WE ARE MAJAIKAL BUTLER. WE LIVE TO SERVE AND GET LAID>Previous threads>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest-=-=PREVIOUSLY=-=-=-=-=-Everyone stops what theyre doing and looks up at Sakura.'This tyke took out Mike?' you think, 'Mike, the huge gorilla with the magical flintlock pimpcane?'Asking the question you know everyone wants answered you ask, "err.. Did you do it by accident? A lucky shot?""NOPE. Seehe cameatmeandwasalllikeRAWR,andiusedsomeCARDS,anditdidntdomuch,soiusedMORECARDS,antitwentBOOM,soiusedEVENMORECARDS,andibotaBIGGERBOOM,andthenhewentPOOF."She answers in her giddy tornado speech pattern.Not getting much of it, you ask her "So you used your majaik to make a big boom?""YESSU!" she replies."That's my girl." Nanoha says from beside her.-=-==--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Continue on, oh Landing Gear.How'd Kraus do with gender-bent potion? He mentioned some side-effects but aren't sure what.
There was a third thread that I missed? Shit.
rolled 56 = 56So we need to test that genderbender potion on shirou.
Still in disbelief of what you just heard, you turn from the girls and let them continue thier assault on Jakob.Your gaze falls on Keima. The guy that brought your group together."So Keima.You still havn't answered me if which was ore comfortable, slacks or skirts."**** ROLL FOR DIPLOMACY. *****Best of first 5 1d100.*-=-=-=-=-=-=MY FUCKING MOUSE DIED.. WHen I reached in the back to plug in a new one, i nudges the power strip and killed my computers.LOST A NOTEPAD WINDOW OF SHIT I WAS WRITING.FUCK>I-it's not like Im interested in c-crossdressing or anything.. B-baka!
rolled 71 = 71>>17986481Not in public.>>17986490GOGO /tg/ DICE LET'S SEE THEM 1s
rolled 12 = 12>>17986490This is reminding me of a trap doujin that the TWGOK guy was in.
rolled 91 = 91>>17986490rolling
rolled 87 = 87>>17986490We can confidently talk about how Bunnymode feels, because Codename: Susan is a man who's OK with wearing women's clothes sometimes.
>>17986490>that pictureWHY DO THESE PICTURES FIT SO PERFECTLY?Also, OP>eed915da6f6dc1a533181af88e1e2d(...).jpgI suggest you rename the pictures into something quest relevant. Otherwise it looks like you're posting random pictures.Another thing about your quest>average of 5 rollsYou realize that the result will always be around 40-60, right? We'd need to have awesome luck or shitty fortune to get a high or low result. Sure, it would be "safe" but that's kind of boring.I suggest you take best of 2 rolls if you want to make things more challenging. Or, hell, just take the first roll whatever it is.
>>17986520If you have a translated version of the left I will give you an internet or something like that.And the one I was remembering was the one on the right.
>>17986523I grab pics off gelbooru.Cant be assed to rename shit.Funfact. for every pic of hayate i have in his butler uniform i have 2 of him wearing a skirt<STR based NEKOMODE somewhere down the line?
>>17986541>Cant be assed to rename shit.Aww, well. At least you could have had fun with that shit. But it's up to you.>>17986509This. Tell him how comfortable the panties feel without a slight hint of embarrassment.
rolled 2 = 2>>17986490They see me rollin'.They hatin'.
rolled 43 = 43>>17986541I think Kraus would let us be any sort of kemonomimi imaginable if he could stay classy.Rolling for the fifth roll and to... I dunno... ask Keima to go lingerie shopping.
>>17986490"I'm just gonna continue ignoring you until lunch is over" He answers."Man, I'm just curious." you reply with a smile. "I also checked out that female uniform when i found it in the closet. Hell, you've seen my bunnymode right?""sure i didnt pick out that look consciously, but Kraus tells me it was designed according to my subconcious thoughts.""INDEED. THIS FAGGOT HAD THE IMAGE OF SPEED IN MIND. HENCE THE RABBIT. I STILL DONT KNOW HOW HE GOT THE FUCKING SKIRT AND STRIPED PANTIES." Your Device retorts."You looked like a character from some discount dating sim." Keima tells you."The details were too over the top. The skirt too short, The bow too large. The Zettairyouki was a nice touch, I'll admit. But the colors were allover the place." He give you a lecture on effective character design."So you were checking me out then?""O-of course not. W-why would I." he unsteadily replies."LIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAR!" Elsie shouts from inside his pocket."S-shut up Elsie! I'll stick you into the gameboy again i swear." he frantically tries to turn off the device."YOU EVEN TOLD ME TO TAKE SOME VIDEOS!!!"Keima rises, slaps his left pocket and runs away.
>>17986578>"O-of course not. W-why would I."DAT TSUN.Second flag for keima.Inb4 keima gets crossdressing power up too..
>>17986578"Heh, Isn't that cute?Who wants more tea?"Continue to be fuckawesome butler.
rolled 67 = 67HahahaGuess we don't need the potion to get Keima to fawn/swoon over us.Also, ask Kraus what he thinks of Elsie.Then move on to the next one....
rolled 35 = 35>>17986578Laugh. Serve tea.Butler cares not for your insecurities.
rolled 51 = 51I have this sneaking suspicion Amazoness is going to want to see Bunnymode now...If we're really lucky, this could lead to heavy petting AND Erica not ripping us a new vag00.
"Heh. He's so cute when he's flustered" you say out loud. You see Erica eyeing you dubiously. You move to sit beside her but Amazoness starts choking.Not surprisingly, since she appeared to be trying to swallow half a chicken at the time.You move behind her well honed frame and execute a perfect Heimlich manuever.The chicken goes sailing across the lawn to land perfectly in a wastebin near the cafeteria.You hand her a drink and sit her back down."Now, my lady, what did I tell you about eating slowly?" you ask her."Eat slow to savor no eat fast." she answers with downcast eyes. "Me sorry.""It's okay." You answer her while serving her up a chicken breast. "Here.""So, Amazoness, we never got to talk much. How are you liking the training?""Learning good. Fight good. Me fight good to find mother easier." She replies in her simple way.'I wonder if her simple speech means she is simple as well.''NOPE. ITS THE FUCKING TRANSLATOR, HER DIMENSION WAS A FAIRLY NEW DISCOVERY SO THE FUCKING KEYBOARD JOCKEYS DOWN AT SYS-TECH STILL DONT HAVE A FULLY FUNCTIONAL TRANSLATION OF HER LANGUAGE."'ah, well that explains it a little i guess'Your mental exchange with Kraus gets cut-off when you decide to continue talking to her."So your mother is missing?""NO. SHE HIDE FROM ME. PART OF MY LEARNING. WHEN ME FIND HER ME BECOME FULL WOMAN."
>>17986680"Ah its some kind of rite of passage." you finish for her.Calling Jakob over after he finally manages to break free from Sakura and Nanoha, you tell him."J. See to anything our lady Amazoness here might need.""With pleasure sir." he bows to you in reply."I am at your service madam." he turns to amazoness."FLUFFY!!!" she reaches down to grab Jakob off the blanket.'Girls, they're all the same no matter what dimension theyre from''FUCKING. TRUTH."-=-=-=-=-=-=-Time for ERICAROLL FOR SEDUCTION.*** BEST OF FIRST 5 2d100 ***First number determines if you are picked [closest to 50]SECOND NUMBER DETERMINES RESULT>fucking google chrome, Y U KEEP CRASHING?
rolled 40, 3 = 43>>17986686"Soooo.... Sausage?">Dongmen othersBy the way this quest is shaping up captcha, im sure well be able to dong some other men
rolled 99, 11 = 110>>17986686Don't fail us now."So... you like bunnies?"
rolled 26, 17 = 43>>17986686Let's try a blitzkrieg into her territory when the others aren't around.
rolled 20, 65 = 85>>17986696>>17986702>>17986707We're not really doing good here, guys.
rolled 82, 51 = 133this is all going to hell again.
rolled 10, 83 = 93No chance we'll succeed, just let it not be Shirou again
rolled 19, 60 = 79It'll end up being interrupted again.Or we'll end up being the dominant party :(
rolled 52, 65 = 117>>17986704dude. 2d100."Yeah, I have Bunnymode. Problem?"
>>17986722Actually, I want it to be Shirou. That shit is hilarous.
>>17986696>Seduction of 3HOLYSHIT. fuck you man.
rolled 54, 43 = 97Fuck you guys and your shitty rolls, this is why we'll end up being dominant or interrupted by Shirou
rolled 82, 92 = 174>>17986746Yeah well fuck you and your medicore rolls, dipshit.
rolled 78, 46 = 124>>17986729Page refreshing shenanigans messed my first one up.But yeah, we're not going to get another chance at that sweet German ace any time soon...Maybe we should go check out the alchemy department after this?
rolled 96, 1 = 97>>17986752Yeah, let's try and check who cooked that potion...
>>17986746More like because of this weird rolls that we have to beat. I remember a quest that used this kind of system, where the first roll decided if the action will take priority and the second roll was the success rate, essentially forcing the player to beat 2 rolls. If someone rolled high on priority roll and low on success roll, the action was complete failure, if vice-verse it just meant the action would not be take. That quest turned to shit pretty fast.At least here we don't have to use this system ALL the time, we can pretend it is just extra high CR we need to pass or something.
>>17986696You plop yourself down next to Erica."Soooo... Sausage?" You offer her."Too little time, lunch is about to end." She replies as she takes a sip of tea.And as if on cue, You hear the bells toll the end of the lunch."Well, we can skip class right?" You whisper to her."Sure. Meet me behind the gym." She whispers back. She stands up as the rest of the group does the same. Everyone thanks you for lunch. You, Kraus and Jakob clean-up and everyone starts heading back to class.You notice Erica slip away from the girls, and a few minutes later you do the same with the guys.As you walk towards the gym you ask Jakob to get back inside the hat telling him to not come back out until you call for him.You walk around the gym towards the back.
>>17986777I bet it will be Shirou."Oh hey guys, can I join your secret practice? Derr"
rolled 33, 97 = 130"Oh giving Erica some mana? Can I join? I could give you some, Susan..."
rolled 49, 6 = 55I'm still waiting for the day our age (13) will have an effect.
Priorities:- Getting Erica involved in our plan.- Learning more about alchemy
>>17986777You walk straight into Shirou. 'GODDAMMIT SHIROU.' you and your Device echo once again."Hey Susan! Still haven't gotten that fudge yet! Oh, also Mike wants to see you in his office.""Shirou, we have classes after lunch. Mike would be in class as well. Why would he need to see me in his office."'Hey, Kraus. whip up some of that potion. I don't even care if it doesnt work as planned."'ROGER THAT.'"Nope, all trainees are to meet their respective handlers so they can go over the combat evaluation. That's what Rance told me over lunch, I need to go back to him too."GODFUCKING DAMMIT.'So why's Shirou here?' Erica mentillates you from wherever she's hiding.'He wants fudge. Also Mike needs to see me.' 'GOTT FUCKING DAMMIT!' she yells in your mind.'You'd also best report to your handler. Something about this morning's combat evaluation''Okay, Okay. Meet you at the dorms tonight.. Fucking Shirou, i should just shoot him.'"Oh. well, I dont have that fudge on me but i do have a new blend of tea i want you to taste."You whip out Kraus and serve him up some potion infused tea.*** ROLL FOR EFFECT ****** Best roll of first 5 1d100 ***
rolled 80 = 80>>17986838Hope you like being a girl shirou, because it's never wearing off.
rolled 95 = 95Shirou instead turns into Kuro, the most hilarious blaxploitation stereotype ever.
>>17986838"Go play with girls now"
rolled 51 = 51He becomes a futanari
rolled 84 = 84His outfit changes as well
rolled 15 = 15>>17986853I CAN DIG IT
rolled 54 = 54>>17986853no, he turns into THIS kuro
rolled 93 = 93>>17986853we can't fuck a black guy.DO OVER.
rolled 3 = 3>>17986866Supporting for loli SHIROWe can teach him about his new lady bits as well.
rolled 51 = 51>>17986853Only if he's also female.We can't fuck a guy.Also, we need to tell Erica.
>>17986853Who is Kuro?
>>17986884You are in a weeaboo quest and don't understand basic Japanese?Shirou means white, Kuro means black.
>>17986884Takeichirou Kurosaki, or K.U.R.O., a psychedelic and goa trance artist from Japan.this guy?
rolled 40 = 40>>17986875>>17986858>>17986853>>17986846WHY CANT WE ROLL THIS WELL WHEN TRYING TO GET LAID?!
>>17986890I hope it's all mixed into one package.Eternally black loli Shirou.
rolled 59 = 59>>17986866this?
>>17986894Or just have the gender bending temporary, with him becoming black once he turns back.
rolled 14 = 14>>17986890it's reverse heretical love quest. We succeed brilliantly at everything except getting laid.
>>17986887Hey, I've been visiting /tg/ regularly for years now and I have never played any tabletop and D&D games either.
>>17986909>Never played D&DWell, good for you. It's horrible.If you ever play a PnP game, don't do D&D. It's a vile thing.
rolled 91 = 91I just wanted Shirou to become some sort of Nega-Shiro, so a black dude who gets all the hoes and knows what's happening seemed like a good idea.However, I throw my vote behind a black goth-loli with green hair who gets all the hoes and knows what's happening, who is at once our bitch-stealing nemesis and our friend with benefits.(I'm >>17986853, if you're wondering).
>>17986894Dont tempt me.
>>17986926Source on that pic, please!
But seriously, guys, don't fuck Shirou without talking to Erica.It WILL lead to disaster, otherwise.
>>17986853In a puff of smoke the new Shirou stands before you.A tall black man with an afro, shades cover his eyes. A man filled with confidence, presence and grace stands before you.He.. He looks so dandy."That was great Susan." He says in a smooth drawl. "I'll be counting on you for that fudge later."His voice and grace strikes you deep in your chest. You see a pink haze around him."Shiro-saaaaaaaaaan~" you want to cry out, unsure of these new emotions."well, I'd better report back to Rance. I'm sure he's in trouble with the ladies down in accounting again."He walks away with an elegant salute and you can't take your eyes off his strong, wide back.As he reaches the edge of the quad you see another puff of smoke and he reverts to normal."GODDAMN. What the fuck was that?" you asked yourself"I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKED HIS STYLE." Kraus answers.Still a bit confused, you head to Mike's office.
>>17986926Landing Gear I DEMAND this be Shirou's female form.FUCKING DO IT
>>17986958"Well, save potion recipe. We should analyze it later"
>>17986958I love SnH....So we got a potion to transform guys into beings so awesome that even other guys fall for them.Now we just need to create an actual gender bender potion...
rolled 96, 23 = 119>>17986963It very well could (and should) be, just that the potion was a failure and... wow./swoon
rolled 1 = 1>>17986958We are gonna pack so much fudge into you, you won't even CARE what a vag00 is, Kuro.
rolled 53, 57 = 110>>17986973Apparently not.
Ilya mode Shiro-ko.
rolled 26 = 26>>17986977Are you saying we'll just let some transformed black Shirou pack fudge into us?!
>>17986958Do we keep this shirou? Maybe a Jekyll and Hyde setup?He appears with certain stimulus?>shirou being a spaz>POMF =3> MASA-SAAAAAAN~
We should test the potion on ourselves.Combined with Bunny Mode, it might have universal combat applications.
>>17987000But talk to Kraus about it beforehand. We need to know if >>17986999 might happen to us.
>>17986999>>17986999YES. YES!Insta-Dandy shirou<shirou practicing safe sex
>>17987000Are you seriously suggesting we turn ourselves into a bunnygirl? Cuz we'd be packed with more sausage than an Oktoberfest.
>>17987011I'm suggesting we turn into a guy with so much sex-appeal that opponents of any gender will be mesmerized for a short amount of time.
>>17987000It's an unstable potion.We don't know what itll do to us.
rolled 69 = 69>>17986993A shame - I thought I could've tempted at least an 85+, but oh well.Let's meet with Mike, suggest we learn some Alchemy to improve our effectiveness and head for the Alchemy department (hopefully with Mike's introduction to whoever brewed that gender-flip potion...).
rolled 25 = 25>>17987017Voting for this.Our alchemy should also become a stapel for our combat style. We lack endurance, but if we prepare the drinks beforehand, we'll be able to cause interesting effects at no mana cost. We can buff ourselves up, debuff the enemy, etc.
rolled 52, 41 = 93>>17986993No, he rol'd 1.
You arrive at Mike's office inside the main building.As you move to knock on the door, he yells"COME INSIDE. NOW."You walk in and take a look around. It's a pretty decent office with a large wooden desk by the window and a small couch along a wall for guests.Opposite the couch is a rack of weaponry ranging from medieval swords to futuristic rifles."STOP GAWKING AND SIT DOWN.""SO YOU THINK POLYMORPHING A FELLOW TRAINEE IS FUN?!"Oh shit. He knows.*** Roll 1d100***Best of first 5 for BLUFF
rolled 70 = 70>>17987083"How else was I going to test out the potion?"
rolled 32 = 32>>17987083"Well he DID cockblock us TWICE.""TWICE WITHIN 24 hours man. GODDAMN."
rolled 38 = 38"Stop acting like you don't like it, Mike."
rolled 53 = 53>>17987083"I needed to know if it would work, and he deserved it."
rolled 99 = 99>>17987083We came for the bitches, not to be cockblocked by some clueless moron.Also, we need test subjects to raise our alchemy skills.
rolled 7 = 7"he readily accepted the drink I offered him.""It was all consensual. It wasnt even permanent."
rolled 54 = 54This went well, molto bene.
>>17987092EVERYONE. STOP. ROLLING.
rolled 20 = 20>>17987092WE ARE BEST NEGOTIATOR.
rolled 38 = 38>>17987092Saved by the Ballsiness.Hopefully Mike knows a badass Alchemy teacher (both meanings of the word) to show us what's what.
>>17987114WE ARE INDEED, BEST NEGOTIATOR. I DEMAND THIS BE THE POSE WE PRESENT OUR REBUTTAL IN
You stare back at Mike.Hey man."We came for the bitches, not to be cockblocked by some clueless moron." Your voice calm and colelcted."You yourself talked about getting the ladies when we first met, I'm just following trough with that.""Very well." He sighs. "I too pulled a few pranks back in training, i filled the fucking pool with sentient slime." He smiles at a fond memory. "Took them a week to clean it out.""I know all of this majaik is exciting and all, and you cant wait to test it all out, but do keep a lid on it. Make sure no one gets hurt.""okay man." you say."I still need to write you up for this you know?" he takes out what looks to be a small brown notebook."4Guptas deducted for Untoward conduct." He says as he scribles in it. "5Guptas reward.""A reward?" You ask "What for?""Curiosity." He continues writing. "It takes a good curious mind to study something he already knows about.""You were the only one of your class to analyze the potion after you all learned what it did."He closes his notebook."Are you interested in alchemy?" he asks you.
>>17987164"Hells yes. We've got all of these beverage and pastry-based abilities, might has well give them a real kick, too."
rolled 78 = 78>>17987164>"Are you interested in alchemy?" he asks you.Yeah.
rolled 78 = 78>>17987164My device is a teaset that can dispense any liquid or edible.Hell yeah id like some alchemy to bolster that.Some instant dispensable potions during battle would help a lot.
We gonna turn into Combat alchemy butler?!WANT.
>>17987164It does seem interesting, and seems to be a good fit for Kraus and myself. But, truely, I have not experienced enough to say what I would be best at here.
rolled 46 = 46>>17987164If it means increasing our variety of beverages and drinks that we can serve with Kraus, then we are certainly interested in Alchemy.With the addition of Alchemy in our arsenal there is the potential for healing beverages and bolstering snacks, right?
>>17987164Mike is such a good teacher. Total bro, but knows how to keep a good student-teacher relationship. The fact that he's a fucking silverback doesn't hurt matters, neither.
>>17987183A Butler must be ready to serve whatever beverage is requested of him. Including alchemical potions.
rolled 24 = 24I hope we get a cool silver pocketwatch after qualifying as a State Alchemist or whatever.
>>17987239we already have one.Jakob, the rabbit that lives in our hat, has it.[we got the hat from santa]We hope OP writes it in as some form of time-stop ability.
"A Butler must be ready to serve whatever beverage is requested of him. Including alchemical potions.""And you think someone may request a gender bending potion from you?" he asks with a raised eyebrow."Yes." you answer matter-of -factly."Very well, I shall pencil you in for some supplementary Alchem lessons. Since you still need the whole basic training course, these lessons will take some time off your rest days.""Are you okay with that?""Of course." you respond."Now onto real business." he presses a few buttons on his desk and what appears to be a hologram field materializes In between you two."You did admirably well during combat assessment earlier. You showed great potential to play a supportive role in a field team.""Your friend Keima was primarily scouted for his tactical capabilities, and he outshined everyone else in that today." The hologram shows replays of your fight with the reindeer."Amazoness was a little sloppy but the form is there. She can be trained to be a decent striker with some work.""Gai's combat skills are above average, his defense is superb. He needs to work on his tactical reasoning, but that can be overcome with a good tactician on the team.""Ms.Hartmann is a good aerial fighter, her flight magic is one of the better ones in your class. Her firepower needs a boost though, so does her Close combat capabilities."He shows a video of Santa taking out Erica, a scene you were unable to see in person."All-in-all your team was the best impromptu team assembled out in the field today. I shall have to recommend to have you guys be kept together through Basic and through advanced training as well."
rolled 47 = 47>>17987261You are the correct. I skipped over that bit somehow.But yeah, time-stop or moving so fast it's practically time-stop would be neat.Maybe we can get a silver hip-flask to store our potions instead (not sure if Kraus can actually store liquids, rather than using our MAJAIK to make them on the spot).
"We go back to you. Your severely limited supply of energy needs to be checked. Twice you have used your combat capabilities, and twice you have collapsed. Your physical attributes themselves are pretty good, so it's not your body. And your majaik potential should be enough to let you last atleast twice as long in combat.""Tomorrow shall be a day of medical/majaikal tests for all trainees, we should be able to find out more then."He turns the holo-display off and stands up from behind his desk. He hands you a scrap of paper with a name and room number written on it."Report to this guy an hour from now. He's the alchem you can take lessons under." "I'll call ahead and tell him you'll be coming.""Now get out of my office, I need to file some paperwork""thanks mike" you say as you stand up off the couch. "sorry for the trouble"As you reach the door, mike calls out to you."hey, let me tell you something."You stop as you are about to reach for the doorknob."We don't monitor the dorms." he gives you a smile, "good luck with miss Hartmann."You walk out of his office with after sharing a knowing smile.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-YOU HAVE AN HOUR OF FREE TIME.WAT DO?>sorry bout that delay, had to fix up a late dinner
>>17987354"Thanks. I thought we worked good as a team, too."
rolled 43 = 43Ask Kraus if he can store potions for later use, so we can extend our endurance by not summoning potions on the battlefield.Also, chat a bit about his opinion on alchemy.And we need to tell Erica about taking revenge on Shirou. Rance might be helpful.
>>17987370>"We don't monitor the dorms." he gives you a smile, "good luck with miss Hartmann."Mike is a real Brorilla.Now, let's find Erica, try to get her to help in getting revenge on Shirou.
We should'ave joked around with mike about getting 'befriended' by sakura.>1 hour of free time>Dorms arent monitoredFILL SHIROU'S ROOM WITH FUDGE
>"We don't monitor the dorms." he gives you a smile, "good luck with miss Hartmann."GET MIKE A PIMPHAT FOR BEING SUCH A BRO.
We go to the library.random encounter. GO!
rolled 58 = 58>>17987391Doesn't Keima also have a grudge against Shirou? We could certainly use Elsie's tactical database and networking for some of the madder plans we could hatch.Also, if there is something unfixably screwed up in our MAJAIK pipelines, we could rely on pre-prepared MAJAIK-boosting potions instead.Not sure if we can successfully fight while constantly drinking from a teacup or a hip-flask, but oh well.
>>17987391Rance seems like he's Shirou's handler.I don't know if he'll go help us.On one hand, He's Shirous handler.On the other, SHIROU IS A COCKBLOCKING DUNCEYeah, Rance would help us.
After walking out of the main building, you sit down on a nearby bench.You mentilate through Kraus to get to Erica.'Hey Erica, I've got an hour free. What're you up to?''I'm still stuck here with with my handler. She's adamant about pointing out every minute "mistake" i made in combat earlier. Goddamn.''Welp I guess I'll see you later. Oh, Mike told me something. THE DORMS ARENT MONITORED.''What fun~' you can 'hear' the mirth in her voiceYou decide to take action against shirou yourself and head down to the dorms.Taking Kraus out, you activate him."Hey, you think you can fill a room with Fudge?""WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?! I AM KRAU THE FUCKING SILVER TEASET. OF COURSE I CAN FILL A ROOM WITH FUDGE." He answers you cockily."HELL, I CAN FILL THIS WHOLE DORM IF NEEDED.""No, not the whole dorm. just one room.""OKAY THEN. SHOW ME WHERE."You walk down the hallto the door with shirou's name on the name plate By the door jamb.You knock twice to see if he's in there. no answer.You test the doorknob. It's locked. 'fucker locks his door but doesnt hesitate opening someone else's without warning? Fuck.'"damn its locked." you tell Kraus."SEE THAT GAP UNDER THE DOOR? THROW ONE OF MY KNIVES IN THERE. I'LL DO THE REST.""okay man." you grab a knife from your pocket and slide it under."WHAT CONSISTENCY DO YOU NEED THE FUDGE TO BE?" Kraus asks you."ROCK HARD." you reply.
rolled 69 = 69>>17987699.... i DO NOT THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.STOP IT!
>>17987710IT IS A GREAT IDEA. EMBRACE THE FUDGE
rolled 69 = 69How much is Kraus' range?I think it's a bad idea to stand directly in front of the door when doing this kind of shit.Also, we might get bonus for stealthyness if we manage to pull this off in a non-obvious way.tl;drGo down the hallway, even better if we can enter our room. Gives us an alibi.
You don't make it ROCK hard. You make it spongily soft enough for someone able to eat their way out instead of dying horribly or blowing up the side of their room.
>>17987699i really hope Shirou is as dense as i picture him to be because there is no way anyone would find their room packed full of fudge like that and not think someone was out to get them.if he is... then he'll have a blast clearing it all out.
rolled 38 = 38>>17987766I hope he doesn't make the FUDGE = SUSAN connection....On the other hand, we could handwave it by saying that we wanted to surprise him with the Fudge, but then fucked up the distribution due to his room being locked.
>>17987699How much you guys want to bet that Erica is getting a 'Handling' from shirou in there?
rolled 21 = 21>>17987787Keep that fucking NTR bullshit out of here.
>Go down the hallway, even better if we can enter our room. Gives us an alibi.Dorms are not monitored.Doesn't seem there's anyone there at the moment. most everyone is with their handlers.
>>17987787Mmm, how about no?
what kind of secrets is Shirou hiding in his room?Lets spy.
>>17987787Bullshit. At most shirou would want to look at erica's striker unit.And no that is no euphemism>shirou was in the room asleep>he's now entombed in fudge
rolled 91 = 91>>17987809...Are you fucking serious?We are standing in front of Shirou's room. While it is being filled with Fudge.Seriously, there's way too fucking much that can go wrong just by someone walking down the hallway. You must be borderline retarded to not seek out a way to not be seen.
>>17987785And we did say we'd give him SO MUCH FUDGE.
You head back to your room. Feeling satisfied with your work.'Let's see that fucker eat though that fudge to get his shit." you tell noone in particular."THEY WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO DISPEL THAT FUCK GLOB. ANYFOOD I GENERATE IS PART OF THE MATERIAL PLANE UNTIL IT IS EATEN, OR I CLEAN IT UP MYSELF."Kraus adds."AND I AM NO WAY IN HELL CLEANING THAT SHIT UP.""So, what's up with you and Frau?" you ask Kraus"NETWORKING, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?"You hear a knock on your door.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-WHO IS IT?!majority vote.[Can't be erica though]
>>17987860Shirou. He wants more fudge.
rolled 86 = 86>>17987860KAMENRIIIIIIIIDDDDEEERRRRR
>>17987860keima. He wants to see bunnymode some more.
rolled 28 = 28>>17987860Rance. He wants us to help him to make Shirou less retarded.
>>17987860We triggered too many flags with Keima. It can't not be him
rolled 61 = 61>>17987866>>17987875>>17987894>/tg/ - So gay it is no longer a joke
>>17987860Kamen rider saw everything!
>>17987860It's Kamen Rider, here to ask about something completely unrelated.
>>17987901Of course he did, and understands.Regardless, I'm voting Gai shows up
>>17987875this. Im sure we have some more of that potion laying around. And besides we live to serve.
rolled 46 = 46KeimaHe has come to answer our question Also we are a classy motherfucking battle butler if we want to be sipping a drink while we give people beat downs we will do it and look awesome
Keima. Let's have Elsie copy bunnymode.
>>17987959I dunno, Keima showing up does have its potential. I'm not voting for him right now, but still.
>>17987959Is there a reason to cry samefag? In the end, Landing Gear can choose to run this however he wants, regardless of posts.
You go to the door and open it.Keima is standing there with Elsie in hand."Sup brah." you greet him."Nothing much, I just wanted to check in on you and tell you that our group is now officially a 'team'." he tells you in monotone."Yeah Mike told me," You reply. "Guess we're stuck with each other for the time being.""HEY FUCK FACE" Kraus tells you, "WE HAVE A GUEST. SERVE SOME TEA."=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=>Just to clarify guys.>Quotation marks mean AUDIBLE DIALOGUE.>Aphostrophes used in place of Quotation marks means telepathy>Also to MENTILLATE means to use telephaty.>I made that word up, feel free to use it.-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-"Oh right, where are my manners." you gesture for keima to come inside.A table for two is now set in the middle of your room. Kraus in active form sits there filled with, from what you can tell by the scent, a classic Earl Grey."No. I just came by to tell you about that team thing.""Oh I insist taht you have tea with me.""NIIISAMA, IT'S RUDE TO TURN DOWN HOSPITALITY!" Elsie adds."Alright. Alright. Just a cup of tea."You sit keima down and serve him some tea, You also serve yourself some and sit opposite him on the table.A few moments pass in awkward silence as you two sip your hot beverages."H-hey." Keima says in a ridiculously small voice "Can I see it?"-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[ ]yes.[ ]Of course.[ ]AYUP[ ]Crazy Ivan
>>17988078Crazy Ivan. It can only end well.
>>17988078[x}Of course.Let's see if the top hat transforms with us.
>>17988078OF COURSE.Proceed to take pants off
[x] See what?
[X]Of course.Unless it's our ripped out, beating heart in her hands we should be fine.
>>17988078Of course. Fucking finally.
>>17988139Dude. Keima is a guy.He was only a girl for a day.
rolled 36 = 36>>17988157All it takes is a little majaik for it to happen again
I really hope our guy is straight.A complete hetero with absolutely not a bit of insecurity of his sexuality. We might like girly stuff and dress up as a girl once in a while but we just swing that way, at all.I think that's pretty funny.
rolled 91 = 91>>17988175Yeah, better than being bisexual. We should be a paragon of manliness. And real men wear pink.Anyway, if Keima makes advances, tell him that we aren't interested in men. And that he looked awesome as girl.
>>17988175We are secure enough in our masculinity and heterosexuality to sleep with a guy, if the pique hits us. Or if we think it's funny.
rolled 86 = 86I agreeTell him we would sleep with him as a girl if he makes advances but we don't swing the other way
rolled 25 = 25>>17988078Just once, I want to see what comes of [x]Crazy Ivan
rolled 97 = 97CRAZY IVAN
rolled 13 = 13>>17988078Rolling for Crazy Ivan. He's a student from the Advanced class who is insanely powerful. His weapon is a Russian tea set, which as you may know, is actually a bottle of vodka.While on one of his signature bouts of dementia, he tears the walls off your room and proceeds to vigorously rape your bed.
rolled 53 = 53>>17988279Crazy Ivan is our guardian spirit?This guy can be summoned by us at any time. He's also the reason why we drain mana so quickly - He's using some of our power to stay alive.
rolled 47 = 47I want to see if the hat transforms with us.
Just no anal. Not even in girl form.
rolled 4 = 4>>17988331Hell yes anal We ravage all paths and batter down all obstacles in our quest for bitches
rolled 90 = 90rollin for anal
rolled 68 = 68>>17988421Rolling with you, my brother.
>>17988421fuck yes!>rmsupe impietythats right captcha...
rolled 87, 74 = 161[X]Crazy Ivan
rolled 1 = 1>>17988331Brother, we are the fuckER, not the fuckEE, and if we want to put it in Keima-chan's butt when the time comes, we will.
"Of course."You stand up and proceed to take off your pants."N-not that you idiot." he says exasperated. "I meant bunnymode.""Oh." You feign disappointment in your tone. "you meant that.""Yeah. W-what else could I have meant?""Why do you want to see it by the way?""I-I just wanted to look at the costume design." His voice perceptively shaking. "I could use it for a game Im helping some guys are making back home.""I-it's not like i enjoy looking at you in it or anything.""Well then, as a butler, i could not refuse a guest.""Kraus, our guest request to see Bunnymode. Are you up for it""SURE. SURE. WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT, YOU BUNCH OF QUEERS."You transform into Bunnymode as Keima watches in rapt attention.AS you finish transformation you notice something new.You are now holding a picnic basket with your left arm.You open it and find Jakob inside."Hello, herr Susan. Those ears look cute on you." He says.You quickly close the basket back up.You turn to Keima"Okay, now what?" you ask him"Can you twirl around a bit for me?""No." "Why?""The way you said it just sounds so wrong.""Can you please turn around so i can see the details on the back?""Oh. Okay." you oblige himWith your back turned to him you can the scribbling of a pencil on paper.you turn back around to see that he had completed a rudementary sketch of your costume with the minute details scribbled in text along the margin.
rolled 61 = 61>>17988454Actually that's the result of someone having a tripcode but no name before it. The tripcode is not highlighted like Anonymous usually is, so you can't see what they rolled. It's probably not intentional.
"So you really were just interested in the costume?""Of course.""Damn, and I had this whole speech set up.""What speech?" he asks you."I was gonna say "I dont swing that way", "I only like you as a friend", "I preffer Vaginas"." YOu list off the stuff in your head, "THAT speech.""What, you think I..?" hes clearly flabbergasted. "YOu thought that I...""Ayup.""NO." He says firmly.Bunny mode powers down and you find yourself back in butler form.Keima stands up and prepares to leave."I thank you for your time, and the tea." he says formally. "I'll see you back in training.""'Kay man, see ya."As he walks out the door you call out to him."Hey Keima. You were cute as a girl.""GAH!" he says and his step quicken.As you hear the door to his room shut, you turn to Kraus and say, "Send Elsie a copy of the binnymode data. I'm sure they could use it."
rolled 52 = 52I quite like the idea of these two being straight and just misunderstanding each other constantly
rolled 79, 85 = 164>>17988478>>17988469Nicely handled OP.Is it time for alchemy yet?
rolled 15 = 15Whoops, fucked up tripcode there. This should demonstrate
Also, two things to ask Kraus: is the potion stable after our test with Shirou, or are the results still... uncertain?And: can we alter the appearance of bunny mode any? Just to look a bit more coordinated, or something
rolled 71 = 71>>17988510It would be interesting to be able to change gender in addition to gaining female clothing.Might be useful for causing all kinds of awesome shit. We could prank the shit out of everyone.
>>17988510>he wants to change bunnymode.NOPE.
>>17988454You insult me, sir. I would never do that. Unless I thought it would be really funny. I'm nokoing for the purpose of noko, not to hide dice. That shit ain't cool. It's just a bitch to refund threads on my phone after posting.
>>17988518>change genderGODDAMMIT MAN. OP MANAGED TO HELP US DODGE ONE BULLET. NOW YOURE JUMPING BACK IN FRONT OF THE CANNON.
>>17988510Better color coordination for our BUNNYMODE would be nice.Keep the striped panties, but make them side-tied. Keima's got a point about looking like a discount dating sim. We should try to look better.
>>17988540There's a couple people whining about samefags and noko+dice rolls.. Just ignore it.
>>17988518>>17988518How about if we could change our look. like a female disguise. That would be useful.Right now bunnymode is just us in drag [though we do look quite good in it]
>>17988587>like a female disguise. Bunnymode is to DRAW attention and dazzle people. That's not a good base for a disguise.
rolled 48 = 48>>17988623We add a sub routine to bunny mode.OR we make a new mode.MAID MODE.we look totally different.Bonus stealth capabilities.
>>17988640That mode only gives us 60 seconds, far too little time.I think it better if we get Butler invisibility, relating to how a butler should be unseen but instantly respond when called upon.
rolled 5 = 5>>17988640Yeah, MAID MODE would be a secret. We tell Kraus to not tell anyone else - Not because we are ashamed, obviously. We just intend it to be nice for recon missions.I imagine it would be very useful for gaining information from men. We might also look into a seductor mode to use on women.
>>17988474No, it's the noko, it hides the email field when used. Just a trip doesn't, as you should be able to see here. But any way. >>17988518If we need to do that, we can do it with potions. >>17988532>>17988561This anon knows what I'm getting at
>>17988670We are always in seductor mode. Always.
You glance at the watch on your desk.You have 15 minutes left until that appointment with the Alchem Mike set-up for you.As you walk down the hall and pass by Shirou's room you smell it absolutely reeking with fudge."heh. fudge." you murmur.You head out to the R&D buildings.Arriving there you take the elevator down to the level written on the scrap of paper.You find the room in a dimly lit hallway, a lamp a few meters down flickering on and off, as if on the verge of its lifespan.You knock on the door and you hear someone say"I have my hands full right now. Let yourself in."You open the door to reveal....-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-WHO DO YOU SEE?!taking ideas.>>17988640i like how you think<possible MAID MODE form?
rolled 29 = 29MAID MODE would give us a different power set, centered on stealth.Less powerful, but very quiet and hard to see.Also, our alchemy teacher should be... Edward Elric?Bonus points for making fun of his size.How is alchemy in this setting defined? Changing materials or just creating potions and the like?
rolled 5 = 5A red haired girl in chinese clothes.
What does Kraus have against Bunny Mode, any way?I'm with >>17988666 for butler invisibility, rather than a Maid variant. We may not have an issue with wearing women's clothing, but they shouldn't be our go-to gimmick.
rolled 62 = 62>>17988710A milf.
>>17988757OOH. THIS!Now we know who makes that genderflip potion
>>17988710Edward or Alphonse Elric?Another Egon Spengler?Some white-haired alchemist with extra servo arms holding bubbling mixtures as he slowly drips different ingredients into a solution in a beaker that 2 servo arms are channeling magic into it.
rolled 70 = 70>>17988710this guy
rolled 91 = 91I'm for Ezio as teacher. He might teach us some very potent potions. And stealth.
>>17988762Kraus disapproves of bunnymode since it forces him to turn into a pair of fluffy bunny ears.and i quote: "I DONT MIND SEEING MY USER DRESSED UP LIKE A SLUTTY MAID FROM A BAD DATING SIM, HELL I'D ACTUALLY ENJOY LAUGHING AT YOU. BUT THIS MODE FORCES ME TO TURN INTO FUCKING BUNNY EARS.""FUCKING. BUNNY EARS. I WAS AN ELEGANT TEASET. FUCK."
>>17988790Also, manly accent.Seriously, this guy could teach us a lot about all of our skills. He's a womanizer, after all.
>>17988778holy shit, this.
>>17988800>>17988790don't think Ezio knows how to mix a whole lot of potions though.
rolled 15 = 15>>17988819He did create potent poison.I consider the idea to be hilarious - It would be a hidden side to him that now one really knows.Though it is implied with bombs and poison.
rolled 79 = 79>>17988790Ezio Auditore da Firenze
>>17988757I like how you think.okay guys, keep the suggestions flying.Im just going out to purchase some smokes
>>17988790He strikes me as a stealth/combat instructor, not alchemy. Rollan for Mr. Elric, either one
rolled 7 = 7>>17988870Goddamnit, fucked up the dice
rolled 99 = 99>>17988856Seconding Magical Red head.
Alchemy? As in poisons and potions? When Magical Girls are around?It must be Magical Amber.
Watch as OP picks ranma over ezio.Ezio seems more of a combat trainer than an alchemist.Ranma is also a combatant. But the genderflip thing is just too good of a connection to not make.
rolled 31 = 31>>17988870Stealth/Combat/WomanizingOnce we reached MAID MODE, we need to find him.Landing Gear, is that possible?
rolled 50 = 50Battle Princess, wandering the school grounds
>>17988756I'll second Wasshu.
rolled 64 = 64Seems like we'll be hitting on our teacher...I say she's stuck in female mode. She used the new students as scapegoats to find a potion that might be potent enough to cure her.
rolled 53 = 53>>17988915>scapegoats ...The fuck was I thinking?I meant guinea pigs.
>>17988915How about dual personalities.Female ranma is completely different from male ranma.And they treat each other like siblings.
I'm seconding any characters that actually have something to do with ALCHEMY.
rolled 54 = 54>>17988955Pic related?
>>17988912Seemed like a good idea, hyperscientist from the magical Tenchi universe? yes please.But people seem to prefer the lower tier ones, hell Edward and Alphonse don't even make potions, the very concept of what alchemy does in their universe is different from what we're trying to learn.
>>17988975>ranma>low tierBitch please. go back to your LOVE HINA in space.
rolled 64 = 64>>17988975We could always go with Snape.But that would be boring.Still trying to think of a fitting alchemist... I know that there's multiple alchemist characters that I know of. But I can't seem to remember them.
Then how about Leonardo Da Vinci? I mean, we dont truly know how the time flows here so it could be possible xD
rolled 29 = 29>>17988996this
>>17988891No other Nasufags in the thread, I see.Very well. I thought it'd be hilarious.I'll cast my vote for Ranma, then.
>>17988985Ranma knows jack shit about potions, he was always a martial artist who transformed in water cause his father was an idiot about where they trained.unarmed combat instructor? high tier, potions and alchemy? shit tier.
rolled 21 = 21>>17988996>xDSo are you trolling or are you serious?
rolled 10 = 10>>17988710This.
rolled 97 = 97>>17989022I agree. He's basically the perfect mentor for us.
rolled 11 = 11>>17989022I haven't even seen the show but it looks surprisingly fitting.
rolled 21 = 21>>17989022Rolling for this.
rolled 76 = 76>>17989032Yeah, anything else would be dumb. This is the proper thematic and aesthetic choice, bar none.
>>17989022i support this
rolled 35 = 35>>17989022>>17989031>>17989032>>17989044>>17989045>>17989048http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartender_%28manga%29YUP.
rolled 3 = 3>>17989057>>17989051>>17989048>>17989045>>17989044>>17989032>>17989031>>17989022Wow, I hope OP listens to this rather than going with the 99 rolled for Ranma.
>>17989072Well he didn't actually ask for rolls, he just said he was taking suggestions.
>>17989022We'll seeing as how overwhelming the support is for that one ill roll with it.Problem is, i have never seen the show.Im im mostly gonna bullshit it along the way.BRB reading a chapter. to get a feel
>>17989118sooo... yakitate japan but alchohol?i need to read the second chapter.
>>17989179I dunno, OP. I haven't read it either.
rolled 26 = 26>>17989179He's extremely polite, courteous, and helpful, reads people really well, and always has what seems to be the exact right drink and story to help a person overcome/come to terms with their problems. In short, he is the perfect bartender.
I have read it and it is quite awesome. The characters nickname is The God Hands I think. Cant remember too well tho, was some time since I read it.
>>17989193has the title "glass of god" if i remember correct.
rolled 52 = 52>>17989212> The God Handshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY90Jl-W6Bg
Okay. i think i can roll a bit with just 2 chapters in me.-=-=-=-=-=-=-=\-=-=-=-=-=YOu open the door and find yourself in an old fashioned bar.A far cry from the witches coven or Chemical lab you were expecting.Behind the magnificent bar stands a man who looks to be around in his mid 20s."Welcome." he says. "can I offer you a drink?""Uhhhh, excuse me but I was looking for the laboratory of a mr.Ryuu?""Ah you must be that kid Mike was training." he gestures you towards one of the stools "have a seat.""So, How can I help you today my friend?"
rolled 28 = 28>>17989223Just saw the first episode.It's "glass of god" or "glass of the gods".
rolled 14 = 14>>17989335"I'm hoping to learn about alchemy. It sounds like something I might want to specialize in, what with my aesthetic."
>>17989335"Mike said you could help me learn about alchemy, but I gotta say, this is not what I was expecting."
rolled 90 = 90>>17989387This.He'll swoop our feet and give us the perfect drink.What is our perfect drink of the occasion?
rolled 4 = 4>>17989505Dunno. But HE will.
rolled 83 = 83>>17989505Buttermilk.
rolled 70 = 70>>17989505Shirley Temple
>>17989335"I was hoping to learn about alchemy, that potion they baited us with the last day perked my interests."You begin to explain. "And the fact that my magical aesthetic focuses on beverages also makes me wonder what i could do if i infused some alchemy with them.""Ah, so you tried my Wild-Horse huh?" he says with a smile as he wipes some glasses with a cloth he produced from under his bar."I didn't actually drink it though," you clarify, "i analyzed it.""I see." He looks you in the eyes, "let me tell you a story.""During one of my field assignments here in the IDPKB, I once met a fellow peacekeeper that had quite a unique problem.""Every night he'd come into the bar we used as a front for our office and ask me for a drink. But no matter what i served him, he never seemed satisfied.""I found out that that operative was cursed. Cursed to transform into a woman whenever water touched him.As you can imagine, he didnt take this curse too well.""So he just kept coming back to the bar each night asking for drinks that would never lift his spirits."
He grabs a bottle from the wall behind him and pours himself a shot. A poof of smoke and he turned into a woman."One night he came into my bar and what he saw was this." she gestures to her now feminine body."i had been researching her curse for weeks after i learned about it, but it still gave me little insight about him. So I concocted a potion to duplicate the curse. I used it on my self a few days before to actually experience it.""When he came in and saw me as a female, he was enraged. He thought i was mocking him.I told him he wasn't and served him a drink.""I didnt serve him alcohol that night. no.""I made him some coffee. and i got him to open up to me.""from that night on we had coffee together. And it seemed that a great weight was lifted off his shoulders.""You see, what he needed wasnt alcohol, what he needed was the camaraderie. And I needed to experience a bit of how he felt to be able to connect with him."He wipes the top of the pristine bar with a rag"Experience is way more valuable than analysis.""i could have read books on his curse for years, and not learn a single thing. but a few days in female form allowed me to share, if even a little, of his burden."You are floored by this man. To go so far for a friend, no, a customer. "Now here's what i want from you. I want to experience you.""Serve me a drink."He steps out from behind the bar and gestures you inside. "Any drink you want"***ROLL FOR SKILL***also what do we serve Ryuu?-=-=-=-=-Goddamn you /tg/ for adding another manga to my reading list.
rolled 22 = 22>>17989596>vlcsnapBut seriously. Earl Grey.
rolled 67 = 67>>17989585>>17989596You captured his manner perfectly. Let's serve him a dark, rich tea.
rolled 78 = 78>>17989596A light herbal tea good for relaxing stiff joints but still tasting slightly sweet without being overpowering.
rolled 51 = 51>>17989615vlcsnap seems to piss people off, and I really don't know why. Bloated file-size or something?Anyway, the man needs tea fit for the gods themselves.
rolled 16 = 16>>17989596>>17989585>wild-horse>RANMA>tell's the story of a depressed ranmaWell done OP.We make him tea. BY HAND. NO MAJAIKS
>>17989596>>17989585this works nicely, unfortunately i know jackshit about drinks so i'll leave the rolling to the guys that do.
rolled 21 = 21>>17989628Because VLC is shitty.Use MPC.
rolled 58 = 58>>17989596Serve a cup of Irish coffee.
rolled 53 = 53Rolling for hot chocolate with cream.
rolled 13 = 13All these shitty rollsThis means if we get good enough we'll get laid with Erica?Since always when bad rolls we could butler Erica.
>>17989639I don't even use VLC. I use ZoomPlayer, but I'll look into MPC, too.
rolled 61 = 61>>17989646You see.Erica'll be involved.
You really really portrayed him perfectly Landing Gear Well Done! Anyway I need to be reminded how to roll these dices and then Iam up for some suggesting of actions as well ^^
>>17989615sorry grabbed a pic off google.>>17989622It's not that good. I only have 3 chapters in me so far.>>17989628People dislike VLC, [i do too, a little]It's a bare bones program that will play anything, but it does so horrendously.>anyone else having the problem of captcha not changing? Showing the same image over and over until you hit refresh on it?
rolled 57 = 57>>17989663You not only need to be reminded on how to use dice, you also need a reminder on proper etiquette on this website.Either you adapt or you go back to /gaia/, fucknut.
rolled 54 = 54>>17989596This is a man who has seen and heard it all.Long Island ice team. Something with a bit of everything.. that tastes like tea. Because you're a goddamned butler and he's a bartender.
>>17989663Put "dice+1d100" in the email field.The first number is the number of dice, the second is the type.
rolled 79 = 799 posts after this 'til autosage, wat do?I suggest shooting new thread with that sweet sweet vanilla tea.
>>17989710This is /tg/, broseph. Threads can survive, nay, thrive for over a hundred posts past the bump limit with ease. Especially quest threads.
rolled 94 = 94>>17989754Very well.So, vanilla tea.
rolled 68 = 68>>17989797Yes, that is acceptable.
You position yourself behind the bar as Ryuu seats himself on a stool."Would you mind if I used my own equipment?""Of course not." he replies "feel free to do as you please."You take Kraus out of your pocket."Kraus, Active mode.""JAWOHL"
As you begin to set up to make some tea for your host, he speaks up"Oh, your device is a teaset? How, I enjoy seeing non-weapon Devices.""Almost all of the new recruits go for guns or a sword. It's not that i disapprove of them, but it just pleases me to see someone open minded enough to have such a unique partner"As you prepare some Ceylon, you feel him watching your every move.As you serve it to him. he looks Up at you and asks, "This aroma, this is Ceylon, is it not? tell me. Why did you choose this?""I chose to serve you Ceylon for one basic reason. I dislike the smell of alcohol, and i wanted to cover it up by brewing that.""Your honesty is invaluable. But as I've said, I want the experience." he sips on the tea approvingly. Not saying anything until He finishes the glass."I will teach you basic alchemy." he says."Thank you sir." you answer, as you clean up the bar once more."Very well, now for starters. Do you have any questions for me?" he asks you."Why a bar?" You bluntly say.""Why not a cauldron, or a laboratory?" you mean.""Y-yeah. I came here expecting beakers and flasks. I did'nt expect to walk into a bar this deep under R&D.""It's the same reason you have a teapot for a partner. One works best if he is in his element.And for me this bar, no, Johnny is most comfortable.""But in the end I feel like i could still do just as well with a pail and a rusty spoon.""For alchemy, it actually would apply to everything under the sun, remember this. It's not HOW you make it, but WHY you make it that's important."
rolled 45 = 45"'Johnny' eh? May I ask when we will move on to brewing? Apologies if I feel like I am rushing, alchemy is just so interesting, and I'm glad you started lessons already."
>>17990034We should let him examine the experimental potion we brewed and let him explain what the fuck we just made.
rolled 58 = 58>>17990098And what the fuck we did wrong.
rolled 45 = 45>>17990098Good idea.Hopefully he won't judge us on this.
>>17990098This, but explain it kinda sheepishly.Hang on a minute. If the dorms aren't monitored, how did Mike know we had analyzed it?Well, okay, aside from using a derivative on Shirou.
>>17990089Time flies bar inside the bar as Ryuu discusses with you the basics of alchemy. You never got to actually create anything. But you feel like you are now a step in the right direction.The bar's lights blink thrice."Oops there's the last call for us. Thanlks for the reminder Johnny.""You are most welcome." you hear a voice reply.You look up at the old clock on the wall and see that it's already past 21:00"You should go grab some dinner and head back to the dorms. Tomorrow's the Medical examinations for the trainees, and you'd not want to be in less than great shape." he tell's you."Come see me on your next free day. My door will always be open for you Hayate."You walk out of the room and into the night.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Okay, it's 6am here. and I also need the sleep. I will continue in about 6 hours.NEXT TIME ON MSQ: Mein Engel. [you guys save up your best rolls, you're gonna need it for CQC exercises with Erica]
rolled 74 = 74>>17990169No. With calm pride. We did pretty okay for an untrained first attempt.
>>17990189>My door will always be open for you Hayate>HayateYou did it again, OP!
rolled 100 = 100>>17990189OH GOD ERICA IS GOING TO WHOOP OUR ASS. PROBABLY FLIRTILY. AND SUGGESTIVELY. SHE'LL LEAVE US SORE, BRUISED, AND UNSURE OF WHETHER OR NOT WE REALLY ENJOYED WHAT JUST HAPPENED. HNNNG.
>>17990189First, how the fuck did he work out our name?Second, CQC with Erica? Can we keep our focus long enough to actually fight, or are we going to end up ogling her too much to actually fight?
>>17990203YOU JUST HAD TO WAST THAT 100
>>17990189>My door will always be open for you Hayate."Wait.... how... what?
rolled 60 = 60>>17990189again with the Hayate
>>17990212GODDAMMIT SHIROU, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL A EUPHEMISM
>>17990212>>17990197>>17990225>>17990226OP slips up when he's sleepy.Id like to think that in-meta it means that people actually know who 'Susan' isSakura, Kraus, and now Ryuu
rolled 40 = 40>>17990251Well, Kraus is a mind-linked device, Sakura has precognition abilities of great magnitude and Ryuu is also borderline omniscient.
>>17990236EUPHEMISM?Why would we be practicing mercy-killings?
rolled 87 = 87Sooo. SEXY TIME WITH ERICA?!better dump all the low rolls
rolled 94 = 94>>17990307God dammit stop that you're wasting the 50+ rolls
rolled 19 = 19>>17990320Stop it.
>>17990320look who's talking. Fuckass.
... Goddamnit, stop depleting the dice.
>>17990320NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
rolled 50 = 50ROLLING.
rolled 36, 19, 63, 8, 96, 45, 92, 44, 17, 90, 43, 83, 39, 87, 1, 70, 61, 11, 64, 6 = 975ROLL ALL OF THE DICE!
rolled 27, 15, 26, 2, 38, 9, 68, 46, 91, 42, 54, 95, 5, 80, 11, 50, 97, 53, 66, 29, 92, 32, 15, 61, 16 = 1120>>17990415ALL OF THEM!
rolled 60, 30, 2, 46, 42, 89, 70, 8, 41, 66, 23, 3, 42, 90, 22, 68, 83, 51, 8, 18, 30, 49, 16, 90, 59 = 1106They see me rollin'
rolled 34 = 34>>17990415>>17990422>>17990470YOU WITH THE 90+s. STOP IT!
rolled 74, 50, 49, 33, 10, 27, 47, 12, 3, 36, 66, 39, 56, 23, 57, 40, 69, 12, 91, 87 = 881Why?
rolled 17, 98, 4, 93, 61, 92, 2, 12, 49, 10, 26, 48, 63, 89, 49, 57, 43, 33, 61, 94, 34, 17, 44, 80, 26 = 1202roll thread?
rolled 48, 91, 91, 78, 2, 43, 70, 77, 77, 42, 92, 88, 52, 4, 86, 83, 74, 38, 34, 80, 72, 73, 50, 44, 72 = 1561
rolled 56, 96, 10, 6, 61, 39, 90, 10, 79, 1, 35, 14, 35, 32, 6, 23, 5, 42, 13, 8, 27, 6, 41, 6, 57 = 798
rolled 67, 53, 46, 52, 42, 84, 14, 10, 74, 53, 66, 76, 10, 74, 96, 98, 27, 8, 16, 67, 5, 67, 56, 99, 95 = 1355
rolled 33, 5, 16, 76, 8, 38, 16, 66, 87, 37, 4, 35, 39, 58, 26, 92, 93, 76, 35, 15, 37, 34, 82, 59, 75 = 1142
rolled 15 = 15Thank you for fucking with the archive, faggots.
rolled 94 = 94>>17990697what?
>>17991676The retarded is strong in this one.Must be the dice fucker from above.
rolled 89 = 89>>17991676It's been Autosage for 36 posts (this included), no bumping this one.