and as he did so, his brother Wry that rat fuck bastard snuck around the corner and having drank all the beer pulled out his angry inch and pissed a stream that filled the hole completely, and drowned many of Lug`s followers in a noxious fluid. Lug heard their cries and came running to save them. seeing the horror that his brother had unleashed on his hole, the ski bunny super mountain, and BRO`s. LUG THE MIGHTY, KICKER OF ASSES, AND SLAPPER OF SHIT, put a truly epic assbeating on wry. so epic was the assbeating that the ALL FATHER BRIAN BLESSED, rolled up with his hawkmen and wanted to know what the fuck was going down. And LUG answered unto him, Oh great All father, Wry being an asshole spoilsport, had killed my followers, wrecked my holes , and drank my beer, i have grown weary of his assholery and hath decided to SLAP HIS SHIT. and the all father decided to investigate the scene and said unto LUG, i have seen the folly of wry, and will bring back the people he hath drowned in his bedwetting fury. and the all father said unto him, LUG my son, you are of a great heart and much compassion for the people and are a great god unto them, for this i will give a sign of my favor to you and to them. and with that the all father created HAWAII AND SURFING WHILE DRUNK. and the people rejoiced mightily saying derp derp derp wry sucks cocks herp derp derp he fucks up non stop. and the great all father made the surfing separate from the skiing, and allowed the pople to travel back and forth using his newly invented HAWKMAN AIRLINES with great low fares anywhere they travel. and told wry if you do something like this again i will came down here and slap your shit without mercy and shove your head so far up your ass, that i will put you in the sky as a new moon.
and that was the story of how lug invented surfing movies.