots who are just as bad as /b/tards and will jump after whatever idea seems funny at the time, rather than a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:11 No.18048041
    That would imply that MC is a *NPC*
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:11 No.18048045
    We already went through the whole "we must never let anyone know" bit, they kept digging till they found out the truth. At this point fuck hiding it, if they won't leave it alone we'll just tell everybody.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:12 No.18048049
    If we go to see Minna, we should be sober. So tomorrow at soonest. If she want to see us now, it's not our fault if we're drunk.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:12 No.18048053

    Then after this, we should go find minna then.

    Assuming we're still in a position to walk.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:13 No.18048063
    To be fair, this sounds entirely what a drunk and drugged up MC would do. "What's wrong? Well it's really hard to expl- SHAZAM!"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:13 No.18048064
    We're not gonna tell her we can use teh magicks, just say that if she's not a gnome she can't come up. To my knowledge "gnome" isn't widely recognized as a name for male witches
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:13 No.18048065
    We don't TELL anyone. We continue to be discreet.

    We are, as of now, the ONLY MALE MAGE in the entire world. Our buddies are likelies, but we're not sure.

    If Minna and Trude are going to try to cover for us, telling people will ruin that.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:13 No.18048073
    Because we're the reason why Minna's walking around like a zombie? Come on, dude, I know they fucked us over, but we can't have that. And if shit hit the fan, and someone got killed because the unit's leadership was sidelined, that's on us.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:13 No.18048075
    What? Hell yes we want to gnome. The problem is THE (WO)MAN is keeping us down.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)22:13 No.18048076


    NEW FUCKING THREAD >>18048059

    And to think that Eila wanted to play Tarot. Or Poker. HAHA
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:13 No.18048077
    >whatever idea seems funny at the time
    Have you been following this quest long?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.18048086

    This indeed, I often wonder how many people state their opinions on what should happen more than once in quest threads. Few people bother with trips, and I never bothered looking into the whole system for detecting samefaggotry, eitherway a lot of daft things come about from that vocal subset who detest the solid occupation of stealth and guile.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.18048095
    At least the emotional investment here is relatively low. Maidquest's MC died multiple times by truly random choices and needed a revolving door in hell.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048108
    Oh, so it's our fault she was a fucking bitch about this whole thing and didn't just fucking talk to us about her suspicions? If you want to talk about talking responsibility for one's actions, this is the time she needs to.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048113
    Guys we can't turn on the engine right now because it's being worked on. Unless we magically fixed the whole thing at once. ...Maybe can't is too strong of a word.

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