!QqL8nX9URE 07/27/11(Wed)20:48 No.15727350|
You ready your most deadly weapon. A mighty ULTRAMARINE cannon, capable of shooting white hot plasma, surrounded by the beard of russ himself, who accepted ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN as his spiritual liege.
You lunge back into the room, thrusting wildly with your ULTRAPENIS, hoping to destroy the foul author with your might.
Dembski Bowden unleashes a kick, hitting you square in the powercells of your mighty plasma weapon. You crumple up on the floor next to Phil, knowing the bitter sting of defeat for the first time in the ULTRAMARINES' mighty history. Dembski Bowden beats a hasty retreat, still shocked at your mastery of tactics, and in fear of the full wrath of the ULTRAMARINES. Perhaps this, then, is not defeat?
Painfully, you claim your prize of pants from the less than conscious Phil Kelly, remembering to paint them as proper ULTRAMARINE pants before the day ends.