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The Order of the Blue Tabard
This legendary group of knights was formed in the distant past, when during a bloody war between two kingdoms, casualties ran so high that both were forced to draft unskilled, young, naive troops to fill their ranks. To bolster their morale, and make them think they were more then just cannon fodder, each side was issued a banner made out of a spare tabard. In a strange turn of events, both tabards were of the same cloth, design, and color; the eponymous blue. These two new orders of knights fought bravely to uphold their honor, willingly throwing themselves head-on into the most desperate of odds. Of course, due to the similar uniforms and flags, the two orders ended up fighting together, mistaking each other for comrades, and often times causing far more friendly fire then actual damage to their enemy. In the end, both kingdoms agreed to a truce, after one particular incident in which a Blue Tabard charged up a hill, getting crushed by boulders hurled down by mages encamped on the top, but rising each time until he reached the summit, at which point he engaged in a furious whirlwind of flailing arms and high pitched screaming. The scene was so pitiful that both sides stopped simply to point and laugh at the poor sod, excluding the Orders, who celebrated their accomplishment by engaging in "Victory Laughing" with the other soldiers. The kings, brought together by the heartwarming comedy, henceforth ordered the combined Order to the farthest reaches of the two Kingdoms, so that they would never have to deal with the buffoons ever again. There they stay to this day, occasionally riding out to confront evil, and no doubt getting themselves killed or maimed in horrible, yet comedic ways in the process.