rolled 38 = 38
"For your Information, I've been Flat out like a lizard drinking. We ran into a couple-o mech's Built like a brick shithouse while out on Patrol, but thanks to your truly, they won't be a problem, and our little base here will survive without any additional holes. You should try gettin' out more, it's the most fun you can have with your pants on, Really."
(Oh god the Australian sayings I just put into this. I feel dirty for knowing the slang of my own country.)