rolled 29 = 29
>Hair of Strife: This is a long blonde strand of hair that, once grasped by a man, will bond with him. It can be brushed off, but will reappear at inopportune moments, like when your wife is asking you where you've been all night. It exudes a subtle but distinct scent of perfume. The only way to get rid of it is to convince another man to pick the hair off you, at which point it bonds with him.
>Wand of Unrealistic Expectations: Tapping the wand against something concealed will make people believe that it is somehow better than it actually is. They expect your money pouch to contain more money that it actually does. They suspect you have a better physique beneath your cloak. Unfortunately, they view their expectations as merely reasonable and will not be impressed or put off by them. (If, for instance, you tap your poker cards, they may expect you to have three of a kind rather than a pair, but that won't affect the way they play their hand, even if it really should.) Upon revealing whatever was concealed, they will be vaguely disappointed.
>Wand of Jumbles: Waving the wand at something organized will put it into disarray as soon as nobody is looking at it. Carefully sorted stacks of paper turn to piles of pages randomly heaped together. A backpack full of items put in particular places will lose all sense of order. A second wave of the wand will restore everything to its original, sorted state.