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    84 KB STRIKE WITCHES: TOGA-CLAUS RIDES AGAIN planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)23:18 No.17769684  
    After an entire base full of terrifyingly-powerful girls almost murder and/or sexually molest you, you decide to smooth things over and send a strong message of non-fraternization by dressing in a bedsheet and handing out gifts.

    Fuck it, they don't pay you to think. Toga-Claus was a rather dunderheaded tradition that started back in the 'States, when there was little to break up the training routine and every mail-call was cause for celebration. You put it to good use now. From a shrub outside you clip enough bough-y looking things to make a passable wreath for your head, and you scamper around the castle for the next two hours tracking down individual Witches and giving them their goods. Certain Witches, like Lynette or Myafuji, are pretty simple and their delighted reactions make you feel pretty good about all the damn trouble you went through. Charlotte, for one, looks pretty guilty when you deliver her new socket set and smokes (Lucky Strike, not those fucking Chesterfields,) but Elia, the unrepentant little swine, blushes and looks at the floor just long enough to fool you, then she jumps out and yanks your toga-sheet off. She frowns terribly, balls it up and shoves it in your arms when she see's your fully-dressed underneath.

    With your pistol belt, of course.

    When you get back to the lobby, sans the fucking sheet, you find Sean and Sakamoto regarding each other stony-faced, cards in hand. Ian is tinkering with the piano and occasionally blowing through the pitch-pipe he tracked down in Eastchurch.

    Things finally seem settled down, and everything is delivered.

    You look at the two bottles of Schnapps. You could hold off, and speak to Trude socially, tonight in the lobby. Or you could pigeonhole her in private. Dare you...?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:19 No.17769693
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:19 No.17769697

    Just wait till this comes:

    Dare say MC will be utterly smitten
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:20 No.17769708
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:21 No.17769711
    disreguard fuck, give presents.
    go give the stuff, fuck privacy on a god damn stick.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:21 No.17769713
    Private, go for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:21 No.17769719
    In private. Trying to confront her in public is too dickish, even for us.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:21 No.17769721

    And Elia is going to pay someday.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:21 No.17769722


    If she does break down again, letting her do so in private and not infront of the rest will salve her ego somewhat.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:21 No.17769724
    Do it in private. It'll be better if her emotional outburst is contained and out of sight.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:21 No.17769725

    we dare. that kinda shit isnt for public. she had the courtesy to ask us why we got stuck in against the aliens when she though we were suicidal or something. we should too.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:22 No.17769728
    Trude needs a good sit down. Like we did with Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:22 No.17769730
    It's like you didn't even read the post.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:22 No.17769731
    We do it in private. No need to make it anymore public.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:22 No.17769732

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:22 No.17769738
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)23:22 No.17769739
    Well its either that or minnas watch.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:22 No.17769743
    In private. But knock first and ask if we can talk.
    It's Eila.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:22 No.17769744
    Hopefully with less punching.
    >> s 02/01/12(Wed)23:23 No.17769747
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    >pigeonhole her privates.

    >bloodie from
    indeed captcha.
    she will be bloodied
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:23 No.17769751
    Private, but we aren't going to corner her, we are making sure we have the option to GTFO ASAP, and that she has similar option, if we can allow it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:23 No.17769753
    >Mental note: We owe Eila
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:24 No.17769757

    Mina, last.

    Or save it for another day.

    If MC see her again, we might be looking at another freakout with her chasing after him, wondering wth is going on.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:24 No.17769761
    Essentially this. After Minna staring down PATTON, I'm thinking the "turn everyone into proper fighter jocks" plan may actually work well like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:24 No.17769762
    See Trude in private. Bring the Schnaps. Also, it might not be entirely within character, but don't be an ass. Encourage her to talk about Chris. Good times, bad times. Does the MC have any siblings? Talk about them.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:24 No.17769763
    Goddammit Erica quit that shit
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:24 No.17769769
    I think we're going to talk to her in private, guise.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)23:24 No.17769771
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    Minna will either kill us, fuck us, or killfuck us.

    We're too young to die from snoosnoo!
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)23:25 No.17769780
    I...87th the Private suggestion.
    Also Updated shitlist:

    Terrorboner List
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:25 No.17769782
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:25 No.17769783
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    >Can't find a good excuse to post this
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:26 No.17769788
    Doing it in public might incite further angst some thing like
    >Celebrating with gifts while my sister is possibly dead?

    Do it privately as a sort of side condolences gift first.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:26 No.17769791
    >Or you could pigeonhole her in private.
    A the sweet, sweet power of imagination, anyway, nah, give her some cooldown time, with possibly fewer witchy shenanigans for a bit so she isn't constantly reminded of us and thus goes back to pissed. or we can stride into her room wearing the schnapps and nothing else and do what we're good at, being the greatest man to ever live.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:26 No.17769793

    We have a 1/3 chance of survival and a 2/3 chance of sexy times.

    I like those odds.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:26 No.17769794
    this sounds suspectiously like giving a fuck.
    i will bitchslap you white knights into oblivion.

    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:27 No.17769801
    In private.
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)23:28 No.17769805
    it was established in the previous thread or so that "Dead Family Members" earns a fuck from us.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:28 No.17769806
    I'm not sure MC would come up with it IC, but...

    One of our long-term plans is getting the girls to wear trousers, right? I was thinking we could get them special ones with quick-release trouser legs. Like those that turn into shorts when you unzip the calf sleeves, only these reach up as high as necessary for their striker units.

    So our Witches can now walk around properly dressed, give zero fucks, and be only a couple of unfastened zippers from being ready for action when necessary.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:28 No.17769807
    When we see trude, don't offer the schnapps first.

    Get the talking, crying and beating out of the way.

    Only when shes finally getting calm, then we bring out the bottles.

    If we take it out at the start, it's likely they'll go out of the window.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)23:28 No.17769810
    Hilarity ensues!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:28 No.17769814
    I still liked one fa/tg/uy's idea of sharing a drink with Trude and discussing our losses. A quarter of a comrades killed as soon as we got our wings must come with some baggage too.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:28 No.17769815
    But isn't Eila acting exactly the way we want her too, as a fighter jock that gives no fucks and takes what she wants because she is a fighter pilot and deserves what she takes?

    Our goal has been to show up the Witches and turn this bunch of girls into a proper squadron of fighter pilots; are we going to put them all on the shit list when they actually start acting like we wanted them to, because they're pushing us around because we have the least confirmed kills out of all of them?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:29 No.17769817
    >Encourage her to talk about Chris. Good times, bad times. Does the MC have any siblings? Talk about them.
    No shut up. We understand that her sister being MPD is bad, but we're not a fucking shrink. We just need to get her to stop blaming us.
    Could we have caught that bomb if we had more fuel and ammo instead of booze? Maybe.
    We also could have left the base an hour earlier or later and missed all of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:29 No.17769819
    Along with us
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)23:29 No.17769820
    This, FFS do not lead with the schnaps.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:29 No.17769821

    This is the only fuck we give. Some of our decisions may have contributed to the possible death of her kid sister. We are not accepting blame, but that is some heavy shit anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:29 No.17769823
    We don't give fucks in situations where there's at least some chance of getting away with it, or if we really have no other alternative.

    Even the most hardened fighter pilot gives some sort of respect to (possibly) fallen comrades, so you shut your whore mouth.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:29 No.17769828
    No, not like we did when we bitched out at Minna. Maybe a little more subtle than that?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:29 No.17769829
    No, it was never clear if there was a majority on it. Many seemed apathetic
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:30 No.17769841
    We were riding a major adrenaline high at the time, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:31 No.17769847

    Are you shitting me?

    A fuckton of posts expressing rage, sorrow and hatred and you say no majority?
    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)23:31 No.17769853
    You do have a point, she is a cocky bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:31 No.17769855
    >No clear consensus
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:32 No.17769857
    Speaking of Eila, where is Sanya anyway
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:32 No.17769858
    Wait, did anyone archive the last thread?

    And we should probably go ahead and archive this thread too
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:32 No.17769863
    Along with a load of posts along the lines of blaming us maybe understandable but it is still out of order
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:33 No.17769864
    The shit list is just a list of people who are going to get thoroughly trolled.
    Anyone not on the shit list is just going to get trolled softly, tenderly, and whenever we get around to it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:33 No.17769867
    Probably sleeping
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:33 No.17769869
    Oh piss off. Not all of us are weepy-eyed faggots like you
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:33 No.17769876

    So with a troll, a cocky bitch, and Sakamoto, I think there are a good chunk of them already with some pilot spirits in them
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:33 No.17769882
    We just get her off our backs in a different way then. We take Sanya under our wing, then give her a bit of a push at Eila.
    Eila leaves us alone, our new wingmate gets something out of the deal, we alll win.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:34 No.17769885

    Everyone but you is.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:34 No.17769886
    >implying this isn't a closely guarded white knight
    this situation is alot like the minna situation, you want them to actually get over themselves instead of cry alot.
    so this means your just being a white knight whore and this "just because dead family member we give a fuck" shouldn't fly because it was established even then we didn't give a fuck via minna situation, YOU shut your moralfaggy mouth and GTFO you cunt.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:34 No.17769888

    Jesus fuck, man. Fighter pilots might be superhumans, but they're still fucking human. We find Trude, talk with her. Tell her what happened. Maybe have a drink with her once she's calmed a bit. Drink to her sister- no, drink to the Fallen.

    Remember, the reason we fly planes is ultimately to stop this shit from happening.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:34 No.17769890
    >been wanting to go out and get something to drink since thread 1
    >still here


    Fuck, I don't want to go. archive it, somebody who knows what they're doing!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:34 No.17769892
    Sleeping. Or she was until the pitch whistle.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:35 No.17769898
    There is a big difference between what you describe and what
    does. Besides, most of those posts were from idiots saying we should go try to dig her out of the rubble, and they don't count cause they're too stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:35 No.17769902
    Hm. Sounds good to me, so long as we're not a complete jerkass about it. We can even come across as a normal human being, with feelings and shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:35 No.17769905
    At least two here are not. As there are two negative responses to your post
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:36 No.17769915
    Dead family is not something you can say "deal with it" to with certain people.

    I mean, one guy became a plot hax super hero who dresses himself up in tights because of that shit for god sakes.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:36 No.17769923
    No it's not. We fly planes only because we like flying. The benefits of our shooting aliums is just a useful result that lets us keep doing it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:37 No.17769927
    yeah, comic books arn't real life, you are equaing fantasy from an entirely different universe with this.

    your arguement is completely invalid.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:37 No.17769932
    >normal human being, with feelings and shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:37 No.17769934
    Both of them were you
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:38 No.17769937

    Then, there was no reason for MC to react to the new the way he did.

    But he did. He does care.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:38 No.17769938
    We're not necessarily saying "deal with it." More just that it ain't our fault, ain't Perrine's, and ain't hers. that's about all that needs be said.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:38 No.17769941
    LOL Wat
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:38 No.17769943
    >assumes same person
    not the guy you were talking to but: just because multiple people have a different opinion then you doesn't mean they are samefagging.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:39 No.17769950
    Negatory. And besides, you admit to being a white knight fag like it's a good thing. gtfb2/a/
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:39 No.17769951
    Jesus Christ you guys are being faggots.
    It's not like Planefag isn't going to troll us all anyway. Maybe Trude was upset because her Martian compatriots died and the sister thing was just a cover story.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:39 No.17769952

    Why did we repeatedly risk our lives for the benefit of the witches then?

    We aren't just a pilot, we are also a passive wizard and a big damn hero. We just haven't fully come to terms with that yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:39 No.17769953

    courtesy to ask us *in private* that is. durr i hate this keypad.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:40 No.17769955
    We care about other things, but they aren't the reason that we fly. The distinction shouldn't be that hard to understand.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:40 No.17769956
    you are the same guy
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:40 No.17769957
    he cares because this group is full of white knights who keep saying that they don't give a fuck until something actually happens then the moralfaggotry rushes out in force.

    really you guys need to make up your mind. i'm firmly in the consistant basis of: "no fucks given, no matter the circumstance" but you guys seem to waver like tumbleweed in the wind.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:40 No.17769959
    No they were not, I merely mentioned the posts calling her out on blaming us. The other one was someone else.
    But then again, anonymous. By your arguement I could claim that all giving a fuck posts were you and only you.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:41 No.17769961

    I call bullshit. You can fly planes in a lot of places that don't have a good chance of seeing you vaporized by aleum heatbeams. We didn't jump into that furball in the first thread, nearly getting ourselves and our crew killed because "we love flying."

    Face it man, the MC is not a complete jerkass. He's a pilot, so he arrogent, egotistical, short-tempered and aggressive but deep down he's got... well not a hard of gold but there is a heart in there.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:41 No.17769963
    now gtfo
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:41 No.17769964

    sorry man, just because you LIKE to believe something doesn't mean it is.
    >> s 02/01/12(Wed)23:42 No.17769969
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    .. mfw this discussion went south.
    okay. heres some more erica
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:42 No.17769974
    Jesus fuck all of you calm down goddamn
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:43 No.17769976
    Just get them purple pants. They will inevitably disappear mysteriously just when the Witches need to go bare-assed to put on the striker units, and reappear just as mysteriously when the fighting is done.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)23:43 No.17769977
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    Excellent plan!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:43 No.17769980
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    >> Will 02/01/12(Wed)23:43 No.17769981
    You guys are seriously arguing about this again? We're going because we're going to get shit if it doesn't get dealt with, and we have gifts for her anyway. We're going to turn these weepy emotionally-squishy girls into fucking PILOTS. Crack open a bottle of booze, and tell her how to man up and get over herself.
    This is the same shit we dealt with from Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:43 No.17769982
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:43 No.17769985
    no. theres moralfags being batshit retarded again and think kissing ass is literally the only way to do things and bloo bloo bloo we arn't playing the waifu game.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:44 No.17769989

    Every post in this thread is by either you, me, planefag, or my roommate who can type really fast.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:44 No.17769994
    Killing aliums adds to the flying experience, but isn't necessary for it. Again, I'm trying to separate the appreciation we have for flying from other things we might care about. We can care about this stuff without it being linked to our flying. We can fly in order to accomplish things that we want to without those being the reason we *like* flying.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:44 No.17769998
    >97 replies
    >1 post from op

    Honestly, the quest is great, but you faggots, all of you, really shit it up.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:44 No.17769999
    No Anonymous, you are the Planefag
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:44 No.17770001
    Are we trying to create a hot-headed JC Denton here?

    >You killed my sister
    >What a shame
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:45 No.17770005
    Even the most hardened badass is still a human. Everyone loses someone at some point, and to insist that anyone, ourselves or otherwise, should be somehow above normal human emotions is wrong.

    Sometimes people need support and comfort to get through the worst of times, before they come back that much stronger. It's my opinion that with Trude, after she lost a family member, that may well be the way to approach it.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:45 No.17770006
    You know, sweatpants might be easier. They're real quick to take off, and they still cover your legs.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:45 No.17770009
    Talk to fucking Trude in private, already.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:45 No.17770010
    But then who am I?
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)23:45 No.17770011
    Well, that seems reasonable and will hopefully please both the white knighting and not give a fuck groups.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:45 No.17770012
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)23:46 No.17770019
    This thread would be bereft of nothing for the absence of the first 100 posts.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:46 No.17770020
    >"no fucks given, no matter the circumstance"
    If giving no fucks results in us being put in the stockades, will you still support it?

    I mean, yes, it's war so pilots are very valuable, especially experienced and combat-proven pilots.
    But this is a world with Witches, that are even more valuable, and Witch-to-pilot have a much, much higher kill ratio. Are we really as irreplaceable as we act like we are?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:46 No.17770021
    Did planefag die ?
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    And then there's that one faggot who doesn't know how capital letters work, but whatever. It's time for sexy gal.
    >> s 02/01/12(Wed)23:46 No.17770023
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    i wonder how long itll take for OP to get ursula into the story
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:46 No.17770024
    You forgot your trip, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:46 No.17770026
    Wrong, we are all just extensions of planefags shattered subconcious. We are all one.
    One of Him
    One of Him
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:46 No.17770028
    This all makes sense!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:46 No.17770029
    Well, from a non-moral standpoint, we're stuck with the Witches for the forseeable future, so there's a very high chance that we'll end up with Trude as our wingman. Do you really want an emotionally unstable pilot who irrationally blames you for the death of her sister flying your wing, or ANYWHERE NEAR you for that matter?

    It's best to get this shit resolved now, when she DOESN'T have a huge cannon pointed at our tail.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:46 No.17770030
    Of laughter, maybe.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:46 No.17770032
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    Jackie Chan
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:46 No.17770033
    I don't even know what's going on anymore. I don't even post in this quest. We need more witches.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/01/12(Wed)23:46 No.17770036
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    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/01/12(Wed)23:47 No.17770040
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    She was a good witch.

    What a terrible way to die.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:47 No.17770042
    There's a fucking war on. She needs to get over it right now and get back to combat readiness. She can grieve later.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:47 No.17770044
    stop arguing with each other and fucking vote. this aint the goddamn primary debate just pull a lever then shaddup and wait for updates goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:47 No.17770047
    But then you have to retrieve them afterward. The advantage of the purple pants is that they'll come back on their own.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:48 No.17770049
    yes actually because it fits with our charactor.

    its called consistancy. this is required usually for things to have credence in an RPG or so, otherwise oftentimes it feels force or really weird.

    just because no fucks given does not mean we hate ourselves, it just means thats how the charactor is.
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    It'd be pretty fuckin' swell if we have a double-Hartmann power hour at some point.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:48 No.17770054
    Dude, you're on 4chan. Getting people just to spell right is an accomplishment
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:48 No.17770055

    I can see him doing this.

    That fucking Quest Thread GM Nectar.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:48 No.17770056
    "But how do they work?"

    "Purple pants."

    "That doesn't really explain any-"

    "Purple. Pants."
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:49 No.17770057
    would not be surprised if planefag just up and quit from having such a fucking unpleasable fanbase.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:49 No.17770059
    I got distracted by youtube and came back to a new thread with 70 posts and thought "Oh shit." 30 seconds later, I scrolled through all of them.
    >> s 02/01/12(Wed)23:49 No.17770060
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    we are all but characters in some StrikeWitchesQuest Quest

    watch as i post a hilariously bad reaction later
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:49 No.17770062
    anyone else read these threads in their underwear to help create the right atmosphere?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:49 No.17770066
    No he's here. He's here and he's laughing at us.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:49 No.17770067
    Hey, you might as well slap her in the face as well, because we all know that shit like shellshock and PTSD are just made up fairy tales, right?

    It's like we really are a fucking Patton clone, and not in the good way.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:50 No.17770069
    yes but theres a difference in pointing out how things things are in war, pointing out our innocence and how it really could not have been prevented, perhaps giving a drink to the fallen or something and straight out kissing ass and being a completely and utter moralfag.
    >> Major Airlift 02/01/12(Wed)23:50 No.17770071
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:50 No.17770072

    And posts this on /a/ for them to laugh at this?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:50 No.17770074
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:50 No.17770078
    And I thought I was alone...
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:50 No.17770079

    its the only way i browse the internet.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:50 No.17770080
    I read these threads wearing shimapan
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:50 No.17770082
    People don't do that?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:50 No.17770084
    There's a different way to read them?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:50 No.17770085

    Agreeing with this. He's pulling our emotions masterfully. Which is the key to a successful Quest, actually.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)23:51 No.17770087
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    The dormitory hallway is peaceful and serene at this hour; the glow of the dying day suffusing the gently-curving passageway with warm ambiance. You look out the towering windows on the English Channel, thinking about the dark threat that now hunches on the occupied shores of Normandy, still thick with the blood of devoured innocents.

    When you slow down long enough to think about it, this war isn't any fucking fun at all.

    You knock on the door to Trude's room, firmly, three times.


    You knock on the door a few more times, much harder.

    Dead air.

    "No answer. Bitch must be de-"

    "Deaf?" Trude says, yanking open the door. "Better then being dumb as a *rock.*"

    You do not have many fucks to give, at the best of times, and today you've already given a few. You shove the bottles of schnapps into Trude's arms roughly. "Here's your fucking kraut liquor," you say hotly. "I got my superior officer's ass kicked in a barfight and stole it right out of the O-Club for you so don't drink yourself into a stupor all at once, okay?"

    You spin on your heel and storm away before your anger can fail you.

    "Wait," Trude says weakly.

    You storm on.


    "What!" you say to the air before you, crossing your arms to demonstrate how you're totally not waiting just for her. This random spot in the hall just caught your fancy, for all she knows.

    "Did you hear?" she asks. You nod.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:51 No.17770088

    Hikkis need no pants!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:51 No.17770089
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    Give the man some time to work.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:51 No.17770090
    believe it or not i wear pants because my computor isn't in my room AND my roomate would be highly pissed off at me if i did that all the time.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:51 No.17770093
    Also, vote for seeing Trude in private.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:51 No.17770095

    >shitstorms of trolling
    >not the whole fucking point.
    >> s 02/01/12(Wed)23:52 No.17770098
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    i am not wearing anything other than a shirt that says "JURASSIC PARK"
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:52 No.17770100
    >When you slow down long enough to think about it, this war isn't any fucking fun at all.

    That's what I've been saying. It's getting in the way of everything.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)23:52 No.17770102
    I feel people are taking this far too seriously. Not long ago we were stealing everything. What went wrong?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:53 No.17770108
    >implying I don't wear boxers and only boxers around the apartment as a matter of course
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:53 No.17770109
    >This random spot in the hall just caught your fancy, for all she knows.

    In all seriousness, the castle probably has some ballin' architecture.

    In semi related news:
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:53 No.17770115
    People had disagreements.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:53 No.17770116

    Character attachment.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:53 No.17770119
    "Yes" without looking back.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:53 No.17770121
    Making popcorn
    I bet you ten of dollars
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:54 No.17770126
    > "What!" you say to the air before you, crossing your arms to demonstrate how you're totally not waiting just for her. This random spot in the hall just caught your fancy, for all she knows.

    Why so tsundere, MC-kun~

    f5ing like the fist of the north star
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:54 No.17770127

    What is the nature of that man
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:54 No.17770131
    St-stupid, Trude. I-It's not like I'm waiting in this hall for you or anything. I j-just like the way this wall looks!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:54 No.17770132

    Fuckin' be patient, it's not as if we don't have all night. Planefag should take his time, the night's still young.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:54 No.17770133
    Those are the people who spend most of their time in their rooms and only their rooms right? Yeah, I couldn't do that, I'd an hero.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:55 No.17770137
    Ah Planefag, never change.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:55 No.17770138
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    this has all happened before, it will all happen again. be at peace my son.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:55 No.17770139
    essentially war over what the charactor would do.

    moralfags versus no fucks given cocky fucks.

    i'm actually in the latter category but i'm willing to be in the middle.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)23:55 No.17770143
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    "I - I'm so - so -"

    You bite your lip. Hard.

    "A-and you were there and I - I..."

    You hear the bottles clink together as she shifts her arms a little.

    "Thanks for getting these."

    You grunt. "Wasn't nuthin."

    "Sounds like it was."

    "No. What's something is... I ground-looped once in training. Forced landing on a road. Flipped a T-6 over, it tumbled down an embankment - the ditch - smashed the canopy in when the plane landed on it. Took them six hours to cut me out with metal snips."

    Trude says nothing. You finally turn to look at her, any facade of bravado long gone. The stress and strain and heartsick worry is plain, and you don't give a damn anymore.

    "Sitting there soaked with diesel fuel, cold as hell, waiting for the spark that'll burn you alive? Fuck that." You shake your head. "I hate waiting. And now I'm going to get drunk." You turn from Trude and walk away, and she doesn't call you back, or follow.

    Of course. She needs some time alone. You chide yourself - you were half-beveling she'd slugged you out of jealousy. * Jealousy.* A girl like that falling for some random asshole out-of-the-blue then going full-retard over some tart like Perrine? You sigh.

    You're only twenty years old. This shit is way out of your depth.

    There's a party brewing in the lounge, but you're not sure you want to be there. You can drink just as well alone. On the other hand, misery loves company. On the other hand, your crew might make you discuss... Gnome Shit. On the other hand you could ask Sakamoto what the fuck is going on around here. On the other hand you have THREE HANDS, that doesn't work.

    >wat do
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:55 No.17770144
    We lost one of the artifacts of power. Our kleptomaniac foundations have been shattered.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:55 No.17770145
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    This feel.

    This feels like MaidQuest all over again.

    (But I love it and I want more anyways)
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:55 No.17770148
    Show her how to drink for the fallen. If you're going to be a pilot, you damn well better be able to manage that.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:56 No.17770152
    I like the way you think.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:56 No.17770155
    >people argue about the NGAF policy
    >Make MC look either like a jackass or tsundere

    Nice compromise there
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:56 No.17770156
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/01/12(Wed)23:57 No.17770166
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    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:58 No.17770169
    Sakabroto. We need to get some drinkan done, in peace.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/01/12(Wed)23:58 No.17770173
    Go to the party. Sometimes a man needs the company of his bros.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:58 No.17770175
    Go get drunk in a bedroom. Any bedroom.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:58 No.17770177
    >its called consistancy.
    No, it's called being one-dimensional. I don't know about you, but I actually prefer that the characters I read/play as/etc not react to every situation in the exact same way. Trollfacing everything may sound like fun to you but uh, the rest of us aren't from /b/ so...

    Look, Trude's pissed at us for what happened. Our best bet is to explain to her, in our fashion, that while we feel sorry about what happened, and if there was more we could have done we would have. But we did what we could in the situation given, and that bad as this is, it may only be the beginning, and she needs to toughen the fuck up, sound good?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:58 No.17770179

    >Three hands

    Time to turn around.


    >Three hands

    Time to turn around.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/01/12(Wed)23:58 No.17770180
    Go to the party. Nothing sadder than drinking alone
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:58 No.17770186
    Go sit in your cockpit and make vroom-vroom-pewpewpewpew noises and reminisce about being in combat where everything is so much fucking easier than this.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:58 No.17770188
    [x] SakaBROto
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:58 No.17770193
    fuck it as an "anti-moralfag" i'll say this.

    go back there go get a drink writh her over the lives of the fallen, because its better to driink in company but not a super amount of company.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/01/12(Wed)23:59 No.17770194
    And I drink alone


    with nobody else
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:59 No.17770196
    Drink our worries away with Sakabroto.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:59 No.17770198
    dealing with this alone is a fucking stupid way to handle it, but we aren't paid for our intelligence, and we've had zero goddamn alone time that we haven't spent largely unconscious, so drink alone.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:59 No.17770207
    People don't just spontaneously get over things. It takes some time. I was suggesting support and camaraderie as a means to speed the process up, rather than just shouting a lot.

    But if you think that simply shouting at someone who may have just lost a family member will make them straighten up, that's your call.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:59 No.17770209
    Lounge it is
    Someone says the G word? Fist.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/12(Wed)23:59 No.17770210

    >gnome shit

    gotta get it covered sometime. might as well do it while crawling into a bottle.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:00 No.17770212
    I change my anser to this. But add booze
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:00 No.17770213
    You know when I drink Alone
    I prefer to be by myself
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:00 No.17770214
    >jackass or tsundere
    Well, that's what it looks like when you don't give a fuck. Also, one of the core aspects of our character was his arrogance as a fighter pilot. What did you expect other people to think? To bask in our glory and badassitude?

    Well, you've got the delusional self-aggrandizement and egomania of a fighter jock down, at least.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:00 No.17770216

    Then this. Minna's. We need to give her our gift. And to clarify our little freakout in the broom closet.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:00 No.17770217
    thats really all i've been advocating TBH, but i wasn't in the mood to deal with morality crap today.

    its just one of those long days.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:00 No.17770218
    Get drunk with Sakabroto.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/02/12(Thu)00:00 No.17770219
    ...Good point.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:00 No.17770221
    I say Sakabroto. She's at least predictably insane. I get the impression she and Sean might have a thing going, though.
    >> Major Airlift 02/02/12(Thu)00:00 No.17770222
    To the party! Get drunk! Keep rape whistle on hand in case someone tries to take advantage of our inebriated state.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/02/12(Thu)00:00 No.17770223
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    I can't believe I just read this.

    too bad the scan is blurry as fuuuuuuck
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:01 No.17770227
    Jesus CHRIST.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:01 No.17770230

    This sounds like a good idea. Get Ian and Sean, go somewhere relatively quiet and discuss this shit while slowly getting drunk.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:01 No.17770232
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    >The next morning
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:01 No.17770233

    Fuck it. Get hammered on kraut booze. Introduce her to the wonders of pants while sloshed.
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    they cant gnome you up if theyre drunk stupid
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:01 No.17770238
    wait three hands....WHAT THE FUCK!
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:01 No.17770239
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:02 No.17770249
    bit late there buddy
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:02 No.17770250
    And being like that is sort of the point of this quest. To throw a wrench into the otherwise retarded Strike Witches world. To mess with the magical sparkle girls by not only being an arrogant jackass, but by being able to walk the walk, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:02 No.17770251

    I wasn't being sarcastic. I was just saying it was a fairly balanced way of presenting the progress.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/02/12(Thu)00:03 No.17770262
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:03 No.17770268




    Someone is either right infront of us or BEHIND US.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:03 No.17770271
    and i'm perfectly ok with this.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/02/12(Thu)00:03 No.17770275

    One look at Rommel and it's

    >they want to fuck

    Can't believe it. Must be the hat.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:04 No.17770277

    Let's get shitfaced in Minna's room. We can give her the watch while we're at it.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:04 No.17770280
    Let's see if we can score one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:04 No.17770281
    I believe that's called "the gripping hand."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:05 No.17770290

    Thats not rommel.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:05 No.17770291
    >And then we were raped by Minna
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:05 No.17770295
    Go back to Trude, as you said, misery loves company.

    Talk, drink, develop character.

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:06 No.17770300
    I kinda just want expositions about the background of characters now. Like the hell is Ian and Sean from and how a Finnish girl decided to go lesbian on a Russian.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/02/12(Thu)00:06 No.17770303

    Well yeah, I mean, after all

    Every girls crazy 'bout a shot glass man
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:06 No.17770306

    >200+post shitstorm
    >ends with everyone having talked out and kinda having a consensus

    fucking /tg/ man.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:08 No.17770322
    >the rest of us aren't from /b/

    I take offense to that. I want to sit down and have a nice long chat with Trude and DEVELOP SOME FUCKING CHARACTER.

    Unfortunately, we have people with no investment in the story coming in and wanting to be so cool and edgy that they can cut themselves on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:08 No.17770329
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    Heres Rommel, Patton and Monty just before they start beating the shit out of each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:10 No.17770346
    Whhat does Rommel draw? Is it any good?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:10 No.17770349
    >its just one of those long days.
    Man up and don't be a whiny bitch about it.
    Your emotions shouldn't get in the way of a rational course of action, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:10 No.17770352
    He draws a picture of his lighter
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:11 No.17770355
    There are other ways to be invested in the story and develop character than having a little cry session with Trude and acting like some fucking schoolgirl who's boyfriend broke up with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:11 No.17770356

    I just kinda want chats in general. I prefer seeing convos than actions in these kinds of stuff. MC doesn't get a lot of chance to just sit down and chat it up with his mates or witches. Jackasses can chats, especially with each other. Or even just more Catch-22 style nutjob conversations.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/02/12(Thu)00:11 No.17770362
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:11 No.17770364

    I wouldn't say we're emotionless, just that we've got issues with showing emotions. We've got a massive superman complex. We're fucking ace fighter pilots; can't let the Sparkles see us bleed.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:11 No.17770366
    ...They do, it's sort of their job. Why do you think women have so much trouble being rational?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:11 No.17770371
    >still bitch about Trude
    Can you guys just leave? You're obviously in the wrong quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:12 No.17770372
    Shall we figure out this three hands thing before we get hammered?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:12 No.17770374

    It's hard to have a decent conversation when you have a few dozen people yelling different things you should say. Such is the nature of quest threads.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:12 No.17770377
    Yes but did you read what i said or did you just see those words and spout shit?

    I essentially agreed to a middle of the road thing and you are giving me shit for it, do you want me to continue this tyrade of retardedness we keep spiraling down on?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:12 No.17770380

    yes slide our hands next to third hand, compare size
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/02/12(Thu)00:13 No.17770385
    Have to agree with this
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:13 No.17770386
    It's a matter of not letting them get in the way, which is something we can do.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:13 No.17770388
    I am so angry!

    So. Angry!

    Look at how angry I am. Now I am swearing! So much profanity. I have all the angers.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:13 No.17770393
    collect enough booze to get well and truly plastered, collect enough bedsheets for a nest, create nest in out of the way room, get smashed and pass out till either it's morning, or you die of alcohol poisoning.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:14 No.17770398
    I think
    handles it nicely
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:14 No.17770399
    Bullfuckingshit. I have one pristine anger right here, and it's MINE.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:14 No.17770410
    ...you can't be serious, can you? You're in the middle of a fucking war, people are dying, and you're equating anyone taking that hard at all as "being a little schoolgirl"? Really?

    You are the kind of person who needs to lose someone. I would kill SOMEONE ELSE just to make you realize how much of a faggot you are. And when you're in shock, or crying, I'll ask you why you're being a fucking schoolgirl. Go find a life or death situation, jump in, and don't come out. Or join the military, do your best to get some combat. Come back with some maturity.
    >> Starshadow 02/02/12(Thu)00:15 No.17770415
    Considering we used our face to break open a closet door then cushion our landing. I'm pretty sure its just our concussion.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:15 No.17770416
    Planefag post already I mean goddamn look at these yokels
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:15 No.17770417
    It's the firstspear AfrikaKorps doujins. I think that's Witches of the Sphinx vol 1.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:15 No.17770418
    look up nogami takeshi on e-hentai
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    >ITT: Less-than-scholarly debate on character development theory.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:15 No.17770424

    Pot, meet kettle, kettle, meet pot.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:15 No.17770426
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:16 No.17770430
    Get booze of choice, go join Trude.
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    You guys won't convince each other or most of anyone here

    Such is the nature of these debates.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:16 No.17770435
    >implying you've done the same
    >> Doc 02/02/12(Thu)00:16 No.17770437

    This is the recommended reading order:

    Tiger in the Desert

    Tiger in the Desert Vol 1

    Tiger in the Desert Vol 2

    The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.01

    The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.02

    The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.03

    All are SFW. (But the site is not)

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:17 No.17770440
    If you didn't say that, then I clearly wasn't talking about you. If you did, then why did you say something that blatantly retarded?

    I want some character too. I enjoy some dogfighting, acting like an amazing asshole, being a bro, and maybe getting a little romance and sexy times too. But I can't seem to get half that shit with these fucking trolls and goddamn white knight "no-waifu" faggots around here. Seriously? With all the fapfiction you assclowns drum up, a little bit of well-written romance to go with amazing action and hijinks planefag puts out is getting your dander up this badly? Go fuck yourselves, the lot of you.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:17 No.17770447
    We aren't god. We get angry and snap at people, we get sad and break down. We're human beings. Sometimes, the rational course isn't the one we take.

    Now, let's do what was being said last thread; get out there and find her ourselves. All you edgy and cool motherfuckers, do this so we can be all "no fucks given" when we find her dead body.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:18 No.17770456
    You sound like an asshole and you probably are, but you have a point. It's easy to be the uncaring asshole right until your friend decides it's a great idea to ventilate his brain. Then when you're standing there together with your friends and none of you can really appreciate what the fuck is happening and people are crying their faces off, it's a little difficult to remain composed and unemotional. Especially when you're nineteen or twenty years old.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:18 No.17770457
    and yet another fucking thread marches steadily towards autosage.
    Seriously guys.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:18 No.17770459
    That doesn't actually address my point, though. There are still other ways to have character development, and the ones you want are stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:18 No.17770461
    Of course I'm going to give you shit for it.
    You helped fuel this entire mess, and I'll not let that go.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/02/12(Thu)00:18 No.17770462
    Sweet evil jesus, the thread has OVER 260 POSTS IN IT, FOUR OF WHICH ARE THE QUESTGIVER.

    Shut the hell up already!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/02/12(Thu)00:18 No.17770465
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    You decide that being afraid of Gnome Shit would be just as bad as anything else, so you head back to the lounge. Ian seems to have the piano mostly in-tune now, and Sakamoto is gloating over a large pile of chips.

    You collapse on one of the couches and snag a beer out of an ice-bucket full of them. "So, what'd you guys do today?"

    "Relaxed," Sean says, glaring at Sakamoto. "Wait. What does that funky eye of yours do?"

    She lifts the eyepatch and winks at him. "Sees through objects."

    "Son of a BITCH!" Sean says, and Sakamoto laughs her ass off, scattering the chips as she flails about in mirth. After that carries on for a while and you finish your first beer, Sean turns to you. "So what've you been up to?"

    "He almost got raped by three girls in the bath, told Patton to fuck off and got locked in a broom closet with Minna," Ian replies immediately.

    You turn to Ian. "I hate you. So much."

    He grins at you. "Oh he's in the armor," he says, mimicking your voice.

    "So much. It's unreal."

    The damage, however, is done. Sakamoto is leaning in, looking incredibly interested. "So, who tried to rape you?"


    "Did they get very far?"

    "The fuck they di-"

    "Did you put up a fight!?"

    "What the hell!?
    >> Doc 02/02/12(Thu)00:19 No.17770469

    Forgot one more:

    Witch in Africa

    (This is about the same time chronologically as the first 3 in the previous post)
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:19 No.17770471
    The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.04
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:19 No.17770472
    So were ignoring a superiors direct order now?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:19 No.17770473
    Apparently you don't know much about the Abrahamic god. Go read the 10 commandments again, think about how incredibly insecure they sound. The god of the bible is an insecure little child, mucking about with his tiny play things.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:19 No.17770474
    Planefag, we're gonna need a massive Martian assault to dislodge the waifufags.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:20 No.17770484
    "Everyone. But I gave no fucks."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:20 No.17770485
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:20 No.17770488
    but we can wave our e-peens and feel like we're right, so fuck if anyone listens to us.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:20 No.17770491
    To be fair, did you see what he was wearing in that bath? I'm not saying he was asking for it, but he was asking for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:20 No.17770493
    Proceed to stare at her and drink beer.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:20 No.17770494

    Chug until we pass out.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:21 No.17770498
    This is why I said alone, I knew they'd give us shit.
    >> Doc 02/02/12(Thu)00:21 No.17770501
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:21 No.17770502
    A mahjong tile.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:21 No.17770504
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    >It's alright to admit it
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:21 No.17770505
    "What? Disappointed you couldn't join in?"
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:21 No.17770510
    so your just pissed because i decided to agree on something?

    this is why i continued to argue your shit. this is fairly obvious to me you have to be some type of troll going out of his way to fuck with the thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:21 No.17770511
    Don't say anything. Just give her a shit eating grin and sip our beer.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:22 No.17770515
    Let's just let this keep going as is. No interference.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:22 No.17770521
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    >pic related
    >how we interact with ever girl in this castle
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:22 No.17770522
    >Drink beer
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:22 No.17770523

    And a whoooooole lotta sage.
    Seriously, we've created a monster. It's /a/, /co/, /k/, and /tg/ all rolled into one giant ball of sperg. Even Heretical Love isn't this bad and that's fanwankery. The best part is a good 60% of this is completely OT chatter. fuckin' needs a chat room for this shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:23 No.17770532
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:23 No.17770539
    How much rage can we fit into a B52?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:24 No.17770543
    All of it
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:24 No.17770545
    Please shut the fuck up and go back to /tg/station, so they can continue to appreciate your stellar intelligence.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:24 No.17770546
    This...this is what happens when the OP of a popular quest thread pops out for a while without telling anyone.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:24 No.17770548
    >implying anyone else here but you and me knows that

    Most religious folks seem to think their god is perfect. I'm sure you understood what I meant.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:25 No.17770563
    Didn't fight back so much as we evaded. It was going well until Trude punched the fuck out of us out of misplaced anger.

    We're letting Trude mull things over on her own for a bit, Minna saved our bacon and didn't even kill us afterward, and now we are going to get bombed. All things considered, our lucky streak is holding out.

    Although perhaps we could deliver Minna's present before we get smashed out of our skull? All the other ones have been delivered.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:25 No.17770564
    /k/ here. Just waiting to hear more about glorious Hispanos
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:25 No.17770568
    either of these work. light trolling would be welcome right now
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:25 No.17770570
    how about we both shut the fuck up, go back and actually go do the thread instead of shitting up this thread further from our duel retardedness.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:25 No.17770571
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:25 No.17770572
    ... Fair enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:25 No.17770575
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/02/12(Thu)00:26 No.17770579
    I feel bad for planefag, I'm glad I don't have this level of shitstorm in my quest
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:26 No.17770580
    "Ian's count is wrong. It was actually four girls."
    Sip beer, be unflapped.
    >> Starshadow 02/02/12(Thu)00:26 No.17770585
    So what did planefag mean when he said Hispanos were unreliable?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:27 No.17770594
    time for a new thread, I guess.

    Or not.

    New thread planefag? Please? We promise not to wreck it again.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:28 No.17770599
    He usually stops around 1, right? We could probably keep this one going until then if we cool it a bit with the stupid shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:28 No.17770603
    This thread is a disgrace. Another example of /tg/ taking a nice thing and ruining it.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/02/12(Thu)00:28 No.17770605
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    "Well, uh, Ian is being stalked by Perrine," you retort.

    "It's not my fault she's certifiable," Ian retorts from deep inside the piano. "Maybe if she got boinked once in a while she'd have someplace to offload the crazy, you know?"

    Sean rubs his head. "You're both idiots. Don't know you know shit about women?"

    Ian's head pops out of the piano, looking angry, and you exchange glances, then glare at Sean together. "We're pilots!" you object in unison.

    Sakamoto and Sean look at each other. "Nnnope," they say.

    "The hell you say!"

    Sakamoto laughs. "These aren't little girls, you know. They're warriors with plenty of battles under their belts. But they're still young, and cooped up on this base, and forbidden from men, and - splash!" she says, pointing at you. "Your outrage is hilarious. You should've seen it coming from a mile away."

    "Wait," you say, patting the air. "Reign it in a sec. Men are forbidden?"

    "Didn't you know?" Sakamoto says, slugging back a beer. "Witches are forbidden from any non-necessary contact with male personnel or civilians."

    "Who the fuck gave THAT order?" you ask, and immediately want to punch yourself in the mouth, 100% sure that Sakamoto will reply with "Me."

    Her answer is almost as bad. "Commander Minna."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:28 No.17770609

    This is what NTR is all about guys, don't worry it's chill, we just line up multiple waifus at once and then shoot them down for another waifu, then shoot her down when you fancy a change.

    Another thought is see if this base has some hot support staff nurses or some shit. Or you know, real women that aren't crazy bitches.

    Though Charlotte and Sakamoto are probably fine, but lets be realistic for a moment. The moment you fuck any of these bitches, you buy into some annoying shit after the fact, this isn't fucking some village girl or some typist on staff, you can avoid those if things go bad. These people will be covering us IN COMBAT, how about we like, not fuck them and stir up the hornets nest.

    Keep our eyes on the prize, make them good wingmen, make them friends if you must, but if we start being the playboy that's going to end in all kinds of drama. Stick to locals, stick to non-combat staff, whatever, but an ass pat or maybe a fun romp at most, nothing long term. Nothing that can be misunderstood.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:29 No.17770618
    "She's not that good at following her own orders let me tell you what"
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:29 No.17770621
    It's not just /tg/, is the problem. If it were just us, we'd have settled on a middle ground before now. It's the other boards being involved that's causing the problems.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:30 No.17770627
    "I want you to know, Sakamoto, that is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever fucking heard. Why?"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/02/12(Thu)00:30 No.17770630

    Finicky little fucking bastards requiring mad tight tolerances. The Russian ShVAK was a perfectly powerful, high-velocity, flat-tajectory cannon and it wasn't a fraction as problematic as the Hispano - lend-lease aircraft that came with Hispanos were soon retrofitted.

    The reason the US didn't field more 20mm guns in their aircraft? We never could get a domestic production line going that made them worth a damn. Too much hand-fitting and such required. And we managed to mass-produce the Merlin, which tells you something.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:30 No.17770632
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    Of course, we do tend to lie harder than the entire yearly lutefisk production of Scandinavia.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:31 No.17770635
    Well next time I see her I'll tell her I'm sorry that the green guys decided to shoot us full of hot shit and force a crash/landing.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:31 No.17770640
    I'm sorry did you say "me" or minna?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:32 No.17770655
    Uhhh....We really WERE going to die. glad we got the hell out of dodge.

    They're almost by default going to be the most developed characters, everyone's going to want to fuck them instead. Sort of inevitable.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:32 No.17770656
    "Ah, one of those 'do as I say, not as I do' commanders, eh?"
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:33 No.17770659
    can we wrap this up before taco bell closes tonight?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:33 No.17770660
    You overestimate /tg/, and how many posters here also frequent many other boards.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:33 No.17770661
    >Papa-N always replying to my posts
    Sheesh at this rate I might as well start namefagging for continuities sake.
    See above as a good example of why this is true. Even when /tg/'s at their most rabid, blind love for a quest, we manage to keep things at least somewhat cogent.
    Dohoho, what you did there, etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:34 No.17770671

    Anyone else figuring that Sean has been getting his dick wet this entire time, more than likely with Sakabroto, while letting you and Ian get stalked by the crazy bitches?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:34 No.17770672

    Eh, if it wasn't for the fact it included all men, not just the ones who are military or staff, it wouldn't be a bad rule. Most of these girls are underage so again, perhaps not so bad but the ones who aren't or are close enough to have something sweet and innocent?

    Yeah, that's sort of annoying. Right now though we have bigger problems and honestly, if some of those girls wanted to break that rule I doubt anyone would really do more then slap them on the wrist. Unlike us, Witches are assets they can't afford to boot out on some COs dumb restriction.

    So fuck it, who cares, another excuse to keep them off us. Maybe some ammo against Minna. Huh, we still have that watch, guess that's going to be our ace in the hole, lets not give it her when she's super pissed though, she'll break it.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:35 No.17770674
    "Trust me when I say that getting laid once in a while is necessary contact for anybody who flies the unfriendly skies. At the very least, I can scrounge up some relevant magazines and let them work off stress themselves."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:36 No.17770686
    Don't you understand though? Minna lost her man and that's so traaaaagic and now nobody else should ever feel that way again.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:36 No.17770687
    take your pick
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:36 No.17770690
    That son oF A BITCH
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:36 No.17770693
    How much smut can we fit in a B-52?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:37 No.17770699
    About a week's worth.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:37 No.17770703
    I see what you tried to do there.

    Anyway, seems like PF's still writing, since there was no "WAT DO". But then again, this is starting to sound like a challenge. It'd be chill to get Sakabroto, Minna, Shirley, and Trude together for booze and reminiscing.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:37 No.17770706
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    Smart Anon
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:38 No.17770709
    Well, if you include the content of Seans mind, all of it forever.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:38 No.17770710
    "Well, I guess that sort of explains things. So Minna wants all the men to herself, then?"
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    all of it
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:38 No.17770713
    >"Did they get very far?"

    >"Did you put up a fight!?"

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:38 No.17770718

    If he is, he's being smart about not saying anything. I doubt it though, Sakamoto might well be up for it, but I figure she respects Minna enough to follow orders and she's experienced enough that if she breaks no fucking men order, she doesn't do it with military staff.

    Sakamoto isn't stupid. She understands the kind of troubles that might occur.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:38 No.17770721
    I like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:40 No.17770739
    You did? Because I was talking out my ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:40 No.17770740
    We are like 30 years too early and we have not nearly enough hair gel.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/02/12(Thu)00:40 No.17770741
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    You snort in utter disbelief. "She's not that good at following her own orders, let me tell you what," you say. "Dragging me into a broom closet for a little 'privacy' and then- then-"

    "Then *what,*" Sakamoto says dangerously.

    "I... kicked down the door and knocked over half the Witches listening in."

    Sakamoto stares at you. "You are a most peculiar man, young pilot."

    "I've been told that at times," you admit, taking another drink. A beautiful chord of music peals from the piano, and Ian grins delightedly. "Ah, got her working," he says, and plops down on the bench to polish the ivories with gusto.

    "He plays?" Sakamoto asks.

    "No, no," you say seriously. "That's his father's ghost, possessing his body." You duck a poker chip for your trouble. "So... why the hell did Minna give an order like that?"

    Sakamoto's eye goes from full-open to half-lidded, all canny-like, and she purses her lips. "I think she should tell you herself."

    "Soley for your own amusement, I think." Sakamoto's eye twinkles with wicked glee, and you feel you're not far off the mark with that one.

    "Come on, ya lumps," Ian says. "Get your asses over here. Let's jam."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:40 No.17770748
    How many B-52s can we fit in a B-52?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:40 No.17770749

    No, I understand that, but it's not worth the effort right now. We are actively avoiding relationships of that nature with them anyway. So what if it's unfair, they could probably be as don't give a fuck about it as we are and get away with it if it became a real issue, but it's not our problem. Just something odd we've been told and will remember should it be useful.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:41 No.17770752
    If only for the explanation we give to Patton after the plane full of smut we were carrying was attacked by Martians and we ended up inadvertantly leaflet bombing a Sunday school picnic with hardcore pornography.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:41 No.17770758
    What about the nurses? He had one on each arm back when we first landed.
    Are they exempt from the no-fraternizing rule?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:41 No.17770759

    Well, Sean did strike me as the most... tactically sound of the three. I wouldn't put it past him at all, either and the fact that him and Sakabroto seem to spend an uncanny amount of time together, if I remember correctly.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:41 No.17770763

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:42 No.17770768
    Interestingly, Two.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:42 No.17770769
    We can definitely fit the entire band in there, and all their equipment.
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    >"Come on, ya lumps," Ian says. "Get your asses over here. Let's jam."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:42 No.17770771
    Play somethin up beat
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:42 No.17770775
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:42 No.17770777
    [x] jam the fuck out
    I smell end-of-session. Can't say I blame you.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:43 No.17770780
    I think it's time to blow this thing, get everyone and stuff together.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:43 No.17770781


    my inner /b/ is probably shining right now, but yes, this.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:43 No.17770783
    Wait, do Ian, Sean and MC perform together as a musical trio?
    -Is Sakamoto about to flood the room in intense orgasm-
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:44 No.17770799
    I swear to god there had better be shirts being torn open somewhere...
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:45 No.17770804
    >yfw hot engineers and gay girls
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:45 No.17770807
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:45 No.17770809
    Did someone say jam? Because I thought I heard someone say jam.

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:46 No.17770816
    Somehow I don't think Tank! on a piano would work all that well.

    Are there other instruments around?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:46 No.17770822
    Oh good, I'm not the only one.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:47 No.17770829
    We could obviously do Piano Black.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/02/12(Thu)00:47 No.17770836
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    You let Ian badger you and Sean into forming up near the piano. You look at him impatiently.

    "Pop the hood, please."

    You groan, and lift the lid of the grand piano. "JESUS CHRIST!" you scream, leaping away from it. "The- the- there's..." you turn to Sean, your face a mask of shock and horror. "Sanya..."

    "A body would weigh down the cables and no noise'd be coming out, fuckhead," Sean says, smacking you upside the head. "I'm Irish, numbnuts, it takes more'n that to put me under, and even more to make me dumber then YOU. Now shut up, you're singing and that's that."

    "Yes, *Dad,*" you grump, but you admit defeat.

    "Now..." Ian says, pondering. "Let's give it... an old classic, shall we?"

    He applies himself to the keys, and you have to admit, he picked a good tune.

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:49 No.17770852
    >Suddenly, 1940's karaoke

    God damn it, planefag. I'm not turning gay for you, and that's final.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:49 No.17770854
    Did somebody say slam? Cause I thought I heard somebody say jam.
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:50 No.17770866
    Meh. I'll allow it
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:51 No.17770881
    Planefag, this better be a smooth jazz version of this to make Sakamoto's spine quiver.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:51 No.17770887
    Wait what was in the piano? I am absolutely confused.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:51 No.17770892

    At least we didn't pick this song
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/02/12(Thu)00:51 No.17770893
    What did he put under there?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:52 No.17770896
    Nothing, MC tried to get a rise out of Sean and it didn't work.

    But seriously, where the fuck is Sanya?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:52 No.17770897
    Fairly sure he was just trying to spook Sean.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:52 No.17770903

    Can we even hit all the notes?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:52 No.17770904

    >> Major Airlift 02/02/12(Thu)00:52 No.17770910
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:52 No.17770913
    It was an attempt to get out of singing.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:53 No.17770917
    Clearly we must get the German women stinking drunk.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:54 No.17770932
    Actually, we should get some jazz piano going. Everyone in the 30s and 40s loved jazz, even if the Nazis prohibited it.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:54 No.17770933

    Would rather hear Mina's rendition of Lili Marleen.

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/02/12(Thu)00:57 No.17770957
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    You, Ian and Sean pick up the tune, singing with gusto. You've always loved this song, and you have no trouble singing with feeling. The huge lobby with the vaulted ceilings and the railings and huge staircase make a fantastic echo chamber, and your strong voices blend well, echoing around the huge chamber impressively.

    You and Sean lock arms around each others shoulders, reaching your free limbs out dramatically like opera singers, belting the lyrics at the ceiling dramatically, enjoying singing in a place you could actually hear yourselves for a change. A piano that's in tune is nice, too, and you're all relatively sober. As far as you're concerned, it's a fucking operatic performance.

    You're all fully into it by the time you hit your favorite part.

    "Minds of men, fashioned a crate-of-thun-der~ Sent it high, into the blue!" you sing. "Hands of men, blasted the world-a-sun-der, how they lived, god only knew!" You're feeling fine now, and your misery from earlier is almost forgotten. "Souls of men, dreaming of skies-to-con-quer, gave us wings, ever to soar!"

    Yeah, it's going to be okay. As you sing on, you see Minna standing on the grand staircase, about halfway down, staring at you. There's surprise in her eyes... and something else... but Sean nudges you to keep you on track and you finish the song properly.

    Minna finishes her transit and approaches your trio. She speaks to you first.

    "You can SING?"

    >Smartass reply where?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:58 No.17770968
    Well duh, I'm not just another pretty face you know.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:58 No.17770969
    just stick your tongue out at her
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:58 No.17770973
    The only proper response is to pokerface.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:59 No.17770975
    "Of course, I'm a Pilot."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:59 No.17770976
    that's good, but let's not forget http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irZmknvOB4I
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:59 No.17770977
    Sure thing sweet cheeks. Want a lesson? wink wink
    >> Major Airlift 02/02/12(Thu)00:59 No.17770980
    I like this one.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:59 No.17770981
    "Just another thing where I'm plain better than you all."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)00:59 No.17770988
    It's more efficient to ask what we can't do rather than what we can.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:00 No.17770990
    I was going to say something suggesting that we suggest all dashing pilots can sing, but I like the trend of role reversal we've had going for a while better.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:00 No.17770991
    "Yeah? can you?"
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:00 No.17770992
    "Better than you can court-martial."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:00 No.17770993

    This. So much.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:00 No.17770995
    What we do is more like spirited yelling, but maybe if Minna joined in there'd be some actual talent involved.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/02/12(Thu)01:00 No.17770997
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/02/12(Thu)01:00 No.17770999
    "What, you thought I would keep you in the DARK about it?"
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:00 No.17771000
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    "Yes...what, you thought that my rugged good looks and unparalleled skill in flying were the limits of my merits?"
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:01 No.17771001

    "Ya damn straight, I am a very cunning linguist."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:01 No.17771002
    This, can't think of anything wittier myself.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:01 No.17771006
    I'd say to respond with the german national anthem, but i'm not sure pilotman would stoop to belting out 'deutcheland uber alles'
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/02/12(Thu)01:02 No.17771009
    Has to be this
    >> Will 02/02/12(Thu)01:02 No.17771013
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:02 No.17771020
    This is pretty good, tbh
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:03 No.17771025
    What if we combine the two:
    "Well, duh, I'm not just another pretty face, you know. I'M a PILOT."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:03 No.17771026
    >somehow reads as cunnilingus

    Welp, I fail sometimes, but that takes the cake.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:04 No.17771034
    i want to second this.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:04 No.17771035
    I like these
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:04 No.17771036
    "Nope. But Ian's a damn good ventriloquist."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:04 No.17771037
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    That's the point.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:04 No.17771040
    ...that is entirely the point.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:04 No.17771041

    "I'm housebroken too."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:04 No.17771047
    Additionally: "I'm not playing hard-to-get, because it's fun, I'm playing hard-to-get because I'm a hell of a catch."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:05 No.17771057
    These two please
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:05 No.17771058
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:06 No.17771068

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:07 No.17771072
    Seriously, you've never heard of 'cunning linguist' before?
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/02/12(Thu)01:07 No.17771076
    That works.
    That's the joke
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:08 No.17771081
    >implying Ian has his hand up our ass
    Noooo don't give her ammo.
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:08 No.17771083
    No, that would backfire stupendously.
    <Minna> "Yeah, I can tell you like men shoving things up your ass."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:08 No.17771086
    IC: "When you need to breathe unpressurized at 35,000 feet, you tend to develop a pretty good set of pipes."

    OOC (sort of): I don't care that it's anachronistic; the next song we do is Vulgaris Magistralis, as loud as we can possibly make it.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:09 No.17771088
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    "I'm not just another pretty face, you know?"

    "He learned as a church choirboy so it probably didn't huuuuuurt," Sean leers. He forgot you still had your arms around each others shoulders, so you unceremoniously duck your head under his and get him in an arm-lock.

    "The filthy Irish-Catholic apologies," Ian snickers, "or it gets the noogie again!"

    Minna is still staring. Her gaze travels between Ian and Sean, but eventually ends up back on you.

    "But- but you're GOOD!"

    "Not really," you say. "I've just sang that one a million times."

    "Formal events?"

    "Lord no, I don't need any more work then what they already give me. Just screwing around in the O-Club. It's one of my favorites."


    You open your mouth to answer her when Ian prods you. "C'mon, another one. Battle Hymn?"

    "Men of Harloch!" Sean protests.

    "What's a good Irishman like you doing supporting filthy Welshman?" Ian teases.

    "You do strange things for the women you love," Sean says mysteriously, making Ian's ears perk. "Especially for your mom."

    "Never sleep," Ian replies good-naturedly. He looks at you. "Tie-breaker?"

    You're about to make up your mind when Eila comes belting down the stairway, yelling incoherently. Minna looks perturbed, and intercepts her halfway down the staircase.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:10 No.17771105
    Awwww shit.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/02/12(Thu)01:10 No.17771108
    You know, this is a pretty much perfect opportunity to give Minna the watch
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:11 No.17771115
    What, right before a scramble?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:11 No.17771116
    She and Sanya really need to learn the importance of proper lubrication.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:11 No.17771118

    Oh what is she up to no-

    >Fortune telling

    ....is it RAEGTIEM now?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:12 No.17771120
    >Minna perturbed
    Could be another Martian squadron or buzz bomb raid.
    Better stow the humor until we know for sure.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:12 No.17771121
    News @ 8 - pilot's singing attracts all the aliums on erf. Castle brian masered down to the foundations to make him shut up.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:12 No.17771127

    Go go gadget ears. Assuming we understand which language she's babbling in. Problem with anime is everyone speaks Japanese.
    >> Major Airlift 02/02/12(Thu)01:12 No.17771128
    She might explode in confusion.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:12 No.17771135
    If we wait, we set a death flag for ourself. This would be a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:13 No.17771139

    don't fail me now, I've done enough of that for one day
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:13 No.17771143
    She's either drunk off her ass and wants to sing, or drunk off her ass and ALIUMS!
    Either way, NEW THREAD WHERE?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:13 No.17771147
    Battle Hymn.
    You getting that itch as well? I seriously hope they don't attack like this, we have no way of fighting back.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:13 No.17771148

    Or embarrassment. Both are equally good and equally plausible.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/02/12(Thu)01:13 No.17771152
    ...Or at least it was
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:14 No.17771154
    She's probably just annoyed at all the noise we were making. 10 of the dollars says this ends up like that one episode where they all end up stumbling into the lounge and have a little party.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:14 No.17771161
    >"Men of Harloch!" Sean protests.
    It's 'Harlech', you charlatain. :p
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:14 No.17771169

    Oh it is likely a scramble.

    What I AM predicting is NEXTTIEM and alllll the RAGE it brings.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:15 No.17771174
    The Widow has some holes, but none that hit vital systems.
    We would need the ammo loaded and the fuel tank filled. How long would that take?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:15 No.17771180
    She's Finnish, which means she gets to sing something by Nightwish.

    Or, if we count her as a Swede, something by Sabaton.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:15 No.17771181
    Don't they have ground batteries?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:16 No.17771188
    This. Or else she is bitching that sanya is not around.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:16 No.17771189

    The fuel tank was never hit, that was beer leaking out.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:16 No.17771192

    BTW, if we are to be singing a song, it should be this one.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:16 No.17771194
    10 minutes to refuel an M1 abrams using modern tech, how fucking long do you think?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:16 No.17771199
    >lol Japanese.
    Because implied translation. They canonically speak English with each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:17 No.17771212
    Nope, she's definitely Finnish.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:18 No.17771217

    Oh, I assumed. But it does make the language issue a bit muddled all the same, no?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:18 No.17771226
    Yeah, but we were only operating at a half tank on our excursion, before we did those combat maneuvers against those buzzbombs and their parasite craft.

    I expected 20 minutes. Are you implying that it would be closer to 30 or 40?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:18 No.17771231
    Agreeing with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:18 No.17771232
    It had little fuel in it in the first place, and we burned nearly all of it getting back.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:18 No.17771233

    Shit yes it's flak gun time.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/02/12(Thu)01:19 No.17771240
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    "Dames," Sakamoto says, slouching in exactly the way Sean tends to. "Always something else with 'em, huh?" She cuts her eyes at you. "Did you see Minna's face?"

    "Yeah, I did," you say, thoughfully. When she first looked at you, there was... something sad. Something buried.

    It was almost vul-

    "-Now if we could just get you housebroken she'd have a keepr," Sakamoto continues, and Ian snickers into his keyboard.

    "She could sure use a cunning linguist on the staff," Sean says.

    "Licking cold flagpoles," Ian says almost inaudibly, and Sakamoto smiles at him.

    "She's not so bad, at all," the tall Japanese pilot says sadly. "It's just hard for anyone to smile these days. Especially this week."

    Minna comes back down the staircase, looking perturbed. "Eila says Sanya is speaking in tongues, in her sleep. Strange, alien tongues."

    "No shit, she's Russian," you say. "They all sound like that. Like when you get popcorn stuck in the back of your throat in the theater, except it's a vodka cork."

    Ian just taps you on the shoulder and points at the head of the staircase, where Sanya is currently lying.


    As you watch, she floats out over the center of the room, lying flat, on her back, babbling some convoluted silibance with just enough form and structure to give it the feel of language. Hideous, twisted language.

    Ian looks at you.

    "Do they do that in Russia, genius?"
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:19 No.17771245
    Remember they almost shot us when we came in to land?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:20 No.17771252
    We're over 450 posts now. Time for archive and new thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:20 No.17771254
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    Minna was supposed to study music with her dead boyfriend. Minna also sings.

    I sense a great disturbance in the force.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:20 No.17771259
    So are we just going to assume it's ALIUMS? Seems kinda rushed after the last attack. In that we beat them off good
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:21 No.17771263

    "Huh. That's new."

    That's all. We leave the witches to their witchy business.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:21 No.17771266
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:21 No.17771268
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:21 No.17771269
    >where sanya is currently lying


    Alright, fuck this shit, I don't even know what do.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:21 No.17771270
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:21 No.17771271
    Her Witch powers are radar and radio-based, right?
    So she's tuned into a Martian radio frequency?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:22 No.17771272

    Oh wtf is going on.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:22 No.17771273
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:22 No.17771275
    ... what.
    Nobody touch her. Poke her with something non-conductive.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:22 No.17771277
    We're not going to have to perform an exorcism, are we?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:22 No.17771282
    Oh Christ we need the Ghost Busters for this one.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:22 No.17771283
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    "They do a lot of weird shit in Russia. Sometimes they don't even filter the moonshine before they decant the still."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:22 No.17771288
    You sir, are onto something.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:22 No.17771290
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:23 No.17771297
    Depends on the vehicle, but to be fair, it's not exactly like fuel-pumping technology has come a long way in 60 years. The biggest issue with the Abrams (and because planes do the same thing) is that it literally takes time for the fuel to settle between the multiple fuel-tanks.
    ...What in the actual fuck?
    >> The Technologist 02/02/12(Thu)01:23 No.17771302
    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

    "You've got yourself a Great Old One infestation there. You're probably gonna wanna purge it, with some good old fashioned .50 cal aspirin."
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:23 No.17771304
    Yup, special cold air powers, it makes the stuff nearly as dense as water so some people manage to float on it.

    Any other questions for me to make up insane answers to in order to make life normal?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/02/12(Thu)01:23 No.17771306
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    Next thread: Saturday. I get off work at 7, so we'll have to start a little later; but we'll run till 2:00 or 3:00 AM, if possible.

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:23 No.17771309
    >"Do they do that in Russia, genius?"
    "Who fucking knows."

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:23 No.17771314
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:23 No.17771315
    Entirely possible. Would our protagonist here know that much, though?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:24 No.17771320
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:24 No.17771322
    Yeah, I think I read about this in the New York Post. Russians always sleep like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:24 No.17771325

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    Ok its not that bad today.

    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:24 No.17771329
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    First martians, now elder gods. Dayum.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/02/12(Thu)01:24 No.17771331
    Good show and good timing, gotta be up early
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:24 No.17771332
    If this setting had the Ghost Busters, no one in their right mind would challenge Earth, they have protonic accelerators that you can wear, on your back. Seriously, they fought Cthulhu, and won. The Ghost Busters are fucking hard core.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:24 No.17771334
    Alright, I'm gonna need an old priest, a young priest and something to clean the pea soup off the walls with.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:25 No.17771342

    I was prepared this time. No tears from me today, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:25 No.17771343
    He knows that Sanya is their Night Witch, and that she has radar powers because he knew enough to dive down to the weeds to hide from her after bouncing her.

    So yeah, I think he has enough in-game knowledge to make the connection.
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:25 No.17771351
    why do I have to close on saturday.

    What timezone are you in, planefag? I might still make it in time.
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:26 No.17771358
    He could make a wild guess, but this is definitely beyond our paygrade.

    For that matter, do the girls even know what's going on?
    This one already run to 3:20 my time, planefag. WHY U DO DIS I ALREADY HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING AS IT IS

    Waiting warmly for Saturday.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:26 No.17771361
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:27 No.17771368

    We do know she runs night missions for the witches, and sings all the fucking time over the radio. It's why we buzzed them WAAAAAAAAAAY back in the first thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:27 No.17771373


    This quest runs till 630am on my side.

    I am, literally, not sleeping.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:29 No.17771395
    Has this one been archived?
    >> Major Airlift 02/02/12(Thu)01:29 No.17771399
    East coast master race? See you saturday, planefag!

    I'm betting on a prank. It seems an Eila thing to do. If not, how does what stop martian brain hacking?
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:29 No.17771401
    5:30 PM Australia eastern daylight time master race.
    ... now I have nothing to do until dinner. Lame.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:33 No.17771438
    Since he said that he was running this one today at 6 pm his time, which is also 6pm my time (unless I misread him, but that was when the quest started) I'd say he central US time, which is -6 I believe, sounds about right
    >> Starshadow 02/02/12(Thu)01:34 No.17771453
    In Soviet Russia, radio comes from you!

    See you guys saturday.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:34 No.17771456
    Alright then! I'll be like 3 hours late :/
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:35 No.17771472
    It appears not.
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/02/12(Thu)01:42 No.17771561
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    >pic related

    -5 GMT. I'd do it Friday, but I close on Fridays myself. gogogastation


    Gonna have to up my game.
    >> Major Airlift 02/02/12(Thu)01:43 No.17771578
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    Or step it up! Blow our minds!
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 02/02/12(Thu)01:44 No.17771585
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    >sakuya reaction
    >occasional touhou pics
    >asshole protagonist
    >no clue with women

    ... wait.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:48 No.17771648
    FUCK ME that's even worse :/ 7 there'll be 6 here,
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)01:58 No.17771739
    So now that things are calming down, some conjecture.

    If some random German clockmaker knows about "Gnomes" or wizards or whatever we're calling them, do the military brass know? I mean, it seems odd that we get three possible wizards in the same plane, flying out of a base that close to Sparkle City.

    Maybe the brass doesn't know, but there's something or someone above even Patton's paygrade who's pulling strings, manipulating events to push the human race to victory.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:04 No.17771801

    You're on to something?

    Share, man!
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:12 No.17771901
    He was told by another wizard/warlock/gnome. Presumably, they keep it secret. Also presumably, there's a lot more than anyone realizes because male magic expresses itself as an extreme aptitude for their chosen field.

    We really aren't going to be throwing fireballs around. We're just going to get an extra 20 mph out of our engines.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:15 No.17771942
    Maybe this world's equivalent of the Manhattan Project?
    Seeing as the only way to confirm whether someone is a wizard or not is to throw them into a situation and see if they exhibit superhuman luck, maybe the project planners decided that throwing pilots into the fight and seeing if they survive was the most efficient testing method.
    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:25 No.17772021

    Would be fun is Sparkle City became the depositing bin for "gifted" pilots.

    Also, Minna flipped her shit with just a couple of good ol' American aircrew with standard good ol' American hijinks. Imagine what would happen if she got some real shit-disturbers like the Black Sheep on that Island.

    The shit VF214 pulled would probably put her into a Stress BSOD. I can see it now... MC walks into her office with her huddled on the floor behind her desk, rocking back and forth. "Can't leave room... Black Sheep... Bananas... Where did they get bananas?"
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    >> Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)02:47 No.17772222
    I'm laughing way harder then I should be
    >> Starshadow 02/02/12(Thu)05:15 No.17773444
    I get the feeling that wizards have always existed. The reason there are so few of them is not because men lack talent. Its that few men are put into situations that push their boundaries. And fewer still recognize their magic for what it is. Those that do know tend to keep things a secret, lest they provoke a witch hunt.

    It takes a wizard to recognize a wizard. And political genius is another form of magic right? There must be at least one running things behind the scenes.

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