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    494 KB planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)22:41 No.17690122  
    What happens afterwards is fairly inevitable. All your old buddies from the Squadron come swarm you and bear you away on a tide of shoulders to partake in a tide of booze in the O-Club, as suits the ace-in-a-day crew. Perrine has to punch a few people before she's spared the crowdsurfing treatment, but she does accept the escort of about two dozen young, good-looking men to the O-Club herself, where she goes on to have quite a good time for an hour or two.

    Some time later, Ian, not quite sober, begins chuckling wickedly as Perrine trots to the door, a snobby look of indignation on her face.

    "What are you up to, you clever little shit?" you ask him.

    "Ah bet you. The dollars. Ten. Of dolarrs," he says, then starts giggling like a madman. "That - that she just says to herself, they lyin, they don't all do laundry on the same day..."

    You try to make out Ian's meaning through the slurred giggles, but give up on it. About ten minutes later, as you're getting ready to intercept another hard fastball pitch from "Paddy," Perrine enters the club again, a look of resigned bewilderment plain upon her face. Ian begins laughing so hard he falls off his stool and rolls under the table, which is extremely unusual for him.

    You stare at Ian's unusual display of mirth, reaching out and intercepting the screaming pint-glass without looking. You hear a muted sound from Paddy that sounds a lot like a curse, and sip your beer with a feeling of victory. He's got a good arm, the poor chap, but he's too predictable, always angling for your distracted moments with unerring regularity.

    "Okay," you say, rejoining Ian. "The hell are you up to?"

    "Maybe, like, too many men leering and Perrine, she's so neat and pre-cise, she starts to feel self-concious, even if she likes the attention," Ian is giggling, "and may-bee somebody radioed ahead and was like gee boys it's laundry day remember that..."
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:43 No.17690150
    I have no fucking idea what Ian wants.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)22:43 No.17690157
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    Ian you crafty mother fucker.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:44 No.17690164
    he has the hots for a homocidal bitch who attempted to kill you.

    just ignore his ass hes an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:44 No.17690169
    wait, did they make her do the laundry?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:44 No.17690171
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    oh lord Ian what are you up too.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:45 No.17690183
    Isolated, prim and proper girl.

    FAHSANDS of boy briefs.

    Do the math.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:45 No.17690184

    I am sensing a parade of pants on a line.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:46 No.17690195
    My guess is there are many people without pants because they are all in the laundry.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:48 No.17690221

    we'd have seen that right?

    or did we roll 1 for perception?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:48 No.17690228
    Perrine seems distressed. Should we not, as members of her unit, ask her what her problem is? Loudly and Pointedly? In the middle of the O-Club?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)22:49 No.17690234
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    "So you're telling me she just checked the base laundromat and found every pair of pants not being worn jammed into a washing machine."

    "We had to stand on top of a few to cram 'em in," a mechanic on your left admits. "Just hopped up there and started dancing on 'em like they were stamping out grapes in a vinyard, haha!"

    "Oh, Ian, this is why I keep you around," you say, laughing. You haven't gotten sloshed, but you HAVE had a few. "Your bouts of conscience never overstay their welcome."

    "Everything in moderation," Ian says sagely, sounding very much like himself, then tilts the glass back. "Including moderation."

    The party winds down and your crewmen are carried away to their quarters. You leave Perrine to fend for herself, not that she won't have plenty of eager aid, being a half-naked young woman striding around a wartime airbase full of bored young men.

    You make for your barracks and waste no time in shoving everything you own (which isn't that much,) into one huge barracks bag. That done, you sit on your old cot and have a good think.

    Yes, it was only a few days ago that you were sleeping here, and yes, the massive change in your life as of late is monumental and all that, but before you can sit here to ponder the meaning of it all and where your life is going, there are more pressing matters to consider.

    Like all the shit you're about to steal.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:50 No.17690251
    We are in the O-Club, perrine just left and then came back.

    We don't know what's happening elsewhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:50 No.17690253
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:50 No.17690254
    >Like all the shit you're about to steal.

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:50 No.17690262
    Something of Paddie's.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)22:51 No.17690265
    >I have no fucking idea what Ian wants.

    You really don't. It's canon. Ian's just smooth like that.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:51 No.17690272
    Aviators first, nobody will need them till morning and they'll all be too hungover to consider they've been stolen.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:51 No.17690274
    ...maybe we should stop with the Perrine trolling for now. We're going to need her help to grab all the shit they want at the castle.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:51 No.17690279
    We better find some aviators to nick.

    Damn the consequences!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:51 No.17690281

    get the handcuffs last we could just get caught with everything else we've stolen to get arrested then leg it with the cuffs.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:52 No.17690289
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:52 No.17690290

    They're all drunk and tired, if there is anything on base on the list better jump to it. Though we do have a half naked young woman in tow, so we can use that for leverage to gain a few, more choice items.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)22:53 No.17690305
    I don't suppose we could just trade on our stratospheric reputation and simply BUY or TRADE the shit we want.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:54 No.17690314
    Time for light looting to check off a few items.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:54 No.17690317

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:55 No.17690321
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)22:55 No.17690333
    Ian wants aviators. This should be obvious.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)22:55 No.17690335
    Fair 'nuff.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:55 No.17690336
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:55 No.17690337
    Combination of these two, whatever is easier for the given items.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:56 No.17690339
    no, thats not how we roll.

    we roll by doing things and not giving a fuck.

    also we are made of sheer awesome when planefag isn't stepping with with having perrine being mary sue'd.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:56 No.17690345

    Why not leave her as distraction?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)22:59 No.17690378
    why not zoidberg?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:00 No.17690392

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)23:00 No.17690399
    You consult the list of requested items from the Witches - blush, eyeliner, pantyhose, other things you can't readily get from a military PX - well, any of the rough-and-ready frontline bases, anyways. You toss it aside and pull out Minna's purloined memo pad from the inside pocket of your jacket, which contains the other list you wrote down yourself.

    "Aviator sunglasses. Thirteen or fourteen pairs, at least," you say, reading aloud. "Same number of aviator-issue trousers." You made some rough guesstimates as to the Witches sizes, though that won't matter too much because of the a few-sizes-fit-none policy. Besides, Castle Barin has a tailor in residence, somewhere. You think.

    "One pair of pants that actually fit," you note, "For Minna." Minna's measurements you're not worried about, you made very, very careful observations of the length of her legs and the width of her h-

    "A watch," you say to yourself sharply, scribbling it down with hard strokes of the pencil. "Like mine. That's useful." You're not sure where to find one, but there's ways to address that.

    You scratch your head with the pencil, thinking. Is there anything you wanted to get that is best provided by the USAF or her Majesties Royal Air Force?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:01 No.17690413
    no one remember zoidburg
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)23:01 No.17690417
    >wat do
    >fucking catchpa ate the image
    >fuck catchpa these days srsly
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:02 No.17690421
    We need some fucking music. Jack a phonograph and some records.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:02 No.17690432
    Seconded, let's play this loudly.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:02 No.17690438
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    At some point we should do this
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)23:03 No.17690448
    Lets see, we need to find:

    Stethescope: have to steal, try sick bay
    Hand cuffs: do they make those fuzz covered ones yet?
    Fish: uhhh, BX?
    Schnapps: put some feelers out with unit, promise to tell stories of drunk witches next time we drop by.
    Hootch: where ever the enlisted told us to find it. Ask for schnapps while we are there
    Pants: whereever we pick up uniforms, probably BX.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:04 No.17690463
    What the hell is this? Am I coming in halfway through the story or something? Who the hell are these people? What universe is this? Why aren't all the aviators stolen yet?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:04 No.17690466
    Is that
    A bomb bay full of machine guns?
    For strafing?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:04 No.17690472

    Box of good ole .45 munition.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:05 No.17690478
    >obligatory sidewinder B52 mention

    strike witches quest. archives are on suptg. basically Aliens invade earth. Earth is protected by genderbent aces who use magic and
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:05 No.17690479
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    Crazy Russians
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)23:05 No.17690489
    Hells no, even Not Give a Fuck has standards.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:05 No.17690494
    spare ammo for our .45

    possibly talk to Paddy about procuring some special/good boozes through his contacts?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:06 No.17690502
    yeah, get some ammo, if were down to a handful.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:06 No.17690505
    Sakabroto would find this hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:06 No.17690508
    What did Sakabroto and little Miyafuji do to you.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:07 No.17690517
    for handcuffs, locate MPs
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)23:07 No.17690526
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    If we EVER get a speaker system working on the base, we play this song at FULL BLAST, ALL DAY ERRY DAY

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:07 No.17690527

    ask around about whatever the hardest thing to find is gonna be. if we end up stirring stuff up we want the remaining items to be stuff we can just grab.

    the schnapps i guess?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:08 No.17690533
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    Dude, what the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:08 No.17690535
    Big crate of .45 ammo.
    See if we can jack a tommy gun from one of the ground-pounders. Maybe see if one of the ground crew has a contact with an Army mechanic attached to a mechanized unit that might have some.
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)23:09 No.17690553
    Been in and out of B/PXs my whole life. They have watches out the ass in all of them, from cheapo $20 plastic ones to $1200 diving watches.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:10 No.17690562
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    >...a little bit of Erica by my side
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)23:11 No.17690582
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:11 No.17690583
    This is a RAF/Royal Navy base, right? We have better chances of getting a Lanchester SMG.
    >> Major Airlift 01/26/12(Thu)23:11 No.17690588
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:12 No.17690602
    Lend-lease bro
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:13 No.17690608
    I've got to sleep now. Have tonight's threads been added to the archive yet?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)23:13 No.17690609
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    First things first. You tour the barracks and retrieve all the records you loaned out and never got back, and stuff them into the hard-case and then ram that into your barracks bag, which groans miserably as its' stretched. You swing the bag over your shoulder and stroll to the flight line, where you sling it into your plane.

    From there, you stop and ponder your next move. Pants. You were going to acquire - oh, right. Ian made that easy, didn't he?

    You find Perrine in the laundramat, miserably picking through a pile of soaking-wet trousers piled atop a washing machine. "Excellent. Hey, Frenchie, help me sort these out."

    "Frenchie?" Perrine says, snorting. "How eloquent."

    "I'd call you by your proper name, but it'd sully the Queens English."

    Perrine wrinkles her nose at you and turns her back.

    "C'mon, you know the Witches better then I do. I need a pair to fit all of 'em."

    "What? What for? We don't wear pants."

    "Then what are you doing here?"

    Perrine stiffens. "N-nothing."

    "Having a whole squadron of men drooling over you ain't so fun when they actually start drooling ON you, is it?"

    The slender girl quivers visibly.

    "Biiig sloopy strings of dreeeewwwwlllllll-"

    "QUIET!" she yelps, clapping her hands over her ears. "QUIET!"

    "Licking their lips as they stare at your legs, oh, how naughty, she's just asking for it-"

    "FINE! FINE!" Perrine says, glaring at the floor to hide her furious blush. A half-hour of wrangling and picking and a lot of snide remarks from Perrine later, you've got a dozen-plus pairs of carefully-selected legwear tumbling in a dryer.

    "Now if you're done," Perrine sniffs, "I need my rest. Especially after what you put me through."

    >What next?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:13 No.17690612
    Yes, but with a US Army Air Corps presence.
    It's still possible we could get a tommy gun. The .45 ACP should definitely be available though, since it's the standard sidearm.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:13 No.17690613
    They didn't call the US the arsenal of democracy for no reason.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)23:14 No.17690621

    But did they have That One Gearfaggot in every unit in 194what the fuck am I saying of course they did.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:14 No.17690624

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:15 No.17690626
    >look at picture
    that actually was my face when i was reading because this sounds like perfect trolling time for thw woman who keeps trying to kill you.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:16 No.17690642
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    B-but look at those vent holes!

    Besides, it's 9mm. .45 ACP isn't common in the Castle, as we have seen.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:17 No.17690655
    >"Now if you're done," Perrine sniffs, "I need my rest. Especially after what you put me through."

    Does that sound dirty to anyone else?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:18 No.17690658
    Yesterdays thread isn't on suptg (!!!) FUCK

    What happen?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:18 No.17690660
    Let's put it through her.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:18 No.17690664
    Of course it does she's french.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:18 No.17690666
    Yeah, and that's why we keep our own cache.
    Our crew either also uses .45 ACP or .38.
    And personally, if the Martians do another commando raid on the castle, I'd rather have .45 ACP.
    >> FOR REFERENCE: planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)23:19 No.17690676
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    The Aviator glasses you'll have trouble with, since night-fighter pilots are not issued those gee I wonder why. The RAF elements here, however, are mostly naval support and they're always flying over water in daylight.

    Ammo, base armory. Harder to get into/better guarded. You could just ask for some, but then paperwork.

    Booze is no problem. You Have Established Connections. Its all legal, anyways, and the engineers gave you a bankroll. Trude's booze will require some work, but you can do that in the morning no problem.

    A watch depends on how much straight-up larceny you feel like/how much are you going to spend out-of-pocket on Minna. This one will probably set the pro/anti waifufags arguing. Then I will drink their tears.
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    We could put her through a few more things that would really tire her out, but we've got things to do and one of them is not upset Ian.

    So lucky her, we won't ask her to help with the heavy lifting.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:19 No.17690681
    We didn't have a thread yesterday, that's what happened.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:20 No.17690688
    You're welcome.
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)23:20 No.17690691
    Thompsons are shit, you either get the stick mags that empty too fast or a drum that has a 95% chance of jamming or misfiring. Though I do think airmen are one of the few groups who could actually use subs effectively. There just arent any good subs that exist yet.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)23:21 No.17690699
    Well, how much is the watch? No need for an arguments if it's well within the bankroll.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:22 No.17690706

    Anti-Waifu, we can get better waifus, so no effort, nothing that will get us in any trouble, so at that rate we'll probably procure something decent, but I hope, broken. Give her something to do in her off time, I hear repairing delicate machinery is relaxing.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:22 No.17690707

    well the armory is something probably best attempted at night since its well guarded.


    maybe get sean to help. since hes uhh, good at hearing stuff?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:22 No.17690716
    No yesterday thread, this is today's second.

    Go here >>17686953
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:24 No.17690730
    i approve of straight out stealing shit and getting away with it.
    fuck the waifu fags, they seem to be white knight whores who don't look at common sense, so their arguement is invalidated by that very fact.
    >> Major Airlift 01/26/12(Thu)23:25 No.17690744

    Yoink those aviators.

    We're stealing enough, no need to steal ammo too when we have a perfectly legit reason.

    Trude's mint schnapps must be found tomorrow!

    Avoid theft. As cheap as we can go for something usable. To appease the anti/pro waifufags. It's a gift for your waifu! To the antiwaifus: it'll get us on Minna's goodside for a bit. Make things a lot smoother in the transition.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:25 No.17690745
    As a waifu fag, fuck Minna, and fuck spending money.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:25 No.17690746
    did we archive the last thread, by the by?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:25 No.17690749
    Well, what can her magic do? If she can get us some telekinetic five-finger discount on stuff, that would be a great help.

    Then again, we would be giving her blackmail ammo if she were particularly pissed at us one day, and let's face it, she already is.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:25 No.17690750
    >Haven't been on /tg/ in forever
    >See this

    I have no idea what this is, but I want in.
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)23:26 No.17690753
    We're commissioned, so we make bank. Its spendy, but its a war, we have job security and no use for all our money. Imo do it, using the next years allowance of fucks given for her.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)23:26 No.17690757
    A nice watch is fairly expensive, even on a pilot's salary, which isn't as bad as most.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:26 No.17690758
    I'm a pretty big white knight myself and I think that Minna can fuck right off. We'll get her a gift, but it doesn't have to be anything fancy.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:26 No.17690764

    perrines magical ability is making electricity. guess she could blow some lights?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:27 No.17690767
    Our hazard pay is positively ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:28 No.17690781
    We can't bankroll a watch, we need to bankroll those Aviators and ask yourself, what is more important than Aviators?

    The pilot within you should answer 'Nothing'.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:28 No.17690782

    Why not buy it. Might as well stick with some sort of relationship with Minna after interacting for that long.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:28 No.17690783
    Don't witches get paid?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:28 No.17690784
    Look up the threads on sup/tg/
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:28 No.17690785
    I say we get the watch - for ourselves. Flaunt the fucker. CANNOT HAVE.

    IF things warm up between us and Minna, get her one. IF.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)23:28 No.17690786

    ... good point. But you sent all that home to your faaahhahahahahaha no way, this is anon's character, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:28 No.17690790
    I vote paperwork over stealing ammunition during wartime. Because that's just not cool. Also it might be treason maybe I'm not sure on that.
    Also, buying a watch over stealing because jail would be a downer.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:28 No.17690791
    you do realize about half this group is trying to still put perrine AND minna is a good light when minna is a straight out bitch and perrine has tried to kill us multiple times because we exist.

    so i think you understand why white knights really are asking to be bitchslappedjust a bit today...
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    Minna already got her fancy dress from her dead boyrfriend, just get her something cheap, but meaningful.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:29 No.17690799

    Except for Trude, I think so
    >> Major Airlift 01/26/12(Thu)23:30 No.17690809
    Why except Trude?

    They all get paid. Pretty damn well too.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:31 No.17690817
    White Knight here: I'm one of the people saying that Perrine needs to be sectioned, so yes, I get it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:31 No.17690821

    So we can Splinter Cell this?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:31 No.17690824

    she seeds all her pay to her sister iirc.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:32 No.17690833
    perrine sends all of hers to the reconstruction efforts in france
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:32 No.17690837
    >Pitch Pipe for Sanya
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:33 No.17690847
    I say decent watch, nothing extravagant and most certainly. this is a peace offering, not an attempt to curry favor or anything else!

    Ammo and booze should be legitimate acquisitions.... some of the rest could be easily nicked here and there....

    Frenchie's an electric cat.... not going to be much help other than maybe frying the security systems....
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:33 No.17690849
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:33 No.17690850

    not until after its liberated in season two though. thats not happened yet.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:33 No.17690851
    Aw, fuck, I forgot. Where do we even get one of those?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:33 No.17690853

    They both still get paid. That just happens to be what they spend it on.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:33 No.17690856
    I say we try and draw a few squirt guns. If thompsons are not practicable, a sten, sterling, or grease gun would work. Barring that, drawing at least one folding M1 Carbine might be good. Small enough to stash in the bird, big enough to thoroughly ventilate some aliums.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:34 No.17690862
    The word is "cedes", I just felt like informing you.
    Including the entirety of her former fortune, but that doesn't mean she can get out of being sectioned.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:34 No.17690863
    Then get something fairly rare, but not too expensive and try to barter them for something better if that is possible when you return. >>17690676
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:34 No.17690874
    Lets to to the PX and browse their collection of watches. Also, we can case the place.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)23:36 No.17690889
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    "Aviator sunglasses. I was going to get everybody a pair."

    "So you know a place that carries twelve pairs of aviator sunglasses? At this hour?"


    Perrine glares at you. "I understand the pants, but glasses are expensive. I won't let you run around committing petty theft - or grand larceny! It's unbecoming an officer and a gentleman," she says, stating the last two titles with a dubious look on her face.

    Make no mistake, she's a right accomplished snooty bitch. But she's also French - and that gives you your opening.

    "We don't even have any," you say, looking at the far wall. "But the RAF contingent does."

    Perrine drops the wet pants she was idly toying with.

    "Quite a few. They really like them, you know. Ought to see them striding out to the flight line, real sharp looking, masters of the Channel-"

    "Laying it on a bit thick, aren't you?" Perrine growls.

    "Did it work?"

    ".... yes," she says in a low voice.

    Alright, then. To the RAF quartermaster's storage.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:36 No.17690891
    If there are any Australians in this setting, see if you can get one of the Owens SMGs chambered In .45. Never jams, really compact and effective.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:37 No.17690896

    fair enough. point is they have no case available to buy shit.

    and for my bit
    [x]cheapest watch we can get with it still being a peace offering and not an insult.
    I mean, we gotta have at least a decent relationship with da CO but minna route holds no particular appeal

    also, for what do right now, lets go fill out some ammo paperwork, eh? stealing bullets during a war is not highly reguarded i suspect.

    ahem, 'sends'.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:37 No.17690897
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    >Not building Minna an intricate watch from the splintered fragments of a Helvetian Federal Councillor's left shin bone lacquered to a hardened state with varnish derived from the finest Thai shellac.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:37 No.17690899

    Weeeell, the way I see it. Getting her the real deal has certain benefits, particularly if we get her a really nice present it's sort of throwing in her face that we are a maybe, but then we can justify it to ourselves as a matter of being all in or nothing.

    That is, we don't fuck about with gifts. We do it right not because we care about them, but because we are top dog in everything. Eitherway, it'll throw up a huge smoke screen for later shenanigans and keep everyone guessing, including Sakamoto who thinks she has us figured out.

    Not even a Minna fag, but if we're doing this watch thing we do it right then use it as leverage to get all her unit in pants and teaching them what real pilots are like. Who knows, maybe once we're done they'll have their own Officer club and will bounce Night Pilots all on their own with a measure of bravado and balls.

    I also think giving the waifu fags something to hope for will be nice, because it'll make their tears better when we inevitably hook up with Charlotte or Sakamoto, you know, girls who actually have figure and sense.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:37 No.17690900
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    >mfw eating spam right now
    Before we do anything else, we get as many cans of SPEM as we and Perrine can carry.

    Afterwards, snag some ammo for the .45
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:38 No.17690915
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    bwahahaha frogs and cockroaches the eternal war.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:39 No.17690920
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    >It's unbecoming an officer and a gentleman
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:39 No.17690929
    Well fucking played.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:40 No.17690934



    i need to pick a keyboard layout and stick with it.
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)23:41 No.17690940
    So, consensus time

    Yes, cheap/reasonable

    Use availible 9mm
    .45 ACP ammo
    Another gun

    Myself, cheap watch and 9mm
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 01/26/12(Thu)23:41 No.17690944
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    Did I see witches with pants?

    I don't believe this.
    >> Will 01/26/12(Thu)23:42 No.17690953
    This. If we do something, do it right. A good gift means we have -leverage.-
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:42 No.17690956
    Reasonable and .45.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:42 No.17690960
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    Will we ever get to see Eila or Lynette
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:42 No.17690963
    I like the way you think!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:42 No.17690965
    Watch: good and reasonable.

    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:43 No.17690970
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    Forgot this was in my Strike Witches folder.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:44 No.17690983

    Stig just about broke everything that can be done in universe
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:44 No.17690989
    how many bombers could we fit into a bomber's cargo bay?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:44 No.17690990
    >you know, girls who actually have figure and sense.
    Minna's ass son, my god that fucking ass.
    Anyway, I agree with the Sakabroto plan.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:45 No.17690993

    GASP! ... Well. Now I have to change my pants.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/26/12(Thu)23:45 No.17691007
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    All that noise about British Tea-Time and stiff upper lips aside, the RAF portion of the base is as staggeringly drunk as the USAF bit - a good party respects no national boundaries. There's still the odd chap who actually has flight duty or something like that tomorrow, so you do have to look sharp and take to the bushes occasionally.

    "Boost me up," you say to Perrine underneath the window of the RAF warehouse.

    "Oh no you don't," Perrine says, a look of unholy glee entering her eyes. "You boost ME up."

    You oblige. As you thought, she weights almost nothing, and even with her perched on your shoulders you're not unduly strained.

    "Damn, it's got a lock on it."

    You reach for your back pocket, retrieve your essential equipment, and tap a bolt-cutter against Perrine's legs.

    "Where did you get that?"

    "Out of a locked cabinet," you say to add mystery to things.

    She emits the sigh of the long-suffering, and a second later a snipped padlock bounces off your shoulder. You admire Perrine's cute little fanny and legs as she squirms into the window above you.

    You hear footsteps approaching from behind. You glance left and right, but there's no obvious hiding spots.

    > Aggress
    >Lie your ass off
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:45 No.17691008
    Watch: reasonable (it's a peace offering, looking like a cheep sake will defeat the point)

    Gun: .45 ACP >>17690899
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:46 No.17691012
    Watch: Reasonable.

    Need ammo and squirtguns. If no ammo, we need to procure a 9mm handgun. Either a High Power or a P1.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:46 No.17691014
    ...those girls need helmets. NOW.
    >> Major Airlift 01/26/12(Thu)23:46 No.17691017

    Watch: Cheap/reasonable

    Gun: .45 ACP ammo
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:46 No.17691023
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    we're doing this bro, we're making it happen.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:47 No.17691028
    Pretend to be drunk and taking a leak.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:47 No.17691037
    >Lie your ass off
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:48 No.17691041
    Lie your ass off. Acting more drunk than we are might work.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:48 No.17691042
    Pretend you're a drunk obnoxious American! They don't know any other kind, so you'll be fine!

    And be loud enough that Perrine knows to keep her French head down until the danger passes.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:48 No.17691043

    lie. lie like a boss.

    also, lie loudly so perrine knows not to stick her head out.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:48 No.17691044

    Have a cattle prod?

    If not, then fake the worst Scouse accent possible
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/26/12(Thu)23:48 No.17691050
    "I'm pissing on the side of this monument, officer, what are you doing? What? Why here? Because it's better than inside, silly!"
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:49 No.17691052
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:49 No.17691062
    This, loudly so Frenchie knows to keep her head down.... don't need to have our loot-getter captured! That would compromise the mission!
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)23:49 No.17691063
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:49 No.17691066

    Combine our boorish american powers with Perrine's snooty french powers.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:50 No.17691076
    Suptg is moving like a snail for me, but it looks like today's threads aren't archived. Somebody with a good connection needs to get in there.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)23:51 No.17691087
    [x] Lie

    Fixin the lock and stuff 'ere boss
    >> Major Airlift 01/26/12(Thu)23:51 No.17691093
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    I haven't a clue what a scouse accent sounds like but this ideas sounds hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:51 No.17691094
    cant attack a fellow soldier. cant ditch a sister thief. LIE
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:51 No.17691096

    Drop Perrine to the floor, pin her to the wall and prepare to lie our asses off and hope the rumor mill isn't as active here.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:51 No.17691097
    And this gentlemen... is how we get the handcuffs
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:51 No.17691098

    Act drunk and act like you're pissing. Ain't nobody gonna mess with a drunken man as he pees against the side of a building.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:51 No.17691103
    So. We have the 45 and 38 ammo. There will be troops there that will have that themselves. Finding them will take a few questions, but is likely doable. Bartering with them may be a bit more difficult. Same for the good booze.

    Pitch whistle is worth asking around for, but we'll either find it or not. Might at least be able to find some passable workarounds for it though.

    We may have to raise funds to get a decent watch, unless we want to trade away something. Semi-major bets of things we don't want to lose may also work. We may be able to pull in a favor from Perrine after she works with us on getting the aviators if its just for making good with Minna.

    We probably really shouldn't use gambling to raise funds. At worst, a few bluffs and casual bets for very small things to supplement our stuff. We can probably trade on our reputation at least a little bit.

    Theft in the sense of making off with a few pairs of pants or a few aviator glasses is fine. Heavily stacked bets to supplement booze and some personal ammo is fine. Theft of the pitch whistle, the watch, or good booze is not.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:51 No.17691105
    Suptg is down for some reason
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:52 No.17691108
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:53 No.17691118
    Oh boy...

    FakeoutMakeout will not go over well with her...

    Although with the way planefag describes Frenchy all the time, he might enjoy it!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:53 No.17691120
    For the ammo, let's just do the paperwork.
    It's fucking pain, but at least we don't have to spend money on it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:53 No.17691125
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    Just start actually pissing. Nobody will EVER suspect a thing.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 01/26/12(Thu)23:53 No.17691126
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    But neither of those are sion.

    Also this guy was the best German ace in the North Africa theater, and he dies because of engine failure.

    lol germany
    >> That McGuyver 01/26/12(Thu)23:55 No.17691147
    We have money to buy things though. Quite a bit of it. And we can just request ammo.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:55 No.17691148

    Makeout and make grouchy Scouse accents in a drunken tone.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:58 No.17691183
    >make out with Frenchie
    Shove her the rest of the way, and [x] lie. Loudly.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:59 No.17691190

    We don't need make-outs. She's already inside.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)23:59 No.17691200
    >inb4 its Ian or Sean
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:00 No.17691205
    Make out with her ass. You're drunk and she's magic, you ain't gotta explain shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:00 No.17691214
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:00 No.17691215
    We're not THAT drunk
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:02 No.17691234
    They don't know that.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)00:03 No.17691244
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    You put your foot on top of the cut padlock and press it into the soggy ground just as a flashlight beam hits you full in the face.

    "What are you doing here, Yank?"

    You blink against the light, scowling fiercely at your accuser. "Who the hell are you?"

    "Somebody who can make your life really tough if you talk smart, Yank. What are you doing, lurking around the warehouse?"

    "Looking for my damn flashlight."

    "What the wh- oh. Fucking Yanks don't know how to talk."

    "Well don't stand there, help me find it. I dropped it somewhere around here."

    "Wouldn't it be easy to find if it was on?"

    "No shit, thanks for the unique observation," you growl at what you assume is a British MP. Whatever they call them. Commissioned Bobby? You don't know. "It wasn't working, anyways. I was shaking it to punish the little people inside when it flew out of my hand."

    The man sighs, but his light doesn't waver from your face. "Okay, go ahead and look."

    You sigh, and get down on your hands and knees in the boggy, damp grass, making a big show of patting about.

    "Hey, what's that?"

    Sweet fuck, the man's flashlight - ah, torch - has found the glint of the padlock's steel.
    >> That McGuyver 01/27/12(Fri)00:03 No.17691251
    So, any more votes on the watch/gun issue?

    4 votes to get more .45 ammo and get a not-expensive watch, 2 votes cheap watch and/or 9mm ammo.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:04 No.17691253
    But then we're left with the question of what she's doing stuck halfway through a window that was, until moments ago, locked.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)00:04 No.17691261

    Well Rommel is in town, so you just might!

    Extra points if she bumps into Clive Cadwell.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/27/12(Fri)00:05 No.17691268
    Shitting fucks. Uh...wow. We're boned.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:05 No.17691269
    Locked with a padlock that's been conveniently cut out of the way.


    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:06 No.17691279
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    Initiate vomiting.

    The puke will distract him
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:06 No.17691280
    >Sweet fuck, the man's flashlight - ah, torch - has found the glint of the padlock's steel.

    Start talking fast and if that doesn't work, knock him out before he can call for help
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:07 No.17691285

    awwww hell. book it. put our heels to the wind and SKIP this cutscene.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:07 No.17691289
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:07 No.17691290
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/27/12(Fri)00:07 No.17691292


    We are LYING.

    This is what we DO.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:08 No.17691303
    >> That McGuyver 01/27/12(Fri)00:08 No.17691306
    Pokerface. Oh god please pokerface.

    If that doesnt work, knock him out.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:09 No.17691310

    QUICKLY grab it, oh its just my keys, good thing you were here otherwise I'd be locked out of my jet, now help me find my torch
    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)00:09 No.17691311
    hitting an MP is a bad bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:09 No.17691316
    Yeah seriously, beating a MP is a good way to get in a fuckton of trouble.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:09 No.17691321
    Hmm. Assaulting an officer would be a baaaad idea. Running away would leave Perrine trapped inside.
    What we need now is a Martian assault.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:09 No.17691323
    [ X ] VOMIT
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:09 No.17691324
    "No fucking clue. You going to help me look or what?"

    Pokerface the shit out of him. We know nothing of this.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:10 No.17691325

    If worst comes to worst
    We say we were sneaking in to get some nookie with frenchy
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:10 No.17691328
    Induce vomiting. Act belligerent. Do everything possible to get the MP to leave.

    When frenchie shows her face again, tell her she owes us one.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:10 No.17691331
    Knocking a fucking MP out is going to land us in a metric fuckton of shit.

    Hm. Do we HAVE a flashlight? Pick up the padlock before he realizes what it is, juggle some shit and go OH LOOK THE FUCKER WAS HALF BURIED IN THE MUD THANKS FOR NOTHING.

    Or puke on it.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:11 No.17691337
    Call him over, and say:

    "Hey man, between you and me, I need about 10 minutes alone."
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:11 No.17691338
    Pray to whatever god we believe in that his torch, which are still pretty unreliable in this day and age, quits.

    If that fails, commence operate LIE LIKE A DOG
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:11 No.17691339
    Get in between the MP and the lock and start cursing about how you must have stomped your flashlight into the mud
    >at this point unhook our own flash light and roll it around in the mud while picking up the padlock and sliding it down the cuff of our sleeve

    ...We do have a flash light right? ...right?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:12 No.17691345

    this could work
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:12 No.17691346
    This could also be a good idea.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)00:12 No.17691350
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    >apropos of nothing, but what the hell is Sanya saying in this picture, it's always bugged me

    You reach out and pick up the padlock, turning it over in the flashlight beam.

    "Swell fucking job, flatfoot," you sneer, tossing it at the man wielding the torch. "Where the hell were you when THAT happened?"

    "How do I know it wasn't-"

    "Because I don't have any bolt-cutters, I'm not ten feet high, and I get so much hazard pay I could bribe the supply sergeant to slip me anything I wanted anyways. Duh. Besides, you can see the footprints of the actual crook right there." You point at the barely-visible footprints left by Perrine's dainty feet. "Small guy. Probably a turret gunner or mechanic."

    The torch-wielding voice sounds dubious. "But your prints-"

    "-are much deeper, see, dumbass? Ground is all spongy. The fact that those are still there probably mean they were left last night. Rained, didn't it?" This is an easy bet, since there's rarely a night it doesn't at least drizzle at Eastchurch, especially in the spring.


    "So your thief already left and you fucking *Limeys* didn't see shit," you say with satisfaction, mildly amazed you haven't gotten your shit kicked in yet. You reach into your jacket pocket. "You might even say your crook..." you produce your own pair of aviators from your pocket and put them on, "got away clean."

    With the glasses shading your eyes, you get your first good look at the man holding the torch.

    "You cheeky motherfucker."
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:13 No.17691362
    So, potentially, we could end up turning against Perrine or this presumed RAF MP. We don't approve of everything she does by a long shot, but abandoning her is beyond dick move. Attacking the MP is quite possibly an even worse idea. So. Misdirection. Preferably, a way that sends him off none the wiser, but I don't imagine we'll manage that short of him being distracted by something more major and an incredible bluff on our part. So some way that lets us head around with the MP to further misdirect him while not getting him to call in other MPs may be the better choice. We can possibly hope Perrine will work magic in our favor, which could enable the first, or make the second easier.

    And I have no idea how to implement any of these, aside from perhaps convincing them that someone already ran off stumbling drunk, perhaps thinking they were somehow breaking into their own room before the slightly more sober you disabused them of that notion. Not sure how that'd actually help us though.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:14 No.17691369
    It's fucking Sean, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:15 No.17691373
    >but what the hell is Sanya saying in this picture

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/27/12(Fri)00:15 No.17691374
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    Did we bring a shovel? Because we're digging ourselves a hole.
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:15 No.17691376

    It's Luke.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:15 No.17691386
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:15 No.17691389
    Isn't luke american?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:15 No.17691391

    the version with cyrillic says 'theres no sex here, but theres sex in that truck.' (with the implication that its a trap ant the truck is going to a gulag)

    dunno if this one is making the same joke.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:16 No.17691394
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:16 No.17691404
    ...so, is this one of ours, is this that rather high ranking officer in charge of way too much RAF stuff and for some reason talking much more like an MP than such, or something else. Time to find out, I suppose.
    >> That McGuyver 01/27/12(Fri)00:16 No.17691405
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:17 No.17691409
    According to Danbooru, something along the lines of:
    "Lolicons should go to the concentration camp"
    Also, that artist makes my dick diamonds.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)00:18 No.17691418
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)00:18 No.17691420

    The man in the stained engineer jumpsuit gives you the biggest shit-eating grin ever recorded. "Pretty damn smooth, Yank."

    "Got nothing on you. The hell did you do?"

    "Came around the corner, saw somebody moving, snapped the light on and prayed to Jesus Mary and Joseph it wasn't an MP." He looks at the open window above your head. "Uh, could I get a boost?"

    You grin. "Sure, what the hell. Won't be around to help you out, though."

    "We just go out the front door," he explains. "Then the QM gets blamed for not locking it."

    "Nice guy, I take it?" you query as the man hops on your shoulders.

    "If he was, we wouldn't have to do this shit to make kit," the man grunts as he squirms through the window.

    Perrine sticks her head out from behind the building corner as the man vanishes. "And just what was all that?"

    "Reverse lend-lease. C'mon, we still need to hit the armory."
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)00:19 No.17691429
    >"Lolicons should go to the concentration camp"

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:20 No.17691443
    shouldn't it be gulag since you know Orussia.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:21 No.17691458
    I know it comes dangerously close to giving a fuck, but can we actually do the paperwork for the armory? I mean, sneaking out ammo is one thing, but sneaking it out during war-time sounds like it would carry a heavier punishment.
    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)00:21 No.17691459
    Well. I guess we shouldn't go after Sanya...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/27/12(Fri)00:22 No.17691465
    Oh, it's a bro. Superb.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:23 No.17691471

    dont expect japs to grasp these minor distinctions.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:23 No.17691475
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    Like I said.

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:24 No.17691487
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    >reverse lend-lease
    I approve.

    Although I am still mystified by the lack of Hanna.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:25 No.17691493
    Actually, the word she uses IS gulag. The translator made a mistake.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:25 No.17691494
    THis is s1-based, she doesn't show up 'till 2.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:27 No.17691513
    That is the guy who did the Erica ball busting doujin someone posted in /h/. Few decent witch pictures, lots and lots of loli.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:27 No.17691516
    I hope we come across the ground Witches at one point. Like the African chick that blows Neuroi tanks up with a slingshot.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:28 No.17691528
    But most of them are lolis.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:28 No.17691533
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    >one art is of Perrine kissing a dick for her Birthday
    >> That McGuyver 01/27/12(Fri)00:30 No.17691562
    Its easier, so I see no issue. Might be boring, but we just have to file some paperwork for a fuckhueg crate of ammunition. A lot easier than risking our necks for something that damn easy to get.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:30 No.17691564
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    This one? If not, then please tell me about this doujin.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:30 No.17691565
    Is she a delicious brown girl?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:31 No.17691569
    To the Armory!
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:31 No.17691579
    Pierre clostermann's birthday was the 28th of february by the way.

    Might want to keep that in mind.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:31 No.17691587
    Yeah. I say we work on the harder stuff - pitch pipe, handcuffs, stethoscope, that goddamn robe.

    BTW, did Perrine manage to jack anything?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)00:33 No.17691616
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    After depositing the bag of sunglasses in your aircraft, you retrieve the big, heavy canvas sack you obtained just for this trip. If you got as much as you want you'd need a dolly, but you think you'll be okay for a few more Martian attacks, at least.

    "How are we getting into here?" Perrine asks you, looking at the armory. It's well-guarded, with a man behind a counter watching the only exit, and no convenient windows in the side of the building. Well, it's a Quonset hut, to be precise.

    "Just walk in," you reply, and you do just that. "Hey! Hey, Mel!"

    Mel looks up from his day-old newspaper, one of the much-hated Chesterfields dangling from his lips. He's the only man you've ever met who doesn't loathe them. "Huh? Dafuq is dat?" Mel is allegedly British, but he doesn't sound like it. He sounds like an angry lizard given a voice by a perverse God.

    "It's a bag, Mel."

    "Noshit," he snarlhisses. "Whatchawant?"

    "Just .45 ACP. Reload my sidearm."

    Mel eyes the huge bag. "Yeahright."

    "I'm being re-based."

    Mel considers this. "Newcotoldcot?"

    "One of the new ones," you say. "All yours."

    Mel shrugs. "Fuckkin MP's don'tpracticeanyway. Won'tmissit."

    "Hokay," you agree, walk into the caged-in area behind Mel, and walk out with two Thompson SMGs, a dozen magazines, and as much boxed .45 ACP as your weary arms can lift. You stride past Mel, who's already returned to his paper, without a problem.

    "How did you do that?" Perrine asks you, staring at the bulging bag.

    "Bribes and lies."

    You're walking back to your plane when Perrine yanks the bag off your shoulder, spins you around, locks her arms around you and presses her lips to yours in about one-point-four seconds.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:34 No.17691624
    Scream Rape!
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:34 No.17691629
    I guess so. The destroy linker core whatever one.

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:35 No.17691634
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:35 No.17691644
    WAT all over the place
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:35 No.17691646
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:36 No.17691652

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:36 No.17691655
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:37 No.17691664
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:37 No.17691668
    Whatever we do WE MUST NOT ACT SURPRISED.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:37 No.17691673
    Witches come to US, no need to chase!
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:37 No.17691674
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    kiss back of course.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:38 No.17691678
    I swear to god Plane, if you end it here I'll cry.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:38 No.17691682
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)00:38 No.17691683
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    "Huh? Oh no, Sakamoto is going to be so pissed, I promised her my first kiss!"
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:38 No.17691684
    oh god what is going on, is she trying to fuck us over somehow? PILOT LIKES LOLIS LOL?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:38 No.17691685
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    All of my wat as it is raped in a most peculiar way.

    By a mega tsun no less.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:38 No.17691686
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:39 No.17691688
    >> That McGuyver 01/27/12(Fri)00:39 No.17691692
    Wow, we just traded a bed for 2 subs and a fuckload of .45 rounds. This place is crooked as shit or the old beds really suck.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:39 No.17691694
    Hooray! I actually think Perinne is cute when she isn't being a giant bitch, so this is a step forward!
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:39 No.17691696
    Totally must be reaction!
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:39 No.17691698
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    Internally we are pic related.

    Externally we must maintain our pokerface.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/27/12(Fri)00:39 No.17691701
    Remain completely UNFLAPPED.

    Also find out why she did that.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:39 No.17691705
    Slip her the tongue. And make sure we know where her hands are.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:40 No.17691708
    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)00:40 No.17691710
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:40 No.17691712

    Shit's bananas.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:40 No.17691714
    We were considering doing this to trick onlookers before. Some judicious awareness of the area around us as quickly as we can would be very very good. This includes whether she's trying to sneak something onto or off of us.
    If she's trying to trick us, we troll her a bit. If she's trying to trick onlookers, then depending on who it is we troll her during or after.
    If she's suddenly all about figuring out if we'll do things to her for giggles... well, dunno. It seems rather unlikely.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:41 No.17691720
    guys she probably just saw someone coming and kissed us to keep from getting busted with stolen goods.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:42 No.17691724

    Whilst shit is bananas, at least its not Minna, she's not got a sexy eye patch though and shes not german, I don't see this going anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:42 No.17691726
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    So when do we race Charlotte, Lucchini, and Erica with THESE bad boys?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:42 No.17691734
    What was that for? Not like I can blame her. We are pretty much the best thing ever.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:43 No.17691738

    it aint a mechanized infantry unit dude.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:43 No.17691740
    How many of those could fit in a B-52?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:43 No.17691741
    And, of course, play along until we figure just what happened. We are awesome, and unflappable.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)00:43 No.17691742
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    A second later, a blistering-hot beam of light stabs out of the dark and bathes you in radiance, like the furious eye of a Just And Wrathful God.

    "Oh," somebody says, in a very small voice. Perrine keeps on kissing you, and you are too surprised to fight back.

    Well, you pretend to be, at any rate.

    "Sorry," a man says, sounding quite abashed. You hear the rattle of a jeep motor starting up, and if you were to open your eyes, you'd probably see a jeep with a spotlight and a jealous MP driving into the dark.

    As soon as the jeep is out of earshot, Perrine releases you and you jerk away, weaving like a boxer. She eyes you with cold malice.

    "I should kill you for forcing the necessity of something so disgusting."

    "Third time's the charm, huh? What's your kill count, again?"

    "More then yours."

    Which is true, so you look in the direction the poor MP fled. "Bastard. He usually lays by the front gate and blinds guys stumbling home from the O-Club. Guess he accidentally got the Major last night, if he's clear over here."

    "Your Major is a drunk, too?"

    "Hey, he fought to protect your country last war, sweet-cheeks."

    "Don't call me that!"

    "Didn't hear you complain when Ian said it."

    "YES I DID!" Perrine yodels, even though she didn't.

    You stash the boom in your plane, and that concludes your nocturnal shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:43 No.17691743
    Right after we rig one of these up
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:44 No.17691749
    Man im having flashbacks of Company of Heroes now
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:44 No.17691751
    Doesn't have to be. It'd be fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:46 No.17691774
    >Clive Cadwell
    I think you mean: Clive Cuntwell.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:47 No.17691775
    Where exactly in the plane did we stash the loot? Preferably we hid it where it won't be found if the plane is glanced at
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:47 No.17691778
    whisper "Sakamoto's gonna get a good laugh from this"
    just loud enough for Frenchy to hear
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:47 No.17691780
    ...so where did she learn to kiss?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:48 No.17691787

    We should totally give her props for her devious plan. After all, its what we would have done.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:48 No.17691790
    She's French. They don't need to learn.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:49 No.17691794

    shes french.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:49 No.17691801
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:50 No.17691806
    She practices in her bed all night imagining Sakamoto's laughing lips
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:52 No.17691816

    Given the French!Mind going around here, we should say something to the effect of "So it's true what they say about French girls and kissing". Even if we haven't heard anything about french girls and kissing. We need to keep up the mystique here.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:52 No.17691818
    We should say it just to spite her
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/27/12(Fri)00:54 No.17691834
    No, say something like:
    "She could use some more practice..."
    >> That McGuyver 01/27/12(Fri)00:54 No.17691836

    Aka wont get found unless you look there, and why would you?

    Hmmm, think she just made up for nearly killing us. Im fine with her as long as she doesnt do it again.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:55 No.17691840
    Agreed. She's the only witch here, so the trolling must continue. Except teasing this time. Not reckless endangerment.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:55 No.17691841
    Now... how to get hold of a pitch whistle...
    At least a few people should be able to point out the musically inclined, and those should be able to point out the people who might have one. I'm assuming chances of buying it at the PX are rediculously low.
    Unless we find a drunk MP, we're not getting those handcuffs likely. Joke handcuffs are a possibility, from some of those in the camps.
    Stealing a stethoscope is definitely a no-go. Buying one seems unlikely. Getting someone to give us one is possible, depending on how badly the medical groups need them, which may be very very badly indeed. Letting Perrine see that may either sway her to drop that request, or share why so we might convince another it's a good cause to hand over a spare.
    A robe is easy. Silk is not. Chances are we aren't even going to be finding one of those unless we stick around for a while, at which point it would be difficult to get.
    A fish is entirely doable, more than a few someones on this base are fishing likely. Getting it to make its way back, less easy. Though I guess some water and the cold of the plane bay might keep it well enough. And Yoshika helped heal our crew before.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)00:59 No.17691869
    To get silk we can always just get a parachute or two.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:02 No.17691896
    No. We are a Pilot, we would never dream of violating a parachute.
    >> Starshadow 01/27/12(Fri)01:02 No.17691900
    > Working on Warhockey 40k
    > Come back, thread is giant

    >"Bastard. He usually lays by the front gate and blinds guys stumbling home from the O-Club. Guess he accidentally got the Major last night, if he's clear over here."

    WE GOT GUNS BABY! .45s for everybody! Did we get any drum mags with that haul? If not no biggie.

    Specifically a pitch whistle for a piano, that might be even harder. But its still easier than hunting down like 40 tuning forks.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:02 No.17691904
    And the thought occurs that someone back at the castle is almost certainly tailor enough to turn it into a robe. This seems a very good possibility.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:03 No.17691909
    Is anyone else worried that we flew in to an RAF base and stole a shitload of stuff? Not "requisitioned" but outright stole. And our plane is logged in as having landed.

    We should try and erase the logbook or something.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:04 No.17691924
    We'll be untouchable once we make it back to the Castle.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:05 No.17691934

    No. Never destroy parachutes.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)01:05 No.17691941
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    "Where did that ice-bitch learn to KISS!?" Sean grunts.

    You keep your eyes focused on the chewed-up, pitted dirt-track leading from the base to Eastchurch. "Dunno."

    "Probably Sakamoto's ass," Ian moans from the back of the lorry.

    "Impossible, I would've seen the hickies," Sean retorts.

    "You stare at it enough."

    "I don't stare."

    "Not directly."

    "No shit. I've got technique. It's the difference between leering and art appreciation. Hey, are we there yet?"

    "Look for yourself."

    "No thanks," Sean grunts, keeping his hand clapped over his eyes. They're both looking a little green, but Ian's worse off - he doesn't yet trust his legs.

    Eastchurch is the same tired sea-town it's always been, but at least it has some shops worth visiting. Ian and Sean have the 501st engineer's bankroll, and know where to dole it out for maximum impact. There's a watch-maker who has most of his pre-war stock languishing under glass; something good and German should be waiting there for Minna. And there's even a drugstore downtown that carries stethoscopes, or so they claimed on the phone. It should be a nice, quiet, slow day of easy shopping.

    You're tense as a guy-wire as you drive the truck through the downtown, waiting for a Martian tank to bash through the nearest buildings, for Martian steamsleds to come screaming out of the sky, for Perrine to come blasting in on her Striker unit with rape, murder or both on her mind...
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:06 No.17691951
    No. We stole mostly petty shit. We're an ace-in-a-day up for medals and shit. We are above those kinds of accusations. Besides, RAF appears to have a problem with "disappearing" equipment as it is.
    >> That McGuyver 01/27/12(Fri)01:07 No.17691957
    Those drums jammed like fucking crazy, just go ask /k/. We're going to need that work good magic if thats what we have.

    Up next, raid BX for errytang else.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:08 No.17691967
    Nope, can't do that. EVERYONE knows that we were there. We left the front door of the warehouse we pilfered things from open, thus it may be passed of as carelessness rather than a larcenous American pilot. Besides, if they come after us after getting a DFC on circumstantial evidence and across services no less, they are likely to end up with their ass in a sling.

    So, booze, pitch pipe, watch, something for a harley. Ideas?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:09 No.17691976
    A new jacket?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:10 No.17691988
    Ridiculously high-quality engine oil. Because anything less would be an insult.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:11 No.17691998
    Hmm.. couldn't she just get that from the military?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:12 No.17692003
    /k/ here: don't worry about it. The war production model M1928A1 didn't accept drum mags: only the 20 and 30 round sticks.

    We're gold.
    >> That McGuyver 01/27/12(Fri)01:12 No.17692004
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:12 No.17692010

    Clearly you don't know much about how the military works. Two words: Lowest Bidder.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:13 No.17692015
    >Ridiculously high-quality
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:13 No.17692016
    If memory serves, just needs work to fit. This is back in the day when magazines often had to be fit to weapons, remember. A good armorer could probably take care of business. Do we know any? Also, getting on the good side of the engineers might be useful in this respect.
    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)01:13 No.17692017
    For an American we use a lot of britspeak.
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    But nothing happens. Despite your keen pattern recognition, the town is entirely mundane and safe.

    "Why didn't Perrine come?" Ian asks you. "Thought she was babysitting us."

    "Something about Minna being a tight-fisted bitch with off-base leave," you reply.

    "Bet that ain't the only thing thaaaaaaarrgh," Sean groans as his hangover overpowers his smartass reflex. "Why did I open my eyes."

    "Time to get out and spend somebody else's money, remember? And remember, Sakamoto said-"

    "Some stuff that ain't cheap shit," Sean mutters, waving his hand at you as the lorry comes to a halt. "Like you'd know good liquor if it bit'cha."

    You swing by the drugstore first, and pick up the stethoscope. After a second's thought, you pick up a pound of saltpeter as well.

    Finally, you find the watchmaker's shop you were thinking of. The owner is a small old German man, and when the war started in earnest, his shop windows were smashed in and he stayed out of business until the Martins took all the nationalistic divides and shat acid on them.

    Hence most of his pre-war stock is still around - Eastchurch's fishermen didn't buy too many German watches even before the war (though Swiss was fine, as always,) and for two years he sold nothing. You found your current watch there when you first got to England; it should have something else worth buying.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.17692032

    We've been here a while. And I suspect the brits "correct" us at every opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.17692033
    Archives are back up
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:17 No.17692067
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    >that image
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:18 No.17692082
    >After a second's thought, you pick up a pound of saltpeter as well.

    >> Starshadow 01/27/12(Fri)01:18 No.17692087
    Oh good, suptg was nigh unreachable this past few hours. We should refresh the archives just in case.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:19 No.17692091
    >Food preservative, probably for the fish but idk
    >> That McGuyver 01/27/12(Fri)01:20 No.17692097
    We should call it a head just to confuse everyone with even more slang.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:20 No.17692100
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:22 No.17692111
    For reduction of horny I imagine.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:22 No.17692113
    Oh, I thought it was because they say saltpeter depresses the sex drive,
    Atleast its a common myth. Doubt it actually works
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:23 No.17692119
    This thread aint chived
    and im too lazy to think up a witty description
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)01:23 No.17692123
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    The door yields with that prosaic little dingy bell beloved by shopkeepers worldwide. The cacophony of ticking clocks greets your ears, and you pause on the threshhold, looking about awkwardly.




    Grandfather clocks, simple clocks, pub-clocks, and a shit-load of use-scarred Timexes and such fill the small shop, all ticking out-of-sync. The place is literally stuffed with timepieces - shit, there's even a naval chronometer on one shelf, which no British seaman would ever trust to a hack.

    From the back comes the elderly German man. "Ah. Hello again."

    "You remember me?"

    "Of course. Not many young soldiers buy watches that work instead of watches that look flashy for the base nurses."

    "What did you buy, when you were a young soldier?"

    "An engagement ring," he says sourly. "That made noise on a regular basis too, but not the way I wanted it to. Women, young man - steer clear. Wait ten years, when your balls hand off the reigns to your brian. Anyway. What can I get you?"

    "... a nice German watch. For a German pilot I know."

    He sighs. "Vhat did I JUST say?"

    "What? It's a pilot!"

    "You mean a Witch."

    You boggle at him, and he smirks. "Didn't see the paper this morning, I take it."
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:25 No.17692133
    Let's find some Remy Martin. Everyone loves Remy Martin: and it was especially popular among the Luftwaffe, so a couple of bottles each should go over well with Minna, Erica, and Trude. A bottle of shochu will be tough to find, so some whiskey will have to do for Sakamoto.

    Some Newcastle should go over well with the mechanics and the witches that don't drink as much.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:25 No.17692141
    Clearly not, or I wouldn't be this confused.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/27/12(Fri)01:26 No.17692142
    OH GOD, did we make headlines? Because god damn it.
    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)01:26 No.17692146
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:26 No.17692149

    oh lord did we get celebritied?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:27 No.17692153
    "No, I didn't. Also, you know very well that even were I inclined to take your advice on women, I wouldn't manage to."
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:27 No.17692156
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:28 No.17692159
    I hope
    it's not a picture of us and perrine
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:28 No.17692160

    Oh god... This is not good

    We may have just gotten Timesquared.
    >> That McGuyver 01/27/12(Fri)01:28 No.17692162
    Our actions got front page, now all the brits know we are better pilots than all of them. Witches might have been mentioned, who cares we're famous!
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:28 No.17692166
    ...who is also in the picture we're in, is the question I'm wondering. And which witches will try to give us trouble about said picture. ...we may need to begin planning some pre-emptive trolling soon to give us some breathing room.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:29 No.17692169

    Our COs are probably working a propaganda angle out of our exploits, afterall, we stepped on the biggest political landmine a pilot could recently. This is our punishment as liason to the Witches.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:29 No.17692171
    >Inb4 we got photo snapped when Frenchy kissed us
    >We have to show her a copy
    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)01:30 No.17692177
    Okay. Lets think about this.

    He recognized us, not just from being here before. But from the paper. Thus there's a picture of us.

    When has their been an opportunity to take a picture of us!? I can't recall! It might just be a stock photo!
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:32 No.17692201
    Thread still needs to be chived
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:32 No.17692202
    >Remy Martin

    If we wanna go full-swag, I recently bought a candy bar that held Remy in big blisters on it. Really good, especially since some of the chocolate melted into the Remy and took off the bite. Very smooth drink.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)01:33 No.17692206
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    "Like what you did with the place," you say uneasily, looking around at the walls.

    "Oh, yes. Now that Germans are not pig disgusting," he says that last bitterly, "people figure making do is better then buying new. Especially with Normandy between here and the continent, where anything worth buying is made. So I leave out ones I've fixed till they're picked up. Good advertising."

    "Quite," you say, the discordant ticking starting to put you on edge. You try to tune it out, and lean over to inspect his stock. The old shopkeeper leads you through them, discussing different kinds of escarpments and actions. You know something of them, and get into a spirited conversation with the man for almost an hour, enjoying the chance to talk with another watch enthusiast. After a long talk, you both settle on a particularly fine instrument with three dials, twelve-and-twenty-four hour markings, and a rotating bezel which can serve as a slide-rule for common calculations. The price is about what you'd expect for something like that, but your danger pay is piling up and if Minna keeps acting like a bitch with an icicle up her ass, you can always add it to your own collection, right?

    The old German man is boxing up your purchase with a flourish when he abruptly drops the roll of tape he's applying to the box.


    "SHH!" he exclaims, and because he said it, you listen.

    The entire shop is TOCKing with the power of two dozen clocks all ticking in perfect time. One after another, crisp and on cue, the combined sound is almost eerie in its perfection.

    Staring at you with wide, shocked eyes, the old German watchmaker speaks."

    "You... are a wizard too."
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:33 No.17692214
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    Look, I have no designs on her. We've been butting heads hard since I got here and I'm just trying to make nice before one of us kills the other.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:34 No.17692216
    Which quest # is this? Archiving and I don't want it to be off.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)01:34 No.17692223
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    Give you three guesses as to who took it.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/27/12(Fri)01:35 No.17692226
    ...Awww hell.

    Also, what bloody paper?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:35 No.17692228
    >"You... are a wizard too."
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:35 No.17692229

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:35 No.17692230

    "Don't be stupid. Probably Martians."
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:35 No.17692231

    Clocks in time...

    Well fuck... We've just lost any chance of ignoring it. Clocks don't tune themselves.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:35 No.17692234
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/27/12(Fri)01:35 No.17692236
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    ... Well.
    Time to batten down and prepare for the rage.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:36 No.17692238
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    11. i think.

    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)01:36 No.17692241
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    No no no, no.

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:36 No.17692244
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    >"You... are a wizard too."
    >> Will 01/27/12(Fri)01:36 No.17692247
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    oh goddamnit.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:36 No.17692251
    ...The fuck? Since when have I been a wizard? And what the hell do you mean by "too"?

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:36 No.17692254

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/27/12(Fri)01:36 No.17692256
    I tried to archive it and it wouldn't let me, because I archived Deffwotch.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)01:37 No.17692259
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    Strike Witches resumes on SUNDAY. Time depends on how long it takes my GM to murder my six-pack of clones. (Odds are, not long.)
    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)01:37 No.17692262
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:37 No.17692263

    >"You... are a wizard too."

    Say nothing. Deny everything kindly to the old man, who has obviously lost it.

    Or politely continue to talk to him, and see where he's going with this.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:37 No.17692264

    Now here come's the rage.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:37 No.17692268
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    Ok, you know what, we can just give her our watch, lets leave this guy to his wizard business. Too much lead in his water, crazier than a chicken in a pickle barrel.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:37 No.17692272
    Don't use the "w" word, please, sir.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:37 No.17692273
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)01:38 No.17692276

    Nope. Smart money is Luke, or even Paddy.

    Oh, "Paddy."
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:38 No.17692278
    >> That McGuyver 01/27/12(Fri)01:38 No.17692283
    So, our magic makes machines work or not if we want it to.

    I've made do with worse.
    >> Noko Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:39 No.17692290

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:39 No.17692293
    Archived it.

    And personally, I don't like the idea of us being a wizard. It'd have been cooler to just be that good. Because now our buddies are probably also wizards like we all thought and it's going to get all political.

    I wanna just dick around.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:39 No.17692298
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:39 No.17692301
    You know, I need to sleep. That was just cruel.

    On that note, acting like we don't know anything at all about what he's talking about, or that we don't notice all the mechanical things working right will certainly be a dead giveaway that we're hiding something, and that we know why we need to hide it.
    'Honest' surprise, confusion, curiosity about how he managed to get them all to suddenly switch to the same time, and perhaps that it'd be kinda nice if it wasn't just witches but hey whatchagonnado.
    Then it depends on whether he keeps talking or clams up.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:41 No.17692315
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    >Sunday... Fuck
    >DnD or SWQ
    >wat do
    >wat do
    >wat do

    ...My group has enough defenders
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:41 No.17692316
    When could they have taken a picture... did one of them get us sleeping in the Witch bed?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)01:41 No.17692318
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    >dat cliffhanger

    Welp, back to attempting to drawfag some shit (poorly)
    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)01:41 No.17692321
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    It's probably nothing at all and planefag is just enjoying the torture is causes us all...
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:42 No.17692329
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)01:43 No.17692337
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    >And personally, I don't like the idea of us being a wizard. It'd have been cooler to just be that good.

    Actually, it's both. Simultaneously. The explanation is a little complex, but anybody who really understands magic should be able to explain it to you just fine.

    You just have to ask a Witch "How does male magic work?" That should be easy enough, right?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:43 No.17692339

    There's 24 odd clocks in the room.

    Chances that they tick in unison? Near zero.

    My guess though? Start next thread and they go back out of sync.

    And we wonder for another 2 threads if it was a trick of fate, or were we distracted?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:43 No.17692341
    I wouldn't get too hyped up. Male mages are exceedingly weak in magic. It's probably just an extreme ability to work with machinery or something. Nothing controllable.

    On the other hand, we can use this card to get laid. Continuing the magic race and all that.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:44 No.17692346
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    We were given a miniscule amount of magic through the kiss from Perrine?

    I'm pulling this outta my ass here.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:44 No.17692349

    But does this mean we can wear our robe and wizard hat?

    Better yet, is this a legitimating excuse for us to not wear pants?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:44 No.17692351
    Simple technical activities, repeated a nauseating number of times, have apparently taken us where few pilots have ever dreamed possible.

    Yes, gentlemen, we are now a warlock. Our magical power: badassness. Our sparkles shall become LEGENDARY.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:45 No.17692356
    I've never read or watched SW. How does magic work in it? From what I've picked up it's not ritual circles and fireballs or miracle-working, more like enhanced abilities and shit?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/27/12(Fri)01:45 No.17692357
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    >magic is herpes
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:46 No.17692361
    Because god knows our actual casting ability will be nothing to talk about.
    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)01:47 No.17692371
    Superpowers really. They all have some common abilities like shields and superstrength. Others have more unique powers:

    magic radar
    couplesecond precognition

    are some examples.

    Also they can just turn it into fuel for their striker units.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:47 No.17692372
    Rough estimate of what time you'll be around?
    Got a game myself.
    >> That McGuyver 01/27/12(Fri)01:47 No.17692377
    So, we are Schrodeinger's magi?

    I say we ask Perrine, I see no problems with this.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:48 No.17692379
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    Nigga, are you telling me we'll have to start dressing like THIS? (the one on the right)

    I don't mind, it looks cool as shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:48 No.17692382
    The moment we sparkle is the moment we commit suicide.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:49 No.17692385
    We wouldn't have enough magic to stand up in one of those things, much less actually take off.
    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)01:50 No.17692394
    Bah. Screw that. We kicked ass earlier because the P-61 has huge ass guns. Witches may be really fast and maneuverable but they still only have small arms to shoot with.

    I'm betting on some sort of technomancy. We can cause problems and also instantly know exactly what is wrong with a machine.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)01:50 No.17692397
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    >Me262 striker unit

    Oh... Oh yes
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)01:50 No.17692398

    Probably usual time. Don't know for sure and certain they're not putting me on work that day, so I might have to post on /tg/ again to update my info.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:52 No.17692413
    >that gun
    It's so hybrid. I like it.

    >yfw we steal a working Martian gun
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:52 No.17692414
    The thought occurs that with all that talk about male magic users being universally weaker and perhaps less overt, that magic that simply works through a focus of something you're very good at simply to make you better is entirely doable.
    It's not magic that we're good with mechanical things; that's just natural for some people (who possibly may class as abysmally low-powerd magic users potential in this universe actually). That we're always that good with them and that we bend probability so very far, possibly with a similarly abnormal cost to engines when we push them past what they could normally get away with...
    Well, maybe having a knack with things in this universe is simply incredibly small magic. And we have a very very good knack backed up by very very good skill and no small amount of luck. Regularly. ...it's still not proper magic and we're not wizards.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:54 No.17692430
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    No, this is the 262.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)01:55 No.17692439
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)01:58 No.17692470
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    >actually carrying four MK-108s
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:00 No.17692490
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    Don't forget the cannon strapped to her back.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:00 No.17692495
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    I knew I saved this picture for a reason.
    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)02:00 No.17692497
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)02:04 No.17692521
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    That- that- they- that was put in the Henschel 129. 75mm. For busting TANKS. That's an HS 129 foreward cockpit in the picture.

    Japan why u do dis
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:04 No.17692523
    >Im a Pilot - Dos Gringos
    >Looped:78 times
    >Im going to dream im flying a jet
    >> Starshadow 01/27/12(Fri)02:05 No.17692527
    I saw that coming a mile off. But... but... dayum.

    See you next time you glorious gentleman trolls.
    >> Major Airlift 01/27/12(Fri)02:06 No.17692538
    Have you not seen season two yet, planefag?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:06 No.17692542
    oh my god she has a bk-5.

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)02:09 No.17692558
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    And now I'm not sure if I should. I'll either rage, or my head will fall off because I'll laugh too hard.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:09 No.17692561
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    If you've never seen SW, this is the kind of fanservice you're missing out on (besides panties).
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:10 No.17692568
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:11 No.17692572
    BK-5 was 50mm silly, automatic version of the Pak 38.

    The Hs-129 B-3 carried the BK 7.5 based off the Pak 40.

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:11 No.17692574

    she was showboating to prove GERMANY STRONG. supposed to look silly.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:11 No.17692577
    That's almost as bad as the TL who put in the long drivel about Schneizel's chess move being illegal.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:12 No.17692584
    Is there zip of the series of all these? I recall /a/ was REALLY DETAILED about all the references.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:13 No.17692593
    I'll just give you this.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)02:14 No.17692601

    Oh. The picture showing the nose of an HS 129 threw me off.

    Though that might be a PAK-50 gun mounted in an HS 129, IIRC the 7.5C gun was belly-mounted in a gondola, to give the hydraulic ram room to reciprocate. They kept on cramming bigger and bigger guns into the Hs 129.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:17 No.17692629
    Nah, I think that is a Me-410 mount.

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:17 No.17692632

    >Code geass

    Can we just agree they were posing and be done with it? They weren't playing chess.

    Personally, I think Schnny did it cuz he knew he wouldn't get called on it.

    On topic, that level of dakka is appropriate. Some planes just aren't really all that sleek. Consider a striker unit based on the A-10 for instance.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/27/12(Fri)02:19 No.17692647

    Possibru. Think it's an Hs 129 though, they had ridiculously short little snouts, like the aircraft in that image.

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:19 No.17692649
    Of course they were posing. Schneizel thought he'd get some valuable insight into Zero's mind, and if Lelouch hadn't been a prideful, egotistical fool he'd have taken the free win and Geas'd Schneizel and saved himself a load of grief.
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:22 No.17692669
    So in conclusion, stack Minna and Trude on each other and rail them both.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:22 No.17692673

    Mite b cool.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:24 No.17692686

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:25 No.17692702
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    >Wanting to rail witches
    >right after we find out we're wizards
    We could be doing a lot of things, fucking witches is at the bottom of our list of shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:25 No.17692704
    Excellent conclusion.

    How did you reach it though?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:55 No.17692899
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    >implying booze, cigarettes, and sex with hot frauleins wouldn't be at the top of any soldier's list
    Cool story, bro.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)09:01 No.17694848

    Historical bonus content: there was actually a variant of the 262 that mounted a 50mm cannon, based on the BK5. So jets+50mm is technically accurate and not just the animators playing silly buggers.

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