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    271 KB Brikwars Battle Report: Because You Demanded It! BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:16 No.17999088  
    Hail, noble citizens of /tg/! A few days ago, I held a thread wherein I asked you to choose one of two themes for a Battle Report, . After a dead tie, I decided to do both - at the same time!

    The result was a three-day battle, documented with over 200 quality images, and a quantity of Lego carnage heretofore unseen here on /tg/. As much as I'm glad that my table is no longer being held hostage, I'm even more pleased to present the results to you!

    And before anyone new asks; no, I'm not posting this on /toy/. Brikwars is a tabletop wargame, and therefore /tg/-related. You can find it here: http://www.brikwars.com

    Without further ado, I give you: BRIKWARS!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:17 No.17999093
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    It's a bright day in Sunnydale Park - the birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, and crime is at an all-time low!
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    Two fishermen sit patiently at the Koi pond, swapping stories.

    (For today's battle, I covered my table in some cheap green paper and penned in some streets and such. I am severely lacking in base plates, but at least we have some buildings!…)
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:18 No.17999100
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    Everyone's enjoying their day at the park - despite there being an escaped gorilla on the loose. At least it makes for an interesting news story. Come down from that tree, dammit!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:20 No.17999112
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    Meanwile, the LARPers (holding their bi-weekly gathering at the park) practice their skills and show off their equipment to terrified passersby. Steve the Pirate, as always, flaunts OSHA regulations by bringing fireworks and a functioning flintlock rifle to the event.
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    Two monster-cosplayers and a member of the King's Archers club kick back for refreshments in the shade.
    "Good grief… and I thought my dragon costume last time was hot!"
    "You think chainmail is any better?"
    "Honestly, I wouldn't know. I'm allergic."
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:23 No.17999133
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    "…Wait, you SHOT at him? With a loaded gun?"
    "With 200 bucks on the line? Of course! Everybody knows gunpowder beats plate any day!"
    "But - but didn't you say you were drunk?"
    "Aye, we had to use a tripod to keep his hands from shaking. He hit me dead in the chest, but I still won the bet."
    "You people are insane!"

    Farmer Bob suffers from a variety of anxiety disorders, but still compulsively forces himself to go outside. Poor guy.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:24 No.17999135
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    Far from the commotion, Little Timmy digs innocently in the sandbox, letting his imagination run wild with a substance that's barely a step above mud. But wait - what's this hidden in the sand?
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:24 No.17999142
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    It's so shiny! Wowee!

    Suddenly, the crystal hums in Timmy's hand, vibrating with eldritch energies… dark whispers echo from nowhere as the ground begins to shake!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:25 No.17999147
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    Holy smokes! The dead are rising from the earth! Apparently, nobody remembered that Sunnydale Park was built over an ancient medieval battleground. It's also cursed. And probably haunted. You think people would remember this kind of thing.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:26 No.17999152
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    Run for your life, Timmy!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:27 No.17999157
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    "Breaking news! It seems that skeletons are emerging from beneath Sunnydale Park! They appear to be armed, dangerous, and hell-bent on… oh crap, where's my cameraman! RUUUNNN!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:27 No.17999162
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    "Holy crap! I'm so scared I dropped my helmet!"
    "If we make it out of this alive, I am going to church. I want my money back."
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:28 No.17999166
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    "Don't just stand there, you idiots! This is what we've been training for our whole lives! TO ARMS!"
    "B-b-but I just joined last month!"
    "Cut the bullshit and put on your bull-suit, you pansy!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:29 No.17999176
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    Suddenly, the ground shakes and a circle of fire emerges from cracks in the earth!…
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    With a hellish whinny, a Skeletal Horse and carriage are summoned, mounted by a Skeletal Captain and a scythe-wielding Grenadier!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:32 No.17999192
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    Left with no other choice, the LARPers form ranks and prepare to do battle with the fiendish army of the dead! Who will win this wicked confrontation? Has Hell finally come to earth? How many of the civilians hiding behind the green ATM have shit themselves in terror? Have a seat, grease up your F5 key and get ready to find out!

    *warning: actually applying grease to your keyboard is a terrible idea. Don't do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)10:32 No.17999193
    Hey OP!
    nice to see some bricks here,
    i'm building and a army for some time now, but i can't find anyone to play with me.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)10:34 No.17999202
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    That feel, I know it well.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:35 No.17999203
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    The skeletons advance, brandishing their spears fearsomely. The cosplayers are first into the fray!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:36 No.17999211
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    Manta-Man manages to fell a Skeletal Spearman, but is gored in return. Oh, the tragedy! In retrospect, latex rubber is very poor body armor.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:37 No.17999215
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    Filled with in-character fury, the Minotaur beheads a skeleton as one of the King's Archers nails another with a crossbow bolt. The Archer Captain spars skillfully with another Skeleton.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:38 No.17999219
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    Thinking quickly, The Blacksmith puts his axe to good use and fells a tree, dropping it on the Skeletons! Pirate Steve reaches into his backpack and grabs his lighter...
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:38 No.17999225
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    "Fire in the hole!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:39 No.17999228
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    The fireworks set the tree ablaze! A few Skeletons are consumed by the flames, but the battle is far from over.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:40 No.17999237
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    Putting their amateur acrobatics to use, the Fucking Weab - err, Ninjas backflip into their extra-large Jeep and start it up.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:41 No.17999247
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    The Skeletal Samurai slash their way out of the burning foliage, and other skeletons behind them stand back up.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)10:41 No.17999250
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    The Spearmen push over the Minotaur, knocking back the Archers as well! The Minotaur and the Archer Captain are summarily speared. Here's hoping one of the useless civvies remembered to call an ambulance…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:42 No.17999256
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    A surly Skeletal Samurai slices Steve's flintlock in two! Damn, that's sharp!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:43 No.17999262
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    With a maniacal cackle, the Grenadier lets loose with his miniature catapult. Wahaha!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:44 No.17999266
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    Sadly, he overshoots… and finds his munitions aren't quite up to snuff.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:44 No.17999273
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    Policeman Dave and Officer Fido arrive on the scene in a police buggy! Will they be able to restore law and order, or will they have to call for chopper backup? One only hopes the rest of the force arrives soon…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:45 No.17999281
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    The Ninjas plow through the undead army with their jeep, smashing four skeletons to pieces - including one Samurai. Their wheels jam, however, as bones wedge themselves into the undercarriage.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:46 No.17999285
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    The Ninjas kick-flip their way out of the car…
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)10:46 No.17999287
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    Nice thread there,
    not seen or heard any brik wars in a looong time.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)10:47 No.17999293
    Sudden urge to make my own army.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:47 No.17999297
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    …and beat back the Skeletal Axeman and Archer! Unfortunately, they can't land any killing blows with their spray-painted rake handles.

    The other LARPers spar valiantly, but land no killing blows.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:49 No.17999309
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    The Skeletal Samurai continues his assault and severs Steve's left hand! That's a LOT of blood.


    Admittedly, this is my fault, as the last few reports I photographed just weren't good enough to post here. Fortunately, I learned from my mistakes and was able to make this one much higher-quality.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:50 No.17999316
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    The two Reapers strike in sync with their sharpened scythes, but the Swordsmens' armor protects them - by taking the brunt of the blows and being rendered useless. Behind them, a Spearman prepares to hurl his weapon!...
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:51 No.17999319
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    "Yikes!" Farmer Bob somehow manages to parry the perilous projectile with his pitchfork.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:51 No.17999324
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    The Ninjas continue their battle - one has his staff cut in half, while the other dodges both axe and arrow!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:52 No.17999327
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    Unhitching from the carriage, the Skeletal Captain advances and takes a potshot at Policeman Dave! He ducks, and Officer Fido absconds.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:53 No.17999328
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    The Skeletal Cyborg (wait, what?) climbs the statue to plant the black flag - and uses his Axe-Gun to take aim at one of the Archers!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:54 No.17999339
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    "Holy smokes!" The Archer's helmet is knocked clean off by a laser blast. How the hell do they have a laser? Nothing makes sense anymore!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:54 No.17999342
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    Meanwhile, across the park, an eerie figure alights upon a building…
    "This is Agent Falcon… the readings were right! Someone activated the Warp Crystal too early… We only have one chance to open the warpway!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:55 No.17999349
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    Flying down with the aid of his propellor-pack, the stranger approaches the power station…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:56 No.17999356
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    …and plants a mysterious glowing device on it!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:56 No.17999360
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    A bolt of lightning blasts forth from the power station as the dynamos overload!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:57 No.17999363
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    More lightning crackles in the air, opening a warpway portal!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:58 No.17999364
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    Out steps… an Alien Tripod! The invasion has begun! Can our law-abiding citizens hope to defeat this ominous otherworldly menace?
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:58 No.17999368
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    More aliens pour out of the Warpway before it falters and closes.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)10:59 No.17999372
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    Just in time, the Police arrive! Officers Stan and Matsumoto drive up in their Squad Genericars - the fastest and most dangerous wheels 200 dollars can buy! Sheriff Beardley, on the other hand, rides in style in his Squad Futuricar.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:00 No.17999376
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    "Alright, boys - hope you practiced plenty at the firing range. This looks like it'll be a doozy!"
    "Yes sir!"

    Sadly, Officer Matsumoto is still taking remedial English courses. He's also a loose cannon who's had to turn in his gun and his badge multiple times due to anxiety attacks… but he's a good cop. Honest.

    Meanwhile, the fishermen are… wait, what? They're still fishing?! What kind of insane nutters sit and FISH during not one, but TWO otherworldly invasions?!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:00 No.17999380
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    The meleé continues! The Swordsmen spar with the Reapers, distracting them just long enough…
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)11:01 No.17999384
    OP this is awesome
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:01 No.17999387
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    …for the Dwarf and Samurai to charge forward! The Dwarf manages to cleave a Reaper in twain with his mighty battle-ax.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:02 No.17999394
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    A die-hard to the end, Steve the Pirate feebly attempts to throw more fireworks before passing out due to blood loss. He forgot to light the stupid thing.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:03 No.17999398
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    The entire gang gangs up on the remaining Reaper and beat him to pieces.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:04 No.17999404
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    Meanwhile, the Ninjas continue their battle! Bereft of his useless stick, one ninja gets the bright idea to use his trusty rusty crowbar (for the Half-Life LARP later that evening). He manages to snap off a skeleton's arm!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:05 No.17999411
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    Rolling with the blow, the disarmed skeleton tumbles under the carriage and snatches a flintlock rifle. Unfortunately it'll take him a while to figure out how to load and fire the damn thing with only one arm…

    Meanwhile, the Skeleton Archer takes aim…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:06 No.17999414
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    And shoots one Ninja in the back, snapping the other out of his battle Zen.

    "Oh no! Not you too, Paul!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:06 No.17999417
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    Unfortunately, battle Zen is pretty crucial to not dying. Reapers gonna reap.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/18/12(Sat)11:07 No.17999422
    I'm really digging this thread.

    OP, what camera settings did you use in this one >>17999100 ?
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:07 No.17999424
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    The Cyborg Skeleton descends from his perch, scattering the mob of LARPers! Sparks fly as his chainsaw (seriously, where did he get that?) clashes with the Dwarf's shield. In the shrill confusion, a Spearman runs through the Blacksmith by aiming just below his armor. Oh, the humanity!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:10 No.17999437
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    (Find the gorilla in this picture!)

    Policeman Dave hits the reverse gear to address the alien issue - meanwhile, Officer Fido attempts to take a bite out of crime!

    He is promptly shot.

    Skeletons are not nice guys. They shoot dogs. They'll probably knock over your mailbox and throw bricks through your window, too, if they run out of dogs to shoot.

    I used the same settings for all the shots; 1600x1200, flash off, close-up mode on. It's a cheap old Olympus camera, hence some of the lighting inconsistencies. The real treat was the mini-tripod, however.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:11 No.17999440
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    POLICE TURN 1 (Game turn 4)

    The cops roll up, grab their guns and prepare to dispense some justice! Suddenly, as Officer Matsumoto surveys the gore and terror of the battlefield, something about the profusion of dead bodies and walking dead triggers his PTSD *again*. Poor guy.
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    When the smoke clears, the perps are K.I.A…. Mission accomplished. God bress Americurr.

    One of the Swordsmen (acting out of turn) leaps into the jeep, attempting to start it and dislodge it from the pile of bones it's stuck in!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)11:14 No.17999459

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    Unfortunately, he only manages to smash a sapling and rear-end a horse before he gets stuck again.

    "Surely, you can't be serious, fleshbag."
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:15 No.17999468
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    Policeman Dave puts his car back in forward gear and returns… for REVENGE!

    "Drop your weapon! You're under arrest, you cop-killing bastard!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:16 No.17999474
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    Just a reminder. Skeletons are not nice people.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:18 No.17999487
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    The SWAT team arrives, trundling along with two Police Droids on board! The day is saved!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:19 No.17999492
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    …Wait, no, what? There's an advancing alien army marching down the street. The day is not saved yet. Not by a long shot. Get a grip, photographer. Sheesh.

    Incidentally, would someone remind me what the image limit for threads on /tg/ is?
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:20 No.17999498
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    ALIENS TURN 1 (Game turn 4)
    As the army marches forward, the Tripod Walker blasts the front of the Swat Van with its beam laser. Fortunately, Swat vans are more heavily armored than a nun's chastity belt. The laser does manage to scratch the paint, however.
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    Inspired by the courage of his fellow Asian, the Samurai hefts his sword aloft and fills himself with righteous fury!
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    "This sword of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this - my love, my anger and all of my sorrow! SHINING-"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:22 No.17999516
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    The Cyborg Skeleton is summarily smote.
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    "You were a worthy opponent, Skeleton-san."

    Just between you and me? Samurai is a huge fucking weaboo.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)11:23 No.17999530
    I love you.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:24 No.17999532
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    One of the archers (having grabbed a spare helmet) finally manages to take down a skeleton! About time, you lazy sod!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:24 No.17999541
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    Huzzah! The Dwarf charges across the sandbox and beheads the would-be Reaper. Revengeance for the dead Ninjas!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:25 No.17999549
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    Seeing a golden opportunity to put his genre savvy to work, a cowardly Swordsman hops into the police car and locks the door.
    "Skeletons can't get me in here, man! I'm safe! I'M SAFE!"

    He proceeds to huddle like a little girl for the rest of the battle.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:26 No.17999554
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    After a bone-crunching K-turn, the Swordsman picks up Farmer Bob and heads off to hide behind the Swat Van.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:27 No.17999560
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    Rightly fearing the Dwarf's martial prowess, the Skeletal Archer hops aboard the carriage and preps the catapult…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:27 No.17999565
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    He launches himself up to a tree for a better view.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:28 No.17999569
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    "You spineless cowards - you miserable bags of bones! Pick yourselves up and sally forrhrh…. *crick* Sally forrrhrh…. *CRICK* Sally forth."

    For all his other qualities, one thing entitles the Skeletal Captain to his rank - the ability to talk his jaw off. Anyway, he makes a mounted charge! Somehow he ignores the Dwarf, mistaking him for a decorative lawn gnome.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/18/12(Sat)11:28 No.17999575
    >I used the same settings for all the shots; 1600x1200, flash off, close-up mode on.

    I meant ISO settings, etc. I'm bad at camera too, so I'm always looking for ways to take better pictures of Legos.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:29 No.17999579
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    Charging forth with valiant villainy, the Captain knocks over Matsumoto and the Sheriff, but fails to kill them…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:30 No.17999587
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    …A mistake he'll soon regret.

    POLICE TURN 2 (Game turn 5)

    "I don't always shoot horses. But when I do…"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:32 No.17999600
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    "…I aim for the head."

    The Sheriff's shotgun shatters the steed's skull, and the Captain is toppled!

    Sadly, photography is not my forté either. I just fiddle with what I have until it works. Sorry I can't be more help!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:33 No.17999610
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    "…Jesus, Matsumoto. You're a loose cannon, but damn if you're not a good cop."
    "I fink I kirred him."
    "He had a gun. Don't sweat it."
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:34 No.17999619
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    The Police Droids deploy! Techno-riffic!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:36 No.17999628
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    "Hey Jerry, you got any bubble gum?"
    "No I do not, Mike."
    "Then you know what time it is?"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:37 No.17999636
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    "Time to KICK SOME ASS!"
    "SWAT team, get down on the ground!"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)11:37 No.17999639
    Loving the spinning police lights on the vehicle.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)11:38 No.17999647
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    aaawyeah! this thread!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:38 No.17999648
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    A well-placed shotgun blast shatters one of the Monster Truck's claws (Get it? It's a truck and also a monster! Aha ha ha ha… ha. Right.)
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)11:38 No.17999653
    Jesus OP, are any of your characters not awesome?
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:39 No.17999660
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    ALIENS TURN 2 (Game turn 5)

    Undeterred, the Monster Truck grabs a nearby tree and attempts to bash the Police Droid! Fortunately, the Police Droid is no weakling, and grapples the sapling!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:40 No.17999674
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    Pew! Pew! Laser blasts sunder a SWAT shield, but this simply frees up a hand for an extra gun. Convenient!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:41 No.17999681
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    Upping the ante, the Tripod attempts to stomp-stab the second Police Droid with its bladelike leg… only to find, once again, that Police Droids are pretty damn strong.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:42 No.17999691
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    Farmer Bob helps the Archer hitch a ride on the Jeep on their way to the SWAT Van.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:43 No.17999697
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    "Uh, guys… wouldn't it make more sense to *leave* while we're still not dead?"
    "Not yet. I've got a plan."
    "…A plan? Bob, tell me he's kidding."
    "I don't think he's kidding."
    "We're all gonna die, aren't we?"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:44 No.17999707
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    The Dwarf continues his path of destruction and charges the rifle-wielding Skeleton! However, he deftly parries with his rifle…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:44 No.17999716
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    …and gets off a wild shot! The Dwarf's helmet is ruined!

    Elsewhere, the Samurai advances.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:46 No.17999722
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    POLICE TURN 3 (Game turn 6)

    The Dwarf is stunned briefly. Officer Stan to the rescue!

    "Freeze, scumbag!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:47 No.17999726
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    "Guess I lost my head! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!"
    With this casualty, the Skeletons have only one Archer on the field… but since he doesn't seem to be shooting at much of anyone (or at least not landing any shots), the Skeletons appear to be defeated - for now!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:48 No.17999731
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    With the Skeletons neutralized, Sheriff Beardly whips out his walkie-talkie to radio air support.

    "Landing zone is clear for medevac - hurry it up up there!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:48 No.17999738
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    Here comes the Police Chopper, carrying a medical stretcher for the wounded LARPers!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:50 No.17999746
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    Working quickly, the Sheriff and Officer Matsumoto pile as many wounded as they can into the stretcher. Some creativity is needed to fit them all in… off to the hospital, then!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:51 No.17999751
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    Meanwhile, across the park, Police Droid wrests the tree away from the Monster Truck…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:52 No.17999760
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    …and throws it in the driver's face, knocking him off!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:52 No.17999766
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    "Yanno, Zorblax, maybe marching in on foot wasn't the best idea."
    "What's the matter, Sklerb? Afraid their little pellet-shooters will-"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:53 No.17999771
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    It looks like the aliens CAN bleed. And if it bleeds, the SWAT team can blow its head off and claim self-defense later. The other Alien troopers make a run for cover!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:54 No.17999772
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    ALIENS TURN 3 (Game turn 6)
    Pew, pew! Proving their lasers are no less deadly, two Aliens blast one of the Police Droid's arms off!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:54 No.17999776
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    An Alien lays down supporting fire (read: can't shoot for shit) as another helps the stunned driver to his feet. The Grabuloids skitter across the field, eying the SWAT team's noggins hungrily!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:56 No.17999788
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    With a screeching roar, the Tripod seizes a Police Droid in its fearsome jaws! Is it a machine - or a monster? Alien stuff is so damned confusing!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)11:57 No.17999797
    Now that we're a little over halfway through the battle report, can I get a viewer count while I go grab a snack? I'm eager to see how many people are enjoying the thread so far.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)11:58 No.17999804
    +1 Viewer.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)11:59 No.17999810
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    Hey there.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:00 No.17999827
    i'm here
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:01 No.17999836
    I'm just waiting for a blue police box to show up...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:03 No.17999856
    This is awesome. You are a saint, OP.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:04 No.17999866
    This is a hillarious thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:07 No.17999888
    Still reading. I like it.

    Where'd you get the weapon arm for the skeletal cyborg? And while we're at it, when did they switch normal skeleton arms over to droid-style from the flimsy ball-and-socket deal they used to have?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:09 No.17999899
    Yeah, this.
    I remember the old crappy skeletons, you couldn't pose them for shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:09 No.17999904
    Still love you.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:11 No.17999913
    OP is the fuckin' god of Brikwars.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:12 No.17999917
    I'm here too
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:13 No.17999932
    >Police Droids
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:13 No.17999935
    Great read so far.

    God damn i miss my lego;s.
    >> Lego Quest !rtcFUbR5dY 02/18/12(Sat)12:18 No.17999962
    I'm still here, OP!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:20 No.17999971
    >when did they switch normal skeleton arms over to droid-style from the flimsy ball-and-socket deal they used to have?

    Old skeletons were made for "limp pile of bones laying on the ground". New skeletons are for undead. They still make both kinds afaik.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:21 No.17999978
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    Glad to hear everyone's enjoying the thread! Hopefully this gets archived, because there's no way I'm re-posting 200+ images and commentary again.


    Some of the more recent medieval sets. I scored a bulk load of the skeletons off Bricklink to facilitate this battle.

    Brikwars (at least in my experience) operates almost entirely on "rule of cool". Are police robots cool? Yes. Yes they are.

    At any rate, back to the battle!


    The LARPers pull up by the SWAT van and hop out next to the restaurant.
    "What are you doing hiding, you cowards? These punks aren't dangerous at all - come on out and help us fight!"
    "Uh, he *did* see like seven of our friends get practically murdered by skeletons, right?"
    "Yea, but *they* didn't."
    "He's still crazy."
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:22 No.17999987
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    The Swordsman's diplomacy is successful! An Angry Mob joins the fray!
    "Is he serious?"
    "This is completely bonkers!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:23 No.17999996
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    The Dwarf and Samurai charge into battle!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:24 No.18000004
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    *WHA-CHUNK!* One severed Alien head, coming right up!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:25 No.18000014
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    POLICE TURN 4 (Game turn 7)

    Having successfully evacuated the wounded, the police hop back in their cars and drive around to flank the Alien menace!

    Meanwhile, scared civilians huddle behind the wind-powered ATM, an ecologically friendly feature of the park that also serves as a great hiding place for when you're hyperventilating and terrified. Fortunately, the cameraman hasn't stopped rolling this whole time - at least it'll make for good news!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:26 No.18000022
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    The SWAT team guns down the Grabuloids with extreme prejudice. Looks like they bleed orange, too.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:26 No.18000025
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    Wrestling to level its gun at the alien pilot, the Police Droid obliterates the Tripod's cockpit shielding and frees itself from the robo-beast's clutches! However, what goes up must come down...
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:27 No.18000036
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    *CRUNCH!* The Police Droid gently breaks its fall by shattering the Jeep's windshield.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:28 No.18000043
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    ALIENS TURN 4 (Game turn 7)

    Stepping backward, the Tripod points its beam skyward and re-activates the warpway portal!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:30 No.18000060
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    Out steps… a human? Yes, the Evil Scientist has betrayed humanity and joined forces with the Aliens! Who'd have guessed? With her rocket launcher and a detachment of Traitoroids, it looks like the defending forces are in for some trouble!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:31 No.18000069
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    The Aliens help their driver back into the Monster Truck, which promptly attacks! Police Droid blocks the attack, but a second Alien's ray gun destroys the SWAT cop's body armor! One more shot and he's done for…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:32 No.18000077
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    Deposing the late Policeman Dave, an Alien attempts to hijack the Police Buggy before realizing he has no idea how to drive the damn thing. How embarrassing!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:33 No.18000082
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    The Alien deftly dodges the Dwarf's axe attack!
    "Hah! You missed, tiny human!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:34 No.18000085
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    "That's what you think, greenie - WHIRLWIND ATTACK!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:34 No.18000092
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    *SCHWINNG!* The Dwarf brutally bisects the Alien, and knocks over his comrade!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:35 No.18000098
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    The Samurai gives the carjacking Alien a swift kick to the… face. I'm not so sure how alien jaw anatomy works. Whatever, he falls off the buggy.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:36 No.18000100
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    With profuse apologies and a bit of heavy lifting, Police Droid clears the way for the advancing Jeep.

    "Onward, men! To victory!"
    "Onward to what now?"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:37 No.18000104
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    "There - fire at the gruesome green invader!"
    "Fine, but don't expect any miracles…"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:37 No.18000106
    Sup. Arrived late.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:37 No.18000107
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    *THUNK* The Alien pilot takes a bolt to the chest!

    "Hurrk! Right in the splorg!…"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:38 No.18000113
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    Without its pilot, the Tripod topples!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:39 No.18000119
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    "…Wow. Looks like all that target practice actually paid off!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:40 No.18000124
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    The Police charge in at full speed!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:41 No.18000128
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    *CRUNCH!* Sheriff Beardly totals one of the Traitoroids, while Matsumoto manages to topple his car. D'oh!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:42 No.18000135
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    Meanwhile, across the board, sirens wail - but not the police! The A.D.U has arrived to combat the alien… menace?
    >tripod destroyed
    >alien blood everywhere
    >armed citizenry

    Inside the A.D.U. microvan…
    "Uh, boys?"
    "Yes, chief?"
    "We're never stopping for donuts again."
    "Yes, chief…"

    You'd almost think the poor fellas won't get to fight anything…
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:43 No.18000140
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    But, this being Brikwars, any problem can be solved with a simple mantra: ADD MORE FUN! And music.


    The last of the skeletons hurls himself from his tree to shatter to pieces on the hard ground below!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:43 No.18000145
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    No sooner has his rattling ceased than an eerie force permeates the air… flames rise from the ground as Skeleton bones begin to shake all across the battlefield!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:44 No.18000156
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    Propelled by an unseen force, the Skeletons' contingent parts - and their weapons, still in hand - accrue in a pile as the eldritch flames burn brighter.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:45 No.18000159
    Woops. Let's just delete that tripfaggy post.


    Called it.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:45 No.18000162
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    Bones and spears break and merge, as if being smelted together by the dark fires!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:46 No.18000168
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    *SKA-DOOSH!* A fell titan rises from the earth!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:46 No.18000174
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    Five heads roar the fury of the damned as the Skelecron rises, swathed in unholy fire!

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:47 No.18000179
    >You can not even imagine the power of my true form!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:47 No.18000184
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    The Traitor Agent cackles from atop the grand tree.
    "Yes - rise, mighty monster! Wage war on the mortal world! Let none survi- wait, what are you doing? Do you need to sneeze?"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:48 No.18000189

    Shit's getting real.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:48 No.18000192
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    "Oh god, I'm boiling alive! WHYYYYY!"

    The Skelecron belches forth a torrent of flame, engulfing the tree and the helpless Traitor! Loyalties do not run deep among villains.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:49 No.18000201
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    Well, it's a good thing he got that out of his system. Now he's considerably less on fire. Unfortunately, he's still a towering, unholy monster made of skeletons.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:49 No.18000206
    What's the evil scientist doing?
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:50 No.18000209
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    "… I'm gonna need a new jumpsuit."
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:51 No.18000224
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    We actually put him on the tree and totally forgot about him. It happens.

    POLICE… and LARPers? TURN I don't even know anymore

    Matsumoto opens fire on a Traitoroid!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:52 No.18000231
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    Unfortunately, he only manages to remove an arm.

    "What's the matter, hon - too scared to shoot a woman?"
    "You shut up! You unda arrest for helping ariens!"
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:53 No.18000240
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    Police Droid gets a lucky shot off at close range, rupturing the Monster Truck's engine and exploding it!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:54 No.18000243
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    The pilot is tossed aside, stunned by the blow. Today is just not his lucky day!
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)12:57 No.18000265
    Oh, bloody hell.
    >Max limit of 150 image replies has been reached

    This bites... any way we can petition a mod for an extension? If not, I'll start a second thread.

    The original vote thread was between Skeletons vs. Swordsmen or Aliens vs. Police. Somewhere, X-com was mentioned with great approval. So why not.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:58 No.18000278
    >any way we can petition a mod for an extension? If not, I'll start a second thread.

    Not in the next five minutes, no. Just start a new thread. That "Empra was Hitler wat do" thread on the bottom of page 15 isn't vital to the board's health.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)12:59 No.18000280
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)13:01 No.18000287
    New thread please.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)13:01 No.18000295
    You need to type "archive this" in all caps to trigger an archiving.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:04 No.18000316
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)13:11 No.18000362
    I'm just asking someone to archive it. I would, but I'm no good at descriptions.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)13:21 No.18000445
    Can one archive their own thread? If so, ARCHIVE THIS and also a bump.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)13:27 No.18000492
    >mfw OP falls for the joke
    >Max limit of 150 images has been reached
    Oh, right. Anyway, no, you have to go to suptg and archive a thread here:


    HOWEVER, the foolz archive automatically archives every thread, and even saves full images, so unless you really want to be able to find your thread by tags you don't really need to put it in the suptg archive.

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)14:34 No.18001133
    foolz does not save images forever. Best to put it on suptg.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)15:15 No.18001514
    Don't you die on me!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)18:02 No.18003130
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)20:17 No.18004747
    A bump for the evening crowd.
    >> BrikOP 02/18/12(Sat)22:42 No.18006852
    Well blow me down! The second half of the thread 404'd. Here's a link to the archive. Thanks, anons!


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