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    117 KB STRIKE WITCHES: WE WIZARD NOW planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)19:37 No.17726192  
    You are an ace fighter pilot of the 442nd Night Fighter squadron, and you are currently running in terror from an elderly, gray-haired German watch-maker.

    "LIIIEEEEEEESSSS" you howl, spinning away from the man and rushing for the door. Seizing the knob in one hand, you twist it with desperate strength, but the damned thing won't budge! You're trapped - TRAPPED WITH THE WIZARD.

    "OH HELL NO," you declare, and spotting a window, you rush past the advancing shopkeeper to the side of the room, hurl the window open, and execute a combat roll over the sill and into darkness. Something hard and metallic clamps down over your head, and choking grains try to suffocate you.

    The old man has summoned something horrible from the deeps, a metal dragon with dust-breath to seize you before you can escape his power! Your career flashes before your eyes - ACE-IN-A-DAY BECOMES DENIABLE CIRCUS FREAK, PRESIDENT DENIES IMPOSTOR WAS EVER BORN IN AMERICA, WITCHES OF THE WORLD BURN EFFIGY. You kick madly, desperate to escape.

    "You fhacking moron, you're in ze dust bin!" Something taps the side of your metal prison with a hollow TANG and it falls over, spilling you out into an alleyway amidst a cloud of dust.

    "At least you protected your purchase," the old watchmaker says, eying the carefully boxed and wrapped watch you're still cradling protectively. "If you're quite done with ze stupid, we must talk."

    >> Major Airlift 01/29/12(Sun)19:38 No.17726211
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    Huzzah! I was getting worried you weren't going to do it today!
    >> Major Airlift 01/29/12(Sun)19:40 No.17726237
    > Yes

    We must know what he's talking about. THEN we can deny the conversation ever happened.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:40 No.17726247
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    We must achieve Wizardhood.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:42 No.17726272
    I've been lurking since 10 in the morning.

    And yes. Let's talk to the old german wizard.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:42 No.17726278
    Yes.... but we may still need to transfer to Egypt soon.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:42 No.17726286
    Yes, but we bribe him not to tell. This is imperative.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:42 No.17726287
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    Oh god, my sides.

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:43 No.17726293
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    >mfw you used my image and quote from last thread.

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:43 No.17726307
    Let the guy say his piece, but eye him the whole time.

    Because he's clearly the crazy one here.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:45 No.17726326
    >If you're quite done with ze stupid, we must talk

    He clearly doesn't know us at all.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)19:45 No.17726333
    Away Fiend!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:46 No.17726338
    >> Fisk 01/29/12(Sun)19:46 No.17726347
    Seconding bribery
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:46 No.17726348
    This is a terrible idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:47 No.17726354
    I really didn't want the MC to be magical. But I guess, yes? The story looks to be heading that way anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:47 No.17726362
    Away, fiend!

    No way we just simply accept that we belong in team sparkle.
    >> Major Airlift 01/29/12(Sun)19:47 No.17726363

    I'm still betting on latent technomancy.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:48 No.17726369
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:49 No.17726384
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    We're still getting Minna that joke gift, right?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:49 No.17726385
    We have no need of fancy powers. We are just that damn good.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:49 No.17726387
    Yes, then we can deny everything.
    >> Fisk 01/29/12(Sun)19:50 No.17726393
    We need to ask about the newspaper thing too.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:50 No.17726396
    h-hey we're not s-stupid! we're j-just an asshole. (emotional coping mechanism? possibly...)
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:50 No.17726400
    If we're some kind of Wizard man does this mean we're going to suddenly sprout coyote ears and a tail whenever we're being awesome?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:51 No.17726412
    Yay strike witches quest! As If some of the girls needed more reason to dislike us.
    Flee into the night and never speak of this again!
    Away fiend
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:51 No.17726413

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:52 No.17726423
    if it hasn't happened yet, i don't think it will. apparently Wizard magic is more subtle than what the Witches have.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:52 No.17726427
    He dont know us very well do he?
    Away Fiend.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:52 No.17726428
    yes. Because
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:53 No.17726435
    wait, why are we running from the watchmaker guy?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:53 No.17726445
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    If we are a wizard, we can't let ANY of the witches know of it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:54 No.17726455
    as someone unfamiliar with the setting, what is the big deal with us being a wizard?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:55 No.17726461
    Women have achieved greater social equality and status due to the power of Witches and the role they've played throughout history. They are very touchy about men with access to their special snowflake magic.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:55 No.17726463

    Takes one to know one.

    A wheezard, that is.

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:55 No.17726464

    because i'd rather talk about with him than some rather dangerous and probably pissed off magical girl in her mid-to-late teens.
    >> Fisk 01/29/12(Sun)19:55 No.17726467
    Magic use is pretty much a female-only thing. We're rare as balls on a dog.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)19:55 No.17726472
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    You scrabble backwards, pressing your back to the wall, and eye the old watchmaker suspiciously.

    "... fine. But it's still all crazy nonsense and hokum."

    "BAH!" the wizened old German says. He raises the broom he used to push the dustbin over and advances on you. "Hold still, you are dusty!"

    "I'm just fine!"

    "NO, YOU AHR NOUT *FINE!*" He begins gently whacking you with the broom, knocking huge clouds of dust off your jacket and out of your hair. "hyou are YOUNG!


    "hyou are AMERICAHN!"


    "hyou are PILOT!"


    "hyou are MALE!"


    "So hyou ahr stupid FOUR TIME OVER!" he finishes, his accent slipping further the more worked-up he gets. "Now you go inside. Go! Go!" he says, literally brooming you towards the front door.

    "How did you lock the door?"

    "You were too scared to open it proper, moron!" he says, and pokes you with the broom for impetus. Sheepishly, you twist the knob, which yields without a problem and lets you into the shop again.

    The two-dozen odd clocks are all ticking in time again, and you feel a shudder of apprehension go through you. It's nothing special, but... it's spooky as hell.

    You jump a country mile when the broom clatters to the floor. The watchmaker gives you an exasperated look, then turns his "open" sign over and locks the door.

    "To the office. To... noisy in here."
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:56 No.17726484
    yeah, and pushing their buttons by intruding on their SPASHUL SNOWFLAEK territory seems just the theing we'd do, no?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:57 No.17726502
    we don't even need to use the magic properly, just piss people off with the fact that we have it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:58 No.17726508
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    >Stupid four times over

    Oh god my sides.

    Rings so true/
    >> The little voice in your head 01/29/12(Sun)19:58 No.17726509
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    >The watchmaker gives you an exasperated look, then turns his "open" sign over and locks the door.

    >"To the office. To... noisy in here."

    I don't like where this is going
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:58 No.17726510
    I don't think you seem to comprehend the difference between teasing the little girls and kicking an angry bear in the nuts. They must never know.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:58 No.17726513
    Sounds strange to hear him listing our Pros as if they are Cons....
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:59 No.17726530
    he's just jealous.
    >> The Technologist 01/29/12(Sun)19:59 No.17726531
    We must figure out what he's talking about. Also this is our secret forever. We deny it even on our deathbed.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)19:59 No.17726533
    Right, so does this mean Sean actually has some sort of sixth sense for trouble? and what's Ian's ability? being able to put up with our ego?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:00 No.17726550

    Ian has the strongest ability, for sure.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:01 No.17726567
    Don't forget the "Ian Voice."
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:02 No.17726579
    So his ability is making us give a fuck?

    He must be a GOD
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)20:02 No.17726580
    If we are going through with this whole You're A Wizard Pilot! Then this. No one must ever know.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)20:02 No.17726583
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    The watchmaker ushers you into the back of the small shop, where a moderate-sized room houses the workbenches and tables where he practices his craft. Against one wall is a massive, stolid roll-top desk, covered with a massive pile of clutter, papers, and other things. A thick layer of dust coats all of it.

    "I see you," he says, rounding on you. "Thinking." He taps your forehead. "Going to make joke about ze fastidious Teutonic peoples, no?"

    "No," you lie.

    "Shit of the bull!" he exclaims, turning back to the desk. Seizing a long-neglected feather duster, he bats at the papers vigerously.

    "It's 'bullshit,'" you say.

    "Of course. Englishman always say this to me, frown greatly. I say it wrong, that way they get mad twice, ja?"

    Perhaps it's just because of your jangling nerves, but you can't begrudge the old man a laugh. "Yeah, I have to remember that one."

    "So," he says, thinking. He points to a workbench in the middle of the room. "All zat shit, on bench over there, please?"

    You oblige, clearing the bench as the old man digs a huge, leatherbound tome out from the roll-top desk. He drags the desk chair over, and you get the room's other chair for yourself.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:02 No.17726584
    Here planfag, have a present from me and Sir doodlefag
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:03 No.17726586
    Wish for a sudden Martian raid.
    >> Fisk 01/29/12(Sun)20:04 No.17726598
    Oh fuck.
    >> The little voice in your head 01/29/12(Sun)20:05 No.17726606
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    >"Shit of the bull!"
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)20:05 No.17726613
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    >finish s02e02
    >hmmm time to check /tg/ again
    >its back

    Fuck year
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:06 No.17726626
    I just wanted a fucking watch, Old Man. I didn't want vast, mysterious powers as subtle as they are potentially dangerous. I just wanted a watch and now we're in some dusty room with a big ass leather bound book that somehow looks even older than you are and you're being all LET ME TEACH YOU MY WAYS.

    I am far too sober for this shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:06 No.17726628

    ah fuck the suspense! its hurting me!

    it'll be in German no doubt
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:07 No.17726634

    Sir, I must insist, you keep all tomes, grimoires and dark bibles out of this. Such things are above my pay grade.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:08 No.17726639
    Don't we have a flask? How the hell do we not have a flask?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:09 No.17726646
    If it's written with blackletter we're out of here.
    Can't read the fucking shit.
    >> Fisk 01/29/12(Sun)20:09 No.17726647
    Stolen, remember?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:09 No.17726649
    Look, sir, I am WAY TOO SOBER right now. Do you have any 100 proof alcohol?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:09 No.17726650
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    Seriously, are we getting that watch, or not? The magic I can learn whenever I fucking feel like it, I'm in a base full of magic users, I'm sure one of them can teach me, but the watch I need right now.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:09 No.17726651
    We may not, but its the 1940s, so we undoubtedly have cigarettes and a lighter, because everybody smokes.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:09 No.17726652
    Some Jackass keeps bumping the image thread, so I can't post the original. Here's a flipped version.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:09 No.17726656
    If we had a flask it would be because we stole it from Sean.
    We don't have Sean's flask because Sakabroto already took it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:10 No.17726668

    We are suppose to buy a replacement too.

    Whether it goes to Sakamoto or Sean is up for debate.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:10 No.17726670
    >I'm in a base full of magic users, I'm sure one of them can teach me
    oh fuck no! that's suicide
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:11 No.17726674
    go for 3?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:11 No.17726675
    Look, guys, I think the moral of this story is that we should never, no matter how good of an idea it sounds like at the time, ever do anything nice for Minna again.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:11 No.17726679
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    Sometimes, I hate 4chan
    >> The Technologist 01/29/12(Sun)20:11 No.17726685
    Oh fuck no.
    Figure out what he has to say and then never speak about it again.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:12 No.17726692
    Yeah, we already bought it. We managed to avoid breaking it when we dived into the dustbin.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:12 No.17726694

    I think the moral of this story is "Don't get stuck in clock shops with old german wizards". If we had gone anywhere else for a present for Minna, this would NOT have happened.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:12 No.17726698
    head down, mouth shut, dont get fucked.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:12 No.17726699
    Ask him about the coyote ears. We need to know about the coyote ears.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:12 No.17726706
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:13 No.17726711
    That seems like a much harder moral to manage.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:13 No.17726712
    >don't get fucked
    or maybe...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:14 No.17726720

    No. The only one doing the fucking is us.
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    Is that... Is that what I think it is?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:14 No.17726726
    That's right, we're a pilot. WE do the fucking around here.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:14 No.17726727
    we need a .gif of this that has him shouting YOU ARE SMALLTIME
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:14 No.17726729
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:15 No.17726734
    Even if it turns out we are A wizard. let's stay the fuck away from the striker units. That's just asking for trouble.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:16 No.17726745
    This is all very strange and terrifying. So, thematic music? Thematic music.

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)20:17 No.17726752
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    >have 4chan x
    >keep hitting f5 every 10 second anyways
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)20:17 No.17726754
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    You eye the huge, ancient, leatherbound book as the watchmaker lets it slam into the table.

    "Is... is that a..." you stammer apprehensively.

    "Oooooh yes many powerful spells in this tome, ALAKAZAM!" the watchmaker exclaims, flipping the book open dramatically. You flinch backwards, expecting all sorts of spectacular things, but see only pictures. The old man favors you with a jaundiced eye, and begins paging through the old photo album.

    "Here." He taps one photo with a wizened old finger. "Conrad Brandt. This is I. Before the Great War." You examine a picture of a young man, younger then you are now, standing next to an ancient tractor, the kind that were little more then self-propelled generators. "My family's first machine. I fell in love with it, and they said it loved me. 'Conrad, Conrad,' they'd call, 'Come chase the devil out of the tractor!'" He chuckles a little, then turns the page. There you see the young watchmaker, looking smug in a shiny new uniform jacket, a K-98 Mauser cradled in his arm. "I refused the helmet for the picture," he says. "Fhaking spike. Vhat for? Stick your apple on it, save it for later?" He humphs, and turns the page, tapping another picture for your perusal. You see the young Conrad wielding a heavy wrench, chasing another young German man.

    "Things were so different back then. A farm with a tractor was a rich farm. All the soldiers, so many came straight out of the farm fields. Did not know an engine from their own ass. I did. The aviators stole me from the field artillery so fast I thought I was being kidnapped."

    "Who's that guy you're chasing?" you ask.

    "That would be Immelman," he says. "He blamed my machine gun - mine! - for costing him his first kill. I told him, 'Conrad shall claim his first kill immediately,' and Immelman, he runs like the hounds of hell were after him." The watchmaker gives you a serious look. "They were."
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:17 No.17726755
    Original over here: >>17716614
    Thank Sir Doodlefag fror the drawing.

    You better believe it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:17 No.17726759
    Not like we could do anything with them anyway. Male wizardry isn't SHIELDS AND LEG WARMER PROPELLERS, it's just being fiendishly awesome with stuff - like us and machinery.

    Shit, it may as well be our SWAG having a physical effect on the world. Chillax guys, we're not going to end up without pants and shooting fireballs off our asses.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:17 No.17726760
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    unless the demographics of the thread shift dramatically i dont think thats a worry.

    techpreists gonna techpreist.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:18 No.17726765
    It's also a dead bloody give-away. In our Super!Black Widow, all weirdness can A) Easily be attributed to coincedence and the experimental design, and B) have suspicion divided amongst the crew of three.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:18 No.17726772

    I LIKE this bastard
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:19 No.17726777

    >chasing Immelman with a wrench

    ...Grandpa is awesome
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:19 No.17726780
    This man is WW1_German!us.

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:19 No.17726782
    Did we ever pick up that pitch pipe? If not we need to get around to that.
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    ...You're all right, old man.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)20:20 No.17726793
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    >that pic
    >chasing fucking Immelman

    oh god my sides
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:20 No.17726798

    Oh FUCK no. Martians are bad enough. I will have none of this HPL/Mythos (Which we can totally no about from reading his stories in magazines when we were younger) shit. PAY GRADE. ABOVE IT.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:21 No.17726802
    Alright, that line about the helmets nearly made me choke on my nacho.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:21 No.17726807
    >Not a witch in this setting

    Are you sure about that?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:24 No.17726823
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:24 No.17726825
    >Chasing Immelman with a wrench

    And you people wanted to run away from this man.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:25 No.17726830
    Bromont, is that you?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)20:25 No.17726831
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    >most decorated pioneer of air combat tactics
    >wanting him to be a witch
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:27 No.17726860
    So suddenly we're bros with the Wizard now?

    FOOLS he could SPELL our DOOM. Or at least something else nasty for our careers. The fuck do they do with Male Witches around here anyway?
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 01/29/12(Sun)20:27 No.17726861
    Could this recent development be connected to my Assault Wizards Idea?

    BTW, last I knew; We were about to race the girl with the P-51's strapped to her legs, could someone give me the short/ sweet version?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:27 No.17726862

    Not a question of wanting, but Chuck Yeager is a chick with huge knockers in this already. I assumed there would likewise be some sort of Red Baroness and Blue Maxine thing going on.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:28 No.17726877
    Short version?

    You've missed about four threads and need to catch up.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:28 No.17726882
    WWI would be before Witches were air combat though. Possibly before they even had strikers.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:29 No.17726884
    No, planefag hasn't given us LOL BAD ENDS and then continues the real story on green-o, I mean easymo, I mean, the goddamn archives.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:29 No.17726890
    Drag race, engine spins out, we scare everyone shitless and recover well at the same time.

    Then we find the booze on the base (no O-Club) head to our base to pick up booze and gifts (currently aviator shades and pants for everyone) and we are getting whats-her-face-commander a watch.

    Then every watch in the shop began ticking in unison once we entered
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)20:29 No.17726893
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    Bromont is probably working on his VN
    >bwhahahah, can you even imagine? I can't even say it with a straight face
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:29 No.17726898

    Strikers only came about in the 1930s. So that period would have been normal planes, only.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:29 No.17726901
    You missed a lot of threads, check the 'Chives
    >> That McGuyver 01/29/12(Sun)20:30 No.17726914
    We were slower to start, but ended up gaining before the engine blew and we saved it with a near suicidal roll. Everyone freaked out. We gave no fucks.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:31 No.17726923
    Striker units were invented in the 1930s in universe. Brooms are smalltime.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 01/29/12(Sun)20:31 No.17726924


    Like you said, I need to catch up, seen what monster I helped (I think?) create.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:31 No.17726925
    Oh hey, Our request got filled
    I was an idiot about posting so you may have missed it
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)20:32 No.17726946
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    "Yes, there is point to this, shut up," the watchmaker - Conrad - says before you can open your mouth. He turns through a thick sheaf of pages and shows you another set of pictures. "I come home to my village, I get apprenticeship to watchmaker. Many young men applied, but I was taken. The old watchmaker, he said, 'you love the machines.'" He turns the book around and lets you look through many pictures of a little watchmaker's shop on a village street.

    "My little village, is deep in the Hugerten wood," Conrad says thoughtfully. "Perhaps that had something to do with it." He waves his hand idly, as if brushing away the thought. "Sometimes, I'd come up against something I could not budge - an escarpment that would fall apart at the slightest touch; some fine-tuning job I just could not make yield - and my master would come to the door, smiling wide, and say, 'Conrad, we go drinking!' And I would bitch all the way to the tavern and bitch all ze way back and he'd make sure to ditch me in my workshop."

    Conrad pauses, and strokes his chin.

    "He would wake me early, and shove something in my hands, and say 'we are behind Conrad, here is something simple till you wake up more.' And I would curse him in two tongues and start working, and find he'd put my impossible task from the night before in my hands. He taught me not to think about things, too much. I already knew it, but I could make myself stupid over-thinking, see?"

    You nod slowly.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:33 No.17726955
    All the threads you've missed are in the archive. And there's been hints that the MC is magical since like the second thread. I wouldn't worry overly much that you're responsible.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)20:33 No.17726956
    Yeah, I was trying to post it to help you out, but somehow placing a black dot in a slightly black area didn't work, which usually does.

    Its a great piece, saved it at the top of my strike witches folder
    >> That McGuyver 01/29/12(Sun)20:34 No.17726982
    They're on suptg, last tread is still on the first page.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:34 No.17726983

    But we do that already. We are the masters of using our GIGANTIC BALLS instead of our brains.
    >> Starshadow 01/29/12(Sun)20:34 No.17726990
    So we are basically a techpriest now. Neat!

    Couple things I forgot to mention last thread because of the cliffhanger, but now I can't remember them now.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:36 No.17727008
    "I have no idea what you're saying"

    "See, you are already getting it!"
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)20:36 No.17727009
    We also bounced perrine. As she was being a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:36 No.17727010
    All the threads so far: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19602430/Strike_Witches_-tg-_quest.txt
    Keep the link handy, I'll update it whenever a thread is completed.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:37 No.17727033
    And by 'a bitch' we mean 'pointed a loaded handgun at us'.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)20:38 No.17727052
    It was never actually pointed at us. She merely rested her hand on it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:39 No.17727070
    We can't forget our theme song!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:39 No.17727074

    Good enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:39 No.17727075
    she still choked us.

    And we discovered she IS in to Erotic Asphyxiation.

    That is she got really turned on when choking us
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:39 No.17727077
    She didn't take it out of the holster, she did threaten us though.
    >> That McGuyver 01/29/12(Sun)20:40 No.17727082
    And frenched her. Think we're cool now.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:40 No.17727088

    Really? I though she actually drew down on us. She was pretty pissed, and as a witch is way more valuable to the brass then we are, no matter how many accolades we've won.

    w/e she did other things. I'm kind of surprised she hasn't taken out a rapier or something and challenged us to a duel.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 01/29/12(Sun)20:40 No.17727093

    Just so you guys know, my pc crapped out on me, and I'm on a DSI untill I can scrape enough to get it working again.

    >TL;DR: I the closest you can get to a child's trike in computing terms.
    Someone is going to have to post links because I think this willactually manage to have a STROKE if I push it too hard.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:41 No.17727104
    She seemed pissed about that part, so I'm not sure about that.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:41 No.17727110

    All threads are listed here:

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:42 No.17727119

    Why would we care?

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:42 No.17727121
    Why is our theme song so bad?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:42 No.17727122
    Because clearly she wants to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:43 No.17727133
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    >being a bitch
    Redundant much?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:43 No.17727135

    Because you have no taste.
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    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)20:43 No.17727143
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    Get the fuck out
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:43 No.17727150
    Thank you, but this suspense is killing me. Can't you just give me a link to your blog?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:44 No.17727160

    Not necessarily. She was pretty helpful in the acquiring of the pants and the shades, and the fakeout!makeout was her idea.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)20:44 No.17727165
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    "What the hell does any of this have to do with m- weird shit?" you ask, intrigued, but puzzled.

    "One day, my master says to me, 'Conrad, when is the last time you wound your watch?' And I thought about it for ten seconds and could not answer. He would ask a question like that, very occasionally, that I could not answer, and one day we were working together in the shop, and four clocks ended up synchronized, like those out there did." He shakes his head, a strange look on his face. "Oh Conrad,' he says to me, 'good job timing the clocks.' And I ran from there like he was Satan come to tempt me. He had to drag me out of the Church by the ear, scolding me all the way home." Conrad sighs, shaking his head. "That is when he told me what I will tell you now."

    "... what? I'm the clock whisperer? The ClockMan?" you say. You don't actually doubt him, but you're spooked as hell, and your coping mechanisms are not exactly diplomatic. You know this, but can't stop yourself anyways. "Dr. Timex von Tock? Fighting evildoers with weighted pocketwatches swinging on the end of four-foot long steel bobs?" You wave your hands in the air dramatically.

    "Have you done things recently you cannot explain?" the old man says. "When others challenge you?"

    You shut your smart mouth and put your hands flat on the table, trying to summon your best poker face.

    "Naturally. Otherwise you would not have freaked out like youngest child of retard family, like I once did," Conrad finishes smoothly, and you feel your face flush.

    "So. Uh. What did your master tell you?"

    "He say to me, 'Conrad, you are a gnome!' and I punched him in the face."
    >> That McGuyver 01/29/12(Sun)20:45 No.17727173
    I meant us to her, not the other way. Think we are even for now until she attempts to kill us again.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:45 No.17727175
    By making a great pilot a witch, you denigrate their achievements. It's easy for a witch to be good, with their magic and their leg engine things. For a mere mortal to match, or even best the sparkle girls, and to do it in a lump of iron, glass, and fire, steering with their hands and bits of wire?
    -That- is true skill, and that is why the witches are small time.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:45 No.17727176
    If I wanted to listen to slow, drawling music I'd go to a Country and Western concert.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:46 No.17727186
    But I'm too tall to be a gnome
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:46 No.17727201
    we have another one.
    >> Fisk 01/29/12(Sun)20:46 No.17727203
    This guy. This fuckin' guy.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:46 No.17727204

    If grandpa is a gnome, i guess that makes his master...


    ...a troll
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:47 No.17727205

    >"He say to me, 'Conrad, you are a gnome!' and I punched him in the face."

    Okay, in retrospect, I'm glad he used the w-word.

    Also, goddamn planefag, so many good one-liners.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:47 No.17727206

    Let me guess. Metal?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:47 No.17727209
    >"He say to me, 'Conrad, you are a gnome!' and I punched him in the face."
    I lost it
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)20:47 No.17727212
    I love this guy...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:47 No.17727213
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    >"He say to me, 'Conrad, you are a gnome!' and I punched him in the face."
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:47 No.17727222

    The only logical choice is to now punch Conrad in the face.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:48 No.17727227

    Dis gai... is un-fucking-believable.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:48 No.17727228
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:48 No.17727235
    1. If he calls us a gnome, we punch him in the face.

    2. We've done some cool shit when people have challenged us, but it's just cause we're really that badass.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:49 No.17727239
    That's better.
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    >Cant... breathe...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:50 No.17727266
    "You aren't going to call me a gnome are you. I would hate having to punch you in the face."
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    male witches thread? male witches thread!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)20:52 No.17727283
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    >"He say to me, 'Conrad, you are a gnome!' and I punched him in the face."
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)20:54 No.17727305
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    You gape.

    "He had a smart mouth. Chose a bad time to use it. I was freaked out," Conrad says pointedly. "He calmed me down, eventually, and made me realize that I never would have noticed the things I did, had he not pointed them out to me, specifically. Nor would he have noticed, said he, had his master not taught him."

    You shake your head, confused. "No, I don't do things like that. I just... I'm good at certain things. I'm no mechanic, even - my ground crew certainly knows more then I ever will. I just... wrestle an engine into delivering power for a few more minutes, jiggle the controls to get her to turn over again. Just force of habit."

    Conrad nods, smirking. "This is what I said to my master," he replies. "He said I would understand, in time." He jerks his head towards the crowded rolltop desk behind him. "In time, I did. History has many great stories of powerful Witches laying waste to their enemies, but mythology tells mostly of men - men, with ferocious skill and legendary weapons. Hrunting, Gram, Cortana, Durandal, and more. In how many tales were the dwarves creatures of industry... but also of magic, smithing it into steel blades bequeathed to great heroes? Gnomes, as well - always rumored to be mischievous, but with great talent for the mechanical."

    "So I can match a lawn gnome as a mechanic. Great," you say, dubious, but you know the man is reading your nervousness like an open book. He merely smiles.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:55 No.17727325

    "I am glad you did not call me a gnome."
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:56 No.17727331

    "Right, so. Assuming I am a "gnome" (Still not using the w-word) what happens now? Are you going to like, teach me your secrets or something? Because I still have shopping to do"
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:56 No.17727337
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    We're a gnome? We're a gnome...WE'RE A FUCKING GNOME
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:57 No.17727346
    If he wants to call that magic, then ok, but it just makes him a kook.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:58 No.17727360
    So, assuming I am a gnome, what doe that fucking MEAN, And where can I get a drink I am way to sober for this shit
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)20:59 No.17727381

    We fly planes. We don't use swords. We think you want one of our friend Sean. He's handy with a sword.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:00 No.17727392
    Ahaha oh god this is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:01 No.17727398
    What does this say about browning? Or that fellow who invented the short stroke mechanism for the garand, while in prison?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)21:01 No.17727402
    More like some kind of gnomish god mechanic
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)21:02 No.17727415
    Welp, this is definitely doing on to the list of things that we must never mention.

    I dread to think how our credibility would crumble if it we ever announced with a straight face that we were a gnome.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 01/29/12(Sun)21:02 No.17727422
    Well, it seems this version of wizards just means "Your plane gets a boost".

    Basicly, witches are still better, but as the saying goes:

    >"The flame that burns brightest, burns the shortest."
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:03 No.17727432
    This would be a decent song if they didn't form the lyrics by torturing a cat.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)21:04 No.17727437
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    "Yes. Lawn gnomes. Caretakers of all things green. Again, master of their craft." Conrad slams the old photo album shut forcefully, making you jump in your chair. He leans forward, and fixes you with his eyes, which are still a sharp, fixating blue despite his years.

    "The magic of Men has always existed. It's as innate to us as the magic of women is to they - it just manifests differently, ja? It's as natural as breathing, so we don't notice - and even if we did, we have been encouraged and taught not to."


    "No buts!" Conrad exclaims. "You've heard the stories - probably lived a few yourself - a man with incredible luck, surviving something impossible. His skill is always commended, but you always attribute him luck, because without at least a sliver of it, he would have died. The danger was physically impossible for even ze greatest skill to overcome, so luck must have plugged the gap. Yes?"

    You nod, reluctantly.

    "And sometimes you hear the story, or recall the one that happened to you, and late, late at night, you think, 'luck, oh, what shit of the bull,' yes?"

    You look away and an almost-forgotten foreboding shivers up your spine.

    "Mechanics, we were the same way. 'Demons in the tractor,' indeed."
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)21:06 No.17727462
    >The magic of Men has always existed.
    Women get magic and fighter plane legs

    We don't have to read instruction books to get things to work and we make them work well.

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:07 No.17727474
    "So about that paper you mentioned"
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:07 No.17727479
    So we get knowledge (How shit works) in exchange for No Magic Spells
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:07 No.17727482
    We also have the power of luck. I can very much get behind this.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:07 No.17727483

    I can accept this explanation. I will not quit the quest. Bravo!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:07 No.17727486
    >We don't have to read instruction books
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:08 No.17727502
    What next? Will we always be able to find our way without a map or asking for directions?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:09 No.17727507
    Ok, so any idea how to make this a bit more valuable for me? One of those shields sure would be nice.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:09 No.17727508
    So nothing changed except now we know it's magic and not dumb luck.
    Seems fine.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:09 No.17727510
    So women get the flashy stuff, men get the practical day-to-day stuff.

    i am okay with this
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:09 No.17727517

    Fuck you.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)21:10 No.17727525
    Screw shields we 'ave dakka and PLANES
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:10 No.17727526
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    >> That McGuyver 01/29/12(Sun)21:11 No.17727531
    >Baron Timex von Tock
    Planefag, thank you, I now have an awsome idea for my next character
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:11 No.17727533
    I think I need some infofiber to go with this infodump.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:12 No.17727544
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    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)21:12 No.17727545
    Why the hell would we want a shield when we have luck and balls of fucking steel?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)21:12 No.17727554
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    You shake your head again, confused. "Wait, wait, this doesn't make any sense. If men had magic, we'd - well, we'd all be genius crafters of one kind or another. It doesn't add up."

    "Bah!" Conrad says. "Are all men ace pilots? Are all men even capable of BEING pilots? Are all men the best at what they do, or even quite good at it? Even if its just one thing?"


    "Of course not!" He sighs, slumping into his chair.

    "There's still more Witches out there then ace pilots," you object, but the words falter in your mouth. A lot of potential aces simply ended up flying cargo planes, or - like you, a few weeks ago - simply haven't found enough targets to demonstrate their skill against. It dawns on you that while exceptional men may be overlooked for any number of reasons, it's nigh impossible to miss the signs of a budding Witch.

    "So... what's the difference? When do I stop using my innate skill and start using... m... mmmmm... mmmmmagic," you manage to force yourself to say.

    "They are the same," Conrad says. "In all the books I read over all the years, going back to the Witches of Charlemagne, they say 'my magic comes from my soul.' It comes from your life. From your love. For whatever you do. Perhaps its part of everything we do. You cannot divide it up like this, here is skill, there is magic, line between!"
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:13 No.17727559

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:13 No.17727564
    Hey, just posting what our MC would say. Spend a bunch of time around witches, finds out he has magic, but not as stupid powerful as the chicks get. Seems like something to be a little irritated about.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:13 No.17727577
    So we're not the Watch Whisperer, but we ARE the Pratt & Whitney Whisperer.

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:14 No.17727592

    No. First of all, its well established witches can burn out their magical powers with their flashy shit. Second, flashy shit is a quick ticket to god knows where. At out luckiest, they'll declare us a male witch, shove our naked legs in a striker and attach us to a Witch unit god knows where. Probably Orussia. Worst cast scenario, they do science to us.
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:15 No.17727603
    We exist in a world where rumours of male magic is ridiculed by the witches.

    Why would we want something obvious?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:15 No.17727604
    >implying they could take us away from our turbo-supercharged plane without killing us
    >> Starshadow 01/29/12(Sun)21:15 No.17727605
    The plot thickens!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:16 No.17727609

    We are also the gun whisperer.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:17 No.17727623
    We need to take these Witches down from the inside. The INSIDE. I'm implying that we have sex with them.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:17 No.17727625
    Wasp whisperer
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:17 No.17727633
    I like you.
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    that feel when given a pantless uniform and assigned to Sibera defense airforce.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:18 No.17727642

    Careful. The sweet spot for witches' power levels is 12-18.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:18 No.17727648
    Second goddamit.
    We're pilots, if we are not getting our dicks wet then obviously something is wrong.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:18 No.17727650
    That feel when being reduced to eunuchdom via frostbite.
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    They'll find out about our magic eventually. You and I both know it.
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    >cold-related shrinkage forever
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:19 No.17727659
    You say that like we take it into consideration.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:19 No.17727660
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:20 No.17727665

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:20 No.17727671

    Yeah, well, there are actually witches fighting on the Orussian front. I think the magic helps keep them warm, though. Since, y'know, they can also go to SPACE.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:20 No.17727675
    See the post above. We are A classy gentleman. No jailbait for us.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:20 No.17727680
    Does this mean John Moses Browning was a witch as well?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:20 No.17727683
    Alternate universe. Older witches exist in this setting.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:20 No.17727687
    Yes. After we have gone down doing a spectacular deed that turns the tide of the war and makes us a goddamned hero.

    OR: the CO finds out and uses it as blackmail material
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:21 No.17727690
    No. He was just a man of God doing the Lord's own work.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:21 No.17727694
    Isn't Minna 20?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:21 No.17727695
    They had to wear 3 or 4 layers of clothing.
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    You clutch at your head. "This is way too much information all at once," you moan. "I just - trying to process it-"

    "Just like Immelman when I teach him engines and how to not fuck them!" Conrad gripes, his voice rising. "I still have a wrench around here, so slurp it up!"

    "Uh." You shake your head miserably. "If we can use it without thinking about it, why *tell* me about it, goddamn it?"

    Conrad grins. "Because in your whole life, you always constrain yourself to what you have been taught is possible and not possible. Your passion pushes you slightly past that limit. But now that you know physics has no final say... your potential is unlimited."


    You leave Conrad's little watch shop in a daze, thinking. What he has said is politically explosive, insane, and flies in the face of all the evidence in human history.

    It also makes a hell of a lot of sense.

    Hell, your own Major. Frank Luke. The lunatic son-of-a-bitch made his mark as a "balloon buster," attacking observation balloons defended by perfectly zeroed-in anti-aircraft guns. Manfred Von Richerhofen, the legendary strategist, didn't survive the war, but that psychotic motherfucker Luke, who threw himself into each attack like a starving lion upon a pack of sheep... he did. Trusting utterly to his skill and his luck, which held, impossibly, every time.


    "Shit of the bull," you mutter thoughtfully, and shudder again. It makes sense. Too much god damned sense.

    "Hey!" you hear a familiar baritone voice bellow from behind. Turning, you see Sean belting up the sidewalk towards you. "Check it out!"

    You look at the front page of a newspaper, featuring a huge black-and-white illustration of Perrine french-kissing you as hard as possible
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:21 No.17727703

    No, he was clearly a gnome. Like us.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:22 No.17727707
    See, that's the problem with all of this. It's like
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:22 No.17727710
    Wizard + Witch = more witchy and wizardy babys....

    Must do our part...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:22 No.17727722
    Wow, that paper publishes fast.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:23 No.17727723
    Well, there are a couple of legal ones. Do we compromise professionalism to fuck them or carry on as per usual?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:23 No.17727727
    >You look at the front page of a newspaper, featuring a huge black-and-white illustration of Perrine french-kissing you as hard as possible

    I don't have any reaction images, but I want you to know that was funny.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:23 No.17727730
    So we're going to show that to Perrine, right?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:23 No.17727731

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:23 No.17727733

    alright, we cant go back to base. i say we steal the plane and haul ass for spain.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:23 No.17727735
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:23 No.17727738
    Sean, not in the mood. Need Drink. Now. Urgently. Gotta wipe this from my mind.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)21:23 No.17727739
    Welp, we guessed the photo would be that. Her reaction to this will be hillarious. Does the castle get the news paper as well? Or have we dodged a bullet there?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:24 No.17727740
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    Minna is 18, Mio is the oldest at 21 by the second season.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:24 No.17727743
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:24 No.17727747
    >Do we compromise professionalism to fuck them or carry on as per usual?
    >compromise professionalism

    As if we listen to that shit of the bull.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:24 No.17727748
    We have to show her a copy.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:25 No.17727769
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:26 No.17727770

    Yeah, but their powers peak during those years. Minna and Sakabroto are both on the way down from the power curve. 'Nother year or two and neither of them will be able to use shields and fly regular strikers at combat speeds.

    (Actually, if we're following the strike witches universe close enough, depending on the date Mio might already be having trouble with her shields.)
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:26 No.17727773
    Got an extra copy of that? I might be able to keep that french tart off of me with it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:26 No.17727775
    Stop trying to dress your fetish up as a duty. Die in a fire.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:26 No.17727782
    Show Perrine? Oh my, no. We need to show everybody on base. And then loudly declare that we picked up the handcuffs she wanted.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:26 No.17727785
    She didn't have problems until season 2.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:27 No.17727791
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:27 No.17727797
    That's why it's an illustration.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:28 No.17727799
    What part of alternate universe are you not hearing here? Planefag has explicitly said that they don't work that way in this setting.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:28 No.17727800
    Well, shit.

    You know what time it is?

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:28 No.17727801
    Alright, we got to grab everything left on the list in fast forward mode, and then get the hell back to base before Perrine sees this shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:28 No.17727802

    In b4 dickhole MP is a camera wizard
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:28 No.17727805
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    >Wanting to fuck any of the witches
    >In a Strike Witches Quest thread
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)21:28 No.17727806

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:28 No.17727812

    Actually, I thought there was an episode in one where neuroi beam blew through her shields and fucked her up pretty good. By the time of s2 her barriers can barely slow down mundane handgun ammunition.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:28 No.17727814
    First things first: has she seen it?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:29 No.17727818
    If she chokes us over this, we wallpaper the lounge and kitchen at the castle with copies of that front page. Also, inform anyone who mentions it how Perrine attacked us and show them the rape whistle we bought as a result. Also, buy a goddamn rape whistle.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:29 No.17727822
    >french kiss
    I like this guy
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:29 No.17727827
    Fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:29 No.17727832

    Thank you. You are a good man.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:29 No.17727836
    This is a plan I can get behind.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:30 No.17727839
    When everyone is a wizard, no one is magic.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:30 No.17727841

    Must have missed that somewhere, chief.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:30 No.17727848
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    We're gonna need a few dozen copies. Bring them back and leave them EVERYWHERE.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:30 No.17727849

    the fuck is wrong with you? they can't all be lesbians
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:31 No.17727853
    >Implying we have to fuck witches
    There are other humans with vagina's
    >>17727699 we need to hightail it outta there.
    >> That McGuyver 01/29/12(Sun)21:31 No.17727861
    >no sex in /tg/ quest thread
    >papa-n present
    You aren't around here much are you?
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)21:31 No.17727862
    It was in one of the first threads.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:31 No.17727865
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    Oh shit I've been sitting on this Messerschmidt blowjob reaction image from /k/ this whole time because I forgot I had it.

    Put it to good use gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:31 No.17727867
    This. >9000 times this.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:31 No.17727868
    Bribe Sakamoto into congratulating Perrine for getting a boyfriend.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)21:31 No.17727871
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    You stare at the newspaper, a horrific, cold chill working its way through your body.

    "Check out the headline!"

    You check out the headline:


    In smaller font, the sub-head:


    The story on your crew occupies the entire front page. That, and the huge picture of you and Perrine. Her eyes are closed, and she's leaning into you without reservation. The picture was shot from the side, and the photographer knew what they were doing - despite the harsh light of the MP's spotlight, the picture is more then good enough for you to see our own eyes bugging out of your skull at the MP in the jeep, conveniently out-of-frame.

    "Can you imagine?" Sean crows, holding the paper at arms length to admire it some more. "I'm getting this fucker framed. Panty-remover in a picture frame, man. And that picture. That fucking picture."

    "Hey, Sean," you say, your head beginning to pound. "Do me a favor. Call me a gnome."

    As Sean regards you quizzically, your eyes latch onto the cutline below the picture.

    That son of a bitch.


    "Courtesy of Major Frank Luke."

    >Anything else to get in town? Perrine got the handcuffs on her own (bah-dum~TISH)
    >Time to return to Castle Barin.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:32 No.17727874
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    We also need to buy that pitch pipe and the raw fish.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:32 No.17727883
    Them and Charlotte are probably our romantic choices. How old is Charlotte?
    >> Major Airlift 01/29/12(Sun)21:33 No.17727892
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    Shit! I had to leave for a bit and finally caught up.

    I was right! Techomancy!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:33 No.17727895
    No, they're mainly jailbait. That's the issue here.

    And anyway, what part of classy gentleman so you not get?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:33 No.17727899

    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:33 No.17727901
    Off topic, but when did you start tripping, man? Did somebody start posting bogus TES lore with your name or something?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:34 No.17727905
    Luke confirmed for photo wizard.

    Now go buy handcuffs.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:34 No.17727906

    Fuck you. Get out.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:34 No.17727908
    Have we got the stuff for Yoshika and Sanya?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:34 No.17727911
    We need a rape whistle. It is said.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:34 No.17727914
    >a huge black-and-white illustration of Perrine french-kissing you as hard as possible
    Perfect. We use this as extortion material. Hopefully the castle doesn't get regular delivery service.

    Alright, so let's grab the other stuff on the list. We have watches, booze, and aviator shades to deliver.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:34 No.17727915

    so that means we just need the fish, the schnapps and the pitchpipe right?

    lets get em. yoshika helped us find our mates, sanya is gonna be our wingman most of the time, and trude has been pretty cool. should get them their shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:34 No.17727918
    This. Also leave Luke behind. Asshole.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:34 No.17727920
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:34 No.17727925

    That sounds completely and utterly wrong.
    >> Major Airlift 01/29/12(Sun)21:34 No.17727926
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    That son of a bitch! We must find him!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:34 No.17727929


    We Abscond with as much of Luke's room and his clothes as we can to the castle with us.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:35 No.17727930
    Oh that bastard. We're getting him back, even if it's the last damn thing we do!!
    >> Fisk 01/29/12(Sun)21:35 No.17727933
    Finish our shopping, then balloon busting.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:35 No.17727934
    Finish the list. Also chocolate. Tons of it. Then eat it in front of the witches because we give no fucks
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:35 No.17727936
    If we have everything we came for, lets head back.

    Captca: whortand visits
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:35 No.17727940
    We don't have romantic choices, this isn't a fucking VN.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:35 No.17727944


    Buy condoms. Use them to troll.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:35 No.17727945
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    Wanting to fuck Witches was not our goal for this thread. That might not be the case for Papa-N, but this is an entirely different quest thread.

    In case you forgot, our goal was to teach the Witches to be hardasses (Minna's already got that down) who all wear pants and aviators.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:35 No.17727946
    >Anything else to get in town? Perrine got the handcuffs on her own (bah-dum~TISH)
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:36 No.17727958

    and peppermint schnapps.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:36 No.17727960

    Mint Snacpps(?), Pipe and the rest of the stuff the girls wanted.

    The we BOUNCE LUKE
    >> That McGuyver 01/29/12(Sun)21:36 No.17727971
    And silk robes.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:36 No.17727973
    Buy rape whistle, anything else we forgot, then find Luke, call him a gnome, and fuck his shit up.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:37 No.17727976
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    >"Courtesy of Major Frank Luke."

    That magnificent motherfucker...He should write a book. We'd have to read it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:37 No.17727984

    perrinne is actually here with us, she can get it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:37 No.17727986
    Oh crap, forgot about that. That's supposed to be the tricky one.

    Let's go back to the German guy. He's German, if there's any within fifty miles, he'll know.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:37 No.17727987
    Let's just strafe his office.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:38 No.17727992
    The man is some kind of photography ninja.

    Right, well, no need to hunt him down. We just direct the flow of witchy wrath in his direction.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)21:38 No.17727994

    whoa hey I'm not in for that here!

    save it for my quest threads
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:38 No.17727999
    with the rest of the witches
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:39 No.17728005
    This is STRIKE WITCHES quest. Not WW2 FIGHTER PILOT quest. There will probably be romance.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:39 No.17728013

    We need to play Santa Claus and troll Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:39 No.17728015
    We're taking our time of it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:39 No.17728017
    Just throwing it out here.
    We have a fuckhuge shopping list, but nobody remembered to buy some cigars?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:40 No.17728022
    We probably need to get that silk robe and stethoscope if we haven't already.

    Deliver them to Perrine in a wrapped box. with a copy of the newspaper inside. Vacate the area before she opens said box.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:40 No.17728023
    Fuck romance
    Acquire hard-asses
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:40 No.17728029
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:40 No.17728031
    On the subject of Santa, can we scrounge up a Santa hat? If only so we can call Perrine a ho multiple times to her face and get away scot free?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:40 No.17728032
    Personally against sticking it in any of the witches. But if you guys can't help it, keep it above the age of consent atleast .(17 in England I believe).
    No pedophilia
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:40 No.17728035

    Put them back in your pants. Hands on the desk.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:40 No.17728038
    >There will probably be romance.
    Of the gay variety. Between witches.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:40 No.17728041
    if there is a romance subplot anywhere i have full faith that planefag will handle it without faggotry or retardation.

    praise planefag!
    faith in planefag!
    trust planefag!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:41 No.17728043
    It's a pilot quest first and foremost. The witches are just a backdrop for our badassery, and need not be bothered with.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:41 No.17728044
    She was called back to base
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:41 No.17728045
    What is this .gif from anyways?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:41 No.17728046
    Since Perrine was the one who jumped us in front of the MP, has anyone considered that she was in on it?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:42 No.17728060
    What? When?
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)21:42 No.17728065
    Different guy, there's a number of alpharius on the board. I trip to get omegon into the name as it ammused me, no other reason.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:42 No.17728066
    >2 days in-game
    >Have kissed Perrine
    >Bought gift for Minna
    Yep, we sure are taking our time.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:42 No.17728072
    Nah. It's not in her nature. This will embarrass her more than us.
    >> The Technologist 01/29/12(Sun)21:43 No.17728079
    Step 1. Find Luke, murder him and hide the body.
    Step 2. Find the Schnapps. Whatever it takes
    Step 3. Return to Castle Barrin and pray to god none of the witches saw that picture.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:43 No.17728080
    Why would she?
    This is gonna hurt her more than it hurts us.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:43 No.17728081
    12 threads.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:43 No.17728084
    Then why are they there at all?
    >inb4 the shouldn't be
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:43 No.17728087
    Ah, gotcha.

    Yeah, I don't see her liking this much.
    >> That McGuyver 01/29/12(Sun)21:44 No.17728093
    We got the stethescope. Need fish, robes, and schnapps.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:44 No.17728096
    Except to harden them the fuck up. Aviators, pants, and giant egos all around.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:45 No.17728104

    To show them up.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:45 No.17728108
    They're there so we can upstage them and subvert the whole magical sparkle girl thing they've got going on in the proper series.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:45 No.17728109
    Well, you see, the Witches serve as a contrast. They're magical girls who have to rely on their magic to make them effective whereas we're just a badass pilot who manages to go toe to toe with them solely on our skill rather than having to rely on magical abil... Oh wait, nevermind. I don't know either.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:45 No.17728111
    Probably not on this one. SHe has a raging hardon for Sakamoto.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)21:45 No.17728113
    Well, in that case, we need to make damb sure Sean or Iain don't take a copy back.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:45 No.17728115
    wait, can you even wear aviators while flying a striker unit? wont they blow off?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)21:45 No.17728116
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    "Has Perrine-"

    Sean grins. "Hot off the presses," he says. "The truck doesn't drop these off at the PX until tomorrow, remember?"

    He's right. Local papers don't deliver to the base until the day after, if that. Generally one copy comes in and is passed around the mess or the O-Club if it's got any relevant war news in it. Or the latest ball game, before all the players enlisted.

    You latch onto your seething fury at Luke and use it to override all that gnome magic bullshit. "Well, screw it. We've got a few other things to get."

    "Ian already got that pitch pipe. Said he'd pick up some sheet music while he was at it." Sean shrugs. "I didn't even know there was a music shop in town. Or whatever they call them. Instrument boutique? I don't fucking know."

    "Whatever. You know how to buy fish?"

    "Give the fishmonger money?"

    "Yeah. Try to get a few of each."


    "No, fishmongers. I want a tall one, a skinny one, and one uglier then you. Tall order, but I have faith in you."

    Sean gives you a good-natured snort, takes your money, and heads for the docks. Perrine said something vague about "having a line on the handcuffs," earlier, so there's just one thing left to get.

    That silk bathrobe.

    Silk, during a global war. Hmm.

    >Old girlfriend has one...
    >We could actually try the tailor...
    >There's this 'gentlemen' in town who can get you anything, if you can find what he needs in exchange...
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:46 No.17728122
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:46 No.17728128
    and pitch pipe
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:46 No.17728129
    is this among our records from the barracks?
    probably not -> acquire in town! ericas face will be glorious.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:46 No.17728137
    See, that's why this whole male witch thing is such bullshit. It ruins the whole point here.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:46 No.17728138
    So romance isn't the main point. It should still be there though.

    Can't we do both?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:47 No.17728141
    Is there an archive link to previous threads?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:47 No.17728146
    >There's this 'gentlemen' in town who can get you anything, if you can find what he needs in exchange...

    Quest chain! Quest chain!
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:47 No.17728148
    no no no, we're going with this
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:48 No.17728155
    >> Starshadow 01/29/12(Sun)21:48 No.17728157
    Normally I'd go for shenanigans, but we should probably try the tailor. Especially if you want one that fits.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:48 No.17728162

    the gentleman from town.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:48 No.17728163
    >> 風林火山 01/29/12(Sun)21:48 No.17728168

    Tailor for silk

    GENTLEMAN for Schnnaps
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:49 No.17728170
    Try the taylor. The more legit this operation remains, the quicker we are likely to get back in our bird and back to work
    >> Major Airlift 01/29/12(Sun)21:49 No.17728171
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    The Schnaaps, man! Trude has priority over Perine's stupid requests cause she's not a bitch.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)21:49 No.17728175
    Just search suptg for strike witches. it takes 10 seconds..
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:49 No.17728177
    You mean, take some of the parachutes to the tailor to be made into a proper robe?
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    Getting it from our old girl is too easy.

    Find the shady man, give him what he wants.
    >> Starshadow 01/29/12(Sun)21:49 No.17728183
    Do you guys think we could make a detour the to printhouse and maybe get a stack of pictures? Or a stack of newspapers if that isn't possible.

    They could come in handy!
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)21:49 No.17728185
    Try tailor and enquire about prices
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:49 No.17728186
    Try the Tailor first.

    If that fails, then to the "Gentleman".

    Also Schnapps.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:50 No.17728189
    Yeah, It would work.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:50 No.17728190
    Lets try the tailor. We don't need to be giving blow jobs to some dude in an alley. Old girlfriend is a second good choice. It could stir up drama for us to not give a fuck about.
    >> That McGuyver 01/29/12(Sun)21:50 No.17728192
    Tailor. Who else would have cloth?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:50 No.17728195
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:50 No.17728196
    No, fuck you. Getting the MC laid won't do anything to help your own virginity, so stop trying.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:50 No.17728202
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    Yeah, when planefag posted the last thread's ending I was hoping this thread would make it less retarded somehow.

    But NOOOOOO..
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:50 No.17728206

    >old girlfriend

    OH FUCK NO. She has probably seen the paper of us making out with a 16-year old girl.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:51 No.17728208
    seconding this
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:51 No.17728209

    we need schnapps to you silly git.

    also, [x]tailor

    we could get him to cut up a parachute. not ours though. maybe Ian's.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:51 No.17728218
    this and the rape whistle are priorities
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:52 No.17728224
    Stopping the MC from getting laid won't help yours
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:52 No.17728227
    I thought we already had the schnapps.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:52 No.17728228
    But I like projecting, and a self insert me fucking little girls is pretty enjoyable.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:52 No.17728235
    Nah, we are still an asshole pilot, and we are still going to slap some alium's shit, but now we know one of the mechanisms through which we do so.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:52 No.17728237
    That doesn't make any sense.
    And again, GTFB2/a/.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)21:53 No.17728241
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    > they say 'my magic comes from my soul.' It comes from your life. From your love. For whatever you do. Perhaps its part of everything we do. You cannot divide it up like this, here is skill, there is magic, line between!"
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:53 No.17728243
    We have access to dozens back at the airbase.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 01/29/12(Sun)21:53 No.17728244
    activate fetch quest
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:53 No.17728245

    Die. Both of you. Or go back to /a/.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:53 No.17728253

    the other night pilot said he could probably get some in the morning but we just went straight to the watchmaker so we dont have it yet.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:53 No.17728258
    Schnapps and tailor.

    No further shenanigans in town. Finding out that we have Teutonic gnome magic was quite enough for one trip.
    >> Starshadow 01/29/12(Sun)21:54 No.17728260
    If the parachute is damaged or otherwise fucked, then fine. But no way can we destroy a perfectly good parachute and still call ourselves a pilot.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:54 No.17728262
    still bullshit, man. I'm disappointed
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:55 No.17728281
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    Then gtfo.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:55 No.17728283
    Tailor is the only not stupid option.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:56 No.17728297

    Yeah. This.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:56 No.17728298
    Tailor, do not fuck with parachutes.

    Also cannot forget the Schnapps, more important than the robe and probably easier to find.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:56 No.17728299

    Just because we're magic now doesn't mean we can break the sacred trust between the pilot, and the only thing that keeps him from a horrific inertia induced death when he hits the ground.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:56 No.17728302
    Course, now that we now we have magic, we can make physics our bitch.

    Even more of our bitch at any rate
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:56 No.17728307
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    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:56 No.17728308
    Old girlfriend because it might shed light on our past. Did we walk out of the womb as a certified planetary badass or did the girlfriend shape us into an alpha?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:57 No.17728320
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:58 No.17728335
    We aren't going to give it to a pilot to use, so it will be fine.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:58 No.17728338
    I don't get it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:59 No.17728340
    We are a pilot. You are issued a giant ego upon getting your wings. Hell, you get that before the flight suit or the aviators, even.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:59 No.17728347

    So they banned you in fuckland and now you have to come shit in here? Just die.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:59 No.17728352

    She is going to shape us into a corpse if we come around a few hours after she sees us making out with a little french girl on the front page of the paper.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)21:59 No.17728357
    Why don't we jack old girlfriends robe, and then bring it to thew tailor. Save material costs.
    >> Major Airlift 01/29/12(Sun)22:00 No.17728365
    Which probably the reason planefag listed it as an option.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:00 No.17728366
    We only need one robe, not the 20 odd that a parachute could make. It'd either be a waste of fabric, or we'd be endangering another pilot by leaving an unsafe chute around.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:00 No.17728371
    I like this idea, seems funny.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:00 No.17728377
    >cant read
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:00 No.17728378

    So we're just going to waste war materiel? During an alien invasion. Nay, we should check with yon tailor first.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:01 No.17728391
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    Everyone on 4chan likes anime. Only some will admit it.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:01 No.17728393

    offer the tailor the rest of the chute as payment for actually making it. he can use it to make whatever and sell it.

    ...but where to snag a chute.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:01 No.17728401

    Why not make 20 robes then? One for each of the witches! It would be glorious! They will not know what to make of it, or they will appreciate the gift.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:01 No.17728402
    >can't think
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:02 No.17728404
    >Yon tailor
    >shop open to the public

    BUYING A SILK BATHROBE FOR HIS MAIDEN oh god the fucking newslines
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:02 No.17728412

    I like anime, you retard. I just don't want to devolve this quest into The Fuckening.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/29/12(Sun)22:03 No.17728420
    The solution to that is to make 20 or so ad gifts. Though I agree that destroying a parachute is sacraligious
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:03 No.17728421
    Well, we know where to take a chute from. The stores are notoriously shittly guarded back at base.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:04 No.17728433

    You raise a good point, my good man. Maybe we should skip the drama and check with the GENTLEMAN first. If he's to pricy, we'll nick out ex's.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:04 No.17728436

    Parachutes are in short supply. If we take one, odds are we are FUCKING OVER A FELLOW PILOT IN THE WORST WAY WHICH IS SOMETHING WE DO NOT DO.
    >> Fisk 01/29/12(Sun)22:04 No.17728439
    Just for that alone, yes to the tailor.
    >> The Technologist 01/29/12(Sun)22:04 No.17728441
    Where is our Glorious Leader (planefag) anyway?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:04 No.17728444
    It's not about liking or disliking anime, you fucking twat, it's about not wanting this to devolve into the sort of bullshit those fags over in /a/ (and their mods) tend to do with series like strike witches.
    See also:
    >> Major Airlift 01/29/12(Sun)22:05 No.17728448
    Not on the base. It's out everywhere else.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:05 No.17728457
    Waiting for us to shut up long enough to make a new thread?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:05 No.17728461
    bring the paper to the tailor. when he asks for the size show him the paper. tell him to use it as a refrence.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)22:05 No.17728462
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    You consider your options, and quickly realize your face in the paper has ruled two of them out. The fixer in town is fantastic for getting things like maracas, Cuban cigars, crap like that - he even smuggled Pete The Clown onto the base, once. But he's a bit twitchy and more then a bit of a pervert, and with your association with Witches common knowledge, his price would probably be disgusting and perverted as hell. You're not in the underwear-theft business, no sir.

    As for your old flame, well, as of three weeks ago she was kinda-sorta your *current* flame, and you very much doubt the morning's paper has put her in a good mood. No, more like "this old Webley still works fine" kind of mood, in fact.

    That leaves fairly legitimate channels. Fortunately, you came prepared.

    The village tailor's shop is run by a gruff, angry old woman. Guys who've had work done here in the past spoke highly of her, and said she was an okay sort, despite her aggressive attitude. The door of the shop *dings!* with sedate propriety as you push it open, and the old battleaxe herself rises from behind the counter like some sea-monster of old.

    "ThehellyawantYank," she mutters.

    "A silk robe."

    The woman eyes you up and down, and sniggers rudely. "Silk? With the war on? Even if we had any in stock, you sure couldn't afford it, bub. Generals send their ajundants out looking for silk scarves to woo their lady friends, or to send home to their wives if they got *caught* with their lady friends."

    "Oh," you say, looking dejected. "Uh, what do you have?"
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:05 No.17728466
    Just might work. We may be a pilot, but that just means we should have a healthy appreciation for the importance of wheeling-and-dealing. And if we don't SEE the parachute being turned into silk dresses, then there should be no problem.

    Plus, the day I hear a story about a soldier respecting the "sanctity of GI war materiel", I'll eat my shorts.
    >> Starshadow 01/29/12(Sun)22:06 No.17728478
    I wouldn't worry about it too much.

    1. Damaged chutes need to be repaired. I've never heard of "army tailors", so if there are damaged chutes on this island they will most likely end up in the tailor shop.
    2. Silk is an important resource, so any usable scraps would end up at the place best suited to make use of them. IE the tailor shop.

    Its a pretty good bet that the shop has a stack of parachutes that have all taken shrapnel hits. All we need is one beyond repair and a little dosh.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:06 No.17728479
    The girlfriend might work for the paper but so what? We just stroll in, take a gander at whatever perishables we can consume, and ask for the silk robe that we gave her for this new French teenage girl.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:07 No.17728500
    Wait. We're the gun whisperer. Can anyone say "dud round"?
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:08 No.17728502
    did nylon exist then? If so, nylon. In OD green.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:09 No.17728522
    Grab ex's robe, bring to tailor for resizing.
    >> That McGuyver 01/29/12(Sun)22:09 No.17728533
    We give no fucks though

    /tg/ has had at least 3 quests with sex that didn't devolve into fanwank and rage. If the questfag wants to write it, I'm fine with that. If not, also fine.

    Also, autosage
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:10 No.17728538
    So we're at about 440 replies here. Definitely need a new thread.
    >> Starshadow 01/29/12(Sun)22:10 No.17728544
    >Cuban cigars, crap like that - he even smuggled Pete The Clown onto the base, once.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:10 No.17728553
    Let's not test how reliably that works.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:11 No.17728559
    given the number of quest threads we have nowadays, "at least 3" doesn't exactly instill me with confidence.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:11 No.17728567

    at least not by standing infront of loaded guns.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:12 No.17728571
    Which is why /tg/ should do it. Show the faggots how some real romance.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:12 No.17728572

    We are AIRMEN and we are talking about PARACHUTES. We are not line infantry talking about fucking jeeps here.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:12 No.17728578
    >sure as hell couldn't afford it

    "Have you read the papers, lady? This robe is for a WITCH. A witch wants a silk robe, and she sent me to get her one."
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:12 No.17728581
    one of the earlier threads had planefag mentioning that he plays SS13

    still a huge >whywouldyoudothat
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:13 No.17728593

    Wow. 3? 3 out of what? 500? Let's just avoid that can of worms. Especially with the witches.
    >> Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)22:14 No.17728608
    Dammit planefag. Start a new thread so I can go take a shower.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/29/12(Sun)22:15 No.17728610
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    We can scrounge silk from used parachute flares. We won't be ruining any good parachutes, and we can aquire the used ones without getting in trouble!

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