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    456 KB Brikwars Battle Report: Because You Demanded It! Part 2 BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:04 No.18000310  
    Previous thread hit image limit, starting new thread for the epic conclusion!

    The SWAT team and Police Droids advance down the street. Coming across a stunned alien, the officers hold him at gunpoint.

    "Freeze! You're under arrest!"
    "Oh god - don't kill me! I have a wife and three eggs!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:05 No.18000320
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    The perps are cuffed and handed over to Officer Stan for monitoring. Justice is served! At least, so long as they don't get a good defense lawyer.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:06 No.18000325
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    The LARP crew exits the jeep to grab weapons while the Swordsman lays out a plan.

    "You guys take the jeep - we'll use these ray guns to lay down supressing fire!"
    "B-b-but I don't know how to use these! What if they explode and my hands melt? What if I get space cancer?"
    "Relax, Bob. You point and shoot. What could possibly go wrong?"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:07 No.18000333
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    The Mob dutifully takes the jeep, while the LARPers use the fallen Tripod for cover.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)13:09 No.18000349
    I'd just like to add that this is the best thread I've seen in months, and you've inspired me to do the same. I shall survey my lego and raise forces tonight.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:09 No.18000351
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    Nearby, the civilians… wait, what? They're still here?! What kind of crazy assholes live in this city? Shouldn't they be filming the alien invasion? And how fresh is that banana?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)13:10 No.18000357
    Agreed on all points. This shit is amazing.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:10 No.18000359
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    The cowardly Swordsman ditches the police car and huddles in a fetal position.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:12 No.18000368
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    ALIENS TURN rassafrassa (honestly, the turn order gets muddled pretty fast when you have a multi-day battle)

    Hoping to avoid the Samurai's blade, the Alien climbs a nearby tree!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:13 No.18000380
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    Instead of the usual laser nonsense, the Alien fires a signal beam! With any luck, backup will arrive soon...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)13:14 No.18000385
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    "It's been fun, Short-round, but I've got a planet to conquer."

    The Evil Scientist pops off her rocket launcher.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:15 No.18000395
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    Both officers are blasted back! The Futuricar is basically totalled.
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    A Traitoroid pierces Sheriff Beardly with his laser! Officer down!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)13:16 No.18000400
    Aye. This is pretty ballin'.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:16 No.18000405
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    "Yikes! I sure wouldn't want to be THAT guy."
    It is at this moment that the Archer's arm is blasted to smithereens. The hell is a smithereen, anyway?
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:17 No.18000418
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    woops, forgot to pick up the rocket in that shot. Derp.

    A.D.U. TURN blah blah

    Having recovered from their brief terror, the A.D.U. boys get into battle positions! A Turret Droid is air-dropped for extra firepower, and barricades are quickly set up for cover.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)13:18 No.18000421
    A Burning ember. Specifically, a small burning ember. Typically found in a fireplace or a smithy's forge.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:18 No.18000422
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    The entire force lets loose with a blinding barrage of lasers, bullets, and laser-bullets - yet they all bounce off the brutal, bony behemoth! At the very least, its turn is pushed back.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:19 No.18000425
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    As the Eagle chopper-droid circles around the back, however, one of the guns gets lucky - knocking off one of the Skelecron's five heads! Perhaps the creature can be killed after all…
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    ALIENS TURN ( >1)

    The Traitoroids continue their battle - one gets a lucky shot and overloads Farmer Bob's ray guns!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:20 No.18000439
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    The power cells decompress explosively! Yikes!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:22 No.18000457
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    "Oh gawd - my hands! I CAN'T FEEL MY HANDS! Just a searing, nerve, wracking pain! This is the worst day of my life!"

    "Look on the bright side, champ… at least you don't have space cancer. Probably."
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:23 No.18000463
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    Another Traitoroid blast hits the engine of the Jeep! The Angry Mob scatters as the internal combustion engine goes external!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:24 No.18000472
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    The cowardly Alien leaps onto the SWAT van as he continues his game of keep-away-from-the-crazy-weaboo.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:25 No.18000478
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    The Swordsman charges into battle to keep the Traitoroids away from his wounded comrades, but fails to strike any killing blows. Forsooth!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:27 No.18000488
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    Both Matsumoto and the Traitoroid miss terribly… at point-blank range. If it wasn't so funny, it'd almost be tragic.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:28 No.18000504
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    The Evil Scientist, her rocket spent, jacks the Alien Transport and overs menacingly towards the helpless civilians.

    "Yes - flee before the power of SCIENCE!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:29 No.18000508
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    Unfortunately, her joyride is short-lived as the Police Droids wreck the ships' frail undercarriage.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:31 No.18000517
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    Meanwhile, the tree has burnt to an unrecognizable pile of ash. Convenient!
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    Giving up on his elusive quarry, the Samurai bravely drives between the Skelecron's legs in a cunning distraction maneuver!
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    The Dwarf trots towards the giant menace as fast as his stubby legs will take him.

    "Huff...huff... stupid... armor..."
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:33 No.18000557
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    The SWAT officer lends some much-needed support, and takes down one of the Traitoroids with his shotgun!
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    With a cleaving blow, the Skelecron sunders the earth beside the Samurai's buggy, sending it out of control!
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    The Samurai crashes in the ash-pile.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:37 No.18000593
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    Having dealt with the pest, the Skelecron decides to deal with the little gun-men…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:38 No.18000605
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    …by cleaving the decorative pavilion, knocking over the A.D.U. troops and their laser truck!
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    As the battle robots lay down suppressing fire and the foot soldiers struggle to get up, the Eagle strikes from behind, knocking off another head!
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    The A.D.U. Van uses its UFO Jammer to try to stun the Skelecron.
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    Success! The creature writhes under the confusing cacophony of radio waves! However, this also angers the monster - its chest-head seethes with flame as its fire breath begins to recharge!
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    A Traitoroid avenges its fallen comrade by blasting the SWAT officer!
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    Meanwhile, the fleeing Alien finally makes it off the map. Maybe he'll move to Mexico and set up shop selling tiny plastic bricks online… anything's better than getting shot at by the police!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:47 No.18000694
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    Farmer Bob manages to open the jailhouse with his teeth and crawls in on his charred stumps. His day got real grimdark, real fast.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:48 No.18000700
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    The Dwarf valiantly attacks the Skelecron's ankle!… to absolutely no effect. Great.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:49 No.18000706
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    Recovering from his fall, the Samurai attempts to climb the Skelecron's leg. Go, Samurai, go!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:50 No.18000716
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    The Swordsman disarms the last Traitoroid with a swing of his mighty sword!

    (wait, wasn't there one more? Whatever. It exploded or something. This shit's confusing.)
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:51 No.18000732
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    The surviving SWAT officer pins the Evil Scientist.
    "You're under arrest for carjacking, reckless driving, destruction of police property, illegal robotics, carrying explosives without a permit, conspiracy to commit world domination, and, uh… did I forget anything?"

    "Ooooh, you're being awfully rough. I have been a bad girl, haven't I?"

    "Don't flatter yourself, lady, or I'll add sexual harassment to the list."
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    The Police Droids march stalwartly on - with no small amount of debris in their way. Honestly, the Police Droids really weren't designed for this kind of shit.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:55 No.18000772
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    "Ms. Scientist, before you're hauled off to prison, may I ask - why did you do it?"
    "Well, you know. Power, fame, alien foot massages. The usual temptations."
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:56 No.18000781
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    Having quickly grown tired of the Samurai's comeuppance, the Skelecron grabs him from off his leg…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:59 No.18000804
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    …and brutally throws him into the ATM! Thank goodness for armor. Still, the Samurai's not getting up after that one.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:59 No.18000811
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    The Skelecron rears back, as if taking a deep breath…
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    …and lets loose a hellish heat-wave at the A.D.U. van! Fortunately, the van is not only fireproof, but is covered by a generous insurance policy.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)14:01 No.18000826
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    Gunning the engine, the Van charges forward, catching the Skelecron off balance!
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    The monster falls flat on its back! Sergeant Oldman opens the cockpit to attack the monster up-close and personal!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)14:05 No.18000861
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    Who knew an old bugger with arthritis had such a fast trigger finger? Two of the Skelecron's heads are blown to bits!
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    Not one to be taken down so lightly, the Skelecron tosses Oldman off and rumbles angrily…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)14:07 No.18000883
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    …Only to be silenced by the combined firepower of the A.D.U. attack force. Ouch.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)14:08 No.18000894
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    Its heads all shattered, the Skelecron crumbles! The A.D.U. has saved the day!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)14:09 No.18000903
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    The rookies pose in front of their kill for a photo op.
    "Yea, I wasn't scared one bit - I knew we'd take that skeletal sucker down no problem! I didn't even wet myself! Not at all. Dry as a desert."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)14:09 No.18000909

    I'll personally beat the shit out of the A.D.U if they take most of the credit for saving the day from the POLEEEECE and Larpers.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)14:10 No.18000914
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    *Tink tink*
    The A.D.U. Warmech gets a tap on the shoulder…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)14:11 No.18000930
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    …from what appears to be an ALIEN MOTHERSHIP! Sweet jimmy christmas - the A.D.U.'s been caught unawares! Could this be the end of our brave heroes? Is Earth doomed? Will Zookeeper Lady ever catch that gorilla? Did the first thread get archived yet? Have I used enough question marks????????
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)14:12 No.18000937
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    The Alien Commander, surprisingly, descends from his ship to greet the nearest A.D.U. trooper.

    "I say, earthlings! Good show! That was a bang-up battle you gave my boys, I tell you what!"
    "Err… Th-thanks?"
    "Hmmyes, bully! Give us a handshake, lad. Job well done!"
    "Aren't you g-g-gonna invade earth and stuff?"
    "Ho ho ho! Heavens, no. That was a false alarm! Some silly nuttier gave the signal too early. No, I'd never dream of invading your fine planet without a cordial declaration of war, televised speeches and all that."
    "Oh. Uh. Thanks. I guess. Uh, your hand is kind of slimy."
    "You should see my norglarbs! HO HO HO!"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)14:14 No.18000954
    This is the best thread ever made
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)14:15 No.18000958
    File deleted.
    And that concludes our battle! I hope you all enjoyed this flagrant display of brick-a-brack, and will look forward to presenting more battle reports in the future! Take care, and have a wonderful Saturday.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)14:16 No.18000968

    Cool strand of hair bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)14:16 No.18000970
    >And the episode ends with everyone laughing as the camera pans out over the field of debris, blood and burning corpses.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)14:17 No.18000987
    I can't stop staring at it either.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)14:18 No.18000992
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    godfuckingdammit...here, took a reshoot.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)14:19 No.18000997
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    >That mental image
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/18/12(Sat)14:22 No.18001025
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    Outstanding threads, OP. I've been hoping more people will post their BrikWars, etc. games on here. Glad to see it's so popular.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)14:26 No.18001047
    Im now late for my warhammer game but I just had to read this
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)14:42 No.18001215
    Someone archive this (I would, but I can't, lolcooldown). And make sure you do it right, whoever did the last one didn't separate the tags properly.
    >> RUNS 02/18/12(Sat)15:58 No.18001970
    Holy guacamolly, we could use a BrikWarrior like you on the forums!! if you don't mind i posted a link to your battle in the battle reports section just now.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)16:13 No.18002132

    Gee, thanks! I guess.
    >> Fredde 02/18/12(Sat)18:04 No.18003152

    Great battle I loved the various droids and mecha!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)18:10 No.18003215
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    Okay, yesterday I claimed that playing minifig on minifig-battles was a terrible idea.

    Now I've read the setup to the game in the first post and I retract my claim. Good show, OP.

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