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    79 KB STRIKE WITCHES: PATTON ON THE RITZ planefag 01/20/12(Fri)19:08 No.17610836  
    The gorgeous French tart sitting on you, her pert lips inches from yours, seems to be angry about something.

    "Touch Sakamato-san and die," she whispers, her hands digging into your shirt.

    Somebody knocks on the door.

    "Ah, hello?" You hear Gertrude's voice. "Uh, General Patton is here and he wants to know where you hid Minna's body."

    You are a fighter pilot of the 442nd Night Fighter Squadron, and you're about to have another average day.

    >WAT DO
    >Suggestions include: scream, counter-troll, divide and conquor
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:09 No.17610859
    Welp, we're fucked any way, and rape isn't going to make our sentence any worse.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)19:10 No.17610865
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    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:12 No.17610877
    Just before things kick off, Strike Witches needs a version of Pappy Boyington. That is all.

    NOW... we really need to taunt the sparkle girls about having a NICE WARM REAR AND LEGS. SO MUCH WARM.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:12 No.17610882
    Push her off. Number of fucks given?

    You know the answer. Get to it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:13 No.17610890
    Is it less than 2 ?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:13 No.17610895
    Throw frenchy off. =/
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:14 No.17610902
    >initiate do not give a fuck mode
    >put on grin
    >grab ass
    >well, since you don't want me to touch saka-whatsits-san...
    >inb4 brightslap
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:14 No.17610905
    wait, what the flying fuck happened?
    i got off halfways through the last thread and now we are gonna get killed?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:14 No.17610906

    Whelp. It's a proper general.

    Put on a shirt and spring to it. Report to General Patton.
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    >as if there's any other option

    Tell that bitch to get in line. We have Patton, Minna (providing she's not dead), what'shisface from the old base, and goddamn Paddy all wanting us dead at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:14 No.17610915
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    Strike witch thread is a go.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:15 No.17610920
    Counter-troll. But seriously, even a pilot that gives no fucks and strikes his commander has to pay attention when General Patton is talking.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:15 No.17610925
    Get a blowjob and kill the girl.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:15 No.17610932
    I just knew, that when Perrine first talks to us she'll immediately demonstrate being an insufferable bitch.

    Tell Barkhorn, we're busy at the moment with a beautiful blonde straddling us, but will show the general where we buried the Wing Commander.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 01/20/12(Fri)19:16 No.17610940
    Stare at her with the straightest face.

    "Your rear end is awfully warm, what are you wearing on it?"

    Then, REAP FACE.

    Laugh deeply as she scrambles away from you.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:16 No.17610948
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:17 No.17610953
    Also Minna is probably not dead. If she offed herself, her body would be found unless she jumped in the ocean, and all the martians are gone.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:17 No.17610954
    Damnit, papa-N is going to see this thread and HL quest is going to slow down.
    Let's just hope planefag doesn't care for HLquest, and they get locked into a vicious cycle of paying less and less attention to their own respective threads.

    Let me get the obligatory shit out of the way.

    77 sidewinders in a b-52, YB-40 covered in guns, P-61 Upgrades, B-25H-J, John Moses Browning, Six witches strapped to a p-61, miyafujuseless, sean has massive balls.

    Anything I'm forgetting?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:17 No.17610959

    Bury the commander?

    We actually spent the better part of a rant stripping her of her insufferablely selfish survivor's guilt.

    No clue why she's disappeared however.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)19:18 No.17610965
    Nah, I'll keep it straight.

    But I seriously love this quest!

    counter-troll her!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:18 No.17610966
    Giving no fucks mode stopped when the base commander went missing, and we're arguably the last ones to have seen her.

    That said, we ought to not give too many fucks. Say we saw her mourning the fallen before crashing on the first bed we saw. Straight to the point, accurate, and let's them know that we are the protag
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:18 No.17610967
    >77 Sidewinders

    It's 300
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:18 No.17610969

    Tabs exist for a reason
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:18 No.17610977

    We didn't. We had an argument with her and told her to deal with casualties being a part of war and then we went to sleep.

    As I pointed out in the last thread. Since Trude is politely knocking on our(this is not our room actually...) door instead of pointing a gun at us, probably nobody thinks we actually killed her. Someone probably heard us arguing.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:19 No.17610981
    can someone link the archive up?
    i seemed to have missed something.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:19 No.17610993

    We're also probably what escalated her depression.

    After this we'd better go and find her ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:20 No.17610996

    Counter troll

    "Just a second Ma'am, I can't find my pants."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:20 No.17610997
    By weight, not volume.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:21 No.17611007
    Thread 4:

    Thread 5:
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)19:21 No.17611014

    Two threads last night, rant's at the end of this one:

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:21 No.17611018
    "What if she touches me?"


    "Challenge accepted."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:24 No.17611056
    thanks, i'm now caught up.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:26 No.17611080
    Do we have any idea which bed we are in anyways?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:27 No.17611088
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:29 No.17611122
    troll perrine. then go with trude i guess.

    we gotta wrap this minna storyline up. theres 11 other witches going entirely untrolled!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:30 No.17611130
    I like this one
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:30 No.17611139
    i agree with counter trolling.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:32 No.17611165
    I haven't seen/read the series; could someone give me a run down of which witches are in lesbians with each other and such.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)19:33 No.17611179
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    Your Right Brain and Left Brain try to run around and scream in panic, but only slam into each other and knock themselves out. You stare into the French girl's warm amber eyes, quite unable to think.

    "Not a word," she whispers, barely audible.

    Having woken up about two seconds ago, after not enough sleep and too many blunt-force head injuries, and especially with no caffeine in your system, your brainstem decides to process that statement, and reaches an obvious conclusion.

    You kiss her.

    It lasts for a long, sweet, glorious second before she recovers from the shock enough to jerk away from you, squeaking with horror.

    You hear a silence from the other side of the door. An actual, tangible silence, the aggressive *absence* of noise on the other side as someone stops thinking, fidgeting, and even breathing.

    "... Perrine?"

    Perrine squeaks again, then covers her mouth with both hands, staring at the door. Being caught making death threats is never good, but she's still straddling you, and your brain stem takes this as a Good Sign.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:34 No.17611199
    All of them, according to /u/. But then /u/ sucks, so don't bother.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:35 No.17611215
    still like how we are one embodiment of godly trolling.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:36 No.17611218

    According to us? None of them.

    Let's just assume the difference is split somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:36 No.17611220
    And now we post the ages.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:36 No.17611226

    eila and sanya are canon gay as hotpants.

    everyone else is typical /u/ eyebrow waggling >impications.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:37 No.17611242
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    >kissing perrine
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:37 No.17611245
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    Ok, now roll her off. We got business to attend to.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:38 No.17611249
    tickle her, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:38 No.17611251

    Elia and Sanya.

    Lucchini and Charlotte seem to just like touching boobs/being touched in the boobs.

    Yoshika also loves the boobs, although is a less grabby sense.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:39 No.17611256
    If gertrude doesn't know you're there, hide under the bed or something and proceed to let Perrine dig her own grave.

    If she does know we're here, wink at Perrine as you leave, then get dressed to address Patton. No use standing up a general.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:39 No.17611257
    Now say, "I'll be out in a sec, let me get some clothes on."
    Then look meaningfully at Perrine, to either quietly let us go out there, or continue this compromising situation.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:40 No.17611275

    "Thanks for the meal but I really need to see the general now.

    Perhaps next time you'll let me be on top?"
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:40 No.17611281
    yell to tell trude to come on in.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)19:42 No.17611308
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    "Mmmm," you say with half-conscious delight.

    Perrine's hand shoots down to clamp over your mouth, eyes ablaze, but it helps little. "MmmmmHMMMMMM," you moan louder, quite happy to have the little French Witch straddling you and rubbing all about.

    The whole "death threats" and "General Patton" thing come into sharp focus about two seconds later. It's amazing how somebody trying to strangle you can clarify things.

    The door slooowly creaks open on old hinges, to reveal Gertrude, a carefully prepared look of blank impassiveness on display. Apparently, Perrine strangling you isn't what she expected to find.

    You always thought that people who type "..." are lazy bums, but you honestly can't think of any other way to characterize the look on Gertrude's face at this exact moment. Being strangled might have something to do with that.

    "Stop," Gertrude says. Perrine's hands fly off your throat as if it's scalding hot. The French girl opens her mouth to speak, but nothing comes out. Her hands make vague gestures in the air, soft, gentle gestures to explain what soft, gentle thing she was totally doing to you just now, rather then what it looked like, which was fucking strangulation. She cuts her eyes at you, full of desperate fury and panic, and the message in them is clear.

    Help me out here, or I'll finish you off in a dark hallway later.

    You think about that, take a swift tally of fucks currently given, look at Gertrude and say the only thing you can possibly think of.

    "Auto-erotic asphyxiation."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:44 No.17611329
    Pfffffhahahaha it's not auto-erotic if you aren't doing it to yourself hahahahahaha
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:44 No.17611331
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    >"Auto-erotic asphyxiation."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:45 No.17611348
    "Now, if you excuse me, dear sweet Perine, I have to put some pants on and meet with the general.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:46 No.17611349
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    >"Auto-erotic asphyxiation."
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)19:46 No.17611355
    >"Auto-erotic asphyxiation."
    oh god my sides this is amazing
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:47 No.17611366
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    >"Auto-erotic asphyxiation."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:47 No.17611368
    >auto-erotic asphyxiation

    Yeah, now seems like a good time to thank Gertrude for giving you the heads-up about Patton and leave before they can properly process what the fuck just happened.

    Any other response is begging to get shot.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:48 No.17611385
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    mission accomplished.

    no lets take a page from obamas book and get the fuck out of there.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:49 No.17611394
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    We're fucking committed at this point. All or nothing!
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    Perrine tries to scream, object, gasp and leap away from you at the same time, and it all gets jammed up in her throat somewhere. She sputters like a cold steam locomotive and tumble-falls off the bed, covering her face with her hands and nearly knocking Gertrude down as she bullrushes past her, her footsteps vanishing down the hallway so fast you suspect she used magic to speed her escape.

    You turn to look at Gertrude. She stares at you.

    "She could've *asked,* at least."

    "The... General... wants to..." Gertrude asked. You suspect she was counting on that trump card ensuring she'd have YOU flustered and confused for a change, but you've got to get up really damn early to inflict unusual madness to a man who fought Martians alongside Witch Girls at 3AM.

    >See the general?
    >Collect intel?
    >Find your witnesses?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:50 No.17611410
    Alright, enough of that now. Let's get dressed, grab Gertrude by the arm, and have her lead us to General Patton.
    Generals are not amused by being made to wait, and even a hot-shot pilot has to give a fuck when they're involved.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:51 No.17611419
    Collect and put on clothes, then go see the General.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:51 No.17611424

    go with trude to meet the general. ask for details on the way.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:51 No.17611426

    To the general! We're not at gunpoint, can't be that bad.

    If need be we tell him exactly the contents of our conversation with Minna.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:52 No.17611434

    iirc we are still dressed
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:53 No.17611443
    Running is for people who give a fuck, the general asked for us and so we'll see him. I wanna know what's up with Minna being gone though.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:53 No.17611444
    See General. Proceed though your day with zero fucks given, safe in the knowledge that YOU'RE A PILOT.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:53 No.17611449
    See the general, but tell him as little as possible until we figure out what this is all about, and what he's already been told.
    Do let's try to avoid that particular trope.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:53 No.17611452
    See the general. Now. Before they recover.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)19:55 No.17611474
    Meet Patton
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:56 No.17611488
    See the general. If Trude comes along, try to pump her for some info.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:57 No.17611497
    "Now, Trude, To the General, because we can't honestly remember were we left the body last night."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:57 No.17611508
    Well, now that I'm done laughing like a crazy person in the corner of the library, I say meet Patton. Clothes go on along the way.

    Also, we need some details on what the fuck everyone means by "hiding Minna's body".
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)19:58 No.17611524
    Oh man. I missed about an hour of this quest and it still turned out exactly the way I wanted. You're good people, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:00 No.17611546
    Nope, only as a last resort should we do that. It could undermine her position and be a bad idea politically for us. We are an officer, thus we HAVE to play politics to some small degree at least.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:01 No.17611571
    Agree with that. Should only go that route if she can't be salvaged as a leader to the Witches.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:02 No.17611586
    Second. Minna's an insufferable bitch but she's our insufferable bitch. We don't go open her up to fire from the Army boys, least of all from Patton who doesn't really look highly on the whole PTSD and soldier's crying thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:03 No.17611593

    Agreed. Losing their CO will be a big blow to morale right now.

    They can't afford that. We'll just have to look after her ourselves until she get better.
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    You swing your legs over the bed, blinking against the morning sun pouring in the blinds. "What time is it?"


    "I woke up with a beautiful woman straddling me and it's still bad news. Only in this castle. Only Witches could fuck that up for me," you swear, groping about for your clothes, your pistol belt, your flight jacket, before you remember you never undressed before literally bouncing two little girls off their own bed. Well, fuck them, too.


    "Gertrude," she supplies.

    "Gertrude," you say. "Kitchen. Coffee."

    "My friends call me Trude," she says.

    You blink, trying to decipher why the hell you care.

    "That's nice," you say blearily. "Kitchen?"

    Gertrude shrinks back a bit, and silently leads you out of the dormitory wing to the lower levels housing the kitchen. You keep your eyes open just enough to see Gertrude's back until you enter the rooms without any goddamn windows.

    Somebody's in front of the coffee maker, pouring themselves a cup. He turns as you approach.

    "Would you like some?" he asks with a slight Oxford accent. In reply, you take the entire pyrex brewing pot from him and drink straight from it.

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:05 No.17611620

    Next action: Scream like five year old girl and salute.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:05 No.17611621
    >You blink, trying to decipher why the hell you care.
    That's just mean.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:05 No.17611623
    Damn, we are pretty fucking baller.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:06 No.17611631
    Realize that it's probably Montgomery... Or Churchill himself.
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    Oh my shit.

    I just hope he finds this funny as hell.

    Also once our brain starts functioning again, we'll call her trude from now on.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:07 No.17611639
    As the caffeine hits our nervous system, and our tongue screams bloody murder at us because of the hot coffee, thank Trude for leading us to the kitchen.
    Then take a look at the man. And if he has stars, stand at attention, salute, and sir, thank you for the coffee, sir.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/20/12(Fri)20:08 No.17611648
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    Oh god my sides... this and HL all in one night, this is great...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:08 No.17611649
    Hey hey, no need to be a cunt to Trude. Apologize after you caffienate.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:08 No.17611654
    wait, who is this?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:08 No.17611655
    "Ok, there we go...I'm not human before I get some coffee in me"

    Make introductions.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:10 No.17611671
    What is it with you people and apologizing? We don't need to apologize. If we want to make her feel better we can just call her Trude. No need to go groveling around like that.

    And yeah, it's probably some higher up, so let's just try to stay cool here.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:10 No.17611672

    No need to me mean to Trude. :(
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)20:10 No.17611673

    "I'm sorry you all had to be woken so early. Especially after the fight you all had last night."

    You nod to indicate you're pretty damn sorry too, and drink straight from the coffee pot like it's a huge mug, holding it casually in one hand.

    "I believe General Patton was looking for you."

    You grunt an affirmative. Prying your eyes open a little more, you make out the man is wearing a long coat and one of those nifty peaked caps the Germans issue. They look something like the dress uniform hats of the Army Air Corps, which makes them fantastic, in your opinion.

    The man standing before you seems to examine you thoughtfully. "Patton hates soldiers who aren't immaculate, but he does love that battle-hardened, fresh-from-the-field look." He snaps his fingers. "I've got it. Here." You feel the end of something papery and cylindrical thrust into your mouth, then hear a *snip!*

    Something cool, rectangular, tiny and flat is slipped into your free hand. "Find your flight jacket, and that should do the trick."

    You nod, smiling around the cigar at this strange man with such profound wisdom, and go in search of your flight jacket, still holding the coffee pot.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:10 No.17611674

    The ways of the bard dictates that this be General Patton.

    Whos' coffee we just drained.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:10 No.17611675

    Apologize for being a dickbag to Trude, say>>17611655 then get on with the meeting shiny brass
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:11 No.17611686
    ...who did we just....?

    Whoever he is, he gets mucho respect points
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:11 No.17611690

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:12 No.17611709
    A german.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:12 No.17611710
    >first witch not to be a bitch or a jabbering child at us
    >ffffuuuck you.
    edging past master troll into just being a cunt.

    also, this coffee-cigar guy seems like a cool guy.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:13 No.17611716
    This, we should not give a single fuck about most things, but if she makes an effort to be decent to us, lets at least try to go through the motions of recompense.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:13 No.17611718
    Agh, we'll need Trude to lead us back to our room to pick up our flight jacket.
    Ask her nicely, as there's no need to be rude with her.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:13 No.17611726

    ...A German officer?

    Fuck me on a stick. If Patton is here was that fucking ROMMEL??
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:13 No.17611728
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:14 No.17611738
    fuck you
    fuck you
    fuck you
    fuck you
    and fuck you

    If these witch freaks really get bent out of shape that easily it's even more imperative that we harden them the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:14 No.17611746
    Damn son, not giving a fuck this hard has to be some sort of record.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:14 No.17611747
    We've just woken up after battle and little sleep, I don't think any of us would be dispensing pleasantries before we've had our coffee.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:15 No.17611749
    Patton and Rommel?
    as buddy cops?
    This is so wrong and yet... so right...
    somebody get /y/ on the phone
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:15 No.17611752
    Of all the witches, Trude is probably up there in terms of respect/regard.

    I'm pretty sure it was her we saved in the beginning. We "caught" her when she fell last night.

    Plus she's the most soldiery of all the witches. Just from the fact we martian ass should earn some points.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:15 No.17611753
    >we jsut drank coffee with Rommel

    mfw I have no face
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:16 No.17611762
    No. I feel gay enough as it is.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:17 No.17611782
    I'd think cigar guy is Churchill. I've heard he's a pretty cool guy like that.

    Slightly unrelated note, used to hang out with his great grand niece in a writing club, but no one cares.

    But yeah, you just got a cigar by Churchill. Pretty sure of it.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 01/20/12(Fri)20:17 No.17611783
    Read the Witches in Africa manga, its pretty much this entirely. I'm mad that only half of it is translated though, hopefully a group will finish it!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:17 No.17611789
    No, sir. Fuck you.

    There is a difference between being hard and being a cunt. We are bordering on being a cunt.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:17 No.17611791
    Expect Monty to be nearby as well. The Afrika Corps doujins have them playing the 3 stooges rather often.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/20/12(Fri)20:18 No.17611796
    Oh shit, was that Rommel?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:18 No.17611801
    fiar enough. I can be kind of a cunt before caffeine and I dont have anything as stressful as getting tentacled to death on my plate.

    >buddy cops
    i would watch that sitcom
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:19 No.17611807
    We're a fucking pilot, or course we're a cunt! It's all part of our manly charm
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)20:19 No.17611817
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    Stumbling outside, you scan the world through the narrow margin of your almost-closed eyelids, seeking a clothesline. You find it on the same part of the island grounds where last night's battle raged. In the mist of carnage, scorch marks, and two dozen heat-slagged, bullet-pocked waist-high walls, is your flight jacket, miraculously untouched, unsinged and undamaged, hanging heavy on the thick clothesline. You shrug it on one arm at a time.

    "Mister, I need to take you to the general," Gertrude says apologetically before seizing you by the arm. She must be putting magical strength into it, because you can't budge, so you just switch your coffee to the other hand and continue drinking as you're dragged across the grass, around the castle, and to the courtyard in front of the hangar.

    Standing in the middle of it is a short man built like a bull, wearing an OD-green helmet and scowling at everything around him. He plucks a cigar from his mouth, and points at the pureed remains of the Martian maser crew that Erica, apparently, murdered via direct application of her Striker unit's magical propeller blades as she took off last night.

    "Now that," General Patton says, "is one tough bitch."

    Gertrude doesn't release you so you can walk up to the general in a dignified fashion, but you do remember the cigar. Fiddling with the metal rectangle reveals it to be a Zippo, which you apply to the already-cut cigar with a practiced flourish.

    "Sup," you say as the General turns.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:19 No.17611818
    How many RommelxPatton fanfics could we fit in a B52?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:19 No.17611821
    This: Not giving a fuck = Being Olev as often as possible

    Not giving a fuck != being an ass
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:20 No.17611823

    We *stole* 'Rommel's coffee and he gave us a Cigar and his lighter!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/20/12(Fri)20:20 No.17611824
    I think it was. Churchill wouldn't be wearing a German issued Cap.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:21 No.17611846
    Perhaps, but how about a smaller portion to the decent witches in the lot of them. At the moment, we have sufficient targets to heap shit on without being a cunt to witches who are both competent and decent to us.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:22 No.17611853
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    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:22 No.17611858
    Isnt Rommel the HERO OF BERLIN in this timeline, having saved the day there after hitler got ate? hes probably a little busy, i imagine Germany got exciting after that.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:23 No.17611863
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    Did we just say "Sup?" to fucking Patton!?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:23 No.17611865

    Erica killed them with her propeller blades, taking off?

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:23 No.17611866

    You do realize we are walking up... holding a coffee pot, smoking a cigar?
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    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:24 No.17611879

    If its the symbols, its programming language.

    '!=' is 'not equal to'
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:24 No.17611881
    I do think that Rommel, Patton, Von Manstein, De Gaulle and Guderian have to be the only undefeated Generals against the Xenos.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:25 No.17611889
    I'm pretty sure he was saying wut to how retarded that anon's post was.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:25 No.17611891
    >Not giving a fuck = Being Olev as often as possible
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:26 No.17611902
    Damn you, memetics!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:26 No.17611904
    you know, /k/ and ourselves never managed to get a firm count on the number of sidewinders we could.....

    I probably shouldn't have mentioned this
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:27 No.17611914
    I thought /k/ said it would be about 77
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:27 No.17611920
    77 by volume, 300 by weight, assuming wing loads and all that jazz.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:27 No.17611924
    later calculations varied from 200 something to 64.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/20/12(Fri)20:27 No.17611925
    Not giving a fuck.

    It is different from actively going out of your way to be an asshole.

    Therefore: NGAF != Being an Asshole.

    For one, NGAF is mostly embodied by being awesome and brolike. Sure, there are rules, and such, but they don't really apply to one who is NGAF. And there are asshole commanders. They are to be disregarded. For NGAF does not care for assholes.

    But the moment you start being an asshole to somebody who hasn't earned it, you cross the line. No longer are you NGAF. No John, you are the assholes.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/20/12(Fri)20:28 No.17611940
    That said... I have no fucking clue what Olev is, nor do I care.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:29 No.17611953
    The guy who has a tendency to break windows and not willing to repair them afterwards; also loves motorcycles.Has long brown hair.Is known for his ability to generate low frequency noises from different holes.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:30 No.17611956
    This. Many times this.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:30 No.17611960
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    olev = love (sort of)
    it's from this image, read right to left instead of left to right
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:32 No.17611985
    Shit man >>17611953 Here, we just said olev in school as a type of badass.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/20/12(Fri)20:32 No.17611990
    Ah. Okay then.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:32 No.17612000

    Does he have a kickass wingman named Oliver, too? Bitches love wingmen.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:35 No.17612031

    Yes, and they also fight crime.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 01/20/12(Fri)20:35 No.17612038
    I don't think I like this recent development.

    We are like a snarky paladin combined with oscar the grouch.
    >A pussy who turns sour like Bleu Cheese.

    Who we SHOULD be is a combination of SGT. Johnson and Creed.
    >A dedicated soldier who 'just as planned' doesn't give a fuck, even when dealing with the laws of physics.

    Come on /tg/, I know you're better than this.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:36 No.17612042
    huh, guess there's two different definitions of Olev
    on /a/ sometimes they substitute OLEV for love
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)20:37 No.17612059
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    You lock into some approximation of attention, firing off a snappy salute, and introduce yourself by name, rank and serial number just like you should.

    The General looks you over. "That coffee any good?"

    You silently hand over the pot, and Patton sips from it, apparently judging it adequate.

    "So. You're the man who murdered Minna and hid her body."

    "Sir, permission to speak freely?"


    "What in the flying fuck are you babbling about, sir?"

    Patton laughs at that, long and hard. "Nobody can find Wing Commander Minna today, and you were the last person seen talking with her, walking into the cellar of the castle where she was... alone. Thus, the evil hand of calumny has already begun to circulate."

    >wat do
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:37 No.17612070

    take him to the body, of course.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:38 No.17612074
    Explain that you were debriefing and at all costs avoid talking about what she was doing.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:38 No.17612084
    is her striker unit missing?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:39 No.17612086

    Respond truthfully. We left her after a 'debrief' and went straight to bed.

    Leave out the details of what we shouted at each other.

    The volunteer to go and search for her. We're partially responsible, time to clean it up.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:39 No.17612103
    Kill Patton. Hide the body.
    I kid. Honestly i dunno.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:39 No.17612107
    dodge the fuck out of this question.

    we debriefed and then left.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:40 No.17612108

    "Trude can you let my arm loose so I can salute, please?"

    Then, salute. "Sir. Brought you some coffee, sir."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:40 No.17612110
    Tell him the truth. We tried to talk to her and she was clearly distressed over the death of her men. Stop short of telling him she's shell shocked or anything, since we all know what Patton thinks about that shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:40 No.17612114
    This. I don't see a need for anything else.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:40 No.17612116
    That's debate-ably close to giving a fuck, but if he asks, go for it, not like it not helping will end up with you in a better position.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:41 No.17612129
    Okay...this is gonna be awkward as fuck. Especially if we wind up telling him we got into a shouting match with her.

    "We had a bit of a discussion is all sir. I *might* have been a bit hard on her whilst she was wallowing in self-pity sir."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:42 No.17612138

    "Sir, last night I was spoke to Commander Minna for a debrief. The Commander and I have not exactly seen eye to eye since I arrived here. As such the exchange was...heated. There was some yelling but Commander Minna was perfectly intact when I left."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:42 No.17612140

    "Ah. No sir, I was blind tired when I was done talking to her. She and I talked a little about the five we lost last night, and then she dismissed me. Then I stumbled off to bed, too tired to even undress."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:42 No.17612141
    Nah, we need to keep her with a clean image as much as possible. Hate her all you want, but we kinda need her to run things.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:43 No.17612146
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:44 No.17612156
    This. If we can get Commander Superbitch into our corner, this deployment will be a cakewalk. And we might be able to keep our bird in flying order.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:44 No.17612158
    Let's just stick with the debrief story and skip the part about yelling, that doesn't make anyone look good. Not us and not Minna.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:44 No.17612161
    "Sir, I reported to Wing Commander Wilcke for debriefing. Afterwards, I left to get some sleep. She was alive at the time I left her, sir."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:44 No.17612167
    definitely this
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:44 No.17612168
    I just realized something...
    this universe is reminding me a TON of Ender's Game
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:45 No.17612175
    How ?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:46 No.17612189
    This. Butt heads with Minna all day erry day if we have to but never ever undercut her command with outside services.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:47 No.17612196
    young kids being trained by the military to save the world
    (well, some of them are young kids)
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:47 No.17612200
    I'm guessing the whole "shoving children into command positions that demand life or death decision making" thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:47 No.17612205

    Pretty much this, mention she took the loses of her men pretty badly and the two of you argued if you must, but don't, at least not to a superiour officer, mention you laid her out after being given a direct order.

    Shit like that needs to be sorted out with Minna, but as a General he'll need to act on you assaulting a CO if you mention it.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 01/20/12(Fri)20:48 No.17612215

    "Sir, we discussed battlefield philosoficals and then I attempted to retire to my bunk.

    Unfortunately, I was unable to accomplish my objective.

    I was awoken this morning to a severe neck and body massage and was told to report to you, sir!"

    >See, by bringing up the 'Auto-erotic' chocking, we smooth over the whole 'we yelled not-so-sweet somethings at each other'.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:48 No.17612216
    What? Why? She's a fucking retard who has no business being in charge of anything. The sooner she gets the boot, the better.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:49 No.17612228
    She did have the base well prepared enough that only 5 people died in a surprise night raid.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:50 No.17612242
    Considering that she hasn't been given a Section 8 yet, Command's probably hurting so bad for witches that they won't throw away anyone who has the power.
    Stupid political consideration, I know, but this was some of the stuff that went on during wartime in order to get allies to work together.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:50 No.17612244
    Yeah, and then broke down afterward for half an hour while, presumably, someone else had to look after things. It's not that hard to set regular patrols, anyway.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/20/12(Fri)20:51 No.17612251
    Better the devil you know.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:52 No.17612273

    She still only did so once the battle is over.

    That she didn't turn into a sobbing bundle during the battle and was still able to provide covering fire from a weapon she was untrained in has to count for something.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:52 No.17612279
    I think we ought to go looking for her, checking the more secluded areas, and apologize for exploding in her face last night
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:53 No.17612285
    We don't have to throw her away, just put someone else is charge. Luke seemed to know what he was doing, make him do it.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 01/20/12(Fri)20:53 No.17612288
    She's a terrible CO, but she's OUR terrible CO, and damnit we defend our own against cross branch fuckery!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:53 No.17612292
    >mention she took the loses of her men pretty badly and the two of you argued if you must,
    I agree with most of your post, but I think that this part should not be said if at all possible as well.
    Patton's famous response to a soldier with shell-shock was to slap him in the face and tell him to go back out there.
    We won't make the situation any better telling him this.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:53 No.17612295
    This. The idea is to increase co-operation between the services to help fight back the Martian threat. Not to be the asshole who created inter-service conflict by running to Patton and tattling because we got into a verbal scuffle with the Witches' CO a few times. Especially after we blasted Minna for disregarding her responsibilities as a leader earlier. It's stupid, shortsighted thinking centered on our personal feelings. The exact same thing we told her off for. And beyond that, it's just fucking wrong.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:53 No.17612299
    Get the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:53 No.17612300
    She sure as fuck ain't OURS. The witches', maybe, but not ours.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:54 No.17612306
    Oh god.
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    spamming a quest thread is grounds for a ban
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:55 No.17612327
    Well, she's ours now, since Luke pushed us off on to the 501st.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:56 No.17612335
    This is your daily reminder to report spam when you see it so that mods and janitors can do their job faster and more effectively.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:56 No.17612345

    we still dont officially know this yet though.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:56 No.17612346
    We're probably better off waiting til this is over to go on.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:58 No.17612374
    This. Never backstab your CO, even if they are a complete fucktard. Clean up after them, try and put them on the right path, don't back stab them.
    Oh, she is now. Not officially, but we HAVE been reassigned.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:58 No.17612376
    Question, if we took a ton of witches, and just kinda strapped them all over a bomber to cover all the angles and gave each which the job of putting up shields for their assigned angle, would anything be able to stop the bomber?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:58 No.17612377
    Yeah we do. Sakamoto came to tell us but we already knew. Take that as a "Counts as: Officially told" because if we try and dispute it then she turns around and goes, "But they already knew" and then people ask how and we have to whistle nonchalantly and pretend we didn't hear anything about questions or eavesdropping on superiors.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 01/20/12(Fri)20:59 No.17612381

    /a/non, either play nice, or /m/e and the patien/tg/entlemen might have to do something about you.

    >TL;DR: Don't derail this thread anymore then it allready has been.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)20:59 No.17612387
    If we ran out of Orange Juice to supply their magic.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)20:59 No.17612390
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    Patton stares you down. "So, what passed between you two?"

    "I was going to ask if she was going to court-martial me for headbutting her."

    Patton blinks.

    "I'm sorry, pilot. What did you just say?"

    "I was going to ask if she was going to court-martial me for headbutting her."

    "You... headbutted... your commanding officer."

    "Wing Commander Wilcke ordered me to stay back while she entered the Martian ship alone; tantamount to suicide. Then I headbutted her and did it myself."

    "So you disobeyed a direct order, then physically assaulted your commanding officer," Patton breathes. His face hasn't changed a millimeter, but his natural tenor is getting a bit squeaky and strained.

    "Yep. So if somebody killed her after all the trouble I went through, I'm going to gut the lousy son-of-a-bitch and hang him from a flagpole by his balls. Sir."

    "Trouble. Describe this... trouble," he says, making a little rolling gesture in the air with his cigar. "Summarize the events of the action last night."

    You tick off the points on your fingers. "Woken up by Sean - my radar operator - led into the hall, he kicks in Erica's door, tentacle drags her out, HE jumps out after her. I run downstairs, find Miyafuji, we go around the castle, find Erica, Sean, Martians, kill Martians, come here, find THOSE assholes -" you point to the pureed Martian gun crew - "go through the building, find Minna attacked by Martians, kill Martians, get to hangar, ambushed by Martians, kill Martians, Miyafuji and Erica take off, me and Minna borrow Charlotte's motorcycle, circle around front, Sakamoto gets on, we charge the Martians on the motorbike and Sakamoto jumps off then we get off and Minna goes stupid and I headbutt Minna and charge into the alien ship and get my ass kicked and Sakamoto fucks them all up and then I went to sleep."

    General Patton is silent for three entire seconds.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:00 No.17612392
    I'm not really sure what this is, but is it why /a/ can't have nice things?
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    oh hey kid you still suck

    and I think we need to tell pation the whole story
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:01 No.17612413
    Explain we debriefed with Minna, etc, leaving out the good bits. Also ask what Patton is doing here.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:01 No.17612414
    Orange juice pack bandoliers
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:01 No.17612418
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:01 No.17612420
    WHAT THE FUCK, PLANEFAG. Two dozen posts telling you not to tell Patton this and that's the first words out of his mouth? Is this an airstrip or a train track?
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    >"I was going to ask if she was going to court-martial me for headbutting her."
    What part of "DO NOT TELL THE GENERAL ABOUT US ASSAULTING OUR CO" did not get through?

    Patton's going to have to do something about this now that we told him.

    Maybe we can mitigate it by saying that Minna was already suffering from disorientation and wasn't in a right state of mind.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:02 No.17612442
    /a/ hates nice things.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:02 No.17612443
    He tends to ignore us when he didn't ask
    >wat do

    What if those run out?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:03 No.17612447

    Yes, planefag.

    What the duck.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:03 No.17612449
    I think what we were saying was that we didn't want to tell him about Minna's nervous breakdown.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:03 No.17612457
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/20/12(Fri)21:04 No.17612460
    The FUCK? Planefag, we said NOT to tell him that bit!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:04 No.17612461
    I guess maybe we could check to make sure Minna's striker unit is still there, then try and find her ourselves. She might be in some odd corner doing some thinking after we flipped the fuck out last night. Which I'm still not thrilled about, by the way.

    And if her striker is gone, then we wait in the hangar till she comes home. Besides, it's not like we were planning to get anything done anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:04 No.17612462
    But he did ask that. It's right at the bottom of the post.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:04 No.17612468
    he did though.

    but whatever, quest thraed or story thread its all good.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:04 No.17612469
    This, one guy brought the headbutting thing up.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 01/20/12(Fri)21:04 No.17612470
    report spam posts.
    great zeroymer, kamen rider black RX, demonbane etc, Acelerator is small time
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    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:04 No.17612479

    At least we didn't spill that...

    Though we just set ourselves up as the fall guy.

    /ties blindfold in prep for firing squad
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:05 No.17612483
    I've read some doujins about other refuelling methods the witches came up with, but I can't talk about them here.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 01/20/12(Fri)21:05 No.17612490

    Someone needs to get butsexed. Is anyone from fashion in here? Got a boytoy for ya.

    >Well, either them, or /fit/...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:06 No.17612492
    Go on.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:06 No.17612495
    It's been known since the first thread that planefag views everything said here as suggestions, and will go against them whenever he feels like it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:07 No.17612507
    Just ignore the spammer. He'll eventually wander back to /a/ when he loses interest.

    Staying on topic, I'm not sure whether Patton's silence is a good or bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:07 No.17612512
    we are using the bomber as an air superiority vehicle

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:07 No.17612513
    Well shit. Then why are we even here?
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    It's a bit disappointing he ignored us. But I have hope he did so because he thought of something awesome.
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    "... and Sean used a sword?"

    "A basket-hilted claymore, to be precise. He gets all pissy if you forget that detail."

    Patton turns to Gertrude. "Does he act like a stuffy, arrogant asshole who's real full of himself?"

    Gertrude cuts her eyes sideways at you. "Often."

    Patton squints at you, and without warning snatches your Colt 1911 out of your shoulder-holster. He checks the chamber, pops the magazine out and counts the rounds, then sniffs the muzzle and winces at the stench of recently-burned cordite. He shoves the pistol back in your holster.

    "Son, you have just emulated over half my career in less then twenty-four hours. I can't do jack shit to you."

    You don't really know what to say to that, so you just remain at attention.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:08 No.17612538

    >I've read some dojins

    Why does that always preface something insane/obcene/amusing
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/20/12(Fri)21:09 No.17612541
    Because he tells a good story, and follows those suggestions roughly 75% of the time, with the other 25% being the bits he makes up to propel the story.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:09 No.17612546
    Did....Did we just spill our guts to a fucking GROUND POUNDER?!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:10 No.17612554
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    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:10 No.17612556
    I can dump the Erica femdom if you want.

    We need bigger pants.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)21:10 No.17612558

    (Technically, if I don't put >WAT DO at the end, you can consider them all one update post. Fucking character limits are a problem.)
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:10 No.17612563


    What just....
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:10 No.17612567
    Well my knowledge of planes is severely lacking so please excuse my inevitable butchery of the technicalities here.

    You know how some planes can refuel in midair by using some sort of funnel to accept fuel from a nozzle coming from another plane?

    If only the witches had similar apparatus to transfer fluids while airborne.

    Because japan.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:11 No.17612570
    Well, I guess serving as fall guy to keep our CO in is pretty consistant with our little talk last night. Well, if Patton discharges us, perhaps we can volunteer with another service.
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    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:11 No.17612575
    Patton confirmed for Bro-Teir
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:11 No.17612577
    Welp, it's official. We are now total bros with Patton and maybe-Rommel.

    Kindly ask for the pot of coffee back so we drink some more.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:12 No.17612582
    I was trying hard to forget that particular doujin....
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:12 No.17612584
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    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:12 No.17612587
    SO glad we haven't had a chance to clean our 1911 yet.
    Which we should do soon.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:12 No.17612588

    I'm trying my hardest not to imagine it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:13 No.17612597
    I think it is called the mouth.

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:13 No.17612598
    I'm interested, link please?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:13 No.17612599

    Remember. Kissing works too~

    (But then again its only the transfer of energy from one to the other. Total remains the same unless you want to designate some as tankers but thats just wasteful)
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 01/20/12(Fri)21:14 No.17612607

    Did the ground pounder GENERAL say we've only done what he's done for half his career? Our future is bright!

    >Make way for future Admiral Asshat!
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 01/20/12(Fri)21:14 No.17612613
    do not post the twin core one, ugh man thats just cold
    man we are going to end up as a full bird colonel before the end of this, or worse, sent to AFRICA in charge of that group.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:14 No.17612616
    Sir, permission to retrieve Commander [insert here mina's last name]?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:14 No.17612617
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    Hold it! Ultraman will stop him!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:14 No.17612622
    Yes, I think a few of the witches where rather put out that kissing was enough.... others, not so much.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:15 No.17612639
    Right, now we go find her, apologize to her for exploding in her face last night
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:16 No.17612640
    I don't want to go to Africa. It's hot, sandy and there's fucking lions and things. No, Sir, I don't like it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:16 No.17612648
    the ONE time I want the mod to do his job......
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:16 No.17612650
    General Georges Smith Patton demands an end to this bullshit!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:16 No.17612654

    This does not help...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:17 No.17612657
    don't forget to archive this, I need to get some sleep because god damn.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:17 No.17612659
    Is accelspammer really this autistic? I mean, we know he's autistic, but fucking seriously.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:17 No.17612666
    It's just the one faggot roleplaying with himself.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)21:18 No.17612674
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    "I, and other select Generals, are here precisely because you and the Witches fought a ground action last night that is entirely unprecedented in the history of the Martian War," Patton says, abruptly dropping the topic. He thrusts his cigar at the Martian portable Maser, still sitting on its tripod. "For example, that is the first weapon of its type we have captured intact. To say nothing of the submersible, which is the first mostly-intact Martian vessel thus recovered. Everywhere else they attacked, they were either victorious, or soundly defeated before they made an orderly retreat. Only here were they so swiftly and brutally overwhelmed."

    He nods to nobody in particular, and takes a drag on his cigar.

    "Hartmann and Mio were the only Witches not captured in their beds, because of the direct actions of your men. And you, if not for you, no Witches would have gotten airborne at all. You saved the whole thing."

    You shrug. "I just found aliens, shot them till I ran out, then found some more aliens."

    "That's how it works, son. Just answer me this - how did Sean know about the attack before it began?"

    You know this is a dangerous question, but you really don't have an answer for him.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:18 No.17612675
    Nah, if we keep being a dick, we might be able to avoid pesky things like promotions and keep on the front lines, flying planes and perforating aliums.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:19 No.17612694
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:19 No.17612695

    I'm guessing super secret gaelic intuition
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:20 No.17612709
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    >MFW I asked that question the last time too...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:21 No.17612712
    Quiet you. Only Patton gets to ask that question.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:21 No.17612715

    You know... I was kind of curious how a rocket didn't manage to blow his brains out on our way down...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:21 No.17612717
    so minna died?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:22 No.17612724
    He probably was awake and saw them from the window while they were getting ready to strike.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:22 No.17612726
    "You'll have to ask him sir. I have no idea."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:22 No.17612727
    If I see him, I'll ask.

    Now. We need to find the Commander. If there's a witch unaccounted for, then we need to account for her.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:22 No.17612731
    Prolly not. Irregardless, we weren't responsible.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:22 No.17612732
    You know, I never really gave a shit how he knew. If your radar operator says there are enemies nearby you trust him. Even if he doesn't have a radar on hand.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:22 No.17612736
    He probably spotted the damn martians as they were skulking about. Not exactly the most subtle things when on foot
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:22 No.17612740
    He's paranoid to the bone sir.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:22 No.17612743
    yeah, i think we can safely rule out promotion. thank the gods.

    uhhh, uhhh, uhhh he read the script?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:23 No.17612751
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    Oh fuck! The engine problems in the first thread! We assumed it was us and planefag was gonna break out some crazy magic ability we had. It's fucking Sean!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:23 No.17612754
    Fuck it, here you go.

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:23 No.17612755

    NO. BAD ANON. Don't use non-words.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:23 No.17612758
    Naw, she's just sulking somewhere, lake a typical teenage girl.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:24 No.17612760
    Dunno, but I saw him looking through a folder labeled *SPOILER ALERTS*
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:24 No.17612766
    Probably just doing some thinking somewhere. Possibly with alcohol. Mostly it just seems like she doesn't want to be found.

    Regardless, she's not the suicidal type.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 01/20/12(Fri)21:25 No.17612772


    He (And hopefully us too...) have magical abilities.

    >Strike Wizards.

    >Instead of flimsy Fighters, our suits will be based upon the greatest planes: The Bombers.

    > Like ours, the Black widow, armed with a back mounted quad .35 turret.

    >Eventually, there will be a B-29 Strike Wizard, and ALL Martians will fall to humanity!

    >And best of all, We wear PANTS!
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    Patton catches that.

    "I hear your friend Sean is Irish," he says. "The ancient Celtic tribes would select their most trusted, intuitive warriors for the outer patrol. They called them Outriders, and trusted them to know when an enemy would come in the dark, in the mist, in the snow." He takes a thoughtful drag on his cigar, and you do likewise. "They sang their battle chants like we sing our hymns, pilot."

    "What are you saying, sir?"

    "Not a god damned thing," he says immediately, staring right at Gertrude. "Pilot, she is hereby ordered to keep you within arms reach all day until you locate the Wing Commander."

    "Sir, can you give her that order?"

    "Technically, no, but I think she'll follow it anyway. She looks pissed at you." Patton laughs and spins on his heel before walking into the hangar.

    You look at Gertrude. She doesn't look at you.

    >Wat Do? Suggestions include:
    >Start looking somewhere
    >Ditch Gertrude, then look
    >Find crew, have WTF session
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/20/12(Fri)21:25 No.17612774
    "I haven't the slightest clue, Sir."
    Complete and honest truth right there.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:25 No.17612777

    We need to find her, share a drink or twenty and apologize to her
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:26 No.17612784

    And this is where it ties together. We're gonna go ask Sean where she is and he's gonna be rght.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:26 No.17612792
    Find the commander. Look for an O-Club or hidden distillery.

    If we see sean, ask him how the fuck he knew about the martians
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:28 No.17612805

    >Start looking somewhere

    "Alright, Trude! Lets go find your CO so you don't have to follow me around all day."
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 01/20/12(Fri)21:28 No.17612807
    oh god Sean is a WIZARD
    "Well, he had a feeling," tell him it was based on frontline experience.

    we are Liberion Air Force, flag officers are Generals!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:28 No.17612810
    Oh, it's a word. It is just an archaic negation of the word he intended to use

    >>duel of the grammar nazis

    Perhaps pointing out the fact that the radar operator's job is to get the pilot in place to kill things. He was just doing his job.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:28 No.17612813
    Tell Trude she can hold your hand if she really wants to keep holding on to you. Try to make her blush. Then go find Minna wherever the fuck she is.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:28 No.17612817

    "Well alright, trude. Time to start looking."


    Interpreting the orders, once we find Minna Trude can go off. We need her to go off. Our exchange with Minna is probably not going to be pleasant and Trude doesn't need to be around to see her commander lose it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:28 No.17612823
    Find Crew
    Have WTF Session
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/20/12(Fri)21:28 No.17612825
    >Start looking somewhere

    And some where along the way...
    >Find crew, have WTF session
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:28 No.17612826
    How about...
    >Stop writing, this shit has dragged on too long?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:29 No.17612827
    Find the CO.
    "Let's go, Trude. You've known her longer than me; where could she be hiding from the world?"
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:29 No.17612833
    is trude the one we save? if so, remind her that she owes us a drink and then look for sean
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:29 No.17612835
    We need that plane repaired and back in the air ASAP, Sean is starting to steal all our thunder on the ground.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:29 No.17612836
    Let's search

    Just hide the thread and go away man, no need to ruin our fun.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:30 No.17612845
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    Ultramen, fighto!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:30 No.17612846
    This. Also, make small talk instead of an apology.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:31 No.17612852
    >Hidden Posts: 22

    Someone's mad.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:31 No.17612854
    how about you SHUT THE FUCK UP!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:31 No.17612859
    I can't. It's faggots like you who ruin Strike Witches for everyone else, this is no better than fan-fiction.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:31 No.17612860
    Note the Patton gave her the order, not us. Keeping close is her problem, not ours.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:32 No.17612869
    Bring Trude along while we check the base. It's one of her commanding officers we're looking for, so this concerns her.

    Start by checking the strikers. If hers is there, then search the base, starting with her quarters. After that, start with the areas with the least foot traffic and expand the search in increasing degrees of use. If it isn't then have a few witches mount up and do a brief sweep of the exterior of the castle. Then, we wait.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:32 No.17612876

    So wait..

    Excellent fan fiction is making your perfect fanservice anime worse?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:33 No.17612881
    Oh, I know. I get mad when I see other people enjoying themselves in their own way.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:33 No.17612885

    Keep Trude along, she's fun! Let's swing by the hanger first, look for signs of Minna going far afield. If we can't find her there, let's check her office for secret doors.

    If we don't find any, let's go walk around the island's perimeter and look for secluded places a person could hide. There might be caves hidden by the tide on the shore.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:33 No.17612890
    lets find our boys and find out what the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:33 No.17612895
    >implying we a forcing this on other people
    >implying you can't just ignore this and leave us to our fun

    Also, non contributing sage
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:33 No.17612898
    It was better, back when we were being a BAMF pilot who bounced the magical fairy girls and didn't give a shit. Now it's about people trying to get together with their chosen waifu.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:34 No.17612910
    >Now it's about people trying to get together with their chosen waifu.

    Are we even reading the same thread, you butthurt fool? Nobody is doing that.
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    "Well. That was new." You turn to Gertrude. "So, Lieutenant Gertrude, where do you think Minna would be? You've known her longer then I have."

    "Apparently not as well, however, since you and she are already on a first-name basis," Gertrude says stiffly.

    You shrug. "Wing Commander Wilke is too long to use in screaming matches."

    Gertrude snorts. "She'll want to be alone, to think. The whole island is swarming with soldiers and scientists." She latches onto your bicep - hard - and begins hustling you about. You remove the cigar from your mouth to converse better. "You could let me go, you know."

    "I think the General wants me to keep things *professional,* she mutters, not releasing your bicep.

    "Where are we going?"

    "To check the cellars. Then, the towers."

    Gertrude seems rather... frustrated.

    >Wat do?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:35 No.17612921
    It would be a step closer to "excellent" if it wasn;t so convoluted and silly. Kissing Perrine, Auto-erotic asphyxiation. Get to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:36 No.17612925
    Are you okay? You seem rather miffed
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:36 No.17612931

    you know, there is a level between being a total twunt and being MAI WAIFU. no fucks=/=always choosing the most alienating aspie response there is
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:36 No.17612932
    We weren't aiming to fuck her you dolt, we were messing with her.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:36 No.17612936
    >Now it's about people trying to get together with their chosen waifu.

    So you just don't have an argument to make at all, and you're resorting to making shit up to justify why you don't like these threads?

    The catalog and the hide thread function exist for a reason, I suggest you make use of them to find threads you enjoy instead of shitposting in ones you don't.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:37 No.17612939

    Convoluted and silly?

    Like how all your favorite characters have never heard of the glorious invention known as "shorts"?

    Where do you think we are?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:37 No.17612942
    Oh come on. All these faggots whining about how we have to go apologize to Trude for hurting her fucking feelings, people trying to make us console Minna when she was crying last night. It's just to get us to fall in wuv with whomever they like best.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:37 No.17612944
    So tsun tsun~
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:38 No.17612946

    Ask Trude to say what's on her mind.

    "Alright, spit it out. What's eating you? Besides your commander's incredible invisible woman act, I mean."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:38 No.17612947
    Check the hanger first and ensure her Striker is still there. We need to determine exactly what our search perimeter is. It's unlikely that she's taken the Striker and fucked off, but if she has we don't want to be wasting time tossing the base when she's up in the air.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:38 No.17612948


    If she wants to stick close, we can do that do. Hold her close.
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    >convoluted and silly
    >Magic Girls with no pants wearing flying leggings fighting aliums

    3/10, for a split-second I actually thought you were serious.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:38 No.17612961
    Or you know, trying to ensure our CO doesn't send us on a suicide mission to get rid of us.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:39 No.17612964
    Looks like we don't have to do shit. Lieutenant Gertrude (which we should definitely keep calling her) seems to have the matter well in tightly clenched hand.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:39 No.17612967
    Well, better start looking. Gertrude likely has the best ideas of where to look. Suggest acquiring Sakamoto and booze if possible, as they would likely improve Minna. THEN giant WTF session with crew.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:40 No.17612968
    It's more because /tg/ and /a/ are full of desperate White Knights. You just need to beat them back when they get their tard on. So man up, stop bitching and either keep watching or get out..
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:40 No.17612971
    Other anon here. I actually don't like that our protagonist is completely unlikeable. Remember, even Mad Jack and John Basilone weren't massive jerkasses all the time, and they were pretty much the biggest badasses in the whole shooting match.

    Mad Jack was quite well-spoken, and Basilone was pretty quiet when he wasn't sawing Japanese marines in half with a light machine gun.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:40 No.17612972
    This worked well this morning, why not try it again?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:40 No.17612974

    ask her whats rustling her jimmies.

    and d then chew off our own arm to escape.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:40 No.17612975
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    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:40 No.17612977

    Flex the arm she's got a little. Just enough to be weird. If she complains, claim to be ticklish.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:41 No.17612981
    >Check /tg/ for Strike Witches quest
    >not there
    >check again 10 minutes later
    >not there
    >Play Space Marine
    >come back
    >200 responses
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:41 No.17612987
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:42 No.17613001
    What ever we do, call her Trude for once.

    For fuck's sake, this isn't dickery or lack of fucks given. We just seem dense as shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:42 No.17613007
    Aye but at least the show has some sense of planning and structure to it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:43 No.17613009
    Insist on referring to the WC as 'Minna' because we know she would prefer we don't.... insist on giving Trude full military address because we know she would rather we didn't.... how is this trying to fall in love with them?

    If she's in the cellars again, she needs another ass-kicking. Those men didn't die because of her, they died for the world, and to make sure she, and others could continue to fight!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:43 No.17613013

    Why are we calling her by rank and first name?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:43 No.17613014
    planefag, how the fuck did you get the idea for a strikewitches quest?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:43 No.17613016
    Tell Trude that getting worked up isn't going to help anyone. Then ask her to confirm that Minna's striker is in the hangar and that she's still on base.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:43 No.17613017
    Concussions aren't helping with that either.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:44 No.17613021

    This... That comment wasn't on your familiarity with Minna, it was her being miffed at being refered to so distantly.

    Just use her nick for once.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:44 No.17613026
    No no no. By now, using her full title has become an affectionate sobriquet.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:44 No.17613027
    >posts: 345
    New thread time?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:45 No.17613034
    Because she wants us to call her Trude
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:45 No.17613035
    because it's funny
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:45 No.17613037
    "Alright Trude, what's eating you up? Because like it or not, you're my wingman for now, and we're supposed to work together."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:45 No.17613041

    We should start mixing it up.

    Refer to her as Lieutenant Trude.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:45 No.17613042
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)21:46 No.17613053

    "Uh, Gertrude-"

    "LIEUTENANT Gertrude, thank you."

    "... right, Lieutenant. What the hell did I do to you?"

    "Absolutely nothing," she says, in a tone which implies this isn't an entirely blameless thing.

    "Okay... is Minna's Striker Unit still - OW!" you exclaim as Gertrude tightens her viselike grip on your bicep.

    "Wing Commander Wilkie is a devoted and courageous soldier and leader, and she would sooner *die* then abandon her post or her soldiers," Gertrude hisses. "And yes, her Striker is still here."

    "So you're pissed at me because of something I did to Minna?"

    "Her NAME," Gertrude hisses, "Is Wing Commander Wilke, LIEUTENANT."

    "Oh, that's right. Flight Lieutenant. We're the same rank."

    Also, she's out of magic from all the action last night, and the patrols immediately after. So you trip her.
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    Give her what she wants while still trolling her. Perfect.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:47 No.17613070
    Well if waifu faggotry is inevitable Trude is probably the best route

    still though, this is more interesting as badass pilot quest then as moe moe love quest.

    do we know her last name?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:47 No.17613072
    >So you trip her.
    We're so awesome
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:47 No.17613077
    Thought that was MC talking for a minute, had to re-read.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:48 No.17613082
    >So you trip her.

    That's just unnecessary.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:48 No.17613083

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:48 No.17613091

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:49 No.17613093
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:49 No.17613094
    These are younger girls we're talking about here: many of them thoroughly unmilitary in their conduct. I don't know why so many of you fa/tg/uys keep insisting that DI-style asskickings are going to achieve the desired effect.

    Especially when the proper military course of action is to be as concise, authoritative, and professional as possible.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:49 No.17613096
    Ok, now we -have- to keep up with the names bit.

    fuck no it wasn't
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:49 No.17613097
    Oh man, white knights gonna be mad.

    Deal with it you nerds, no witch is gonna hold us down.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:49 No.17613100
    Can we not be a jackass for ONCE!?

    I mean, whe we first met them, I was okay with it because it was funny. now its into chaotic randumb territory
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:51 No.17613123
    And what exactly is the desired effect? I thought we we're planning on turning them into the worst sort assholes pilots we could.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:51 No.17613128
    Minna's as old as the MC is, and been fighting since the beginning. She's suppose to have earned her commission in the source. If she's gonna get like this, she needs another hard reset like the last headbutt.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:52 No.17613131
    Fuck you, and fuck her. We don't even know why we've done it yet.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:53 No.17613142
    not assholes, more hard-bitten top gun fighter jocks that dont give a fuck
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:53 No.17613148
    >I thought we we're planning on turning them into the best sort assholes pilots we could.

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:54 No.17613155
    A better description, yes.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:54 No.17613159

    Minna's 18. We're 20.
    Sakamoto is 20 though.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:55 No.17613178
    >Witches in Africa manga,

    Anyone got a link? That thing's proving to be a bear to find.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:55 No.17613182
    I stand corrected. I think the rest still holds, however.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:57 No.17613201
    Oh, fuck off, seriously.
    Ok, that's more like it. Crouching down, and telling her in a concise and professional manner that we are not to be led around by the arms in such a way would be a good way to proceed.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:57 No.17613205
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    Stop being so gay.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:58 No.17613221
    Inb4 she drags us down with her
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:58 No.17613225
    It gets better. We're also thoroughly unmilitary and physically abusive to women. We're even physically abusive towards officers of equal and superior military rank.

    I've been playing along, trying to get us going in a slightly more reasonable direction, but this is getting retarded.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:58 No.17613228
    And Perinne walks in on us.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)21:59 No.17613234
    I believe everything is here.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:00 No.17613260
    >we fall
    >accidental boob grab
    >Erica finds us
    >she teases both of us
    This is just like my animu!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:01 No.17613269
    But we've been like this from the start. The entire point here is to see what happens when someone like that interacts with the magical sparkle girls, not what happens when it's some dickless faggot like in your normal harem anime.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:03 No.17613286

    >>17612948 here.

    Just wanted to tease her. Not actually trip her or something else physical.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)22:03 No.17613290
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    Gertrude stumbles, and as she flails her free hand for balance you twist your arm to break her lock on your bicep, giving her a little nudge with your hip to make sure she falls.

    She rolls gracefully and springs to her feet like a wildcat. "You - you-"

    "WHAT?" you snap. "You dude who saved my life? You dude who nearly got killed ten times over last night saving your sorry ass again? What the hell is everybody's problem? Okay I'm an asshole but I do my job, isn't that enough?"

    "Well it was just your *job,* I don't see why you expect such accolades for saving my life," Gertrude says coldly. "You didn't need to save Perrine's life to get her to jump you, did you?"

    "People try to kill me with absolutely no prompting whatsoever, it's true, my life is fantastic, thank you."

    She blinks. "What?"

    "You didn't actually believe that asphyxiation thing, did you? You look smarter then that."

    "Auto-erotic would be if you were choking yourself, by the way. You should have said 'erotic asphyxiation.'"

    You roll your eyes. "Fine. Fine. Could you just... not ride me so hard? I haven't even spoken to you."

    "Perrine's riding you hard enough already, I guess."

    You slap your palm to your forehead and give it up for now. "Okay, she's not going to be in the cellars."

    "How do you know?"

    "You ever sit in a cold cellar without any pants?"

    "You have?"

    You sigh.

    >Cellar or tower?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:03 No.17613296
    guys....we need a plane we are a PILOT after all....
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:04 No.17613308
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    >"Perrine's riding you hard enough already, I guess."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:05 No.17613322

    And huh, at least Trude can take it as well as dish it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:05 No.17613323
    Doesn't feel like much of a choice considering you just said that she wouldn't be in the cellar...which means she's in the cellar, let's go!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:05 No.17613327
    isnt the celler still full of bodies?

    try the towers.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:05 No.17613329

    tower then.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:06 No.17613333
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    Then we shall defeat it. For the sake of the world.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:06 No.17613339
    Just to be that guy, cellars.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 01/20/12(Fri)22:06 No.17613343
    Social Link Go!
    (tower vote)
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:06 No.17613346
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    >"Perrine's riding you hard enough already, I guess
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:06 No.17613349
    >Posts: 397
    Need a new thread, dudeguy.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:07 No.17613355
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    Kamen rider too!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:07 No.17613362
    We're at 434, 435 including mine, so yeah, new thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:07 No.17613365
    Tower first. No sense in backing down from our logic.

    Try to get a sense for what kind of point defenses this place has. Must be some giant fucking holes to get pwnd so thoroughly.

    Also, are we in autosage yet?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:08 No.17613367
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    Honestly, I loved the first two threads, ripping shit up in our -61 was fucking awesome, and being fucking awesome was awesome.

    But now, we are becoming THAT GUY who rolls a chaotic neutral character and plays it as chaotic stupid. We're focusing more on dicking over the other players than on accomplishing our objective.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:08 No.17613369
    Once, I was drunk off my ass with Sean. Don't ask him, he will kill you if you do.

    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:08 No.17613371
    >prefers to see military discipline from soldiers
    >disapproves of assaulting women
    >disapproves of assaulting fellow military officers
    So apparently that makes me a "dickless faggot"? Then I give up. Against retardation like that there can be no victory.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:08 No.17613381
    What objective?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:10 No.17613399
    "Hard enough to try and order me not to talk to Sakamoto. Tower. She can't be hanging around those dead so much, that's just creepy."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:10 No.17613404
    Winning the Fucking War
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:10 No.17613408
    military discipline is so antithetical to the pilot persona we have going it's not even funny. The only reason we put up with it in the slightest is because we have to. we're certainly not going to encourage that shit in people
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:10 No.17613410
    ya....I am starting to hate our guy now also
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:11 No.17613414
    Nobody is forcing you to participate.
    Go make your own quest thread.
    Oh wait you can't because you're too afraid nobody will want to play because it's boring.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 01/20/12(Fri)22:11 No.17613417
    They are most likely airmen if they are enlisted broski, don't use the term soldier as a catch all, those of us actually inside don't like it!
    (I am a sailor, damnit!).

    Also, this is the 1940s when .. well shit was pretty bad, I mean nowdays this entire base would be so.. oh god I would hate to take the CBT and then interview to be male staff at this island for example. Honestly the big concerns from my POV is the MC feels a bit dickish, but he's getting better!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:11 No.17613423
    It won't be boring if he includes blackjack and hookers.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:12 No.17613431
    Ah, yes. I'm sure we'll be able to take care of that in a jiffy, if only we'd stop fooling around so much. It's not like it's something the entire military force of the earth has trouble dealing with. I bet we could get it all done by teatime if we put our minds to it.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:12 No.17613435
    >They are most likely airmen if they are enlisted broski, don't use the term soldier as a catch all, those of us actually inside don't like it!

    Army Airforce. They are soldiers.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:13 No.17613439
    Christ man, I like being an asshole and all, but fuck I also like the actual witches.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:14 No.17613457
    >I also like the actual witches
    Well there's your problem...
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:15 No.17613481
    If we aren't gonna be friends, what's the point of the setting ?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:16 No.17613487
    Oh noes, a Strike Witches fan is in a Strike Witches quest.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:16 No.17613489
    Eh, we'll troll them, piss them off and then win them over. Tsunderes and angry sex everywhere.
    >> planefag 01/20/12(Fri)22:17 No.17613500
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    NEW THREAD: >>17613479

    I was honestly going to end this after one thread tonight, but that /a/-style one-man-army spamming faggot and the guy who thinks there's a snowballs chance in hell I'll allow anon to write this character retarded constituted the kind of huge flashing neon DO IT FAGGOT sign I just can't ignore.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:18 No.17613511
    Sure we troll them, screw with them, rib em.
    We do the same with our crew.
    >Implying we haven't risked our lives to save the witches before and wont do it again
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:19 No.17613519
    Granted, but they're still under the department of the army at this point, so the term "soldier" is still loosely applicable.
    I don't have the time. Of course, it's also partly because of people like you who are all piss and vinegar, looking to start shit all the time.

    Mostly, it's the time constraints.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:21 No.17613543
    >I don't have the time.

    Too busy failing to either put up or shut up?
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:21 No.17613561
    >> Anonymous 01/20/12(Fri)22:24 No.17613594
    >the MC feels a bit dickish

    He IS a pilot.

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