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    106 KB Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)03:42 No.15632180  
    Stat this valiant defender of financial services.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)03:44 No.15632196
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)03:44 No.15632204
    Awesome Cameo = Natural 20
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)03:49 No.15632233
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    They had no idea who they were stealing from.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)05:04 No.15632642
    I liked Rifftrax take on the whole incident:

    "Oh, and they're robbing the bank, too? I thought they were just clowns."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)11:54 No.15634932
    Level 20 Bank Manager.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 07/19/11(Tue)11:57 No.15634953
    Isn't that guy from a Batman movie?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)11:59 No.15634967
    Similarity to John Stewart=7
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:01 No.15634975
    List of pissed businessmen: +1
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:03 No.15634989
    Just standing on the street corner, waiting for a child's party to break out around him...
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:04 No.15634993
    7th lvl thief
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:06 No.15635009
    wow... that's... good!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:08 No.15635015
    Natural 0 on counting his own shotgun shells.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:08 No.15635021
    Special Rules:
    >Who Do You Think You're Stealing From?
    >You And Your Friends Are Dead
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:10 No.15635027
    TO be fair, everyone else failed that check too.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:30 No.15635176
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    Not everyone....
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:35 No.15635219
    Who, Joker? He MIGHT have, but it's Joker, he really wouldn't have cared either way.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:36 No.15635228
    >The Dark Knight Rises
    >Bane about to Break The Bat
    >Suddenly The Bank Manager
    >Bane dead, Batman rescued
    >Gotham is safe once again
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:38 No.15635244
    >Go on /tg/

    >First thing I see is this thread

    BRB guys, I'm going to go watch the Dark Knight.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:38 No.15635257
    can also transform into alexander mahole from prison break
    special skills:drug addiction
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:40 No.15635273
    I'd SO fucking watch it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:41 No.15635280
    I think a cameo of this guy in jail would be pretty sick. I wonder if getting shot paralyzed him.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:41 No.15635284
    Guys, the Bank Manager was killed. He was a mafia stooge, a criminal. He died and went to hell.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:42 No.15635293
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    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:43 No.15635309
    Joker might have been using the opportunity of a guy shooting at them to get rid of the other robber.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:44 No.15635316
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    For real.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:46 No.15635340
    I'm pretty sure he lived, actually.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:49 No.15635375
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    He was Delta Force commando before.
    I think it explains his behaviour a bit.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:49 No.15635377

    >financial services
    >actually a mobster
    >wait there's no difference
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:50 No.15635383

    Yeah, the grenade the Joker put in his mouth at the end was just a smoke grenade.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:52 No.15635395
    Now I'm just imagining him posed like Machete, but with sawed off shotguns instead of blades.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)12:57 No.15635440
    Or a shotgun and a clipboard
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:03 No.15635479
    And a penholder on the shotgun.
    And a shotgunholder on the clipboard.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:04 No.15635491
    His card says 'Financial Troubleshooter'.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:05 No.15635498
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    I don't have ilikeyourstyle.jpg, so have the il-2 sturmovik instead.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:07 No.15635515
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    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:12 No.15635561
    I like you, very funny man. You die last.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:29 No.15635675
    What can't be made better by adding a Bank Manager with a Shotgun?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:32 No.15635701
    >...from the people who brought you
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:34 No.15635724
    A buddy cop film? No, wrong, that'd make it 10x better.

    I don't know.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:36 No.15635735
    I WAS going to say something SciFi, but I realized that would be wrong.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:37 No.15635741
    He likes to keep it around, for close encounters.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:37 No.15635744
    The Dark Knight.
    Because that would mean there would be two Bank Managers with a Shotgun.

    And it is an established fact that there can be only one.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:41 No.15635773
    Shotgun duel. And who wins?
    The American viewing public.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:42 No.15635779
    >And it is an established fact that there can be only one.
    Bank manager with a shotgun Highlander.

    There are no words.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)13:47 No.15635821
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    Only emotions.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:12 No.15636002
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    I'm a Manager, I have inside me blood of kings,
    I have no rival, No man can bemy equal.

    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:22 No.15636086
    Next Highlander film will be this
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:22 No.15636087
    >All of my money.jpg
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:28 No.15636135
    >Bank Manager with a Shotgun Highlander
    I have thrown sixty-five dollars at my monitor and nothing is happening.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:29 No.15636143
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    "Hahahaha! I like your style, friend."

    >icentie exists
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:31 No.15636158
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    Get the fuck out of here, Duran.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:33 No.15636173
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    It's official, it makes everything better.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:35 No.15636190
    hobo bank manager with a shotgun anyone?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:39 No.15636218
    God I fucking love this movie. Its so ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:47 No.15636299
    >only 65 dollars
    And you wonder why nothing's happening.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:49 No.15636320
    I work in set design! I have no money! I spent it all on this fucking huge monitor!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:51 No.15636337
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    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:52 No.15636350
    The happiest sound in all the world indeed.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:53 No.15636359
    Which movie would that be?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:56 No.15636386
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    Stat this valiant defender of financial services.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:57 No.15636394
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:58 No.15636400
    Awesome Cameo = Natural 20
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:58 No.15636406
    Recursion error.
    Abort, Retry, Fail?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:59 No.15636412
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    They had no idea who they were stealing from.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)14:59 No.15636413
    For a nameless NPC, he was pretty badass.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)15:00 No.15636420
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    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)15:00 No.15636426
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)15:03 No.15636450
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)15:09 No.15636505
    This is going to come up again, isn't it?

    Fuckin' memes. First Axe Cop, now this.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)15:10 No.15636513
    >a meme
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)15:10 No.15636514
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    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)15:11 No.15636523
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    agent smith is comming for us...
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)15:35 No.15636778
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    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Clowns running around with guns. I watched a bus drive backwards into the Gotham Bank. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:04 No.15637068
    this thread needs MORE EVERYTHING
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:06 No.15637081
    This is really starting to remind me of SS13 for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:10 No.15637118

    We need the Bank Manager proffesion SO much.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 07/19/11(Tue)16:11 No.15637132
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    /tg/ you have made me proud, I am now changing my bodyguards from Custodes to Bank managers with shotguns.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:13 No.15637149
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    But bank managers with shotguns are beaten by clowns.
    Harlequins are clowns.
    This is a flaw in the security plan.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 07/19/11(Tue)16:21 No.15637222
    But they are eldar, and everything beats eldar, so its all good.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:23 No.15637237
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    Oh yeah, I forgot.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:25 No.15637267
    The name plate on his desk reads [spoiler]"Edward Nigma".[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:30 No.15637319
    Riddle me this Batman - what manages banks while brandishing a firearm that fires shot?
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 07/19/11(Tue)16:31 No.15637325
    I call BULL on this!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:33 No.15637341
    I've been writing a short story for the past 15 minutes. Stick around folks.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:34 No.15637354
    rolled 13 = 13

    Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:38 No.15637400
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    >> Pharamualpha !!PIkGeQ80O8N 07/19/11(Tue)16:44 No.15637448
    Still waiting on that story.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:45 No.15637463
    You are currently voting on thread 15632180 ("Bank Manager with a Shotgun")
    Its current score is +1 after 1 votes.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:53 No.15637534
    Actually here's the first bit, I'm rushing as much as I can, so tell me if it's worth reading.

    "Ms. Andrews," he spoke into the phone while holding down the front desk button, "could you send up my three o'clock up a little early if he's ready?" he released the button and shifted slightly in his seat, though it took only a second to get the response he knew was coming. "Certainly sir," came his secretary's cheery response. "And hon, come up with him and bring me a coffee. Ah," Again the reply was a cheerful "Certainly sir." "Thank you Ms. Andrews," he said even though he'd already removed his finger from the button allowing him to call down to the lobby. Then Mister Johnathan Warburton stood. Even at fifty-six he found it hard to stay still for long periods of time. He took a moment to stretch his Kiton-clad legs and run a hand through his mane of flowing, silvered hair.
    He stepped over to the massive glass window of his executive office, breathing in the outside view. All around him towering pillars of steel and glass streched toward the sky as if trying to pierce the very vault of heaven itself. The midday sun reflected off of the multitude of windows, lighting the normally foreboding city up like a priceless diamond on display. It was an Eden of Industry, a paradise for the industrious, and it was his diamond, his paradise. Here Jonathan Warburton was on top of it all. And yet this fiscal god among men felt a very human sensation that kept him on edge. Anticipation.
    The very man he had just called up was Michael Malden, manager of the First Bank of Gotham. He slowed his breathing; his heart was pounding. Sometimes Johnathan forgot he was old now, it wouldn't do him any good to have a heart attack now, nomatter how much confidence, money, or persuasive skill he had.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)17:07 No.15637671
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    I love you /tg/
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)17:11 No.15637706
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    rolled 5 = 5

    Vamos vamos mi amor
    Me gusta mucho tu sabor.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)17:25 No.15637851
    >>15637534 I RETURN

    The two were meeting on the seventy-second floor of Warburton's office to discuss a merger; a merger that would give him majority control of First Gotham as well as his own. If this went well it would cement him as the new richest man in Gotham, and the entire East Coast. He turned again, abandoning the sweeping industrial vista in favor of the professional setting of his mahogany desk.
    Before he got halfway there a light 'ding' sounded. Warburton stopped and listened, there was the gentle padding of feet on the hallway carpet as well as another constant sound he just couldn't seem to identify. It was soft, so soft he could barely hear it. Dismissing it, he walked forward a bit, positioning himself just in front of his desk. Looking up, Warburton saw a shadow pass the frosted glass that made up his front wall. It was a shadow that appeared to be dragging something. Something large.

    The door to his office flew open violently and smashed through the adjacent glass wall. Glass shards sailed through the air for a moment before embedding themselves in the luscious blue carpet. Warburton tensed up and stepped back, his eyes widened and his whole body felt light. The man in front of him wasn't Michael Malden, he wasn't even a bank manager. At least, he hadn't been since his death. His suit, though still pristine in other regards, was heavily bloodstained, the striped tie he wore askew. He carried Warburton's personal coffee mug in his left hand, a limp man hung by his collar in the right. It wasn't this that caused him to recoil though, in fact Jonathan Warburton noticed none of these things. He was staring at the place where the other man's jaw should've been. His moist tongue waggled freely from his throat in thin air, and his teeth and gums were completely exposed. It was as if an explosion had torn the other man's face completely in half. And as he stared the man in his wide, fanatical eyes, Warburton knew.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)17:26 No.15637859

    The figure casually splashed the scalding hot coffee around its mouth hole in a macabre parody of drinking before tossing the cup aside to bounce across the soft floor. "Not the best," the figure hissed, spattering coffee and mucus across the immoble Warburton's face. "Hen I hwass 'anager ohff the First I 'ad 'handards."
    "You're not the manager," stammered Warburton as cold sweat began to build on him, "you're dead!" He emphasized the last two words, as if hoping his conviction would make them true.
    The figure managed a surprisingly human laugh for how badly his face and neck were mangled. "Ithhh you're 'ooking for a 'ead 'anager, I'ff got one 'ere." He lifted the limp figure so that Warburton could clearly see his face. It was Malden. His suited was peppered with holes and blood still oozed from his corpse to plop onto the carpet. Horrified, Warburton threw himself backwards, only to slam into the back of his desk and fall over. The cold chill in his body was replaced by a stabbing warmth, he'd broken something. Over the pounding of his heart were the sounds of padding feet.
    Scarred hands grabbed Warburton by his collar, and the voice of financially-gifted death rasped to him, "Ithh you wan' my bannk, 'ou can tink again. Oo do you tink u're 'tealing from?" The wrinkles in his cheeks turned up, as if he was trying to smile. "Now lesss make bank."
    The man pulled Warburton across his desk as he walked around it, and then lifted him with inhuman strength. The man's face was illuminated by the sun from the window, his tongue lolled in the light. Warburton knew what was coming but stopped trying to fight it, there was no way he could.
    Blackness took Warburton as his back shattered the glass window, and for the second time that day he felt weightless. The last thing he saw was the cackling man above him, and the tag on his Armani suit : First Bank of Gotham.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)17:29 No.15637895
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    If I wasn't so awful with length and format here I might post stories more often, but hopefully this is satisfactory for what it is. Comments and critiques are always welcome.

    (As are requests)
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)17:33 No.15637956
    my mind

    it has asploded
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)17:35 No.15637987

    Also I realized I'd pretty much done horizontal Two-Face by the end and didn't want to rewrite it. Shhhhhhh.

    Anyway, carry on your stat me thread.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)17:41 No.15638046
    Not Two-Face.

    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)18:04 No.15638329
    A Buddy Cop movie with Hobo with a Shotgun and the Bank Manager? My god.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)18:08 No.15638377
    This thread needs to be seen, or achived, or something.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:33 No.15639837
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:55 No.15640001
    Already archived.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:59 No.15640033
    It's beautiful. Bank Manager will live in grace forever.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)21:11 No.15640175
    Why do you guys like this guy? He was a typical dumbass, fired off some shells pointlessly and then got shot.

    Whats even more hilarious is that the mafia let the joker get away with robbing the bank, and the joker pulled off some pretty deus ex machina shit(like just walking into the mafia meeting past all the guards...wtf?).
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)21:16 No.15640216
    I like to imagine there are lots of dead mafia goons in that room he enters from. Makes sense, really.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)21:20 No.15640246

    Frankly I'm more disappointed that the Joker didn't end up floating face down in the river once he became a liability to the Mafia. Like you know, attacking city government and having a high speed chase involving anti tank weapons.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)21:32 No.15640345
    Its even more funny that they had a van full of SWAT and they did nothing but go "Lock and load!" followed by driving the entire van into the river.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)21:33 No.15640356
    >implying the mafia can outsmart the guy who at times outsmarts fucking batman
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)21:35 No.15640365
    If the Joker didn't have plot armor, then this awesome guy would've been the guy that killed the Joker. He fucking had those guys dead to rights and he clearly knows how to use the shotgun.

    Best character in the movie, in my opinion. Just a guy without a costume, but with a shotgun and determination.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:09 No.15640610
    While I like the story, personally I prefer the idea that the Joker didn't put a real grenade in the Bank Managers mouth.

    Not only because it would leave the Bank Manager fully intact to be awesome but it would mean that Ledger "Joker" actually would have done something Joker like rather than just being a violent nut job.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:13 No.15640652
    It wasn't, and he did. Ledger Joker was violent, but he was very much the Joker.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:14 No.15640662

    Aw shit, didn't even realize that. It DOES make alot of sense. I went for silliness and the rule of cool though, I just imagined a jawless fanatic murderer/vigilanete would be hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:24 No.15640759
    it was a smoke grenade. and the guy practically fainted (or actually fainted) when the pin was pulled out.

    which is understandable really.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:27 No.15640788
    Y'know what would've made that perfect? Having a shotgun instead of an arrow on Legolas' bow.

    Not exactly possible from that angle, I know, but maybe someone else can find a different picture...
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:28 No.15640793
    since ledger died, this guy could be the next joker.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:29 No.15640814

    This. If bank manager died, it would have had to be due to blood loss from his gunshot wounds and smoke inhalation from the grenade. His wounds were bad, but not so bad that he couldn't get medical attention soon enough, and a smoke grenade doesn't really produce enough smoke to suffocate you unless it's shoved right into your throat. That smoke grenade was just poking out of his mouth, with the business end facing outward.

    Bank manager's probably the one witness the Joker left behind to tell the tale.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:44 No.15640954
    Guys, it's the Joker. He only uses one kind of gas, and it kills you.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)23:35 No.15641395

    Ledger Joker couldn't make Joker Gas.

    All Ledger Joker can do is shoot people and blow things up.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)23:39 No.15641434

    Joker toxin doesn't kill you, it just puts you in a grinning coma.

    The Bank Manager is capable of smiling, but during the defence of his bank his seriousness powers would kick into overdrive and would protect him from the gas.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 07/19/11(Tue)23:42 No.15641467
    It does kill you. That whole thing about the coma was just so they could air the animated series in an afternoon timeslot.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)23:58 No.15641585

    A grinning coma is way WAY worse than death in my opinion.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)01:15 No.15642134
    >>A grinning coma is way WAY worse than death in my opinion.

    As a child, that shit had me believing it was possible to laugh to death.

    I feared for my life whenever I started laughing too hard. I'd begin to panic, out of fear that I was close to dying.
    >> Hank Pym !!A0/lWspso1i 07/20/11(Wed)01:19 No.15642165
    I think it depends on the potency of it. The weaker stuff will kill you after awhile, but you can get help.
    Not that there was any indication that the Joker in "The Dark Knight" was producing anything remotely like Joker Gas.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)01:23 No.15642183
    Alignment: Lawful Evil
    >"Criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor! Respect!"
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)01:24 No.15642195
    Thank you, /tg/. You have restored my faith in you.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)01:41 No.15642299
    Next time my players attempt to rob a building I'll make sure to have mister manager here waiting for them.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)02:10 No.15642485
    As long as they don't know who they're stealing from.
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    Well, manager, we just say "manager."
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)05:38 No.15643538
    I can't believe this is still around.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)09:51 No.15644697
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)10:39 No.15644997
    We do that sometimes, keep a thread bumped far longer then expected.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)10:40 No.15645004
    You might even say this thread has... managed... to survive against the odds.
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    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)15:43 No.15647726
    This is going to be my next character. I don't care what system.

    SR, CoC, M&M... I might wait until I can lay hands on Ultimate Combat for PF...
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)15:45 No.15647746
    >Character background: my character was working in his bank (that he managed) when some clowns stole all his shit. So he became an adventurer to make back money (and manage it) and beat up clowns.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)16:05 No.15647988
    I wonder if I can talk my DM into letting me go ranger with Favored Enemy: Clown.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)16:21 No.15648147
    His true role is nWoD Hunter. Ends up betraying the party to become chief financier for the rich Ventrue BBEG.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)16:22 No.15648162

    Favoured Enemy: You And Your Friends
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)16:23 No.15648177
    I think as the PCs, we technically qualify as muppets, not clowns...
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)19:59 No.15650198
    It would be an interesting Call of Cthulu character, that's for certain.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)20:01 No.15650218
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    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)21:28 No.15651205
    And it has a SHOT at continuing?
    >> Anonymous 07/21/11(Thu)02:55 No.15654269
    BANK on it.

    (vc Quality Eurichj)
    >> Anonymous 07/21/11(Thu)10:33 No.15656806
    Who is he?
    >> Anonymous 07/21/11(Thu)11:09 No.15657090
    The Bank Manager, duh.

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