!!Zu9ecU5mpil 09/12/11(Mon)07:43 No.16269917|
Then take the easy way out. If a goddamn high elf who accidentally all the shrooms can get away with turning the capital of California into a forest due to a 'miscast,' I'm sure a necromancer can get away with scaring a few girls in a, now follow my words and use them exactly when they come questioning, 'pseudo-majick (yes, put the 'jick' into pronunciation, this is important) trance caused by a miscast of a complex spell, with which you were trying gather sustenance of some sort to gather energy to dispel the trance. Because of this trance, however, your judgement was clouded, and thus you used unnecessary methods to acquire the things you sought.' With this explanation in place, your credibility as a legit mage is absolutely shot (so you'll be forever free from those 'Send your child to a private mage school' phone calls), and they town will think you're crazy as fuck, so you can just make good with the local girl scouts (read: bribe and/or donate a few undead servants to help them out for a week or two), and everything will be back to normal.
My second assignment was to take out a Foxtaur politician who was trying to push a Free Love law into passing. Modern science says they don't or shouldn't have enough blood to keep all those appendages working. They have more than enough blood in them, it sticks to metal, and it stinks. Three fourths of my pay from that assignment was sunk into getting new gear.