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    35 KB STRIKE WITCHES: BOUNCY BALLS planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)21:46 No.17968260  
    "So," your radar operator says, "The Yeagers were looking for you earlier. Brother and Sister. They're over thataways."

    "I'm not here about that."

    "Oh," Sean says. "So you want a sitrep on what the Wing Commander is doing about those mysterious alien radio transmissions we've been monitoring?"


    Sean looks at you searchingly, then notices the newspaper in your hand.

    "You're here for girl advice."

    "... yes."

    "Have I ever told you I fucking hate pilots?"

    "Every damn day."

    He sighs, and kicks at your head, forcing you to slide down the ladder. "Gimme a fucking minute, Richard Cranium, and I'l dispense my worldly wisdom."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:48 No.17968298

    Been waiting for that picture to be used as an opener.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:48 No.17968300

    >Richard Cranium

    Did I mention how much I love this guy's wit?
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    >Richard Cranium
    What you did there... I see it
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:49 No.17968311

    After that, ask about the transmissions.

    We must have intel.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:49 No.17968314
    >Talking to Sean about Girls
    What why.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)21:49 No.17968323
    So both of the yaegers were looking for us? Intriguing. Thought it was just chuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:49 No.17968327
    >So you want a sitrep on what the Wing Commander is doing about those mysterious alien radio transmissions we've been monitoring?
    Actually, after the women advice, we SHOULD ask him about that.
    Because if Sanya picked up the transmissions before, and they're still on the same frequency, wouldn't she be hearing them now?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)21:49 No.17968328

    (Finally remembered to. It's fucking GLORIOUS.)
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)21:50 No.17968340
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    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)21:51 No.17968356
    whoops forgot my noko.

    I hope Sean has some good advice. Were neck deep in it this time thanks to Ian. (not that it wasn't worth it)
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:51 No.17968364
    SEND IT!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:53 No.17968397
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    I think it's time we showed these witches that they're not the only ones on the island with magic. Make it clear that we're not only better at flying than them (since we have to actually work for it), but that we can best them in the mystical arts as well.

    We should put on a show for the whole squad, demonstrating the manly approach to what has thus far been an entirely too feminine subject. We will dazzle and amaze our audience with feats of magic never before seen. We will astound them with the precision and dexterity of our sorcery. We will once and for all prove that Man is equal to or greater than panty-clad loli.
    We will pull a rabbit out of a hat.

    Pic may or may not be related.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:54 No.17968413
    No that's stupid and irrelevant.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:54 No.17968417
    ....are you TRYING to get us locked away at area 51!?!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:54 No.17968421
    For all of the reasons expounded on at large in previous threads, this is THE WORST FUCKING IDEA.

    The gnome secret goes to the grave with us.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)21:55 No.17968427
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    We never reveal the gnome.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)21:55 No.17968429
    ...I was ready to call you an idiot.

    Amusing idea, but I feel it could backfire to easily.

    He's talking about a magic show, as in show magic. Sleight of hand, not actual magic.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)21:55 No.17968437
    Actually no.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:55 No.17968439
    I for one think our fellow likely gnomes should be informed. But now is clearly not the time.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:56 No.17968448
    I know. It's still stupid and irrelevant.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:56 No.17968459

    Gnome = Skill

    Skill =/= Gnome

    Figuring out who is one will be the problem.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:56 No.17968460
    Still a bad idea. If they see how good we are at sleight of hand, they might get suspicious the next time we offer to play a few hands of poker.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:57 No.17968471
    You're missing the punchline. The idea is to make it seem like we're going to come out as a gnome, dropping hints about how magical we are, but then just do really bad magic tricks like quarters from ears, card tricks and the like. Might be useful if Shirley gets more suspicious.

    Yes it is.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:57 No.17968480
    >Gnome = Skill
    No, that's wrong.
    Gnome + Skill = machine keeps up with pilot. We can push it harder, but still need the skill to control it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:58 No.17968485
    Given Sakamoto's habit with cards I don't think we'd be out of place.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)21:58 No.17968489
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    "So. Yeah. Uh, Trude is all pissed off at me this morning, because of this." You flourish the newspaper and the damning photo.

    "Yeah," Sean says, looking at it. "I did notice him fuck off to the dorms this morning with a stack of something. Sneaky little fucker."

    "But..." you snatch the paper back and punch it with your free fist in frustration. "Trude was - last night, when she sucked me in the window, she was on me like gay on a sailor, man! Even after the alien attack interrupted things, she was pretty damn friendly. Even tried to play the 'dead' joke on me. She was *relaxed,* man! And now this!" You sigh. "I'm not fucking Cassanova but even I know this whiplash shit is weird."

    Sean stares at you. "Are you a complete moron, or are some pieces still missing?"


    "Chris, you raving fucking moron. Her sister. It's been what, forty-eight? Seventy-two hours? She should've been found long before now, alive OR dead. Trude knows that, she isn't stupid. And the wait has gone on twice as long as it should have."

    ".... so."

    "So it's got nothing to do with you, you self-centered fuck-face," Sean says, rubbing his forehead like a weary old man lecturing his grandson. "She's going nucking futs right now, man. And Sakamoto's pretty sure she was crushing on you after we saved her ass in that first scrap, so..."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:59 No.17968501
    But that's the exact kind of thing that might get Trude putting two and two together. We did ask her about magic. And if she and Shirley compare notes...
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)21:59 No.17968507
    Oh I agree, and I did not link to your post.Assu,img of course that this,>>17968413,
    is you.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)21:59 No.17968508
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:59 No.17968511
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    OH GOD.

    Judging from Sakamoto's reaction to Trude, she probably KNOWS about Trude's attraction to us.

    Where does her grapevine stretch from??? And shes probably using the triangle for her own entertainment.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:59 No.17968512
    It's a bit much, really. Maybe use something similar to get out of a tight situation, but probably not the sort of thing we should initiate.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:00 No.17968524
    Yeah. She does believe her sister died in that one Martian raid, remember? And I don't think Minna has broken out the truth about her.

    I don't want to be anywhere near Trude when that happens.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:00 No.17968527
    Yeah, about her Sean. Anything you want to share?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:00 No.17968536
    probably a typo.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:01 No.17968540
    It's not like we really thing she doesn't worry about her sister, but she should be looking to us with support instead of another thing to be pissed about. And we owe her at least that much. So how do we fix THAT?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:01 No.17968546
    I think it would depend on how we did it. If we started off by saying "you're magic is boring, mine's much better. Sure, you can fly and shit, but can you do this?" *extract colored ribbon from mouth*
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:01 No.17968549
    Trude's sister.
    The one's hospital got bombed when we failed to take down that buzz bomb.
    Who's bed was found empty, and she couldn't have gotten out on her own because she's in a fucking coma.
    And the Martians sent out their activation signal that night, plenty of time to get to the hospital ruins and find Chris ahead of the rescuers.
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    we don't want to be on the same damn island!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)22:02 No.17968555
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    We must gather our party to ventur- greet the new witches, after we bother Yeager and Yeager

    So that means finding Zuchini, Sanya, Hartmann, and Elia.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:02 No.17968556
    Trude's sister who was in a military hospital in a coma.
    While flying back from stealing all the things, we found a buzzbomb flight, took most of them out, but some got through.
    One hit that hospital, Chris was NOT FOUND ANYWHERE. Not even in pieces.
    She's been captured. Or woke up with amnesia and is now wandering the streets in a very flattering hospital gown.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)22:02 No.17968557
    Well I say we avoid trolling trude and Miya and Perrine for a while and get all this shit with the Yeagers sorted out.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:02 No.17968559
    Female. It stretches across worlds in seconds.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:02 No.17968568
    Sean's implication is that she's figured out that Chris was probably captured, not killed.

    Needless to say, this is actually worse than if Chris had died.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:02 No.17968569

    Seconds? It's a god damn hivemind.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:03 No.17968571
    > And if she and Shirley compare notes...

    to busy turning everything they do into a competition.

    oh wait fuck
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:03 No.17968579
    One of the Witches (Trude herself, I think) said the rumor mill was pretty much telepathic in the castle at this point.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:03 No.17968580
    It's more like the internet.
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)22:03 No.17968581
    We need to make a deal with sakamoto to give us a heads up for this type of shit. Only a matter of time before a small slip up gets us with another knife at our throat.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:04 No.17968600
    That's what Sean's for, it seems.
    Speaking of which,

    Sakamoto's pretty sure, eh? And she was talking to you about this? What else might she have been doing to you?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:05 No.17968602
    No, no, they will not wait to fuck. It will be a threesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:05 No.17968609
    We don't start this line of inquiry until he starts calling her "Mio".
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)22:05 No.17968611
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    You reel in shock.

    "I- I'm- I'm a-"

    "A distraction," Sean says smugly.

    Horrible realization dawns on you.

    "A- and when Eila and Charlotte jumped me-"

    "Recreational lay," Sean says, grinning mercilessly.

    Those... those bitches. Those shallow, trite, cold-heated bitches have been trying to use you - YOU - for CASUAL SEX. You, the fighter pilot, the brave yet (in an incredibly cool hardboiled way) traumatized warrior, YOU were going to be poached as a casual sexual conquest by them.

    No way. No *fucking* way. You're the pilot here. YOU have the casual sex, not them.

    Sean has read the interplay of emotions on your face with great amusement. "There, there, buddy," he says kindly. "Some day you'll find a woman who loves you for who you are-"

    "-shove off," you mutter, and he sniggers. "So what about the damn radio chatter?"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:06 No.17968622
    Quick question, does "Wing Commander" refer to himself or is someone else properly informed about the alien chatter now?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:06 No.17968623
    Pretty sure Sakamoto enjoys watching our desperate flailing.

    Hell, I know *I* would if I was in her position.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:06 No.17968626
    >We need to make a deal with sakamoto to give us a heads up for this type of shit.
    Well, if Ian and Sean are any indication, it's not that the problems aren't glaringly obvious.
    It's because we're self-centered narcissistic asshole who's more concerned with trolling than getting shit done (the No.8 Commando boys get a pass because they WRECK other people's shit IN ADDITION to trolling the fuck out of them) to be able to realize things that are stupidly obvious.

    Well, we wanted the MC to be the pinnacle of pilot assholeishness, and we've succeeded thus far.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:06 No.17968631
    Oh, MC, you're such a goddamn idiot and I love you so.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:07 No.17968637
    ...and now I just realized that it's also likely that the periods of the Witches have long since synchronized.

    Which means that every last one of them is going to be hitting PMS at the exact same time.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)22:07 No.17968640
    Wait, when did Elia and Charlotte jump us?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:07 No.17968645
    Calm the fuck down dumbass, this is a part of our goal.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:07 No.17968648
    Bath scene.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:08 No.17968651
    This just means we have to out-uncare them during a fling.
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)22:08 No.17968656
    Sakabroto is superior as she:
    1 Is one of them
    2 Can be bribed with hootch
    3 Isn't one of our crew, both of whom are likely out to get us and in the way of our glorious PILOT end.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:08 No.17968665
    Don't think of it as "being used for casual sex", MC!

    Think of it as "the best hunter is the one whose prey comes to him" instead!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:08 No.17968666
    Hey, guys? Planefag keeps handing us opportunities to sort shit out on the ground, but we have a tendency to immediately run off and do something completely unrelated and dickish.

    Maybe we could, you know, try to actually talk to Trude at this point? Give her a way to vent without getting overly violent? Maybe? Possibly?
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)22:08 No.17968668
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    In the bath.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:09 No.17968670
    Indeed, he's dense as fuck in an adorably entertaining way.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:09 No.17968674
    I just want them to love me. ;_;
    No, I'm not being serious, since you fucks always think I am.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:09 No.17968679
    No, fuck you. Sorted out shit is boring.

    Besides, the Trude thing will deal with itself.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:09 No.17968684
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:10 No.17968685
    Whatever you say, SATAN.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:10 No.17968687
    You're confusing hunter with bait, or a trap at best. We are so not trapbait.
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    >> Iron Lung 02/15/12(Wed)22:10 No.17968693
    I don't suppose going on rampage of fucking-ze-brains-out is an option?
    If we're gonna be an emotional stop-gap, we might as well go out at Maximum Manwhore.
    Not really classy, but could be fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:10 No.17968696
    see pic
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:11 No.17968701
    But Yeagers!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:11 No.17968704
    We're going to be laying low during that time...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:11 No.17968706
    ... You're just now figuring this out?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:11 No.17968718
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:12 No.17968720
    Maybe we should tell Trude about the radio signal we intercepted. And then back her up on some crazy-ass rescue mission when she flips the fuck out about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:12 No.17968722

    What do you say to someone you've only met for a few days on dealing with the loss of a family member?

    You don't. You give them space.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:12 No.17968723
    We should try and make contact with OSA guys and see if they've made any headway to where Martians take their prisoners. If it's a land base, we could raid it and rescue peeps.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:12 No.17968726
    I say we combine these two suggestions.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)22:12 No.17968728

    That would be Minna. For reference, "Wing Commander" is both a title in other militaries (basically a squadron commander; a squadron is four flights of four aircraft, i.e. 12 fighters - or roughly 12 witches, in this case,) and an actual rank, like "Captain" is. An RAF Wing Commander is analogous to a US Army Lt. Colonel, which typically commands a squadron-strength unit, though in WWII some over-strength squadrons were commanded by Majors (like Frank Luke is.) Trude's a Flight Lieutenant, equivalent to a Captain, which usually leads a "flight" of four aircraft. MC is a First Lieutenant, like all pilots (all pilots are officers and receive an automatic promotion to 1st Lt. before they finish flight school,) which is analogous to an RAF Flight Officer.

    Of course, what with all the crazy shit, you're due for a promotion, no?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:13 No.17968731
    >rescue mission
    Uh huh I'm pretty sure we have a new contender for WORST IDEA EVER.
    Let Minna handle telling her.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:13 No.17968732
    So why not hitting the bar, order a drink and wait for the first bitch to come.
    Then we dick with them until they don't want us anymore.
    At that point we can proceed with our plan as inteded.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:13 No.17968737
    This is the only way to restore our honor.

    This might work too. The second part at least.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)22:13 No.17968743
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    you lost me
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)22:14 No.17968746
    4*4 = 16
    You mean three flights of four?
    >> Arcbound 02/15/12(Wed)22:14 No.17968747
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    Oh god, Chris is gonna come back as a Neuroi Witch, I just know it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:14 No.17968750
    Thought so. That's good, I was afraid she didn't believe anything we wrote down.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:14 No.17968760
    If tracking magic exists in-universe, and if sympathetic links are also a thing, somebody capable of using tracking magic could probably use Trude as a sympathetic link to her sister in order to find the alium research lab.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:14 No.17968762

    Also we need to get a dig at Sean about Sakabroto.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/15/12(Wed)22:15 No.17968769
    >land base resue
    >P61 as cover


    In a nighttime raid, under the cover of darkness and a distraction by a P-61 Black Widow, the group surprised the Japanese forces in and around the camp

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:15 No.17968777
    We don't even have that in that setting, I thought? Not that she can't be some martianated equivalent.
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)22:16 No.17968792
    Actually, violence doesn't sound like a bad idea, provided we can avoid....

    MOTHER OF GOD, NEW PRIORITY. Learn how to use GNOME MAGIC to counter LOLI MAGIC. It's perfect, we can save our skin from these crazy bitches by just killing their magic, turning them into normal girls. And as men can't use magic, we can't be blamed.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:16 No.17968796
    I think we do, we just call them aliens, martians or aliums around here.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:17 No.17968800
    New idea. Be completely oblivious to sexual overtures, misinterpreting any and all signals as merely the kind offers of a platonic friend. At the same time, do everything we can to make them want our hot pilot ass even more.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:17 No.17968802
    "Neuroi" is probably still their real name. It's just that everybody calls them Martians.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:17 No.17968803
    I'd like to see them try!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:17 No.17968808

    Most of us are expecting that at this point.

    I'm just curious to see if we'll be going up against a martianified Gnome.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:18 No.17968813
    Please. Planefag. Do.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)22:18 No.17968814

    If Trude outranks us, why did way back when come to the realization we were the same rank and trip her?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)22:18 No.17968815
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    Wait... Are you suggesting we turn to the dark side and use our magic as sabotage magic?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:18 No.17968818
    Planefag says they are not Neuroi. They are actually martians.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:18 No.17968824
    Actually, the descriptions of their weaponry and vehicles doesn't match those of Neuroi.
    I think we really are dealing with Martians here, of the HG Wells variety.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:18 No.17968825
    We're just a 1st Lt., it''s not like they're promoting us into a desk job. And hopefully less witches get to boss us around - shit, I think even Yoshika outranks us.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:19 No.17968841
    This is the best idea out of the current batch.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:19 No.17968843
    If we do it right, we could time it to trigger hysterical loli mass rape.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:19 No.17968845
    She's a flight sergeant.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:19 No.17968846
    Complete with hilariously useless three-legged war machines and all.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:19 No.17968847

    She's just a Sergeant. Or whatever the IJN equivalent is. She and Sakamoto are technically Navy pilots.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:20 No.17968857
    Not when we have to entrust our life to her. I'm not suggesting we try and do some kind of amateur psychotherapy. I'm suggesting we offer her an ear if she wants someone to talk to.
    Yes, but offering to help sort shit out may open up new opportunities later on, ala rescue mission.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)22:20 No.17968865
    Some kind of reverse cock tease? I like it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:20 No.17968866
    This could be fun, especially if Chuck starts trying his hand at some of them.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)22:21 No.17968870
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    "Yeah, radio chatter, about that," Sean says, his expression darkening. "Minna took your report seriously. She actually woke me up early to talk about it."


    Sean's expression grows darker. "We've contacted all the other bases hit during Home Run-"

    "Home Run?"

    "That's what they're calling the surprise attacks, now. Because they stole Home Base, geddit?"

    You shrug.

    "Uncultured swine."

    "You're starting to sound like Perrine."

    "You take that *back,* Sean breathes, reaching for a wrench, and you throw your hands up in mock surrender.

    "So ANYWAYS," Sean says with exasperation, tapping the wrench in his palm, "they've been tearing about every target hit, including Castle Barin here, and we can't find any transmitters, any equipment, any antennas... not a single goddamn thing. But we're reading constant broadcasts; STRONG broadcasts at all those locations... even here."

    You think about that. There's something oddly familiar about this, but you can't quite place it.

    "Whoops. Our time is short," Sean says, nodding at somebody behind you. You turn to see Yeager flagging you down. Chuck, that is.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:21 No.17968874
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)22:22 No.17968887

    ... or that yeah


    'Course, a four-flight squadron would be the kind most likely commanded by a Major.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:22 No.17968889
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:22 No.17968890
    I don't know either, but it sounds fun.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)22:22 No.17968891
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    it is a mystery

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:22 No.17968892
    OH NO
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:22 No.17968893

    Like us cranking up the radar to 11?

    Hiding in blinding light?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:22 No.17968895
    We make them all want us so bad that they all snap and go nuts and try to rape us at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:22 No.17968897

    >Oddly familiar


    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/15/12(Wed)22:22 No.17968898
    What? We should long be above first Lieutenant, just due to time in rate requirements in a war. Unlike IRL where it takes ages to hit the magical Captain, we should have hit LT months ago. (though with flight school + OCS time being as long as it is, most pilots tend to be Lts by the time they start flying fighters nowdays!)
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:23 No.17968901
    It's pretty much the only OKAY option out of the batch.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)22:23 No.17968911

    We did this too.

    When we beamed radar at all the aliums to distract them from strafing the downed Sanya.

    Are they pulling our trick?
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/15/12(Wed)22:24 No.17968918
    No, the show says Sergeant, though if we use IJN naval ranks, she's a Petty Officer, which amuses me since normally you need to be a chief to fly!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:24 No.17968922
    >But we're reading constant broadcasts; STRONG broadcasts at all those locations... even here.
    That sounds like MORE hidden Martians then.
    Next time we swing by our stuff, we grab that tommy gun.

    Now let's see what Yeager wants.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:24 No.17968925
    Uncultured swine? You should be talking about...stealing a century, or whatever the fuck it is you steal in Cricket.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:25 No.17968932

    grope yeager
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)22:25 No.17968938
    Rescue mission is a retarded idea. Just think about it for a moment. First off how do we find Chris? Then we need to attack wherever Chris is being held. And what happens when we have to attack a martian base? We would need to be on foot to actually rescue Chris . And as we would be in a plane it would have to be a witch. How are striker units within a building? Not good I would imagine.
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)22:25 No.17968940
    In combat situations god no. I mean cut off the unpowered sanya flight and superstrength. Or if for some reason we need to deck one we can just bypass shields. And if it works both ways, we can help them in combat.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:25 No.17968945
    We DO need to acquire our Thompson and sling it over our shoulder as a standard side arm.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:25 No.17968946
    The nerve. We'll just have to copy them better.
    They have parasite fighters, yes?
    Let's lash some Witches to the Widow, save them wasting their magic flying to the fight.
    And if we forget to deploy them, well that's okay they've got shields.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:26 No.17968955
    Why would we grope Chuck?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:26 No.17968958

    Sounds like satellite transmissions. Still, no reason why we cant take our plane out and check signal strength in a 50 mile radius of the base, maybe get some ideas where it is being transmitted from.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:26 No.17968962

    The other one. The one with tits.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:27 No.17968971
    Doesn't make sense. If they had more killer spiders in the castle, they would have struck last night - perfect timing, with us and the witches dead tired from the raid. And I don't think Martian radio transmissions could blind our radars.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:27 No.17968973
    Chuck might not like that. We could probably get away with wedgieing her, though.

    That's one way to get the witches to wear pants...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:27 No.17968974
    She's more likely to grope US
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:27 No.17968977
    >Afrika Corps
    >Tank Witches
    >On the island RIGHT NOW
    Nighttime land assault with Widow support GO.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:27 No.17968982
    Because he's hot, and there is no way we will be used like cheap meat by the girls, so we can use the other pilots like cheap meat.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/15/12(Wed)22:28 No.17968985
    Also, amature history note. IRL this is how the V-2 signal was found, because back in the 40s, missile navigation was a pain. The Germans found a way to use massive guide beams. Perhaps the Marsians are doing the same. In universe I'm sure radio operators should find this, since this will fuck HAM coms first, and it would be a fun thing watching as counter-radar technology is rushed (witch with cans of metal = great radar jammer)
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:28 No.17968989
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:28 No.17968991
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:28 No.17968992
    Yeah, considering that the Martians still have orbital assets in place, that sounds likely.

    Once we deal with whatever problem Chuck has for us, let's go to Minna and ask to do a flight around the castle, see if we can determine where the transmissions are coming from via triangulation.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:28 No.17968996
    you want to accuse a 2nd generation(or so?) Irish-American of playing brit sports??

    we've go our sidearm right?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:28 No.17968997

    We get a bunch of immature girls into a state of agitation in which they are no longer thinking rationally but follow instinct and cause them to simultaniously jump our bones.
    Thus hysterical loli mass rape.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:28 No.17968999
    I think we ARE at our stuff. That is, our weapons should still be on our plane, which we are at.

    Sometimes you just need a little less gun, but fighting ALIUMS is not that time. Let's grab our Dakka.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:28 No.17969001
    This actually sounds like a good idea for a change. Get permission from Minna to run some ELINT recon, maybe provide a witch or two for backup.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:28 No.17969002
    She's not the one approaching us, she has super strength, and she's the witch we need to do the least amount of work to get up to proper pilot status. Why the fuck would we give her any form of shit?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:29 No.17969012
    Hell, we even have SAS boys on the island
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:29 No.17969022

    No! Don't attack the base! X-Com that fucker. Attack the Supply Ships for delicious unlimited loot.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)22:29 No.17969024
    We DO, we just ate breakfast with two of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:30 No.17969032
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    >This actually sounds like a good idea for a change.

    Man, its like you know what I usually post.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:30 No.17969034
    >implying she'd object
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:30 No.17969044
    No, we have the SAS FOUNDING MEMBERS on the island.
    They're not the SAS yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:30 No.17969045
    why _wouldn't we?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:31 No.17969055

    this sounds like one of those "triangulate the signals" moments.

    I bet the damned signal is coming from underground, and we'll need more of those solenoid things when they activate!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:31 No.17969065
    The signals might be more of those planted spider-bots hiding in the bases.

    We should identify, locate, and destroy.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:33 No.17969079
    You're Anon in SWQ, I have better than usual chances of predicting that you have posted something completely idiotic before.

    I know I have.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:33 No.17969080
    >they've been tearing about every target hit, including Castle Barin here, and we can't find any transmitters, any equipment, any antennas... not a single goddamn thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:34 No.17969097
    We have the equivalent of a predictamancer here.

    Get Elia and her little metal rods on the case.

    If anyone can ferret out the transmitter, she can.

    Also, bring Dakka. Lots of Dakka.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:34 No.17969100
    She might, which is potentially fatal for us.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:34 No.17969103

    They're sinking cities with a GIANT (mechanical) WORM!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:35 No.17969108

    All those little metal rods ever seem to find is Sanya's ass.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)22:35 No.17969113
    Ignoring the problem of how we find chris in the first place, how the hell do you suppose that we could convince them to join us on this venture. Given that we would be doing this on our own initiative, as Minna has already told us that she would have us arrested if we tried to fly off.
    And even if we manage to convince them, how would we manage to pull this off without the brass noticing our preparations or the sudden mobilisation of tank witches?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:35 No.17969117
    Is Erfworld updating again?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:35 No.17969122

    Shopping trip.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:35 No.17969123
    maybe thy just realized how much the signals agitate radar witches.

    speaking of which, sanya wouldn't even talk to EILA last night and trude says no one has seen her at all today. Some one shold probably check up on that. Quick like.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)22:35 No.17969124
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    "You rang?" you ask, standing to meet Chuck.

    "Yeah," he said. "My ship's engine is acting damn funny. The mechanics can't quite sniff it out." He glances around and whispers to you: "I don't think they're as used to in-line engines, and this one's a pain in the ass to work on at the best of times."

    "Well I'm no mechanic..." you say, shrugging.

    "Sure, sure. But Shirley said you had a feel for engines. Would you at least sit in the cockpit and fiddle with the levers for a minute?"

    You shrug. "Sure, what the hell. Always wanted to see what a Mustang was like."

    Yeager's got one of the new B-model Mustangs, and you emit a low whistle upon seeing it. A tremendous amount of fuselage has been cut back behind the cockpit, the bottom of the nose looks sleeker, and overall it looks like... well, like a fighter. The last time you saw a Mustang they were still calling them A-36 Apaches, and you were a cadet who was bucking for a seat in one.

    "They moved the guns out of the nose?" you ask.

    "No room, not with the better radiator setup," Chuck says. He grins. "No fucking speed brakes, either."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:36 No.17969127
    rolled 73 = 73

    >Implying that wouldn't be an equally worthy consequence of that course of action.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/15/12(Wed)22:36 No.17969134
    unlikely. Physics says the minimum size for a transmitter of this range is.. pretty fucking huge, its some sort of base, or possibly in orbit, but we don't have the right technology. In 10-20 years we could take the fight to SPACEEE but this is the 40s, not the 50s or 60s.

    So, wild weasel mission then. We are going to need rockets, missiles aren't going to cut it if they have armored machines.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:37 No.17969143

    It DID find that bug Neuroi in the show.


    No... They're still slowly devolving into a novel.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:37 No.17969148

    Sit in the cockpit? Fiddle, that won't fix an...

    ... Oi... Ackbar... You missed your cue.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:37 No.17969154
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    It's a trap!
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)22:38 No.17969170
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    IT'S A TRAP!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:38 No.17969173
    Are you implying that Command will sit on their asses while the Martians experiment on the sister of a known, powerful Witch?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:39 No.17969179
    Way to go Admiral Snackbar.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:39 No.17969181
    The Bs still had the fuselage behind the pit, the D were the good ones.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:39 No.17969186

    We've already lost. Our MC is too preoccupied.

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:39 No.17969190
    Well the artist's mother did die. That would kind of put a damper on things.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:39 No.17969191


    Look at the engine itself and hit it with a wrench.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:39 No.17969192
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:39 No.17969194

    Boosted V2s, or their planned multi-stage successors? Shove in the radio guidance system from their X-4 missiles and the like and you have a great anti-satellite banger.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)22:39 No.17969196
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    are you implying any intel is even available
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)22:40 No.17969203
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    I actually was getting a snack...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:40 No.17969208
    sit inside. Fiddle with the lever. Concentrate on NOT doing anything.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)22:40 No.17969211
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    >he knows the Battle of the Beams
    >he can into triangulation

    Fucking excellent show chaps. Fucking EXCELLENT.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:40 No.17969215
    Sit in the cockpit, but don't let our powers activate!
    We need to learn to hide them!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:40 No.17969217
    Yeah. I know, no what do but still.


    Do not sit in that thing.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)22:40 No.17969218
    This one is cunning.

    Talk about mustangs and planes in general.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:41 No.17969224
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:41 No.17969231

    I know so I don't blame them. It just how do you put so much text together with the comics in when they publish?

    The interspacing of comics with WORDSWORDSWORDS is gonna look like shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:42 No.17969239

    We screwed up in the first place, It was a double feint.

    First we got wigged about the "Merlin" bit, then we thought we were in the clear.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:43 No.17969267
    >we get in the plane
    >"alright, do X to that doohickey"
    >we do it
    >things happen
    >"there isn't actually a doohickey in the plane"
    >we're busted
    >get captured, tortured for information, experimented on, and finally killed as a threat to witch dominance

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:43 No.17969268
    Could we strap a witch to a rocket to steer it, and have her jump off once it's pointed the right direction? They've got shields and all, and it'd help with guidance?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:44 No.17969274
    Oh and another point.

    We need to steal one of the old weapons.

    Knife, Dagger or Gladius.

    Our gun wasn't totally up to the job the last time so last resort backup will keep our ass alive.
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)22:44 No.17969275
    What we want is what our magic makes happen. Well I think he's onto us, and I want this thing to not start.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:44 No.17969279
    They'll use separate books, dummy.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:45 No.17969291
    >Piloted V2

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:45 No.17969299
    Rabbit out of a hat, I tells ya!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:45 No.17969302
    We DID make our engine fail instead of work in the first thread, so...

    I hope MC realizes what's going on.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:45 No.17969306
    >strike witches
    >surprised by this
    >surprised by this

    milfags, everywhere
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:46 No.17969308

    We get a chance to look into a plane we once had interest in,

    And you think we won't will it to start if he gives us the opportunity?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:46 No.17969316
    You got a point. We need a backup melee weapon.
    Our Wizard powers probably won't be able to affect it as much as they would a piece of moving machinery like a gun, but a knife would still help.

    Maybe we can ask the Commandos for a recommendation.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:46 No.17969320
    rolled 4 = 4

    >Start engine.
    >Rabbits pour out the exhaust.
    >Whelp, I think I've found your problem.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/15/12(Wed)22:46 No.17969323
    The only reason I'm in the nuclear field and not HACKING IT UP/SIGNAL WARFARING is because the nuke field paid for college. I'm geninouly curious how the Marsians are running this, but I suspect they don't have the means to launch a full invasion, they could only deploy the Canisters ala War of the Worlds and deploy with the limited units they have/are constructing at the moment. eventually, we will go to Mars, and take the fight to the red planet.
    The V-2 isn't the best pure orbital rocket, there is a reason both Soyuz and Saturn families are.. rather staged/not like V1.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:46 No.17969325
    All we need is a peek of Shirley and we'll get our NOPE.JPG.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:47 No.17969327
    either way, MC's probably screwed.... He makes it not work... when it was working fine, or he makes it work fine when it was detuned....
    >> Caster 02/15/12(Wed)22:47 No.17969338

    Not really referring to the latest series of text stories or the initial summer text story run.

    I mean about the ones that came out due to the good response. You can't put those separate from the comics as some of those ran in parallel and trying to read them separately is confusing.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:47 No.17969345
    this was tried with B-17s. It didn't work
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:48 No.17969346

    How will we know anything unless we actually get it into the sky?

    Can't get a feel for a bird on the ground
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)22:48 No.17969347
    Yeah, pretty much my thoughts on the matter.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)22:48 No.17969350
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    If you ask the brits, they will tell you to get a v-42


    They are a nasty piece of steel
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:48 No.17969351
    This would at least surprise them enough to give us a head start. I mean we can always just fly off in the damn thing if we need to.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:48 No.17969352
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    You mean something like this?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:48 No.17969354
    Hence, trap
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:48 No.17969357
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    Witch Natter?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:48 No.17969359
    Set all our gnome powers to "don't do shit"
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)22:48 No.17969360
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    So if the Martians are in space, are we going to just reenact that season two episode?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:48 No.17969361
    >start engine
    >spaghetti starts pouring out of the exhaust
    >witches turn away in disgust
    >Sean and Ian laugh
    >not again.avi
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:49 No.17969367
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:49 No.17969373
    It's Martian. With a T.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)22:49 No.17969376
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    God dammit planefag, if you keep making this quest so awesome and with so much shit behind the scenes, i might just have to quit while im ahead. Trying to match you would be like reading rommels book while your illiterate
    >Keep on truckin
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:50 No.17969393
    Good for cutting throats, but maybe not so much for large tentacled beasts.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:50 No.17969399
    Oh my fuck that picture.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)22:51 No.17969407
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    The whole "Shirley says" thing makes the back of your neck itch the way it does when Martian bandits are drawing a bead on your six. This is a set-up, you're fucking sure of it.

    Well, two can play that game. "Well, here I go!" you say, and sling yourself into the cockpit.

    "... motherfucker."

    "Does babby need a booster seat?" Chuck croons, laughing as he tosses in his parachute. With the parachute under your ass, like it should be, you end up sitting at the proper height. The cockpit is spacious enough, for a fighter, and well-laid out. The tail of the fighter is lashed down to the back of a flatbed truck, to keep the fighter from going anywhere and to hold the wings level, as they would be in ordinary flight.

    "Ooh, back-up irons," you say, shifting your head to look through the old fashioned hoop-and-post sights set to one side of the reflector gunsight. "Good shootin, Tex!"

    "Better then you any day, Yankee," Chuck says. "Let'er rip."
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)22:51 No.17969414
    panzer what the FUCK is going on
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:52 No.17969425
    One question I have is:
    Have the Martians sent raw materials and other resources BACK to Mars in order to help fuel their military war machine?
    Do they have factories already set up here, locally?

    Since they haven't succumbed to Earth diseases, these Martians seem quite a bit better prepared than the ones from the book.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:52 No.17969427
    We're from north of the Mason-Dixon? Huh.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:52 No.17969433
    "my gnome sense is tingeling"
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)22:53 No.17969442
    wait, I thought the p-51's had a notoriously cramped cockpit which was one of their main complaints vs the p-47?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:53 No.17969448
    Turn it on with you feet.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:53 No.17969452

    If he's smart, we have no options.

    He could easily have something he can toggle himself, All he needs is a it to fail twice or work twice.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:54 No.17969469
    awww fuck hes right I bet he had this rigged
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:54 No.17969470

    You know the real problem with this planes engine?

    There's nothing wrong with it, the pilot is just bad.

    Maybe he should get his sister to come sit in it and do all the difficult piloting for him?
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/15/12(Wed)22:55 No.17969473
    Based on statements, he seems to be from a place that had a massive change, so I was thinking Virgina, but I want to say either my homeland of New York, or the North Midwest, since he was called a yankee, and that's prime yankee land.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:55 No.17969475
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:55 No.17969484
    rolled 90 = 90

    Or we could just let the plane do its thing.

    Every time we've done something with a plane it's required action on our part.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:55 No.17969486
    We don't want try to fix OR screw it up.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:55 No.17969487
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:57 No.17969498
    Bet you it's some fucking obvious thing unplugged in the engine.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)22:57 No.17969502
    Just let the engine do its thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:59 No.17969526
    >/tg/, paranoia

    I bet he just wants to show off his plane.

    I told you guys about hearing one idea and running off with it. You get one idea in your heads and all other possibilities just vanish. You're wearing idea-blinders.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:59 No.17969532
    HE, sure.
    SHE? No fucking way.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)22:59 No.17969533
    Just fix his goddamn engine
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:00 No.17969542
    inb4 Yeager is a Gnome as well
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:00 No.17969543

    remember to yell "Props are self-clearing!" before starting the engine!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:00 No.17969545
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:00 No.17969554
    People from Georgia call everyone from Virginia on North Yankees.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:01 No.17969558
    Of course; every new guy the brass is bringing in is a gnome.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:01 No.17969563
    Our powers can still do *something*, try to diagnose any problems we notice when we try to run it. Nothing supernatural, just support our supposed "feel" for engines.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:01 No.17969565

    Why under the pretenses of having engine trouble?

    He'd want to make us jelly with its power.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:01 No.17969568
    We've suspected that ever since we found out he's Shirley's brother and he got transferred to the 501st.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:01 No.17969569
    People from Alabama call everyone not from Alabama, Yankee's.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:02 No.17969584
    Why do you think Shirley knows so much about guys with magic?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:03 No.17969589
    the absurd hivemind panic is the second best part of this thread
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:03 No.17969597

    People from California call everyone not from California "Fucking Flyover Rednecks."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:04 No.17969603
    Ain't it just? It's nearly as much fun as the story!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:06 No.17969623
    As a Brit, I call everyone from the US Yankees.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)23:06 No.17969624
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    That's just because of their massive inferiority complex due to the fact they are so limited in what arms they can own. No AK's in Cali, at all. AR's heavily restricted with "evul babbykillen features" banned/restricted.

    Too bad, because with their weather they could really be a nice state.

    Here, have a battlegoat
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:07 No.17969640

    MC is a pilot... You aren't being paranoid enough until you stare into the sun for five minutes to make sure it's not closing to engage.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)23:07 No.17969644
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    You would, you uncultured swine.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)23:08 No.17969652
    >battle goat
    I have no idea how to feel about this
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:08 No.17969653
    Let's see how chipper you are when MC is strapped to a chair while Witches and scientists are poking in his brain.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:08 No.17969666

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:08 No.17969667
    Only a fucking flyover redneck would say that.
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)23:09 No.17969674
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:09 No.17969676
    As said Alabamian, this infuriates me. But I won't hold it against you, because I love the UK's beautiful countryside.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:09 No.17969677
    As a Canadian, I call everyone whatever they want to be called.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)23:09 No.17969678
    only half as good as battlecattle
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:09 No.17969683
    Shut up, Frog.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)23:10 No.17969687
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    Planefag takes a nap between each update now :<
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:10 No.17969689
    People from Texas call everyone else "not Texans."
    Except tourists. We call them "pardner" to screw with them.
    And people with tan skin. They're all "Mexicans" no matter where they're really from.
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/15/12(Wed)23:10 No.17969690
    I just got auto-banned trying to post my next update for "linking to referral sites". I'll use this name/trip to finish the goddamn quest tonight, since Moot and his FUCKING wordfilters have decided to be retarded again.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:11 No.17969700
    Hey, at least he didn't call you a Mississippian.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:11 No.17969703
    Uh ooooh
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:11 No.17969704
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)23:12 No.17969712
    FUCK! You too?! I HATE THAT!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)23:12 No.17969715
    Happened to me Saturday when I tried to link 1d4chan

    It must be some kind of fuckup in the system
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)23:12 No.17969716
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    You're just bitter that Australian wine is out performing your own in competitions.
    And that our empire was bigger than yours.
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/15/12(Wed)23:12 No.17969718
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    You do. The twelve-cylinder inline kicks over cleanly, and you give it a minute for the oil to warm up before gunning her in earnest. The frame of the Mustang shudders with power, and an electric thrill surges through your veins - sometimes, you wonder if a single-engine fighter isn't more your speed. You slowly advance the throttle towards maximum, conspicuously doing zero troubleshooting. You shan't be drawn out that easy. Watch the mundane Widow driver break the engine, ayup.

    You suppress a satisfied smile when Yeager starts making "cut" motions before you even reach 90% power. Shutting her down, you wait for the prop to stop twirling before you sling yourself out of the cockpit.

    "Sorry," you say, shrugging. "Guess I just don't-"

    "Are you kidding!?" Yeager says as he trots over to you. “You got it!” He shakes his head, laughing.

    You blink.


    "That shudder around forty-percent power," he says. "You didn't even have to think, you just adjusted the propeller pitch and that was that!" He beams at you, genuinely impressed. "Shit, I thought I knew engines. Thought it was a knock issue; cylinder head or gasket or even shitty fuel or something. Never thought the shaft or prop was a little off-balance. Shirley was right; you really are a Merlin man!"

    You sock him right in the fucking face.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:12 No.17969719
    And I'm thankful.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:12 No.17969720

    Wait... When did they get the internet in Alabama?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)23:12 No.17969723
    I feel stupid for not knowing what a referral site is
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:13 No.17969733
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)23:13 No.17969738

    On another note, lotsa dudes gettin' facepunched tonight.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:13 No.17969740
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:13 No.17969741
    >all of /tg/ tells you to not be awesome at piloting this
    >you be awesome at piloting this

    I guess we can't control our magic. Or the railroads.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:13 No.17969742
    >You sock him right in the fucking face.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:13 No.17969743
    We stole it from Georgia.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:13 No.17969744
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:14 No.17969745

    Mental note: Gnome Power be always on
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:14 No.17969747
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    >Shirley you can't be serious
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)23:14 No.17969748
    Basically it's when you link people from 4chan to a site where you get paid per click. I won't name them because I might get banned for it, but you know what I mean.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)23:14 No.17969751
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    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)23:14 No.17969753
    we don't get railroaded, we get rollercoastered
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)23:14 No.17969755
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    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/15/12(Wed)23:15 No.17969761
    go on the 4chan IRC and fix that.

    Also, we here in South Carolina are very friendly, unless you try to take our guns!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:15 No.17969765
    The electric thrill was clearly our magic.

    With this, we have been outed.

    Get to our plane, fly to Africa, and go to ground. We have to stay hidden.

    Our existence is a threat to the Witches' monopoly on magic. They will do horrible things to us.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:15 No.17969771
    >You sock him right in the fucking face.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:15 No.17969772
    So do you have any idea why that happened? Something you tried to post?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:15 No.17969773
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)23:15 No.17969774
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)23:15 No.17969775
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    >You sock him right in the fucking face.

    Tell him he had a huge fucking wasp on him.

    Or run.

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:16 No.17969782
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:16 No.17969784

    Well crap... We lose.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)23:16 No.17969785
    Random text triggers it. All the time, too. I was dumping Venus' Burn once and it autobanned me.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:16 No.17969786
    Oh piss off, we weren't trying to fix Gunther's clocks either and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED THERE.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:16 No.17969789
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    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)23:16 No.17969794

    Because he (sort of) called us a gnome.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:17 No.17969801
    Hey, that's not right! He called us a Merlin man, not a gnome!

    And incidentally, he probably meant it in the sense of knowing our way around a Rolls Royce Merlin engine.

    You know, like the one that his Mustang has.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:17 No.17969803
    Well in that case all that random ticking was fairly irritating. And we were trying to concentrate on something.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:18 No.17969806
    Guys... Shirley knows too much.

    She and Chuck must be... Dealt with.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:18 No.17969807
    Only one way to reply once he gets up.

    "Its not -MY- fault you suck."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:18 No.17969812

    I know Apologized kept getting auto banned for posting "engines" followed by a possessive noun during Zeon Quest. It's random as hell.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:18 No.17969813

    We had a chance to just be "good".

    But then we went off on the merlin bit.

    If Chuck doesn't get it, Charlotte will. We've just...

    Given blackmail material to a chick who wants to jump our bones for fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:18 No.17969814
    What happened is our expectations god screwed with. We thought it was just going to be average instead of our fantastic performance magic. But the gnome power fixed it to that expected performance, instead of what it actually was supposed to be.

    We're too damn gnomish for our own good.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)23:18 No.17969824
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    That clears it up
    (Relating to a previous post of yours, i wont be able to run TWQ till i can find a way to not disapoint SWQ reads cause i doubt i can into all the shit planefag does)
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:19 No.17969826
    Is it me or this is going to end The Sky Crawlers style?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:19 No.17969831
    I guess we should help him up and apologize?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:19 No.17969835
    We need to kill her in her sleep.
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/15/12(Wed)23:20 No.17969839
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    "SAY IT AGAIN, JOHNNY REB!" you bellow, towering over the fallen Yeager.

    He stares at you in complete shock... for about two seconds. Then he lunges off the floor.

    "DAMYANKEE!" He takes you down and you begin wrestling in earnest. He manages to roll you over to a tool caddy and bounces your head off it a few times until you smack him away with a handy paint-roller, beating him about the face till he lets up a little. Chuck just manages to get you in an arm lock when you hook your foot under the heavy tool caddy and, with every ounce of strength in your legs, manage to topple it over on him.

    Well, on you too. But more on him, and that's what counts.

    "What the HELL are you two doing?"

    You and Yeager both freeze, and your eyes slide sideways to see Minna towering over you, looking authoritative.

    >wat say
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:20 No.17969841
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    Book says it best. Fer fuck's sake.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:20 No.17969844
    Go for it, the worst thing that can happen is people don't like it, and you can just take off your trip if that's the case.
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)23:20 No.17969845
    How about we tell him to call us a Gnome and then punch him again.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)23:20 No.17969846
    "Male bonding."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:20 No.17969852
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:21 No.17969854
    Yeah, I had the exact same problems during Zeonquest's run, and in Zerg Quest when we were fighting against the Protoss with all of their engines.

    I tried to bring it up in the IRC, but they just told me to run an anti-virus scan on my PC and stop bothering them.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:21 No.17969855

    This, immediately... It's too obvious.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:21 No.17969856
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)23:21 No.17969858
    Getting to know our new wingman
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:21 No.17969860
    Discussing engine maintenance. How are you this fine day?
    Alternatively: CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:21 No.17969862
    "Having an educated and civil discussion over regional history, ma'am."
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)23:21 No.17969863
    say it in a husky voice
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:21 No.17969864

    "Exchanging tips on the finer points of wrestling"

    Its not gonna work but every military story will have it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:21 No.17969865
    Having a gentlemanly conversation.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:21 No.17969866
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/15/12(Wed)23:21 No.17969867
    "We are wraslin, Ma'am, we apologize for our actions, but we had a dissagrement, and it won't happen again."

    (this shit is so common IRL they just say knock it off, we have items and Evolutions to observe)
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:22 No.17969870

    Did I ever tell you that you have the HOLY SHIT BEES
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:22 No.17969877
    Discussing Asymmetric Warfare, what are you doing?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:22 No.17969878
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/15/12(Wed)23:22 No.17969881
    > for posting "engines" followed by a possessive noun

    Just like the word-filter on /k/ reads "bejeweled" as a name for folks of Judaic descent and autobanz for it. The fucking filters don't fucking parse for spaces, any combination of the right letters in order will piss it off. It's pissweak.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)23:22 No.17969882
    We are playing sailor
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:22 No.17969883
    "Engineering dispute."

    It works.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:22 No.17969887

    "Myself and Lt. Yeager here were just fixing a problem with his Mustang's engine."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:22 No.17969888
    Absolutely this.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:23 No.17969895
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    "He started it."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:23 No.17969899
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    This is now our future.

    Except, you know, after Rance visits that sex-change temple.

    ...he even looks like he could be related to Shirley, actually.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:23 No.17969901
    That's gone now
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:23 No.17969906
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    >We're on the ground
    >Minna towering over us

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:24 No.17969908
    "Hey now, don't ask don't tell. You don't ask, and we don't have to tell.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:24 No.17969910
    American male bonding ritual, sir!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:24 No.17969912
    "Male bonding. Getting to know the new guy. It's what us men do. Just like with Rommel and Stirling in the kitchen."
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)23:24 No.17969913
    Playing grab ass sir. Why, you want in? Too bad.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)23:24 No.17969916
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    OF CQC
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:24 No.17969917
    Start singing "Marching through Georgia".
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)23:24 No.17969918
    I still remember laughing pretty hard when I got autobanned the day those came into effect for saying the jews made a damn good tank.

    Fuck wordfilters in general
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:24 No.17969920
    "We were just having a vigorous discussion about the repercussions of the American Civil War, Ma'am."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:25 No.17969923
    >Minna towering over you, looking authoritative.
    >implying both us and chuck are not staring at her legs
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:25 No.17969924

    Get up immediately and make a stiff nazi salute pose
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:25 No.17969926
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:25 No.17969931
    I keep seeing this image in my head of a gnome tank captain getting back to base and boasting about getting more done then a bunch of girls in roller skates except as soon as his feet hit the ground a bunch of shit that should have broken sooner does so all at once, and the tank practically sags.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:25 No.17969937
    Charlotte would know otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:25 No.17969939
    "Ah, Wing Commander! Just the person I was looking for."

    Talk to her about the signals Sean picked up and our suggestion of running an ELINT signal triangulation mission. While still wrasslin' with Yeager.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:25 No.17969942
    Well, with a reaction like THAT it's even more obvious.

    I just hope they don't cut us open to see how we tick.
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    Instantly thought of 13th warrior
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/15/12(Wed)23:26 No.17969946
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    You do not like ze hot Fraulein, ja?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:26 No.17969955

    We'll just say he insulted our plane by saying we're a "Merlin man." WE ONLY FLY ONE PLANE, AND IT IS A NIGHT FIGHTER.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:27 No.17969959
    I like this one.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:27 No.17969972

    To say it uses a BRITISH engine is a major insult!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:28 No.17969976

    This. Continue working Chuck into a pin while you calmly discuss potential ELINT operations.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)23:28 No.17969982
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    Haha oh man that movie.

    SUCH A ಠ_ಠ MOVIE
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)23:28 No.17969990
    Thats not a bad idea for a save. Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:29 No.17969993

    It's perfect. We're still playing the asshole while getting shit done.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:29 No.17969995

    Foreplay ma'am. Want to join?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:29 No.17969999
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:29 No.17970006

    "Demonstrating why we name our tanks Shermans"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:29 No.17970009
    Worst girl, poor taste man.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:30 No.17970013
    Serious question, what's with Planefaggin? Is he trolling or writing AU fanfic?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:30 No.17970020
    "I killed the aliens!" and then we crash. the prologue is another fighter pilot with a half-remembered trauma arriving at the base.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:30 No.17970027
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:30 No.17970030
    Also works in real life!

    And general consensus seems to be 'admire legs, weak excuse, something relevant'
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:31 No.17970032

    Wordfilter autobanned "Planefag" so he finishing tonight on an alternate tripcode.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:31 No.17970036
    Old trip was banned.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:31 No.17970038

    I instantly thought of The Holy Roman Empire's princess dialogue from Medieval 2.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:31 No.17970041
    i agree. here's the song for those who haven't heard of it.

    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/15/12(Wed)23:31 No.17970043
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    You and Yeager both stare at Minna silently.

    "... BESIDES staring at my legs," she snaps, and you both jerk your gaze upwards.

    "OR my chest!" she scowls so darkly that you both actually look at her face. "ANSWER ME!"

    "SIR MALE BONDING SIR!" you and Chuck both reply synchronously.

    She blinks. "You bond by kicking each others asses, or should I give you some privacy?"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:31 No.17970044
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:32 No.17970056
    Oh no, you can watch if you want.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:32 No.17970060
    >Best girl, awsome taste
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:33 No.17970062
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    >Minna standing above us
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:33 No.17970066
    >"Sir yes sir!"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:34 No.17970071
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    Well, if you want to watch sir, that is your prerogative.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:34 No.17970072
    Okay, maybe mid tier, but she isn't the best. Eila and Erica are both better. I feel like a faggot now.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:34 No.17970075
    "Nah we're good."

    NOW talk about the ideas with the signal.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:34 No.17970077
    >She blinks. "You bond by kicking each others asses, or should I give you some privacy?"
    "Yes, ma'am!"
    >Talk to her about the signals Sean picked up and our suggestion of running an ELINT signal triangulation mission. While still wrasslin' with Yeager.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:34 No.17970078

    "Nah, we are fine with voyeurism. Oh besides that I've gots a question to ask..."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:34 No.17970079
    "An audience with a betting pool is customary, but not required. Alcohol is usually appreciated.
    "But Chuck and I can finish this later. I actually did have something to talk to you about, Wing Commander."

    And talk to her about the ELINT triangulation patrol.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)23:34 No.17970083
    Good to see both pilots think alike
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)23:34 No.17970084
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    Yeah, don't you give Sakamoto or Barkhorn a good slappin every once and awhile?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:34 No.17970088
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:34 No.17970089
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    >yfw Minna wants to give you two privacy
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:34 No.17970090
    Your're welcome to join
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:35 No.17970096
    "I'd much rather you watch."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:35 No.17970097
    I think we need to bring Chuck (or maybe some other guy more willing to work with us after this) in on this
    Yaoi is probably the easiest way to get them all hot and bothered.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)23:36 No.17970110
    "We're discussing penises. Did you want to join?"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:36 No.17970114
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:37 No.17970123
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    You forgot your picture.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:37 No.17970125
    "Oh, I'm sure you've gotten down to fist-to-cunts with one of the other witches at some point. What? Fisticuffs. You know, pugilism, boxing? What did you think I said?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:37 No.17970128
    ask her if she doesn't do the same with the other girls and act genuinely surprised when she says no. also talk to her about the signals
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:37 No.17970131
    I don't know about this. I feel like she could throw both of us out of the hangar by herself. Perhaps we should not invite her to our little wrasslin' bit.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)23:37 No.17970132
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/15/12(Wed)23:38 No.17970135
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    Well... were just about to break out the tanning oil, if you care to watch.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:38 No.17970140
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    >All the Witches faces' when
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/15/12(Wed)23:38 No.17970143
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    "Sir, I was teaching him Close-Quarters-Combat, sir!" Yeager says. You get some leverage on the toppled tool cabinet with your legs and use it to flip on top of Yeager, shutting his mouth with your shoulderblade.

    "Sir that is total bullshit sir!"

    Minna hoists an eyebrow.

    "I was teaching him how to grapple, sir!"

    "HRRMFFF!" Yeager says from under you.

    "And what practical purpose does that have?" Minna says coldly.

    "Are your ribs still taped up from that encounter with the Martian tele-bot with all the friendly hugs?" you say pointedly, and the flinch on Minna's face is quite satisfying. It also distracts you long enough for Yeager to get some leverage on the ground again and flip you onto your face, where he tightens his arm-lock on you.

    "Sir, this damnyankee is a lying bastard, sir! I taught him everything he knows!"

    "I..." Minna rubs her head miserably, and even with your face mashed into the concrete, you can see a moment of bone-deep weariness betrayed on her features. She turns back to the clipboard she's carrying. "Well... carry on, I guess."

    >wat do?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:38 No.17970148
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:38 No.17970149
    >implying this isn't also hot
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:39 No.17970154
    Imagining Minna fisting Trude or Erica, while a pleasant diversion, is severely contraindicated when it comes to our immediate survival.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:39 No.17970160
    Keep wrestling of course
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:39 No.17970161
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)23:40 No.17970164
    We tell her about the miracle of triangulation. It's miraculous.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:40 No.17970171
    You heard the lady, carry on. Maybe take your shirt off. wouldn't want it getting ruined.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)23:40 No.17970173
    Simple, we beat Chuck
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:40 No.17970175
    Talk about the signal, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:40 No.17970178

    Continue wrestling.

    Ask about the ELINT patrol.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:40 No.17970181
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    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)23:40 No.17970182
    > This guy
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)23:40 No.17970186

    > Discard Chuck, acquire Minna
    Ask about triangulating the signal.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:40 No.17970187
    Flip Chuck again, then mention the triangulation thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:41 No.17970189
    while still in chucks headlock tell her about the signals and the plan to find out where the hell they are coming from
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:41 No.17970197
    I kind-of feel sorry for her now. Any way we should ask her about our triangulation Idea before she leaves.
    >> Will 02/15/12(Wed)23:41 No.17970198
    Triangulation. Recon. Mission. Thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:41 No.17970204
    Actually call her Wing Commander to let her know that shit is important, then ask her to authorize a radio triangulation flight to determine the source of the Martian transmissions.

    "Actually, Wing Commander, there is something I needed to talk to you about."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:41 No.17970206
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    So are we just trying to get every Witch to descend upon us?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:42 No.17970210
    >"Are your ribs still taped up from that encounter with the Martian tele-bot with all the friendly hugs?"

    Oh, that was lovely.

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:42 No.17970215
    Well, let's throw Chuck away somewhere, bug Minna about the signals, go see how Sanya's doing(or where she is), and make an attempt to patch things up with Trude.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:42 No.17970216
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:42 No.17970224
    Wait for her to leave, wait for Yeager to start talking, and punch him if he doesn't have the idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:42 No.17970229
    Bring up what Sean told us and propose the ELINT sortie.

    Later on, we ask Sakamoto, Erica and Trude about putting something together to let Minna unwind a bit. Stressed-out CO = poor decision-making = much higher likelihood of PLANES FALL EVERYONE DIES next time we have to fight the aliums.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:43 No.17970235
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    Oh right, forgot to attach an image to draw attention.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:43 No.17970239
    carry on, natch
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:43 No.17970242
    That reminds me, Minnas talent is to know where everyone is, right? Let's get a bead on her locale.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:44 No.17970246
    yup. see
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)23:44 No.17970248
    Tell him if another soul ever calls us a merlin man, his plane will mysteriously break and no one will ever find out why.

    Then ask what kind of american sandwitches sirs.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:44 No.17970257
    I have no idea what that picture is supposed to imply.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:45 No.17970267
    Yeah, we really do need to check up on her.
    Remember how she reacted the last time to a high-strength Martian transmission?
    And this shit hasn't stopped since that time?

    All a recipe for problems.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/15/12(Wed)23:45 No.17970271
    Seconding this. Also, autosaging.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:45 No.17970274
    She's probably still in her bedroom since daytime = sleepytime for her.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:45 No.17970278
    Wait, we do this after talking about triangulation at the base, for when they come out of nowhere or bomb us.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:45 No.17970280
    Did you watch the series?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:46 No.17970283
    Minimum 2/3rds of most threads is during autosaging.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:46 No.17970288
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    Here, have this
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:47 No.17970300
    Not him, but I haven't, and neither has a lot of us.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:47 No.17970306
    Why would anyone actually watch that crap?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:47 No.17970309
    >Martian hug-bot encounter

    Come to think of it, CQC lessons might be a damn good idea for everyone on base. If the Martians try to jump us again, we'd rather everyone be prepared.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)23:47 No.17970313

    I have and it took me awhile to figure out that was a pillow.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:47 No.17970316
    "Gunner, pop that Hundin."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:48 No.17970318
    It's not that bad.
    After the first four episodes.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:48 No.17970321
    SIGNALS! MATHS! TRIANGULATIONS! We were going somewhere with that, so let's follow up.

    I don't want /tg/ to go careening off-topic again like it saw a shiny.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:48 No.17970325
    Because I'm lonely and need something to project my emotions on.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:48 No.17970328
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:48 No.17970330
    Okay, I see it now. That's a cat, though it's at an odd angle.
    And Sanya is a cat.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:48 No.17970332

    "Dude, It's a waste of ammo, and I think this can's still got some stew in it.

    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)23:49 No.17970345
    so plane, completely unrelated, how is the afrika front? Martians everywhere?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:49 No.17970349
    Find Sanya, talk to Sanya, explore the depths of the castle.
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/15/12(Wed)23:50 No.17970359
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    Minna looks up from her clipboard. "What?"

    "I knhooo hooo tooo feend theee seeennglz!"

    She gives you the kind of blank stare only overworked, bone-tired kindergarten teachers can manage. "Chuck, let him up, would you?"

    "How will he ever learn CQC if we end every lesson early?" Chuck grates. Sounds like he's still pissed over that little love tap. Crybaby.

    "He can watch me break my foot off in your ass," Minna says sternly. "Off."

    Chuck reluctantly complies, and and you get your battered ass off the ground. With casual carelessness. You don't really care about it, you just feel like it. You dust at your jacket absently. "So, the signals-"

    "I got your report on it," Minna says. She shuffles something around on her clipboard, bringing her memo pad to the top. "Strange signals are rebounding o'er hill over dale over the dusty trail the army is faggots why do they have the worst song I don't like it what about you? The signals are very strong and must be Martian gobbledygook because it's even making the Commie chick depressed and she had to listen to Gobbels AND Soviet radio for like a year so that's pretty bad and I fish more get mee-a-foo-jay is pretty cool guy."

    You meet her Look steadily. "If you think that's bad, you've never read a gripe sheet."

    "Well," she says dubiously, "you work with what you got."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:50 No.17970361
    Well, it's stable enough for them to pull out.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:50 No.17970364
    ...so it's just a very convoluted pussy joke?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:52 No.17970392
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    >"I got your report on it," Minna says. She shuffles something around on her clipboard, bringing her memo pad to the top. "Strange signals are rebounding o'er hill over dale over the dusty trail the army is faggots why do they have the worst song I don't like it what about you? The signals are very strong and must be Martian gobbledygook because it's even making the Commie chick depressed and she had to listen to Gobbels AND Soviet radio for like a year so that's pretty bad and I fish more get mee-a-foo-jay is pretty cool guy."

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:53 No.17970396
    Inb4: "He's a wizard."
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)23:53 No.17970399

    I told you guys it was going to be terrible.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)23:53 No.17970400
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    I fucking lost it
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:53 No.17970404
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:53 No.17970413
    >mee-a-foo-jay is pretty cool guy

    But does she afraid of anything?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:53 No.17970414

    At least it is no longer a mystery as to how she knew that we mixed booze and morphine.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:54 No.17970421
    Yeah okay okay haha that was funny-TRIANGULATION!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:55 No.17970443
    At least we didn't confess to being a gnome.

    Unless she deliberately didn't read that part out loud.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:55 No.17970445
    "I got your report on it," Minna says. She shuffles something around on her clipboard, bringing her memo pad to the top. "Strange signals are rebounding o'er hill over dale over the dusty trail the army is faggots why do they have the worst song I don't like it what about you? The signals are very strong and must be Martian gobbledygook because it's even making the Commie chick depressed and she had to listen to Gobbels AND Soviet radio for like a year so that's pretty bad and I fish more get mee-a-foo-jay is pretty cool guy."
    Morphine and booze is a hell of a combination
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:55 No.17970446
    >memo pad
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:56 No.17970449
    "I blame Miyafuji for the morphine, and Barkhorn for the booze. Anyway, [TRIANGULATIONS]"
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/15/12(Wed)23:58 No.17970476
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    >so plane, completely unrelated, how is the afrika front? Martians everywhere?

    And they're showing extreme interest in Cairo and other such locales. They tend to focus heavily on older cities; more reliably then they do on "important" cities. One of the bugfuck wierd things about them is their grasp of strategy and target selection; and from the way they respond to our campaigns it's assumed they're just as confused about us.

    As to how things went down in Afrika, well, the Afrika Corps was outnumbered eight-to-one, almost out of supplies, exhausted, with all its equipment falling apart.

    Then Aliums.

    Rommel's Afrika Korps with M-4 Shermans. With all the Shermans they want. Alongside Patton's 7th Army. Plus tank witches.

    The Martians got loved gently.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:59 No.17970488
    Why should we explain our self?
    Move on as if this is a NORMAL REPORT!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)23:59 No.17970491

    Hell. At least we didn't write that her bed smelt of her.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:00 No.17970505
    Unless she didn't say that line out loud.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:00 No.17970512
    The best part is that said report is the most officerly thing we've done since arriving here.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/16/12(Thu)00:00 No.17970517
    I can work with that
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:01 No.17970522
    no, disappointment that we didn't right that in fact...

    Damn, didn't manage to include the part where your bed smelled wonderfully of you before passing out, anyways triangulation!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:01 No.17970533
    Just a tic, but wouldn't it be M3 Lees at this point in time?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:02 No.17970539

    wow that was bad
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:02 No.17970542
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    Damascus must be a Martian rapehole

    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:02 No.17970545
    If Planefag can fit it in,

    attempt to explain the newspaper.

    Emphasis on attempt, because, pilot.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:02 No.17970549
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    >They tend to focus heavily on older cities; more reliably then they do on "important" cities.
    Pyramids are ancient landing sites, with alien transporter devices still functioning inside them?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:02 No.17970550
    I think by late '43 the sherman was well into use. Don't remember for sure though.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:02 No.17970556
    Let's keep our eye on the prize here, like keeping our guns over a nice juicy Martian bomber: Tell her about the patrols to triangulate the Martian signal.
    >> Starshadow 02/16/12(Thu)00:03 No.17970565
    Give all the witches wrestling lessons. WHAT COULD GO WRONG.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:04 No.17970571
    Those were actually just outside the pyramids, but sure, it was the source of the SGC's galactic power up until the Prometheus was built.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:04 No.17970572
    all the best things!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:04 No.17970575
    >And they're showing extreme interest in Cairo and other such locales. They tend to focus heavily on older cities; more reliably then they do on "important" cities. One of the bugfuck wierd things about them is their grasp of strategy and target selection; and from the way they respond to our campaigns it's assumed they're just as confused about us.

    Oh god, it's like the fucking Lizards only worse, isn't it?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/16/12(Thu)00:05 No.17970583
    last thing before i stop talking, germany is still making tanks right? not to the same extend as america makes the shermans of course, but god damn im not a fan of the ronsons
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:05 No.17970587
    I'd give it about 5 minutes maximum before we'd need the rape whistle.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:05 No.17970589
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    >Hear about SWQ
    >read it

    Wow guys, wow
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:06 No.17970598
    It would explain why they seem to pop out of nowhere, but I gather Rommel and Patton have recaptured cities by now, right? They would've noticed some big honking portal shooting out aliums by the dozen.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:06 No.17970601
    Highfive, fellow Turtledove fan.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:06 No.17970602
    >> Arcbound 02/16/12(Thu)00:06 No.17970605
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    >that image and title
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:07 No.17970612
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:07 No.17970613

    there's ginger in the kitchen, right? We could just buy chris back.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:10 No.17970647
    We steal ginger. ALL THE GINGER
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:10 No.17970652
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    Haha! Oh, you card.
    Maybe if we give it a hint of lemon, they'll throw in a steam-sled, too, eh?
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    Finally caught up. Oh and from last thread

    >Not Canadian

    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:17 No.17970736
    >silence for about four minutes
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/16/12(Thu)00:17 No.17970739

    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:17 No.17970740
    I think planefag flew away.
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:23 No.17970817
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/16/12(Thu)00:23 No.17970820
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    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)00:54 No.17971245
    Planefag: What became of our new Thompsons?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)01:22 No.17971709

    They're using Sanya as a transmitter somehow, aren't they.

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