!!sKGW1u0HNtI 12/27/11(Tue)08:29 No.17345101|
.... Ugh. OK. To all of you talking about cloning Sonic - no. no, no, no, no. For one, it's a stupid idea - the last thing we need is another hedgehog running around. We've tried that before - lots of times - and it never works. Can the idea.
As much as the idea of carving Sonic's little blue body into a thousand pieces by strapping him to a shrapnel mine might be, we have to approach this from a more logical standpoint. At this point in time, we cannot beat Sonic. I know, I know, it's a thought that makes me gnash my teeth and shake with rage, but the sad fact is that whatever we do involving a military stance when it comes to Sonic, we're going to lose out. What we need is to change the dynamic. We need to fade into his background and run him over a few speedbumps in our path (read: Mario, Wily, King Krool, anyone else who won't play right.), come in, clean up behind him, and expand the business. If everyone else in the world loves and uses our products and looks up to us as a leader, who cares what some insignificant hedgehog thinks? Certainly at that point we can find a way to have him blacklisted and restrained - but for now, we need to swallow the bitter pill that is Sonic's continued existence and focus on this bond between the Mobian Resistance and the Mushroom Kingdom.
Not that we shouldn't be stashing away a few supplies and secret black projects for the time when noone cares whether Sonic's alive or dead, of course. We can just tell people that they were special military contracts, or protection against corporate opponents should they come to light. Grace, grace, smiling faces, and a ember of hate for Sonic in our heart that will never, ever go out that we keep held back - just for now.