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    467 KB STRIKE WITCHES: STOP! TROLLANTIME! planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/04/12(Sat)23:02 No.17809764  
    You wake up.

    You last remember being stabbed by a Martian Spider-Robot while about ten-thousand guns went off all around you and your friend had a sword-fight with a couch, so waking up in a bed confuses the hell out of you.

    Oh. There's voices, too.

    "-damage is quite severe," a man is saying.

    "We've the best hospital facilities around, and aircraft to fly him anywhere they've better," you hear Minna saying. "Can't we-"

    "Moving him now would just kill him. Frankly, I don't think he'll ever regain consciousness."

    There's silence, and you feel the air in the room drop by a few degrees.

    "... I'm sorry, Commander. Miyafuji did more then we could've hoped, but... oxygen deprivation, it's... the machinery works, but the brain-"

    "You're dismissed, Doctor," Minna says sharply, and you hear the man's shoes drag across the floor reluctantly until a door closes.

    >Wat Do?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/04/12(Sat)23:03 No.17809783
    Well, at least we're not COMPLETELY dead.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/04/12(Sat)23:04 No.17809800
    Also, don't say a word. Wait to hear what happen next. We must RECONNOITER!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:05 No.17809808
    >ogle Minna's legs in OP
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:05 No.17809814
    "Did I win?"
    >> Major Airlift 02/04/12(Sat)23:05 No.17809816
    "Brain dead, eh? Well, nothing of value lost."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:05 No.17809817

    Where the fuck am i?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:05 No.17809818
    "You think a gnome would die that easy?"

    Fuck it. If there is a better time to reveal it, I can't think of it. It'll surely startle the fuck out of her.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:06 No.17809829
    "Man, that sounds bad. Who was it? Was it Ian? I bet it was Ian."
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/04/12(Sat)23:06 No.17809830
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    I'm not dead yeeet~
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:06 No.17809836
    Casually speak. Give no fucks. Oggle legs.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:06 No.17809839
    Brain wasn't important anywas

    >sit up

    >Check pants status

    >If no pants then say

    Can I get some pants?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:06 No.17809841
    Your family just stopped telling you about secrets and planned surprises at some point, didn't they?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:06 No.17809845
    "I'm a pilot! The brain never functioned right in the first place!"

    make sure the doctor hears it.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:06 No.17809847
    "Yeah, that damn brain always gives me a hard time too."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:07 No.17809850
    On the one hand, I'd really like to see what Minna says, since we seem to be alone with her right now.

    On the other hand, "Doc doesn't know shit. Brain damage my ass."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:07 No.17809851

    Last thing you remember was being completely fucked by a Robot Spider. This could be some sort of clever ruse!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:07 No.17809853
    "who's dying?"

    and try to get out of bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:07 No.17809855
    Yes, wait for a good opportunity to say something corny.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:07 No.17809864
    I'll go with what some other dude said in the last thread:

    >Mumble this:

    >"Scantily clad witches wishing to express gratitude may line up to the left, general officers seeking to award us medals may line up to the right.

    >Haters can keep right on hatin. We don't give any fucks."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:08 No.17809869
    I'm a pilot and I fly a wallowing hog, it's not like I ever used my brain anyways.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:08 No.17809872
    Agreed. Maximum freak out. Minimum fucks given.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:08 No.17809877
    We just almost died. In fact, EVERYONE ELSE thinks we're brain dead. What the fuck are we saving it for? They're going to start asking questions immediately anyways.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:08 No.17809880
    Under no circumstances should we attempt to get up.

    Getting up too quickly after a traumatic injury is the WORST thing you can do.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:09 No.17809882
    We must wait in ambush to verbally bounce her ass. Since we've never been up in the air with her, it's the best we can do so far.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:09 No.17809883
    Oh, i'm Dying?

    Then someone tell patton to kiss my ass, and make sure my tombstone says "EVEN IN DEATH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:09 No.17809886
    >Make sure they're not talking about Ian or Sean
    >Then make witty comment
    >> Will 02/04/12(Sat)23:09 No.17809889
    This, dear god this!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:10 No.17809893

    fucks given: -3

    someone is dying
    we are awake and aware so its clearly not us
    only other males here are OUR CREW
    get up and find out what the fuck is wrong.
    >> Starshadow 02/04/12(Sat)23:10 No.17809894

    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:10 No.17809898
    The appropriate answer to the "how'd you survive that?" question can best be summarized as "fucked if I know, sir".
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/04/12(Sat)23:10 No.17809901
    Oh, wait. It was Ian that got hit in the skull, not us.

    >durwisa faponese
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:10 No.17809904
    If Minna freaks out and hugs us, whisper in her ear 'by the way, I'm a wizard'.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:11 No.17809908
    Stand up.
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/04/12(Sat)23:11 No.17809917
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    may not be talking about us
    PROBABLY is, but not FOR SURE. recon!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:11 No.17809918

    Tell her we accept cash or leinency for our no fucks given attitude
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:11 No.17809921
    >faggots thinking its us

    this is just as bad as when you all thought trude was jelly.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:12 No.17809922
    So? You don't tell the witches shit about this. Not now. Not ever. If they have questions, let them. What do we know about medicine? Don't people unexpectedly pull through often enough that Doctors acknowledge that it's possible but not to hope for it? We're just really lucky.

    There's no need to go blabbling secrets to anyone for any reason right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:12 No.17809930

    "Oh shit its Ian isn't it? Where is he?"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:13 No.17809936
    Voting for "stay silent, recon!"

    Seriously, let's see if they have anything nice to say about us before we say something that might make them aggravate our injuries.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:13 No.17809939
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:13 No.17809940
    Wait, are y'all talking about ian or Sean?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:13 No.17809942
    Guys, Ian got knocked the fuck out pretty hard. Who said we were the ones in trouble?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:13 No.17809946
    Yeah, we should wait and see what Minna does, then ask to know who's dying.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:13 No.17809947
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:13 No.17809948
    we should wait and listen
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:13 No.17809953
    Dude, what If It IS about Ian?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:13 No.17809954
    wait, we're a gnome? and why does being a gnome grant spontanious immunity to being brain dead?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:14 No.17809956
    But Ian wasn't choked out. He got bopped on the head. Bopped on the head does not equal oxygen deprivation.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:14 No.17809965
    I vote for shouting "STAY SILENT, RECON" as loud as we can.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:14 No.17809967
    Other threads: Read them.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:14 No.17809970
    Reference to the thread where we found out we can MAGIC machines and shit.

    Presumeably that magic lets us survive dangerous wounds too
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:15 No.17809973
    Ian was knocked out and bleeding from the head.
    Sean was knocked into a wall and most likely knocked out since the Martian he was fighting was the spider, that we had to take out.

    It's just as likely that it's Ian or Sean that's in danger, not us.
    So shut up, and listen to what Minna has to say.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:15 No.17809975
    We got stabbed. How would that equal oxygen deprivation, Dr. House?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:15 No.17809977
    Another job that the army failed to do, accomplished by the air force, we should get a medal.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:16 No.17809982
    What were we fighting BEFORE, genius?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:16 No.17809983
    The first one we killed was choking us out.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:16 No.17809984
    We got stabbed in the oxygen gland mebbe?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:16 No.17809985
    Wake up, Shout BUT I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL, then look around confusedly
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:16 No.17809989
    Two things:

    You guys were saying Eila's supposed to be precognitive, so where the fuck was that? Would've been useful about X hours ago.

    >knowing damn well your remaining five pistol rounds aren't getting through that metallic hide
    MC only had 3 left at this point.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:16 No.17809995
    You know what happens when you get knocked out? You breathe. Unless there was some obstruction of the airway, they'll have been breathing fine.

    It's why you just point and laugh at kids who throw a tantrum by holding their breath. Fucker is going to turn blue, pass out and start breathing.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:17 No.17809996
    It's the power to be who we are more strongly than should be possible.

    Who we are is somebody who gives no fucks whatsoever.

    This includes not giving a fuck about strangulation or stabs to the lungs.

    And we really could use a name; eventually it'll get awkward for other characters to keep referring to us as "him" or "that guy" in all situations.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:17 No.17809997
    We ARE in the Army.

    This is pre-airforce, we're Army Air Corps
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:17 No.17809998
    Yeah, keeping quiet for a moment seems best.

    We don't want to put our foot in our mouth by assuming we were the only one who got fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:17 No.17810002
    We're a gnome. they were probably magic bullets conjured by panic
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:17 No.17810006
    OXYGEN is carried by the BLOOD massive BLOOD loss would therefore lead to OXYGEN deprivation.

    We got run through boss.
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/04/12(Sat)23:17 No.17810007
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    planefag: recommend putting link in op to previous thread when on 2nd/3rd/12th thread for a night. we're filling these things up quick
    >> Major Airlift 02/04/12(Sat)23:17 No.17810008
    She has to be powered up(i.e. showing off her ears and tail). If they're not actively being magical witches are just normal girls.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:18 No.17810017
    And we like having that fact mentioned about as much as a Marine likes being reminded that technically they're just part of the Navy.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:18 No.17810018
    Unless you got your lungs/neck crushed/stabbed, as potentially happened in some combination to all three of us.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:18 No.17810023
    Hmm. I'm going to have to go read a fucking wiki if I want to keep this shit straight, aren't I?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:19 No.17810037
    Let's just wait for the planefag and his WATDO
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:20 No.17810049
    re read the post

    >"... I'm sorry, Commander. Miyafuji did more then we could've hoped, but... oxygen deprivation, it's... the machinery works, but the brain-"

    >"You're dismissed, Doctor," Minna says sharply, and you hear the man's shoes drag across the floor reluctantly until a door closes.

    >Wat Do?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/04/12(Sat)23:20 No.17810052

    Good point. I'll do that.

    Slight delay, people are demanding I take five minutes to awknowledge something. Somebody walked across the swimming pool just now I guess that's a big deal
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:20 No.17810054
    Or watch the show maybe. I checked it out on youtube a few days back and oh my god are the voices annoying.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:21 No.17810061
    Oh lawdy, it's Jebus Christ hisself!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:21 No.17810064
    My bad. I got confused, I guess
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:21 No.17810065
    Where are you and what??
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:21 No.17810067
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:21 No.17810068
    They're pretty decent, what are you talking about ?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:21 No.17810071
    It's probably just the second coming of Christ, Strike witches quest is far more important.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:21 No.17810073
    Say hello to Jesus for me.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:22 No.17810077
    >reminding Marines that they're technically a branch of the Navy.
    I live in San Diego, and dear GOD do I love doing this at every opportunity.

    Anyway, I vote that we chill for a moment before we say anything stupid. It sounds a bit like Minna's going to say something nice about us.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:23 No.17810087
    Decent for highpitched asian children yeah. That shit gets pretty grating over time for those of us who didn't grow up listening to jpop in a basement.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:23 No.17810088
    pfft, more likely its Chris Angel, trying to blow his mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:23 No.17810090
    A: dubbed? That's almost always a bad idea.
    B: watch this crap? Are you kidding? I can barely stand the bullshit from the series here. There's no asshole pilot detracting from the god awful fanservice orgy in the actual series.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:24 No.17810101
    And when she's done complimenting us/berating our stupidity:
    >You... have a FANTASTIC ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:24 No.17810108
    > asian children
    Gee, wonder how that came about ? But yeah, animu voices are pretty grating.
    >> Will 02/04/12(Sat)23:29 No.17810160
    I'm gonna go ahead and invoke the "stabbed/shot, but saved by sentimental object hidden in pocket" trope, seeing as we never gave Minna the watch.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/04/12(Sat)23:29 No.17810163
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    >lol braindead
    >but wait!

    That "braindead" line the Doc just dropped gives you about thirty beautiful one-liners, and you're trying to pick your favorite when you hear Minna walk over to your bed. There's a scraping sound, which you take to be a chair, then creaks as the German Witch settles into it.

    You crack one eye ever-so-slightly and slew your eyeball around like a tracking ball-turret, hoping you'll evade notice.

    Minna is sitting stock still, bolt-upright in a rickety wooden folding chair. She's wearing a white button-down shirt, which hangs open just enough to reveal that her ribs have been bandaged up. There's nasty rope-like bruises streaking across her forehead and arms, but what draws your attention is her face.

    Her eyes are cold and empty, set in a stony face. In her lap she holds a small box, and you see the thousand-yard-stare penetrating right through the box, her lap, the floor and the floor below.

    As you watch, a tear falls, and lands on two words scrawled in your pathetic chicken-scratch: "For Minna."

    >So yeah.
    >What do?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:30 No.17810171

    Oh man, that would suck.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:31 No.17810180
    Goran a bit, rub our eyes, fully wake up, look over at her.

    "Good Morning."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:31 No.17810182

    I" aint much for thinking anyway"
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/04/12(Sat)23:31 No.17810184
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    >actually watching strike witches

    oh god no NO
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/04/12(Sat)23:31 No.17810186
    Oh man.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:31 No.17810187
    "Hey, why are you crying?"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:31 No.17810192
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:31 No.17810193
    Ask her how your crew is. It's the best kind of trolling, it knocks her on her ass and we can't get in trouble for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:32 No.17810196
    Great. She thinks we died like her fiance. We even had a fucking gift we were going to give her, too.

    ...well played there, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:32 No.17810200
    Okay, I'm not really ded
    >> OvermanXAN 02/04/12(Sat)23:32 No.17810201
    If we snark now she'll just go tsundere and beat the crap out of us. Let's find a gentle way of telling her we're fine without coming of as a complete dick.
    >> Will 02/04/12(Sat)23:32 No.17810202
    Well..I could not have been more wrong. Yikes. Time for comic relief gents.

    SAY THIS >>17809864
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:32 No.17810204
    "Uh. Hey. Oh, you found it. So, uh, yeah, enjoy the watch?"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:32 No.17810208
    Pick your favourite one-liner, planefag. You got lots to choose from and I don't think we'll be having much of a consensus any time soon.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:32 No.17810209
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:32 No.17810211
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:32 No.17810213
    "Am I dead? Because I see an angel"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:32 No.17810217
    So... do you like it?
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/04/12(Sat)23:33 No.17810221
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    stretch, say 'good nap!' look at her and ask 'are you ok?'
    fucking over (anyone's!) emotions is dick move
    this is a nice way to say i'm okay
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:33 No.17810222

    "Rumours of my vegetation have been greatly exaggerated."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:33 No.17810223
    This might be a good time to check and see if we are actually brain damaged. Let's start with some basic vocal exercises:
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:33 No.17810228

    Guys! She's lost that lovin feeling. the only question is who will be our backup guy on this song
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:33 No.17810231
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:34 No.17810235
    Okay you got me
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:34 No.17810241
    Oh come on, that's no fun! Besides, she's battered herself, so she can't do too much damage.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:34 No.17810243
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:34 No.17810246
    "Hey Minna. Did everyone else make it out okay?"

    The safety of our aircrew is one of the few things we give a fuck about, after all.
    >> Iron Lung 02/04/12(Sat)23:34 No.17810250
    Croak out: "is my gun ok?"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:34 No.17810255

    Oh, that's glorious. Yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:35 No.17810257
    I like that plan. It doesn't piss her off by making it into a joke, and it's just the right amount of corny.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:35 No.17810258
    I vote for starting with this

    Followed by us "waking up", looking around for a second, then saying this.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:35 No.17810261
    >Raise hand and point at her
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:35 No.17810262
    We have to sneak around base, getting spotted by people who AREN'T Minna, and sneak into her office.
    She'll be all "WHAT IS GOING ON?" and we'll be all "Nice watch. Where'd you get it?"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:35 No.17810263
    Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. Uh, you just jumped. But never mind; say apple. Apple!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/04/12(Sat)23:35 No.17810265
    Actually, yeah, go with this?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:35 No.17810266
    seconding "Smalltime"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:35 No.17810267
    " you gonna open it or what?"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:35 No.17810269
    Hahaha, oh god yes! This!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:36 No.17810276
    "Who's braindead? I know it isn't me, I think with my balls."
    >> OvermanXAN 02/04/12(Sat)23:36 No.17810277
    I support this line of dialogue!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:36 No.17810280
    I like it, but it looks like we might be here a while, especially given her penchant for sulking for long stretches
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:36 No.17810281

    Repeating the suggestion of >>17809864, with an addition at the end

    >"...you can probably pick which line you want, though."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:36 No.17810283
    YES, this. Oh god, this.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:37 No.17810287
    "You look worse than I feel."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:37 No.17810291
    Also throwing in my vote with her opinion of the watch.
    Also ask for sum bugspray in case the spider comes back to kill us
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:37 No.17810293
    and this
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:37 No.17810295
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    "Tis but a scratch. "
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:38 No.17810304
    This. We need to say this.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:38 No.17810306
    "Was it just my imagination, or did that spider have a health meter?"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:38 No.17810310
    Proving YET AGAIN that /tg/ has no concept of subtlety.

    Asking if she likes the watch is just the right balance between bravado and giving the situation due seriousness.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:39 No.17810313
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:39 No.17810314
    That sounds good. Seconded!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:39 No.17810315
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:39 No.17810316
    I'd rather go with this:
    than with this:

    I think some light trolling could improve the mood somewhat. Besides, she knows us for our snark, so it's probably the best way to get her to realize we're ok
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:39 No.17810317

    I laughed. At mana bar and I'm game.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/04/12(Sat)23:39 No.17810319
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:39 No.17810321
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:39 No.17810322
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:39 No.17810328
    Yeah, this works.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:39 No.17810329
    How many times do we have to go through this: we're a pilot; subtlety is not our game.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:39 No.17810330
    not gonna lie, I liked the "Smalltime" line.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:40 No.17810332
    >>Everyone says:
    "Hey, smalltime. You gonna open that, or what?"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:40 No.17810336
    MAn, sucks to be whoever he was talking about.

    i mean really the fucker probably doesn't know that if you slip death a couple of 20s he lets you go right back to your body
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:40 No.17810339
    Fucks given - slightly more than before.

    This situation needs a dose of gravity.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:41 No.17810346
    No, everyone does not say that. I'm still supporting
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:41 No.17810348
    This, and then throw in "smalltime" when she is surprised at our survival.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:41 No.17810358
    I think we have a winner.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/04/12(Sat)23:42 No.17810360
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    Normally, this scene should fill you with powerful and conflicting emotions, the kind most twenty-year old men, including yourself, are complete shit at dealing with.

    So you do what you always do - punch them in the face and stuff them in the disposal.

    "SMALL TIME," you bellow, summinging the growlyrage from deep in your chest.

    You couldn'tve asked for a better reaction. Minna squeals, and her sultry voice makes for a surprisingly good squeal. She about jumps off the chair, clutching the small box in front of her like a shield, or something she's about to throw.

    You turn your head and fix her with weak, watery eyes. Slowly, you extend your left hand and jab a finger at her.

    "You. Are. Smalltime."

    Her mouth drops open.

    "I'm not even properly officially dead and you're already going through my shit! That was gonna be a surprise! Well, SURPRISE, SUNSHINE!" you exclaim, throwing your arms in the air as best you can. "I'm getting a little fucking tired of them, myself, but what the hell!"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:42 No.17810365
    Point at watch.


    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:42 No.17810367
    Yes! We've reached a consensus. Right at the point when planefag is probably close to finishing what he's written.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:43 No.17810373
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:43 No.17810377
    god dammit planefag.

    i say we put it down to whatever meds we're on
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:43 No.17810384
    >pretty much everyone asks for light trolling
    Never change, Planefag.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:43 No.17810385
    I love being us
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:44 No.17810394
    Now add "Are you going to open that, or what?"
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/04/12(Sat)23:44 No.17810395
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:44 No.17810399
    >tired of them

    Also: well fucking done
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:44 No.17810403
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    Hell, I like it.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/04/12(Sat)23:44 No.17810405
    Oh, man, you overdid it.

    All right, let's watch the fallout.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:45 No.17810408
    Ok, now "are you going to open it"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:45 No.17810414
    the surprises
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:45 No.17810415
    fuck you both, this was perfect
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:45 No.17810417
    Story of this pilot's life.

    Eh, 's worked so far.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:46 No.17810422
    I suppose we should keep going until the pain makes us stop. Or Minna. With her face. Or gun.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:46 No.17810423

    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:47 No.17810430
    ah, right
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:47 No.17810432
    Surprises? Like waking up to an alien invasion? Or buzz bombs out of fucking nowhere while we're trying to haul our loot home? Or sucker punches to the face from the Witch who hits like a tank? Or little la-la-la girls going all exorcist during sing-a-long time? Or robot hug spiders bursting from the couch?

    You know? SURPRISES.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:48 No.17810442
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    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:48 No.17810449
    Complimented by a sudden collapse, and a comment about having overdone it, I'd hope.

    Seriously, we just got stabbed by an alien. We shouldn't be able to strain ourselves like that without some consequences, and it would be good to have a little humbling experience.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:50 No.17810471
    The Miyafuji healed us with magical sparkles of magic sparkliness. We're probably mostly okayish.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/04/12(Sat)23:51 No.17810472

    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:51 No.17810475
    In the meantime, are we going to spill the gnome secret or not?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:51 No.17810480

    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:51 No.17810481

    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:52 No.17810486

    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/04/12(Sat)23:52 No.17810489
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    We are pilot! Wartime pilot! Zero fucks!
    >it would be good to have a little humbling experience
    >even though i agree with you
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:52 No.17810490
    not yet. one troll at a time
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:52 No.17810491

    No. We won't ever accept something that stupid. You want to end our life or what?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:52 No.17810493
    Nope. There's no reason to.
    >> That McGuyver 02/04/12(Sat)23:52 No.17810494
    Wait, the plan! We were gonna put the watch in the pocket of a pair of pants. SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:52 No.17810495
    Why bother? Everyone who needs to know already knows. Why convince everyone that we're not just amazing at our job?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:52 No.17810498
    Fuck no.
    That shit stays with us until we're dead and buried.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:52 No.17810501
    Consensus achieved.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:52 No.17810502
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:52 No.17810503
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/04/12(Sat)23:53 No.17810510
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    Minna sputters, tears still flowing down her cheeks, and she raises the box to cover her gaping mouth out of reflex.

    "The fuck, you gonna EAT it? C'mon smalltime, open it already!"

    Minna's feet scrabble on the floorboards as she shoves her chair back a few inches. "The doctor. Don't move, you need the d-doctor-" Minna starts to rise, but you risk shifting just far enough to snag her wrist before she can.

    "Minna," you say seriously, "right now I need you to open the goddamn box. Seriously."

    Minna's eyes are wild, confused, shining with tears - but they're focused on you, which is good. That's what you want, not the thousand-yard-stare. Focused on you.

    Minna shakily flops into the folding chair again, and you recline into the pillows once more. "Seriously, I can't get you alone for ten seconds when I actually *want* to, so, open it."

    She opens it. Marveling at the contents, she withdraws the pilots chronometer, what plebes call a "watch," and cradles it gently.

    "A German maker," she mutters, turning it over to find the date. "Pre-war."

    "One of the best," you say, satisfied.

    "And expensive as hell," she says, her voice becoming dangerously guttural. "What's the meaning of this?" Her eyes flash at you, still wet, but full of fury.

    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:54 No.17810520
    Let's hope nobody brings up how we unjammed the gun back there then.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:54 No.17810523
    Sure. Why not. Minna's going to be confused about the suspect level of badass we've displayed. She may even point out the inconsistencies in our ammo counts.

    But we could ask her to keep it under wraps.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:54 No.17810524
    Jesus Christ, why would we even do that?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:54 No.17810525
    >Seriously, we just got stabbed by an alien.

    And then received proper medical attention and magical healing.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:54 No.17810527
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    >inb4 planefag does it anyway
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/04/12(Sat)23:54 No.17810529

    The watch, or us being conscious?

    Because the watch was just a nice gift. Us being conscious is us being awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:55 No.17810531
    "I got hungry and well... I ate your memo-pad."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:55 No.17810532
    I headbutted your soft woman skull?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/04/12(Sat)23:55 No.17810533

    Yes, this. By the time I saw the further refinement of "Smalltime," 'twas too late. I'd already written a... typical pilot response. Like most young testosterone-fueled lads, our MC mugs his emotions in back alleys and stuffs them in a dumpster before they can cause him much harm.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:55 No.17810535
    "Because I didn't want us at each other's throats when there's Martians to kill.
    "I'm good, but even I'm not THAT good."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:55 No.17810537
    apology gift.

    For making you look bad in front of your subordinates.


    And the Smalltime incident

    And the closet incident.

    Possibly the landing incident to
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:55 No.17810539
    Laugh and pass out

    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:55 No.17810540
    Expensive? Not at all.

    Refuse to tell her anything more.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:55 No.17810544
    "Because you need to keep the time properly if you're ever going to be anything more than smalltime."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:56 No.17810546
    "You may be a hardass sometimes, but I still like you."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:56 No.17810547
    Consider it our way of burying the hatchet, okay? We've got off on the wrong foot, not that we haven't been justified for our awesome behaviour which may be interpreted as dickish by lesser mortals such as yourself.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:56 No.17810548
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    "My gnome powers saved me"
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:56 No.17810550
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:56 No.17810552
    This is the only right answer.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/04/12(Sat)23:56 No.17810553
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    >"What's the meaning of this?"

    It's a present, obviously

    Didn't you ever get these when you were younger?

    also averted scene is averted
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:56 No.17810555
    You do not have a watch, all pilots should have watches, therefore you needed a watch!
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:57 No.17810558
    Oh god, depending on our response... Are you trying to make US into the tsundere? Well played.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:57 No.17810569
    "I thought I was the one with brain damage."
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:57 No.17810570
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    >ammo count

    I honestly can't recall, writing fast and all, but remember that MC did hot-load on a live round with a fresh mag.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:57 No.17810573
    Yes, and the doctor was still worried that moving us would be fatal. It's like two lines above the line about us getting healed by sparkles.

    Peace offering?
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:58 No.17810576

    well i stole all the other gifts so i had plenty of extra cash...
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:58 No.17810583
    So eight rounds, we fired five at first and then repeatedly into the alium.

    I think we're just good here, not sparkly.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:59 No.17810587
    yes! YES!
    >> Major Airlift 02/04/12(Sat)23:59 No.17810590

    "A peace offering. I've had enough of COs who hate me with Luke."
    Then Inquire about Ian and Sean.
    Inquire about the other witches.
    Pass out.
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:59 No.17810591
    >> Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)23:59 No.17810593
    "The old man had good stock, and I wanted to help a fellow watch enthusiast out.
    "Why, what other meaning could it possibly have?"
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:00 No.17810601

    What, we can't pay back our favorite CO with a well chosen gift? We've got one just like it, now we will look like a regular married couple.

    Of course she'll have to start wearing pants, we don't want to start any weird roumors!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:00 No.17810607
    "...you know, I'm not entirely sure. Wanted to buy something for you as long as we were buying everyone else stuff, wanted to apologize for unwarranted assholery, figured you could use one, take your pick. You want to know why we blew so much cash on it, though? We wanted to, and we aren't doing much else with our money."

    Lean back into the bed.

    "We obviously weren't trying to get in your pants, if that's what you were wondering." Save the shit-eating grin until we're sure she sees the problem with that statement.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:00 No.17810608
    You have my full agreement.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:00 No.17810611
    this works well with
    >> OvermanXAN 02/05/12(Sun)00:02 No.17810627
    I support this
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:02 No.17810628
    I am more ok with this than I was with >>17810550
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:02 No.17810634
    And two lines below he says that the only problem is that we're brain dead. Durrr
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:03 No.17810642
    Works for me.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:03 No.17810644
    We have enough problems with alien squid freaks trying to kill us. Having a CO who's continually pissed at us on top of that would be unnecessary.

    I dunno. I kinda feel like explaining things seriously this time.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:03 No.17810650

    This sounds like OUR MC. Roll this shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:03 No.17810652
    We're a pilot. Brain death is a prerequisite for flight school.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:04 No.17810654
    Usually you don't expect brain-dead people to get up and walk around. Just saiyan.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:04 No.17810667
    My vote here.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:04 No.17810670
    Forgot to mention the importance of the fact that we're only apologizing for UNwarranted assholery.

    WARRANTED assholery, on the other hand, we have no regrets about.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:05 No.17810672

    i like this
    >> Will 02/05/12(Sun)00:05 No.17810680
    Disregard my previous dumb. This is good.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:05 No.17810681
    Yes, but there's no better way of telling Minna than yes, we're fine and not braindead and anything than using our trademark snark.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:05 No.17810682
    Somwhere between these two
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:06 No.17810690
    I like this.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:06 No.17810691
    This for starters.
    This for getting a sitrep.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:06 No.17810693
    Reasonable explanations?

    No, Sir, I don't like this at all.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:07 No.17810698
    >we blew so much cash

    Fuck, should have been "I", not "we". Forgot I was speaking in character and not as voice from the hivemind there.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:07 No.17810707
    Planefag's writing process
    >alright, this is how it will probably go, I'll write the first draft
    >alright, people seem to have a consensus, time to fill in details
    >oh fuck they changed it gotta rewrite fast
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:08 No.17810715
    And pray the watch does not flip out.
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/05/12(Sun)00:09 No.17810723
    There is only Zuul
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:09 No.17810730
    How did we go from this
    The first one is much better. The second one is needlessly long and cumbersome, and is wholly unpilot-like
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:09 No.17810731

    this thread is omelas and planefag is the child in the basement.
    >> Missed more pronoun mistakes FUCK Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:10 No.17810737
    Yeah, remove all instances of "we" in the quoted bits, replace with "I", fix grammar to match. Sorry if I'm sperging here, but even our MC wouldn't actually use the royal we.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:10 No.17810740
    Are you implying we aren't a federal republic that must debate every action and reach a consensus.

    Our name is Timothy Grant, Tiji to our friends
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:10 No.17810746
    That make us the mop?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:10 No.17810747
    >implying it's not hey that's a good idea I'LL DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE HUAHUEHUAHUE
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:11 No.17810762
    >disregard grammar, acquire crowns
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:12 No.17810767
    Half the time it's a damn good thing he does this, the other half it's horrible.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)00:12 No.17810770
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    You look deep into Minna's pretty, shimmering eyes, and you can feel something complex and multifaceted and convoluted going on beneath them. You remember Sakamoto's words earlier, just before all hell broke loose, about Minna's ban on fraternizing with males and the cryptic comments about her reasons.

    You're not stupid, and you've got a decent memory. You recognize all this. But you've also just been stabbed by a fucking alien murderbot and everything hurts and so the number of fucks you give is best expressed as a negatative number in scientific notation.

    "It's a present, you dipshit," you deadpan. "Durrr. I thought *I* was the one with brain damage?"

    "It's expensive," Minna says. "It sends the wrong message. It's wholly inappropriate behavior and-"

    "-and those are the exact arguments you told Patton to stuff up his ass not three or four fucking hours ago, so shut your pie-hole!" you snap, with all the energy remaining to you. You gasp, and take a second to catch your breath. "I've got combat pay backing up like mad and in case you didn't notice I tend to do whatever the fuck I want. If I wanted to get in your pants I wouldn't have kicked down a fucking DOOR to get AWAY from you earlier today!" You thump your fist into the bedsheets. "Plenty of people are trying to get in pants, but I'm the son-of-a-bitch WEARING them!"

    Once, as a child, you saw a zepplin being partially deflated for maintenance. The gas-bag sagged, the volume sinking in, but the rigid skeletal framework remained. Minna does something similar now. "I'm sorry," she says weakly, carefully putting the watch back in the box. "I can't accept this."

    She sets it on the nightstand, murmurs something about fetching the doctor, and leaves the room.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:13 No.17810781
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    >Timothy Grant
    >Tiji to our friends

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:13 No.17810785
    Throw it at her head. Hopefully she'll understand.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:13 No.17810788
    Fuck that, grab the watch lean on the wall and start walking to her office.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:13 No.17810790

    New watch for us. Are we meant to give a fuck?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:14 No.17810792
    Hey. Would'ya look at that.
    +1 watch.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:14 No.17810804
    Planefag y u no follow suggestions
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:14 No.17810805
    Are you even listening to us?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:15 No.17810810
    if she dont want it, we can keep it.

    +20 watch points
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/05/12(Sun)00:15 No.17810811
    God damn it.

    Why is the MC such an asshole? Not even give-a-fuck's negative, just an asshole.
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)00:15 No.17810814
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    I've just thought of an excellent way to troll her.

    We keep putting the watch in places she'll find it. She keeps giving it back/we recover it and repeat the process ad infinitum!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:15 No.17810819
    Clearly the correct response to a woman saying the word no is to lash out with physical violence and disregard her lack of consent.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:16 No.17810822
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    Dammit Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:16 No.17810828
    SICK! +1 this suggestion from now on.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:16 No.17810829
    Do it. occasionally leave it alongside some pants
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:16 No.17810830
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    Of course he isn't. He just writes what he wants and then drinks your tears.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:16 No.17810835

    Piss off, moralfags.
    >> Iron Lung 02/05/12(Sun)00:16 No.17810838
    I was sort of thinking the same thing.
    We should dial the snark back a little bit, unless we treasure our various Bromances rather deeply.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:16 No.17810839
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:16 No.17810840
    >Everyone agrees on action
    Planefag: NO
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:16 No.17810841
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:17 No.17810847
    This sounds like fun. Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:17 No.17810850

    Hide it in her room or office at the next available opportunity. Don't acknowledge it if she asks about it, rehide it if she returns it, and when... WHEN she starts wearing it, say "nice watch" and never mention it again.
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/05/12(Sun)00:17 No.17810854
    fine. gifts of pants. EVERYWHERE.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:17 No.17810857
    in what way does
    in any way shape or form involve physical violence?

    It was a suggestion to walk to her office, and leave the watch on her desk there, passing out may or may not be involved.
    >> OvermanXAN 02/05/12(Sun)00:17 No.17810859
    You, sir, are nearly as much of a magnificent bastard as Rommel.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:18 No.17810863

    Oh, so he's not the only one? My bad, he was here first. He should get first drink.
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    >planefag rewords a suggestion but its still basically the same thing
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:18 No.17810865
    I don't understand what's assholish about what we did. can you explain?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:18 No.17810869
    But...we do kind of want to get in her non-existent pants. It's just that she also terrifies us beyond all reason.

    Personality-wise, she actually does have some good excuses for her issues, so I think that our initial hate has mostly been overridden by lust and terror by now, along with a smidge of gratitude and a dash of grudging respect. Unlike, say, the Bitch of Gaul, who absolutely deserves ALL OUR HATE. ALL OF IT.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)00:18 No.17810872
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    The doctor arrives, makes the requisite noises of shock and amazement and praise the lord and all that bullshit, and explains what happened. Apparently you took a sharp robot forelimb right through your kidney and liver, and would've bled out in seconds had you not made sure to wedge the fucking thing in the wound, sealing it. Minna kept it like that till Miyafuji was brought in, and she basically knitted your body together through sheer, brute-force expenditure of magic.

    "She's not very well trained, as far as medical Witches go," the doctor tells you. "Amazing raw potential, however. Once she sleeps and gains her strength back, she'll want another go."

    "Ian?" you ask.

    "Took a hard knock, but he'll be fine. He's got double vision at the moment, not that it held him back any."

    "What?" you ask. "Held him back from what?"

    "Didn't Wilcke tell you?" the doctor says, tucking his clipboard under his arm. "He blew two legs off that spider-thing as it came after you. Would've ripped you limb-from-limb before you made it to Wilcke, otherwise."

    You rub your temples miserably, remembering Ian's terrifying, tense, cold excitement as he plugged Martian Firebees with short, dead-on bursts of .50 cal fire.

    Gnomes, you think, and wish you had the strength to punch the doctor.

    >WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:18 No.17810874
    This just seems so creepy and passive aggressive and almost as if we give a fuck.
    >> That McGuyver 02/05/12(Sun)00:19 No.17810882
    Hmmm, give watch to sakabroto now or try to slip it off on minna? We have one already so someones getting a watch.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:19 No.17810891
    There wasn't consensus. You're just mad that the one you and some other people liked wasn't used.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:20 No.17810899
    Fall asleep.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:20 No.17810900
    Fuck it, let's keep it. But now we're going full on the tsuntsun for her. If and only if things thaw out between us, we try the watch again.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/05/12(Sun)00:20 No.17810901
    What about Sean and Sakabroto?

    >Watches Italnyp
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:20 No.17810902
    Does it really matter? You'll just do whatever you want.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:20 No.17810904

    go back to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:20 No.17810906
    Go catch Yoshika more fish. Timid little bitch has earned it.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:20 No.17810908
    >implying trolling the crap out of minna isn't a good thing.

    god damn it would be funny though.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:20 No.17810911
    Wait till they leave then make a daring escape to Minna's office.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:21 No.17810919
    Go to minna's office
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:21 No.17810921
    Go die, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:21 No.17810922
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)00:21 No.17810926
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    >reworded suggestion


    what did i do wrong

    I honestly do not realize what consensus it is I missed
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:22 No.17810929
    Liver damage?




    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:22 No.17810931
    Like hell. You don't just turn down a gift like that, where someone went through the trouble of finding something that nice for you. It's extremely disrespectful, and requires some goddamn explaining.

    I think it's about time to call her out.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:22 No.17810933
    I just don't get it. Why mess with buttmad ice bitch when there's like, 50 other witches here. Also, what the hell are we doing, arguing about witches. Let's go flying and test just how far reality will bend if a gnome asks nicely.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:22 No.17810937
    go throw some relationship flags with witches who arent fucking PTSD basketcases.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:22 No.17810940

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:22 No.17810942
    Perrine gained points for fucking with the Brits, though.

    If there's any Witch we need to stay the fuck away from, it's Charlotte. She's the only one that has an inkling of suspicion re: us being gnomes and we don't want to give her any more clues.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:22 No.17810943
    You didn't. They are just bitching about their suggestions not being used.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:23 No.17810945
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    >wish we had the strength to punch the doctor

    Well we'll never know for sure unless we try, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:23 No.17810948
    you didn't miss one because there wasn't one. he's just being pissy
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:23 No.17810949
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    Ask about Sean and Sakamoto.

    Then how quickly we can get back onto active duty.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:23 No.17810950
    The not being as much of an asshole bit.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:23 No.17810952
    I think they're mad that you didn't write what they said word for word and that Minna didn't fall in love with them and they're going to stalk her and chronometer rape her?And it's all the fault of you and Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:23 No.17810953
    We ended up being much more of a jerk that intended. We passed to line from "not giving a fuck' to 'asshole'
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:23 No.17810956
    >Gnomes, you think
    Command knows about the gnomes and that is why your squad was in the meatshield unit.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:23 No.17810957
    not a single suggestion was a trollish response, most of them were in fact conciliatory.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:23 No.17810965



    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:24 No.17810973
    Time for a fuckin' nap, guys. We'll fix the other issues after that.

    Aww, lookit the QQ.

    To bastardize a great Tom Hanks quote, "Are you CRYING?! There's no Crying in Strike Witch Quest!"
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:25 No.17810976
    exactly. the watch was really just to settle things with her so we could be civil around each other. And maybe a little to mess with her, but mostly just to smooth things over; certainly not to advance any romantic motives.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:25 No.17810977
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:25 No.17810982
    go back to sleep. see who else visits us in the hospital.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:25 No.17810985

    Stop lying you passive-aggressive whores.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/05/12(Sun)00:25 No.17810986
    QQ doesn't mean weeping, it means ragequitting.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:25 No.17810989
    Are you new to this quest? We've crossed that line so many times that we have enough frequent flier miles to buy our own damn plane and the border agents know us by name, a feat that even we're apparently incapable of.

    It's our main fucking MO.
    >> Iron Lung 02/05/12(Sun)00:26 No.17810993
    Well, the Smalltime! surprise was funny, but we kept pressing it to someone being intensely emotionally vulnerable.
    Ah, fuck it. What do I know. tldr; there's a time to shut up and be patient, even for a brash badass -unless we _actually_ want her to GTFO as an Anon or two has suggested. Clearly we're fueled by being reckless as all hell, but still...
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:26 No.17810995
    I don't know, she seems like she might be cool with it. Besides, she's into us, and not completely off her rocker. Sane lays are hard to find around here; we shouldn't squander this one.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:27 No.17811001
    get with our crew and talk this gnome shit out. IF we intend to keep it a secret all three of us are already in on it more or less and three people keeping a secret is hard enough if you dont have a story straight.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:27 No.17811004
    You assume the two states are mutually exclusive. From my perspective, it's exactly the opposite.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:27 No.17811005
    But that's wrong, isn't it?

    It's a depiction of two eyes crying. And when someone goes on some long winded whiny rant, people respond with, "QQ more, faggot". Which isn't telling them to ragequit from their rant, which is just fucking stupid, it's telling them to cry more.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)00:27 No.17811007

    This is definitely a possibility. Or ask Sakamoto or Trude Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, since they know her.

    Or go to Sakamoto and ask WTF.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:27 No.17811009
    Oh, she's cool and all, but she's sharp. Too sharp. And we will take our gnome nature to the grave.
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/05/12(Sun)00:27 No.17811014
    gnome up and FIX THAT LIVER. find duct tape and a paperclip, we'll handle it from there
    >> That McGuyver 02/05/12(Sun)00:27 No.17811015
    No, Minna deserves a LOT of our hate for denying landing rights (that werent her call) when we got shot down in the first place. Perrine is more or less garden variety yandere.

    And IF we do sex up a witch, it will be planned and agreed on. No witches under age of consent, actually get to know her, romance it up a bit. And lastly we need one who deserves such respect. Like said witch wears pants daily level of respect.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:28 No.17811019
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    >Minna doesn't accept the gift
    Don't let up, keep placing it where she'll find it. Everytime she gives it back, place it somewhere else.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:28 No.17811021
    "Don't tell anyone i'm up. I want to freak the shit out of some people first."

    Proceed to walk around base in a sheet pretending to be a ghost.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:28 No.17811024
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:28 No.17811026
    If it meant ragequitting, people wouldn't be able to say it to other people because they would have quit already. The QQ is meant to look like crying eyes. It's just people whining about shit and making excuses.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/05/12(Sun)00:29 No.17811034
    THIS! Find out from Sakabroto what is gong on, because clearly Minna's carrying bags we don't know about, in-character.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:29 No.17811035
    Let's ask Sakamoto, Trude is still dealing with her own shit.

    Speaking of the 'Broto, how are she and Sean doing?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:29 No.17811036
    >No witches under age of consent

    You realize that only leaves Minna, Sakabroto and Barkhorn, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:29 No.17811037
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:29 No.17811042
    As the guy whose suggestion I think you reworded, I'd say that you wrote it a bit more douchey than I intended, but also more accurately for somebody who just nearly got gutted and is probably high as a kite on painkillers.

    Just figure that IC we might want to see about retrying this conversation with Minna when she's not all emotional about our death/resurrection and we're not on more opiates than all of China.

    To everyone who's bitching, and I quote: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:30 No.17811043
    Age of Consent in the UK is 16, bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:30 No.17811052
    we really do want her to GTFO. Yes, she's hot, but she's damaged goods. No amount of crazy in bed is enough to warrant dealing with her bullshit. Especially when there are plenty of other pantsless chicks around.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:30 No.17811053
    "What's the meaning of this?"

    "It's a gift. It's no big deal. It's not like I want to fuck you or anything."

    "I can't accept this"

    "Well I am going to fucking stalk you, force this gift on you and you can fucking like it. That's how unemotionally invested in this flight chronometer I am"
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:30 No.17811057
    Nothing Planefag, the tears are GLORIOUS.
    One of those Sakamotos has red hair, bunny ears, and a sizeable real estate investment, yes? Let's go talk to that one.
    Or ask for her to come visit. If anyone asks why, reply with 'This pillow is uncomfortable.'
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/05/12(Sun)00:30 No.17811060
    No, it means ragequitting because it was the quit command in...one of the Warcraft games I think?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:31 No.17811062
    I don't think you understand what lying is, it involves making non-factual or dishonest statements, when in fact all three of those statements were factual.

    Point out one potential response to the question that insulted to any real extent that got significant support.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:31 No.17811064
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:32 No.17811075
    Didn't this come up with Sakabroto, and didn't she suggest something along the lines of asking her ourselves?

    Now seems as good a time as any.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:32 No.17811078
    >implying it didn't originate long before that
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:32 No.17811082

    oh thats lovely.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:33 No.17811087
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:33 No.17811089
    Language evolves. People pressed alt-QQ because they were crying. Ergo, QQ = crying.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:33 No.17811096
    This is the 1940s and we're 20. 16 is the AOC as far as our character is concerned, although they also have to be post-pubescent for it not to go right back into Creepytown.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:34 No.17811106
    Why are we even treating this like Dating Sim Quest?

    We have planes to fly and little girls to turn into hard bitten fighter jocks.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:34 No.17811109
    There an echo in here?
    Can you state that in proper English?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:35 No.17811121
    See, that's just framing it badly. It's more that she's being overly formal/serious/reading too much into it, and we're being our normal funny self and annoying her. It becomes a game of one upsmanship, since she'll undoubtedly return it to us in equally ridiculous ways.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:35 No.17811122
    This. Fucking hell guys, she obviously is in no state of mind for PRESENTO. We can try again some other time, just let it rest now.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:35 No.17811124
    Oh, we'll bite their jocks alright.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:35 No.17811126
    /tg/ - Rage, Pantsu Dogfighting and Internet Etymology
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)00:35 No.17811129
    That adds Charlotte and Erica to your list.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:35 No.17811130
    So add Shirley and Erica to the list.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:36 No.17811135
    If I had to pick a witch, I'd say Charlotte, but, y'know, really reluctantly. otherwise, I'd >>17810933
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:36 No.17811137
    You know all this arguing (over the meaning of qq? seriously, google it.) is distracting from some great ways to mess with people.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:36 No.17811138
    Aside from 3 of them, most of them do tend to push us around, seeing as our kill tally is still in the single digits, while most of them are already in the doubles.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:36 No.17811139
    Your claims, support them.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:36 No.17811142
    I'd be okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:36 No.17811146
    This is the correct response. All others need to fuck right off.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:37 No.17811155
    Let's just give the damn thing to Sakabroto. Tell her Minna didn't want it and we want at least one of them to have some FREAKING INSTRUMENTS!
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)00:37 No.17811158
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:37 No.17811160
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    You inquire as to the rest of the base's fate, and the Doctor informs you the attack was as brief as it was sudden. It didn't take the MPs with the submachine guns twenty seconds to kick in the doors and begin firing. You vaguely remember somebody opening up with a Tommy gun on the spider, and almost hitting you, in fact. The single shots afterwards must've been Ian going to work.

    "So it was quick," he summarizes. "A lot of Witches could've died in those few seconds, though. Probably what they were counting on."

    You think about all the times you plopped down on that couch since the Martian attack. You shudder as you realize the mechanical spider was folded up in there, quiet, silent, waiting for its chance to strike. Right under your ass.

    "Right," you mutter. "Can I get a wheelchair or something?"

    "Fuck no," the doctor says sternly. "Miyafuji knitted you together, but only halfway. You've basically got a hole in you stuffed with gauze and bandaged up tight; we can't risk starting bleeding again till she finishes the job."

    You nod. "Ah... Doc..." you look into the middle distance and bite your lip. This is the part that really worries you.

    "Your liver is perfect," he says, rolling his eyes. "If it'd been in better shape, then Miyafuji might've had more magic for your *recent* injuries." The 'dumbass' goes unsaid.

    >What now?
    >Find/request [Witch?]
    >Obey orders?
    > Acquire wheelchair?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:37 No.17811166

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:38 No.17811169
    >She's reading too much into this
    >Follow her around, leave the watch in places where she'll find it, force her to wear it

    Okay, here's the thing: This is textbook stalker behaviour. It's fucking terrifying. And the fact that so many people here responded this way at hearing the word no? It both scares the shit out of me and makes me glad that I'm not a woman.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:38 No.17811172
    >besides Minna

    There's Yeagertits and Trude. Sakabroto and Sean are probably already picking out shower curtains. All the others are too young, lesbians, the bitch-queen from Hell, or some combination thereof.

    Minna actually seems interesting, though. Besides, we are pilot, we give no fucks about mental issues.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:38 No.17811179
    Fine, We'll dumb it down for you. Lying would imply that we didn't believe what we were saying. And prove to me that what we did wasn't a Jackass move.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/05/12(Sun)00:38 No.17811181
    go back to bed garfield
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:38 No.17811184
    We should track down Minna and explain how EVERYONE ELSE got a gift. EVERYONE, her not taking the damn thing will make it look a damn sight more dodgy. If she has any problems seeing how every other witch got something, then she can explain it then.

    We can even do it in the closet if thats what she wants.
    >> Iron Lung 02/05/12(Sun)00:39 No.17811192
    I think we're overdue to turn out our mental lights and put some bedrest behind us.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:39 No.17811195
    The point has nothing to do with sex. The point is that there are some real issues that have led to her being emotionally unstable. As she is our commanding officer, and someone to whom we will have to entrust our lives and the lives of our aircrew, we need her as un-fucked as possible, hopefully BEFORE the next fight, witch could come at any moment.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:39 No.17811197
    Acquire wheelchair, no puny hospital is enough to hold this pilot down, make sure to navigate stairs while on said wheelchair because fuck peoples perception of physics.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:39 No.17811198
    1)find medicwitch
    2)get fixed
    3)go out for an actual patrol for the first time in like 50 threads
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:40 No.17811204

    So now what, we're bedridden? Fuck. That. Shit.

    Wheelchair time. Wheelie over to Miafuji and thank her properly.

    Wheelie over Minna's room and plop dat watch on her bed. We bought it for a reason, and for fuck's sake she's keeping the HORRIDLY EXPENSIVE thing we bought her, whether she likes it or not.

    Wheelie over to bros and talk about recent events.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/05/12(Sun)00:40 No.17811206
    Oh good, our liver is whole and unfettered.

    Acquire knowledge! Find out where Ian and Sean are! Ask for Sakamoto's help!
    >> Will 02/05/12(Sun)00:40 No.17811211
    Request Sakabroto. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot resolving time.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:40 No.17811215
    >"Your liver is perfect," he says, rolling his eyes. "If it'd been in better shape, then Miyafuji might've had more magic for your *recent* injuries." The 'dumbass' goes unsaid.

    I like this doctor. Let's punch him.

    In order: Sakamoto, Miyafuji (the little kid has earned her bacon this time), then acquire wheelchair and troll around.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:40 No.17811216
    Obey the orders. If we fuck up now we'll jut worsen our injuries and that means a longer period of time before we can fly again.

    I guess, tell the doctor we're bored? Ask if there are any vistors?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:41 No.17811224
    Get over to Minna's room and give her the watch. We spent good money on that, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:41 No.17811225

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:41 No.17811226
    Wait that's Erica my bad.
    Request Shirley, obey orders, no wheelchair. We can wait for Doctor Miyafuji to play Operation on us with sparkles.
    Delicious sparkles. We should see if they're edible and/or give us teleportation abilities.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:41 No.17811227

    [x] sleep it off

    it hasnt even been a damn week in-story. weve EARNED some fucking downtime.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:41 No.17811232
    "Well, if i can't have a wheelchair, then i'm going to need someone to roll this bed around while i carry out my daily requirement of jackassery."
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/05/12(Sun)00:41 No.17811233
    liver NOT bleeding is a priority. this means no alcohol (blood thinner) for a bit, no re-opening that wound.
    i votes recuperation, which is to say, sources of pants and places to put them
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:41 No.17811235
    Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about Erica.

    ...I think the Ace of Aces just leaves us in too much awe. Also, she can out-troll us.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:41 No.17811238
    Mediwitch is asleep. I'd rather her be well rested so she can do a good job fixing the rest of us.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:42 No.17811240

    Voting for "request moar morphine since our liver cannot into alcohol at this time"
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)00:42 No.17811244
    Obey orders for now. Bleeding out all over the floor is just gonna suck.

    But it's also hilarious, for us.

    Or I guess we give it to Yoshika for saving us. But trolling Minna is far more entertaining.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:42 No.17811245
    >If it'd been in better shape, then Miyafuji might've had more magic for your *recent* injuries.
    Wait, so, our she fixed our liver? As in, repaired all alcohol-derived damage? It's as good as new?

    I smell a binge-drinking session coming on.

    But for now, let's find Sean and Ian to compare notes.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)00:42 No.17811247
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    It's anon's typical difficulty with determining the line between trolling/stalking, but by the same token this isn't a 1000% SUPER SERIOUS quest (hence, Strike Witches,) so that determination is tough, at best. Which is where writefags step in and adjust things just-so to achieve the desired INTENT of a suggestion if not the actual wording.

    More importantly, it sounds like some anon's are going tsunadre as fuck for Minna...
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:42 No.17811248
    WTF? Did your uncle diddle you as a child or something? We're all but friends with her, and we made it pretty fucking clear we don't want to sleep with her. It's a fucking joke, man. It's funny.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:43 No.17811254
    And killing orcs means you are a serial killer, right?
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    >yfw we bleed out and die after getting a wheelchair

    Just sit and wait, Miyafuji will come back to patch us up right soon.
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    I-it's not like we l-like her or anything!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:44 No.17811272
    Yes, she has problems that might endanger us and others. The solution to that, however, is not therapy, but removal from duty. It's been said before, she shouldn't be in command.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:45 No.17811274

    All the better for when you kill her off HUEHUEHUE
    >> Will 02/05/12(Sun)00:45 No.17811280
    We need someone to draw a "STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!" moment for this.
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    I vote for whatever option doesn't end with us bleeding out. Maybe call up our crew and troll them.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:46 No.17811295

    unfortunatly, its political.

    Just be glad she aint moving imaginary infantry divisions around on a map of Berlin.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:46 No.17811298
    It's a small fucking group, don't listen to them. The watch things just funny.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:47 No.17811316
    >415 posts
    >12 of them OP
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:47 No.17811322
    ask for our crew, see >>17811001
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:48 No.17811331
    In my case, it's more that I find the idea of our character and Minna being tsundere as fuck for each other without either of them actually quite realizing it and bouncing off each other as a result to be hilarious.

    Especially since pretty much every other character is guaranteed to screw around with both parties. Sakabroto, Yeagertits and Erica in particular, but the others would also amuse themselves with it from time to time.

    And because I don't think this would somehow prevent the Ace Combat bit from working. Think like Persona 3/4 or some shit; Social Links on the ground, Dungeon Crawling in the sky.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:48 No.17811334
    We had one with not even half a dozen updates a few days ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:48 No.17811336
    There are 2 very different kinds of people in this thread. The ones who want to play this like they were really there (The waifu fags) and those who want no romance whatsoever, only action (The Trolls). It's a fine line to walk in between them.
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/05/12(Sun)00:48 No.17811339
    good idea. summons the minions, newthreadplzkthx
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:48 No.17811342
    She has every right to refuse an overly expensive gift if she's not comfortable with it. Just because you want her to have it doesn't override her valid concerns. But to go beyond that and to follow her around, hide it where she'll find it and try to force her to do what we want is super fucking creepy. It's even a little creepier than the response to throw the thing at her head.

    Honestly, I get that some of you don't respond well to rejection, especially when it's in your fantasy fun time but it's still creepy as all hell. Especially when it's meant to be coming from Pilot Fucks McNoGive.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:48 No.17811343
    That's what they said about Maid Quest... and then squid happened...
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:49 No.17811345
    yeah, coming back from brain death is a pretty serious thing. questions will be asked, probably soon. we should have answers unless we WANT to stick our dick in the power outlet that is gender politics in this 'verse.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:49 No.17811356
    Fuck everyone else, I want my self projection to fuck some witches.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:50 No.17811360
    GET WITCHES IN HERE. Inquire about Sanya, Charlotte, etc. Have glass of water with Sakabroto.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:50 No.17811362
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    I play this like I'm really there trolling everyone.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:51 No.17811375
    you've got a 4chan board audience
    best 4chan board, but still 4chan
    i doubt there's fewer than three opinions per reader at this point
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:51 No.17811385
    Just gonna mention that Minna's pretty much the only witch we've encountered often enough and with enough emotional investment to even consider "sexing up."

    I am not against this, just saying.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:51 No.17811390

    Play a porn game.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:51 No.17811394
    The old two posters, three arguments joke?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:52 No.17811399
    No, I'm more emotionally invested in this.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:52 No.17811406
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    >Strike Witches quest day
    My body wasn't ready.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:52 No.17811407

    Can we have a lightswitch rave, Planefag?
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:52 No.17811408



    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)00:52 No.17811409
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    We're the luckiest son of a bitch alive!
    We speak of the gnome ability to no one!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:52 No.17811411
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    Thanks for reminding me of that.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)00:52 No.17811412
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    You listen to the Doc give you some touchy-feely bullshit about how you'll be right as rain, and finally you hold up your hands. "Doc, so, it feels like a dragon is shitting fire into my abdomen. Make with the happy-juice, would ya?"

    "Sure," he says, and produces a truly huge needle from his pocket.

    "That's FAR too bi-"

    "Shut up and take your tricordazine like a good boy," he mutters, and jabs it into you.


    You go flying through the clouds like a lizard smoking telescopic scopes, shitting on cellular phones, yes, phones made out of beehives and the bees go BZZZZ YOU ARE TEN BEES! You buzz at the doctor and buzz at the ceiling and buzz buzz buzzzzz.

    Sometime, a million years later, on another planet with way-too-bright sunlight, you're gently shaken awake.

    You blink the sleep away from your eyes, and wince as consciousness brings renewed pain.

    "Miyafuji," you whisper. "Hey, kiddo."

    She smiles at you. "I'm glad you're feeling better. I tried my hardest."

    "Did pretty good, too."

    Miyafuji smiles, but sadly, her cute little face seeming to sag with disappointment.

    "Why so serious, kiddo?"

    She looks at you solemnly. "Minna is having you ejected from the 501st."
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:52 No.17811416

    Too bad. There won't be sex.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:53 No.17811419
    Throw it at her head guy here. I was making a joke regarding the memo-pad. Remember? She through it at our head? Calm the fuck down man. This is all pretend.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:53 No.17811420
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    i know that feel
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:53 No.17811421
    It's not just /tg/, though. Most of the waifu faggots are from /a/, I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:53 No.17811422
    I like a little trolling, maybe grinding some social links, and giving no fucks (except when not giving a fuck would be just plain stupid, like not doing a hot reload when we switch targets. I'm glad we gave a fuck about ammo count.)
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:53 No.17811430
    No we need to be nice and supportive of Minna until she drops the "no men" rule for the witches.

    Then we fuck ALL of them. At once.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:54 No.17811438
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:54 No.17811444

    Well I guess that raps shit up!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:54 No.17811445
    We're not forcing her to do jack shit you misogynistic asshole. If she doesn't want to wear the fucking watch she won't. It's still funny to keep giving it to her.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)00:54 No.17811446
    >Can we have a lightswitch rave, Planefag?

    Yeah there's pretty much no way that's not going to happen. It may as well be fated in the fucking stars.


    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:54 No.17811448

    Sure seems that way. Too bad it fills our detector's head with spiders and horror when she detects them.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:54 No.17811450
    no opinions! wanna see what planefag has planned THIS time

    *waits patiently*
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:55 No.17811452
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:55 No.17811454
    >"Minna is having you ejected from the 501st."
    I think planefag is mad at us.
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)00:55 No.17811457
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:55 No.17811458
    eh, I was all for the watch as a pseudo-bribe. We don't do gifts half way and wanted to specifically send mixed messages so Sakamoto and the others can stop thinking they have us sussed out.

    Hell, didn't even expect her to take it, and she's right, it WOULD send the wrong message to things she's ordered, even if her methods are selfish to her past she's sticking with the idea of no courting for the Witches. Accepting a expensive present would be a contradiction to that.

    So now, we troll with it. Pocket it for now, if she acts up leave it in annoying places. She'll respect it too much to throw it away so she'll have to physically return it every time and it'll throw up more smoke screens for what we want to do which is teach her girls how to be egotistical god complex witches who bounce aliens all day erry day in aviators.

    If can't be in heaven we have to create it.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:55 No.17811461

    "Finally. And here I thought I had to shoot her."
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/05/12(Sun)00:55 No.17811465

    That little ingrate cunt! We saved her ass!
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:56 No.17811477
    Oh, fuck that noise. This needs to be sorted out and quickly.

    1) Find back-up.
    2) Is it about the watch? Everybody got gifts. Calm the fuck down.
    3) We've saved how many lives while we've been here? Think like a commander, not like a silly little girl.

    Confront. CONFRONT, I SAY.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:56 No.17811481
    Wilcke's basically the ideal choice for commanding a unit full of loli battle-machines. But she cearly has issues in coordinating with male combat personnel, which up until now wouldn't have been an issue.

    It's HER unit. Our MC is the one that's off the fucking reservation.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:56 No.17811487
    WOOHOO! Finally! That took too damn long. Now we can get back to base, looking forward to something than night missions thanks to our ace-in-a-day performance.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:56 No.17811489



    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:57 No.17811492

    paddy and luke are cool characters id like to see em again.
    >> Will 02/05/12(Sun)00:57 No.17811498
    That THUNDERCUNT! We try to be nice and she throws us out on the street?!

    WE DEMAND A WHEELCHAIR, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. It's time to slap some shit into her depressive ass. Acquire Sakabroto and a Wheelchair. Rollout!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/05/12(Sun)00:57 No.17811501
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:57 No.17811503

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:58 No.17811504


    Confront. Start with logic and guilt-tripping on lives saved. Once assured victory, confront on emotional issues. DESTORY THEM
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:58 No.17811505

    What the-


    -heh heh. This please.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:58 No.17811513
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    Wait a minute. If that's so, then what happened everywhere else the aliums hit?

    ...aw, FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:59 No.17811516
    I like the cut of your jib.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:59 No.17811521
    >looking forward to something than night missions
    Unless you're saying to give up our souped-up prototype P-61, that would be shit for us. Because the Black Widow's a night-fighter, why would we want morning patrol?
    >> Major Airlift 02/05/12(Sun)00:59 No.17811524
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:59 No.17811529

    Why are you even in "Strike Witches" quest?
    There are going to be Witches. Deal with it
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:59 No.17811530

    thats exactly what i mean man. we need a lie ready. or at least a consistant question dodge. gotta talk to sean and ian to work that shit out.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:59 No.17811531
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:59 No.17811532
    >She said no
    >Keep pressuring her and forcing the issue
    >That's HILARIOUS
    >I hate women for not thinking so.

    I just don't even understand where you're coming from here.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)00:59 No.17811533
    Except that the rest of the armed forces don't like witches. The only reason we were placed here at all is because it was finally reaching a point where the regular army couldn't just ignore them anymore.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:00 No.17811537
    I don't recall spiders being anywhere but here.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:00 No.17811538
    Time to acquire a wheelchair, and demand to know why the fuck she's torpedoing our career.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:00 No.17811542
    Suuuure she is.
    Alright, find out who she's talking to that can actually make that call, and tell them she's doing it because she thinks we want to fuck her.
    Which we don't, because she's all sorts of fucked already.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:00 No.17811545
    Didn't she already try to do this when this all first started? I don't recall it working out very well then, either. Politics are a killer.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:00 No.17811550
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    If you end this here planefag...
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:00 No.17811551
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    Disregard Minna's rage, aquire Sakabroto
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:00 No.17811555

    Because we can still bounce and one-up them from our regular base? We don't need to be part of their squadron.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:01 No.17811558

    Indeed, Mentlegen. We will Han Solo our way out of this drama.

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/05/12(Sun)01:01 No.17811559
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    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:02 No.17811567
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:02 No.17811568
    Dismissed pilots are unlikely to ever fly again.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:02 No.17811572
    I don't think she'll succeed.
    I mean Rommel and to a lesser degree Patton are our bros.
    Plus most of the witches.
    Plus the engineers.
    And our crew of course.

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:02 No.17811573
    that's not a bad idea
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:02 No.17811578
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:02 No.17811579
    The new plane's ours, not the 501st's. And maybe something other than patrol missions, then?

    the witches are bitches, and are only entertaining so long as we're fucking with them. We can do that plenty well from our own base.

    Alternatively, this would actually be a good place to end the quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:02 No.17811580

    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:03 No.17811597
    we don't know the specifics yet, and the rest of the air corps doesn't like the witches, so might see this as more of a commendation anyway
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:03 No.17811598
    Nice try Planefag but you already said you'd be running it late.
    >> Anonymous 02/05/12(Sun)01:06 No.17811651
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    And yet, if we were not here, they'd all be dead or worse. ALIUM-WITCH HYBRIDS. And then tonight. And the bombers.

    Yeah, we can leave. Its just that without our making them competent pilots AND witches, they die, we die erryday a die die. OLD MACALIUM HAD A HUMAN FARM EEE AAAH EEE AHH BLARG.

    Nice trips btw but trips don't let your stupid unobservant opinions any more valid. We have more support, a bigger mission and a more important part in the whole SAVING THE WORLD thing here. Deal with it.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/05/12(Sun)01:09 No.17811709
    I completely don't care what you're saying, but
    is the funniest damn thing I've read in days.

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