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    467 KB Warhammer 40: Heretical Love Part XXIII OVERTIME Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/12/12(Sun)23:37 No.17923444  
    "My hat is missing and my head is bleeding, eh?"

    "Welp, uh... Pretty much?" Karen shrugs, gingerly attempting to use a white cloth to stem the trickle of blood oozing down your hair.

    "Clearly, then, there is only one logical route to take."

    "...A dok and bed rest?"

    Both of you look at each other, each knowing that THAT certainly is not within the realm of possibilities at the moment.

    Karen sighs, shaking her head as she does her best to wipe away the rest of the blood and tie the rag around your head in a makeshift bandage.

    "I'll get my kustom racer, then."

    "Good girl."

    The Ork princess leads you along toward her personal mekshop, but won't let you enter until you've got a proper bandage. After a valiant struggle, you cave in and let a dok take a look at you. The bizarre Ork seems a bit downtrodden when you refuse multiple injections of various colors and settle for just a linen headwrap.

    The kustom racer, is, well, certainly kustom. A sleek (for orkish standards) low-slung four wheeled contraption of jet engines, exhaust pipes, and rokkit boosters. You'd been a mild fan of races back on your home planet, and this reminds you of them.

    If someone took one, slapped on guns, jet engines, rokkits, and a wicked flame emblem front over a bright red paint job.

    "So, this thing fast?"

    "Fast? You haven't even EXPERIANCED fast." Karen smirks, sliding a pair of goggles down over her eyes.

    "I'm driving." You interject as she slides behind the wheel.

    "I don't mean to be harsh, but NO. I'm professionally trained on waaagh transmissions."

    "Yeah? By who?"

    "Some say he's only taken one student in the last twenty or so millenia, some say he taught Gork and Mork. All I know is, he's called, da Squig."
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/12/12(Sun)23:40 No.17923466

    Ork buggy racing time? Win. Also Papa, dammit, I have to repost my other post here. Shenanigans.

    I was surprised no one picked up on the Eldrad connection as well, but I never was around for these threads until now, and thus never had the opportunity to bring it up. Also, when overtime is finished, i'm starting a Galactic Partridges thread. Post my stuff, see if we can't get the rest of /tg/ to flesh these guys out more. And we have yet to make it with Eshwe, and we best be doing so before this quest is over.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:41 No.17923474
    Oh man Karen you are climbing tiers by the dozen here.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/12/12(Sun)23:41 No.17923478

    Wait we did? I thought we just had potential shower time before she was worried we'd alert everyone else?.. IM SO CONFUSED
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:41 No.17923481
    So here's the plan.

    we get on the hood, pull out the nurgle special, then have her drive us closer hit ra' with our plaguesword
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:42 No.17923489

    Few threads back. We met up and did the nasty in the hot springs
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:42 No.17923492
    >Implying she won't enjoy that.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/12/12(Sun)23:44 No.17923516

    Dammit really? I must have missed that on sup/tg/. Must be tagged under something else. Anyone know the specific thread it was in?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:45 No.17923536
    naw, man. we deflowered her heresy in the hotsprings. esh came so hard slaanesh herself felt it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:46 No.17923543
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/12/12(Sun)23:46 No.17923547
    The wicked machine of engines and firepower roars to life with a throaty rumble. Pipes kick out black exhaust, spewing out inside the mekshop. Jet engines engage and a high pitched whine forces you to clamp your ears shut.

    "Oh yeah, she's ready!" The Ork girl grins, giving the side of the vehicle a satisfied pat.

    "Great, now where do I sit?" You frown upon realizing that the vehicle is a single seater.

    "Sit? Well... You can hang on the back?" Clearly Karen hadn't thought this far ahead either.

    Fortunately, there is a handhold on the back, enough for you to clamp on with your strong mechanical arm. You plant your feet against the rear spoiler, doing your best to lock yourself into place.

    A sane person would have taken one look, and bowed out gracefully. Thankfully, you are not a sane person.

    "Lets get this shit on." You reach up and place a cigar in your teeth. You'd nicked it from the Warboss as he'd clapped you on the back. Surely he won't notice.

    You light the cigar on a jet engine, take a puff, and place a pair of goggles Karen handed you over your own face.

    "Kick it."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:47 No.17923570
    rolled 12 = 12

    Come on, Ra'alman just needs to learn some restraint, Let's ask her to go to a movie with us for a first date, rather than going straight to vore on the first date.

    Both she and tonya seemed okay with us going out with other girls, just tell them that if they want to be with us they need to get along with our other girlfriends.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:49 No.17923598
    tonya's getting slagged. there can be no other option.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/12/12(Sun)23:50 No.17923608

    Quick skimmed - Yep I read it. My brain just blotted it for the sheer power of the Deflowering of the Tsunseer almost caused my head to explode from an excess of WAAAGGHHHH! Also, Papa references Macha even here, and we still didn't notice the Eldrad thing till now. We need to put some points into observation /tg/

    >Riding on the back of an Ork jetcar with a stolen Creed brand cigar
    >oh you
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:51 No.17923624
    Bite me.

    She is the best waifu and you are an ungainly homosexual for implying otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:54 No.17923671
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    This thread lacks DOOMRIDER, VIII and Max busting criminals in a hive city.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:55 No.17923683
    rolled 9 = 9

    Tonya needs to know we just aren't ready for such a major change like becoming an undead technozombie, and that she has to let us go at our own pace and not rush such a big decision.

    She's immortal, surely she can let us think about it for a few centuries?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:55 No.17923694
    just figured it was a semi-commonish name given her craftworld of origin.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/12/12(Sun)23:56 No.17923710
    Why oh why you uttered those words, you don't know.

    What you do know, is that your body was not ready. Not even the slightest. For what it was about to endure.

    Most vehicles accelerate gracefully, sensibly taking at least some time to reach up and snatch speed in its claws. This, however, ignores such things as grace, and gnashes speed in its ugly hands before deciding it isn't radical enough and chucking it aside.

    Simply put, the Kustom racer goes from zero to about FUCK in an average of oh shit seconds.

    You can't even manage to scream obscenities, its all you can do to keep your mouth shut and pray to the Emprah. Even the cigar is straining, the wind nearly ripping it from your teeth.

    You can't tell Karen to slow down, either. Not even with a hand gesture, because now you've got both of them clamped down tight on whatever you managed to find purchase on. You haven't bothered looking, eyes fixated ahead as terrain shoots beneath your wheels at a speed that redefines speed.

    Karen, for her part, seems to be rather enjoying it. She's smiling and humming some kind of Orky tune as though this were merely just a Sunday drive through the country.

    Completely oblivious, it seems, to you nearly pissing your power armor from the ride.

    If the trukk you rode in earlier made it to the shore quickly, you don't even know how to DESCRIBE this.

    Despite your strain to stay on the racer, you are scanning as hard as you can for one thing, and only one thing.

    Someone or something has your hat, without your strict consent, and that is simply not acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:56 No.17923715
    There's only one thing to do with 'crons. Part 'em out and melt down the rest.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:57 No.17923723
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    Lets try to fix her.

    100% serious here, it will be the proudest achievement we fulfill other than finishing the quest itself.

    Did Abadon take off our arm? Did a couple of 'nids make us cower in fear every time their name was brought up? Did we hesitate when we had to fight Malal in the warp?

    Tonya is the hardest obstacle in our path; one that I'd like to see conquered. We are going to fix her Emporer-damnit, or we can't even call ourselves a man.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:57 No.17923725
    creed set that cigar up.

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/12/12(Sun)23:57 No.17923730
    Might happen when the main thread is over, it was fun the last time.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/12/12(Sun)23:58 No.17923758
    "Hang on, I'm going to hit the Turbo Boost!" Karen shouts back at you.

    The what?

    Did she just say something about boost?

    Is she implying this thing goes faster?

    1d20 to hang on for dear life
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:59 No.17923766
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    rolled 10 = 10

    I don't think its possible to get a one at this point.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:59 No.17923770
    rolled 9 = 9

    best of hopes
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)23:59 No.17923772
    Also, she is a Pariah. An Oldcron. Her warscythe ignores invuln saves. That's something it wouldn't hurt to have on our side considering it cuts through PLOT ARMOR.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/12/12(Sun)23:59 No.17923774
    Narrator: Morgan Freeman
    Max: Steven Bulm
    Fem Max/Helena: Nicole Sullivan
    Sister Lycheria: Tabitha St. Germain
    Ailia: Tara Strong
    Esh: Grey DeLisle
    Senna and Senda: Grey DeLisle
    Kaleshi: Melissa Fahn
    Tonya: Dionne Quan
    Mika: Andrea Libman
    Karen: Olivia D'Abo
    Doomrider: Tommy Blacha
    Abbadon: Christopher Sabat
    Nurgle: John DiMaggio
    Slaanesh: Tim Curray
    Khorn: Keith David
    Tzeentch: Nicole Oliver
    Warboss: John DiMaggio
    Emperor(Casual): Andrew Stanton
    Emperor(Serious): Peter Cullen
    Malice: Frank Welker
    DarkHammer: Tony Jay
    Kais: Scott McNeal
    8: Phil Lamar
    Vect: J.K. Simmons
    Ra'alman: Ian Holm
    H Jon Benjamin: Teach
    Tankered: Brian Blessed
    Logan Grimnar: Vladimir Kulich
    Creed: Liam Neson
    Bjorn: Patrick Warburton
    Horus: David Kaye
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:00 No.17923777
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    Just hang off the back, eh?
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/13/12(Mon)00:00 No.17923786
    rolled 9 = 9


    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:00 No.17923791
    rolled 3 = 3

    Amusingly, the answer to all those questions is "No"
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:00 No.17923792
    rolled 6 = 6

    OH YEAH!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)00:01 No.17923800
    I'm for fixing her, I don't get the hate, She's crazy, you cant fault the insane.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:01 No.17923801
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)00:01 No.17923808
    >Narrator: Morgan Freeman

    every time


    I can't get his smooth, chocolatey voice narrating the vore scenes with absolute calm out of my head.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:01 No.17923810
    rolled 16 = 16

    dice gods have mercy.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:01 No.17923812
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    rolled 18 = 18

    Exactly. And I'd rather her army of unstoppable metal be on our side in the final fight rather than Malal's.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:02 No.17923830
    rolled 5 = 5

    C'mon guys. Use the dice!

    Natural 20, called shot. We're swinging ourself over the handlebars and getting a bj mid ride.

    We got this
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:02 No.17923831
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:03 No.17923834
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    rolled 17 = 17

    Thanks for clarifying that.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:03 No.17923843
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    rolled 8 = 8

    Don't be a prick
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:04 No.17923856
    I hate insta-respawn servers b/c they always result in a stalemate / sudden death / overtime unless the teams are grossly imba.

    The main reason there are delays before respawns is for server stability and the second reason's to punish players for sucking. But if you remove the time limit you must also up the capture rate to account for defenders respawning near their cap as fast as attackers kill them.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:04 No.17923870
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    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:05 No.17923875
    rolled 19 = 19


    Also Papa, I can't tell you enough how much I appreciate that Top Gear reference.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:05 No.17923877
    tonya took our arm, and tried to steal hat-chan. there can be no forgiveness, only death for her crimes.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/13/12(Mon)00:06 No.17923890
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    >MFW Yanderecron turns out to only be acting yandere because she thought we liked that kind of thing.

    Also, there has been a distinct lack of HUE HUE HUE HUE lately, has Papa become a benevolent overlord?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:06 No.17923894

    We got a better arm and she did nothing to hat chan. We lost hat chan and Kaleshi saved it from Failbadon.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:06 No.17923895
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:07 No.17923902
    When we called her expecting crazy she told us she would be the little girl for us. /tg/ cannot resist that.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)00:08 No.17923925
    Dude, Max is far more lover then hater, She's not evil, she just needs some of her nuts and bolts realigned.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:08 No.17923928
    There is nothing wrong with her that we cannot fix with our penis.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:08 No.17923930
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    You are retarded. The whole reason the Emps gave us this mission was because we can use our dick to heal the hurts of millenia of strife. The robo-bitch is mentally ill. She needs some serious healing.

    And I know just the tool for the job.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)00:09 No.17923942
    Turbo Boost implies an increase in speed, a standard unit of distance over time.

    What Karen should call the button she hits would be the button for the insanity engine.

    The racer doesn't increase speed, no. Speed simply nods, realizes it's been bested, and steps aside, yielding to its successor.

    The rokkits all ignite at once, jet engines scream, the pipes go from spewing smog to not being able to rid themselves of it fast enough, as though the smoke itself is flowing upwards. The wheels even leave the ground, which must be why she'd installed the two small wings off to the sides of the vehicle.

    Still, despite all of this, you see what you came for. Your hat, clutched in Tonya's fingers.

    With a smile, she sniffs the brim, and looks back up at you.

    "Faster! FASTER!" You cry, but to no avail.

    Despite your speed, despite this terrible dragon of the land, you are too late.

    With a faint wave, Tonya fades from your vision along with her immortals.

    Taking hat-chan with her, to wherever it is that she goes.

    "Fuck. Everything."
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:11 No.17923972
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    Lets sit down and think out a plan of action.

    And by think of a plan of action, I mean have some private time with Karen.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:11 No.17923978
    sex 4 hat? I'm willing to make that deal
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:11 No.17923982
    We will deal with her in due time.

    Time to resolve things with Ra'almon and get busy with Karen.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)00:12 No.17923991
    Summon the void dragon
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)00:14 No.17924029
    Just as bad, well, perhaps not QUITE as bad, looms another issue.

    Ra'alman, the strong black she-beast that she is, isn't taking too kindly to seeing yet another woman with HER MAN.

    A point the fish god demonstrates by rising up out of the water, a towering figure of devilish intent.

    [ ] Get Karen to veer off and head to base, you don't feel like dealing with this bullshit at the moment

    [ ] Launch yourself in a blazing plaguesword attack and hope for the best

    [ ] Try to talk this out
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/13/12(Mon)00:15 No.17924032
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    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:16 No.17924054
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:16 No.17924056
    rolled 14 = 14

    [X] Talk this out, we're all adults here.
    But i think we should do it from far enough inland that she can't just grab us.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)00:16 No.17924059
    [X] Try to talk this out.

    C'mon, Ra'alman, Girl, there are other fish in the sea, LITERALY.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/13/12(Mon)00:16 No.17924064

    >[X] Try to talk it out

    I have no idea with Ra'alman can talk or not, but fighting hasn't worked, and running hasn't worked (Not permanently), this seems to be our only option. LET US SEE IF WE MIGHT REASON WITH THE SHE-BEAST
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:17 No.17924066
    She is using it as bait and we were going to go after her eventually anyway. No harm done.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:17 No.17924067
    >[X] Get Karen to veer off and head to base, you don't feel like dealing with this bullshit at the moment

    We need to keep Ra'alman around for future HUEHUEHUE!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:17 No.17924084
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    Talk it out. If we can get the fish that has been stalking us this entire game on our side...

    ...that would be a real catch.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:17 No.17924086
    >[x]talk it out
    it's just crazy enough to... lead to fishvore with a side of ork. which i'm okay with.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:18 No.17924089
    >[x] File a legal complaint
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/13/12(Mon)00:18 No.17924093
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    [ ] Launch yourself in a blazing plaguesword attack and hope for the best
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:19 No.17924104
    rolled 9 = 9

    But this huge fish could help us get our hat back!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)00:20 No.17924115
    Hat-chan will live, infact, it's likely to be very safe in her hands, her obssession combined with its use as a hostage would preclude any idea she could possibly have about harming our hat in any way.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:20 No.17924117
    rolled 5 = 5

    [X] try to talk this out

    show her who wears the pants
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:21 No.17924137
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    >>a lot of people are going to die because of this
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)00:22 No.17924150
    "Stop this thing!" You shout to Karen; who despite giving you a look clearly questioning your sanity, of which there is little, does so.

    "You uh... Sure about this, Max?" She asks, clearly quite put off by you walking on wobbly knees (from the ride...yeah) toward the towering deity of the oceans.

    "Hey you! Yes, you!" You wave your hands above your head, and the gigantic beast gives you a ponderous stare. Or whatever passes for one, you think.

    "I'm listening, mortal." A screeching voice inside your mind, like a train flipping on its side and scraping it's contents of nails across the chalkboard plains beside its tracks.

    You actually have to work your jaw and blink to get the ringing out of your brain.

    Opening your mouth, you delve into it.

    >well /tg/, lets hear it, how do you talk down a fish god you've tried to kill before?
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)00:24 No.17924172
    Take Abbadon instead!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:25 No.17924182
    use the plaguesword!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:26 No.17924196
    plague sword, augment with psycher powers for FORCE SWORD KILL. and then make everyon fish sammichz
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:27 No.17924208
    I hear gods dig scripture. Recite the heart sutra while sitting in full lotus posture
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:27 No.17924217
    Why can't you go about this like a reasonable whateveryouare? How about asking me what I want rather than just trying to eat me every time we meet?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:27 No.17924219
    rolled 15 = 15

    Listen, Ra'alman, I think you're taking this relationship a bit too fast, I'm not the kind of guy who'll let you eat him on the first date.

    Anyone else got suggestions for adding raalman to our harem?
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)00:28 No.17924227
    Talking down a giant fish...uh, i'm all out of ideas.
    so, i'll just make it up, tell it that Max was actually gifted to the blood ravens and he is just a stand in.
    see if that can keep it off us for a time.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:28 No.17924233
    >well /tg/, lets hear it, how do you talk down a fish god you've tried to kill before?
    ...by convincing her that we can get her a hot date with slaanesh?
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)00:29 No.17924240
    Warp based transfiguration, give her a body more in line with our tastes.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:29 No.17924243
    This I like.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/13/12(Mon)00:29 No.17924253

    "Okay Ra'almon, i'll level with you. Do you have another name besides that by the way? I'm sure such a magnificent creature would prefer a name of her own making, rather than the one the scared locals have forced upon you. When we first met, we got off on the wrong foot. I was merely attempting to fish for food, for both myself and the Eldar with me, Eshwe when I accidentally brought you forth from the depths. In a panic, I attempted to lash out at you, and for that I was wrong."

    *deep breath*

    "Since then, every encounter we've had has resulted in some kind of violence on my behalf, and it has been entirely my fault. I tend to panic in situations where I am powerless (As i'm sure you've observed), and though I honestly feared for my life, it was no reason to attempt to kill you, without seeing if I could reason with you. It has been a long time since our first encounter however, and I have learned much. I sincerely apologize for any grievances I caused you, and i wonder if we might be able to repair the relationship between us. While i'm not sure of the logistics between a physical relationship between the two of us, I would like to attempt to be friends, if not civil from this point forward. How does that sound?"
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/13/12(Mon)00:31 No.17924272

    Wow, that was more BS in one post than i've said in an entire week to my fiance. I'm not sure whether to be impressed with myself or ashamed.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)00:31 No.17924277
    Why not both?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:32 No.17924286
    Listen babe, you know I'm a catch. But there are pleanty of fish in the sea. I know you're looking for exclusivity, but you gotta face it Tina-tuna: I'm just not that guy. I'm hooking babes left and right, and an eternity of being your sea-man filling you with my semen, while under the sea (man), just isn't going to work out well for any party involved. You gotta be true to youself, I gotta be true me.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/13/12(Mon)00:33 No.17924296
    >>time to work my silver tongue
    Look Fish God... Leviathan... thing, I know that you're attracted to me and all, but you gotta stop stalking me and trying to eat me to impregnate you. For one thing, there is no way how a relationship between you and I will work, your a goddess of the sea, and i'm a simple Imperial Guard-commissar trying to get his swag on with the hot bitches here on Yavis before I die, and I can't have you cut in my swag.
    *demonstrate said swag by smackin Karen's lovely rump*
    Besides, be honest here, how long have you been trying to get me? Days? Weeks? You're wasting your time on trying to get me. You're a lovely Sea Creature and I'm sure you can devour some other handsome looking human or xenos to fertilize your eggs. It's like the old saying "theres plenty of fish in the sea." And with you, that is literal... So what do you say, would you kindly stop stalking me?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:34 No.17924328
    rolled 18 = 18


    Ra'alman, if you want to be with me you have to slow down and get on with my other girlfriends, i have responsibilities to them and can't fufill those responsibilities if i'm inside you.

    I think that we should go to a relationship councilor together to work out our issues like adults.

    I'd like you to meet karen, one of my other girlfriends, i'm sure you'll get on great if you give her a chance.

    Maybe add:
    I might even be willing to let you vore me sometime, as long as you let me out after a few hours and keep it safe, sane, and consentual.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:35 No.17924334
    "And I'll be frank, you're one fish I'd like to stick. And if we hooked up from time to time, I wouldn't mind. But you gotta put things in perspective and see thing in scale. The isn't "le fin" for us, unless you want it to be.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)00:35 No.17924344
    So here are the plans so far:

    [ ] Try to kill the fish with your sword

    [ ] See if she will just accept Slaanesh rather than you

    [ ] Try to transform her into something less sea-horror-ish

    [ ] Be reasonable and let her down gently

    Which is your final answer /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:35 No.17924345
    Remember gentlemen, the ideal outcome here is a Mermaid waifu for the harem.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)00:36 No.17924357
    Something is pretty fishy about this post, I'm not letting you reel me in with it
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:36 No.17924365
    [ ] See if she will just accept Slaanesh rather than you
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:37 No.17924369
    Reasonable let down

    In that order
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:37 No.17924370
    >[X] Try to transform her into something less sea-horror-ish

    Must acquire Ra'alman for our harem!
    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/13/12(Mon)00:37 No.17924374
    [x] Try to transform her into something less sea-horror-ish
    this could either go awesome or horribly wrong
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/13/12(Mon)00:37 No.17924381
    "Oh and I totally am sorry for trying to fish you up before and eat you. I was trying to show off my swagalishis fishing skills to this one Eldar chick, and if that is some form of courtship to you and gave you the impression that I wanted to be with you, then I'm sorry I got your hopes up.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:37 No.17924383

    If that doesn't work, throw Slaanesh at her
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:37 No.17924385
    I'm all for fish-puns, but given that that's not on the list:

    >[ X ] Try to transform her into something less sea-horror-ish
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)00:38 No.17924395
    [X] Try to transform her into something less sea-horror-ish.
    Combine with>>17924334
    For this to work we must invoke all of the gods at once to assist us in this endevor of love.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:38 No.17924402
    You know what? Fuck it let's give it a try.
    [ ] Try to transform her into something less sea-horror-ish

    >orkedbu She
    We should turn her into an Ork?
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/13/12(Mon)00:39 No.17924414

    [X] See if she will just accept Slaanesh rather than you

    While i'd like the mermaid waifu, I think it's best to try and hook her up with Slaanesh. That fucker has messed with our bro Doomrider one too many times. He still owns Doomrider the rape hands from like 20 threads ago. I'm not sure if Slaanesh would enjoy Ra'almon or not, but we either curry favor with Slaanesh, or get revenge for Doomrider, it's a win-win.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/13/12(Mon)00:40 No.17924426
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    [ ] Try to transform her into something less sea-horror-ish
    may end up looking like a mermaid like in pic, which is good... more poontang for us in our harem
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)00:40 No.17924427
    >[ X ] Try to transform her into something less sea-horror-ish

    sounds crazy, works for me.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:42 No.17924452
    rolled 4 = 4

    [X] Try to convince her to slow down with the vore, and get along with our other girlfriends, possibly transforming her into a mermaid if she wants it

    (I'd prefer to leave Ra'alman huge, as having a gigantic seamonster for a girlfriend would be useful, especially if Tonya won't stop the whole 'trying to turn us into a necron' thing or wont give us back hat-chan)
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:42 No.17924459
    trans and/or slaan. possibly a slaan powered trans.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/13/12(Mon)00:43 No.17924463
    then again though, if she DOESN'T turn into a hot ass mermaid chick, theeeen lets give her to slaanesh, he's into every fetish known (and unknown) to man so he should gladly accept in open arms.... and orifices
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:43 No.17924472
    [X ] Try to transform her into something less sea-horror-ish

    Why the fuck not?
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)00:44 No.17924482
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    I'm thinking an aquatic naga, like this but wetter (ha ha multible entandre)
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:46 No.17924513
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    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:46 No.17924517
    I could live with that.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)00:48 No.17924539
    "Alright so listen, we both know that this CLEARLY isn't going to work out, that much is obvious. I mean, you are a massive goddess of the ocean and I'm me."

    The fish tilts its head slightly as it listens to you talk. At least it appears to be intently following along.

    "I know, you are clearly hooked on me, and I'll admit I'm quite a catch. That said, I need more line than you are willing to give me, you can't keep me wound tight on a spool. Now let me put this into scale for you, I'm willing to try something and I'm not trying to bait you into a trap alright?"

    "Go on..." A hiss in your mind, this one not as sharp and painful as the last burst of psyonic speech.

    "What I'm trying to say is that there might be some way to make you less toothy and I'm up to the gills in ideas."

    Ra'alman hangs ponderously for a moment, before slowly lowering down and resting gently on the sand in front of you.

    "Fair enough, but any more puns and I just eat you."

    "Alright, I just don't want you acting shellfish toward the others alright? You've got to learn to share if this all works out somehow."

    "I should devour you just for that. But continue."

    [ ] Maybe your mind powers will work, though this seems a bit out of your league perhaps

    [ ] Phone a friend more knowledgeable on such an endeavor?

    [ ] Distract with wacky scheme, escape intact
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)00:49 No.17924572
    [X] Phone a friend more knowledgeable on such an endeavor?
    who? The Gods, All of the Gods!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:50 No.17924573
    [x]Phone a Friend

    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:50 No.17924575
    [ ] Phone a friend more knowledgeable on such an endeavor?

    slaanesh should be able to help. this is right up her alley
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:50 No.17924589
    Call Doomrider and see if he can get you Slaanesh.

    Otherwise maybe the DEldar twins if they are any good at Psyker type shit because no way will Esh be up for this.
    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/13/12(Mon)00:51 No.17924599
    [x] Phone a friend more knowledgeable on such an endeavor?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)00:52 No.17924607
    DE psychers

    I... Wat?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:52 No.17924611
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    Phone a friend.

    Tzeentch or someone else with Chaos would be the best bet since I highly dought the Eldar would be for using sorcery to transform stuff. Just be cool with Tzeentch and dont pisss her off?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:52 No.17924614
    We need a fucking chaos god on this. Anyone lesser and we won't know what we're getting with this whole transformation business.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:52 No.17924618
    oh right

    i am good at brain today
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/13/12(Mon)00:52 No.17924619

    >[X] Phone a friend.

    We don't have Tzeentch's communicator number, but we do have the DE twins' number, and the Dark Eldar are capable of extremely complex bio-manipulation, and regeneration. They're our best bet.

    Also, some of you think it's a good idea to entrust a transformation to Slaanesh? Heellllzzz no giant fish eight penises thank you. Tzeentch could work, but only because the Emprah is on our side and shes tsun tsun for him
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:53 No.17924622
    doomrider will know what to do
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:53 No.17924623
    >[ X ] Phone a friend more knowledgeable on such an endeavor?

    1st choice: Obviously Tzeench. She might not like us, but she sure saved our bacon w/ Malal. Also, she's the Big E's Waifu and he's our bro/deity/whatnot.

    2nd choice: Slaanesh. Because transformation is also a fetish.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:53 No.17924626
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    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)00:54 No.17924640
    >[ X ] Phone a friend more knowledgeable on such an endeavor?

    Tzeench please
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/13/12(Mon)00:54 No.17924651
    [ ] Phone a friend more knowledgeable on such an endeavor?
    >>dial random numbers, call commando again, hilarity ensures....
    naw but for real though, call Tzeentch, she is the Chaos god of CHANGE
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:55 No.17924656
    dial up slaan
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:55 No.17924658
    Why would we NEED Tzeench's com number? She'll know when we need to call her, she's already been in our mind. She'll know...

    [X] Pull Tzeench's number out of Creed's cigar.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:55 No.17924664
    rolled 13 = 13

    Why not just ask all four chaos gods to help us, and maybe ask the eldar guys to come join in, maybe we could help patch things up between the eldar and slaanesh by having them work together?

    I'm fine with just leaving her as a huge sea monster, as long as she starts acting reasonably.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)00:58 No.17924706
    I like the way you think, We're all goin to live together, We'd all better start working together.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)00:59 No.17924729
    But asking them to transform a giant rape fish to a hot, regularized scaly goddess is not the proper way to bond and heal old wounds.

    I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:00 No.17924735
    Call up Kaleshi, have her connect us to Slaanesh?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:01 No.17924747
    Why not?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:01 No.17924756
    She is a Khornate and already disapproves of our interactions with Slaanesh. Call Doomrider.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:02 No.17924764
    so does this mean fungusfish threesome if we pull it off?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:02 No.17924766
    >Orks have Mad Doks.
    >DEldar have hideos bio-tech and cloning,
    >Eldar have Disney magic.
    >Tzeench is goddess of change.
    >Slaanesh is god(dess?) of TF fetishism
    >Nurgle is... a pretty cool guy.

    Hell, let start a-dialin.'
    >> Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)01:04 No.17924788
    That's....not so offensive. Where's the part about her needing the semen of men to create her epidermal slime or something similarly grossly...gross?
    And bonus points for the Mermaid Forest reference, too.

    [X] Slaanesh.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:05 No.17924789
    rolled 17 = 17

    They have to start somewhere, and they both seem to like us, so having them work together might be a good step.
    Once they get more comfortable around each other from working together for us, we can ask them to attend social activities as well as purely professional ones. Maybe have a picnic with all our girlfriends, and invite Slaanesh and the eldar to come along? It seems just crazy enough to work.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:06 No.17924808
    >Sisters have faith magic.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)01:07 No.17924816
    The truth is, however, you don't have that many ideas about what to do. In fact, you hardly have any.

    This is well beyond the point of your own powers, of that much you are certain. You can do some pretty impressive stuff with your relatively new psyker abilities, but this is not one of them.

    You'd give Tzeentch a call, figuring this would be right up her ally, but you don't exactly have her number.

    As you're thinking that, the cigar suddenly pops and fizzes, quite unusual. A small strip of metal falls out. Most peculiar.

    The little plate is engraved "Tzeentch" and lists a communicator number. That fucking Creed...

    You dial it up and wait. Ringing...

    "The hell do YOU want, mortal?!" Tzeentch growls, her voice low and dangerous. You can make out the crying of an infant in the background.

    "Err.... Sorry it seems like a bad time, but to summarize I need help transforming a fish deity into something I can stick my Inquisitor into."



    "You aren't joking, are you?"

    "Nope." You announce.

    "...You know I don't particularly like you, at all in fact, don't you?"


    A sigh.

    "Very well, I'll offer my assistance. In return, I'll get something from you of my choosing, something small and something that will effect you little I should think. I've yet to plan that far ahead, but know I'll ask something of you when the time comes."

    She clears her throat.

    "Alternatively, Slaanesh wishes me to inform you that it will uphold the same deal, and when I asked what it wanted it started drooling and masturbating furiously."

    [ ] Accept Tzeentch's offer

    [ ] Accept Slaanesh's offer

    [ ] I guess I'm all set, sorry to bug you
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:07 No.17924828
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    I like the way you think.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:09 No.17924843
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    [x] Accept BOTH offers!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:10 No.17924849
    >[ ] Accept Slaanesh's offer
    as if /tg/ would pick anything else

    also T wants eight's envelope. calling it now.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:10 No.17924852
    > [ X ] Accept Tzeentch's offer

    Also bring up that you've never tried to do anything to make her hate us.
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)01:10 No.17924853

    [X] Accept Tzeentch's offer
    I'd take getting screwed over, over getting screwed by Slaanesh anyday
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:10 No.17924857
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    Slaanesh wants to give us tentacle dicks.

    Bone ALL the women!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:10 No.17924858
    That bitch wants our hat.

    Accept Slaanesh's offer. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:11 No.17924860
    rolled 11 = 11

    Add the stipulation that the small something can't be hat-chan or our genitals.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:11 No.17924861
    Couldn't we offer something lesser to both, in exchange for assistance from two gods?
    >> Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)01:11 No.17924870
    Goddamnit. The Troll is Strong in this choice.
    OTOH DG Raama could let us DP someone, and if there's anyone who could stand to have the stick up their ass changed it's Eshwe. Who I adore.

    [ ] Accept Slaanesh's offer
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:12 No.17924872
    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/13/12(Mon)01:12 No.17924880
    [x] Accept Tzeentch's offer
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:12 No.17924882

    >Add the stipulation that the small something can't be hat-chan, our genitals, or VIII's letter.
    fix'd that one for you.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:12 No.17924883
    Also, Slaanesh would be the better option. We know it pleases her every time our Inquisitor sees some action, how has that not been payment enough.

    Actually, do >>17924861 this. It is way better.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:13 No.17924890
    It's here now, gotta go with it~
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)01:13 No.17924892
    It isn't any of those things
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:13 No.17924900
    Can we talk about that? I think you're alright and Big E certainly likes you. Why you gotta hate?
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)01:13 No.17924901
    Ra'alman is going to need a new voice actor
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/13/12(Mon)01:14 No.17924903
    [ ] Accept Slaanesh's offer
    He may know of our personal tastes, so he might give her some nice big buoys, if you get what im saying
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:14 No.17924906
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    Accept TZeench's offer.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:14 No.17924908
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:14 No.17924911

    Plus, they are our allys now. They may ask of something odd, but not something that would impair us permanently or cause us harm.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:15 No.17924913
    We would should gladly owe the emperor's girlfriend and having her watch us more closely might help.
    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/13/12(Mon)01:15 No.17924915
    or huehuehue
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:15 No.17924916
    rolled 16 = 16

    Can we get them to agree to not choose something we'll regret them taking?

    Again, i'm fine with us having a huge fish monster for a girlfriend, we could even have sex with the other girlfriends inside her.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:15 No.17924917

    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:15 No.17924922
    Accept both. Its pretty clearly a tie.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:16 No.17924925
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)01:16 No.17924926
    They both offer a good chance at us getting an aquatic version of>>17924482 Which I am more than OK with.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:17 No.17924937
    Quiet you, that's the Emprah's girl your bad-mouthing.

    >[ ] Accept Tzeentch's offer
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:17 No.17924940
    THIS IS /tg/

    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:17 No.17924942
    rolled 15 = 15


    "so, you want me to baby-sit your little godling at some point? no problem.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:18 No.17924945
    fuck forgot to clear my name field
    Well as long as it's not backstabbing the Emperor if you guys get break up then sure I'm in.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:18 No.17924949

    Delicious Slaanesh
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:18 No.17924955
    > implying /tg/ refuses offers from chaos gods
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:19 No.17924968
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)01:19 No.17924969
    So... Tzeentch is winning? Having a hard time tallying this up on my phone
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:19 No.17924970
    [x] Accept Tzeentch's offer
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:21 No.17924990
    tzeentch's offer

    not sure dealing with the Great Enemy would go over with the eldar.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:22 No.17924993

    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:22 No.17925000
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:22 No.17925004
    I'm seeing eight for # both.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:22 No.17925006
    Seems pretty close, maybe a roll?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:23 No.17925013
    No, both. >>17924861
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:23 No.17925023
    rolled =

    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:23 No.17925030
    Would prefer Slaanesh.

    Remember Tzeentch tricked Emps into becoming her babbydaddy at a party. That ain't bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:24 No.17925045
    What about that handjob we got from the great enemy?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:25 No.17925052
    rolled 18 = 18

    Change for the change god?

    [YES] Accept Tzeentch's offer
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:26 No.17925066
    [ ] Accept Tzeentch's offer
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:26 No.17925071
    [x] Slaanesh,

    Or I liked that idea of both. Smaller favors to two gods better than one big favor to one or the other.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)01:26 No.17925081
    You guys want me to roll or just do both?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:27 No.17925084
    rolled 1 = 1

    d02 Know No Limit to decide

    1 - Tzeentch
    2 - Slaanesh
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:27 No.17925089
    rolled 206 = 206

    [x] Slaanesh

    I'm a massive samefag, and so is everyone else!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:27 No.17925093
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)01:27 No.17925098
    >Tzeentch's offer

    Honestly, I'd pick Slaneesh's... but this is Fish Vore we're talking about... Papa would have a field day if we gave him Slaneesh. (That said, I am still half tempted to go with Slaneesh just for kicks...)
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:27 No.17925101
    1 slan
    2 T
    3 both
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:28 No.17925104
    Roll... and then do both.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:28 No.17925105
    rolled 818 = 818

    Uh, just roll. I thinking if you do both then it'd come out some horrible monstrosity.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/13/12(Mon)01:28 No.17925108
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:29 No.17925113
    rolled 279, 485, 450, 61, 869, 609, 974, 748, 66, 593, 367, 62, 897, 223, 822, 507, 784, 956, 735, 130 = 10617

    I don't know what to think anymore.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:29 No.17925122
    We're STARTING from a horrible monstrosity, you twit!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:29 No.17925126
    definitely have to go with the Changer of Ways to change the fishmonster into a waifu.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:29 No.17925129
    Votan for Slannesh!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)01:29 No.17925130
    rolled 4 = 4

    Rolling 1d4 for choice.

    1-2 Slaanesh
    3-4 Tzeentch
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:29 No.17925132
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:29 No.17925134
    rolled 13383 = 13383

    Yeah just roll
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:30 No.17925146
    Rolls for the roll god!
    Dice for the dice throne!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:31 No.17925162

    The dice have already decided.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)01:32 No.17925165
    I say both, It'll be epic bringing her along to help capture Tonya and rescue Hat-Chan, also I can't think of a new voice actor for her, help.
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)01:32 No.17925176
    So far 2 people have tried, and we got the god of change, i think it's trying to tell us something
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:32 No.17925178
    depends on what she ends up looking like
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:32 No.17925180
    Locust Queen from Gears of War?
    >> Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)01:33 No.17925182
    Angela Basset.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)01:33 No.17925191
    Sigourney Weaver, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:34 No.17925194
    Papa, I don't care who. Just as long as its sexy.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:34 No.17925199
    Yeah, that the God of Change can fuck with dice.

    Hence both.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:34 No.17925202
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    the thought of slaanesh masturbating furiously has got me masturbating furiously

    living in the basement has got its perks
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)01:34 No.17925205
    "Well, whats saying we can't all join up as a team? One big double chaos god, psyker sandwich?"

    "...You're serious? Alright I guess? Slaanesh knows what it wants, by the way."

    "...Do I even want to know?"

    "Your Farseer, a pair of her dirty drawers with a lipstick heart on them."

    Well, those shouldn't be too hard to obtain. Then you remember exactly who it is you are dealing with... Well THAT is certainly going to be an interesting conversation.

    "That will be difficult, but do-able. And you?"

    "You'll find out later when I get around to it, now stand back from the shore."

    As much as the thought of making a deal with the secrets and CHANGE unnerves you, its too late now. The water before you has turned into a swirling maelstrom of violet and blue in nearly an instant.

    "Whoa, now THIS is some shit." Karen muses, taking a seat on the kustom racer and watching the scene unfold.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:34 No.17925206
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    Oh god no
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:35 No.17925215
    >"Your Farseer, a pair of her dirty drawers with a lipstick heart on them."
    i am totally okay with this
    >> Papa-N !5EJ71eKlNQ 02/13/12(Mon)01:36 No.17925224
    Anyone got some monstergirl pic you'd like it to look like?
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/13/12(Mon)01:36 No.17925230
    Voice of queen Myrrah is Carolyn Seymour, thats my vote (honestly hear her voice as such for her dialogue)
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:36 No.17925237
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    I can't look
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)01:36 No.17925238
    Nice try
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:37 No.17925242
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)01:37 No.17925244
    Well think about it. Giant Fish Monster and all..
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:37 No.17925256
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    Sure, I'd-
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)01:38 No.17925259
    Mine is here>>17924482
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 02/13/12(Mon)01:39 No.17925282
    rolled 4 = 4


    I am Spartacus
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:39 No.17925284
    rolled 14 = 14

    Seems ok, but shouldn't we involve Ra'alman in this?
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/13/12(Mon)01:40 No.17925295
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    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:41 No.17925300
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    Lets do that.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:44 No.17925335
    *Takes out gun and points at both Papas*
    I... I.. I don't know which one is the real Papa!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)01:44 No.17925342
    That is, indeed, some shit.

    The swirling vortex is arcing into the sky. Waves of color move in such a way that it causes your head to ache. You aren't sure what it is that you are watching, and you aren't even sure it won't break your mind.

    The waters surge over Ra'alman, and the fish god seems quite hesitant at the events. Not that you blame it, in the least.

    The seas grow only more colorful, the sky overhead darkening to a coal black of storming clouds as the water seethes. Ra'alman has disappeared entirely beneath them.

    Karen is watching, goggles still in place, her hand with popcorn in it frozen in place as she forgets about the snack entirely.

    "I'm twelve and what is this...?" You say in awe at the vision of color, motion, and energy.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)01:45 No.17925350

    What is this I don't even
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:45 No.17925354
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    >> Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)01:45 No.17925357
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    Well, _I_ fell for it, so nyah. =P
    Have a sample anyway.
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)01:45 No.17925358
    The trip code, IT'S ALL IN THE TRIP CODE...RIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:46 No.17925363
    i'm eight and what is this... oh wait
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:46 No.17925365
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    Bracing for epic.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:47 No.17925378
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    Wait. He quoted himself as a imposter.

    Holy shit just got real.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:47 No.17925387
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:48 No.17925391
    And I forgot to remove my failed attempt at impersonation. But the point still stands.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:53 No.17925454
    Is no one else concerned that someone got Papa-N's real trip?
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)01:53 No.17925455
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    All this
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)01:54 No.17925466
    The spectacle slowly peaks, before starting to wind down. The ocean stops swirling, the colors fade, the clouds dissipate.

    You notice instantly that the towering fish god is absent, and in its place...


    "Hey what the fuck guys, this wasn't part of our deal!" You shout angrily.

    "Calm yourself, whelp. She's disappeared by her own accord, not of our doing."

    "Yeah, but I still expect my payment." Slaanesh adds.

    "So she's... Hiding?" You inquire inside your mind.

    "Indeed. I'll be taking my payment as well, as our contract has been fulfilled."

    So there you stand, wet from the spray of the crazy blue waters, beside your Ork friend. With absolutely nothing to show for the deal you just made.

    "Chaos gods are dicks."

    "Duh, I coulda told you that." Karen licks the butter off of her fingers.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/13/12(Mon)01:55 No.17925478
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    whelp, im going to bed, tired as fuck, will read this later, night guys, aaaand NQ IV will be either Tuesday or Wednesday, shit will get real with commando and BH Assassin
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)01:55 No.17925482
    That's my old trip, which I accidentally compromised.

    Whoever it is, I implore you to not derail this...
    >> Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)01:55 No.17925485
    For once, WE DIVE!
    Into the blue we must go!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:55 No.17925487
    Did we ever fuck Karen?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:56 No.17925493
    whelp, only one thing to do now

    ork time
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:56 No.17925497
    Go fuck Karen. Get Hat-Chan and deal with Necron next thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)01:56 No.17925500
    not yet. but i predict this will end with karen/new Ra'alman threesome
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:00 No.17925554
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:01 No.17925565
    >fish taco jokes
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:05 No.17925597
    rolled 8 = 8

    Time do go swimming!
    Changing from a gigantic sea monster into whatever she is now might be a shock for Ra'alman, and she may need comforting.
    Let's grab some SCUBA gear and go looking for Ra'alman!
    We are the best fisherman, so finding her should be easy!
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)02:05 No.17925601
    or Ra'alman turned into a HUEHUEHUE marine
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)02:05 No.17925608
    Though you remain on the shoreline for at least an hour, calling out and trying to get some response, you are greeted with only silence. Even your mind powers do nothing.

    "We should probably just give up..." Karen pipes up, a bemused expression as she watches you strolling up and down the beach.

    "Yeah but how do I know they didn't just screw me over?" You complain.

    "That's... Part of dealing with them, I guess?" She holds up her arms, nothing else to add.

    "Well that... Sucks." You frown, and chuck another rock out into the waves where it lands with a satisfying splash.

    "Eh, you win some you lose some. Now lets head back, I'd like to do something else at least before dinner."

    Something else... Something else...

    "Hora hora, what are you thinking of doing with the Ork princess?"

    Both of you jump at the intrusion, whirling around. A being quite unlike anything you've seen thus far stands before you. A round, powerful tail covered in dark blue scales, pale green hair that falls nearly to the base of said tale. Red eyes that seem to almost glow slightly.

    "No. Fucking. Way." You gape.

    "Well, I can always turn back." Even as she says it, she does it. In mere moments, the Ra'alman you've always known is staring down at you yet again.

    "Now have your fun mortal, I've god things to attend to before I can meet you again." With that, she heaves her heavy body into the air and crashes into the sea. A massive plume of water erupts, drenching you, Karen, and the kustom racer.

    "Forget what I said earlier. NOW I've seen some shit." The Ork girl just shakes her head and shrugs, lost for more words.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)02:05 No.17925610
    We must see to our new Semi-Aquatic girlfriend.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:07 No.17925625
    Worth it.

    We owe Slaanesh some panties.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:09 No.17925640
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)02:09 No.17925642
    never mind
    >> Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)02:09 No.17925645
    Ra'aman is an Oujo? AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:09 No.17925647
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    >hora hora
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)02:10 No.17925652
    [ ] Continue with Max for now

    [ ] Last stand of a Vindicare

    [ ] Something else?

    Can always go back to Max later as well
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:11 No.17925665
    [ ] Continue with Max for now

    and papa, did you plan for 8 to die for a while, or was his ending brought by our actions?
    >> Leeginn 02/13/12(Mon)02:11 No.17925671
    [ ] Last stand of a Vindicare
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:12 No.17925676
    >[ ] Last stand of a Vindicare
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:12 No.17925678
    rolled 7 = 7

    Let's call up our eldar girlfriend and tell her we need her panties, she should understand why we did what we did.
    Lets find a way to make it up to her as well, what would she like?
    Maybe we should have a get together with all our girlfriends sometime, so they can get to know each other.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)02:13 No.17925690
    [X] Something else
    Lycheria meets Kaleshi
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:14 No.17925702
    [x]ra'al testing out her new transformation powers
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:14 No.17925707
    [ ] Last stand of a Vindicare
    its just one of those things
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:14 No.17925708
    rolled 12 = 12

    [X] Partridge Quest: The GLORYING
    >> Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)02:14 No.17925709
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    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)02:16 No.17925721
    >[X] Continue with Max for now
    We really should finish the ork part
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:16 No.17925729

    We have to do it eventually.

    After that, DEldar Pilotbro, we never heard how he ended up.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:18 No.17925738
    [ x] Continue with Max for now, karen needs some inquisitorial attention
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:18 No.17925744
    yeah eight we need to put the sobering in the middle not the end
    >> Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)02:21 No.17925764
    I like the idea of doing something sweet for Esh.
    Let's get her some good cooking materials. Fresh fish, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:23 No.17925777

    Seriously. We've been romancing the fuck out of Karen, but have we fuck the romance out of her yet?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:25 No.17925803
    sure, why not. let's see her rape the fuck out of pirate town, we need some quality huehuehue anyway
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:26 No.17925809
    eight or mika & lycheria's fun day
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)02:27 No.17925812
    Something about the quiet of the forest in the evening is alluring. Perhaps something primeval in man itself, perhaps just because it reminds me of a place I once knew so long ago now.

    I'd expected Max to argue, naturally. Hell, even I know what that letter meant. I knew, in the back of my mind, that it was unlikely I was ever going to return.

    A point I discovered, within myself, that I was fine with. I knew the target wasn't really me, they don't care about lost assassins. They don't have to. Eventually something in our blood runs out, and we pass on naturally. I'd felt the weakness coming off in the distance for a while now.

    So when I'd found the data concerning my suspicions, upon that vile corpse, I knew what had to be done. I can't let them kill Max off, in a heartbeat, before he ever stood a chance. Not if this crazy plan has any hope of budding into a new life for this universe, not if I can put a stop to anyone forced into this life of ends.

    No. If destiny needed a sacrifice for this to all fall into place, I willingly give myself.

    So I'd given him that envelope, and I'd made him take it. It gives me some kind of solace to know I'd left it in capable hands.

    They wouldn't be expecting me. That I know. I would have expired already had I not pilfered a vial of the stuff I'd needed from the corpse of the wretched being who had once been someone I'd once been trained by.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:27 No.17925816
    max and karens sexy fun times
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)02:28 No.17925820
    Because he said that we'll get to Max later this thread anyway
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:29 No.17925834
    >Max was the target, not Eight

    Oh god my feels
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:32 No.17925858
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    In the previous thread, I said that Eight died in the dirt like a bitch.

    I was wrong. He died in the dirt like a hero.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)02:36 No.17925900
    All my tears ;_;
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)02:37 No.17925903
    We better bloody avenge this guy
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/13/12(Mon)02:40 No.17925918
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    I... I.. Eight.. Must.. Not.. Cry manly tears..

    Too late. Papa.. You are writing god.

    >MFW my captcha: "free ursoul"
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)02:41 No.17925930
    The ship resides in the clearing, exactly as I'd planned it all out. Too predictable when hunting one of your own species.

    Sure enough they'd placed a guard on watch. A grey old man for one such as us, perhaps even thirty five or more.

    Everyone has to pee sometimes. And sometimes, you just happen to get a knife though the back when doing so. Life sucks like that.

    I don't feel a thing as the blade plunges in, again and again. Blood trickles from fresh wounds, the sentry struggles and tries to cry out, but is stifled by my hand crushing his windpipe.

    I'd known him, I realize as I silently lower the body. A marksman instructor, one of the few at the Ordo I'd ever felt respect for. The same one from whom I'd picked up my one bad habit.

    "Sorry, old man." I whisper down to him, and a small smile greets me as he recognizes my face. I hammer my blade once through his skull to end his pain.

    The satchel at my side isn't exactly run of the mill Vindicare equipment. Meltabombs aren't really our thing, but an assassin who doesn't adapt isn't much of an assassin.

    My feet barely crunching the leaves blanketing the ground as I approach the ship, I pull one of the bombs out. I'd already rigged up timers and a sticky solution to get them to stay in place. Now I begin placing them, every few feet along the hull.

    It would be a terrible end for those inside, that much I knew. I knew, and did not care. I hated that. Or I wanted to. I'm not even sure how I work anymore, I know the Ordo had messed with us. I was sick of knowing that.

    The last bomb stuck in place, I prepare my egress.

    "Not too nice of dead men to try to off those of us with a job to do, Eight."
    >> Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)02:42 No.17925942
    Eight's shattered mind was greatly eclipsed by his enormous soul.
    Rest easy, young hero. The Emperor will know his own.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)02:47 No.17925979
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    I never thought I would ever say this scincerly but, Find peace with the Emperor Eight, You have done him proud.

    >I don't have the pic of uncle ben telling peter he did good, this will have to do......
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)02:49 No.17925994
    "We're all dead men here."

    The calm lasts a mere moment. Flashes of gunfire erupt, both of us having gone for our Exitus pistols. His mistake, I always was fast on a draw.

    Plan in the gutter, I do my best to improvise.

    The double tap caught the first through the chest and head, which is something I've yet to see anyone or anything survive.

    But more are quickly pouring out, and I've only so much ammunition.

    I dive behind the landing gear of the ship, rounds whizzing overhead and erupting sand to my sides. Popping out quickly, I deliver another salvo into yet another one I recognize.

    Five left, I've counted. Five rounds in my pistol.

    Focusing, I let my mind slow down everything as I steady my nerves. Another break from cover, another round through a head.

    The gun battle keeps up, and I'm almost sure I've got the edge, until I spot a fateful glimmer to my left. Too late, I don't have enough time.

    I whirl, and both of us fire at the same time.

    Pain. I'm used to pain. I grew up on it, I was trained in it, the Ordo deadened my senses to it.

    The one holding the Exitus rifle staggers, half of his head gone, before collapsing.

    He was the last, I find out, as the meltabombs ignite into an inferno of metal slag. I'd made it far enough from the blast to not be consumed, but looking down at my wound... It was for naught.

    I cough, blood staining my hand.

    Well, I could have asked for a worse ending. Completing a last mission isn't a bad way to go.

    The forest calls for me, or maybe its the blood loss. I can feel it seeping from me now, warm, running down my abdomen and legs.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)02:56 No.17926057
    So I walk. For how long and how far I don't know, but I walk until I can walk no more.

    The canopy above breaks, a hole overhead where I can see the stars. I try to lay down gently, but end up collapsing. Swallowing, I taste only iron.

    Oh. The stars are out. Its been a long time since I've had a chance to gaze up at them. I wonder where Catachan is, I've no knowledge of astronomy.

    Already I can feel my head getting hazy, darkness growing at the edges of my vision.

    An Eldar comes, maybe more, I can't be sure. She places a cigarette in my lips, a kind gesture for her to do at my weak insistence.

    I look up to the sky, concerned little for the Eldar. There is no more looming threat for them, and more importantly, Max.

    I smile at the thought.

    "Max..." I whisper faintly, only the brigtest of stars still visible.

    "I'm... I'm going home." I smile.

    The sounds of the forest see me out.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)02:57 No.17926067
    I only found this thread just now Papa-N and currently reading up on the non-overtime thread. I just want you to know that you are awesome and you should feel awesome.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)02:58 No.17926071
    These are no longer many tears, I'm crying like a bitch
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)02:58 No.17926078
    and its time to make a drink, be back in a few
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:01 No.17926096
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)03:03 No.17926123
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    Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince...
    And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

    Thus passes VIII, Eight, a noble heart under a cold exterior.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)03:04 No.17926133
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    Found it
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)03:06 No.17926150
    What next?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:06 No.17926155

    I was not prepared for this level of feel
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:07 No.17926170
    Dark Eldar Pilotbro
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)03:07 No.17926174
    Lycheria meets Kaleshi, some humor to help soften the heartbreak
    >> Leeginn 02/13/12(Mon)03:07 No.17926176
    been trying to figure out the manga for that picture.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:08 No.17926182
    panty-raiding esh
    >> Hunter 02/13/12(Mon)03:08 No.17926185
    It is indeed time for a drink. Farewell VIII.
    This is good enough to break a six month sobriety for.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)03:08 No.17926190
    Eh, saving the big meet-up for the last thread I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:08 No.17926191

    get it on with Karen
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)03:09 No.17926194
    Not a clue. Picked it up a time ago from some other thread, with no idea where it came from.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:09 No.17926196
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:09 No.17926199
    emotionally dead now, sooo... ork lovin
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:10 No.17926206
    Hat-chan x Cron
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:10 No.17926215
    Deadman Wonderland
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:11 No.17926219
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    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)03:11 No.17926223
    Max giving The Ork princess a shot of vitamin =I=
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:12 No.17926233
    Karen time
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:13 No.17926250
    -hat-chan and yanderecron
    -DE taxibro
    -fishwaif doing random shit with her new body, optional rape and/or boat sinking
    -waifu checkings
    -what's going on with the warboss n co
    -what's cogbro doing now that the girls ditched him
    -karen inquisitoring
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)03:14 No.17926258
    Well. Problem solved. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:15 No.17926268
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    Mika and Lycheria's fun day!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:15 No.17926272
    rolled 3 = 3

    Let's see that the big E is doing.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)03:15 No.17926274
    Actualy I like this better
    >Seawaif doing random shit with her new body, optional rape and/or boat sinking
    Save Karen lovemaking tiem for next thread.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)03:17 No.17926298
    "Parker!" Vect barks gruffly to welcome the newcomer into his study.

    "No. Kyle."

    "Kyle? What kind of name is that?" Vect asks, chewing on his cigar.

    "My name, sir."

    "And you're a Dark Eldar? That isn't a very Dark Eldarish name son."

    The pilot sighs, he had grown to expect this. Despite this being his fifth or so meeting with the big man.

    "Whatever. Anyways Parker, Parker told me you're someone I should consider letting run this place."

    "Kyle. You already did that."

    Vect frowns, looking up from his newspaper. He scowls at Parker, these fucking kids these days and their rap music...

    "So why are you here?" He finally sighs, ashing his cigar in an ornate ebony tray.

    "Didn't I already... Never mind. The Imperium of man wants to ally with us."

    Vect looks down at his newspaper again, reaching out for his coffee mug.

    "Tell them no, bad for the newspaper business."

    "Sir if I may..."

    "Fine, but we get 75%! and that's our final offer!" Vect pounds his desk.

    "Right, I'll pass that on..." Kyle bows and swiftly exits the office.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)03:20 No.17926321
    I feel that Max should learn of Eight's fate from the Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:22 No.17926337
    thank you papa you and tequila just picked me up
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)03:24 No.17926353
    >try to make rum and coke
    >ice is nice and clear
    >glass spotless
    Things are going well

    >coke is flat
    >takes all of remaining rum to make on drink
    >rum is gone
    Abandon all hope
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)03:25 No.17926365
    Ouch. I'd share the bottle of rum I have in the house, but honestly, I'd probably need a shipping address.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)03:26 No.17926370
    Don't worry, I saved the last of my Makers Mark just for tonight.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:27 No.17926384
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    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)03:29 No.17926410
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)03:33 No.17926443
    And there it is... I just knew. I /knew/ somebody would paste something Cap'n Jack related, featuring that phrase.

    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)03:33 No.17926449
    and i was trying to hold that off, in fear of being beaten
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)03:35 No.17926469
    I'd thought about posting something similiar too... but then I had second thoughts.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)03:35 No.17926478
    You and Karen turn to head back toward the Ork camp. This time you tell her to take it easy on the crazy speedfreak stuff, your legs and arms have yet to forgive you for earlier.

    Thankfully she obliges, and the ride back is perhaps half as fast and furious as the ride out. Though a tanned, bald man in an ancient Terran car tries to race you along the way.

    The Ork camp is dying down by the time you arrive. Apparently the filming is over, as the Orks are now packing the last of the set up. They give you funny looks as you enter, and some of them mutter under their breath. About some humie git bein wif da princess, though you can't hear them.

    The film crew who had planned to document your second raid look rather miffed at being left in the dirt. Apparently their trukks hadn't come close to being able to keep up with Karen's souped up monstrosity.

    Though their mean stares quickly soften as Karen apologizes. Apparently all of them have a soft spot for her. You aren't sure if you will ever understand that. As far as you knew, Orks were all about getting killy and making waagh.

    Progress though the camp seems good, you have a feeling tonight is going to go well. Screw the xeno haters the Imperium is made of, you are having a great time with this female Ork and you intend to keep it that way.

    That is, until, the Warboss steps into your path.

    "Its toime ta rokk, ya git!" He grins, shoving a guitar into your hands.

    "What? Again?"

    "Oi! Jus anotha song an you can git back ta bein a git!"

    "Fine." You shoulder the guitar strap. The cord of your guitar only extends halfway to the nearby amps, before snaking off and ending at a pile of shredded tires. But when you pluck a string, sound reverberates from the system. Damn Orks and their nonsensical technology...

    Before you can gripe, the Warboss takes the lead.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:37 No.17926496
    >> Max, I got yo' back. Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)03:39 No.17926515

    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:39 No.17926519
    i feel you i finished my tequila making my drink albeit it was 1/3 of a fifth in a 32 oz drink but...
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)03:41 No.17926534
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    yes, Yes, YES!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:41 No.17926536
    damn you papa, i gotta go to pt in 4 hours. DAMN YOU!

    >>and goodnight papa, thanks for the fun tonight
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)03:43 No.17926553
    Night to anyone that has to go, sorry for keeping you all awake. We still got plenty of boyz in da thread? Don't want errybody to have to catch up via archive.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/13/12(Mon)03:43 No.17926555
    Sorry Papa, but Iv'e got a bus to catch at 8:00 good night
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:44 No.17926560
    Heck yes!
    >> Dgaf !!2SI1gGhGaoB 02/13/12(Mon)03:44 No.17926562
    i'm here, i've caught up!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)03:44 No.17926564
    >as requested a few threads back

    Waagh on da vox, dakka on da holo
    Imperial man take what he can, shooty on da silva screen
    Krumpin em up and choppan em down, living out a fantasy
    There’s a big boss ridin ‘round in a big black looted trukk
    Don’t let it be wrong, don’t let it be right
    Get outta da way git, ur roight in ‘iz soights

    Big dakka
    Big dakka
    Numbah whan
    Big dakka

    Big dakka krump da zog outta ya
    Necrons, flash makas, shootin up hollywood
    Vindicares alive wif da flashy bitz, getting off an doin rought bad
    If you izn’t smart, dey’ll eat ya up, chop off ya bitz as dey do

    The song comes to a grating halt as the Warboss furiously rips his guitar right off of it's strap.

    "Oi! You lousy grots! Git yer filthy 'ands off a me trukk!" He takes the guitar and wings it hard at a group of gretchin crawling around a particularly large and spiky trukk.

    It sails brilliantly through the air, before slicing a gretchin in half at chest level. The others panic, and break into a scattered run as the Warboss bounds after the rest.

    "Well... That was... Fun?" You shrug.

    "Sure, never mind that. I haven't had you to myself in forever and its just getting annoying now." Karen folds her arms, peers at her father, and then snatches your hand.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:44 No.17926567
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)03:45 No.17926568
    Hmm. I am torn between Punk and Metal...

    For Punk, I'd suggest the Offspring, maybe Bad Habit
    or Staring at the Sun...

    And for Metal... well, I'm up for suggestions.
    Maybe Iron Man?
    Or if that doesn't work, Savage?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:45 No.17926571
    rolled 6 = 6

    I'm good to go, sleep is for the weak anyways.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:45 No.17926572
    I need to leave for school soon to. It's been a hell of a ride.
    >> Hunter 02/13/12(Mon)03:45 No.17926577
    Thank god I don't have class til 12. This boy iz still ready ta rock.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:45 No.17926584
    >ork woman decides it's sex time
    yes ma'am
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:46 No.17926591

    yes. Yes! YES!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:46 No.17926592
    >the Offspring

    can't go wrong there
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)03:47 No.17926596
    Welp, too late, ah well. (Sauce on the song Big Dakka though. It's late and I'm not able to put 2 and 2 together.)

    Anyways, tally ho, time to see what Karen wants.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:47 No.17926599
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:48 No.17926606
    for metal bolt thrower any of their songs (for those who dont know 40k based metal band)
    >> Max, I got yo' back. Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)03:48 No.17926607
    Oo. Bad Habit is good. Very good. VERY Orky.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)03:49 No.17926617

    Big Gun - ACDC
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:49 No.17926621
    AC/DC Big Gun
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)03:49 No.17926626
    > I haven't had you to myself in forever and its just getting annoying now
    Are you trying to tell us something papa?
    It's not like we get easily distracted or something...
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:56 No.17926674
    yeah we totally don't.

    so when do we see fishwaif being some sort of evil tentacle siren with her new body?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)03:57 No.17926683
    Karen stops to peek around corners, eying other orks as they mukk about, pulling you quickly along when she thinks they aren't looking.

    "Hey, not that I mind, but why are we being sneaky like?" You ask in a hushed tone at another stop.

    "Huh? Well, no reason really... But some of these boyz might get a tad bit... Well, more jealous if they see me take you into my own tent."

    "Oh. OH."


    You notice Karen's cheeks are a bit flushed, the pink on her green features is a dead give away.

    At long last, after at least a dozen stops to check for a clear coast, you've arrived. The tent is far larger than the boyz huts, and set apart from them as well. Lining the outside, standing guard, are dozens of turrets.

    "Don't worry, I already programmed you in as a "do not kill", they won't shoot." Karen smirks, noticing your hesitation to approach.

    Sure enough (though you inch along slowly), the turrets do not turn you to giblets and armor flakes. You sigh in relief, that would have been a bad way to go.

    "Come on, hurry up!" Karen grins, tugging harder.

    You aren't about to keep the princess waiting, and let her lead you on inside. The interior of the tent is, at least by Orkish standards, lavish. Carpet lines the floor, plush pink rugs covering much of it. You even notice a bathroom through an open curtain.

    "Wow, nice place you've got here." You marvel, lightly touching the pink netting above the bed.

    "Pink?" You turn to her with an evil grin, "An Ork with a pink accented room?"

    A shirt to the face quaffs your teasing.

    "Oh quiet, you. I'm going to take a shower, why don't you just take a seat on the bed or something? You can flip on the viewscreen if you'd like."

    You pull the shirt off of your face, noticing it actually smells rather... Nice?

    Karen steps through the curtain into the bathroom and draws it shut before you can add anything more.
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 02/13/12(Mon)03:57 No.17926688
    Yeah, /tg/ doesn't get distrac... Sorry, something shiney over there. What was I saying?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)03:58 No.17926693
    want long legged green princess
    >> Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)04:00 No.17926707
    ...is the Warboss going to come looking for us because we ducked out on his duel?
    Just a grot-thought.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:01 No.17926712
    wait, orks didn't have a concept of gender until she showed up

    how does ork know what sex is?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:01 No.17926714
    shed power armor!
    stretch out on bed and start playing with your gun!


    the dakka one on his arm, of course
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:01 No.17926715
    Flip on the viewscreen. See if we are on TV
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)04:01 No.17926716
    Something about shiney stuff?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)04:06 No.17926753
    Though you'd thought to give the books lining a shelf near the closed entryway a look, that train of thought is abruptly derailed.

    Karen flips on a light inside the bathroom, and in an instant you notice one thing. The fabric of those walls is fairly thin on the shower side, which is closest to the bed, and you can see her figure almost perfectly through them.

    Which means, much to your Inquisitor's interest, that you can more or less make out everything. Like Karen slowly unstrapping her belt, and lowering her shorts.

    "Emprah preserve me..." You whisper inaudibly as you continue to watch.

    "Hey!" Karen calls through the fabric, and you stiffen, thinking she'd heard you.

    "You umm... Can take of your armor, if you'd like." She says, the embarrassment in her voice carrying through.

    "I would, but it's really easier to get on myself and tough to get off without help." You admit.

    "Oh." The Ork princess comments, and you can't help but notice the outline as she slips her thong and tosses it into a bin. "I'll help you after I'm done, then."

    "That would be..." She pulls her sportsbra over her head and your words get jumbled in your throat as you watch a very noticeable bounce. "Fine." You finish throatily.

    The sound of the shower starting fills the tent, but you can barely perceive it. Your other senses, it seems, have lent their power entirely to your eyes. And oh, do your eyes need it now more than ever.

    Karen steps gently into the shower, which only causes her outline to grow more distinct. She lets her hair down out of it's ponytail, and even through the curtain you can see it is rather curly, like waves cascading downward... Right to her tight butt.

    Your jaw is practically on the floor by now, you are visibly drooling, you don't frankly care at this point.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:08 No.17926763

    we'll have to enjoy this.

    >> Dgaf !!2SI1gGhGaoB 02/13/12(Mon)04:11 No.17926788
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)04:16 No.17926820
    Your Inquisitor protests at the unwelcome pressure of the armor's codpiece, and under any other circumstance you may have found that quite uncomfortable. Now, however, you can barely perceive it.

    Karen pulls her hair back as the water flows over it, running her fingers through the lush tangle. You are on the edge of the bed, leaning as far forward as the position allows.

    Leaning down, her back toward you, she pumps what you guess to be shampoo into her hand. Standing back up, she runs it through her hair, so, so slowly.

    Leaving it for now, you notice her lean down again and pick up a cloth. Another few pumps of another bottle, and she's begun to wash her body. Even through the curtain its easy to tell she's absolutely athletic. But not some muscle beast that Imperial women tend to think they will become if they work out, more like a body sculpted to the perfection of form.

    You can only sit and watch, utterly mesmorized, as something as simple as a girl showering gets you more worked up than you could have ever imagined.

    As she at long last closes the valve to the shower, you have only one thought. You don't want it to end.

    A thought quickly forgotten when she draws back the curtain and steps out into the larger room once more.

    Karen stands before you, luscious dark hair dripping, all of her dripping. Encased only in a short fluffy pink towel.

    She must have noticed you staring, because her face cheeks are only burning more and more red, her eyes avoiding you as her legs mull awkwardly.

    "So umm... Want me to help get that armor off?" She finally asks.

    "Yes ma'am!" You almost shout, standing up immediately.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:17 No.17926833
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    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/13/12(Mon)04:20 No.17926865
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    MFW I miss the last 3 threads....

    Anyway, enjoy your Oiler, papa?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:22 No.17926886
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    I am going to go with Messerschmidt Blowjob here because I cannot find a reaction image that adequately describes my HNNNNNNNNGG
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)04:23 No.17926892
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    Just go for something like this?
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/13/12(Mon)04:23 No.17926894
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    How's this one?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)04:26 No.17926924
    Gentle green fingers run over the hard ceremite plates as Karen searches for the releases. You try to guide her along, but only give her faint clues. Watching her its almost too cute to want it to end.

    With a small hiss, the last piece is removed. Damn, you think to yourself, damn why can't you be wearing TWO suits of armor?

    "Do you... Need a shower?" She asks quietly, her eyes averted despite you still being quite clothed.

    "I don't think so? The armor has some cooling mechanisms, and stuff..." In truth, you can barely form words. Where your brain is getting the power to actually speak from, you are unsure.

    "Can you do the rest?" Karen asks, before climbing briskly onto the bed, and burrowing into the sheets.

    "Uh, yeah."

    Her back to you, you let the last of your clothing drop to the floor. You notice a pink towel on the ground at the side of the bed.

    Not knowing what else to do, you carry out the only logical course of action your brain can come up with, and slip into the sheets beside the princess.

    "So umm... I don't really know the rest... I've only read one Terran romance novel and it kinda... Ends, right about now." She says, her face pressed into a pillow.

    Gently, you pull her over to face you. Her eyes are locked on your own now, her face still flush and her breath excited.

    Leaning in, you lock your lips to her own plush set of pink ones. And Emprah, does it feel good.

    Karen seems to be getting the hang of it after several moments, her hands wrapping around to grab onto your back as you slide on top of her.

    She gasps as you break off and start back, drawing the blankets over you as you work your way down.

    "Max, I don't... AHHH!?"

    The sensation of your lips meeting her other pair causes her hips to jump and she grabs your head in shock.

    "Relax." You tell her reassuringly. Despite your words, you can still feel the energy poised nervously in her body.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:29 No.17926948
    Wut wiz gunna do on the bed boss?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)04:33 No.17926980
    With every lick, a gasp. With every kiss, a moan.

    Her hands are still in your hair, only now looser and rubbing your scalp slightly. You may be pretty dense when it comes to some things, but you have a knack for this kind of stuff.

    After a long while of preparation, you throw back the covers and unveil your prize.

    Karen lays panting slightly on the pink sheet, slightly dampened by the water that remained on her body from her hasty drying. Her breasts rise with each quick breath, and her eyes remain locked in hard on your own.

    "Ah... Don't... Stop?" She almost asks, entirely unsure of herself.

    You grin, though to reassure her rather than tease. Your inquisitor eyes the breech, consults with the astropaths, and decides entry into the warp is safe.

    Karen gasps as you slowly push forward, her hands grabbing your hips and squeezing quite hard. You don't have to guess hard that she's new to this, you know enough about Orks to know they lack any... Tools.

    So you take your time, responding to her body as hers does to your own. For several minutes that pass in an eternity, until you come to rest in base to base combat.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)04:35 No.17926999

    Karen rubs it all over herself.

    "Cum for me Max!!!"

    You jettison a massive load of plasma that could extinguish a small star.

    "Uhhnnn, yeah! Imma rub my cum in yo dakka bitch!"
    >> Dgaf !!2SI1gGhGaoB 02/13/12(Mon)04:37 No.17927019
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:38 No.17927025
    for shame papa n

    i was expecting futa
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:38 No.17927029
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    >quest for chocolate
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    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/13/12(Mon)04:39 No.17927032
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    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)04:42 No.17927045
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    Style's too different. Either the Imposter-N or a feinted troll...
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:42 No.17927050
    rolled 19 = 19

    Rollan, just for you.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)04:43 No.17927059
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    >doesn't check the trip
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)04:50 No.17927115
    "You can, uh. Move now, I think." Karen says after several long moments of rest.

    "You sure?" You ask, noticing a small trickle of blood.

    "I'm sure." She smiles, gently clasping your side.

    So you start to move. Immediately finding yourself on the edge. It may have been due to the show through the curtain, or how she took your armor off. Either way, its all you can do to hang on.

    "Tankred... Endures..."

    "Huh?" She asks, you halfway through a thrust.

    "Err... Nothing."

    Karen's moans pick up, louder and only more passionate as you increase your speed. You find yourself making quite a bit of noise as well. Though you certainly got her prepared with your oral abilities, she's got you gripped like a vice. A wet, warm, incredible vice.

    Karen's fingernails are almost painful as they dig into your skin, and her clamped eyes and wide mouth combined with that tell you that you are doing well, young padawan.

    Reaching out, you cup one of her breasts for a moment, enjoying the bouncing soft orb. Quickly you return it to its place beside her hips, needing the support, and the sensation almost causing you to detonate the krak missile early.

    "I'm... I don't know this feeling... What... Ahh? Ahhhh!!!!" Her hands grab you hard and her hips drive up to meet your own. You keep up the pace, riding through her climax. You can't stop now, this is bat country and you have a package to deliver.

    Your instincts cut short as she pushes you away quickly, your Inquisitor quite annoyed as it leaves it's tight hideout.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)04:51 No.17927121
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    Haven't you read the thread? Trip was compromised a while back.

    >That's my old trip, which I accidentally compromised.

    >Whoever it is, I implore you to not derail this...
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)04:55 No.17927150
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    I'd do a proper check, but i'm too lazy, so i'll just stick to my tea and see what happens
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    >Doesn't check the trips either
    It's the same trip and the hijacked trip is different than these two. You fail your spot check. Rock falls, you die.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:00 No.17927173
    "S-sorry!" Karen gasps, out of breath, "I know it may seem dumb, but I don't know if humans and... Well... I'm not ready to be a mom yet... Ah sorry, this is so stupid of me." She claps her hands to her face.

    Her fingers peel open to reveal one of her eyes as you laugh, starting quietly and growing until it fills the whole tent.

    "Don't worry, I get it." You tell her kindly. Karen still looks a bit perplexed.

    "Umm... I could, you know. Use my mouth, maybe?" She asks, looking to you for guidance.

    "Yeah, I'd like that." You smile, giving her long hair a single stroke.

    Karen leads you off of the bed, and kneels awkwardly until her face is level with your flagship.

    "Hmm..." She gives it a look, tilting her head SHAFT style as she does so.

    "Its cute!" She finally smiles, before gently placing her lips around it. You nearly let loose the exterminatus right then and there.

    Karen gingerly takes more of it in, though you wince and have to let her know to avoid her canines as she tries to pick up the pace.

    The whole while she looks up at you with those innocent eyes illuminated by the lighting above. You twitch, and she must sense you're getting close.

    "N-not inside?" She tells you, garbled by the current predicament.

    "Gotcha." You manage to gasp.

    She quits mukkin about and gets back to work, and work she does. You try to hold out, to hold the line as you were taught in the guard, but there is just no way.

    You are at the peak, and this time you can't stop yourself. Though when you try to pull away...
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:01 No.17927178
    Karen has you gripped hard around the waist, not allowing you to remove your powersword. You can tell just by the look in her eyes that she's grinning as you finally relinquish your plasma onto her tongue, which runs eagerly up the shaft of the blade.

    She holds you there for several moments, until your hips stop twitching, your expression a mixture of heavenly pleasure and pure exhaustion, before finally releasing her grip.

    "I thought you might like that, maybe?" She asks, her voice a bit off, before swallowing with a strange expression.

    "Bitter." She giggles, screwing up her face.

    You mutter something unintelligible, before falling backwards onto the bed.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)05:02 No.17927182
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    ... okay. Let me rephrase that in a way you understand. This current trip, the one in use, as far as my understanding, and the otherstanding of others in the thread, the trip that just posted, the one we are talking about...
    Has possibly been compromised.
    This is in addition to the other, false trips, for a total of three imposters, one of whom may actually have the current trip.

    Also, if Papa-N could please confirm/de-confirm... that'd probably settle the whole issue.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:03 No.17927185
    he quoted himself as a joke, duh
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:05 No.17927199
    You barely notice as she steps into the bathroom to brush her teeth and gargle mouthwash. Or when she walks back out and helps you into a better position on the bed.

    "That was... Incredible." You tell her.

    "Hmm? I thought so, too." She says sweetly, rubbing your head, which causes your eyes to close.

    Without even realizing it, you've slipped off into dreamland.

    "Kirby? The fuck are you doing here? This is Warhammer and you are neither grim nor dark."

    "Bitch I swallow things whole, steal their power, and fight the most powerful beings in my known universe all while being pink. I OWN grim and dark."

    >the troll post was me, guys. Couldn't find the KS comic to go along with it though
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)05:07 No.17927212
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    ... I wouldn't put it past him to do that... hell, I wouldn't put it past him to pretend that a bunch of his old trips got stolen, now that I think about it...
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/13/12(Mon)05:07 No.17927216
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    I'm assuming your face whensuccessful trolling is successful? Also, have you mixed an oiler yet?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:07 No.17927218
    told you. Another set of rock falls, you double die.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:08 No.17927219
    Max is done for the night, what do yall want to hear next? Or is it time to call it a night?
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/13/12(Mon)05:09 No.17927227
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    Mika and Ly?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:09 No.17927232
    still on the list is
    -hat-chan and yanderecron
    -fishwaif doing random shit with her new body, optional rape and/or boat sinking
    -waifu checkings
    -what's going on with the warboss n co
    -what's cogbro doing now that the girls ditched him
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:10 No.17927241
    Yeah I finally got the chance. Pretty sweet, but it went down well. My girlfriend REALLY ended up liking them, enough to order one at the bar, and she was thoroughly disappointing when they didn't have blackberry liquor.

    No I for sure compromised my old trip in overtime a few threads back. Thankfully I tried to minimize the damage and I think it worked.

    This trip is the legit one.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)05:10 No.17927243
    Well... I do have to get up in four hours... but chances are I wouldn't get enough sleep anyways...

    So, in for a penny, in for a pound?

    Also, yes
    You were right. Live it up.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:10 No.17927245
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    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)05:11 No.17927253
    >-fishwaif doing random shit with her new body, optional rape and/or boat sinking
    I have become rather curious now
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:11 No.17927256

    Quite like to hear what the girly R&R entailed?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:11 No.17927259
    Im not 2 cool 4 school so I see read the rest in a few hours. My vote goes for techpriestess and sororitas.
    And you are still awesome Papa-N!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:12 No.17927261
    Yeah thats uh... not the one I was looking for... But clearly done in regards to the one I mentioned.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:13 No.17927265
    I've got an exam tomorrow and this is the only thing preventing my from falling asleep on my books.

    Sleep when I'm dead, fuck it.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:13 No.17927267
    Hat-chan x yandercron: birthing games
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:14 No.17927272
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/13/12(Mon)05:14 No.17927277
    Yeah, I probably should have warned about the sweetness, but I have a serious sweet-tooth so I didn't really think much of it. Never though to ask the bartender where i go to mix one up I'll try that next week.
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)05:14 No.17927281
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    i've found a version of it (pretty sure it's not the original though)
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:15 No.17927286


    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:17 No.17927294
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    aha! I found it!
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:19 No.17927308
    Oooooh, you know you want it.
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)05:19 No.17927309
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    oh lawd
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)05:20 No.17927317
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    >> Leeginn 02/13/12(Mon)05:21 No.17927319
    wtf did i just see?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:21 No.17927325
    rolled 19 = 19

    I'd like to hear of the glorious deeds of the partridges!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:22 No.17927331
    Tonya sits inside the cold, pressing walls of the dismal tomb. She combs her hair out as she hums something to herself, a tune she knows without knowing where it came from.

    All the while she stares at the hat resting upon the framed picture of her beloved. She can't help but smile when she looks at it. One day she will have him, all to herself. One day he will be hers.

    "Do you need anything, mistress?" A Necron in a maid outfit asks her, stopping at her doorway after delivering a small nondescript package and a steaming pot of oil.

    "No, thank you." Tonya dismisses the maid kindly, and turns back to her shrine, alone again.

    "Oh Max," She sighs, laying down on the stone alter and placing her chin on her hands, mere inches from the picture. "Why do you elude me so?"

    Checking her communication device again, she sighs dejectedly when it reads "no new messages", as it always does.

    Grabbing the hat lightly she rolls over on her bed to face the ceiling. Though she doesn't understand why, a part of her doesn't like this place, with its dim green light and blank grey walls.

    Tonya hugs the hat to her chest and closes her eyes as she breaths in. The smell of it is almost like having her darling right there. Almost, but not enough.

    "I'll make you mine." She whispers, holding the hat dear.

    "I'll make you mine, forever and ever."
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:23 No.17927335
    /tg/ needs a Katawa Shoujo Quest in the manner of Strike Witches Quest where the MC is twice as crippled as the girls and makes them all eat dirt anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:25 No.17927355
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:25 No.17927358

    The "Cole train baby" gets me every fucking time. More so now that I'm running my DH campaign and one of my friends is quite literally "Cole Train" from Gears as a guardsman. He's pretty normalfag so he doesn't get why I crack up every time he says that.

    Go read Bromont's /a/ CYOA about KS. I could never do better than that, it is simply brilliance.

    >link to them

    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:26 No.17927365
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:27 No.17927372

    do it papa please
    >> Hunter 02/13/12(Mon)05:30 No.17927393
    Why did I just imagine Helga from Hey Arnold while reading this? And now Tonya has that voice. God damn it.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:31 No.17927402

    I would have figured that Papa wouldn't be able to resist that.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:34 No.17927413
    "Glory to the Partridges!" Guardsmen cry out as Harry wades his way through them. He and his retinue looking downright fabulous as they do. It had taken him quite a while to make sure his servitors had gotten ever purity seal EXACTLY right.

    "Yes yes, we are the champions of this day." He raises his space wolf mug in salute to their cheers.

    "Not what I saw." A cold, calculating voice reaches his ears. It cuts through the praise of the Guardsmen like a well honed knife.

    "Ah, Creed. Pleasant to see you again, did you enjoy my triumph here?" Despite his cool demeanor, Harry is a bit panicked. Creed being one of the few with sound enough mind and hardened nerves, enough to ignore the powers of the Egomancers.

    "Cut the bullshit, Harry."

    The chapter master stifles at being called by his first name by a mere general. Though he is furious, he dare not lash out. Creed may be a mere human, but he is a tough and resolute opponent. Even when caught off-guard, his plans are almost always foolproof.

    "You and I both know what really happened here." Creed grumbles, his gravely voice still pronounced despite the stogie clutched in his bared teeth.

    "Shame, then, how the story will go down in the ages to come." Harry remarks, all pleasantries lost.

    Creed grunts once, what passes for a laugh for him.

    "We'll see who has the last of it, bird." With that, he turns away and stalks off.

    It takes all of his strength to keep himself from losing all to rage. Harry clamps down hard enough on the mug to nearly shatter it, but stops himself from wrecking his favorite belonging.

    "Indeed we will." He answers, Creed long gone.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:35 No.17927424
    Cannot un-hear. Damn you, sir.


    Birthing games? Sorry, I know I should know this but I'm drawing a hard blank. I'm already plotting the next thread a bit in my mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:36 No.17927430
    What about the blood ravens?
    >> Iron Lung 02/13/12(Mon)05:37 No.17927443
    I think I'm done, but carry on as you see fit.
    How about Yanderecron x Hat-chan: The Dream Warriors.
    Tonya must confront and conquer Hat-Chan in the realm of the soul if she is to win Max's love! And maybe learn a lesson about the Value of Other Not-Max People in the process.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:38 No.17927452
    Hat-chan gets forced into the eye of terror,
    Hat-chan gets forced out of the eye of terror, or "birthed."
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:39 No.17927453

    its where she stick hat-chan in her cunt then pretends to give birth

    so reverse vorei guess
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:41 No.17927471

    Oh... oh yes...

    You've given me a brilliant idea for the next thread.

    Seems like most people are turning in for the night, anyone sticking around or should I call it good here?
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)05:42 No.17927478

    go to bed papa, recharge your huehuehue
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/13/12(Mon)05:44 No.17927484
    Yea, i'd call it here, thanks for all the lulz papa
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:45 No.17927499
    Ah, yeah seems like everyone is headed off.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/13/12(Mon)05:50 No.17927532
    Have a good night then, I'm off myself. Maybe it'll be a snow day at work tomorrow. People round here really don't know how to handle the snow.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:52 No.17927548
    Monstergirlquest setting:

    - World as it was known ends on Dec 21, 2012

    - A "Second world" collides with the Earth, and they are melded together for lack of a better term

    - Humanity is gone, humans still alive after the doomsday events find themselves transformed into monsters

    - Monster girls don't lust after semen, nor require it to survive

    - There are plenty of male monsters, not a disproportionate amount

    - Remnants of both worlds survive, and the remaining populace is struggling to pick themselves up and begin rebuilding

    - This means there are desecrated skyscrapers along with ancient monster temples and the like, though few "second world" monsters remain and all have gone quite mad

    A brief layout to the quest I have planned for after the end of HLQ, though it may be a while before it starts. I have another quest as well, and I'm not sure which one I'd rather do after HLQ ends.

    Damn I know that feel.

    >girlfriend and relatives from huehueland
    >all of them drive small non-4x4 ecoboxes
    >always calling me to pull them out of snowbanks with my trukk
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)05:56 No.17927564
    and the other quest idea

    - You are a man murdered in the modern age

    - A witch offers you a choice, to die or to live as her servant until the end of all things

    - She herself was slain by the church hundreds of years in the past, her body burnt and ashes scattered to ensure she never rise again

    - With her guidance you venture forth to bring her back to life

    This one is less fleshed out, I'll admit, but I think its pretty interesting
    >> Dgaf !!2SI1gGhGaoB 02/13/12(Mon)06:19 No.17927670
    i like this one better than the other one
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)06:27 No.17927719
    Well it certainly is more original isn't it

    I'm torn between which one I think will be more fun/interesting to do, though I want to get to both of them eventually.

    Still awake, just laying groundwork for various stuffs
    >> Dgaf !!2SI1gGhGaoB 02/13/12(Mon)06:40 No.17927827
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    smashing good storytime tonight
    gonna miss VIII tho
    i out
    hope i catch the next one
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/13/12(Mon)06:43 No.17927849
    Thanks. See you at the next one hopefully, still not sure when its going to be.
    >> Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)10:19 No.17929460
    I think the second one sounds more serious than the first. So maybe do the Witch quest as a break from all the hue hue hue and then go back to usual shenanigans in the monster girl quest.

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