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Once played an 87 year old Barbarian with troll teeth dentures.
Used to say things like 'Everything clicks when I wake up in the morning. If it don't click it probably don't work', 'In my day we had proper Dark Lords, big bastards in spiky armour who had Doom Fortresses, moats of lava and hordes of minions. Now all we ever fight are bandits', 'I remember when for ten gold you could get a night in a respectable tavern, a whore in a less respectable tavern, a barrel of mead, a new sword, some armour, a good horse, another whore and still have enough left over for black pudding and chips', 'You, boy, why you wearing a dress? You a eunuch or a faggot or something? (too the sorcerer)' and the all time favorite 'What? speak up you mumbling bastard!' because he liked to pretend to be deaf.
But he had his useful side. He was good with languages, hunting and threatening merchants into giving us bargains if we would just leave the shop.
He was also racist as fuck.
It took them a while to get the reference.