Consider this idea stolen.

Needs more urinating on your DM and his notes.

As an expression of dissatisfaction, you understand.

but... thats not... its moving twice the...

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

Sauce on pic.

The ogre is your DM. The dwarves are your group.

You know that means that in one year the planet is doomed.

the planet will revolve around until it hits the immovable rod

Your GM is dumb. That's not how it works. It fixes itself on a metaphysical place, not a hardliner science physical place.

>>1709776
it can also be moved by sufficient force.

>>1709686

>>1709788

Sorry, my bad. Anyway, stupid GM but amusing story. Even if it's rage worthy.

>>1709766
I doubt the fucking PLANET can't make a DC30 Strength check.

>>1709776

Couldn't you specify though?

>>1709766
That would depend on which direction the entire star system and galaxy it was part of was moving.

>>1709780
>>1709799
then it really should be changed to the "Nearly Immovable Rod" then, shouldnt it?

>>1709776
Hardline science DM.
Makes shit silly.

Actually it would not hit the planet, as not only the planet orbiting its sun, the sun orbits the galactic center, and the galaxy is moving from the central big bang point. In theory the planet should never see that immovabl rod again once out of range. Any other passersby however...

>>1709835
WEAPON OF INTERGALACTIC DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1709835
"These... are the voyages... of the starship..."
CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?"

source on the motivator pic?

Anyway, it's stupid. Movement is relative. Immovable rods are relative to the user. It's just as hardcore physics logical as having an immovable rod relative to the center of the big bang.

>>1709835
Ok next session I'm SO building a WALL of immovable rods.
To dick over other planets.

>>1709853
I doubt it would hit anything else. Space is mostly empty space.

>>1709883
Fucking solid matter is mostly empty space.

>>1709874
GO CLIMB A WALL OF IMMOVABLE RODS

>>1709883
it would logically hit the planet the following year

>>1709914
Only if it's orbiting the galactic centre at the same speed.

>>1709906
"You encounter a wall made of rods"
"I climb it. I pass the check"
"A nearby parrot yells "stay". The wall of immovable rods is shot into space as its now stuck in a spacial hardpoint and the planet rotates from underneath it"
"....wat?"

>>1709862
"Red Five to Gold Leader, I'm going in!"
"(mechanical wheeze)I have you now...(/mechanical wheeze)"
CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"(mechanical wheeze)"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!? (/mechanical wheeze)"

>>1709926
If that wall immediately stop moving, then you'd experience an impact equivalent to running into it at several hundred thousand miles per hour.

We did exactly the opposite thing in my D&D campaign. Immovables rods do not move due to the movement of the planet/solar system/galaxy/universe. In relation to the environment you place them in they stay perfectly still.
Also if you are going to start arguing physics let the DM know that in many D&D settings the Universe does not work the same way since Earth(or anything like it) is just the material plane and doesn't have to be nigh-infinite OR expanding.

What I did was get boots of levitation(straight up and down movement only). A necklace of adaption(creates a bubble of air around you, at least your head). and two immovable rods. I floated straight up miles into the sky until I reached sufficient height and then activated the rods and just watched the planet spin underneath me. I was a fighter/barbarian with no way getting a teleport so this was the next best solution in my eyes.

>>1709914

No it wouldn't, as the galaxy and sun have also moved, the rod would be somewhere and the planet would be far away, considering orbits in space are VERY VERY FAST.

I remember this sci-fi story where this dude could make anything happen with MINDPOWERS. Anyway he uses his MINDPOWERS to stop the earth's rotation. Shit FLIES, son. Inertia kept things going. Anyway he realizes he fucked up and uses his MINDPOWERS to reset everything.

We are careening through the cosmos fast. We'd be far from the rod at any point.

>>1709936
The game was on Earth. It was specificaly stated.
Aparently a wizard did it, then he disappeared in a puff of logic.

>>1709930
"I am a leaf on the wind..."
CLANG!!!!!
"WASH, WHAT THE GORRAM FUCK WAS THAT????"

>>1709973
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only wa--"
CLANG
"Ah, FUCK!"

>>1709914
Only if the universe is centered around that particular sun, and that sun would have to have to be ridiculously massive that the rod would be the least of your worries.

>>1709936
>We did exactly the opposite thing in my D&D campaign. Immovables rods do not move due to the movement of the planet/solar system/galaxy/universe. In relation to the environment you place them in they stay perfectly still.
This is quite correct. Wizards wouldn't be making the things if they were a difficult to implement weapon. They were made for a very specific reason that is made clear in the description.

>>1709986
Palladium Books Presents
FINAL SEIGE
RIFTS: Seige On Tolkeen(tm)SIX
COALITION WARS

IN THE SHADOW OF VICTORY
Circa 109 PA
The success of the Sorcerer's Revenge has crushed the Coalition Arm-
CLANG!!!!!!
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!"

>>1710020
So they're immovable, but they're not totally immobile?

if immovable rods worked like that, noone would buy them, and as such no one would make them.

i had a similar story.

i cast freedom of movement while in the ocean, and the dm ruled that since water inhibits motion, it stopped working, (as in, buoyancy stopped working) so I fell to my death. We later used that to kill something or other by tricking it into accepting the spell.

>>1709766
Nope. The solar system and galaxy are also moving. You'd never see the rod again.

>>1710084
Wait, you fell to your death through the ocean?

...ow

http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answers/970401c.html

Well, here is some data on the speed of the earths rotation and orbit around the sun. if anybody wants to make future notes...

Jesus. What a stupid session you had, OP.

Do designers have to write "Geostationary Orbital Immovable Rod" for you?

For future reference, when that DM asks you "east or west", you say NORTH

OP here.
A later use for the immovable doomrod was to tie a circular saw blade to it, and attach a small wind fan to the saw.

When we axctivated the rod, the fan made the saw spin at godfuckRPM.

This was the same session when we nuked a castle with the rods.

The DM later stated that after the castle incident, Immovable Rods were illegalised.

>>1710354
So in other words, your PCs existed in a bubble world where nothing ever happens.

Nice.

I propose that the Immovable Rod can set it's reference to whatever the player claims (perhaps some sort of check should be made upon trying to change the rods reference). You could set it to reference the sun and grab it next year, or you could set it to follow the earth's center and get it next day.

This brings an interesting question of the actual mechanics behind an Immovable Rod. Is it attached to the terminal point of a vector, the origin at the reference object) or just at a set distance from the reference object?

The difference being, one would force the rod to remain completely still in relation to the reference (fig 1), while the other would allow the rod to freely rotate the references center of mass (fig 2)

Further more, is the rod itself locked rotationally to the reference, or must it merely satisfy the same relative from the object? Fig 3 shows the kind of movement to expect from a free rotating, non vector rod.

Once all these variables are taken into account, a PC with sufficient stats should be able to manipulate a Immovable Rod to do some awesome shit (fig 4)

This is how Immovable rods will work in all my games from now on.

immovable rod attached to a throwing spear etc. Once you've impaled a target, activate the rod and watch your victim fly off into space.

what the hell is the point of that ship in the OPs pic?!

>>1710479
To combat anti-spirals

>>1710479
to transport sentient planets, it is in fact one of their lighter ships

>>1710475
or squished against the ground in some cases

Would it be possible for a wizard to temporarily/perma turn a common rod / staff into an inmovable rod via a spell ? Maybe with added Glue: Any object touching this object is stuck ?

ITT: we fail at relativity.

As to OP's pic: it is actually possible to build a structure of any size and shape with kinetic components. If you hurl heavy slugs at high speed along looping magnetic rails, the momentum / centrifugal force can be used to counteract gravity without relying on long structural pillars.

>>1710494
Were do you think Immovable Rods come from? Trees?

Sauce for OP pic?

>>1710568
It's actually a nanobot. Those are airborne molecules, not planets.

>>1710617
My mind... you have fucked it.

>>1710631
Well it wasn't witty to begin with.
Still need sauce for massive fap fest.

>>1710417
Theses are my new rules

God DAMMIT, science! Why must you ruin everything?

Well, if you set the Immovable Rod at the right time of day, it should tear through the earth at some insane speed, destroying life as we know it.

Veteran Marine Ezekiel of the Harbingers Second Company’s Special Operations Squad sat on his helmet atop a small hill. Pain shot throughout his body, but he sat perfectly still as the squad’s apothecary tended to the most serious of his injuries, a bolter wound in his right shoulder.

He had a thing for catching bullets just below the shoulder pad of his mighty space marine power armour.

“Blasted Orks…” he said out loud as he surveyed the corpse-ridden battlefield.

Two of his marine brothers had fallen, protecting this useless pillar. What use was it to the Imperium anyways?

They had withstood an entire wave of those blasted Xenos, but even though the kill ratio was more than a hundred to one, they were still far too great losses to the already struggling chapter.

A green plague was spreading throughout this planet and even with the help of two of the mighty Space Marine Chapters, it was apparent that this was a war that couldn’t be won.

“The Ultramarines have already cleared this sector and evacuated the -"
CLANG!!
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

>>1710873
whoever gets hit by it would get stuck on it, sent hurtling through the planet and then into space.

>>1710920
How many trademarks is that damn rod infringing on by now?

epic lulz

I have to kill you, and see what sort of reaction Suzumiya Haruki will have.

...Haruki, Haruki, it's always bloody Haruki! You're getting way too damn popular, Haruki!

Asakura sighed as I desperately began to tense my legs to try and leap over a table to escape. "Hmm... what did I just say? I should have just done this from the beginning, I suppose."

I couldn't move my body.

The second he said those words, my entire body just - froze - in place. H-hey! No fair! That's cheating, you bastard!

My feet were rooted to the ground like a tree, unable to move even the smallest muscle. My arms were fixed like a wax statue, and I couldn't even blink. All I could do was stare, horrified, at Asakura's face as he slowly approached, bringing the katana around to a ready position.

"Once you die, Suzumiya Haruki is bound to have some sort of reaction. This may result in a massive data explosion from which we may salvage something. This might be the one-in-a-million-chance for us."

I still have no freaking idea what you're on about!

"So please." he smiled. "Die!"

He swung his sword around. This is it, I thought oddly calmly, trying desperately to squeeze my eyes tightly shut as the whistling sound of the sword filled my world.
WHOMPF!!
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

My bard used an immovable rod to secure any ominous doors which looked like they would slam shut after us

>>1711406

Needs version with Ork intead of Kyonko and Space Marine instead of Asakura

Once again, another attempt to reason a magical effect out with science.

The cousin of the immoveable rod is the unstoppable rod. While moving the rod, you activate it, and it will not stop moving at that speed and in that direction until it hits something that can stop it.

If an Unstoppable Rod impacts an Immoveable Rod, there is an effect similar to what is described for a portable hole being put inside a Bag of Holding.

>>1711447
So we can imply that a Space Marine is about to rape an ork?

>>1711589
damnit, and if you put it the origional way around again you get the whole FEMALE SPEHS MAREEENS thing

>>1709930
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" is now a meme.

>>1710920
Wat

>>1711613
XOM IS AMUSED, and so am I.

Every one of my campaigns will now have a random background non-player character getting hit wi
CLANG!!
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

Literal immovable rods shall now and forever be in my magical bargain bins at the Mage-Mart

>>1710084
Next time use IRON HEART SURGE

>>1710354
Let's translate the DM.
BAAAAAAAWWWWW, I RAILROAD PLAYERS AND I DON'T LIKE WHEN THINGS DON'T GO LIKE I PLANNED!!!!

Can someone post what rulebooks actually say about Immovable Rods?

>>1713267
By pressing a button on one end of this rod (a Move
Action), it becomes immobile, even in thin air. It can
support 8,000 pound before it will dislodged.

In our current campaign, our PC are basically the bitches of this world. We're beaten, bosses around, have our souls stolen, and collars around our throats that are impossible to get off. These collars allow the person who we're bound to do make us do anything they want, and if they are attacked, they can shift the damage to us, instead of taking it.

After 10+ adventures of these, our PC's finally broke, and we did everything we could to commit suicide. The Wizard who we're bound to now has to make us eat, drink, sleep, stop us from killing ourselves and one another, stop us from jumping off cliffs, and everything else. We've come up with the most extreme ways to try to kill ourselves, and the DM has to figure out a way to stop it.

On a note; The campaign is made of fucking win. I'm not bitching about the DM, but this is the first time I've heard of an attempted TPK by the players.

>>1713855
You rig up a lot of traps to repeatedly damage the controller. GG, you managed to kill yourselves.

"It's ok Lee, I've been to earth, I'm going to-"
*CLANG!*
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT"

I can now see the next made up story in an epic game thread.

"So our thief wanted this +1 helmet, so I tied it to an immovable rod just out of his reach and bound him as the reference point."

"BOSS! BOSS! WE'Z GETTIN NEAR DA HUMIES PLANET!"
"OI'Z BIN WAITIN FER A PROPER FOIGHT, AN DEEZ HUMIES-"
CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"WHAT DA ZOG WUZ DAT?!?!"

This thread made me loCLANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>1714777
Any force exerted on the rod would be exerted on the reference object. If you lifted the rod (it would weigh the same as the player) the player would lift. Sounds like a good way of exerting force while bypassing blunt force trauma.

:)

IN THE GRIMDARK FUTURE OF THE WORLD THERE ARE ONLY IMMOVABLE RO
*CLANG!!*
GOD DAMMIT WHY

>>1714777

This is seven kinds of win.

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demo--"
CLANG
"What the hell was that?"

>>1714810
True, in order to remain within range of the reference object the forces would be two way. If they do some of these overboard weapons tactics with it then they'll most likely end up pulverizing the reference object.

yeah really it would tear off in some random direction, as the rules of universal expansion go, we are actually TEARING ASS through space at fuck-all-fast speeds.

Relativity is made of brain.

I love immovable rods. I rolled a rogue in my friend's IK campaign. When I figured out what a bad idea that was, I started multi-classing arcane mechanic.

I ended up building a convergence engine that incorporated, among other things, a pair of immovable rods on lengths of cable attached to an automatic winch. The activation switches were on the harness for the entire mess.

Need a parachute? Drop one of the rods as you're falling and hit the switch. Need a grappling hook, even if there's nothing to hook? There you go. I was going to take "exotic weapon- immovable rod" to knock people off horses and such, but the DM got tired of me messing with it and broke my gear.

I'm proud of that to this day.

>>1714859
We're actually moving so fast that other galaxies are red-shifted considerably. Red shift requires MASSIVE speeds.

M-M-M-MASSIVE!

>We're actually moving so fast that other galaxies are red-shifted considerably. Red shift requires MASSIVE relative speed.

fix'd

>Need a parachute? Drop one of the rods as you're falling and hit the switch.

how does this work? wouldn't it rip your arm off

>>1714964
>relative

FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF

>>1714976
You are not joined directly to the rod. The winch begins to unwind and you just squeeze on the breaks.

>>1714976
It counts on what acceleration you reach before you trigger it.

>>1714976

It was attached to a cable attached to a harness. Sure, there would probably be some bruising, but it's better then hitting the ground at terminal velocity.

>>1714996
Ack! velocity not acceleration.

>>1715001
>>1715001

yeah i missed the whole harness thing, makes sense now

>>1714991
>breaks

>>1710084

By that rationale, casting freedom of movement on solid ground would cause you to fall through the ground toward the center of gravity's pull.
Buoyancy is a matter of density. The force that keeps you from falling through water is the same force that keeps you from falling through the earth.

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunsling *CLANK*
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

So, how does this work with Gay robot sex?
clangclangclangclangclangCLANG
"AUGH, OPTIMUS, WHY IS THERE AN IMMOVABLE ROD IN MY-"
"That's MY Immovable rod."

>>1715102
Robots don't have genders, you fucking faggot.

>>1715102
*WANG*
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Wow... Not a single decent "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" drawfag product yet...

>>1715108
You obviously haven't been on /cm/ lately. Stupid sexy Starscream...

Try on this maid outfCLANG
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>1715157
THERE we go!

>>1715157
FUCK YES.

>>1715157

Oh god lol.

>>1715119


*cough* Here. >>1710417


This entire thread needs to be archived. If this doesn't become a meme, I will BAWWWW.

>>1715157
fukkin lol

>>1715281
Well it's off to a good sta-
(nearby cleric)DUCK!
wha-*CLANG* WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>1715281
You replied to the wrong posCLANG
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

My next horrible Deus Ex Machina kill will be the Universal Stillpoint Immovable Rod striking through someone

I see this as becoming /tg/'s Candlej
*CLANG*
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>1715335
We already have the squCLANG
What in tarnation?

>>1715335

/tg/ already has those. We call them Squa
*CLANG*
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>1715351
>>1715355
SQUAT MI

>>1715355
>>1715351
Squatclangmind

>>1715360
>>1715358
SQUATMINDMIND

>>1715361
What is this SquCHANG
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>1715396
...Chang?

>>1715448
In the far east, even sound effects are different.

I attach a large chain to a mountain, grapple the Universal Stillpoint Rod and lock the chain to the rod.

>>1715448
Damn asian knockoff immovable rods...

>>1715448
I'M IN UR CHINA KILLIN UR CAPITALI
CLANG
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>1715478
Laws if inertia fling you and every other non-bolted to the bedrock item off the planet.

>>1715478
It would either break the chain or rip off part of the mountain.

*clang*
WHAT THE FUCK WAS
*WHAM*
OH SHIT!

>>1715499
The Universal Stillpoint Rod now has a long chain and a mountain stuck to it.

CLANG just got upgraded.

This thread made me shit my pants laughing.
God, sometimes I fucking love you, /tg/

>>1715507
Nah, the mountain would break up, and the chain would probably have been ripped off.

>>1715481
>>1715469
>>1715484
Fucking dying with laughter. Seriously archive this shit.
4chanarchive.org is your friend.

So.... What would be a proper GP cost for an actual Universal Stillpoint Rod?

>>1715522
Adamantium Chain
secured to a Adamantium Vein inside a mountain.

>>1715528
I'd say that's about four hu-
CLANG
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>1715528
same as a normal one
you just don't say its the universal stillpoint edition.

>>1715536
And if I'm NOT the DM?

>>1715536
Universal Stillpoint Rod Trap.

>>1715530
D&D adamantium isn't indestructible.

>>1715542
blasts, foiled again!

On the subject of realphysics in DnD, what other items/spells could be made to do shit like this?

>>1715545
X of unending Y always has a antimater counterpart that activates at the same time to preserve balance of existing mater.

Its after 4 here and I don't want to be up all night, so good night.

>>1715545
An Electric Burst sword and a Decanter of Endless Water on "Geyser"?

On the subject of realphysics and blah blah stupid crap, relativity says No to any "universal stillpoint" ever. First of all, we're not all shooting away from an intergalactic universal centerpoint where the big bang happened; space itself is expanding. That's why all stars are moving away from us equally.

However, there still are no "stationary points" in space. EVERY kind of motion is relative, so there is nothing that you can claim to have zero velocity. The idea of a reference point still works, the reference point just can't be the fabric of space itself.

Okay, nerd rage over. I just needed to get that overwi*CLANG*
WHAT THE FUCK? SERIOUSLY?!?

Hmm... if it can only take 8,000 lbs of pressure before being dislodged/broken and having the effect fall away, I doubt it would destroy a whole castle.

>>1715553
Cool. Same time zone as me, east coast US.
*CRASH*
WHAT THE FUCK?? MY WINDOWS!

>>1715603
Yeah, Windows does tend to do th*WUNK*
MY MINIS! FUCK! WHAT THE HELL?!

>>1715588
Given the speed it would accelerate at I doubt it could stand wind resistance.

>>1715588
Magical items explode when destroyed.

>>1715652

>>1715652

It never actually specifies if they *BOOM*
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>>1715678

Suptg not good enough for you?

>>1715689
Fuck yeah!

So, if I am looking at the /tg/ archive service correctly, it still deletes things after a certain (albeit longer) period of time, as I can no longer find my favorite thread, the original DC 80 Escape Artist check anal applications thread.

....did the Anal Spelunker prestige class ever get finished?

>>1715694
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>>1715714

View All.

>>1715714
I don't think that thread ever was fully archved. Neither was the Flying Whale Zeppelin thread.

>>1715716
less cluttered and more managable?

>>1713855
Sounds like everyone in your campaign have major sado/masochism fetishes.

>>1716980
This is their new BBEG.

>>1715716
So I guess the 12chan of archives is a set of torrents doing the rounds before the owners get v&?

I dunno, this thread doesn't really seem good enough to arCLANG
What the fuck was that?

>>It can support 8,000 pound before it will dislodged.

A planet's mass is over 8,000 pounds even in the goddamn Foam Plane.

>>1709686

Jesus, that's not how it works at all.

Ever heard of general/special relativity? There are NO privileged frames of reference.. There is no such thing as a "universal stillpoint."

If anything, it would be still with reference to the holder's frame of reference.

this entire thread is made of CLANG and lol
*CLANG*
OH GOD THE PAIN

>>1718224
Thats already been pointed out several times.

>>1718251

Yeah, sorry, I nerdraged, THEN read the thread.

>>1718295
It happens on here.

Do I smell a new mem-
CLANG
What the fuck was that?!?

Hey honey, did you remember t
CLANG
What the fuck was that?

Her heart was pounding in her chest and her head was spinning as her hand grasped his cock again. What am I doing? She thought. She closed her eyes for a second; almost as if this was just a weird dream ... something from a wild fantasy, never to be thought of in the light of day. She almost hoped it was a fantasy. However, when she opened her eyes LIIVI’s cock was still staring her in the face.

It's so big, she thought. The girth and length of the mon-keigh’s cock simply amazed her. Her fingertips could barely touch. Suddenly she gave a start when she felt LIIVI's hand on her head.

She looked up and saw that his eyes were closed and his mouth was open. Then she felt pressure on the back of her head, drawing her face closer to him. This was crazy, insane…she thought. Yet, she put up only a moment of resistance before allowing him to draw her lips closer and closer to his swollen cock. A second later her lips were touching the dripping head. With a flick of his hips, she felt his cock part her lips and enter her mouth.

"Ohhhhh….Talde- "
CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>1718406
YES

WELCOME TO THE WOR--
*CLANG*
What the fuck was that?

If you take the blue pill, you wake up, and everything will remain as it was.

And if I take the red pill?

If you take the red pill, we'll see just how far down the rabbit hole we-

CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????

Space. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, its continuing mission, to expl-
CLANG
Riker, what the hell was that?!

ZA WARUDO!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be no-

CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck was that????
Ow, needle... shit.....

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Heroes in a half-she-

CLANG!!!!!!

What the fuck was-
NO!!! MIKEY!!!!!!!!

Get a piece of armour and curse it with the spell.

They put in on and BAM, motherfucking dismembered.

>>1718182
The Foam Plane would make an awesome campaign setting.

>>1718592

Nerf wars.

Jesus Jumping Pope on a Pogo stick.

This thread still exists?! Fucking AWESOME

>>1718556
what?

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>>1718451
>>1718461
>>1718468
>>1718492
>>1718508

I can't stop fucking laughing. I needed this. Thank you so god damned much /tg/. You are made of such godly win.

>>1718664
Yeah, ain't it grea-

CLANG!!!!!!!!!!!
Whuh? Ooowwww, I wasn't ready....

>>1718690

And stay out.

>>1718651
What do you mean what?

I am not that savy when it comes to the technical aspects of making items, but the idea remains.
Armour + Immovable Object curse = lulz

>>1718632

It's an Immovable Thread.

Also, while I think about it, since when did "immovable" also mean "indestructible"?

STICKY THIS THREAD!!!

if you had four immovable rods and they didn't work like they did in OP, could you use them to climb if you tied them to your hands and feet?

>>1718752
See
>>1709966

>>1718757
Not tied, but set them as reference points, or something like that.

fuck, what I always did with cursed rods of complete immovability was this: because there is no known "universal standpoint" the immovable rod becomes immovable in all directions and at all speeds- so it's stationary relative to everything. This generally explodes the fuck out of the area, and thus makes it a great cursed item.

>>1718757

>>1718775
that works too

Here he comes,
here comes Speed Racer,
He's a demon on whe-

CLANG!!!!
CRASH!!!!!
OH MY GOD, I HAVEN'T SEEN A TRAGEDY LIKE THIS SINCE DALE EARNHARDT!!!!

>>1718799
Just as planned.

>>1718739
Oh gods you fucking broke my roflgland.

>>1718799
>>1718799

I've just about pissed myself laughing.... Dear gods, I'll be back later, and this better be a fucking sticky.

"Fianlly, I, Abaddon the Despoiler, lead my glorious forces onto Terra!
"Come men, just a single step more and I will be victori-
CLANG!!

FUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkk...

"What the hell was that?"
"One galatic cycle?"

>>1718757
Two rods and sufficient upper body strength should be enough to let you climb.

>>1718853
>sufficient upper body strength
>/tg/ - Traditional Games

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly-
*KLANG*
Holy Jesus, what are these goddamn animals?

>>1718752
if any part of the rod can be damaged it implies the molecules are being broken apart, dented in, etc ... moved. If the rod is immovable then the whole rod should be immovable on a molecular scale.

>>1718882
the button's not immovable- you can still hit it. Thus, the button of an immovable rod can be cut off.

>>1718869
THREAD

FUCKING

OVER!

>>1718896
Wait, then it would never turn off.

>>1718904
It was a toss-up between Anna Karenina and Fear and Loathing. I went for the one that I thought more people would get.

>>1718904

No. More /tg/ images now need to be shooped into this fa-

*CLANG*

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>1718939
I officially love you for your choice. You are a winner. And were I there, I would fellate you night and day. Or give you mind blowing cunnilingus. Depending upon your gender. I don't care.

I'm sorry Mario, your princess is in another--

CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

You have arrived. After a journey from the Mountainhomes into the forbidding winderness beyond, your harsh trek has finally ended.
Whether by bolt, plow or hook, provide for your -
*CLANG*
Sakzul Tiristat has bled to death.

CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

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>>1718468
>ZA WARUCLANG
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Fix'd it for you.

>>1719046

That's more like it.

So wait, the button on an Immovable Rod is Immovable also? Or is it still able to be pressed?

CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Fighter: I declare dodge on the pit fiend, and draw my sword
DM: You hear a loud "Clang!". Save against massive damage.
Fighter: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Sorceror: Sorry, my bad.

Pardon the poor edit - I don't have photoshop on this compy, just MSPaint. :/

CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!CLANG!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>1719137
IT LOOKS LIKE HE GOT HIT BY SOME SORT OF NON-IMMOVABLE ROD OBJECT

>>1719144
no see now you're ruining it.

>>1719144
You're only supposed to do it onc
CLANG!
Why?

>>1719243
Age for the Age God, Bump for the-
CLANG!
What the fuck was that?!

>>1718896
Oh Jesus, what would this do? Would the rod stop functioning, or would it just get stuck in the "on" position? Because if it stayed on, there's all kinds of great things you could do with it since no one could turn it off. Then again, if it just turned it off permanentl-
*CLANG*
OW, FUCK! Nevermind, it stays on...

>>1715097
>>1718869
>>1718971
>>1718992

I love you, Anon. Give me a hug.

CLANG!

OW! WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS IS NOT CONDUCIVE TO HUGGING >:U

CLANG!

Where is that th
CLANG!
There you are.

>>1721767

Wins.

You know, all you'd really need is a force-cage trap and enough divination to place it wher-CLANG.
Huh, wha? Hey guys, what was I talking about again?

Gather round, as I shall now pronounce the meaning of the universe! The answer to everything is-
CLANG!!!!!!
Ow...who am I?

Ah...the application of physics and science. So incredibly fun.

WHY IS THIS NOT STICKIED.

MOOT, GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS.

Alright, the first rule of fight club is: You do not talk about fight club.

The second rule of fight club is, You do NOT -CLANG-

WHAT THE FUCK?

I am 90 percent sure that Light is Kir
CLANG
Just as planned...