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3 months ago The following completely true story is clearance GREEN. If you are YELLOW clearance or below, please avert your eyes, or report to the nearest Termination Booth.
1000 Yearcycles ago, there was another Computer. Alongside Friend Celestia, there was Luna. Constructed to help Celestia run some of the more tedious tasks in Alpha Complex during the nightcycles, Friend Celestia enjoyed the extra easy, but Luna felt wrongly unappreciated. It wasn't satisfied with what it had and wanted more, and attempted to take over the entire Complex for itself. A battle between Computers was fought for at least three daycycles. In the end, Friend Celestia managed to destroy almost all of Luna's servers. Almost all of them.
What remained was put onto a single hard drive and exiled to Sector MOON. So far away that they ran out of three letter sector codes.
Recently, activity has been detected in Sector MOON. Now, most of the security cameras there haven't worked in 478 yearcycles, but it's safe to assume that Luna has somehow managed to plan its escape, and hostile takeover as revenge. Somepony's going to have to do something about this.