If tyranids evolve so rapidly, why arent they immune to bullets yet?
No answer? Looks like the Emperor wins again.
>>16115726there was a story about the tau having a hard time because the nids they where fighting did exactly that. The problem is that they make them selves immune to one gun at the expense of being vulnerable to other forms of attack.
Tyranids are smart. But heavy knows the answer to this one.
Same reason we still get hurt if we fall over. Kinetic energy isn't really something that you can become im-....Oh wait.iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
>>16115829also nids are capable of producing armour thats immune to practically anything but its just not worth putting on all the critters. Same reason the IG doesn't equip all its soldiers with terminator armour.
Oh yeah, also how come everyone is afraid of the Tyranids when they have a horrible kill to death ratio?Or why most of their numbers are weak tiny creatures that can be killed by the most basic of weaponry?Not so scary are they, once you think about it.
>>16115867except the whole devouring entire planetary ecosystems oceans and atmoshphere and all in a matter of weeks.
You know my friends, I believe its quite impossible to be afraid of the Tyranids. Are they not mindless, not capable of even providing the most basic thought? Or being 100% dependent on their "hivemind"? Sounds to me they're just a bunch of momma's boys, or should I say momma's bugs.
Tyranid weapons are made of organic components. They often fall apart in battle.
>>16115879So they're fat too? Lets add that to the list then.They're-Stupid-Fat-Can die-Not independent-Don't believe in the Emperor-Mostly weak and small-Not bulletproofNow honestly tell me, you don't think we could beat them easily? Because I sure do.
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>>16115928I forgot that too! These buggies don't even know how to make a light bulb for thrones sake! They've got no technology, and only have what they're born with.
Heres another fact. Did you know that all Tyranids don't have any training at all? Its true. The "Great Devourer" is made up of enemies that have no experience at all. Even their leaders too. They just release their soldiers onto the battlefield without even going through a briefing!
Now lets look at the Guardsman, shall we? Mighty, proud, strong and united in a common cause. Do you know what that cause is?The Emperor.Do you know what the Tyranid's cause is?Hunger.Now which sounds like a better cause to you, friend?
'Genestealers' are kleptomanic little creatures. However, because they lack any sort of strength in their puny arms they are not actually able to carry any loot heavier than a human gene! When the Magos Biologis discovered this they gave the genestealers this mocking name, son that the whole Imperium might know of their weakness.
We light up the night, motherfuckers.
>>16116025Speaking of Tyranids
Oh hai thar
>>16116005Are you kidding.I work in Gap and a whole brood of the bastards came in and robbed us clean last week!
Someone's been reading his Uplifting Primer.Good job, Conscript.
Its been reported from a dozen skirmishes that all Tyranid leaders are afraid of dying! When threatened, a Tyranid leader will order any bug near him to form a living, moving wall to protect him! They're so afraid of dying, that they would sacrifice tens of thousands of their army just so they can survive.What cowards I say!
If an Ork can outsmart a Tyranid, then I find that funny, not scary my friend. A Tyranid can't read, write, speak, or do anything that requires half a brain!
the emperor sux
What to know something else? The Tyranids have no strategy. It has never once been reported that the Tyranids have ever done any military strategy we all know.So make sure you remember what you read friend, because you'll be doing what they don't know how to do!
>>16116075Enjoy having a red-hot poker shoved up your arse by the Inquisition.
Tyranids are cowards and will break once the largest creature falls
Are you following what I'm saying friend? The Tyranids also have no official ranks. Have you ever seen a mark or badge that indicates their superiority?No?Well guess what, its because they're all equally bad!
So remember these lessons my friend. Do not fear the Tyranid, because theres nothing about them to fear. Do not beware the Tyranid, because they are hardly a threat.
I heard from my cousin in the Magos Biologis that they're basically only ever a few days from starving to death, so if it takes them longer than they expected to find an edible planet, they die by the thousands.Isn't that a nice thought? Nids just dying where they stand?
Can't we just be honest to them about what they're facing? Sure it might terrify them, but I think knowing what's at stake will serve them better than believing themselves to be up against mere flies.Overconfidence leads to Pride, and Pride comes before a Fall.
if tyranids evolve so rapidly, then why do we still have mon-keighs?checkmate atheists
>>16116154Are you saying that everything said in this thread isn't a fact?
>>16116123here's something to think about.why is there a 4 visible as the rightmost number of his right pauldron?
>>16115867Because they absolutely don't care about losses. The tyranids have no concept of failure at all. They will devour the planet sooner or later - for them anything else is alien.Hence they don't care how much biomass they throw at you, since they will recover it all.And energy they get from sunlight.
>ITT : poor little guardsmen discussing before their landing on a infested planet
>The tyranids have no concept of failure at all.Thats funny. Last I heard the Ultramarines had quite a victory!
>>16116192i'm an imperial citizen, is it dangerous to approach a tyranid? my life is a shitty one, and i've been considering crashing my ship into an infested planet and hug the first carnifex i see.
I got a question for you guys.I don't play 40k but enough of my core group of friends do that I can't help but overhear some of this stuff. How can you still like the fluff for this game? None of it is at all consistent, they tell you these things are crazy and unbeatable then 5 minutes later they tell you a story about how some unnamed space marine kills one with his hands or how one man has unlimited power but has been fighting with this faction and made no ground in the last 20 years. How can you take this stuff seriously?
>>16116209>How can you take this stuff seriously?We don't.
>>16116206CONTACT WITH XENOS IS A CRIME, CITIZEN! PROCEED TO YOUR DESIGNATED FACTORUM AND DO YOUR DUTY TO THE GOD-EMPEROR AND HUMANITY!
>>16116217you have no right to tell me what i wanna do. cant you see this tyranid? its so damn cute.
>>16116209I got a question for you guys.I don't play Bible Wars but enough of my core group of friends do that I can't help but overhear some of this stuff. How can you still like the fluff for this game? None of it is at all consistent, they tell you these things are crazy and unbeatable then 5 minutes later they tell you a story about how some unnamed Iron Chariot drives the creator of the universe from the field or how one man has unlimited power but has been fighting with this faction and made no ground in the last 20 years. How can you take this stuff seriously?
You do know that due to how fast Tyranids evolve that if a brave Imperial Citizen were to capture one it would quickly adapt to the human enviroment and become something like this.
HOT!where can i find the nearest tyranid? i really want one
>>16116239They evolve quickly per generation. Individual tyranids don't just evolve extra limbs or something in the middle of a battlefield.
>>16116249Except Ymargl Genestealers, but they are freaky mutants.
>>161161804th Company or Cadian 4th Regiment or whatever.
>>16116253I heard worshipping them helps you stay bald.
Sure is uplifting primer in here.
>>16116231I wish I was as clever as you seem to think I am. I post on 4chan maybe once a month, and only when I have a serious question...I don't do wordplay.
>If tyranids evolve so rapidly, why arent they immune to bullets yet?some of them are, silly goose.
>>16116091>>16116067>>16116032>>16116031>>16116025Why did you do this pointless shitspam when someone is trying to have his own thread here? You're just ruining the jokes by giving attention to this shit thats years old
>>16116249>>16116239Fritzel is now my spiritual leige.