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    89 KB Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:30 No.15503489  
    The BBEG has captured your party and placed you in a prison within his lair. After some time he takes you and your party out of the cells and brings you before the creature on the left and the creatures on the right.

    He says you may choose which one your party fights. Which do you pick?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:31 No.15503504
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    >tarrasque with winged deathclaws
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:32 No.15503508
    Neither. I'd fucking kill myself for 'em.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:32 No.15503513
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:33 No.15503518
    >>15503513
    Hell.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:34 No.15503527
    I pick both.

    Then me and the rest of the party hide in the corner and let those two abominations kill each other.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:35 No.15503540
    >>15503508
    This guy has the right idea. If the BBEG has a tarrasque with cazaclaws the world is fucked. Suicide is the only choice.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:36 No.15503546
    So...a giant monster capable of dealing instant-death x100 or a tarrasque with cazaclaws surrounding it.

    Can I have a third option?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:38 No.15503554
    I'd ask the BBEG where the fuck he got these things.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:38 No.15503556
    >>15503546
    PIGDOG
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:39 No.15503564
    Tarrasque with cazaclaws.
    At least there's a (tiny) chance of succeeding in battle.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:40 No.15503573
    I'd choose Lorddeathrape on the left there. At least my death will be quick.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:41 No.15503583
    I literally just shat a brick
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:42 No.15503593
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    >mfw that pic
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:42 No.15503594
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    >lizard with butterfly friends

    That's adorable!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:44 No.15503604
    >>15503594
    >evil unkillable demon lizard with flying rape-monster friends
    FTFY
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:45 No.15503610
    I'm going to include these in my next session.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:45 No.15503612
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    Shit... I'm gonna need a buttload of entropy today.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:45 No.15503617
    What

    THE

    FUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!?!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:46 No.15503622
    >>15503610
    I feel sorry for your players.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:47 No.15503629
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:48 No.15503639
    Attack the BBEG. Better to die by his hands than face those pants-shitting nightmares.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:49 No.15503651
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    I pick both, then i summon Amazo!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:53 No.15503690
    Die.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)12:58 No.15503723
    A choice between rocks fall, everybody dies....

    And rocks fall, everybody dies?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:00 No.15503738
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    This is worse than both of those.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:03 No.15503763
    >>15503738
    OH GOD WHAT
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:04 No.15503770
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    >>15503489
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/07/11(Thu)13:04 No.15503773
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    >>15503738
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:06 No.15503789
    Actually, the worst thing is if the Tarrasque merged with a Cazaclaw.
    >> Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE 07/07/11(Thu)13:08 No.15503807
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    >>15503489
    Left

    Use this while holding F and the song of time looping in reverse on a boombox.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:11 No.15503829
    Can someone please tell me all the different big bads on the left?

    I recognize Pyramid Head, the Abominable Snowman, the moon from Majora's Mask...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:13 No.15503849
    >>15503829
    I see Sinistar in there.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/07/11(Thu)13:14 No.15503852
    >>15503789
    we're not going far enough, the Emprasque should be able to summone CazaClaws
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:14 No.15503858
    No. NO. NOOO.

    I JUST WOKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE

    AM I REALLY AWAKE?

    OR DOES THE NIGHTMARE NEVER END?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:16 No.15503874
    >>15503829

    They're not "big bads", they're "unstoppable guys who chase you".
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:16 No.15503877
    EMPRASQUE VERSUS LEGENDARY CAZACLAWRASQUE

    WHO WOULD WIN?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:17 No.15503884
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    >>15503877
    Guys guys guys... Can't we all just get along?
    >> Braith117 07/07/11(Thu)13:18 No.15503888
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    Fuck it, we're Grey Knights with 2 assassins and an inquisitor. I'll take them all on.

    COME AT ME BRO!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:18 No.15503889
    >>15503877

    ...may we never find out, for that battle will destroy the known universe
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:19 No.15503897
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    >angry sun
    >Sinistar
    >scary mask dude that chases you around when you take a key
    >snowman from Ski Free
    >Pyramid Head

    mfw
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:20 No.15503903
    >>15503829

    Sinistar, the sun from a mario game, that evil face from another mario game(?) they're unstoppable beasts that follow you around.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/07/11(Thu)13:20 No.15503905
    >>15503877
    the universe will implode in on itself from sheer awsome before anyone could learn the answer
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:20 No.15503906
    >>15503738
    BEST.
    BREATH WEAPON.
    EVER.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:21 No.15503913
    The one on the left. He isn't riding on his Carnival Night Column mount.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:22 No.15503920
    I choose left, because look on the bright side, you'll die so fast you wont feel anything.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:23 No.15503928
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    >>15503829
    Lets see...
    Angry Sun from Mario Brothers, that one crazy ass mask monster from yet ANOTHER Mario Bros. game, Pyramid Head, the Moon from Majora's, the Yeti/Abominable Snowman, Sinistar, and it's standing on the most impossible to get around obstacle in video game history; The bobbing barrel from Sonic 3 (And Knuckles) which is found in Casino Night Zone 2.

    Basically you have a bunch of guys of whom it's impossible to run away from, with the one object that is impossible to get around.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:26 No.15503940
    >>15503928
    What about the feet? They look like army boots? Is this from some shooter or something, or is that what Pyramid Head's feet actually look like?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:26 No.15503943
    What other characters scare you guys?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:28 No.15503949
    >>15503940
    Those are indeed Pyramid Head's shoes.

    Normally that would make such a beast easy to run away from. However, with the inclusion of Sinistar, who outran spaceships for the sole purpose of eating them, it negates out.

    So his speed is a combination of the Yeti, the Phanto Mask, and the Angry sun.

    However, I suggest picking him over the Cazaclaws and their master; at least you won't feel any pain due to how fast you'll die.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:29 No.15503958
    >>15503943

    The dogs from demon's souls.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:31 No.15503969
    >>15503943
    ReDeads
    Dead Hands
    Actually anything from the Well in Ocarina of Time
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:32 No.15503979
    What terrifying beings can we merge with Lord Deathrape to allow him to defeat the Legendary Cazaclawemperasque who can shoot Legendary Cazaclaws out of his mouth?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:32 No.15503983
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    >>15503958

    The Maneaters
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:33 No.15503988
    >>15503943
    Zelda redeads.

    Crossed with poison headcrabs.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:33 No.15503993
    >>15503979

    >implying Lord Death Rape isn't already superior to Terrasque plus Cazaclaws

    At least you can kill those fucks. Or run from them(sometimes), not this faggot.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:34 No.15504005
    >>15503988
    Also crossed with the Thing from the Thing.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:35 No.15504007
    >>15503958

    What do-
    OH GOD
    I REMEMBER
    WHEN DO I KNOW THEY ARE ATTACKING?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:35 No.15504008
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    >>15503943

    Aizen when he still used his sword to skullfuck you and make you mutilate, freeze and impale your best friends.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:37 No.15504025
    >>15503979
    Simple. Lord Death Rape only chases after those who he knows of that are traveling in his Rape Castle or Death Dungeon. His dungeon is filled with the Redeads, and the hounds from Demon's Souls, which makes it frightening enough. However, if the invading group/party somehow enters his mansion, they will be assaulted by Wallmasters and Dead Hands. When an intruder is grabbed by one of the two above monsters, they teleport and place the intruder in the same room that Lord Death Rape is in.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/07/11(Thu)13:38 No.15504028
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    >>15503993
    >>15503988
    >>15503928
    >>15504005
    >>15503979
    WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:41 No.15504061
    Someone should put Satan's giant cock (from Dante's Inferno) on Lord Death Rape. It seems suitable for the inevitable rape

    >even though that boss fight was disappointingly easy
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:42 No.15504064
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    WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:43 No.15504076
    >>15504064

    Clearly he's dead.
    >> Trith !RK4Wc5ZjsU 07/07/11(Thu)13:43 No.15504081
    >>15504064
    Oh fuck me.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:44 No.15504085
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    >>15504064
    I CAN'T RUN FAST ENOUGH HOLY FUCKING SHIT

    >motorway Dintio
    YES CAPTCHA THAT'S IT! TO THE DINTIO MOTORWAY IS OUR ESCAPE
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:45 No.15504090
    >>15504064
    Crying to himself as he takes some 9mm Aspirin.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:45 No.15504092
    >>15504085
    >"In other news, the Dintio Motorway has been closed for repairs. It will be inaccessible for approximately 2 weeks. Now back to Steve with sports!"
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:45 No.15504097
    >>15504064
    I'm making this my next game's BBEG.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:48 No.15504121
    >>15504064
    A worthy enemy of the Emperasque
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:48 No.15504123
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    >>15504092
    WHY MUST YOU ABANDON ME IN MY HOUR OF NEED, GOD?!

    >calling itienale
    NO ITIENALE ISN'T ANSWERING. WHY DO YOU WORSHIP HIM ANYWAYS CAPTCHA
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:49 No.15504131
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    >>15504064

    Fuck this shit, i'm going back to Mexico.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:54 No.15504177
    >>15504064
    Now, all he has to do is put some Weeping Angel wings on the Tarrasque that can shoot Legendary Cazaclaws out of its mouth.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:54 No.15504179
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    >>15504064
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:54 No.15504182
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    >>15504131
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:56 No.15504197
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    >>15504182
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)13:58 No.15504216
    >>15504182
    >¬°BIENVENIDOS A TU DESTINO AMARGO!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:01 No.15504241
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    >>15504064
    My party and I are up to the challenge. Who the hell do you think we are?!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:02 No.15504252
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    /tg/ I submit this man to the challenge.
    He'll accept both
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:02 No.15504259
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    >>15504241
    One round of combat later...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:08 No.15504323
    Right one. Tarrasque will protect me from cazaclaws if I ask nicely enough.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:08 No.15504326
    Lord Death Rape's Nightmarefortress

    Rape Dunegon: Redeads and Death Hands everywhere, along with some Weeping Angel statues in one room. Tortured screams echo throughout the dungeon halls.

    Level 1: Cazaclaws led by a Legendary Cazaclaw. Lava and instant-death spikes everywhere.

    Level 2: Hunter from Dead Space can be found here and will chase you throughout the rest of the castle. Eerie music can be heard constantly. Slender Man and Samara Morgan are constantly after you.

    Level 3: The Thing and every type of headcrab. Traps which can paralyze you for ten minutes throughout. Also, more weeping angels. Blackouts happen on occasion.

    Level 4: The halls of death. Tarrasque guard dog appears as soon as you enter. Uses cazaclaw swarms as breath weapon.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:14 No.15504385
    >>15504326
    You forgot the wallmasters.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:16 No.15504396
    Tarrasque is very easy to kill and while cazaclaws might be mobile, high damage enemies they are still mundane. So I definitely choose the right.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:16 No.15504398
    >>15504326
    Add Alma to the second level.

    In level 3, there are Kryll, Grues, and Vashta Nerada.

    Level 4, the Legendary Cazaclaws are riding dogs from Demon's Souls.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:23 No.15504474
    TARRASQUE AND DEATHCLAWS
    TARRASQUE AND DEATHCLAWS
    TARRASQUE AND DEATHCLAWS
    TARRASQUE AND DEATHCLAWS
    DEAR GOD, THE THING ON THE LEFT IS PART SKIFREE YETI, PART PHANTO, AND PART FUCKING MARIO SUN.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:24 No.15504485
    >>15504252
    oh, we won, fancy that.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:25 No.15504492
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    >summon bigger fish
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:32 No.15504562
    >>15504064
    At least death shall take me swiftly.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:33 No.15504570
    >>15504474
    And Sinistarr, and Pyramid Head.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:48 No.15504716
    WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS /TG/
    >> Braith117 07/07/11(Thu)14:53 No.15504760
    >>15504716
    The better question is why did it take us so long.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)14:54 No.15504764
    >>15504716
    Because some PCs just deserve to die.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)15:00 No.15504822
    Archived:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15503489/
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)15:49 No.15505240
    Lorddeathrape; he will wear your corpse like a condom.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)18:15 No.15506751
    I'll remind you guys that you can eat Cazadors if you have Tribal Wisdom.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)18:18 No.15506765
    "I have three words for you, sir".

    Hastur, Hastur...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)18:35 No.15506902
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    Lord Deathrape needs a little Regenerator/ Iron Maiden in him.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)19:32 No.15507499
    >>15506902
    That's just sadistic.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)19:48 No.15507661
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    >>15504182
    Needed more Emprah.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)21:53 No.15508727
    I'm just wondering, what happens when your Companions level up with you? Do they only receive a hit point increase, or do they do more damage as well?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)22:00 No.15508759
    who is the douche bag on the left?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)22:10 No.15508875
    This is, quite possibly, the scariest thread I have ever seen.

    I will have nightmares for a very long time.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)22:29 No.15509070
    >>15506902
    That's part of the Castle.



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