rolled 6 = 6
Y'know son, in life, there are three basic elements:
Dicks,Pussys and assholes.
Now, we, both of us being dicks, can fuck around both with Pussys, such as your mother but also in a not-quite-so-literal way with assholes, such as Ahriman who just came as you entered the world.
You must know, we dicks are importan, for, without us, the assholes would literally give a shit on all the pussys, which makes us some kind of protectors.
You however, are special, and not only because you are my firstborn (dramatic tear here) but also, because you're going to be the biggest dick of all times, bigger than Tzeentch, I assume.