Ok so you enter the dragons goblins cave, you can see they are having a massive orgy, and are clearly on the sniff for elven women to rape. Perhaps you, Rachel?
>"Ok, I tell Mandor to head in and use his magic powers to slay these undefeatable monsters, as his mighty powers and manliness will surely save the day."
Uhh...ok...So Mandor runs in, and uses his powerfists to smash the monsters, who know the meaning of fear for the first time.
>"We leave the cave, as we are clearly not needed here."
Um..sure! You can hear the sounds of the epic battle even from this distance. Then suddenly, bear bandits! They are clearly staring at your lithe elven form.
>"Ok, I pray for divine intervention."
Oh...your beautiful god Mandor appears, and you are enthralled by his handsomene-"
>"I stab him in the balls."
Ah, but he's a angel, so he is made o-
>"I use my Carnage Paladin to turn good, and destroy him."
>"I lend my magic to his spell as well."
All right, the-
>"So do I. I think we all lend our magic right?"
Fine, everyone roll.
>20's all round
>"So, Mandor is dead right?"
>"Dude, there is no chance that he is alive, we all rolled 20's."
W-Well...you guys need a cleric. Your gonna die if you don't have a cleric in this adventure!
>"We don't care, we can handle it. We move to the next town."
But...ok, your character Rachel, breaks down in a fit of suicidal weeping, after seeing her husband-
>"Dude, my character is guy. Is this Mandor guy gay?"
What? No! Mandor is the manlest-
>"But you said that he is married to my Male character all this time."
Well...your character was turned into a women after being saved from hell by Mandor, who you married and had awesome sex with-
>"Yeah, but my characters mind set would still be a guy. Your Mandor is totally gay dude."
Get the fuck out.