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    38 KB STRIKE WITCHES: NAVAL OPS planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)01:13 No.17731392  
    In the past seventy-two hours, you've engaged in two aerial engagements, one protracted ground firefight, and managed to talk shit to about three or four massively superior officers without getting strangled with your own intestines. Oh, and you were throttled once and kissed twice by a homicidal French girl.

    In short, you reek with more stress-sweat then should be possible for one man to produce. It's time for a shower.

    The facilities in Castle Barin, in general are like a dream compared to the shitty accommodations at Eastchurch. The engineers long ago learned to take their wrenches into the communal showers to adjust the temperature, and sometimes you have to run back and forth between one showerhead freezing cold and another scorching hot in some halfassed attempt to equal them out, all while applying GI soap that lathers about as well as an old boot. Hence you can't wait to see what heavenly setup the Castle provides.

    Slouching down a side hallway, you almost trip over Yoshika. "Hey, kiddo. I brought that fish you wanted back with me?"

    "You did? Arigato!" she squeals happily. "Uh, I mean, thank you."

    "No problem. Hey, could you tell me where the showers are?"

    "The... showers?"

    "Bathing facilities?"

    Yoshika opens her mouth, as if to warn you, but closes it again. "In the basement."

    "Near the kitchen?"

    "That's not really the basement. The walls are just all stone down there, since it's on the ground-floor of the castle, where the walls are thickest. The baths are underneath there."

    "Ah," you say. "Thanks." Taking your things from your barracks bag, you deposit your stuff in your quarters and head on downstairs.
    >> Major Airlift 01/30/12(Mon)01:15 No.17731425

    So. Who wants to take bets on how many naked girls are down there? I say no less than four.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:15 No.17731427
    I think I know where this is heading.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:15 No.17731432
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    Finally the full glory of this pic can be revealed
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:16 No.17731435


    Oh dear god. Who are we walking in on?

    >We really walked right into this
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:16 No.17731436
    Can't imagine there's many. Little Yoshika probably wouldn't tell us if there was anyone down there we could do lewd things to.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:16 No.17731438
    time for some HOTSPRINGS HIJINKS
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:16 No.17731445
    I say 3, tops, but no less than 1.
    That 1 being Minna, knowing our non-Wizard luck.
    >> The Technologist 01/30/12(Mon)01:16 No.17731447
    This can only end badly.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:16 No.17731448
    >hot tub episode
    Oh boy here we go.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:17 No.17731458
    No fucks, gentlemen. No fucks whatsoever.
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 01/30/12(Mon)01:17 No.17731459
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    if they're showers with fixed shower heads 4 ft up wall

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:17 No.17731465
    Shall we play it safe and shout into the baths to see if they're empty before we even get undressed?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:18 No.17731467
    Seen the Anime.
    This can only end well.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:18 No.17731474
    I never got why there was a communal bath in a British Castle. I sort of got the Roman one, but not this one.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:18 No.17731475
    I don't think it matters how many we find down there. We should be disrobing en route, and if need be force our way into an open stall/bath/whatever.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:18 No.17731482

    fuck it, just go in. if its a communal bath then its a communal bath. cant be helped.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:18 No.17731483
    >Naval Ops

    Oh boy.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:19 No.17731485
    So, if it does turn out that there's someone down there, then that means that Yoshika is learning from us on how to be an asshole.

    I guess...this is what we asked for.
    I was wondering if we were ever going to get hoisted by our own petard.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:19 No.17731486
    Fuck no. What is wrong with you?
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/30/12(Mon)01:19 No.17731487
    This should be interesting, but remember folks, NGAF.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:19 No.17731489
    This. We do not give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:19 No.17731490
    Frenchie is likely, given how dirty she must (pretend) to feel after our kiss.
    We should take a newspaper down. Nice quiet read in the bath.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:19 No.17731493
    Is it that friggin onsen? If it is you better wear a toga into it
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:19 No.17731496
    Every god damned college dorm ever.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:19 No.17731499
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    Nah. Just march right on in there. They can clear out if they want to.

    We're here to shower. If any of the Witches have a problem with it, then pic related.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:20 No.17731501

    the Romans built it. brits just inherited it
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)01:20 No.17731502
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    You take your time, trying all the side-corridors you can. You need to learn your way around eventually, and you really don't want to bump into any brass just yet. Superior officers can smell blood in the water, and an asshole-tearing frenzy quickly ensues if you fuck up in proximity to two or more of them. You saw it in basic: one hapless airman buried under a horde of knife-hand DIs. And that was the Air Corps basic, which hardly qualifies at all. You want no part of it.

    Besides, the shakes are starting again, and nobody needs to see that, either.

    When you finally find the baths, you're surprised at the warm steam coming up the stairwell. Then you get in deeper, and find out what's up.

    "You... fucking... bastards..."

    You should've known, really. The castle was originally built in Roman times, and even though most of that ancient construction has long since been built over or flat-out removed, the depths of the castle are still mostly ancient Roman construction. And if a geothermal spring was on tap, the Romans would build, of course, a Roman-style bath.

    A communal bath.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)01:20 No.17731506
    >kick open door
    >wash up no matter who/what we find, while not giving a fuck
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:20 No.17731512
    We're gonna barge in there and plop ourselves right in the bath.
    5 witches? no witches?
    No. Fucks.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:20 No.17731514
    No lewdness. I'm pretty sure we'd be a little too tired at this point.

    Plus, with all the stuff we've bought/stolen and flown back in for them, risking our ass and all, I think they owe us a nice soak.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:21 No.17731517

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:21 No.17731528

    When in Rome, do as romans do.

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:21 No.17731529
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    Time to get wet.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:21 No.17731531
    Time to not give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:22 No.17731533
    hey guys, lurkfag here. ive been reading up in the archives and just wanted to say great quest planefag! also to all the players: Kudos on playing such an excellent character.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:22 No.17731534
    Ave True to Kaisar
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:22 No.17731537
    We decided on a goddamn shower, so we're going to have a fucking shower. And if we can't have a shower, then a bath is the next best thing.

    Other people in the bath? Fucks given: nil.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:22 No.17731538
    Why is this a problem.
    Disregard clothes, acquire towel.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)01:22 No.17731541
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:22 No.17731542
    Communal bath?

    Undress, wash, enter bath, relax. We fucking deserve a chance to relax after the shit we went through.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:22 No.17731543
    >open door calmly like a normal person.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:22 No.17731544
    If anyone asks who we are we say this:
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:23 No.17731545
    And when in Rome... if this is how the bathing works here, then that's how you're going to roll. No fucks given.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:23 No.17731547

    Zero fucks, its bath time, if anyone complains, a plane full of booze just landed, get it while its not in the engineers stomachs.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:23 No.17731548
    I don't really see how this is a bad thing for us. I mean we're not really all that modest - we're a pilot ffs - and it's not like we'll complain about the view if we've got company. At most, it's just a bit impractical not having a shower available.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:23 No.17731549
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:23 No.17731553

    >Communal baths
    You're a soldier! This is the moment you've been trained for all your life!

    Back straight, eyes level, soap never leaves your hands. Two minutes lather, two minutes rinse, one minute soak.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:24 No.17731555
    Into an shallow bath?
    Of Course, our massive iron balls will keep us safe.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:24 No.17731566

    We are kind of trying to avoid people noticing our adrenaline shakes. That's a important part.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:25 No.17731569
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    Disregard witches
    Acquire hot bath
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:25 No.17731572
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    barge in. and get in the warm water.

    0 fucks about anything else

    >brothers sreffe
    indeed captcha
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)01:25 No.17731574
    so long as the water is 3.5->4ft deep, unless you are diving off an elevated platform, you should be fine.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:25 No.17731575
    Then all the more reason to get in there quickly so we can relax in the water.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:25 No.17731577
    Don't drop the soap.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/30/12(Mon)01:25 No.17731578
    Time to go in there like Caesar returning to Rome as a conquering hero. NGAF, and just start cleaning up.

    At this point, after three fights, a harrowing trip, Paddy, those little parasite fighters, a communal bath is the least of our worries.
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)01:26 No.17731590
    This pic is amazing. The only thing we are missing is our 1911 automatic in-hand. We used it to break the canopy lock remember?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:27 No.17731599
    Work up a boner before walking in.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)01:27 No.17731602
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    You are a Fighter Pilot. Master of the skies, master of his fate, and above all, a guy who never has to sleep alone. But despite all that, you're a gentlemen. It's a matter of great pride amongst your fellowship that you could get laid in a nunnery - and barging into a communal bath full of young, naked women makes it seem like you're some kind of crass, no-class loser. Or, god forbid, an infantryman.


    You lean over and roll up your thrice-dirtied GI pants, strip off your upper-body attire, and for your last act, take your silk flight scarf and tie it around your eyes.

    There. Pervert-proof.

    Carefully, you tread into the bath, stepping as lightly as possible, feeling ahead with your toes. In the steam and the mist, chances are excellent that you won't be spotted.

    A great theory, until you trip and fall into the water with a great splash.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:28 No.17731607
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    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 01/30/12(Mon)01:28 No.17731608
    xkcd.com/779/ ?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:28 No.17731615
    Sorry, I forgot to mention that part to Sir Doodlefag
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:28 No.17731616
    We probably aready have one with how much our blood has been flowing.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:28 No.17731619
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)01:28 No.17731620
    Guys when we finish our bath we must become TOGA SANTA. Spreading cheer to girls both naughty and nice!

    (but wear pants this time)
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:29 No.17731626
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:29 No.17731629
    No boners, no kick-in-the-door gameplay, no cannonballs. Just washing and relaxing. If witches are present, they can leave or stay at their own discretion.

    But we just brought many gifts and kicked alien ass. We are the hero of the day. If we want to bathe, nothing will stop us.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:30 No.17731641

    Hey, that works.

    Baths are probably empty though... until someone comes by to snigger at our soaked silk...

    You got the fucking scarf wet...
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)01:30 No.17731644
    >with pants

    What are we, a fucking barbarian?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:30 No.17731645
    The players have the No Fucks Given part down, but they have as much class as a fucking ground-pounder, or Hell, a jarhead.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:30 No.17731646

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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:30 No.17731650
    next character
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:31 No.17731662

    >Falls into the water with a great splash

    God damn it. We fell on someone and our hands/face is on/near something it should not be near.

    Fucking classic.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:31 No.17731667
    Oh god, we tripped and fell inside one of the Witches and nobody will believe it was an accident.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:32 No.17731671
    Yes, and now it's time to sack Rome.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:32 No.17731672
    the fuck is this? we're supposed to be part of the same squadron as the witches now, aren't we? there's no time for modesty in war, and they're going to have to get used to that. This is just stupid, and seems like OP trying to stir up trouble more than anything
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)01:32 No.17731674
    >yfw it turns out to be fucking Patton taking a bath
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)01:32 No.17731675

    (But yeah, keep the boxers. Jailbait, anger, witches, etc)
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:32 No.17731676
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    >> Major Airlift 01/30/12(Mon)01:33 No.17731687
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:33 No.17731690


    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:34 No.17731699
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    This is the entirety of my fetishes.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)01:35 No.17731706
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    Oh well, it's okay. Who would be here in the middle of the day, at any rate?

    "Trude? Is that you?"

    You briefly think about Conrad again, and his views on luck. Judging from your luck on the ground versus in the air, you admit that support accrues for his position at an alarming rate.

    Silently, you get your feet under you. Nose just above the water, you cruise low through the steam, like a prowling alligator.

    "No answer. Must be Sanya," somebody laughs. "Come on, Sanya, don't be so shy!" You hear the sound of somebody splashing towards you playfully.

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:35 No.17731710
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    >play strike witches quest
    >fuck patton

    works for me.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:36 No.17731713
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:36 No.17731717

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:36 No.17731719

    Perrine. Handcuffs. Blindfold.

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:36 No.17731720
    Oh god, it must be Erica or Eila.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)01:36 No.17731721
    I don't even know why, but yes
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:36 No.17731723
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:36 No.17731725
    Greet. It sounds like Charlotte, maybe we'll get lucky and not get kicked in the nuts.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:37 No.17731729

    greet. the witches CAN kill us pretty easily you know. best not push our luck.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:37 No.17731731
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:37 No.17731733
    Press your advantage


    Not like that
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:37 No.17731737


    I have no idea what this is, and as such, it is clearly the correct option.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:37 No.17731738
    This..this will end badly.

    State who we are, and state we have a scarf around our eyes. We give no fucks about peeping, we are just exhausted and want to take a relaxing bath.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:37 No.17731739


    Also, does it sound like any of the witches we've hung out with?
    >> Major Airlift 01/30/12(Mon)01:37 No.17731744

    There's no safe way out of this!

    > Greet

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.17731745
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.17731747

    Seconded... We're in one hell of a pickle here. and if we greet while blindfolded, we might be able to spin it into a joke instead of hysterics.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.17731750
    >Awake in the middle of the day

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.17731751
    >not watching Hunt For Red October
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 01/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.17731753
    aileron roll!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.17731754
    Greet. We need this fucking bath. Not going to let a witch fuck this up for us.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.17731756
    Crazy Ivan.

    I have no idea what it will do, but I don't give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.17731761
    fuck telling them that, who cares? they'll see soon enough, so it's safe to let them find that out themselves
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.17731762
    1. In the book and movie "The Hunt for Red October", a sharp turn made by a Russian submarine to look behind it with sonar.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:39 No.17731766
    We're still wearing our pants, yes?
    Assuming the blindfold is still intact, play dead.
    If not, greet and try to face away.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:39 No.17731772
    Just wash up and get the hell done with this, no playing.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:39 No.17731779

    "No, it's me. Don't freak out, I'm blindfolded. I completely stink, I'm tired, I had another engagement on the way home, and I just want to relax in the water."
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:39 No.17731785

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:40 No.17731786
    Play dead.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:40 No.17731787
    "Nope, Chuck (lastnamehere)."
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:40 No.17731788
    yeah, but what does it mean in this context?
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)01:40 No.17731790
    Could we try impersonating Patton's voice?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:40 No.17731791


    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:40 No.17731794
    This is the only sensible course of action.

    wtf is all that? we don't need to justify ourselves. if they want privacy they shouldn't use communal baths
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:40 No.17731795

    A crazy Ivan is a manuver where a sub takes a hard turn while turning their screws off.

    If it is done quickly enough and with enough surprise, it allows a sub to check it's screws for a stalking enemy sub trying to hide in their engine noise.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/30/12(Mon)01:40 No.17731797
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    Dive! Dive! Run silent, run deep. (Kidding. I just wanted to use that line.)

    No, we greet them back. A good explanation should cover our presence there.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:41 No.17731801

    Ooooh, that's what it is. And what it's from. Been a while since I've seen that movie. I'll have to pick it up sometime.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:41 No.17731802

    This works, I think.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:41 No.17731805
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:41 No.17731806
    It means an eyeful of naked Witch.
    So to everyone suggesting Crazy Ivan:
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)01:41 No.17731809
    beats me?
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    Because we are a gentleman as well as someone who gives no fucks. It is customary to make others aware of your presence when it is inappropriate to not.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:42 No.17731815
    >A good explanation should cover our presence there

    We stink and haven't had a bath in three days. How much more explaining do we need?

    Oh god. What if it's Minna? And she's playful? How horrifying.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:42 No.17731816
    What part of "no fucks given" don't you fags understand?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:42 No.17731820
    Glide backwards at them in the poor visibility.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:42 No.17731821

    They'll never see it ocming.
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    Instinct is to turn toward sounds, pilots are ALL INSTINCT ALL THE TIME.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:43 No.17731824
    Your vision is augmented. Dodge the bullet
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:43 No.17731826
    I agree with the crazy ivan plan. We can listen for whoever might else might be here before we make another move.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:43 No.17731827
    Crazy Ivan
    We don't give a fuck
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:43 No.17731828
    It's not inappropriate here. It's the only bathing facility on base (or at least, the only one for pilots), so it's entirely proper for us to be here.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:43 No.17731829

    Play the sanya angle for lulz

    "I didn't see her come in, are you sure it's her?"

    Pause for effect.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:43 No.17731834
    What part of "I'm too fucking tired for this bullshit" is too hard for YOU to understand?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:43 No.17731835
    Oh snap, THIS.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:44 No.17731839
    ...or this.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:44 No.17731840
    Wanting to be left to our bath seems to not be giving a fuck to me. I invite you to suck a dozen dicks, good sir.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:44 No.17731841
    This is perfect
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:44 No.17731843
    >naked probably-underage witches
    We give fucks where our continued capacity for living is on the line, and there are no Martians to take down with us.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:44 No.17731844
    You know who else gives no fucks?
    Classless ground-pounder louts who don't give a fuck.
    Now, are you a pilot with class and who gives no fucks, or a damn dirty ground-pounder?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:44 No.17731845

    DO IT
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:44 No.17731849
    Sorry, you or the MC? Cause if it's the MC, then why go through that whole explanation when you could already be relaxing instead
    >> Major Airlift 01/30/12(Mon)01:45 No.17731852

    Changing my vote! This is too awesome to pass up!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:45 No.17731853

    Oh yeah, that's perfect.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:46 No.17731858
    Ha! That's great! Let's do that.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:46 No.17731859
    Quarter to one. Planefag is dragging this out.

    Cliffhanger ending soon, Stalker. Bet you it's Perrine with those fucking handcuffs.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:46 No.17731860
    Well, technically Sanya IS am Ivan...
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:46 No.17731861
    Because staving off a fit of hysterics helps our relaxation.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:46 No.17731864

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:46 No.17731865
    There's no need for a groveling explanation. It's a military base, nudity shouldn't really be an issue here, so let's ignore them.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)01:46 No.17731866
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    Well, you're not going down without a fight. You execute a crash-dive, ducking under the water and changing direction by ninety-degrees. You slip away under water as far as possible, coming up on what you judge must be one side of the bath. You breach cautiously, sipping at the air carefully so you don't reveal your position.

    "GOTCHA!" you hear somebody with an annoyingly high-pitched voice squeal, and something about twelve-years old in size impacts your back, driving you under the water. You roll desperately, trying to escape, but this bitch knows how to latch, her legs locking around your waist. You breach again, flailing madly, as Luuchini laughs gaily.

    "Got you got you got you!"

    The sounds of splashing, washing, laughing, and even breathing in the entire chamber come to a screeching, sudden silence.

    ".... sup?"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:47 No.17731872
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:47 No.17731873

    Tune in next time for the drowning of MC.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:47 No.17731877
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:47 No.17731881
    >her legs locking around your waist

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)01:48 No.17731884

    I'm not, honest. Every time I try to post - EVERY FUCKING TIME - LOL YOU MISTYPE VERIFICATION.

    The fucking thing must time out now. I'll do it after I finish the post, not before.

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:48 No.17731885
    "Luuchini, I swear to whatever god that will listen, if you don't get off my back in two seconds..."
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:48 No.17731887
    We're going till 2 apparently
    Oooooh god. Minna is going to kill us at least twice.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:48 No.17731888
    Oh boy
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:48 No.17731889

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:48 No.17731891
    Where's that rape whistle when we need it?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:48 No.17731892
    I don't suppose we have our rape whistle?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:48 No.17731896

    We were UN-FUCKING-FLAPPABLE when we scraped a farmhouse like, 20 minutes ago. We shall continue as such now.

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:49 No.17731897
    Go with the Sanya line. GO WITH THE SANYA LINE
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:49 No.17731899
    Just hit backspace or click on it before typing it in. It should give you a new one.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:49 No.17731902
    Okay, so zucchini is here. Let's announce ourselves and take a tally. Hopefully it's most of them, so we can announce the presence of gifts.
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)01:49 No.17731904
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:49 No.17731905
    Give her a warm italian welcome. With a thicka accento
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.17731907
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    >".... sup?"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.17731909
    Rape whistle-mind
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.17731911
    if you're using a script, I've noticed that when you use quickreply boxes it doesn't refresh the captcha properly, but still pulls down a new image. I assume there's some shennanigans going on between the 'real' captcha at the top of the page and the script's captcha.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.17731913
    "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a blindfold"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.17731915
    In fact, we're still blind-folded, right. We should stare blankly forward and simply say "What? Did I miss something?"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.17731916
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    I can only hope we shall be saved by a shining beacon of hope, riding an eyepatch of courage and legal age.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.17731917
    >what'sherface said you liked playing the mechanic, but I didn't think she meant it like this
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.17731918
    Zuchini, let go of me. I have killed a lot of aliens in the past couple of days and have not showered in between. Leave me to bathe in peace.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.17731920
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    if shes there, then charllootte is there too

    dem flotation devices
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:51 No.17731921
    Is this the part where Sean comes flying in followed a few seconds later by Ian?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:51 No.17731922

    Alternately, carry on as normal, completely ignoring our new passenger.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:51 No.17731924
    That feel when people didn't see this coming.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:51 No.17731927
    this seems the right approach
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 01/30/12(Mon)01:51 No.17731929
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:51 No.17731931
    Guys. GUYS.

    Are we sure Lucchini is the only person here?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:52 No.17731932

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:52 No.17731938
    I misunderstood the earlier dialogue as the MC talking and the Witch in the bath being silent not that he was silent and there were multiple Witches in the bath.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:53 No.17731944
    This. It's so stupid it has to work!
    >Lunacy atutever
    Catcha has spoken!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:53 No.17731945
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    see >>17731920
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:53 No.17731952
    no one thinks she is

    I saw it coming, I'm just not pleased with how it was handled. It was obvious where OP was trying to steer this encounter, and we should have been better about avoiding it
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:54 No.17731954
    No wait
    'could you wash my back? i have a hard time reaching'
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:54 No.17731956
    /tg/ 101
    Today's lesson: How to tell if your thread is popular.

    >190 posts in 40 minutes.

    That's it, kids. See you tomorrow.

    Seriously. God Damn.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:54 No.17731957
    >The sounds of splashing, washing, laughing, and even breathing in the entire chamber come to a screeching, sudden silence.
    Lucchini isn't washing.
    We aren't washing.
    So no. Lucchini was not alone.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:54 No.17731959

    Eh.. May be bugged, but I trust planefag... he hasn't steered us into the ground yet.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:54 No.17731961
    Yes, the logic is flawless.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:54 No.17731962
    >> That McGuyver 01/30/12(Mon)01:54 No.17731964
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)01:55 No.17731972
    Ahh shit, we're screwed
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:55 No.17731973

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:55 No.17731974
    Gonna have to go with this.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:55 No.17731976
    these are all acceptable

    alternatively this
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:55 No.17731979
    Not Yes.

    Refuge in Audacity
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:56 No.17731982
    Oh god do this before everything kills us forever.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:56 No.17731983
    "Yeah, sure, let's all jump on the blindfolded guy. Do witches always greet their guests with such gusto, or is it just because I brought presents? "
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:56 No.17731985
    *yet rather.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:56 No.17731987
    Why did Yoshika choose to not warn us?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:57 No.17731989
    This ain't bad either
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:57 No.17731991

    Shes the only one who didn't order anything since she couldn't bother getting up.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:57 No.17731992

    She Learned By Watching Us.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:57 No.17731994
    Yeah, that sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:57 No.17731995

    she dosent like us anymore after all the swearing
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:57 No.17731996

    We're screwed! Leg it!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)01:58 No.17732000

    Because she is dense as all hell
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:58 No.17732003

    Or revenge for us using her as a port-a-shield
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)01:58 No.17732004
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    From somewhere in the room, a girl's voice quavers uncertainly. "... Sanya?"

    "Didn't see her come in," you say casually. "Are you sure its her?"

    The room takes a collective gasp.

    "AAAH! PERVERT! PERVERT! PERVERT!" Luuchini wails, slapping the back of your head ineffectually.

    "Look who's talking, sweetheart. Mind moving your legs? Getting a little awkward down there."

    Lucchini screams like you just grew spikes and horns (at this rate, you kind of are,) and hurls herself off you, splashing and wading backwards with great haste.

    "What are you doing in here?" one of the unseen voices asks.

    "Personal hygiene. Look into it. What are YOU doing, checking out each other's tits?"

    "No," Charlotte says, "they just check out my tits." From somewhere else in the room you hear somebody choke, and dive under the water.

    "What, in the bathroom? Us men have to do it when you've got clothes on. So much for equality."

    "W-well, wash up and get out, please!" somebody else says.


    "How do you know its me!?"

    "I've never heard that voice before, so it must be Miss Wallflower McNeverspeaks."

    "I am n-not!"

    "Yes you a-are," you grump. Your nice, quiet, isolated soak is all but lost, now.
    >> That McGuyver 01/30/12(Mon)01:58 No.17732007
    Its huge as it isnt entirely /tg/, /a/ gets in on this too. So far the collab is going great.

    Oh and its closer to 1000 posts in 6 hours, this is the third thread
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:58 No.17732008

    To get us back for that time she tried to arrest us. Also because we are on fucking tsundere island where every girl wants the rest of them to hate us so they can have us to themselves.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 01/30/12(Mon)01:58 No.17732010
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:59 No.17732025
    Because she assumed we wouldn't be a classless fuck and not announce ourself before heading in, and didn't want to be impolite by implying that we were.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)01:59 No.17732027
    Wherever happens, DO NOT open your eyes.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:00 No.17732033


    Commence soaking. If possible, acquire toga.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:00 No.17732036
    >so they can have us to themselves to hate more.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:00 No.17732037
    Hell no. HELL. NO. We did not ruin a perfectly good silk pilot scarf by getting it wet just to bail out on this bath. We will relax and be clean, god dammit.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:00 No.17732040
    now we see if we can get sakabroto to wash our back
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:01 No.17732041

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:01 No.17732044

    With our blindfold still on, this can only end in us flashing the girls.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:01 No.17732045
    fuck yes. I mean it's bad enough that we went in with our pants on
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:01 No.17732046
    Ignore incoming shitstorm. Bathtime! Wash well!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:01 No.17732047
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 01/30/12(Mon)02:01 No.17732050
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    at least we can blame something else for our shakes if somebody notices
    tl;dr distraction!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:02 No.17732053

    "So, I don't suppose one of you could wash my back?"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:02 No.17732055
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    >Lucchini screams like you just grew spikes and horns (at this rate, you kind of are,)
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:03 No.17732065
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:03 No.17732068
    Complete bathing, ignore Witches.

    So? If they didn't want this to happen, they should have installed separate bathing facilities for the men on the island.

    .......wait a minute, where DO the male engineers bath? Did Yoshika intentionally lead us to the wrong bath?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:04 No.17732074

    "So...could you pass the soap, please?"

    /in before bar bounces off our head.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:04 No.17732077
    Technically, it IS our bath. We're part of the squadron proper, not the engineering contingent.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:04 No.17732078
    God DAMN she learns fast
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:04 No.17732080
    there're probably facilities for them, but we're a pilot, so get to use these (presumably) better ones
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:04 No.17732083

    >enlisted bath

    It's right next to the tarmac.

    A pair of halved oil drums and two hoses. Bottle of grease for artistic smudging.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:04 No.17732084
    We should explain to them that the longer they harass us while we're trying to get clean, the longer they get to wait before we give out presents.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:05 No.17732087
    >bath full of naked girls
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:05 No.17732091
    yanks dont do that. so requesting it is out of the question

    we can only hope sakamoto or yoshika offers to do that for us
    >> That McGuyver 01/30/12(Mon)02:06 No.17732100
    Now, just ignore them and wash up like real military men. You wouldn't look at your bunkmates dick, we wont look at umderaged tits.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:06 No.17732101
    Yoshika's the one who sent us down here, but Charlotte might oblige us
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:06 No.17732104

    Not normally we don't, but I'm all for saying it just to bridge the awkward silence. Besides, the only thing that will keep them from murdering us is to become MORE RIDICULOUS.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:07 No.17732107
    >Not looking at your bunkmates dick
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)02:07 No.17732111
    Hmm. So let me get this straight. We are blindfolded in the middle of a steamy bathroom full of girls. We don't know where the door is or how to get out of the pool.

    This means that in order to get out we will need to take the blindfold off... Or the girls will need to play reverse backseat Marco Polo and direct our naked ass to the door.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)02:07 No.17732115
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    You hear water splashing as somebody advances. You retreat until your back bumps against stone, and strike a menacing fighting stance towards the unseen assailant. "You'll never take me out of here dirty!"

    "I'm over here, genius," Charlotte says. You whirl in her direction, crouching to keep most of your body in the deliciously hot water.

    "Speak up, I'm blindfolded."

    "You.. you're... oh!" Lynette says from somewhere in the room, sounding embarrassed. "I... I thought.."

    "... you're blindfolded?" Charlotte grumps.

    "And I can still kick your ass!" you declare. "You aren't dragging me out of this steam-bath without a tow-chain, sweet-cheeks!

    A strange tone enters Charlotte's voice. "Take it off."

    "... what."

    "Go ahead, take it off. We'll stay under the water. It's a pain talking to somebody you can't see."

    "Yeah, try talking to Sanya sometiBBBLRRRPH," Lucchini says somewhere before her statement is interrupted by warm water.

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:07 No.17732117
    Right, except that we still have pants on, I think
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:07 No.17732118

    "I don't suppose you could all sound off so I don't accidentally trip over one of you?"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:08 No.17732120
    Looking at where we ended up the last time we got directions from a Witch if we end up playing Marco Polo with them they're all going to end up pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:08 No.17732122
    Dude. He's your bunkmate. You can be gayer than 50 Liberaches, but there are some courtesies you follow.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:08 No.17732124
    My banner for my last 5 refreshes has been 'A-am I going to die here?'
    The banner knows.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:09 No.17732130
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    Oh wait, i just realized i'm on /tg/. Amazing.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:09 No.17732131
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:09 No.17732135
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:09 No.17732138
    Fine, they asked for it.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:09 No.17732139

    raise the blind fold above our eyes, That way we can lower it in case of emergency
    >> The Technologist 01/30/12(Mon)02:09 No.17732145
    Take it off

    >Modesty tourcn
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:09 No.17732146
    Because how can we get a proper bath if we can't see where the soap is?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:10 No.17732148

    Why aren't you using 4chanX?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:10 No.17732150

    "Right, we'll, if you insist". Then go to take it off, but don't. Double check ears for potential hazards, then actually take it off.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:10 No.17732151
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    this is a trap isnt it.

    anyway, someone else might come in without know the situation and then everything will be fucked.

    bathe with the blindfold until we can work out a timeshare schedule
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:10 No.17732152
    What, do you want an invitation on gilded card? Take that blindfold off.
    >> That McGuyver 01/30/12(Mon)02:10 No.17732154
    Or keep the blindfold and wander around pool with arms at chest height. We aren't getting out of this perv free easily.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:10 No.17732155

    She's bluffing. Or trying to troll the other witches. Either way, it's show time.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:10 No.17732156

    Hike it up, tie it rambo.

    Still close enough for immediate deployment in case of glare.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:10 No.17732157
    Politely decline.
    Giving no fucks includes carrying through on whatever plan we devise, regardless of if it's actually working or helping.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:10 No.17732158
    Only if no one else objects.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:11 No.17732161

    If she asked, then the gentleman's way would be to oblige....

    And then turn to face the other direction. Even pilots have standards.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:11 No.17732162

    Charlotte wants to fuck. I am concerned because she is Chuck Yeager.

    Take it off I guess.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:11 No.17732163
    Move Blindfold into Rambo headband mode
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:11 No.17732164
    Cmon guys, this is obviously a test. She wants to see if we're actually upstanding enough to, you know, not take the blindfold off at the first opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:11 No.17732167
    It WILL get in the way when we wash our hair, and they DID invite us. I see no reason not to ditch the blindfold.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:11 No.17732169
    Yes. No hesitation.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:11 No.17732170
    This, combined with a "Oh, I couldn't dream of doing something like that" sort of bit might work well.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:11 No.17732171
    We have our back to a wall, actually. We can totally face that.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:12 No.17732174
    Ask if anyone else minds, if no, then take it off.

    If yes, then just leave it on.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:12 No.17732177
    Charlotte wants us to take it off.
    We take it off with a firm "Yes ma'am."
    After all, we did fail to refuel her bike.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:12 No.17732180

    Actually, other

    Be reluctant and "chiverlous"

    If she insists, she insists.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:12 No.17732181
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    take pants off.
    keep blindfold on

    then swim around the bath clicking like a porpoise
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:12 No.17732185
    We should also take our pants off; we're going to have to wash our legs at some point
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:13 No.17732191
    Raise it with a thumb from one eye. We can drop it back down if she's trying to troll us.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)02:13 No.17732199
    Ackbar sense is tingling
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:13 No.17732200
    That's a bit much.
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)02:13 No.17732201
    Take off the blindfold, roll it into a rat-tail and threaten them with if they try to get closer.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:13 No.17732204
    Why am I laughing so hard
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:14 No.17732207
    Only remove blindfold AFTER Charlotte promises not to ogle your eyes.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:14 No.17732211
    How is it a pain talking to someone you can't see? I mean, at this range, it's not like they can't hear you anyway. I'm not complaining, mind, it just seems odd.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:14 No.17732212
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    >take blindfold off
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:14 No.17732217
    But that would be a successful troll.
    The only option is countertrolling.
    We must gaze upon the beauty of Valhalla.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:14 No.17732218

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:15 No.17732225
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:15 No.17732226

    I support this course of action.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:15 No.17732230
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:16 No.17732235
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:16 No.17732236
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:16 No.17732237
    Hang on
    >You lean over and roll up your thrice-dirtied GI pants
    >"There are dozens of us!"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:16 No.17732238

    We're going to end up in valhalla if we do any gazing.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/30/12(Mon)02:16 No.17732239
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    ... Are you sure?

    Anyways, politely decline the request to take them off. I don't trust this situation anymore than Papa-N
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:16 No.17732240
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    Looks like a consensus to me
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:16 No.17732241
    This is perfect!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:16 No.17732242
    Ask if anyone else minds, but in any event, keep the blindfold handy. Like, Rambo mode.
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)02:17 No.17732249
    Are we trolling them all by counter-tsundere?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:17 No.17732251
    Not on Charlotte's account; she clearly wants us.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:17 No.17732253
    I am blindfolded and staying blindfolded, thank you very much. If you want to talk to me without the blindfold, wait till after my bath.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:18 No.17732261
    Cocky response, with a backup plan! Excellent!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:18 No.17732262
    I agree'd so hard.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:18 No.17732265
    That's the plan, though cutoffs might be taking it a bit far
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:19 No.17732274
    If we hear Perrine coming:
    'Shush' motion to charlotte
    Blind fold on
    Hide underwater next to an obvious entry point
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:20 No.17732280
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:23 No.17732290

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:23 No.17732291
    oh god the suspense
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:23 No.17732297
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:24 No.17732301
    >Posts: 315
    Better finish it up soon Planefag or you'll need another thread.
    Also, I've had one failed captcha out of about 20 posts. You must be just bad at them.
    Remember, you only need to get the half that looks typeable but isn't just a copypasted word from somewhere else.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:25 No.17732311
    For the record it was obvious it was stupid.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:25 No.17732312

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/30/12(Mon)02:25 No.17732314
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    >Planefag. Fuck up his story. For us. Implying that we actually have the ultimate sayso in this quest, and that we're not supplicants trying to influence it somewhat, but still subject to his whimsy.

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:25 No.17732315

    Begin tactical advance to the rear!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:26 No.17732317

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:26 No.17732320
    NOW would be the time to use the crazy ivan. I get the feeling we're surrounded.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:26 No.17732321
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:26 No.17732323
    Fight with the best weapon we have: Complete denial of fucks given.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:26 No.17732325
    Splash Fight!
    >> Major Airlift 01/30/12(Mon)02:26 No.17732328
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    >> The Technologist 01/30/12(Mon)02:27 No.17732331



    Pilot Used "Whatthefuckisgoingon"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:27 No.17732334
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:27 No.17732335

    Railroad... but the tracks are running in an amusing direction.

    Run? in 3.5 feet of water?

    Nah, get a few good trolls in, we won't have many options with this situation.

    Also, save the "stop ogling my eyes" line, it's gold.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)02:27 No.17732342

    Still re-writing. It's a better line to work with then what I had. Either I've slowed down or y'alls sped up, sorry.

    And the thread is lagging something fierce - loading times, that is.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:27 No.17732343
    No kidding. Before OP's post where he had us blindfold ourself like a fucking idiot there was a clear consensus that we just walk right in. He pulled that "we have class" bullshit right out of his ass.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:28 No.17732344
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    there was a post here...

    now its gone....
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:28 No.17732346
    Poor guy can't even enjoy a bath in peace.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:28 No.17732348
    >deleted post
    lolplanefag always refresh after typing but before posting
    imageboard 101
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:28 No.17732349

    Then why bother posting at all? He could just write a fan fic if he didn't want us to have creative input. The point of the quest threads is that we somehow influence the story. And preferably in other ways besides picking options off a list, since not every post ends with a list of options. Also, if its fixed story, why lead us on with such big gaps between posts? It'd just be shoddy story telling.
    >> That McGuyver 01/30/12(Mon)02:28 No.17732353

    If they touch us, christmas is cancelled!

    By which I mean no one gets anything but the pants we nabbed.c
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:29 No.17732358

    >questfriend corrects error without fuss

    >> Major Airlift 01/30/12(Mon)02:29 No.17732359
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    The post! It vanished!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:29 No.17732360
    Your browser, script or computer in general is to blame. I'm fine.
    Maybe you have virus.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:30 No.17732366
    ...wait, they're all bunching up near us? And they're naked?

    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)02:30 No.17732368
    Aww I missed it :(

    Now I'm gonna wonder forever what he said.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:30 No.17732370
    I like how even though so many of us were up for doing something completely different, there's already a dozen replies to the un-post.

    This man is a goddamn puppetmaster.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:30 No.17732373
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    Meanwhile let's learn how to tie ties.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:30 No.17732377
    He's inconsistent is the problem. Sometimes he takes what we say into account and sometimes he doesn't. When he does, it's great; when he doesn't, it's hit or miss, and there have been a number of bad misses recently.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/30/12(Mon)02:31 No.17732380
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    Well, remember that he's reserved the right to disregard any suggestions/consensus if he hasn't explicitly stated in greentext "What do?"
    At the end of his posts. He's a bit more railroad heavy than some quests, but hey, SWQ is still funny and we're all willing to put up with a little railroading for that. It's a tradeoff I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:31 No.17732383
    Planefag get some fricking auto-updating going on so that doesn't happen anymore.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:31 No.17732384
    I'm not going to lie, it was one of the greatest things I've ever read.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:32 No.17732386

    The suggestions come out abit too late, thats the problem.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)02:32 No.17732388
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    Somehow, you feel this is a trap. But you can't see any good reason to refuse. The steam is so thick in the air it's hard to breathe... visibility must be poor.

    "Only if you promise not to ogle my eyes," you say primly. "You lecherous country bumpkins are so crude that way." You stick your nose in the air for extra effect, and Charlotte laughs.

    "Agreed, a day with Perrine is too much. Okay. I swear, solemnly, upon a stack of bibles, not to ogle... your eyes."

    Something about how she said that gives you pause, but... oh, what the hell. You slip the blindfold off your face, and lurch back in shock - Charlotte is RIGHT THERE, in your face.

    "What's the matter?" Charlotte says, smirking lavaciously. "We're all pilots here, right?"

    "NO OGLING," you cry, hastily looking up at a big, carved marble statue. "So yeah hey what's that big statue thing tell me about that thanks."

    "This place has been a Witches stronghold since ancient Roman times," Lynette says from somewhere in the steam. "That's one of the oldest symbols of military witches."

    "Angels on our shoulders," you marvel. "Hundreds of years before man first took to the sky. Fascinating. Teamwork. Yeah."

    "Mmmhmm," Charlotte says, sounding bored. You hear moving in behind you, and you casually slip forwards, savoring the hot water.

    Somewhere else you hear Lynette quietly objecting, and more figures splashing towards you.

    "Eh... heh... ladies... a little room, please."

    You see Elia appear out of the mist, and she's making no particular effort to keep her torso under the water. The steam is still to thick to allow any indecency, but things are starting to get... crowded in this part of the bath....
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:32 No.17732390
    Eh, I think he must just be having an off night. Also apparently he's having lag, so given how fast this quest is moving there have been a couple ideas which gained steam before he even knew they were ideas.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:33 No.17732394

    Much better, tone's good too.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:33 No.17732395
    Sure, but when we all agree on a course of action, as here
    it's almost insulting. I'll agree he's often quite good about keeping things in line on his own, but even his railroading is sort of bad. He could at least give us the illusion of choice; e.g., having us slip after we've undressed all the way.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:34 No.17732397

    Tactical advance! To whereever there are no witches!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:34 No.17732398
    If the girls want to expose themselves then they can knock themselves out. The important thing is to not get flustered and to keep washing.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:34 No.17732403


    Quick, make a cross with your hands and ward them back.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:35 No.17732406
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:35 No.17732407
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:35 No.17732408
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:35 No.17732410
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:35 No.17732412
    Welp. time to go. quickly take care of what needs to be taken care of, thank charlotte et al for their decency, and bug out like an A-10 in a dogfight.

    As much as we want to troll, it's not worth getting in to more trouble.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:35 No.17732415
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    sod you.

    Praise planefag!
    Faith in planefag!
    Trust Planefag!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:35 No.17732416
    Fuck that, we're ace-in-a-day. We're not afraid of any pantsless lolis. Bathe without fear.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.17732417
    We should magic up some bubbles. So many goddamned bubbles.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.17732418
    All of you are under the age of consent! Get away! ... Please?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.17732419

    "Hey now girls, this is a bit forward isn't it? Can't you at least buy a guy a drink first?"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.17732424
    rolled 59 = 59

    You ladies don't have an officer club or anything of that sort around here...what do you do for fun around here?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.17732425
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.17732426

    Lament how we left our rape whistle in the plane.Then dive and make our escape.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.17732429
    Things are getting blackmailly in here.
    Lets dive and regroup in another area of the bath.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.17732431
    rolled 12 = 12


    quick do the unexpected.


    (whats really going on is they are attracted to our hidden wizard powers)
    >> That McGuyver 01/30/12(Mon)02:37 No.17732432
    In hindsight, the near gangrape makes a lot of sense. We try to shake perrine, give her bad info on when we leave, nearly kill her when she tried to land, then got front page kissing her. I can see why they might be pissed.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:37 No.17732436

    No diving. Witches are at point blank range, and we're not blindfolded anymore.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:37 No.17732437

    Rely on magic!

    Ours? Nah.

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:38 No.17732439
    Damn the witches, full speed ahead. We're going for a nice, relaxing soak. If shenanigans ensue, so be it.

    Also, we may want to announce that we've brought what was requested from Eastchurch, "assuming they behave themselves".
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:38 No.17732445

    This is a pantsless arms race and we are way behind, we need to remove our pants right now! They need to forced to realise we have a major deterrent right here in our pants, and the only way to make sure they know whats good for them it to take them off.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:38 No.17732446
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    all you can eat buffet
    we are the menu
    well, no more wondering what a rabbit feels like surrounded by... foxes!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:39 No.17732448
    the paper doesn't get here until tomorrow.

    "Presents if you behave" sounds good
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:39 No.17732449
    this seems the only workable response here
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:39 No.17732450
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)02:39 No.17732455

    This will either end well or very badly
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:39 No.17732457
    is eila still pissed we threw her out of bed?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:39 No.17732458
    Stand the fuck up. Yell SIR like motherfucking Patton was in the room. While they're reeling from that, RUN THE FUCK AWAY.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:40 No.17732460
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:40 No.17732461
    I change to this
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:40 No.17732462

    "I see I am outmanned and outgunned. As an officer and a gentleman, I must offer my unconditional surrender." Salute
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:41 No.17732472

    Its going to end with the fog clearing and a picture of our ace pilot naked in a bath full of naked witches, who are far too close and personal.

    It will also feature prominantly in the next days paper.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:41 No.17732473
    We do NOT retreat, son.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:42 No.17732476
    take your pick
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:42 No.17732477

    We forgot to turn our swag off.

    Now we're gonna be covered in bitches.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:42 No.17732480
    And presents for some of you if you don't *wink at Charlotte*
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:42 No.17732484
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:42 No.17732488
    I like these.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:42 No.17732490
    this is a nice touch
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:43 No.17732491
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)02:43 No.17732494

    Raise hand and say "O hey Sean!"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:44 No.17732499

    The funniest thing would be if somehow Sean appeared.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)02:44 No.17732500
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    You surge through the water at a speed just a hair short of "desperately fleeing," only to almost smash into Elia.

    "Hello," she says casually, brushing her wet hair out of her face, and you keep your eyes locked firmly on hers. "Oh, you're not ogling MY eyes, are you?"

    "N-NO," you stammer, and suddenly you feel Charlotte's hands land on your shoulders. "Want me to wash your back?"

    "NOPE!" you say, "A-HAHA, I'M JUST FINE, THANK YOU- " You try a desperate Crazy-Ivan, dodging right, but Lucchini is waiting for you, seizing your arm.

    As the women close in, you go for your last resort - THE WHISTLE. Still in your pants pocket (thank god,) you whip it out, shake the water out of it, and desperately start blowing on it as small female hands start getting very grabby with your torso. The first blasts sound really tinny, panicked, and waterlogged, but the second, third and fourth blasts come through piercing and clear.

    Too bad you're underground, in a stone cavern. You blow one more desperate blast on the whistle before sinking towards the water, determined to throw off your assailants or drown trying -

    - soap. On your back. Rubbing vigorously. And on your chest. And if she rubs any harder your problems are going to keep rising. Yeah."

    "Don't make a fuss," Elia says, applying the soap to your chest a little too liberally.

    You see your chance, and take it.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:44 No.17732501
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:45 No.17732508
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:45 No.17732510
    >Before this moment, did I ever see the world?
    >> The Technologist 01/30/12(Mon)02:45 No.17732512

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:45 No.17732513
    All they're doing is helping us get clean.

    I'd be fine resigning myself to that fate. I say we take our chances.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:46 No.17732515
    >the rape whistle

    Oh god I can't breathe.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:46 No.17732516

    Okay, now time to say >>17732419
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:46 No.17732518
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:47 No.17732523
    NOW do this.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:47 No.17732524
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    >being washed by several witches
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:47 No.17732528
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    I'd ogle Eila's eyes.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:47 No.17732530
    wtf? how is this bad for us? Why are we acting like a fucking tit?
    We'd already decided on something like these
    why the railroading, OP? It makes us cry
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:47 No.17732532

    >Now how could this go worse?

    >Rape whistle summons more girls. Minna, probably, just to add to our woes.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:48 No.17732536

    This will somehow lead to our death. I'm all but certain.

    ...Oh well, there are worse ways to go.

    >inb4 Minna/Pierre's entrance
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:48 No.17732538
    if they rape us I will blame you!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:48 No.17732540
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:48 No.17732543

    there was hardly a consensus.

    and yeah, its time to bail out of here.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)02:48 No.17732544
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    The suspense
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:49 No.17732550

    Cause they're all underage girls. It adds a bit of creep factor.
    >> The Technologist 01/30/12(Mon)02:49 No.17732551
    Because what's about to happen is grounds for court martial.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:49 No.17732552

    Wait, wait. If we're loosing our shit, I have the perfect line. "HELP, HELP, I NEED AN ADULT!"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:49 No.17732554
    Meh, getting washed by underage witches. Could be worse.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:49 No.17732556
    Soap back! It's our only hope!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:49 No.17732557
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    But it's Eila, picture related, it's her sister.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:49 No.17732561

    There's railroading

    And there's five or six superpowered women who decide they want to play with the interesting man.

    I don't mean play that way... We're getting batted around like a mouse in a cat's den.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)02:49 No.17732562
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    You make a sudden lunge for freedom, and while several pairs of hands grab for your soapy body, none of them can find solid purchase. You quite literally slip past them and dive under the water, managing to reach the center of the room, where you clamber up onto the beautiful natural marble statue in the center.

    "LADIES, LADIES," you say loudly. "I forgot to say, I brought that stuff you wanted from Eastchurch!"

    They stand below you, staring upwards, a few of them grinning a little.

    "But... only if you behave yourselves..." you continue, getting the terrible feeling you've forgotten something. You quickly check your pants, but they're still attached, secure, and keeping you more then decent, even waterlogged as they are.

    No, they're just kind of staring at you, there. Despite yourself, you start to blush.

    What the HELL.

    THEY are smalltime.


    "COOOWABUUUNGA," you bellow, your voice echoing magnificently in the vaulted bath, and you leap from the statue, executing a perfect cannonball.
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:50 No.17732565

    Stick around. Enjoy it. Might as well, these are our fellows in arms.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:50 No.17732568

    back ground music.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:50 No.17732571
    What, them raping us? I don't think we'd press charges.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:51 No.17732576

    she only bathes alone though.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:51 No.17732578

    And we're back to NGAF.

    Good show Planefag
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:51 No.17732580
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:51 No.17732584
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:52 No.17732585


    Send up the drawfriend signal!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:52 No.17732587

    Finally. We remembered we are a PILOT. With GIANT COJONES.

    Now we offer to wash Charlotte's back.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:52 No.17732589
    >cannonball into the bath
    Ah, now there's the arrogant pilot who gets all the girls we've been missing.
    >> Major Airlift 01/30/12(Mon)02:52 No.17732591
    I just realized I was dead on with my guess as to how many witches there would be.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:52 No.17732593
    It's not lewd, it's hygienic.
    >> underpower !!9Y83v1DtrYp 01/30/12(Mon)02:52 No.17732594
    ... do they magic the water out of the way?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)02:52 No.17732598

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:53 No.17732600
    >I have no reaction image for this
    >> The Technologist 01/30/12(Mon)02:53 No.17732604

    *Don't have the image but SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDAAA!!!!"*
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:54 No.17732611
    took him damn fucking long enough
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:54 No.17732614

    I think that one was posted earlier tonight.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:55 No.17732620
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    That's right.
    It's not lewd.
    It's healthy.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:56 No.17732623
    If it was that there'd be more shocked looks than smiles, I think.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:56 No.17732626
    We're auto-saging hard now. We need to wrap it up or start a new thread
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:57 No.17732630
    Episode end is coming soon, chill.
    >> The Technologist 01/30/12(Mon)02:57 No.17732634
    Yeah. Either end it or new thread.
    >> That McGuyver 01/30/12(Mon)02:57 No.17732636
    Our magic is waaaay more subtle than that. Plus it only seems to work with machinery, of which there is none nearby. Though that would top off this disaster.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)02:58 No.17732652
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    The pool is generally too shallow for such shenanigans, but it's at least six foot deep right in the center, near the statue - figures, the geothermal water has to come in from *somewhere,* after all.

    The beauty of the cannonball is the symmetrical fashion in which it displaces water - in this case, from under you to all over the Witches. There's much ACK-COUGHPSPHUTTERing from all around you, and while they're still recovering, you manage to book it to the entrance.

    "Nice bath, ladies. Love the facilities," you say, wiping the water out of your face. "See you around."

    You turn to leave, having narrowly avoided court-martial worthy catastrophe, and come face-to-face with Gertrude.

    "Heard the whistle?" you ask. "Took you long... enough..." you trail off as you realize something is the matter with Trude. Her chest is heaving and her eyes are red - but dry and hot. She looks like somebody who just got done crying and is suppressing another bout through sheer force of will.

    "Trude? Are you okay?"

    In reply, she draws back her fist and punches you in the jaw so hard you're sent flying back into the shallows of the pool, taken by complete surprise.

    You didn't do anything to her. Hell, you didn't even call her a gnome.
    >> The Technologist 01/30/12(Mon)02:59 No.17732663
    OH SHIT.
    We dun goofed.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)02:59 No.17732664
    "We got you that mint schnapps you wanted"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:00 No.17732665

    oh shit
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:00 No.17732666
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:00 No.17732669
    That's it, no schnapps for her!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:00 No.17732671

    Did the schnapps get hit?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:00 No.17732673


    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:00 No.17732674

    Someone reads the paper?

    Misplaced agression?


    Karma in advance?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:00 No.17732677
    "someone is not getting there gift!"
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:00 No.17732678
    At least she punched us sans magic.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:01 No.17732682
    Great. She got the early edition.

    Make a note to go back to base and kick Luke square in the balls.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:01 No.17732683
    Oh shit, what did we do.
    Dammit, is it something to do with that speech to Minna?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:01 No.17732685

    >called it


    Can't hold back those drinks now. Them apology gift now.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:01 No.17732687
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    She saw the paper. SHE SAW THE PAPER. FUCK.
    >> That McGuyver 01/30/12(Mon)03:01 No.17732688
    /tg/ is a slow board, takes 4+ hours after bumps stop to 404. We're fine.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:01 No.17732691
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    Oh for god's sake, NOW WHAT DID WE DO?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:01 No.17732693

    Can we punch-drunkenly mutter this as we recover? Please?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:01 No.17732695
    I got the impression she didn't, given the whole
    >you're sent flying back into the shallows of the pool
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:01 No.17732698
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:02 No.17732700

    Damn, she must've had a MASSIVE crush on us. We should've stopped that paper of us with Frenchy from getting to the island, but oh well.
    >> The Technologist 01/30/12(Mon)03:02 No.17732703
    Fucking shit shit shit shit.
    Explanations will do no good.
    Perrine will have to explain once she finds it.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:02 No.17732704
    Paper + fooling around with naked witches = angry 'Trude.

    >> Major Airlift 01/30/12(Mon)03:02 No.17732705
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    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)03:02 No.17732711

    Aww yea cannonb... Aww fuck what did we do?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:02 No.17732716
    Damn, what was that for?! If you wanted to kill some aliens so bad, you should have said so! I would have gladly left one for you!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:02 No.17732717
    If I remember right, didn't the photo clearly show us sort of bugeyed and surprised?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:02 No.17732718
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)03:02 No.17732719
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    Strike Witches will resume at its normal time on Wednesday, (One hour after it bloody well should, which is 6:00 EST, also known as -5 GMT for you Eurofriends.)

    And now, I shall pretend to sleep till 7:00 AM. HA! HA! HA!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:03 No.17732722
    Does Trude have a crush on us?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:03 No.17732723
    A massive crush? Yes. On us? Nope.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:03 No.17732724

    Rub Jaw. Say; "What was that for you gnome?" Hopefully, calling her a gnome will break the tension.
    >> The Technologist 01/30/12(Mon)03:03 No.17732728
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    >> Major Airlift 01/30/12(Mon)03:04 No.17732733

    that'll be a bit hard from the otherside of the room, underwater.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:04 No.17732735
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:04 No.17732741

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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:04 No.17732747

    We reeeeeeeally need Perrine's help here. Post haste.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:05 No.17732752
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    the exact opposite of this image.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:05 No.17732755
    My words... they cannot describe.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:05 No.17732760
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:06 No.17732762
    Perrine? WHY?
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/30/12(Mon)03:06 No.17732763
    You Dick. You can't leave it there!
    >> Major Airlift 01/30/12(Mon)03:06 No.17732767
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    Hm. This is the one time I'm not annoyed at the ending since we actually went into a THIRD thread this time.

    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:06 No.17732769

    He just did...

    God I love this guy.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)03:07 No.17732775
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    The shields cant deflect cliffhangers of this magnitude
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:07 No.17732780
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    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:07 No.17732783
    has this been archived?
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/30/12(Mon)03:07 No.17732784
    Well, I needed to sleep anyways... especially since I have to be up in 6 hours.

    And here I was hoping to keep my coffee intake /down/.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:08 No.17732796
    You mean I'll actually have to do my job instead of procrastinating in quest threads?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:09 No.17732806
    holy shit, source?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:09 No.17732808
    Didn't we leave the newspaper we were given on that on the photographer's desk, signed after looting his booze?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:10 No.17732825

    is now
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:12 No.17732837

    Doesn't matter...

    "Bad" news makes it around the world while good news is still tying his shoes.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:12 No.17732844
    >You suspect he flew himself in from Castle Barin to pick up paperwork before the afternoon round of staff meetings
    Guess how a copy could have gotten on the island.
    That son of a bitch!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:13 No.17732846

    Sorry, can't help ya there... Picked it up on /sci/ a few weeks ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:13 No.17732851
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    You have no idea how much glee this brings me. In no small part because Maid Quest would routinely keep me up till 4:00 AM, ruined my sleep schedule, made classes a living hell that semester, and I still kept crawling back for more, night after night, because damn.

    I have tasted the wicked nectar of the quest thread GM, and god help me, I love it so.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)03:14 No.17732859
    >fukkin trip
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:15 No.17732873
    >Maid Quest would routinely keep me up till 4:00 AM, ruined my sleep schedule, made classes a living hell that semester
    Story of my second year of university right there.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:16 No.17732880

    Plane fag, you are now on your way to having hordes of stalkers... I hope you are prepared.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)03:17 No.17732889

    Its like cocaine on a screen!
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:17 No.17732891
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    jokes on you planefag, i quit my job.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:17 No.17732892
    At least we can take some small pleasure in your technical difficulties.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)03:19 No.17732924
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    Indeed. My computer conspires with my joystick against me. They whisper together at night, "did you see his face? Lining up that beautiful shot and we side slipped for no fucking reason? But his face HIS FACE!"


    Aren't they just. I'm consistently amazed that people are amused by my bullshit, though.
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)03:20 No.17732943
    Is that from the anime? What happened to Trude?
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:22 No.17732956

    nearly killed herself with the jet strikers that suck to much magic.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:23 No.17732977

    while were here can you answer my question from long ago? is Sean Irish-American or a citizen of Ireland?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/30/12(Mon)03:24 No.17732982

    I'm not, you run an interesting story. Shits addictive, to write when erryone is having fun.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:27 No.17732999
    Since I'll be at work for the next thread, I'd just like to suggest some tact when resolving this thing with Trude. You know. So she doesn't kill us.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/30/12(Mon)03:28 No.17733005

    He's totally Irish-American, just has strong ethnic family roots, still speaks the language, as many do.

    Hell, my own father still knows how to speak Greek.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:32 No.17733056
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    >still speaks the language

    hard to forget english in america mate.
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)03:38 No.17733103
    Well first we gotta go WHAO GIRL STOP THAT TRAIN. And then try to explain that it was an emergency action by Perrine that allowed us to find her gift.

    We will probably have much better luck at this in the guise of TOGA SANTA.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:39 No.17733111
    Episode when she nearly killed herself while using the jet strykers, except shooped with eyes rolling and needle.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:42 No.17733129
    That assumes the paper is what she's pissed about. Although, odds are pretty good that's what's eating at her.

    Plus, if we don't explain it to her on the spot, we may not make it out of the room. Remember, there's still an unknown number of witches in the bath still who may end up just as pissed as Trude.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:43 No.17733135

    Pissed? Yes.

    But only one in the room is likely to kill us. That's our primary concern.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:45 No.17733149
    We need to find out why Trude is so mad before we say anything else and possibly dig our hole deeper.

    Is she mad about the photo in the paper? Likely.
    But we don't have confirmation of that, so let's not bring it up just yet.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:46 No.17733172
    she might just be mad cause she saw our shot up plane and thought we were dead?

    i dunno i didnt think it was that bad.
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)03:47 No.17733179
    Do you think the heard the whistle? Or maybe she was going to the bath to try to relax and or tell all the other girls.

    But yeah, gotta nip this in the bud. This is the kind of situation that can spiral out of control faster than a p61 with no pilot. That or blow up in our face, considering who else is in the room...
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:47 No.17733180
    Yeah, and the entire point I was trying to make was that if we don't manage to calm Trude down, we'll have even more pissed off witches to worry about.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:47 No.17733182
    If she saw our plane, we're obviously not dead.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:49 No.17733206

    We just left an "playful" situation, and got knocked back into the room with excessive force. They will be too shocked to take her side until later. For now, we need to defuse or defend.

    We may need that whistle far more seriously.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:54 No.17733244
    i dont think she would be crying over the newspaper. we weren't in a relationship or anything. all we did was have a conversation about flying and agree that we were friends. she might be jelly over a kiss, but violence? seems excessive. must be something else.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)03:57 No.17733268

    You're getting it the wrong way. If I'm reading this right, she's not pissed about us getting some snogging action.

    Key word is _US_.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:00 No.17733287

    trude dont like perrine. if trude is in lesbians with anyone its erica or charlotte and both of those would be SQUINT YOUR EYES AND BELIEVE yurifag >implcation relationships.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)04:03 No.17733308

    Oops... Mixed up names. Carry on.
    >> Starshadow 01/30/12(Mon)04:03 No.17733313
    Well we HAVE deviated from canon. Damn cliffhangers... there are so many causes for this immediate situation.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)07:16 No.17734754
    What was the deleted post about?

    I mean this one

    For some reason Foolz doesn't have it. I remember that on easymodo they would archive the deleted posts too.
    >> Anonymous 01/30/12(Mon)11:30 No.17736254
    planefag rewrote things and reposted.

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