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    9 KB Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:48 No.16175027  
    My name is Clint Eastwood and I'll be your DM tonight.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:50 No.16175040
    Well, this can only be good.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:51 No.16175049
    I wanna play an 8 year old samurai catgirl. Is that ok?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:51 No.16175056
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    >dyJCat VILE

    Goddamn right, Captcha.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:52 No.16175058
    Go back to china, you zipperhead motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:52 No.16175061

    God damn gooks.
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    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:53 No.16175072
    So, Mr. Eastwood, what kind of adventure will be undertaking tonight?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:54 No.16175082
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    You'll being kill space-gooks for the Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:55 No.16175087
    I want to play a rogue, Clint. What level we starting at? What stat array?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:55 No.16175097
    >dyJCat VILE
    >Dyj Catvile

    This is still the name of my next PC.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:56 No.16175106
    Dark Heresy?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:56 No.16175107
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    Clint, you're a horrible DM.

    Come, /tg/. Let me take you on an adventure.
    >> Oracle !F8wHraWURw 09/04/11(Sun)04:57 No.16175118
    I finally saw that movie.
    Oh God it was great.

    >Eastwood is going to be directing DiCaprio in J Edgar this fall

    Seriously, fuck the Man With No Name. Eastwood is a brilliant director.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:58 No.16175129

    Awesome overload
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:58 No.16175134
    I love the sound of your voice...tell me more.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)04:59 No.16175139
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    Fuck off, Morgan, it's Clint's night to DM, don't be a dick. We agreed on this schedule a long time ago.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:00 No.16175146

    He directed Space Cowboys. How could you even consider that he isn't a brilliant director?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:00 No.16175153
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    All we ever do is kill space-gooks. Or space-zipperheads.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:02 No.16175169
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    Then maybe when it's your night to DM we can play something else, Morgan. Come on, killin' commie space gooks is fun.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:02 No.16175172
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    Just one night, I want to play with Morgan bitching about Clint's DM's. Nobody says you have to play, Morgan.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:03 No.16175184
    >Jesus, I can't type tonight...
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:04 No.16175192
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    If you don't like it, you can take your old spook ass down the road.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:05 No.16175210
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    Hey guys can we play D&D 4th edition?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:06 No.16175219
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    God is tired of killing space-gooks, and tired of Clint Eastwood's shitty DM nights.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:07 No.16175229
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    >you can take your old spook ass down the road

    Pic very related.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:07 No.16175232
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    Where did we put the snacks, guys?
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)05:08 No.16175239
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    God damn it, Michael.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:09 No.16175251

    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:09 No.16175252
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    Weren't you supposed to go out with Juno tonight? Or did her prego crazy-juices drive you away, finally?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:09 No.16175257
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    I came here to invite /tg/ to a game, and you bastards ruined it.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:11 No.16175278
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    Who's DPS in this campaign again? I'm too tired to remember.
    I was up all night raiding.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:12 No.16175285
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    Wait, what do you mean I can't play a female half-Eldar Arbites? Look, it says so right here, the Ultramarines had a half-Eldar psyker, and they're clearly the best chapter, so GW would double check their fluff.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:12 No.16175289
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    Can I play a multiclassing barbarian? No, it's not fetish fuel.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)05:13 No.16175299
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    Not mine or Liam's fault. Get on with it, Clint. We're ready to game.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:13 No.16175304
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    Hey man, fuck you. I don't care if you're older, I'll knock you out. I'm fucking tired of your bullshit every goddamn session. 4th edition is way more developed and obviously superior.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:15 No.16175323
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    Good sheeing you gentsh, I've rolled a dwarf ash ushual.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)05:16 No.16175336
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    Mikey, we told you to shut your mouth once, we won't tell again.

    Anyways, Clint, I'm playing an assassin.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:16 No.16175340
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    Careful, son. You're about to write a check you hairless ass can't cash.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:17 No.16175348
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    Playing a dwarf means you're trying to compensate for something.


    Let him walk away so we can play a good game.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:17 No.16175352
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    Oh for f... which one of you dried-up oldfags invited the wifebeater?

    How can you still be such n00bs when you're as old as you are? GOD!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:17 No.16175357

    Not a bard?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:18 No.16175369
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    Ah, good, we're all here.
    I...was actually hoping for a chance to run this race I found in a book past you, Clint.
    They're sort of like...hobbits. Except they like stealing things. And they think that's alright.
    I think it's a really interesting angle, myself.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)05:19 No.16175374
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    Sometimes a man likes to get away from the spotlight for a spell. Me, I like to do it when I'm throwin' dice with friends.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:19 No.16175377
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    And playing an elf makesh you a boy-lover. It'sh not my fault I prefer bonushes to Shtrength and Conshtitution.

    Do you kish your mother with that mouth, boy?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:20 No.16175384
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    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:21 No.16175403
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    You need to stop running around the '80's, doctor. It's not healthy.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:22 No.16175407
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    I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
    I guess I'll go roll up another elf ranger or something
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:22 No.16175409
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    Brian Bleshed! Perhapsh thish sheshion can be shaved after all!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:23 No.16175418
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    Eugh. Okay, here's the deal. I don't give two shits what you guys do, but I'm going to play a Dragonborn Sorc, so there had better be some Controllers in the party.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:24 No.16175421
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    Good one, Sean!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:24 No.16175423
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    You shee, David? Boy-lover. It'sh that John Barrowman fellow, he'sh a bad influensh. Be a real man and play a dwarf, or at leasth a half-orc.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:24 No.16175424
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    It was ruined when we made Clint GM.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:24 No.16175431
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    I aim to pleashe, Neeshon.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)05:25 No.16175443
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    Why not just play a character you like, Mikey? Step away from the numbers and play a character. That's what's wrong with gamers these days, I swear.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:26 No.16175448
    This thread is full of people I would play a game with.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:26 No.16175449
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    Oh for God'sh shake, are we allowing shcaliesh in thish party now?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:27 No.16175460
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    Fine, Michael, you can play a sorcerer. I rolled a decent charisma, so I guess I'll take bard.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:27 No.16175465
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    So I was thinking of rolling another neutral good human fighter, guys.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:27 No.16175467
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    Is this because your paladin was killed? I warned you plenty of times, but you kept insisting your faith would see through.

    Your faith rewarded you with a one, jackass.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)05:29 No.16175476
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    God damn it, Morgan, are you still going on with that? You don't have to play Dark Heresy if you don't want to.

    At least you're honest about lovin' men, David.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:29 No.16175481
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    No, no, NO. I want to have the highest charisma!
    Clint, make him reroll! Liam always copies me! I want to be the negotiator. I have high charisma and I am chaotic neutral so I can get what the party needs!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:30 No.16175492
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    I left the coke upstairs with your junkie mother, Braff. Tell her to brush her teeth next time.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:31 No.16175494
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    Hey guys, sorry I'm late, but I have my character all rolled up I won't delay anything and you all know I make an awesome bard.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:31 No.16175498
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    Shee, Frank, you know what I'm shpeaking about. Damn elvesh.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:32 No.16175505

    What about half-elf?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:32 No.16175511
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    Right, because I'm not the guy rolling giant musclebound men. Clearly that makes ME the homosexual.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:32 No.16175513
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    Neeshon'sh the bard, Fillion. Be a Rogue inshtead or shomething.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:33 No.16175520
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    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:34 No.16175528
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    I'll crush your fucking skull, you fucking paddy faggot. Won't need but my own two hands. You want to bring it, faggot? Maybe bring all of your faggot-ass nerd friends in on this, too? I could do with the goddamn exercise.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:35 No.16175537
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    You're going to start this shit during my game?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:35 No.16175538
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    You can't be the face, Michael.Your a girl.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:36 No.16175542
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    Hey, come on. Let's stop all this crap and roll some dice. I'll just take my rightful place as Dungeon Master here. What edition are we playing? I'd prefer first edition, personally.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)05:36 No.16175545
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    Glad to see you could make it, Nathan. Was worried you wouldn't show.

    I'm an assassin, so I've got stealth covered, but we could use a rogue for the utility.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:36 No.16175547
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    Actually, I figured we'd have some overlap within the group. That's why I picked up that feat that makes my Bardic effects untyped bonuses for purposes of performing with other bards. Besides, this way we could have a viable cover for the party as a traveling band! We may need to buy a caravan or a ship, though...
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:37 No.16175551
    >this thread
    In their voices. Every single one of them.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:38 No.16175556
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    It's cool, Clint. Let the dog bark. He knows his mom will take the xbox if he picks a fight with his future ex-stepdad.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:39 No.16175563

    too soon, man, too soon.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:39 No.16175564
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    Well... well... Fuck you! Fuck all you guys! I'm out!
    I didn't want to play with you anyway!

    If you'll excuse me, I'll just go and have totally awesome and slightly awkward nerdy sex with Juno. Something you wrinkly old VIRGINS wouldn't know anything about!

    Fucking oldfag neckbeards.

    Maybe after I've plowed Juno, I'll play some WoW. A real fucking game, none of this pen-and-paper bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:39 No.16175566
    "Rightful place"? You scheming son of a bitch, you owe everything to me!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:39 No.16175567
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    This is why I like you. You always know what you're fucking doing.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:39 No.16175571
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    Oh, so we're finally starting?
    I roll to seduce the barmaid.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:40 No.16175573
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    Sho what doesh that make my fighter, a shecurity guard?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:40 No.16175574
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    Sorry, Gary. Little Mikey's being a litlte bitch.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)05:40 No.16175576
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    Clever as always, Nathan. Well, I'm sold on the idea, but who's going to cover utility? I know Mikey's just going to try and do as much damage as possible so there's no way he'll do it.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:40 No.16175577
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    Shut up, Dave. There's a reason why when I went Advanced you went Basic.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:41 No.16175581
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    The sherving boy ish more up your alley, David.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:41 No.16175592
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    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:42 No.16175598
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    I love you bastards. I really do.

    Even Morgan, the spook.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:42 No.16175599
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    Hey guys, hey guys - can I play as well?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:43 No.16175612
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    Wait, wait, shtop the game, I think she'sh ashking what we want in our shandwichesh.

    I'll have a hot pashtrami, and a bottle of whishkey.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:43 No.16175615
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    Where'd Morgan go, anyway?Did that fuckhead Zach scare him off?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:44 No.16175619
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    Well hello there...
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)05:44 No.16175622
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    Sound like a decent cover story. I'm not all too sure what to do with my assassin. Maybe producer? I've got some ranks in haggle and bluff, I could make it work.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:45 No.16175627
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    "Clint's game is bullshit.

    Morgan "YHWH" Freeman"
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:45 No.16175631
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    What are you shtill doing here, you nanshy-boy?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:46 No.16175634
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    Michael, what the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:46 No.16175636
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    Wake up gramps it's 2011, we gamer chicks rule the scene - I even have my own webshow.


    Hey Michael - I LOVE the great dramatic range you can pull off, I bet you are a great roleplayer
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:46 No.16175637
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    Good, I was getting sick of his bitching, anyway.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)05:47 No.16175640
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    Be quiet, Sean.

    Of course you can, dollface. Why don't you come sit down over here. I've got some congac you might like. Have you ever played D&D? I can give you a show of the basics.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:47 No.16175642
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    rolled 6, 3, 1 = 10


    You, stop being a problem player. Take 3d6 damage.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)05:49 No.16175651
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    Not sure. Should I call Harrison? He's always wanted to play with us but we've never had a free spot.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:49 No.16175652
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    No, we've already got a group. Get lost.
    Like I was saying, roll to seduce the stabl-uh, barmaid
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:49 No.16175656
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    What? No. Fuck that noise. Get the fuck out.

    MICHAEL. Eyes over here, goddamnit.

    Look, if you guys are that desparate for a girl to play, I'll play.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:51 No.16175669
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    Sean, with how much I've whored out my Inspire Confidence bonuses, we could not only pass you off as the lead singer. And my social skills are so strong I could trick people into thinking you're sober. At. The. Same. Time.

    You could be anything you want to be, baby! My job is making EVERYBODY look good!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:52 No.16175676
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    That's why I like you, Gary! You put the dogs down when they get too loud.

    Felicia doesn't want cognac, Frank. She needs a little "irish cream". You understand?

    Just make sure your water doesn't break on my pewter miniatures.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:52 No.16175681
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    Why thank you Frank, that's so nice of you! I only played WoW so far - but this is supposed to be fairly similar, isn't it?

    I want to play a Nightelf Rogue or Sorcerer or something. Look, I even brought my own costume
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:54 No.16175692
    rolled 4, 5, 3 = 12


    You take damage.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:54 No.16175695
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    Caught you shlippin', you poof!

    Not bad, Fillion. Cheersh.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:54 No.16175696
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    It's totes like WoW, yeah. Listen, ignore these oldfags, I'll show you the ropes.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:54 No.16175697
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    Hey, not cool David - What's wrong with you? Upset that Matt Smith is getting the smoking hot 20-something redhead while you had the nagging 40-something redhead?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:56 No.16175710
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    The fuck do you think you're doing? You think you're a smooth operator now?
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)05:57 No.16175716
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    Have a little tact, Liam. That ain't no way for a man to speak in front of a lady.

    Well, this ain't a LARP, hon', there ain't no need for costumes unless you wanna.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:57 No.16175720
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    Nah, I'm perfectly fine killing Nazis while Smith acts the part of a gay Nazi-loving Jew.
    I just don't want Cera's boner getting any more awkward than it already is.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:57 No.16175722
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    Bu...but I haven't even rolled my character yet!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:57 No.16175723
    Hallo, gentleman.

    Mind if I join this game?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:58 No.16175729
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    rolled 18 = 18

    This is why I never invited women to roll with us.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:58 No.16175732
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    I'm going to have to politely ask that you and your boyfriend leave the table.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:58 No.16175737
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    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:58 No.16175738

    You die. Forever.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:58 No.16175740
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    I didn't know you were a lesbian, Mikey!

    Always a gentleman, Frank. You're an exemplar to us all.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:58 No.16175744
    Killing vampires*
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:59 No.16175751
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    Like WoW... y'know, kid, you're actually kinda right. This party is kinda like a WoW guild. And what makes a good WoW guild? Teamwork! If the characters don't work well together, why have a guild?

    ... And also, if one player is being a bit of an asshat, why have him in the guild? It doesn't matter how useful the character is if nobody wants to deal with his childish chatspam.

    Just chill a bit on the whole "I gotta prove myself to the guys" routine is all I'm saying - out-of-game synergy is just as important as in-game synergy kiddo.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:59 No.16175754
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    Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)05:59 No.16175758
    rolled 2, 5, 5 = 12


    You also die.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:00 No.16175761
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    That's so cool - What should I roll?


    Well, I already brought it along - so why not. And this isn't the same as LARPs? I never knew!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:00 No.16175762
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    Well shpoken, Eashtwood. Let'sh get thish game shtarted already.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)06:00 No.16175770
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    I'm startin' to understand what you mean, Clint. She don't even drink!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:02 No.16175780
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    I wasn't even playing yet, old man.

    I'm just here to take out the trash. That means you, you red-headed skank.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:02 No.16175783
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    Why all the hate Page? You seriously got some issues, girl - you should get out of the closet already instead of hogging Michael all the time...
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:02 No.16175786
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    See, that's what I said.
    Oh, but nobody EVER listens to David.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:03 No.16175789
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    I agree, Clint! Tell the girls it's bedtime and let's get started.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:03 No.16175794
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    I've got chicks fighting over me. Do you guys have chicks fighting over you? 'Cuz I have chicks fighting over me.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:04 No.16175798
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    We don't listen to you because you roll a damn elf.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:04 No.16175799
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    You didn't want any girlsh becaushe you prefer looking at men inshtead.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:04 No.16175805
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    Hey, men, here's an idea: Let's play OD&D and forget about those kids.
    I've got the Greyhawk supplement right here for us to try out. Anyone here familiar with the system?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:05 No.16175809
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    Hey guys is it cool if I sit in on this game?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:05 No.16175811
    So, apparently, the greatest DnD party would bicker all day instead of just rolling the damn dice.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:05 No.16175814
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    Good idea, Frank. Right behind you.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:06 No.16175817

    Did you expect anything else?
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)06:06 No.16175818
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    I'm starting to like the direction this is going. Liam, help me get the beers out of my Royce, would you?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:06 No.16175819
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    Oh that is it. Outside, right fucking now. We'll see who has issues!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:07 No.16175826
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    Mercury. Take a sheat, you're alwaysh welcome here.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:07 No.16175827
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    Oh, hey honey, sorry to call in the middle of your game night, but I can't make it home to meet the woman from the adoption agency to go over the nursery we put in thanks to this Torchwood shoot... would you be a dear and take care of that? You know how important it is to me for us to be able to adopt Lin Wong...
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:07 No.16175828
    It's a performance piece. The way to NOT play a game,as portrayed by the people who you would WANT to play with!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:07 No.16175829

    Clint Eastwood leading the Emperor's Finest against Orks.

    I expected that.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:08 No.16175832
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    Hands off Page - I know that is some clever ploy of to get your hands all over me but I have bad news for you - I am not into you *snorts*...dyke!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:09 No.16175837
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    Did he just say Greyhawk? I think he just said Greyhawk.
    Looks like someone can't accept that he wrote an INFERIOR setting.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)06:11 No.16175851
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    Of course, Freddie!

    Quality over quantity, Mikey, you'll learn that someday.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:11 No.16175852
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    The idiocy of you people - all your MTV pop culture has made your fuckin' minds feeble and weak.

    Let's start playing already - I wanna cut up some whores in a spiritual, metaphysical way while reciting Blake and Milton
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:11 No.16175857
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    Tennant? Mind telling ush who that wash?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:11 No.16175858
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    Fuck you, I never FINISHED writing it!
    Forget Greyhawk, then. Men, roll your characters; we're taking on Castle Zagyg.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:12 No.16175862
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    Man, Felicia... I had no idea you could stoop to baiting street trash into fights. I hope Molly Quinn doesn't see this, seeing as you're such a role model to her...
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:12 No.16175864

    I want to be a half-orc cleric.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:13 No.16175866
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    Let's not get too hasty. I'm sure the THREE of us can work something out.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:14 No.16175869
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    Who invited comic Beardy McDeepenstein?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:14 No.16175873
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    You'd best be joking, 'dungeon master'.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:14 No.16175877
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    Alan shut the fuck up. You always bitch about how shallow the story is and when ever you DM you make up some shitty pretentious bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:14 No.16175878
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    Hey sorry Nathan but she totally started it - I just wanted to play some of this offline-WoW and be friends with everyone but she had to behave like that!

    Please don't think bad about me...


    Shut up Michael!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:14 No.16175880
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    Uh, wrong address. Don't worry about it.
    Really, REALLY can't now. I'll handle it later, trust me.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:15 No.16175883
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    He stalked me here, I'm sorry.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)06:15 No.16175884
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    Why is it always dungeon delving with you? Give us a game we can explore our characters in, Gary.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:15 No.16175885
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    Right, you pish off before we make you.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:15 No.16175887
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    Alright, how green are you?


    I'd like to see you last three turns in Zagyg!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:16 No.16175889
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    Well, I am sorry I didn't sell out to George Lucas, that corporate wanker just because he parked a garbage truck full of money in my driveway Liam
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:16 No.16175893
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    Oh for god's sake, fuck this shit.

    And fuck you, too, MICHAEL. We're through!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:16 No.16175895

    I want to explore your dick in my mouth.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)06:17 No.16175898
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    Mikey, would you shut your mouth and let the girls fight? Just get yourself a beer and be quiet.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:18 No.16175903
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    He ACTUALLY thinks that means it's a good setting. Who let this guy DM, seriously?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:18 No.16175908
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    Reminds me...

    We still doing that "thing" for your character for the development?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:18 No.16175909
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    Hey, what? No! My threesome! Come on, you guys!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:19 No.16175910

    Oh god Ellen, I am so sorry - I didn't mean it like that. You're a great actress I am totally your biggest fan!

    Really Michael, what's up with you? You don't even step up to defend your girlfriend!?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:19 No.16175914
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    I don't see why you can't do both. There's a lot to be said about the personality of someone who bravely goes deep into an unknown castle, potentially under-prepared.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:19 No.16175915
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    Because the Warner Brothers are so much nicer overlords.

    Just go back to Narnia, or Oz, or wherever your neuroses takes you, and letthe men getback to their game. Bad enough Little Mikey brought his harpies with him.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:20 No.16175916
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    Not shure he'sh old enough to drink, Shinatra.

    I wash right about you, washn't I, you closheted poof?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:20 No.16175917
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    Oh god Ellen, I am so sorry - I didn't mean it like that. You're a great actress I am totally your biggest fan!

    Really Michael, what's up with you? You don't even step up to defend your girlfriend!? You're such a loser, just like in your movies...
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)06:20 No.16175918
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    And that's why Liam and I and everyone else present can afford threads that don't make us look like a hobo.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:21 No.16175923
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    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:21 No.16175926
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    Oh boy. I can tell you this isn't going to end very well.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:22 No.16175929
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    Oh, come on, Wood. I'd like to see YOU revolutionize gaming like I did!
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:22 No.16175931
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    You're not any better, Greenwood. There's not a single rock in all Faerûn that doesn't have a three-chapter backstory explaining its relationship to at least three gods, Elminster, and that goddamn drow.

    Now, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm here for CLINT'S game. I mean, c'mon guys... I was late getting here, but at least I got here ready to go. Can we please get started?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:22 No.16175933
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    Perhapsh you need shomeone with more exshperienshe, eh, lash?
    >> Michael Cera 09/04/11(Sun)06:23 No.16175943

    Ain't no thang. You ain't nuttin' but GAHBAGE anyway. Yer USED GOODS.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:24 No.16175949
    This is a good thread.

    But what if Clint actually does play DnD?
    >> Liam Neeson 09/04/11(Sun)06:25 No.16175953
    Apparently not, we've been an hour and a half now.

    (image limit reached. It's all downhill, gentlemen...)
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:25 No.16175958

    Seems like he'd be more of an Aces and Eights fan.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)06:26 No.16175962
    Of course, Clint. You thought it sounded pretty neat, didn't you?

    Oh, shut up David, you hate backstories that include as little as a character name.

    I'm ready to game as soon as everyone else is.
    >> Liam Neeson 09/04/11(Sun)06:28 No.16175975
    I can't believe I saved twenty pictures of Liam Neeson for this thread...
    >> Sean Connery 09/04/11(Sun)06:29 No.16175978
    Yesh, I've got my dishe. Let'sh begin.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)06:29 No.16175982
    Yeah, I got enough of Frankie to make a permanent moniker of it.
    >> Clint Eastwood 09/04/11(Sun)06:29 No.16175983

    Could have just let the thread die.
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:30 No.16175986
    My hard drive, I think, has been enriched by the increase in Nathan Fillion pictures. Also, that one pic of John Barrowman.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)06:31 No.16175992
    But it was a fun ride, why would we do that?
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:32 No.16176006

    As an observer, it would have been better if the group had been more centralized and stuck with the actual actors personalities/stereotyped characters. As well as played the game. Maybe try again for the entertainment of all?
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)06:34 No.16176012
    Another time, maybe. I'm tired and am going to sleep.
    >> Clint Eastwood 09/04/11(Sun)06:35 No.16176018

    Fuck you and what you want, gook.

    I'm sleeping.
    >> Liam Neeson 09/04/11(Sun)06:36 No.16176023
    That would a make fun game in itself. Four guys playing famous people trying to play dnd? Sounds like a good evening-killer to me.

    Personally, I'd just as soon let this thread die gracefully. It was fun being a chauvinist shit-talking Liam Neeson, but I think this horse needs to be put to
    >> Anonymous 09/04/11(Sun)06:40 No.16176054
    Someone archive this shit.
    >> Frank Sinatra 09/04/11(Sun)06:42 No.16176067
    It's done.

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