!!94V8GGifJkU 12/19/11(Mon)23:15 No.17275722|
“You look much larger down here…” The suave anchorman says as he sizes you up, his fists raised.
“I AM A BEAR!” You roar back at him, swinging with your paws.
He ducks back, barely avoiding the blow.
He looks puzzled, before he opens his mouth to say…
“DUDE, ITS COOL IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP IN THE SIDECAR AND ALL, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE I TOOK YOU WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO!”
You grab your head and open your eyes, the world outside is stupidly bright, and you quickly shut them again.
Wait, what the fuck.
You peer back around with your eyes barely open.
Doomrider is sitting next to you on the bike, smoking a cig, and looking down at you curiously.
“What the fuck just happened?”
The crazy biker daemon laughs as he takes another drag.
“MAN, YOU ATE SOME FUCKING BEAR LEAVES! YOU KNOW HOW TO PARTY MY FRIEND, I’LL GIVE YOU THAT!”
You groan, your head doesn’t hurt but you have an overwhelming urge to stand in a river and catch salmon…
“Thanks for the lift man, I thought I was done for.” You climb out of the sidecar.
“NO PROBLEM FRIEND, ANYTIME!”
Doomrider and you do the secret handshake; well, the half you can do anyways, before he revs his engine and disappears into a warp hole.