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    54 KB Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:04 No.16832317  
    Was talking to my friends about a Dark Heresy game. I joked that it would be great to do an 80s cop drama theme. It probably wouldn't go so well since it usually focuses on one or two people and our group is quite big. I still think it's a funny idea.

    Dammit Thavius, you can't keep playing fast and loose with the Codex! Your privateer tactics have no place in this force. The planetary governor is all over my ass on this one!! One more screw up like that and I'll bust your ass back to servitor so fast it'll make your head spin!
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:08 No.16832356
    I give you two enthusiastic thumbs up, anon
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:09 No.16832372
    n the Imperium's War on crime, there are two separate and wholly unequal bodies. The Arbites who hate crime mutants, and the Inquisition who *BLEEEEEEEEP* These are their stories.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:14 No.16832423
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    >Your move, Heretic.
    >> ClubMeSoftly !vjX/b/51.s 11/03/11(Thu)22:15 No.16832446
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    In the Imperium of Man there are two seperate, yet equally important groups.
    The Adeptus Arbites who investigate crime, and the Ordo Xenos, who prosecutes the offenders.
    These are their stories.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:16 No.16832460
    my god I didn't even think of that
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:21 No.16832509
    Callahandius, In the name of the Emperor, I only have two decades 'til retirement, don't do anything crazy!
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:24 No.16832548
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    a trash-talking ex-hiver-turned-arbite must travel to the Upper-Hive in order to unofficially investigate the death of one of his old gang buddies, and in the process uncover a spook-smuggling ring that may lead all the way to the top of the Spire. but can his badge really protect him from the Upper Crust of the upper-crust?
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:27 No.16832572
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    Being that this is a Mark IV Mars pattern, the most powerful bolter in the Imperium...and would blow your heads clean off. You got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky? Well, do you, Witch?
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:28 No.16832579
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:33 No.16832642

    >"Pull your men back, Inspector. This is an Inquisitorial matter now."
    >"The HELL it is! You don't have jurisdiction here!"
    >"There's an alien lifeform involved, Inspector. That MAKES it our jurisdiction."
    >"I've been working on this case for months! I'm not gonna' just stand here and let you waltz in and take charge!"
    >"That's EXACTLY what you'll do. We'll try to let you know when we commandeer your men."
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:36 No.16832681
    im pretty sure it would actually go

    >"Pull your men back, Inspector. This is an Inquisitorial matter now."
    >"The HELL it is! You don't have jurisdiction here!"
    > " ORDO XENOS BIOTCH! I have jurisdiction where ever I fucking say!"
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:38 No.16832696
    > has never been to the 80s.

    Shut your pie-hole, child. There's grown-ups at work here.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:43 No.16832735
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    Inquisitor Levy: You are feeding off the violence and the despair of the chaos cults. You are stealing from those who themselves are stealing the lifeblood from our spire. You are a parasite who leeches off the culture of degradation and heresy...
    Omar Little: Just like you, man.
    Inquisitor Levy: Excuse me? What?
    Omar Little: I got the bolter. You got the Rosettes. It's all in the game though, right?
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:43 No.16832738
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    Or, if you want a change of pace, the players must deal with a highly decorated Catachan veteran going full PTSD on a nearby backwater agriworld.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:44 No.16832741
    So yelling at eachother is how they attracted mates in the 80s eh?
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:44 No.16832742
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    >"I don't want any incidents like the one you had in the Secundus Hive last year, understand Callahandus? That's my policy."
    >"Well when I see five adult males trying to summon a daemon in broad daylight, I shoot the bastards. That's MY policy."

    Fun Fact: The Codex Arbites is actually a transcript of an ancient DVD of "Magnum Force"
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:45 No.16832750
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    It's Emperormass Eve in Necromunda, but a team of cultists have their own holiday plans. The one thing they didn't count on was forge world Arbites Jin M-Klane
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:46 No.16832756
    Well, looks like I know how I'll be modeling my next Scum character.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:48 No.16832768
    The god-emperor didn't make Sly Marbo...I did.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:50 No.16832787
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    They wanna indict me, ME, for slavermongering, SLAVEMONGERING, in NECRO-FUCKING-MUNDA!? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiit.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:50 No.16832788
    oh god, the campaign posssibilites!

    I gotta say though, it would run well with black crusade, the party are servants of malal and are stealing objects of incredible value from other chaos cults in the hive world of Balt'moore.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:55 No.16832833
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    >Inquisitional Immunity!
    >It's just been revoked.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:56 No.16832846
    Sully remembah 'ow I said I'd krump ya last?

    Das roight boss, ya did!

    I waz jus' muckin' about.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:56 No.16832851
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    "Commander Bell, where is Brother Wallace?"
    "Brother D'Angelus, silence."
    "Where is Wallace?"
    "Battle Brother, take a moment to think."
    LOOK AT ME, BELL. WHERE IS BROTHER WALLACE!? I don't want this Inquisitor here, I'll find my own protection with the Emperor. So just get back in your land speeder and get the fuck back down to the Hive!"
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:57 No.16832860
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    a futuristic officer of the law must become judge, jury and executioner to keep the peace in a massive hive city in which law and order has collaps

    wait a minute...
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)22:57 No.16832864
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    A hulking Ork Nob travels to Commorragh to track down a fugitive Wierdboy and bring him to justice for the crime of "ain't bein' orky enuff". After being partnered with a wisecracking Kabalite Warrior, will his unconvential tactics, will they find their quarry or will this odd couple cause more problems than they solve?
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)23:05 No.16832925
    >wuz jus' muckin' about

    oh fuck my sides...you don't even have to change the title...

    >karryin' logz
    >feedin' deer-squigz
    >flippin' over Rhinos

    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)23:10 No.16832964
    Heretic Lord Skylar: "Sorcerer, please, lets stop trying to justify this thing and admit you're in danger"

    Sorcerer Heisenberg: "who are you talking to right now? who is it you think you see? Do you know how many thrones I make a year? I mean even if i told you i wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I stopped going to summonings? A cult, big enough to over-run a Segmentum goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No you clearly dont know who your talking to so let me clue you in, I am not in danger Lord Skylar. I am the danger. A heretic opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks. "
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)23:11 No.16832975

    >Ork filth, you shall meet your end at the hands of the Astartes!
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)23:15 No.16833018

    you are now picturing an ork fighting a bunch of naked Incubi in a bath-house.


    >An ORK? Are you shitting me?!"
    >Naw, oi ain't shittin' on yar, bawss.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)23:21 No.16833084
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    Lamestream Reporter: What about "due process", tough guy? Fatally shooting a suspect is using "excessive" force!
    Cobretti: [shrug] He was killin' people. I used everything I had.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)23:24 No.16833115
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    Greenskins?! AHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)23:25 No.16833127
    Someone please contribute to this,
    I was born in the 90's, I never got enough experience with this stuff, but I know something good when I see it.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)23:27 No.16833146
    You and me both buddy.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)23:31 No.16833200

    How to win at thread:
    >Google 'cop movie'
    >pick one with most comments on IMDB (judge popularity)
    >copypaste premise into notepad
    >replace main character with 40k reference
    >replace locations with 40k reference
    >post result
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 11/03/11(Thu)23:31 No.16833201
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    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)23:34 No.16833227
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    Washed up Blood Bowl QB turned throne agent Johnny Ultra is sent undercover to investigate a possible Slaaneshi cult that robs for thrills. He feels his affections for the leader growing into a true bromance.

    Climax of the film is Ultra firing his hellgun up in the sky and going AAAAAAAH
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)23:50 No.16833360
    On a forge/hive world An arbite is tasked with Hunting down experimental thecho-heretical Advanced Human-like servators...

    Arbite Deckard: She's a Servator, isn't she?
    Magos Tyrell: I'm impressed. How many questions does it usually take to spot them?
    Arbite Deckard: I don't get it, Tyrell.
    Magos Tyrell: How many questions?
    Arbite Deckard: Twenty, thirty, cross-referenced.
    Magos Tyrell: It took more than a hundred for Rachael, didn't it?
    Arbite Deckard: [realizing Rachael believes she's human] She doesn't know.
    Magos Tyrell: She's beginning to suspect, I think.
    Arbite Deckard: Suspect? How can it not know what it is
    >> Anonymous 11/03/11(Thu)23:59 No.16833429
    Arbite Deckard: [presents scale for examination] Megasaur?
    Magos-biologis: [examines scale with bionic eye] I think it was manufactured locally... finest quality... superior workmanship. There is a maker's serial number... 9-9-0-6-9-4-7-X-B-7-1. Interesting. *Not* Megasaur. *Grox* scale!
    >> I know it's not about cops, but whatever Anonymous 11/04/11(Fri)00:34 No.16833742
    In da 41st Millenium, a crack Kommando unit was sent to prison by a klan court for a crime they didn't commit. Dese boyz promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Eastern Fringe underground. Today, still wanted by da warboss, they survive as freebooterz. If you's got a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find 'em, maybe you can hire... da G-Team.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/11(Fri)01:11 No.16834054

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