!!94V8GGifJkU 12/12/11(Mon)17:06 No.17191989|
Unfathomable pleasure washes over you, pure pleasure. The feeling beyond words. Almost enough to make you release your death grip you have on your board above you.
You struggle to pull yourself back onto your board, gasping for air. Not that any of this makes any sense, air in the warp, seriously?
It takes everything you’ve got to stand back up again, knees shaking.
Thankfully the Emperor is right beside you again, though he doesn’t seem concerned.
“Knew you would make it bro!” He laughs happily, clearly enjoying every second of his time on a board.
“This has been the most bizarre and terrifying ride of my life. Are we far enough for the colors and the warping?” You ask, ready to be back on dry land again.
“Few things I’ve got to tell you before that.” The Emperor says, his face becoming serious.
“We had a talk about what I wanted you to accomplish, but I’ll have to get back to you on when and how to get that ball rolling… I ran into some… Uhh… Complications with Tzeentch…” He fumbles his words, looking distant for a moment.
“You got strange with that chaos goddess, didn’t you?”
The Emperor sighs, than shrugs.
“According to Nurgle she’s been infatuated with me for a few millennia now and just didn’t know how to approach me, couldn’t work up the courage.”
You let him leave it at that.
“It’s been a… Radical ride, dude.” You tell him.
“Yeah man, you’re a pretty awesome dude. Oh, by the way, I can’t save you from death again.”
“Yeah you know dude, can’t let it change your character and all that. Plus the next time I do you would probably fail a perils of the warp roll and self destruct or something. We will talk again though. SHAZAM!”
You wake up suddenly, jolting upright, and slamming your head into the rear hatch of the Chimera.