rolled 29 = 29
yo drow is so short, looks like Smurfette
yo ogre is so sterotypical it might as well be Mike Myers' Shrek
yo wizard is so virgin, even 10,000 gold later hasnt had "one experience"
yo zombie is so not scary, it only has two hit dice, wtf?!
yo npc is so unoriginal, didnt you just watch that Kevin Costner film last night?
yo dwarf is so tolkien, he gets confused for a lawn ornament.
yo african berserker.. is actually a fine upstanding young gentleman.. *phew*
yo dual class druid-magi is so fucking sick, has a shape changing beast familiar, and a ball gag
yo elf is so fat, she sings the last song of the opera with a winged helmet and a chocolate cake.