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    134 KB Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)11:59 No.17432395  
    Spider Quest time!

    1.Thread http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17384620/
    (scroll down to get to the start)
    2.Thread http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17422141/

    You are a little female jumping spider named Bibi living inside a shed. After your mom kicked you out of your home you escaped a centipede by jumping off the table that had bee your home for all your life. On the floor under the table you encountered another spider named Dorpou, who became your mate. In the last session, you hunted down cockroaches and improved your nest that is inside a turned over bucket. You also placed some food scraps near the bucket, so you could observe what kinds of predators live nearby.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)12:01 No.17432405
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    You are currently eating the last bits of delicious liquefied innards of the remaining cockroach with your mate. Eating the cockroach restores 60 protein. You now have 80 and Dorpou has 70.
    What will you do?

    >How this works.
    Suggest an action and then depending how feasible it is, the spider will act.

    You are just an ordinary spider in moder day earth. You have no special powers, other than your intellect.

    Making silk costs proteins, which you can restore by eating. Your mate has his own protein reserves.

    You can upgrade your nest with silk.Your nest currently has the following improvements:
    >Hunting lines.
    >Egg chamber.
    >Hiding place.
    >Food storage.
    >Warning net over the entrance of the bucket, that will send vibrations yo your nest if something walks over it.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:09 No.17432445
    How dem eggs cookin?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:12 No.17432463
    (L)ook around,

    There was something about a breeze and stuff?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:15 No.17432481
    What's behind the bucket?
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)12:16 No.17432489
    You are starting to feel the weight of the deveoping eggs. The time to lay them is probably quite near.
    There is a breeze of fresh air coming from behind the toolbox that is near the bucket.
    Shall you investigate?
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)12:24 No.17432521
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    This is the world you are aware of. You haven't actually been behind the bucket though. You just saw it when you descended to the floor.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:24 No.17432526

    Lets investigate the breeze then... but cautiously. Don't want harm to come to the eggs.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:26 No.17432531

    We should have some time to kill before we need to tend to our little imperial horde.

    And then after although we may need to hammer dome some more roaches first.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)12:30 No.17432548
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    You and Dorpou move to investigate. The breeze carries scents unfamiliar to you.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:33 No.17432570
    *face .. palm*

    Dorpou know anything about it?

    Ask in passing and continue on.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:34 No.17432572
    What do you little spider eyes see?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:37 No.17432596
    oh fuck yes this thread is still up?
    Gotta get caught up!

    >I am the one who made us knit a sweater
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)12:41 No.17432617
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    The breeze seems to be coming from a hole in the wall.
    You can see strange green things sprouting from the ground, and you hear the faint sounds of all kinds of creatures.

    You ask Doprou if he has any insight on this.
    "That is where other creatures sometimes wander in. Groups of small things with strong bites and venomous stingers mostly. They kill something and then leave. My mother told me a tale of the massive creature who made the hole, by biting through it! It was probably just a tale. I have never seen that kind of creature here."
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:43 No.17432632
    Vote we peek out side but get ready to book back.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:43 No.17432633
    Er must plug the hole, spiderhubby! This is a danger to our nest!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:43 No.17432634

    Hmm, that doesn't sound good. Best stay away from there.
    >> Spider Trek 01/05/12(Thu)12:46 No.17432654

    Also - Bibi and Dorpou .. at Tanagra.

    ( Insert idiotic image macro here.jpg )
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:50 No.17432678
    We can't spare the protein right now, as our brood approaches. In fact, we didnt save any food for the Spiderlings.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:52 No.17432693
    I say we head back to the nest to begin the egg laying, while sending dorpou to bring back some food for the Brood.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)12:56 No.17432727
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    You carefully peek out.
    Dorpou says that you two shouldn't be near the hole, as nothing good has ever came from it.
    Dorpou says that his mother told him the tale when their clan had actually did that that untill the great can fell and destroyed most of them. Unfortunately, something always tore the net up. Every day they had to rebuild the web, but the outsiders always broke through. No matter how the web was reinforced, no matter the thickness something always eventually broke it. And jet they kept rebuilding the web for generations.

    He says that even with your help, you couldn't possibly build a web sturdy enough to deter the outsiders. The best thing to do is to steer clear of the hole, as the invaders rarely go very deep in to the shed.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)12:58 No.17432740

    Oh it's a great wilderness... then it's probably mice and snakes and shit, better to not mess with them.

    Head on back to the next, there's nothing to be gained here.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:00 No.17432756
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:00 No.17432760
    Group sense seems to be nestan' time.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)13:02 No.17432771
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    After concluding that there was nothing of interest at the hole, you inform Dorpou that you'll be returning to the net to lay the eggs, and he should go hunting, so that you two have something to store up for the younglings when they hatch.

    Dorpou agrees with this plan ad heads to the hose pile to hunt some cockroaches, while you return to the nest.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:04 No.17432783
    We should think up some awesome names for the spiderlings

    Something worthy of our great clan.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:06 No.17432790
    I vote that we name one of them Motorcycle.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:07 No.17432801
    seconded. The first to hatch will be Motorcycle. The heir to our Empire.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:09 No.17432817

    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:12 No.17432841
    Let our captchas determine the names.

    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)13:12 No.17432844
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    While preparing to lay your eggs you begin to think up names for your children.
    You think to name the first to hatch Motorcycle, but you are little worried about what Dorpou might say.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)13:23 No.17432915
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    As you lay your eggs you quickly weave a web sack around them, like any proper spider mom does. You lay 30 eggs. It will take a couple days for them to hatch.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:28 No.17432944
    I get some, Harley, Davison, Chopper, Gas, Kawasaky, Honda etc. Who's with me?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:30 No.17432956
    Well, let's bring some tool usage up in this bitch.

    Lets go see if we can find some more wooden splinters, or small pebbles.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:30 No.17432957
    I'm for it.

    Should we check on Dorpou?
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)13:31 No.17432962
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    You are now a mother!


    There are plenty of babies to be named!
    Just remember to leave some for Dorpou!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:32 No.17432966
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:32 No.17432968
    inform dorpu-kun that the eggs have been hatched. Then, begin work on the creation of the wheel.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:38 No.17432999

    Name one Nomar Garciaparra.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:39 No.17433004
    So many r.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)13:48 No.17433058
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    As you are about to go and find Dorpou, he emerges from the entrance. You tell him that the eggs have been laid successfully. He is happy to hear that. He then tells you that he managed to catch one medium sized cockroach witch he dragged to the food storage, seeing that you both recently ate.


    You also tell him that you will now start making improvements and other stuff that will ease up the raising of the babies, and your life in general. You tell him that you two should go and look for some materials for this project.

    He is a little skeptical about your unspiderlike plans, but agrees nonetheless.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)13:50 No.17433069

    Spiders may not actually be as cute as this quest presents them.
    Do not hug spiders. The spiders are too fragile. You will kill them. They do not want your hugs.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:53 No.17433090
    Follow Dorpou out to find materials for le wheel.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)13:54 No.17433094
    We should wave off Dorpou-kun's worries about our plans.
    >"Don't worry, Dorpou Tedenol-kun. I've got an invention that will make everything easier!"
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)14:01 No.17433146
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    You reassure Dorpou about the validity of your plans. He tells you that he will go along with them if it is so important to you.

    You move outside of the bucket in order to search for materials.

    There is large supply of small pebbles and other tiny rocks all around the floor. This shack has a ground floor.
    You already collected all the splinters light enough to carry from the place where they fell. You just never used them. They are in the storage sack.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:08 No.17433195
    collect some of the pebbles, and create some small slingshots using the wood splinters
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)14:09 No.17433203
    You can off course search for other materials also.
    I will also say this, that just plain rocks and sticks will be hard to turn in to a wheel. Shaping hard materials such as rocks is much harder for smaller creatures such as yourself.

    You could also look for already wheel shaped things that may be found in the environment.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:12 No.17433225
    well then, as we move around collecting pebbles, let's keep an eye out for other round objects that can be used as wheels for our chariot
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:14 No.17433239
    create a throwing bola out of silk and pebbles.
    could be useful when hunting or fighting.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:22 No.17433292
    Jesus. That's amazing.
    Lemme tell you, if I ever walked into a shed and a series of spiders began to throw little bolas at me I'd be pretty shocked.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)14:24 No.17433308
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    In a stroke of genius you create two slingshots.
    Dorpou is at first skeptical about your weird contraption, but after demonstrating it's function by shooting a pebble quite far, he becomes very impressed.

    You tell Dorpou to look for wheel shaped objects while he gathers pebbles. You say that you'll join him after testing out another idea.
    He obeys meekly, still impressed from seeing your slingshots.
    You begin the construction of the bola.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:27 No.17433332
    Also, use one of the splinters ot begin to scribe the Rites of Lolth onto the bucket wall. When our children come of age, they will be put through the rite of passage described therein.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:37 No.17433405

    How long until babby spiders?
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)14:38 No.17433415
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    The bola is ready. Wonder what Dorpou will think about it.
    You need first to figure out how to even inscribe something. You put that on your list of things to do.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)14:40 No.17433431

    Few days.
    It has only been about an hour since you laid your eggs.

    This day is starting to end however. You notice that it is much darked under the table than it was earlier.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:42 No.17433443
    We should look around for something we can use to create some color when added to water, or crushed. Paint chippings, or plants. Maybe some of the Roach remains?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:43 No.17433450
    Time to head back up and sleep..

    Or we can haunt around.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:43 No.17433452
    oh, night soon, eh?
    Move slightly into the bucket, and wait for Dorpou before returning to the nest for the night
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)14:55 No.17433552
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    That shall wait for tomorrow because:
    It is time for sleep!
    You wait for Dorpou to return, which he does eventually. He has apparently found something! He is struggling to carry the object, but he still drags it with enthusiasm.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:55 No.17433554
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    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)14:57 No.17433576
    >"Dorpou-kun! you found something! amazing~"
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    I'm sorry, could you rephrase that.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:04 No.17433638
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    Hear me out. The pebbles are difficult to manipulate at our small size without large amounts of energy, correct? So, when we have our labor for- I mean, children, they will need to be taught how to dance. So, we divide them into pairs, teach them the basics, and then have them practice. However, we'll need to manipulate the dance to better distinguish our new empire. So, when they finally get the hang of it, we have them tie strong pieces of web between their dancing legs, and then put a pebble in-between them. Their constant dancing will sand the stone down into a proper wheel. Imagine it; a spider mass production line for the wheel.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:04 No.17433639

    What is iiiit?!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:08 No.17433679
    Your loyal husband has brought you the first piece of your glorious war chariot, The time is ripe for celebratory buttsex.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:09 No.17433704



    We must make spider master race by manipulating their DNA. Giant spiders ftw. Call of spider cuthhulu, just like Harry potter.

    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)15:10 No.17433717
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    Dorpou has brought you a wheel!
    A real wheel! Made from some hard and shiny material!
    It is more than perfect!
    This is exactly what you needed!

    You thank him profoundly.
    He feels pretty good about himself.

    Now you just need to find another one.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:11 No.17433719
    we are not doing this. The Glorious Firstborn will not be abused in such a manner
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:12 No.17433740
    Does the heterosexuality of our spider lady anger you?

    Its annoying when nature isnt politically correct isnt it?

    You raging yet?
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)15:12 No.17433741
    Well that makes more sense, if I understood it correctly. How are you planning to make the hole in the middle however?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:14 No.17433752
    Yes, soon.

    Sperbike babies.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:14 No.17433760
    That will require more work. We'll have to play "spin the wheel on top of a pointy object" for recess.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:17 No.17433785
    Cant we use the wheel as a 'template' for our web? So that it can compress dried web into a wheel?
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)15:17 No.17433786
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    That has to wait for another day though, as it is getting pretty dark.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:19 No.17433805

    I support both these marvelous idea.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)15:19 No.17433810

    Remember these plans when it becomes the time to start mass producing wheels, but for now, you have no real need for a large quantity of them, unless you have changed your plans.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:21 No.17433823
    Lie down to bed with hubby.

    I only recommended the idea so strongly because it just occurred to me. However, we'll stash it away for any day.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:21 No.17433825

    Then we'll just make TWO right now and stash the real one safely in our lair.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:27 No.17433859
    ask him where he found this. did he see any more?
    >> hyväähuomenta-ano !Q0vB6MnNZ. 01/05/12(Thu)15:29 No.17433878
    I like Spider Quest.
    I mainly just lurk but I just had to point out how cute this spider quest is!
    go Bibi and Dorpou, your offspring will be great.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)15:32 No.17433905
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    You go to the egg chamber for rest after hiding the wheel under some webbing.
    That'll have to wait for the next morning.
    Before you go to sleep however, you ask where he found the wheel.
    He says that it was lying there on the floor, quite distance from here, at the opposite end of the shed compared to the white lake of death.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)15:34 No.17433919

    Thanks. It is nice to see that my originally one shot quest is liked this much.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:35 No.17433924
    in he morning, let's set out for where he found teh wheel. Bring the bola.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:36 No.17433935
    Uh oh.

    White lake of DEATH here we come.

    Also ENGAGE SNUGGLE MODE for passing of the night.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)15:41 No.17433965
    Opposite end of the shed compared to white lake of death.
    Somewhere near the axe.

    Don't worry, you don't need to go to the lake....jet.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)15:48 No.17434006
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    You are awakened by faint feeling of rhythmic vibrations coming from the web. Dorpou, too is awakened by it, but he is slower to react.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:49 No.17434010
    Take a peak out of the egg chamber.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:51 No.17434022
    -Eggs safe?
    -Partner safe?
    -House safe?
    -Anything caught in the security system?
    -Anything happening outside the bucket?

    And that's in order of importance.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:52 No.17434031
    rolled 10 = 10


    And begin sowing a new sweater, not for us, just compulsive worry-knitting
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:52 No.17434035
    yeah, just observe
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:52 No.17434038
    Gauge the strength of the vibrations and try to determine the rough size of the possible threat.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:54 No.17434053
    >We haven't checked our spinnerettes once this thread

    For shame /tg/, For shame.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)15:58 No.17434079
    Maybe we can get Dorpou to check them for us from now on? ^_^ ~<3
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    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:00 No.17434094

    Seconding, after the crisis is over it's play time.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)16:06 No.17434131
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    After checking that nothing is threatening your eggs, mate or web, you peek out what is going on in the security web.

    Something large seems to be moving there.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:07 No.17434146
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    ( Crosses fingers )
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:07 No.17434148

    Wake up, Dorpou! It's the long big monster of many legs!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:08 No.17434155




    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:09 No.17434157
    the great long one attacks!
    Arm the slingshots!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:10 No.17434168
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:11 No.17434170

    Initiate David and Goliath protocols.

    By that I mean beat the ever loving fuck out of its head with the slingshots.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:14 No.17434190
    the slingshots are at the mouth of your home and the centipede is already inside, unless I'm very much mistaken.

    It may not have seen you yet, lurk quietly and see if it leaves, it may simply be curious.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:15 No.17434202
    Lolth help us...
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:15 No.17434206
    rolled 4 = 4

    Bibi.. Shit's about to go down. Focus. Focus all your might. You have to time this right and you need Dorpou's help.

    When then abomination gets close enough, you'll need to use the techniques of your ancestors and leap down upon it, right atop it's head. You will be safe from it's maw. It cannot bite from there.

    Then the two of you will poison this beast will all your might. Bite between its segments. Bite until it is no more.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:18 No.17434232
    im not sure about this. with that segmented body, it might be able to loop around and get us.
    We need to lurk, I doubt the centipede can get to our nest. When it moves further into the bucket, drop down onto the slingshots and begin firing!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:20 No.17434240
    what species are we?

    my sugestion is this due to no mating canibalism and being a smart as fuck portia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portia_fimbriata
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)16:20 No.17434241
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    You frantically explain that the Great Long Monster is here.
    Dorpou is immediately alert, and extremely scared.
    "What will we do Bibi? We can't fight against it! It is too big!"

    What will you do?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:21 No.17434254
    if we can move the egg sack, we could try to sneak out
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:21 No.17434256

    He will flee with the eggs.

    We shall face this monstrosity and bide time.

    If we feel that we are losing we will escape.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:21 No.17434260
    Challenge it to single combat!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:21 No.17434261
    Get our war faces on! We just had eggs, and we can't let the great destroyer whip us out!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:22 No.17434265
    rolled 2 = 2


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    "... WE ARE AT WAR!"

    The others got it right. Hose it down with sling shot pebbles.

    Have Dorpou get ready to jet with the eggs.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:25 No.17434291

    Get our war faces on.

    He shall flee with the eggs.

    We have escaped from it once, we should not tempt fate a second time.

    We shall fight, so that our young will survive.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:26 No.17434295
    Waiting seems most prudent in this situation, if the centipede is here for blood she can throw the bola to slow it down and flee.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:27 No.17434300
    We need to find some radioactive waste or mutagenic sludge or something so that we can grow to three hundred times our normal size.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:28 No.17434310

    >Dorpou developes a giantess fetish.jpg
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    The plan is clear then!

    You explain to Dorpou that he shall flee with the eggs, meanwhile you will distract the beats.
    Although he initially opposes the plan, thinking that you shouldn't just throw your life away that way, and that you should just wait for it to go away, he finally gives in.
    You say that you'll use the weapons you made earlier this day to fight the creature, hopefully giving Dorpou enough time to get away.

    You start to descend towards your bola, while Dorpou prepares to flee.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:33 No.17434344
    We gotta distract the beats, someone break out the turntables!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:33 No.17434353
    rolled 3 = 3

    Keep it quiet; even though we're prepared to fight, the giant centipede can also just walk away. Only be prepared to fire when the centipede becomes a true threat.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:36 No.17434385
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:38 No.17434406
    i really dont know why i like this quest but i do. thumbs up op
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:39 No.17434411
    For Our Eggs,shall the web broke, the wheel lose,the slingshot fails, but we will kill that bug, Throw the Bolas and ATACK!
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)16:42 No.17434441
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    After sneakily descending to floor of the bucket, you gab your bola and hide from the centipede in order to observe it.
    The creature seems to be attracted to the roach corpse still lying under your web.
    In fact, it has already eaten the scraps you left near your bucket.
    The Great Monster advances towards your nest.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:45 No.17434464
    We totally need to make a morningstar/flail out of some glass shards.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:46 No.17434486
    when it's time to fire the bola. We should aim for his antennae. This will likely disorient it enough to allow an easy kill.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:48 No.17434503
    Be cautious, don't attack the Beast of Legs unless you have to
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:51 No.17434542
    If we win.

    We are totally making a suit of centipede chitin plate and a couple of weapons, namely a jagged mandible spear as well as a mandible sword and head-piece shield.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)16:57 No.17434594
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    The majority seemed to support attacking, so here it goes!

    You jump out of your hiding place, and quickly swing your bola to speed. The centipede lets out a surprised hiss, and lifts it's first few segments up.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)16:58 No.17434609
    Bola then bite eyes
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:00 No.17434631
    Blind the monsters! Aim for its sensory organs!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:00 No.17434632
    whats our to-hit?
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)17:02 No.17434658

    oops, that file should be 90.

    And I forgot your toll.
    Roll 1d10 to hit.
    Number to beat 7.
    highest of the first 3 rolls will be chosen.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)17:04 No.17434670

    Your roll*

    Dammit, sleep deprivation dragging my brains to retardation.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:04 No.17434672
    rolled 1 = 1

    Come on spiderette!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:04 No.17434673
    Bash thy beatsy mandibles!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:04 No.17434676
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    rolled 8 = 8

    I roll!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:05 No.17434686
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:05 No.17434691
    What sorcery is this? Of the three rolls, Xeno's was the one that worked?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:05 No.17434692
    rolled 7 = 7

    aim for the head area, preferably try to tie up (or sever) the antennae
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:07 No.17434712
    rolled 5 = 5

    Rolling for this. First time doing it, hope I don't fuck it up...
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)17:09 No.17434726
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    Your bola strikes true, hitting the monster straight to the face. You hear a sickening crunch as stone crushes chitin.

    The centipede becomes disoriented.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:10 No.17434742

    (It worked with the roaches, so why the hell not)
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:10 No.17434743
    rolled 1 = 1

    move for the slingshots and unleash our barrage!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:10 No.17434745
    Now jump on it! Jump on it and decapitate it!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:11 No.17434751
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:12 No.17434776
    Heave ho moe pebbles!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:13 No.17434785

    Kill the beast while it is wounded and blind, don't give it a chance to recover.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:14 No.17434789
    rolled 1 = 1


    Jump on top of it and bite the exposed flesh!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:14 No.17434793
    rolled 7 = 7

    Giving theese a roll
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:15 No.17434807
    rolled 6 = 6

    unleash the slingshot attack! If the Great Beast still lives, then scurry up to the nest and cut the storage lines. Drop shit on that bastard!
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)17:20 No.17434874
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    You move to the slingshots. The beast is still alive, trying to figure out what the hell just happened. It's antennae are spasming from the sensory overload.

    The sun is starting to rise.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:21 No.17434893
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:22 No.17434905
    Unleash hell of rock and web!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:22 No.17434910
    ib4 we kill it and it has a cute family
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:24 No.17434923
    good roll, beat the shit out of that centipede.

    sidenote: if we kill it, we should keep its head chitin+antennae as a trophy and use the rest of its chitin as armour for the strongest of our brood, so they can be better warriors.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:24 No.17434928
    Raise monster guard pets.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:24 No.17434935
    No mercy PELT AND SMASH
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:25 No.17434950
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:25 No.17434951
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:31 No.17435019
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)17:32 No.17435037
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    The creature gazes at you with it's remaining hate filled eye.
    You arm the slingshot and prepare to fire.

    Rollan time!
    Number to beat 5. (aiming is easier with a slingshot, you'd think at least. And you are closer)
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:33 No.17435056
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:33 No.17435059
    rolled 4 = 4

    But I rolled so well! D:
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:34 No.17435064
    rolled 7 = 7

    critical hit!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:34 No.17435072
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    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:35 No.17435081
    Centipedes hate the light people. They're like the opposite of moths. Cockroaches also hate the light.

    Bitch is going to scramble once the sun rises.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:36 No.17435084


    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:41 No.17435130
    Tame the beast, then build slingshot in him. A mobile fortress for the spiderkind, If we kill it, we only need to add wheels.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)17:43 No.17435157
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    The pebble strikes the centipede like the angry fist of the spidergod!
    It's head is reduced to green mush and splinters of chitin.
    It's body spasms for few moments, as if cope with the sudden vaporization of its head.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:44 No.17435163
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:44 No.17435164
    Feast upon its flesh to gain its strength
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:44 No.17435167
    Take chitin plating, acquire armour.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:45 No.17435182
    rolled 7 = 7

    I really love you art.

    Let's get the meat off, build a mobil fortress and make an armour.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:46 No.17435193
    get our mate down here to help guard the corpse. we might get scavengers trying to steal our loot like hyenas.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:47 No.17435196

    We go make out with our husbando.


    We make ourselves a bitchin suit of armor and mandible weapons.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:47 No.17435198
    Right, switch rolls, have Dorpou cut up and stow the body. We'll check and rehang the egg sac.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:49 No.17435217
    Make stilts from its legs. They may come in handy
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:50 No.17435227

    Celebratory intimacy with our husbando.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:50 No.17435230
    Hey OP, I think defeating such a glorious foe would net us an upgrade yeah? Maybe a little extra size?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:50 No.17435232
    A) If there is no danger, bring the brood down to FEED.
    B) Construct a system of spider-pulleys and spider-levels to drag its corpse up to become a new larder.

    I also second CENTIPEDE ARMOR.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:53 No.17435257
    >Thinks about our aDAAWWWWABLE spider
    >Thinks what our ADAWWABLE spider would look like in a suit of fucking centipede armor with a spear made out of its mandible

    It's adorable and somehow frightening.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:54 No.17435262
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)17:55 No.17435271
    You go and check the corpse of the lord of legs, in order to determine if it can be used for something. Multiple ideas spring forth, such as chitin armor and weapons, and even a walking fortress.
    Truly, this beast's body can have multiple uses.
    Realizing these plans will take time however. Removing the chitinous plates from the creature may prove difficult.

    Dorpou descends down to the scene in awe. The last bits of his skepticism of your crazy projects has been washed away by this showcase of awesomeness.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)17:57 No.17435291
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    Forgot the pic.

    You fest upon the corpse, and feel somehow strengthened.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)17:58 No.17435299
    reading from my phone on the train. I just started grinning like an idiot when you KO'd the centipede and several people gave me weird looks.

    quest of the year of all years.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:04 No.17435352
    We must now perform a new dance to commemorate the destruction of the great destroyer!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:04 No.17435357
    rolled 8 = 8


    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:05 No.17435366
    I love this quest. Sometimes the simplest things turn out the be the most enjoyable. Happens in P&P RPGs too. Sometimes simple one shots, totally born out of improvisation are much more loved then complex campaigns you spend weeks to prepare. Quite some of these one shots of mine got upgraded to full fledged and loved campaigns instead.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:07 No.17435383
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    I will get the drums.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)18:13 No.17435458
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    You perform your victory dance!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:17 No.17435489

    Let us work through the morning to ensure that the carcass of the great beast does not go to waste. Bring as much meat inside as possible, leaving behind the outer shell.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:21 No.17435532
    >cockroach carcasses attract many legged beast
    >many legged beast carcasses is going to attract something bigger

    I think we need to spend this day removing the meat, and whatever portions we need we keep in the food storage chamber, the rest need to be as far from our nest as possible, maybe throw it into the white lake of DEATH so the bigger and maybe more stupid predators will die? Or invite trouble by putting the meat near THE CRACK as an offering to the outside and to appease the bigger beasts.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:21 No.17435537
    Spiders don't eat like that, silly! They inject venom and suck out the liquified insides of their prey.

    We still should bring our feast in and wrap it up tight though.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:22 No.17435544

    Casually start turning the celebration dance into a mating dance. After what that leads to finishes up coat the body in webbing to keep others from getting to it without having to claw through webbing.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:26 No.17435576
    Why all that mating frenzie, fa/tg/uys? Somebody it's turned on be spider sex?

    Alas we need to get the meat and build up armours and prepare the rolling fortress.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:28 No.17435586
    rolled 7 = 7

    Eat a lot, fill up out protein reserves, and use the reserves to build up our bucket! Wash, rinse, repeat!
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:32 No.17435622

    >not enjoying arachnirotica

    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:32 No.17435623
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    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)18:37 No.17435681
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    Over the morning hours, you and Dorpou work tirelessly to collect everything of use from the carcass. You fill your bellies with the innards of the centipede, filling your both protein reserves. You store what you can of edible parts in websacks, until your food storage couldn't hold any more.

    You also remove multiple armor plates, legs and both mandibles in hopes that you can utilize them somehow.

    You then drag what remains of the centipede further
    from your bucket, along with the roach corpse, fearing that they would attract even nastier predators.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:37 No.17435682

    Apart from the whole turned on by spider sex, they probably want us to raise an army of a billion children and conquer the shed today. Tomorrow? The world.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:39 No.17435706
    But guys, what happens if some of our sons want our power, our base, our buck?
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:42 No.17435729
    It ain't gonna conquer itself
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:42 No.17435734

    Our house is so trashy we might as well change our name to Baybay and Cletus. Make a mop out of webbing and clean out the bucket, arrange the few corpses we do keep in one pile that will be webbed up with a wall of webbing save for an access panel.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)18:43 No.17435742

    Kick them out, or eat them if we're in a bad mood.
    >> xD 01/05/12(Thu)19:00 No.17435907
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    Cletus and Baybay at Tanagra, when the centipede fell.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)19:01 No.17435915
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    You start cleaning the bucket up, while Dorpou builds a storage chamber in witch he then stores the bits and parts that didn't fit in the food storage in your web.
    The centipede blood is hard to get off!

    ( I fear that I'll need to stop soon. I am finding it extremely hard to stay awake)
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)19:04 No.17435936
    Did we almost forget that this was an intrusion during the night? Well now that things are cleaned up its time to get some very well deserved rest.
    In the morning we will explore our little world, feeling safer now that the looming threat of the many-legged beast is gone.
    >> Sleepytime Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)19:05 No.17435946
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)19:06 No.17435954
    rolled 6 = 6


    Bedtime for spider couple and OP

    Thanks for making an awesome thread OP
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)19:09 No.17435976

    The sun rose during the fight, and harvesting and then cleaning up the mes took several hours. It is almost mid day by now.

    I am sorry guys, I think I'll have to cut this short here. I simply can't stay awake anymore. I will continue this thing later this week, because I am not sure I am able to do so tomorrow. I will start it about the same time as this one, assuming that this thread is dead by then.

    I will again, answer to any feedback you have to offer before going to sleep.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)19:11 No.17435990

    Spiders went to sleep. They will finish up the cleaning some other time.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)19:13 No.17436004
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    Dam, this is what sleepiness does to me, I forget things.

    Hate to ask this again, but would anyone mind archiving this thread, as I am literally fighting to keep my eyes open. I really need to go to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)19:13 No.17436005
    Thanks again OP.

    Fun little open ended quest. Don't burn out on us. Take your time.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)19:15 No.17436018

    Oh, never mind. Seems someone already did that.
    >> Spider Quest OP 01/05/12(Thu)19:17 No.17436035

    Thank you. I will try to get some sleep now, so I can continue this later.
    >> On da bounce 01/05/12(Thu)19:19 No.17436063
    >but would anyone mind ...

    Like you have to ask - too slow man, way too slow. Looks like I was on the ball this time but there's others out there. Note to everyone else: don't assume someone will - go ahead and archive it when you see it. I know I would not want to miss anything if I missed it that day.

    Thanks again OP.
    >> Anonymous 01/05/12(Thu)19:35 No.17436225
    My new favorite quest...and I fucking hate spiders.

    But Bibi is so cute and determined, I can't resist. Thanks OP :)

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